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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:27,723 ♪ And the teenage wishes of my memory ♪ 3 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:30,726 ♪ All this before became a part of me ♪ 4 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:33,424 ♪ Rising someday to eternity 5 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,430 - Perp went East on 95. 6 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,258 Heavily-armed and definitely dangerous. 7 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:44,783 - Hey, son of a bitch has got speed up his fuckin' ass. 8 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,872 - What does the fuck does that mean, speed up his ass? 9 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:49,049 - Why would you say speed up his ass? 10 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,143 - Ugh, light. 11 00:00:58,232 --> 00:00:59,842 - That son of a bitch! 12 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,104 - What the fuck is he doin', is he fuckin crazy? 13 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:03,715 - Yeah, fuck, crazy would be an improvement! 14 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:08,807 - Houdini, eat your heart out. 15 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:22,908 Look, Ma, no hands. 16 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,957 Oh man, definitely not a sight for sore eyes. 17 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,046 Hey man, you definitely need a lesson in car chasing. 18 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,745 Rule number one, never chase the chaser. 19 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,577 - Come on! - I can't, I'm fuckin'-- 20 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:41,710 - He's starting to get away! - He's driving to the farm! 21 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,278 Will you fuckin' leave me alone! 22 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:48,020 - He's heading down fucking Crenshaw. 23 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:49,283 - I got him. 24 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,894 - I'm talking to the radio! - I got him! 25 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:03,949 - Guys could advance. 26 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,081 - What the fuck is he doin'? 27 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,517 - That son of a bitch is blindfolded! 28 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:09,781 - Ah, he's really sick! He's really very, very sick! 29 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:17,441 - Watch out, watch out! 30 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,531 - Ha ha ha, hasta la vista, bimbos! 31 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,098 No dumping! 32 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:27,930 All right, you jerkoffs. 33 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,758 Where the hell are ya? 34 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,718 My, what big eyes you have. 35 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:36,373 That's right, better to see you with, assholes. 36 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,202 I see. 37 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:42,205 A-ha, there you are and here I come! 38 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,208 - Hell yes. 39 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,079 Money's like an aphrodisiac. 40 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,865 Woo, so how much of this shit we got? 41 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,345 - We goin' to Acapulco now or what? 42 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:53,956 - Hey, who's this fuckin' guy on our ass? 43 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,872 - What guy, what up? - Look, look. 44 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,485 Fuckin' guy is on my ass, man. 45 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:02,399 - I'll say he is. 46 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:04,401 Hey, you need to fuck off man! 47 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:10,538 - Don't you guys know? 48 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:12,279 No matter how tired, hungry, drunk, 49 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:14,237 blind I am, it doesn't make a difference? 50 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,457 I always get my man. 51 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,024 Left tire. 52 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:21,070 - Fucker! 53 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:22,767 - 'Cause I'm crazy, I'm really over the edge. 54 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,640 I'm fucking, totally, absolutely dangerous. 55 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:28,469 Right tire! 56 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,562 - Fuck, why don't we just get out and walk? 57 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:35,476 Are you tired? 58 00:03:39,697 --> 00:03:41,264 - I'm right behind you, you jerkoffs! 59 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,179 And you thought you were gonna lose me. 60 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,181 Not in your wildest imaginations. 61 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,748 - Take it on the bridge, take it on the bridge! 62 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,141 - I'm going, shut the fuck up! 63 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:55,147 - What is with this tin foil, horseshit! 64 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,064 - You mother fuckers are buying me a new window! 65 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,677 - Man, he's got like a blindfold over his eye. 66 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,722 Where the hell is he driving? 67 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,724 We could see him, but he can't see us. 68 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:07,638 Fuck! 69 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,945 - The fuckin' guy's possessed. 70 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,208 Get this seersucker from hell off my ass! 71 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,296 Light him up! 72 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,864 - Yes, sir! - Now you're talking. 73 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:36,972 - Yeah, ha ha! 74 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,321 We got him now. 75 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,281 - He's still on my ass, man. 76 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,195 Get him off my fuckin' ass! 77 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:45,067 - Flashing with the gates of inferno! 78 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,373 I'm sick of this shit! 79 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,940 - I was saving it for the next ride. 80 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:06,697 - Oh man, you guys are pissing me off and that ain't good. 81 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:09,134 Because I might decide to go off the deep end! 82 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:10,962 - Ah, fuck! 83 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,358 - Hoss, Hoss, get the fuck outta here, man! 84 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,881 He's got one. 85 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:17,665 - Shit, this guy's a fuckin' ghost from hell, man. 86 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,101 He's fuckin' nuts! 87 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,891 Son of a bitch! 88 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:27,936 Lie down, man. 89 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,459 Lie down. 90 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,113 - I could even do it with my head turned this way. 91 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,114 Or this way. 92 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,681 Or this way. 93 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,335 It doesn't matter. 94 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,859 I could be upside down and I could shoot the hell outta ya. 95 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:42,907 - Take the fucking money! 96 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,257 Take the fucking money! 97 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,185 - Wait a minute, where the hell. 98 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:02,405 Son of a bitch, where the hell are they? 99 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,754 They got away. 100 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,365 Fuck, I drank one too many! 101 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,717 They got away, what the hell is the difference? 102 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,066 I might as well have another. 103 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:24,862 You got me. 104 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,256 Don't shoot. 105 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:30,085 - Not that I wouldn't want to, asshole! 106 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:33,131 What the fuck was that bullshit back there? 107 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:34,959 Fuck, I outta blow your head off. 108 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:38,876 - I owe ya, consider that a partial payment. 109 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,009 - I'll consider it payment in full, jackoff! 110 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,314 What the fuck did you do? 111 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:43,838 You let him go! 112 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,143 - I let him go. 113 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,667 You mean, I let him go. 114 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:50,192 - What do you mean, you let him get away on purpose? 115 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,280 - Hey. 116 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,151 You're not deaf and dumb after all. 117 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,719 - Would you take off that stupid fucking blindfold! 118 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,417 - Would you guys, relax. 119 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:00,202 They only robbed a bank for Christ's sakes. 120 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:01,333 - But how'd you do it, Houdini? 121 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,248 You peeking, huh, is that it? 122 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:07,165 - No, but it woulda been a heck of a lot easier if I did. 123 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,475 It sure pays to be new wave, huh? 124 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,307 - He definitely needs help. 125 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,657 - Hey, Chase, why don't you use your psychic eye 126 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:24,182 to find out what kind of a fuckin' asshole you are? 127 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:25,445 - A little later, Kyle, huh? 128 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,448 Right now it's freebasing. 129 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:32,016 Watching your wife hump somebody silly in Motel Pinks. 130 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,324 Ah, nice tight ass! 131 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,546 - Again with the humping. 132 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:40,416 - Shit! 133 00:07:57,172 --> 00:08:00,001 Hey, Chase, which one, there's two of 'em? 134 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,568 - Highway 12, room three. 135 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:04,527 - Right. 136 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:07,661 - Hey, Kyle, you want us to back you up? 137 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:10,185 - No, thanks, it's personal. 138 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:43,784 - Damn it! - Woo hoo! 139 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,960 - Just like army days, man! 140 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,701 - You got it, Kyle. 141 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:48,963 Get out right now! 142 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,268 Put your hands up, mother fucker! 143 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,662 Oh god, it's the chief, we're fucked! 144 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,492 - Jesus. 145 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,321 - Shit. 146 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,018 You dumb bastards! 147 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,411 - Chief, we had no idea. 148 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,586 I mean. 149 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,544 We didn't know it was you. 150 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:05,893 I mean, if we woulda known. 151 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,590 - We didn't know because there was. 152 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,504 We didn't know. 153 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,287 - We had a lead. 154 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,376 - You listen to me! 155 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,987 If one word of this gets out, 156 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:16,512 I'll hang the both of you by your balls, you understand? 157 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,950 - Oops, gave 'em wrong info. 158 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,432 - Now lead yourselves outta here! 159 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,175 Get out! - We're goin' right now. 160 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,742 It was very nice to have met you. 161 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,008 - Righteous Earl, here, and I'll do anything 162 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,967 to sell you a car, even swallow my cigar! 163 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:41,189 Woo, upside down even! 164 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,626 Now come see my pets, Splish and Splash. 165 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,367 They live in a shoe! 166 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,282 I'm Righteous Earl, look for me in there, too! 167 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,632 Ah, yeah. 168 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:53,462 Now, cut, cut, get me outta this goddamn thing! 169 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,856 Here we go, get me up, get me up, thank you. 170 00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,640 Holy my, hurry up, holy! 171 00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,077 Whoa, whoa there, ho sheesh! 172 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,299 - Here, have some of this. - Give me a drink! 173 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,517 Give me a drink! - This'll make you feel good. 174 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:06,693 - Oh, my little pumpkins. 175 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,608 A man's best friend is his pets! 176 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,090 Ooh, ooh, it sets my heart to fire 177 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,702 and my chitlins flashing in desire. 178 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,268 - Oh, you got a lotta desire, Earl. 179 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,488 - Yeah, I woulda been a lyricist, but I slur too much. 180 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,664 - Oh, we'll slur for you, Earl. 181 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,667 - Oh god, who put whisky in my whisky? 182 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,888 Whoever it was, I thank ya. 183 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,193 Now you girls go take five. 184 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:32,066 Now that drink stays, and save one for me. 185 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:32,893 All right? 186 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:35,809 I'll be trailing you right back at the trailer. 187 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,811 I got business to attend to. 188 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,551 - Oh, he's leaving. 189 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,821 - That piece of junk. 190 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,824 Hey, how's the swami, huh? 191 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,086 - Hi ya doin', Earl? 192 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,565 What the hell happened to your accent? 193 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,437 - Oh, that's for the customers, not for my buddy. 194 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,352 Hey, you've been busy today. 195 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,527 - Yeah, I've been busy. - Yeah. 196 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,571 Hey, what do you need? 197 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,182 What can I get for you? 198 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:04,011 Hey, four by four, auto air, transmission, crystal ball. 199 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,274 Oh, you got one built in your head already, don't ya? 200 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,539 You know, I got just the baby for you. 201 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:13,455 - Earl, sweet for a sweet. 202 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,153 - Honey pumpkin, I'll be meeting you 203 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,634 in the trailer in about five minutes. 204 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,461 - Yee haw! 205 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,420 - Oh, it's a great life, you know. 206 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,467 - Is that the Southern comfort or is that Northern bullshit? 207 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,164 - She's working for the bonus, you know? 208 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,653 - Feels good, Earl. 209 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,047 How often do I gas it? 210 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,439 - You don't gas this baby. 211 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,833 Like us, you 151 proof it. 212 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,182 You rocket fuel it! 213 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,401 Fill it up with high octane, 214 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,707 throw in a bottle of my booster. 215 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,621 It'll take ya to heaven and back. 216 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,188 - It better. 217 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,800 Wouldn't wanna be caught there one way with no return. 218 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,236 - Yeah, heaven's for the angels, 219 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,194 not for the likes of us, huh, Chase? 220 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,588 Hey, by the way, this ain't legal, you know. 221 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,069 - How much do I owe you? 222 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,549 - Well, if the department's paying for it, top price. 223 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,769 If you're paying for it, it's on the house. 224 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,075 - Thanks, Earl. 225 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:11,121 Do the usual, call me if there's another war. 226 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,733 - You're the best. 227 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,735 I can always count on you, Chase. 228 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:18,259 You're my Southern buddy y'all, 229 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,523 if you were from the South, South Bronx that is. 230 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:34,710 - Fuckin' get his ass, man. 231 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,104 Bust his fuckin' balls! 232 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,279 Bunch of bullshit! 233 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,414 - Hey, Twiddle Dumb and Twiddle Dumber! 234 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,807 How you guys doin'? 235 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,461 - That was hysterical last night, Chase. 236 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,592 - Don't you guys got somethin' better 237 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:48,855 to do than to follow me around? 238 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,247 - You know, I gotta tell you somethin', man. 239 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,814 You got some fuckin' brass balls, you know that? 240 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,903 'Cause we're gonna tell him that you fucking set us up. 241 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,731 - I think that maybe the two of you gotta 242 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,993 get yourself a girlfriend or something, 243 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,299 you know what I mean? - Oh yeah, right. 244 00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,517 But I think I'm in love with you, Chase. 245 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,345 You know, your beautiful blond hair, man. 246 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,259 Your hair comes alive. 247 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,609 Get a haircut, would you please? 248 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,046 - Oh, shit. 249 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,483 My worst fuckin' nightmare, another empty beer can. 250 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,749 - Can't we bust him for drinking in public or somethin'? 251 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,186 Whoa, yes indeed. 252 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,362 Hey, it must be jelly 'cause jam don't-- 253 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,537 - Fuck you, Dana. 254 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:23,628 - Shake like that. 255 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,805 Yeah, she wants me. 256 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,154 - You're beautiful. 257 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:27,981 - Thank you. 258 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,292 - Yo, Chase. 259 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,685 - Tell me something, is this where my tax money's going to, 260 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,513 for these new high-falluting security systems. 261 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,602 'Cause I think it sucks. 262 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,126 Have a good afternoon, George, 263 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,867 and keep your hands off of my beer. 264 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:50,612 - Hey, hey, it's super cop. 265 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,396 Didn't you ever learn not to turn your back 266 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,007 on the enemy, huh? 267 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,574 - You guys are too stupid to be called my enemy. 268 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,670 - How's your sex life, Houdini? 269 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,760 - Yeah, I heard your dick disappeared. 270 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,241 Blub, blub, blub, bleeb, presto! 271 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,722 - Chicks must really love that S&M shit! 272 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,942 Especially with you being the one wearing the blindfold! 273 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,163 - For Christ's sake, straighten your tie a bit. 274 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,819 What'll he think, Lieutenant's coming. 275 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,213 Morning, Lieutenant. 276 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,779 - Hey, guys. - Morning to you. 277 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,999 - Good morning. - Heya doin'? 278 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,783 - Lieutenant. 279 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,872 - Good morning, Lieutenant, 280 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,090 you're looking very chipper today. 281 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,657 That tie is a very nice-- - Fuck off! 282 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,442 - You hear anything new in that stripper case? 283 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,488 - The less we hear about it, the better. 284 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,448 - That's lovely. 285 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,711 - Those burritos were good. 286 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,987 - Chase doesn't have any sense of smell, remember? 287 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,905 Just go ahead and fart. 288 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,692 Come on - Get started, come on. 289 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:20,745 - Hey, I'm trying. 290 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,877 It's got nowhere to go. 291 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,675 - He's not deaf, you guys. 292 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,773 - Let's get outta here, guys. 293 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:52,864 Chase's stench is killing me, oh god. 294 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,431 - That funny a joke? 295 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,348 - You ever think about getting that thing fixed? 296 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,655 Here, your gonna need that. 297 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,881 - Ooh, hot in here. 298 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,983 - Nothing like the smell of a beautiful lady 299 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,594 lavished in lust. 300 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,421 Excuse me. 301 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,821 - You've been costing the department too much money. 302 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,694 I'm assigning you a second pair of eyes. 303 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,000 - What? 304 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,828 A partner, me, moi? 305 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,528 Is this coming from the masturbating duo? 306 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,878 - Dana and Kyle have nothing to do with this, Chase. 307 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,533 - Hey look, Chief, you know I always make good, right? 308 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,579 - All right, look, the perps might have gotten away 309 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,277 but I nicked one of 'em really good. 310 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,540 He's gonna be leaving a trail of blood wherever he goes. 311 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,932 All you gotta do is send out the hounds 312 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,325 and you'll find him licking his wounds. 313 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,501 - No no no no no. 314 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,069 It's been too much, too often, it's final. 315 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,723 As of now, you're gonna have a partner 316 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,247 to slow you down and keep you in the traffic lanes. 317 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,292 You got that? 318 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,771 - This just came in. 319 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:16,905 Hey, Chase. 320 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:17,819 - Hey, Kelly. 321 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,214 - You been drinking again? 322 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,954 Smell yourself, you smell terrible. 323 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,176 - Captain, Sergeant Kuluhan is here. 324 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:29,831 - Okay, great. 325 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,791 Now, look, Chase, don't scare this one away. 326 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,315 We're talking first rate credentials here. 327 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,881 Top of the class. 328 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:40,102 Narcotics, homicide, firearms, special tactics. 329 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:43,845 Expert in Taekwondo, judo, you name it. 330 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:44,846 - Are you kidding me? 331 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,065 Who is this, Rambo? 332 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,285 - Chief, I'm outta here, I'm history. 333 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,766 Hasta la vista, baby, I'm gone. 334 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,898 Call me if the going gets rough, all right? 335 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:05,040 Big mistake, I think I'll stick around for a while. 336 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,825 - Of course. 337 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:12,787 Sergeant Kuluhan, this is Detective Chase Nash. 338 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,181 He's got a foul tongue, but a sweet heart 339 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,747 once you get to know him. 340 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,793 - Yes, we met. 341 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:22,492 - Tight buns, nice to see you again. 342 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,017 Oh! 343 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:28,977 - You'll have to excuse him, Sergeant. 344 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,239 He's a bit off balance on account 345 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,415 of a bad decision he was just about to make. 346 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,591 Luckily, something brought him back to his senses. 347 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,028 - Actually, two things brought me back to my senses. 348 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,682 - Do you think that's enough of a feel, Detective Nash? 349 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,293 - Oh yeah, sure. 350 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,642 Unless you want me to take off your shirt and do it right. 351 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,122 - That's enough, Chase. 352 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,126 I'm assigning the two of you on to the stripper case. 353 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,344 - The stripper case. 354 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,216 That's the hauling out bodies, isn't it? 355 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,000 - Sounds like it's right up your alley. 356 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,219 - Oh, you're funny. 357 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,524 I've had my share of full bodies, thank you. 358 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,309 I'm not deprived, like you. 359 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,049 - Oh, what makes you think I'm deprived? 360 00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,660 - Very obvious. 361 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,575 The way you hold your body so stiff and defensive-like. 362 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:02,924 - Ever occur to you that maybe women 363 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,186 like me just don't like men like you. 364 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,015 - Never thought of that. 365 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,103 Got myself a nun. 366 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,801 - Do you mind, Chase? 367 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,934 - Now so far we got Special Tactics, the FBI, 368 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:16,590 Vicap, and even the CIA in on this one. 369 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,895 The whole thing's getting worse and 370 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,462 we're not getting any better. 371 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,072 What we have here is a precedent 372 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,901 in criminal investigation history. 373 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,903 Now I wouldn't even think about screwing it up any worse 374 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:30,952 by sending you in, Chase, but, hell, I still owe ya. 375 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:36,000 Now maybe, just maybe, with the class of Sergeant Kuluhan 376 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:39,047 beside you you might get it straight this time. 377 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,701 - Well, we'll look good anyway. 378 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,965 Sounds good to me, Chief. 379 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,228 We'll have it bagged tight and cleaned up in a couple days. 380 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,055 Right, Sarge? 381 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,275 - You watch yourself, Detective Nash, 382 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,799 and we'll just do fine together. 383 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,931 - Ooh, I got myself a live one. 384 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,542 - Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 385 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,588 - Let me escort you outside, if you don't mind. 386 00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,415 Whoa! 387 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,461 I mean, don't touch the merchandise. 388 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:02,636 Can I just look at it? 389 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,117 Chief. 390 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,163 First I gotta bag Sergeant Stuck-up 391 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,425 then I'll solve the case. 392 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,296 - Chase! 393 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,260 - So what did the chief mean by still owing you? 394 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,523 - A lot of people owe me, Sarge, 395 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,091 but not many people pay me back. 396 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,662 Hold it! 397 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:29,924 We don't wanna go in there. 398 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,319 This one's filled with four big assholes. 399 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,109 - That was great, that was great, Sergeant! 400 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,632 You see the expressions on their faces? 401 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:43,981 It was like they saw the Grim Reaper! 402 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,113 I'm telling you, me and you, 403 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,593 we got a great future-- - Hold it! 404 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,248 Look, Detective, we owe each other nothing. 405 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,075 That was only spur of the moment destiny 406 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,513 back there shining it's benevolence upon you. 407 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,868 - Gosh, what a lucky guy. 408 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,350 I definitely see a grandiose destiny ahead 409 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,786 for the two of us. 410 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,208 Hey, Sloppy Joe. 411 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:38,949 What's going down here? 412 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,516 - You don't wanna see it, Chase. 413 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,909 It'll make you throw up. 414 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,214 - It's all right, I didn't eat yet. 415 00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:44,607 What is it? 416 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,653 - Yuck, looks like something from outer space. 417 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:50,091 Welcome to the stripper case, Kiddo. 418 00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:52,354 Ho, hey, I like your new partner! 419 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:55,226 - 10-4, under the Fifth Street Bridge. 420 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,924 Sightings of stripper victims. 421 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,839 Keep vicinity on lock down. 422 00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:00,101 - Hey, Chase, smile! 423 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,233 You're on fuckin' Candid Camera from Mars! 424 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,758 - Hey, that's my bad side. 425 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,063 - Every side is your bad side, asshole. 426 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,848 - It wasn't their lucky day. 427 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:10,241 - Department of Health notified. 428 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,287 May need quarantine. 429 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:17,161 No body fluids or organs thought to exist in the bodies. 430 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,294 Checking for radioactivity. 431 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:23,733 - I tried to tell them that crime don't pay. 432 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,256 - That's your hit? 433 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,823 - Yup. 434 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:30,131 Looks like somebody big and bad finished the job also, huh? 435 00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:32,394 - There's nothing to take fingerprints of. 436 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:35,179 Christ, even the fingerprints are gone. 437 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,485 - Something's going down all right. 438 00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:38,095 There's no telling how long they've been dead 439 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:40,228 without organs or internal liquids. 440 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:43,274 I don't know who's dong this or how. 441 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:45,538 I'm betting it's arcane. 442 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,368 - Well, Sarge, let's look at the upside. 443 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,239 They nailed the bad guy. 444 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,635 The other stripper victims were also sought after perps. 445 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:58,159 So who's ever plying voodoo seems to be on our side. 446 00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,336 - Yeah, for now. 447 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,210 - All personnel, do not make physical contact 448 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,910 with the victims, radioactivity and contamination possible. 449 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:23,750 - Been in this business for 25 years and I've seen 450 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,361 more twisted bodies then worms in the ground. 451 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,712 Doesn't make sense. 452 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,192 There was no entry, 453 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,936 therefore, logically, there should be no exit. 454 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,329 - But we do have a hollow body. 455 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:39,156 - Body? 456 00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,118 Bodies! 457 00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:47,295 Why don't you get more bicycle pumps 458 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:50,080 so I can pump 'em up to see what they used to look like! 459 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,171 Definitely not death by natural causes. 460 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:58,915 Chase, what's going on here? 461 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:02,179 I'm not a religious man, but if you do not wrap this up 462 00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:05,008 real soon, I'm taking up the good book 463 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:07,968 and I'm not talking about Gray's Anatomy. 464 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:36,823 - How's your head feel now, super cop? 465 00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,564 - Yeah, told you he didn't have any brain in there. 466 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,437 - Hey, take two aspirin. 467 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,224 And don't ever fucking call me again. 468 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,475 - I just love being me. 469 00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:26,307 - Detective Chase and Sergeant Madison. 470 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:27,656 - Madison, yeah, first class all the way. 471 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,310 That's what I said. 472 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:32,226 - Anything compared to you is first class, Detective Nash. 473 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:33,575 - Oh ho ho, real cute. 474 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,142 I told you you're cute. 475 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:36,926 - Hey, Martin, how is it out there? 476 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,449 - Hard, it's really tough out there. 477 00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:39,581 - Any tricks? 478 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:45,674 - Okay, Madison, ready to rock and roll? 479 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:48,329 Okay, tally-ho, let's go. 480 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:50,549 Madison, if you'll accompany me. 481 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:51,985 Let's check out this area. 482 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,437 Hey, Sarge. 483 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,918 Anybody ever tell you you look really sexy in uniform? 484 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,833 I can't concentrate on anything. 485 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:14,747 - You know, if I were you, Detective, 486 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,487 I'd keep my attention elsewhere. 487 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,539 - Good God. 488 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,627 Gosh, just having you near me makes me 489 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,151 all hot and flustered like, Sarge. 490 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,892 - Oh yeah? 491 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,678 Well, go home and take a shower, I'll finish up here. 492 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,835 - Hey, not bad, not bad, but some like it hot. 493 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:00,880 I hear somebody else. 494 00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:05,101 One down, let's see who else is left. 495 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:11,064 No, no! 496 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,501 And some like it hotter. 497 00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:15,895 Oh boy, I gotta get a hold here, he almost got us. 498 00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:20,029 - A knight in shining armor? 499 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,752 - When the going gets tougher, 500 00:27:46,795 --> 00:27:48,797 the tougher gotta get going, Madison. 501 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:52,148 I don't wanna spook you, so close your eyes on this one. 502 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:14,170 - My god! 503 00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:19,175 - Ah! 504 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,395 - What are you doing? 505 00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:23,397 Why are you doing this to yourself? 506 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:25,834 - When the real time comes, I may be 507 00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:30,883 shot, wounded, hurt, delirious with pain. 508 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:34,843 I gotta remain focused on what I want. 509 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,169 - Detective? 510 00:28:58,562 --> 00:28:59,389 Nash? 511 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:05,352 Chase? 512 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,118 Shit! 513 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,687 Is this virtual reality or what? 514 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:39,603 Chase! 515 00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:00,668 - How ya doin', Madison? 516 00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:06,239 When the big one shows up, I'll be ready for it. 517 00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:07,718 - What big one? 518 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,764 - When it arrives, you'll know it. 519 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,288 Matter of fact, we're all gonna know it. 520 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:13,507 Lets go get our score. 521 00:30:16,945 --> 00:30:20,383 I feel like I did five miles. 522 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:21,820 - This is crazy and insane. 523 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,996 You're reasoning is totally warped, Detective Nash. 524 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,345 - Hey look, I never said it was the 525 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,086 Good Housekeeping stamp of approval. 526 00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:28,696 I got my share of knots, all right? 527 00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:32,221 - Yeah, like the hangman's noose dangling over your head. 528 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:33,483 - Winner, with a new high score. 529 00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:36,704 300 perfect points, Detective Nash. 530 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:43,537 - All right, I won! 531 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,756 Ah, I feel like Marciano after the fight. 532 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,933 - Don't look like you won to me, retard. 533 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,674 - Ooh, Jesus, hey, this guy is tough. 534 00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:52,589 - Oh, yeah. - He's meant to be tough. 535 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:54,853 You know, Nash, if you don't watch yourself 536 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:56,550 we're gonna have to take you to the doctor 537 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:59,770 so he can check your brain so that you 538 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,947 don't get any booboos anymore. 539 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,645 - Hey, Kyle, I'm outta bullets. 540 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,386 I can't put you outta your misery. 541 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,953 In the meantime, so you don't look like a damn fool, 542 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,345 why don't you zipper up your fly 543 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,739 before your wee little wee-wee falls out. 544 00:31:18,224 --> 00:31:20,661 Take care of these guys, real pissers. 545 00:31:20,704 --> 00:31:21,923 - Little pissers. 546 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,664 - How'd he know yours is so little? 547 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:26,928 Oh, I'm sorry. 548 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:27,842 You know, maybe there's something 549 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,149 to this ESP thing, I don't know. 550 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:32,934 - Oh, it needs to be disinfected. 551 00:31:32,978 --> 00:31:34,849 Put your gun away. 552 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,676 Let's get some peroxide on that. 553 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,547 - I could put you on it. 554 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:39,419 - You're right out of the cookoo's nest. 555 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,724 You know that, Nash? 556 00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:41,551 - I know. 557 00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:47,731 - Stop messing around. 558 00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:52,736 Okay, bite on a bullet or something, this is gonna hurt. 559 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:54,347 - Let me swallow my gum first. 560 00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:58,917 - That's not gonna help much. 561 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,135 - It's not gonna hurt. 562 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:03,660 - Jesus! 563 00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:17,109 - What's the matter? 564 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,762 - What are you, a terminator? 565 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:20,112 Don't you feel pain? 566 00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:22,549 - Sarge, just having you next to me 567 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,290 to touch me numbs me in ecstasy. 568 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,032 - Do your own then. 569 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,865 - Hey, Sarge, hold the wheel for me for a minute, would ya? 570 00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:38,304 It's here somewhere. 571 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:40,828 Ah! 572 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:49,619 - I didn't know undercover meant six feet under. 573 00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:50,838 - Don't bury us yet, Sarge. 574 00:32:50,881 --> 00:32:52,405 Me and you got possibility. 575 00:32:52,448 --> 00:32:55,190 - If anyone's gonna bury us, Detective Nash, its you! 576 00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:56,757 - Hey, don't you think you can call me something a little 577 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,541 sweeter by now, we're all buddies? 578 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,152 Call me Chase! 579 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:01,762 - Driving under the influence is 580 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:04,721 against the law in case you forgot. 581 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,636 - Okay, want me to give myself up? 582 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:11,685 - I'd call it police corruption. 583 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:13,948 - Hey, don't tell me about police corruption! 584 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,036 I can tell you about police corruption 585 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,560 and it's not me, all right? 586 00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:19,258 - Well, what are you talking about? 587 00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:23,175 - I'd tell you, but I gotta be drunk. 588 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,875 - You're terrible. 589 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:29,746 - Not bad yourself. 590 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:31,357 - No, I mean, you're really terrible. 591 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,489 - I mean, you're really not bad yourself. 592 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,063 Why don't you come a little closer? 593 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,978 I don't bite, you know. 594 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,719 - Would you keep your eye on the road? 595 00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:48,200 Keep your mind on work! 596 00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:50,811 - Damn, I got that itch. 597 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,073 I get it every so often. 598 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,554 It drives me crazy like a bad tick. 599 00:33:54,597 --> 00:33:55,468 Oh, man. 600 00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:57,687 Son of a bitch. 601 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:02,083 - All right, where's the damn itch? 602 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:03,693 - Right here. 603 00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:05,652 No, have to move around, further. 604 00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:06,957 Come on further around, a little bit. 605 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,002 Oh, closer. 606 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,569 There you go. 607 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:10,657 Oops, it's gone. 608 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:11,788 - Ooh! 609 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,355 - I couldn't help myself. 610 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:15,575 What's the matter, ain't you ever been kissed before? 611 00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,882 - Look, Detective, let's get something straight right now. 612 00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:21,407 This isn't some frivolous preppy college fraternity 613 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:23,409 to see who fucks the chick! 614 00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:25,411 We're here on emergency police business and we 615 00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:27,804 have a case to crack and we better do it soon 616 00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:29,023 before half the city falls victim 617 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,939 to this monster from the black lagoon! 618 00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:33,723 So grow up fast! 619 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:36,683 - Here, Sarge, you need a drink after a sermon like that. 620 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:37,597 - That's it! 621 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,946 Stop the car, pull over! 622 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:40,382 - Hey, hey, take it easy, I'm on the wagon. 623 00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:41,644 No more beer, all right? 624 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,298 Here look, no more, finished, okay? 625 00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:44,212 That's it. 626 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:45,170 I'll start drinking soda. 627 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:49,609 Some wine, maybe? 628 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:52,873 Only kidding, all right, no more drinking. 629 00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:58,531 - Watch out! 630 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:03,057 God, your crazy! 631 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:04,972 Stop this car right now. 632 00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:06,278 You hear me, Detective Nash. 633 00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:07,322 I'll have you up for immediate suspension. 634 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,237 Not to mention sexual harassment. 635 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:11,544 - I don't think he liked that you missed him. 636 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,067 He's coming back for some more. 637 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:15,025 - What? 638 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:16,897 - Take a look. 639 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:23,425 - Jesus, you bring bad luck! 640 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:24,252 - Scared? 641 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:28,343 - No, I'm not scared, I'm a trained professional, remember? 642 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:35,220 - That son of a bitch, he blew my balls! 643 00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:36,873 - I don't believe this! 644 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:39,963 - Welcome to Chase's Believe It or Not! 645 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,927 Wow, you really pissed him off. 646 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,537 Probably some psychoneurotic who decided to kill himself 647 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,540 tonight by a head-on collision, but you ruined his plan. 648 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,716 - Would you shut up, you're ruining my aim! 649 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,630 - How about your life? 650 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:55,675 - That, too. 651 00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:00,245 - You have any powder in those bullets or what? 652 00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:02,986 - Nine millimeter rounds are deadly. 653 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:07,643 - Son of a bitch. 654 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:09,558 Sarge, put your seatbelt on. 655 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:10,951 - Give me a break. 656 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:26,488 - Good shooting, did you hit him once? 657 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:28,969 - Haven't missed once, Mr. Fabulous. 658 00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:31,014 - Yeah, how come he's still coming? 659 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:36,019 - I'm calling for help. 660 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,328 It's dead. 661 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:42,156 - I didn't connect it yet. 662 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,636 - What? 663 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:44,811 - When it's all over, we'll stop 664 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:46,769 at a phone booth and call it in. 665 00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:48,075 Right now, hold on. 666 00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,250 I wanna take a good look at him shootin' at us. 667 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,078 Hold on. 668 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:54,603 - What are you doing? 669 00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,039 - You made me miss him before. 670 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,346 This time he's not gonna be so lucky. 671 00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,956 - You're one sick pup. 672 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,044 - Yeah, I got my moments. 673 00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:08,574 - You're gonna kill us! 674 00:37:08,617 --> 00:37:09,401 Watch out! 675 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:17,191 - Come on, buddy-boo. 676 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,460 - What, does he got, a cat burne? 677 00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:30,117 Hey, you lucky son of a bitch! 678 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,467 Who's shooting the pickles now, huh? 679 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:35,557 You see me hit his lights? 680 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:36,863 - Yeah. - I hit his lights, right? 681 00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:38,168 - Yeah. 682 00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:38,734 - Well, how come they didn't blow? 683 00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:39,866 - I don't know. 684 00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:40,954 - See how the bum like this. 685 00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:42,042 Tires! 686 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,135 - Must be Goodyear. 687 00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:49,441 - The whole car's bulletproof. 688 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:51,486 - It's almost like he's bulletproof. 689 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,096 - Maybe he's returned from the dead. 690 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,750 - Yeah, well, let's send him back! 691 00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:59,538 Hey look, you suicidal bastard, whoever the hell you are! 692 00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,453 Don't worry about your plans being ruined 693 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,019 because I'm gonna kill ya! 694 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:04,325 Just yell out before it's all over 695 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,458 what kinda flowers you want at your funeral! 696 00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:15,554 - What are you doing? 697 00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:19,819 It's over, Nash! 698 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:21,342 - Night's just beginning, Maddy! 699 00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:25,172 - You are one crazy bastard! 700 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,260 - It's fun being me. 701 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,446 - What kind of gasoline are we burning? 702 00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:40,100 - NASA rocket fuel. 703 00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:42,494 - Slow down! 704 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:47,368 - Nothing like living dangerously, Maddy. 705 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:49,196 Makes you enjoy the walks in the park. 706 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,458 - Yeah, right! 707 00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,982 Like playing dead at Forest Lawn. 708 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,942 What are you doing? 709 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,944 You're pushing your already bad luck! 710 00:38:57,987 --> 00:38:59,206 - Scared yet? 711 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,686 - No, only the unknown scares me. 712 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:02,383 I knew your number a long time ago. 713 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:10,260 Oh shit! 714 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,095 - Oh, so you do have a vice? 715 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,707 - Driven to smoke by a crazy like you! 716 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:26,755 Oh my god, this is too much. 717 00:39:26,799 --> 00:39:28,714 - Little itsy bitsy scared yet? 718 00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:34,937 How do you like the view? - I don't, this is suicide. 719 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:37,113 I can't see a damn thing. 720 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:39,333 - I can see you, but you don't look so bad. 721 00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:43,163 Hey, Maddie, you sure you can't see a damn thing? 722 00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:45,426 - Not a damn thing! 723 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,123 - Good, I'll drink to that. 724 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,342 - Look out! 725 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:52,041 - Man, I'm not gonna spill it. 726 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:15,630 - This can't be happening, this is only a bad dream. 727 00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:16,892 You will awake. 728 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:19,547 Detective Chase will only be a fading memory. 729 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:25,640 Creepy little shits. 730 00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:31,298 - No, we're gonna close up! 731 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,910 - Huh? 732 00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:35,955 - Nevermind. 733 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:38,610 - Oh shit! 734 00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:45,921 Chase, get the fuck outta here now! 735 00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:47,706 - You called me Chase. 736 00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,786 Damn, that's twice they got away from me. 737 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,833 - You are by far the most pompous, inconsiderate 738 00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:29,965 law enforcer I have ever had the misfortune 739 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:31,532 of almost dying with! 740 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,534 - Is that right, Miss Complaint Department? 741 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:36,145 If I'm ever gonna have to die with somebody, 742 00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:38,408 it's definitely not gonna be you, okay? 743 00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:40,149 - Yeah, well don't do me ny favors. 744 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:41,586 - I won't. 745 00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,326 I haven't seen you perform any great wonders yet. 746 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:44,806 - When you do, you'll know it. 747 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,199 - Yeah, I'll know it. 748 00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:47,983 You're gonna save the world, right? 749 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,985 Jesus, all this nagging, I need a drink. 750 00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:52,379 - Make that two. 751 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,208 - What do you drink? 752 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,471 - Tequila, straight up, 1800. 753 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:11,224 So, you have the car rigged on remote or somethin'? 754 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:14,749 - No, just instinct. 755 00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:17,273 - Instinct don't steer a car through a pitch black tunnel 756 00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:19,972 when you're not looking and you can't see diddly. 757 00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:22,061 - Especially if my instinct is busy doing 758 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,760 something else like steering my hormones right your way. 759 00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:26,718 - Excuse me? 760 00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:32,506 - I'm psychic, okay ESP? 761 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,552 Do do do do, do do do do. 762 00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:38,294 Sarge, I can see with my eyes opened or closed. 763 00:42:38,338 --> 00:42:40,122 It don't matter, far or near. 764 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,081 Except my mind has eyes on the outside. 765 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,824 - Now, you're scaring me. 766 00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:47,260 - Good, your facade is weakening. 767 00:42:47,303 --> 00:42:48,304 Welcome to the club. 768 00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:52,134 - So why you so bash angry? 769 00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:55,398 - Read the accident reports. 770 00:42:55,442 --> 00:42:57,052 I'm a living freak. 771 00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:59,141 Without warning I can go into a psychedelic frenzy, 772 00:42:59,185 --> 00:43:01,404 peer into distant future events. 773 00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:03,102 Different dimensions, for crying out loud! 774 00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:04,103 I didn't ask for this! 775 00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,321 It was the accident. 776 00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:08,716 You wanna see something, Sarge? 777 00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:13,199 Gunshot wood from the Cotton-Lansky case. 778 00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:17,116 I was in a coma for two weeks. 779 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:19,379 Corpus delicti was I became a guinea pig, 780 00:43:19,422 --> 00:43:21,511 a marvel, a wonder, the sous-saint prodigy. 781 00:43:21,555 --> 00:43:23,905 Phenomenon of nature, volcanic eruption. 782 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:25,820 They called me every name in the book. 783 00:43:25,864 --> 00:43:27,561 Because of this. 784 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:29,607 - My god. 785 00:43:31,391 --> 00:43:33,698 I've heard of these things, but I never met a real-- 786 00:43:33,741 --> 00:43:35,090 - Crazy? 787 00:43:35,134 --> 00:43:35,961 - Before. 788 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:40,008 - You know, it's funny, Sarge. 789 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:42,097 Years ago, we'd smoke reefers just beckoning 790 00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:44,839 to find the altered consciousness. 791 00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:46,188 Right now, if I had a choice, 792 00:43:46,232 --> 00:43:48,713 I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. 793 00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:50,497 - So that's why you drink? 794 00:43:51,977 --> 00:43:53,413 - You got it, it numbs me. 795 00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,676 I'm on manic overdrive most of the time. 796 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,592 It's another reason why I'm great at what I do. 797 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:01,334 - Shit. 798 00:44:01,377 --> 00:44:03,423 Talk about a good line of gab. 799 00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:05,947 We've been shot at, pursued mystery perps 800 00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:08,167 through dark, abandoned tunnels, 801 00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:11,649 almost killed by an avalanche and all in the name of ESP. 802 00:44:11,692 --> 00:44:13,520 Well, tell me Mr. Psychic Cop, 803 00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:15,696 what's your sous saint oracle of the mind 804 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,611 saying about what happens next? 805 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:23,051 - If I'm hearing correctly, something about partners in bed. 806 00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:29,405 - Wishful thinking, tall, dark, and handsome. 807 00:44:29,449 --> 00:44:32,408 Bet you'll be quick to leave like all run arounds. 808 00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:33,627 I also have foresight. 809 00:44:39,198 --> 00:44:40,416 - She has foresight, I have hindsight 810 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,636 and it doesn't look too bad from here. 811 00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:27,072 Sarge, I know you've been hurt. 812 00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:29,727 I've been hurt, too. 813 00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:33,165 I'm not the bad guy. 814 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:38,561 You don't have to if you don't want to. 815 00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:40,520 You probably won't until you do. 816 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:44,089 But you can trust me. 817 00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:50,791 Maybe if you give it some time, we can help each other. 818 00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:27,654 You looking for somebody, honey? 819 00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:29,699 - I certainly am. 820 00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:32,702 And it is definitely not you. 821 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:35,836 - Well, what about you? 822 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,490 - You know what they say about cops with big guns? 823 00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:40,449 They have small-- - Nevermind. 824 00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:42,495 - Looks like it's not your lucky night. 825 00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:45,106 - It's not my lucky life. 826 00:46:45,150 --> 00:46:47,848 - Who you calling, the lonely lovers hotline? 827 00:46:47,892 --> 00:46:48,718 - Funny. 828 00:46:50,198 --> 00:46:51,765 I'm calling in the plates on the mystery mobile. 829 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:55,029 You never know, it might be connected to the stripper case. 830 00:46:55,073 --> 00:46:57,118 - How'd you see the plates? 831 00:46:57,162 --> 00:46:58,903 - Fore-- - Foresight, I know. 832 00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:11,002 - No, not again! 833 00:47:28,236 --> 00:47:31,544 - Approximately 35 year old male, gunshot wound to the head. 834 00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:32,893 - Come on, Chase, hold on. 835 00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:34,721 You're bigger and better than that. 836 00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:37,898 Is he gonna make it? - Some do, some don't. 837 00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:39,204 90 over 80. 838 00:47:39,247 --> 00:47:41,075 - He isn't some don't, he's gonna make it. 839 00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:45,384 - Promise me you'll balance the shift to make it equal. 840 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:47,777 - What did he say? - Oh, he's just delirious. 841 00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,480 - To hire places. 842 00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:58,571 - You're not allowed to go up there. 843 00:47:58,614 --> 00:48:01,704 - You're not betraying us. 844 00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:05,447 - He's going into shock. 845 00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:07,275 - Chase. 846 00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:09,799 Hold on. 847 00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:15,457 - Current status? 848 00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:18,025 - They've already penetrated the dimension of redemption? 849 00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:19,722 - The level of angels? 850 00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:22,029 - Yes, but will they be able to pass through the lights? 851 00:48:22,073 --> 00:48:23,683 - Not known yet. 852 00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,903 - But it is the absence of light that creates evil. 853 00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:28,993 Once illuminated by the highest wisdom's illumination, 854 00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:30,820 it must be destroyed. 855 00:48:30,864 --> 00:48:33,693 - Yes, but when forces of evil gain power and form, 856 00:48:33,736 --> 00:48:35,347 the force of good is weakened, 857 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:37,305 and thus in turn weakens the light. 858 00:48:37,349 --> 00:48:38,959 - Then what of unspeakable highest judge 859 00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:40,700 of all, the creator? 860 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:42,963 Will he allow himself to be destroyed? 861 00:48:43,007 --> 00:48:44,704 - He will not go back on his own law. 862 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:47,707 Free will to Man will not be intervened. 863 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,796 - The creator has intervened before. 864 00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:51,363 - As decreed during that period. 865 00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:54,888 If Man's pull to evil would greatly outweigh his pull 866 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,585 to good, then it would be left to Man 867 00:48:56,629 --> 00:48:58,631 to witness his own demise. 868 00:48:58,674 --> 00:49:00,372 - Even if it means destruction to all, 869 00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,721 including the unspeakable? 870 00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:03,984 - If the almighty allows this. 871 00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:05,725 - Was it really a suicide? 872 00:49:05,768 --> 00:49:06,552 - And up. 873 00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:09,598 - Okay, come on, hold him, he's hemorrhaging. 874 00:49:09,642 --> 00:49:11,513 - Administer another five cc's of sodium pentathol. 875 00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:12,819 - Right, doctor. 876 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:15,996 - All right, let's see what we've got here. 877 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,650 - Ah, Christ, he's a gusher. 878 00:49:17,693 --> 00:49:19,608 - The EEGs all over the place. 879 00:49:19,652 --> 00:49:21,654 - The bullet must be touching the corpus callosum. 880 00:49:21,697 --> 00:49:23,656 - And he's hallucinating while unconscious. 881 00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:25,223 That's a tidbit for the journals. 882 00:49:25,266 --> 00:49:26,572 - I'll say. 883 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:28,008 - Heart rate is dropping, Doctor. 884 00:49:28,052 --> 00:49:28,922 - We are not stopping the hemorrhaging. 885 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,402 - This is unbelievable. - 45. 886 00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:31,664 - 33. 887 00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:32,970 - 40. - I don't know what to do. 888 00:49:33,013 --> 00:49:34,275 - 35. 889 00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:35,102 - He's getting close to brain dead. 890 00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:36,451 - 30. 891 00:49:36,495 --> 00:49:38,018 - We gotta stop the bleeding. 892 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:40,455 If it's right next to the corpus callosum, you can't go in. 893 00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:42,414 - What you're saying is if we cut him he dies, 894 00:49:42,457 --> 00:49:43,893 if we don't cut him, he dies? 895 00:49:43,937 --> 00:49:45,547 - We're losing him, doctor. 896 00:49:45,591 --> 00:49:46,679 - 35, we're losing him, doctor. 897 00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:51,727 - Let's have a decision. 898 00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,253 - Get the saw ready, we're going in. 899 00:49:55,296 --> 00:49:57,168 Give me a number three scalpel. 900 00:49:57,211 --> 00:50:01,215 - Stop, change of plans. 901 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:05,089 Freeze him, freeze him to near death. 902 00:50:07,352 --> 00:50:09,049 Welcome back, Chase. 903 00:50:09,093 --> 00:50:11,182 More exciting the second time around, huh? 904 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:22,976 Well, uh, he has a hard head so the bullet didn't go 905 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,631 too deep, or it would have been instant. 906 00:50:25,674 --> 00:50:28,721 The downside is that the entry is right next 907 00:50:28,764 --> 00:50:31,071 to the previous wound, compounding the damage 908 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:33,334 by creating an instant aneurysm, 909 00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:36,642 which is a blood vessel that has ballooned 910 00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,774 in this case to the size of a golf ball. 911 00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:42,082 With normal blood pressure, operating is like 912 00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:43,823 operating on a balloon. 913 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:46,913 If it bursts, the patient's lost. 914 00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:51,918 So we're trying a very new and somewhat risky procedure 915 00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:55,095 whereby his body and brain are frozen, 916 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:57,315 allowing us sufficient time and control 917 00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:59,491 for surgery before brain death. 918 00:51:02,015 --> 00:51:05,584 At this point, I can only suggest that you pray. 919 00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:10,980 I'm sorry. 920 00:51:13,026 --> 00:51:13,809 - Thanks. 921 00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:24,081 - There it is, this is the last of it. 922 00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:27,997 A 'Vette, '72 white Corvette. 923 00:51:28,955 --> 00:51:32,611 Anthony Maroni, age 72, resides at Gail Park, 924 00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:34,526 516 Perkins Street. 925 00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:36,354 Nothing else even fits the bill. 926 00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:37,355 - Think back, Chester. 927 00:51:37,398 --> 00:51:39,139 Did he say anything else? 928 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:40,009 - Nothing. 929 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:43,622 Poor guy, this was his second time around, huh? 930 00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:47,060 - Yeah. 931 00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:51,717 All right, thanks. 932 00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:56,504 - Sorry, wish I coulda had better news. 933 00:51:56,548 --> 00:51:57,897 What a bummer. 934 00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:59,377 I'm gonna be haunted by those last words, 935 00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:01,292 I owe you for a long time. 936 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:06,993 - What? 937 00:52:07,036 --> 00:52:08,603 - Nothing. 938 00:52:08,647 --> 00:52:11,040 Just before he got shot, he said he owes me. 939 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:15,132 You know, for a hot shot cop he was an okay guy. 940 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,873 - I owe you, you said there was nothing else. 941 00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:21,181 I owe you, A VET IOU. 942 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:28,710 - There it is. 943 00:52:28,754 --> 00:52:32,149 A, American, VET, veteran, IOU. 944 00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:33,541 Shit! 945 00:52:33,585 --> 00:52:35,935 He's a post-Nam freak groping for revenge. 946 00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,676 Son of a bitch, thanks! 947 00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:45,814 - Sorry, Chase, you don't owe me nothing. 948 00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:48,904 I owe you, man. 949 00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:02,875 - Hey, Sarge, I need your John Hancock. 950 00:53:02,918 --> 00:53:03,745 It's all yours. 951 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:09,055 - Hey, sweet cop. 952 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:15,453 - I hear Chase has taken off, bedridden in a deep slumber. 953 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,151 - Too bad about your partner, Sarge, 954 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,719 but I knew if he didn't slow down he'd burst a bubble. 955 00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:25,071 Of course, you're actually lucky that Chase is in a coma. 956 00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:26,681 - Lucky, why? 957 00:53:26,725 --> 00:53:29,902 - Because now you're ready for some real, live partners. 958 00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:32,861 - You know, let me tell you somethin', sweetie. 959 00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:36,909 We figured you must be lonely, so me and my buddy here, 960 00:53:36,952 --> 00:53:39,346 we're willing to swing a little trio action, 961 00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:40,869 you know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 962 00:53:40,913 --> 00:53:42,784 - Ooh, the three of us? 963 00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:43,698 - Yeah. 964 00:53:43,742 --> 00:53:45,570 - We're givers, we love to give. 965 00:53:45,613 --> 00:53:47,267 Like these guys, what do you think? 966 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:49,617 That ain't Twister, you know what I'm saying? 967 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,577 - What makes you think I'm interested? 968 00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:58,191 - Look, you got a great pair of legs, 969 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,627 but, I mean, how far is looks gonna get ya when you 970 00:53:59,671 --> 00:54:01,847 got a six-foot-four maniac shooting 971 00:54:01,890 --> 00:54:03,979 buckshot at you point blank? 972 00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:09,115 - Look, what my partner here is suggesting is 973 00:54:09,158 --> 00:54:10,638 that maybe, you know, you could use a little bit 974 00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:14,120 of private lessons. 975 00:54:14,163 --> 00:54:15,252 'Cause there's nothing that we don't 976 00:54:15,295 --> 00:54:18,298 know or can't teach you. 977 00:54:20,169 --> 00:54:22,171 - So what you're saying is, 978 00:54:22,215 --> 00:54:25,349 you don't think I can handle myself. 979 00:54:25,392 --> 00:54:28,177 - You're a class A piece of ass, I'll give you that. 980 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,659 As far as being an undercover cop is concerned, 981 00:54:33,226 --> 00:54:36,185 you gotta stick with us and you'll be free-falling 982 00:54:36,229 --> 00:54:37,404 with your eyes closed. 983 00:54:42,975 --> 00:54:44,193 - Go fuck yourselves. 984 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,544 Officer. 985 00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:50,069 Chase in a coma is a lot more interesting 986 00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:53,290 than the two of you with your tongues hanging out. 987 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:54,682 And you dress terrible. 988 00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:57,032 I'm a little pissed off. 989 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,646 - Hey, you know what? 990 00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,082 I think Archie's cleaners can get that out 991 00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:04,997 'cause I dripped some calzone all the way down my 992 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,694 shirt one time and got-- - Shut up! 993 00:55:09,001 --> 00:55:09,784 Idiot! 994 00:55:13,005 --> 00:55:14,702 She's knows somethin'. 995 00:55:14,746 --> 00:55:17,183 - Kuluhan, what's your pinpointing? 996 00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:21,709 - Proceeding towards perps' address, nice neighborhood. 997 00:55:21,753 --> 00:55:23,581 - 10-4, proceed with caution. 998 00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:25,191 - Bingo. 999 00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:30,152 The suspect's '72 low rider plates A VET IOU parked outside. 1000 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,459 No one seen in vicinity, over. 1001 00:55:32,503 --> 00:55:33,373 - Roger that. 1002 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:34,679 Requesting backup? 1003 00:55:34,722 --> 00:55:36,811 - No, consider it under control, over. 1004 00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:39,118 - 10-4, but proceed with caution. 1005 00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:40,598 Hey, watch your ass out there, Kuluhan. 1006 00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:43,035 This stripper case has got us all freaked out. 1007 00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,330 This ain't no skunk. 1008 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:08,893 Oh my god! 1009 00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,549 - Jesus, man, looks like she just saw a ghost or something. 1010 00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:14,855 - Yeah, bet it wasn't Chase's. 1011 00:59:14,899 --> 00:59:17,292 Take and look and see what's spooking the bitch, huh? 1012 00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:23,560 - Holy shit! 1013 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,518 It's another stripper victim. 1014 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:26,954 - Let's get the fuck outta here, man. 1015 00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:28,216 Voodoo's not my scene. 1016 00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,261 - Wait a minute, man, we can't just run. 1017 00:59:29,304 --> 00:59:30,784 We gotta call it in. 1018 00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:33,526 - Doesn't look like she is, man. 1019 00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:35,484 You're right, let's go. 1020 00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,269 Let's go, come on. 1021 00:59:37,312 --> 00:59:38,400 Fuck. 1022 00:59:38,444 --> 00:59:40,185 - You're on empty. 1023 00:59:40,228 --> 00:59:41,447 - Son of a bitch, I told you to full it up! 1024 00:59:41,490 --> 00:59:44,232 - I did, I filled it up two days ago. 1025 00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:45,146 I filled it up. 1026 00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:46,800 Shit! 1027 00:59:58,812 --> 00:59:59,596 Come back! 1028 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:16,613 - I'm sorry, Sarge, no one's allowed in. 1029 01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:18,484 - Oh, come on. 1030 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,617 - Doctor's orders, I wish I could. 1031 01:00:49,776 --> 01:00:51,648 - Oh, miss, there's no smoking here. 1032 01:00:53,606 --> 01:00:55,695 - I'm a cop for Christ sakes. 1033 01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:57,741 - You could be the first lady or a fireman, 1034 01:00:57,784 --> 01:00:59,438 there's still no smoking. 1035 01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:22,766 - Oh, oh god! 1036 01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:26,900 Oh god! 1037 01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:28,380 I gotta get outta here! 1038 01:01:28,423 --> 01:01:29,468 Oh god! 1039 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:31,862 Please, please. 1040 01:01:33,646 --> 01:01:34,429 Oh. 1041 01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:43,003 - I don't know what to do, doctor. 1042 01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:44,004 - I'm not getting a pulse. 1043 01:01:44,048 --> 01:01:45,745 - Put him in restraints. 1044 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:48,095 Betty, give more Valium and get some Haldol ready. 1045 01:01:48,139 --> 01:01:49,444 - Jesus what the hell's wrong with him? 1046 01:01:49,488 --> 01:01:51,533 - I thought it was a coma, but I don't know. 1047 01:01:51,577 --> 01:01:53,753 He's split into alternating consciousness. 1048 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,624 - Look at the electroencephalograph. 1049 01:01:55,668 --> 01:01:57,583 His REM is hitting the roof. 1050 01:01:57,626 --> 01:01:59,106 - Jesus, nobody can dream like that. 1051 01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:00,629 It's like he's there. 1052 01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:02,849 - Come on, Freud didn't describe this phenomenon. 1053 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:03,937 Maybe it's the equipment. 1054 01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:05,504 - Forget the equipment, look at him. 1055 01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:08,376 A reinforced entry to the corpus callosum, 1056 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:11,553 coma induced, severe blood loss, 1057 01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:15,557 in and out of suspended animation, forCchrist's sake! 1058 01:02:16,515 --> 01:02:18,473 He can walk out of here if we let him. 1059 01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:21,607 No, no, this is Chase, 1060 01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:22,826 and what we're dealing with here is a branch 1061 01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:26,525 of medicine that's a little left wing for us, 1062 01:02:26,568 --> 01:02:27,918 parapsychology. 1063 01:02:28,832 --> 01:02:30,703 - Psychic phenomena? 1064 01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,749 - That's right. 1065 01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:51,811 - I'd never thought I'd be relieved 1066 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:54,205 to see a patient fall back into a coma. 1067 01:02:54,248 --> 01:02:56,555 - Now, the question is how to get him back out. 1068 01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:57,861 - Hm. 1069 01:02:57,904 --> 01:02:59,863 I don't think you have to worry about that. 1070 01:02:59,906 --> 01:03:03,954 I think the real problem is what the hell is bothering him? 1071 01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:08,175 - Your actions were totally imbecile! 1072 01:03:08,219 --> 01:03:10,743 You went against professional procedure followup. 1073 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:14,225 Pursue, restrain if possible, and inform. 1074 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:16,793 Officers, Beebe and York, I want a full written report 1075 01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:19,665 on my desk by morning as to why you didn't 1076 01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:22,102 notify your dispatcher after locating not 1077 01:03:22,146 --> 01:03:24,801 only a homicide, but a stripper homicide! 1078 01:03:26,977 --> 01:03:28,456 - You know, it was a-- 1079 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:30,937 - After witnessing Sergeant Kuluhan take off 1080 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:33,244 like she just saw the Grim Reaper or something, 1081 01:03:33,287 --> 01:03:35,072 we capitulated to the assumption 1082 01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:37,639 that it was better to follow suit. 1083 01:03:37,683 --> 01:03:39,424 We didn't think it was prudent to do anything 1084 01:03:39,467 --> 01:03:40,686 beyond the call of duty at the time. 1085 01:03:40,729 --> 01:03:43,689 - Oh spare me, will you please, you two! 1086 01:03:43,732 --> 01:03:45,647 - Did you capitulate as to leave your car 1087 01:03:45,691 --> 01:03:47,171 at the scene of the crime because you 1088 01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,826 felt it better for your health to jog back to central? 1089 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:52,437 Another no-no. 1090 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,831 You left an on vehicle, property of the police department, 1091 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:58,443 at an un-investigated homicide site unattended! 1092 01:04:00,706 --> 01:04:03,361 As for you two emulating your hero, Sarge Kuluhan here, 1093 01:04:03,404 --> 01:04:04,449 who do you think called it in? 1094 01:04:04,492 --> 01:04:05,754 She did. 1095 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:06,668 How do you think we found your car? 1096 01:04:09,497 --> 01:04:10,411 Go on, get out. 1097 01:04:17,114 --> 01:04:20,552 There's a request for some police protection tonight. 1098 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:21,727 Annual charity ball for underprivileged 1099 01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:24,643 children is being held at Francine's. 1100 01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:25,731 I'll consider it in good faith 1101 01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:27,776 against your errors if you attend. 1102 01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:31,302 Or are you afraid of the dark, too? 1103 01:04:31,345 --> 01:04:32,520 - No, the dark is good. 1104 01:04:33,739 --> 01:04:34,696 Jack of diamonds. 1105 01:04:46,839 --> 01:04:48,797 - What the hell is happening chief? 1106 01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:52,801 The guy that shoots Chase becomes the next stripper victim? 1107 01:04:52,845 --> 01:04:55,152 - I don't know, an act of god. 1108 01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:59,678 Look, Sergeant, Chase was an ace cracker jack cop. 1109 01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:02,420 I'm sorry about the news. 1110 01:05:03,595 --> 01:05:05,031 I thought maybe the two of you might be able 1111 01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:07,425 to pave some headway into this frivolous affair. 1112 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:11,211 Maybe I was just asking for too much. 1113 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:12,560 - There's something really terrible going 1114 01:05:12,604 --> 01:05:15,085 on out there and I think Chase may have an idea. 1115 01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:17,217 - What the fuck are you talkin' about? 1116 01:05:18,784 --> 01:05:22,048 Excuse my profanity, but you're not exactly a barbie doll. 1117 01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:24,616 You've been around so we can talk, okay? 1118 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,706 It'll be an outright miracle if Chase 1119 01:05:27,749 --> 01:05:29,099 were to pull out of this one. 1120 01:05:29,142 --> 01:05:30,665 - Well, then you'd better party for it 1121 01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:32,319 because there ain't nothin' that's gonna fight 1122 01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:35,670 with that shit that's pulling out the insides of bodies. 1123 01:05:35,714 --> 01:05:36,976 - I'm assigning you to active duty 1124 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:39,674 on the Cohandro heroin case starting tomorrow. 1125 01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:40,937 - What? 1126 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:42,721 Wait a second, you're playing two sides. 1127 01:05:42,764 --> 01:05:45,202 What's goin' down, Chief, you sellin' out? 1128 01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:46,768 - Sergeant, there's some super powered docs going 1129 01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:49,206 on here that defies explanation. 1130 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:50,772 Look at this. 1131 01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:53,862 Reports coming in from different cities. 1132 01:05:53,906 --> 01:05:54,776 New York. 1133 01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:57,257 Seattle, Kansas, it's spreading. 1134 01:05:57,301 --> 01:06:00,217 The same goddamn thing is happening. 1135 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:02,349 Even Interpol is standing by and nobody 1136 01:06:02,393 --> 01:06:03,960 knows what the hell is happening. 1137 01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:08,399 Our own morgue is being filled with paper-thin bodies. 1138 01:06:08,442 --> 01:06:09,791 Some jerk down at personnel made a joke 1139 01:06:09,835 --> 01:06:12,620 about just stacking 'em up like pieces of paper. 1140 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:18,017 But, by the same token, and this is the most ironic thing 1141 01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:23,022 of all, this holocaust is cleaning out all the evil scum. 1142 01:06:24,502 --> 01:06:27,113 Every victim has been an unscrupulous wicked criminal. 1143 01:06:28,332 --> 01:06:32,684 You call it what you want, the wrath of God, 1144 01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:34,294 divine atonement. 1145 01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:37,254 All I know is it's making my job a hell of a lot easier. 1146 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:40,997 - You sure it's obedience is gonna stay 1147 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,346 on the side of law and order? 1148 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:43,912 - What guarantees do we have of anything 1149 01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:46,654 in this day and age except life and death, Sergeant? 1150 01:06:46,698 --> 01:06:49,788 - Chief, you're saying it but you don't believe it. 1151 01:06:49,831 --> 01:06:51,920 - What are you a mind reader? 1152 01:06:52,921 --> 01:06:54,619 - I spent some time with Detective Nash, 1153 01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:56,142 maybe some of it's rubbed off. 1154 01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:58,753 - What do you know? 1155 01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:00,799 - Enough. 1156 01:07:02,975 --> 01:07:03,802 - That's too bad. 1157 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:10,417 Chase was the piece de resistance. 1158 01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:13,507 - What happened to Chase back then with the accident? 1159 01:07:13,551 --> 01:07:15,814 - He always was gnostic about his hunches, 1160 01:07:15,857 --> 01:07:17,250 even before the accident. 1161 01:07:18,817 --> 01:07:20,036 It came down to him being the guinea pig 1162 01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,038 because nobody else believed in the setup. 1163 01:07:23,517 --> 01:07:25,084 He went in alone and busted wide open an 1164 01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:29,567 impenetrable drug hierarchy all hidden in puff cotton balls. 1165 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:32,787 He got hit, you know the rest. 1166 01:07:33,701 --> 01:07:36,922 - Chief, he's got a power. 1167 01:07:36,965 --> 01:07:38,967 He could see without eyes. 1168 01:07:39,011 --> 01:07:40,491 He's got a strange depth of field. 1169 01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:42,406 He can see very far and he can see very close, 1170 01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:44,843 and he can see both at the same time. 1171 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:46,366 He sees things from a different perspective. 1172 01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:48,673 I drove with him as he maneuvered through pitch black 1173 01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:51,415 tunnels better than if he was in Florida sunshine. 1174 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,242 - I know. 1175 01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:56,898 He can do more than that, if he lives. 1176 01:07:58,987 --> 01:08:02,774 - Well, if the psychic guy is listening or watching, 1177 01:08:02,817 --> 01:08:05,385 he must know that we need him. 1178 01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,867 Come back, Chase. 1179 01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:23,751 - Oh, I'm sea sick, I think I'm gonna throw up! 1180 01:08:23,795 --> 01:08:25,927 - Hang on, I got some medicine in your case. 1181 01:08:29,627 --> 01:08:33,718 - Da da da da da. 1182 01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:36,982 - Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, 1183 01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:41,378 warm, generous, prestigious friends for being here tonight. 1184 01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:42,205 How we doin', all right, yeah? 1185 01:08:45,077 --> 01:08:46,165 - I gotta tell you, no amount of money is 1186 01:08:46,209 --> 01:08:48,124 gonna save some of these kids. 1187 01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,821 - All of the proceeds from tonight's dinner are going 1188 01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:52,954 to go directly to the children's bank. 1189 01:08:52,998 --> 01:08:55,696 Any additional donations or provisions will 1190 01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:58,264 be accepted by our chancellor of finance! 1191 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:03,835 - I just wanted to tell you, you're doing a great. 1192 01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:06,664 In fact, you know, you look just like Jerry Lewis. 1193 01:09:06,707 --> 01:09:08,492 - Thank you, thank you. 1194 01:09:08,535 --> 01:09:11,843 - Okay, we have with us tonight the world's hottest. 1195 01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:15,368 Hi, that's great, thanks, all right. 1196 01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:20,417 Right, the super fantastic, League of Nations, male snails! 1197 01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:25,204 - Woo, here we go, just home, ladies and gentlemen! 1198 01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:26,336 Give to the kids! 1199 01:09:30,035 --> 01:09:33,865 - Oh, Henry was a snail driving, man! 1200 01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:36,172 A snail driving man! 1201 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,825 - What do you say we come out of our shells and 1202 01:09:37,869 --> 01:09:38,957 protect the female guests, huh? 1203 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,437 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1204 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,440 Hey, uh, you protect the blonde, I'll protect the bruney. 1205 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:44,963 - Gotcha! - Whoo! 1206 01:09:46,051 --> 01:09:47,487 - Hey. 1207 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:49,315 - Take that, won't ya. - We're on break, thanks. 1208 01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:53,972 - Hi, sweetheart, how ya doin'? 1209 01:09:54,015 --> 01:09:54,799 - Hi. 1210 01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:59,630 - Hey, little guy, how's it goin'? 1211 01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,240 - Terrible, I wanna go. 1212 01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:03,373 - Did you just get transferred? 1213 01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:04,678 - Yeah. 1214 01:10:04,722 --> 01:10:06,419 - Pretty lonely, huh? 1215 01:10:06,463 --> 01:10:07,986 - I'm always lonely. 1216 01:10:08,987 --> 01:10:11,859 I wish I was dead so I could be with my Mom. 1217 01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:17,996 - Hey, come on, I bought black. 1218 01:10:18,039 --> 01:10:19,824 - Give it to me. - It's mine. 1219 01:10:19,867 --> 01:10:22,261 - Hold on, dudes. 1220 01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:26,265 Confucius say you got to share, 1221 01:10:26,309 --> 01:10:29,050 be totally yin and yang, man. 1222 01:10:29,094 --> 01:10:32,140 - Where we come from, yin and yang eat the fire. 1223 01:10:32,184 --> 01:10:35,056 - You like red hot chili peppers? 1224 01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:39,452 Burn, burn! 1225 01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:57,035 Excuse me, I'll be right back. 1226 01:11:08,394 --> 01:11:09,526 - Come here, what's the matter? 1227 01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:11,179 Why are you crying? 1228 01:11:11,223 --> 01:11:13,312 Not enjoying the party? 1229 01:11:13,356 --> 01:11:14,748 - Ah, geez, spoiled brat. 1230 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:17,316 All he wants is a little shoulder to cry on. 1231 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,187 It's a bid for attention, that's all it is. 1232 01:11:19,231 --> 01:11:20,711 - The kids scared to death! 1233 01:11:20,754 --> 01:11:23,757 - What do you think, he saw a ghost or what? 1234 01:11:23,801 --> 01:11:27,152 - You know what they say about kid's intuitions, don't you? 1235 01:11:27,195 --> 01:11:29,937 - No. 1236 01:11:45,257 --> 01:11:49,043 - Cut their reins, make them suffer. 1237 01:11:58,705 --> 01:11:59,663 Yes, suffer! 1238 01:12:03,884 --> 01:12:04,668 Suffer! 1239 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:13,154 - Oh my god! 1240 01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:20,945 - Geez, let's get outta here. - Police, police! 1241 01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:23,077 - Gotta get outta here, man! 1242 01:12:26,690 --> 01:12:28,256 - Is there anything to be done? 1243 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,955 - It would have to be a human and not an ordinary human. 1244 01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:32,435 - Most curious. 1245 01:12:32,478 --> 01:12:34,437 - It has been through antiquity with the higher forces. 1246 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,222 Any man who tried it had died. 1247 01:12:37,265 --> 01:12:39,050 It is reversed. 1248 01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:51,323 - Oh my god. 1249 01:13:00,158 --> 01:13:01,115 - Jesus. 1250 01:13:01,159 --> 01:13:03,117 - He won't make it five minutes. 1251 01:13:19,177 --> 01:13:20,047 - The mystery deaths accounted 1252 01:13:20,091 --> 01:13:21,571 to the psycho stripper case are 1253 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,834 surging cataclysmically upward. 1254 01:13:23,877 --> 01:13:26,706 Nine children, wards of the state, were slain last night 1255 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:30,101 by the supernatural death during a charity at Francine's. 1256 01:13:30,144 --> 01:13:32,320 No bodies were found. 1257 01:13:32,364 --> 01:13:34,148 The question everyone is asking, but afraid 1258 01:13:34,192 --> 01:13:37,630 to find out is where will this horror strike next? 1259 01:13:48,075 --> 01:13:50,382 - What the hell is happening? 1260 01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:54,342 What the hell is happening? 1261 01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:59,347 Do you hear me whoever, whatever you are, 1262 01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:01,741 what is happening? 1263 01:14:11,838 --> 01:14:13,187 - The stripper holocaust has 1264 01:14:13,231 --> 01:14:15,363 reached worldwide epidemic proportions. 1265 01:14:15,407 --> 01:14:17,235 Officials from world security councils 1266 01:14:17,278 --> 01:14:19,498 are in emergency code procedures. 1267 01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:22,153 What to do, where to hide, seem to be heartwarming 1268 01:14:22,196 --> 01:14:24,242 panaceas from the past. 1269 01:14:24,285 --> 01:14:27,898 This incurable pestilence has the world to its knees. 1270 01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:37,168 - Let's go, go! 1271 01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:40,171 - No, somebody help us! 1272 01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:48,222 Somebody help us! 1273 01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:51,878 Somebody help us! 1274 01:14:51,922 --> 01:14:52,705 - Let's go! 1275 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,535 - Move go! - No! 1276 01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:59,973 - Come on, get your fucking ass in gear! 1277 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,106 - Go, go! - No! 1278 01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:05,370 - Forget the woman, just take the kid! 1279 01:15:06,371 --> 01:15:09,548 No! 1280 01:15:09,592 --> 01:15:11,419 - Mommy, mommy! 1281 01:15:11,463 --> 01:15:12,638 - Get in, get in. 1282 01:15:12,682 --> 01:15:15,511 - Get in the car, move, get in the car! 1283 01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:18,426 - Fuck you! 1284 01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:58,118 - You're a bad man, give me my mommy! 1285 01:15:58,162 --> 01:15:59,642 You're a bad man! 1286 01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:02,035 - Shut that fuckin' kid up! 1287 01:16:02,079 --> 01:16:03,428 - Stop it, little shit! 1288 01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:07,040 - Damn, you knocked that little bitch out! 1289 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,564 - You're damn right! 1290 01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:09,956 - You know, that pisses me off. 1291 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,305 These guys are making me mad. 1292 01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:19,705 - What's this guy doing? 1293 01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:20,750 What the fuck is going on over here? 1294 01:16:20,793 --> 01:16:22,882 - Get rid of this mother fucker! 1295 01:16:22,926 --> 01:16:24,231 - Fuck this! 1296 01:16:24,275 --> 01:16:28,279 - What the hell is, what's his problem? 1297 01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:32,457 - I got a fucking chip on my shoulder! 1298 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,285 I'm not talking about potato or corn. 1299 01:16:34,328 --> 01:16:36,374 I'm talking about hot salsa! 1300 01:16:38,289 --> 01:16:39,943 - Bye, mother fucker! 1301 01:16:53,870 --> 01:16:55,219 - Oh shit go! 1302 01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:01,660 - You guys got me out of my depth, man. 1303 01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:02,922 This better be worth it. 1304 01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:04,794 - Goddamn it! 1305 01:17:04,837 --> 01:17:06,622 - Go! - Cover your ass. 1306 01:17:16,414 --> 01:17:17,545 - Go! 1307 01:17:17,589 --> 01:17:19,069 - Blow his fucking brains out, man! 1308 01:17:19,112 --> 01:17:19,939 - If he catches me, I'm blowing your head off! 1309 01:17:19,983 --> 01:17:20,766 Go! 1310 01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:31,516 - I'm here to pick up the little kid! 1311 01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:37,522 - Hey, cover me, man, I'm reloading. 1312 01:17:37,565 --> 01:17:38,741 - Who the hell is he anyway? 1313 01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:41,004 - Hi, Uncle Chase is here! 1314 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:54,757 - Go! 1315 01:17:57,324 --> 01:17:58,586 - Jesus fucking Christ! 1316 01:17:58,630 --> 01:18:01,024 What the fuck is his problem? 1317 01:20:04,495 --> 01:20:07,324 - Mommy, Mommy! 1318 01:20:07,367 --> 01:20:08,499 Mommy, Mommy! 1319 01:20:11,545 --> 01:20:12,329 Mommy! 1320 01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:18,204 - Oh god, so that's why it goes after the evil, 1321 01:20:18,248 --> 01:20:20,772 because it can't take the good. 1322 01:20:41,749 --> 01:20:42,968 - Hey, take this. 1323 01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:43,621 What do I look like, a waitress here? 1324 01:20:43,664 --> 01:20:44,448 Take this. 1325 01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:53,022 What? 1326 01:20:53,065 --> 01:20:54,371 - Fucking blueberry! 1327 01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:56,416 You know I hate fucking blueberry! 1328 01:20:56,460 --> 01:20:58,201 - So shoot me, man, they were outta custard. 1329 01:20:58,244 --> 01:20:59,376 What the fuck do you want me to do about it? 1330 01:20:59,419 --> 01:21:00,725 Shit! 1331 01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:03,032 - Christ almighty! - Ah! 1332 01:21:03,075 --> 01:21:04,772 Shit! - Jesus. 1333 01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:06,644 - Fuck! 1334 01:21:07,775 --> 01:21:08,820 Fuck! 1335 01:21:10,822 --> 01:21:12,041 - You see this shit? 1336 01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,303 - What? 1337 01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:14,608 Are you outta your fucking mind or what? 1338 01:21:14,652 --> 01:21:17,437 - What is this, you don't know that by now? 1339 01:21:17,481 --> 01:21:18,221 Grab her. 1340 01:21:18,264 --> 01:21:19,526 - What the fuck is this? 1341 01:21:19,570 --> 01:21:20,440 - Her Mom was just killed in cold blood 1342 01:21:20,484 --> 01:21:22,312 in the Trust of Los Angeles. 1343 01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:25,924 Perps are laying dead in the middle of a large coal field. 1344 01:21:25,968 --> 01:21:29,362 Their bodies need to be driven back like just the strippers. 1345 01:21:29,406 --> 01:21:30,276 - What else is new? 1346 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:31,582 What do you want us to do, 1347 01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:32,757 be the mother and father for her? 1348 01:21:34,367 --> 01:21:36,021 - Why not, you guys get it on with each other, don't you? 1349 01:21:36,065 --> 01:21:37,414 - Fuck you! 1350 01:21:37,457 --> 01:21:39,329 - That's fucking funny, Chase! 1351 01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:41,635 - You gotta purge yourself from your evil ways, man. 1352 01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:45,248 I saw this thing and it takes evil. 1353 01:21:45,291 --> 01:21:47,119 You don't wanna fool around with it. 1354 01:21:47,163 --> 01:21:48,860 - Fuck you, man! 1355 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:50,601 - It's a mist from hell. 1356 01:21:50,644 --> 01:21:53,430 It rises from the depths of the bottomless pit of hell! 1357 01:21:53,473 --> 01:21:55,475 And then it sucks out your soul. 1358 01:21:56,650 --> 01:21:57,782 It's gonna destroy everything. 1359 01:21:57,825 --> 01:21:58,739 - Bullshit, Chase. 1360 01:21:58,783 --> 01:22:00,045 Depths of hell, bullshit! 1361 01:22:00,089 --> 01:22:01,568 I don't believe you, you're full of shit! 1362 01:22:01,612 --> 01:22:03,048 - Hey, wait a minute, are you serious? 1363 01:22:03,092 --> 01:22:05,181 How do we know you're not lying to us this time? 1364 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:10,969 - You know, I don't give a shit. 1365 01:22:11,013 --> 01:22:12,753 I never liked you guys anyway. 1366 01:22:12,797 --> 01:22:14,538 Do whatever you want, all right? 1367 01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:17,715 - Hey, Chase, wait a minute. 1368 01:22:17,758 --> 01:22:19,717 Hey, what did you say that evil mist looks like, man? 1369 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,805 - Like that. 1370 01:22:22,285 --> 01:22:24,243 - Oh, Jesus Christ. 1371 01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:25,114 Shit. 1372 01:22:26,767 --> 01:22:28,117 Hey, Beau, Beau, come here, man. 1373 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,901 Take the girl, take her back to central. 1374 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:32,208 Hey, we gotta do something good spirited very quick. 1375 01:22:32,251 --> 01:22:33,731 Very quick. - Asshole. 1376 01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:35,602 - Stop yelling profanities, it'll get you first. 1377 01:22:35,646 --> 01:22:37,778 Then it'll get me cause it thinks I'm with you. 1378 01:22:37,822 --> 01:22:40,564 No, we're fucked. - We're outta here! 1379 01:22:40,607 --> 01:22:41,521 - Let's go! 1380 01:22:57,494 --> 01:22:59,800 - If I never see you again. 1381 01:23:04,936 --> 01:23:07,112 I know you were my friend. 1382 01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:12,030 - I thought it was against the rules 1383 01:23:12,074 --> 01:23:13,466 to drink while on duty. 1384 01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:19,385 - Who's gonna report me? 1385 01:23:19,429 --> 01:23:22,562 You're not real, you're just a ghost. 1386 01:23:22,606 --> 01:23:25,739 - If I were, I might be able to fight the monsters. 1387 01:23:29,178 --> 01:23:31,093 We still partners? 1388 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,920 - Chase? 1389 01:23:32,964 --> 01:23:34,139 I thought you were dead! 1390 01:23:34,183 --> 01:23:37,838 I thought you were dead laying somewhere! 1391 01:23:37,882 --> 01:23:38,752 - Chase. 1392 01:23:38,796 --> 01:23:40,624 Now, we're getting someplace. 1393 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:42,887 - I just seen the light at the end of the tunnel. 1394 01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,628 - Oh, it was probably just a bad memory 1395 01:23:44,671 --> 01:23:46,978 from your last ride with me, that's all. 1396 01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:55,117 - You crazy fool. 1397 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:58,511 It's a wonder you're still alive, what are you doing? 1398 01:23:58,555 --> 01:23:59,947 It's gonna be more of a wonder if I 1399 01:23:59,991 --> 01:24:02,776 make it through the night, I don't feel too good. 1400 01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:04,082 - Okay, okay, come on. 1401 01:24:04,126 --> 01:24:06,215 We gotta get you to the hospital, wait, hold on. 1402 01:24:06,258 --> 01:24:07,738 - Don't mention hospitals, Sarge. 1403 01:24:07,781 --> 01:24:09,044 I hate hospitals. 1404 01:24:09,087 --> 01:24:10,871 - Wait, wait. 1405 01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:12,656 - It's always so rigid about sex. 1406 01:24:12,699 --> 01:24:14,310 - Who said anything about sex? 1407 01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:15,920 - Oh, you're not gonna deny a dying 1408 01:24:15,963 --> 01:24:17,226 man his last wish are ya? 1409 01:24:18,836 --> 01:24:21,534 - Oh great, tall, dark, and handsome and quick to leave. 1410 01:24:21,578 --> 01:24:23,058 That's what I said. 1411 01:24:23,101 --> 01:24:25,277 He's gonna make love to me and then he's gonna die. 1412 01:24:26,539 --> 01:24:28,063 Well, at least I'll be your last woman. 1413 01:24:29,977 --> 01:24:32,284 - I guess we're bed partners then, huh? 1414 01:24:32,328 --> 01:24:33,111 - Yeah. 1415 01:24:53,392 --> 01:24:54,915 - Is your head okay? 1416 01:24:54,959 --> 01:24:57,092 - Oh, whatever you're doing is great for my head. 1417 01:24:58,223 --> 01:24:59,964 That's great, come on, round two. 1418 01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:07,493 - Do I have to wear this blindfold? 1419 01:25:07,537 --> 01:25:09,974 - No, give it to me. 1420 01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:11,149 Give it to me, actually. 1421 01:25:11,193 --> 01:25:12,629 I think I can do better with it. 1422 01:25:12,672 --> 01:25:13,760 Oh, that's much better. 1423 01:25:13,804 --> 01:25:15,022 I can see from behind. 1424 01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:17,068 This is like, I can see like a menage a trois. 1425 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,026 There's three of us. - Yeah, yeah? 1426 01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:20,898 - Wait, I'm cumming. 1427 01:25:20,941 --> 01:25:22,726 Wait I'm cumming, I'm going. 1428 01:25:22,769 --> 01:25:24,249 - Oh my god! - Oh wait, don't go. 1429 01:25:24,293 --> 01:25:25,511 I'm cumming, I'm cumming. 1430 01:25:25,555 --> 01:25:27,687 Hold on, wait, give me five minutes. 1431 01:25:27,731 --> 01:25:29,950 - No! - Wait, wait, wait. 1432 01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:31,952 - No, no! - I'm cumming, too. 1433 01:25:46,097 --> 01:25:47,794 I must be in heaven. 1434 01:26:09,033 --> 01:26:09,947 Hi. - Hello. 1435 01:26:11,992 --> 01:26:15,866 - I'm sorry I woke you, go back to sleep. 1436 01:26:15,909 --> 01:26:19,913 - No, I wanted to wake you up to see you anyway. 1437 01:26:21,828 --> 01:26:23,221 - How do you feel? 1438 01:26:23,265 --> 01:26:25,223 - I've been worse. 1439 01:26:25,267 --> 01:26:27,182 Even though I don't remember when. 1440 01:26:28,357 --> 01:26:31,011 You know what's so great about no marriage sex? 1441 01:26:32,230 --> 01:26:33,536 You don't have to owe each other anything. 1442 01:26:33,579 --> 01:26:35,102 You do it for the fun of it. 1443 01:26:36,408 --> 01:26:39,063 Anyway, marriage is the worst. 1444 01:26:39,106 --> 01:26:40,543 A gamble in this day and age. 1445 01:26:40,586 --> 01:26:43,023 There's no guarantees, no insurance. 1446 01:26:48,464 --> 01:26:53,469 - I knew you weren't the marrying type the minute I saw you. 1447 01:26:58,865 --> 01:26:59,649 So. 1448 01:27:00,954 --> 01:27:03,130 You know what's causing this terrible plague? 1449 01:27:06,395 --> 01:27:07,222 - Yeah. 1450 01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:10,616 - You know how to stop it? 1451 01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:14,185 - No. 1452 01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:22,280 - What kinda psycho killer or psycho killers 1453 01:27:22,324 --> 01:27:23,107 can't be killed? 1454 01:27:27,111 --> 01:27:31,115 - The kind that isn't human, beyond description. 1455 01:27:34,118 --> 01:27:36,294 - Something from dark and far away. 1456 01:27:37,469 --> 01:27:39,558 But it can't take anybody good or pure. 1457 01:27:40,994 --> 01:27:44,694 You know, I've done some pretty nasty things in my life. 1458 01:27:46,217 --> 01:27:49,655 Hope they don't get me next. 1459 01:28:34,178 --> 01:28:37,094 ♪ Another jail break, moving slick, moves awake ♪ 1460 01:28:37,137 --> 01:28:39,226 ♪ Alcatraz, time to break 1461 01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:42,752 ♪ Bang, bang, bang, too plain shapes the same time ♪ 1462 01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:45,494 ♪ Scare crow calling, stalk the human mind ♪ 1463 01:28:45,537 --> 01:28:46,712 ♪ I'm coming 1464 01:28:46,756 --> 01:28:47,496 - Jack! 1465 01:28:47,539 --> 01:28:48,323 No, no! 1466 01:29:03,599 --> 01:29:05,470 - Doctor Rendel, head psychiatrist 1467 01:29:05,514 --> 01:29:09,256 at Princeton theorizes the neuropsychological reason 1468 01:29:09,300 --> 01:29:12,216 for the psycho stripper attacks is due 1469 01:29:12,259 --> 01:29:14,784 to a massive universal-- - Where the hell are you? 1470 01:29:14,827 --> 01:29:17,308 You lousy, stinking, demons! 1471 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:22,182 Where the hell are you? 1472 01:29:29,886 --> 01:29:32,323 - Who said good always wins? 1473 01:29:35,239 --> 01:29:37,197 - Does the creator know the outcome? 1474 01:29:37,241 --> 01:29:38,416 Before existence began-- 1475 01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:40,984 - You won't attack me unless I'm evil. 1476 01:29:41,027 --> 01:29:42,246 But how I'm gonna fight them! 1477 01:29:42,289 --> 01:29:44,335 - As the mysterious problems go, 1478 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,206 your influence will meet him at the door, 1479 01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:47,120 but the golden-- 1480 01:29:47,164 --> 01:29:48,557 - Time to meet face to face. 1481 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:50,254 - Man without woman is half 1482 01:29:50,297 --> 01:29:52,256 and what is needed now is more than whole. 1483 01:29:53,475 --> 01:29:56,565 - Greater love hath no man than this. 1484 01:29:56,608 --> 01:29:59,219 That a man lay down his life for his friends. 1485 01:29:59,263 --> 01:30:00,612 - Yes, sir. - Amen. 1486 01:30:00,656 --> 01:30:02,397 - For god so loved the world that he gave his 1487 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:04,268 only begotten son that whosoever shall 1488 01:30:04,311 --> 01:30:06,488 believe in him shall not perish, but what? 1489 01:30:06,531 --> 01:30:09,229 Hallelujah! 1490 01:30:09,273 --> 01:30:11,188 Have everlasting life. 1491 01:30:11,231 --> 01:30:12,276 Amen. 1492 01:30:18,108 --> 01:30:22,982 ♪ What a fellowship, what a joy to find ♪ 1493 01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:27,247 ♪ Meeting everlasting life 1494 01:30:56,189 --> 01:30:59,279 - Where the hell were ya, Mr. Son of God? 1495 01:30:59,323 --> 01:31:02,152 Died for your sins, did your fun? 1496 01:31:19,952 --> 01:31:23,173 - Praise the lord, Praise the lord! 1497 01:31:23,216 --> 01:31:25,871 - You wound up stuck on a cross for Christ sakes! 1498 01:31:25,915 --> 01:31:27,482 You're the one needing help. 1499 01:31:27,525 --> 01:31:30,354 Here, let me help you down! 1500 01:32:05,998 --> 01:32:07,347 Let's go asshole. 1501 01:33:29,995 --> 01:33:30,779 - Chase? 1502 01:33:43,182 --> 01:33:45,010 Come back! 1503 01:33:45,054 --> 01:33:48,361 Take me! 1504 01:33:48,405 --> 01:33:50,755 What the hell are you? 1505 01:33:50,799 --> 01:33:55,804 Take me! 1506 01:34:30,403 --> 01:34:31,622 Come on do it. 1507 01:34:33,885 --> 01:34:35,365 Just do it! 1508 01:34:35,408 --> 01:34:38,194 This is what you want, just do it! 1509 01:34:40,544 --> 01:34:41,893 God, chicken shit! 1510 01:34:43,025 --> 01:34:44,243 I can't do it! 1511 01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:52,817 Come back you impotent son of a bitch! 1512 01:35:43,825 --> 01:35:45,435 Chase? 1513 01:35:45,478 --> 01:35:47,742 - Sarge, you came all this way to see me. 1514 01:35:47,785 --> 01:35:49,004 You do love me. 1515 01:35:49,047 --> 01:35:50,701 - A love, hate relationship. 1516 01:35:55,053 --> 01:35:56,141 Where are we? 1517 01:35:56,185 --> 01:35:57,490 - Near the beginning. 1518 01:35:57,534 --> 01:35:59,928 - Looks more like the end. 1519 01:35:59,971 --> 01:36:00,842 What are they? 1520 01:36:00,885 --> 01:36:03,322 - The stripper demons. 1521 01:36:03,366 --> 01:36:06,195 - So what, evil's gonna win? 1522 01:36:06,238 --> 01:36:07,544 - Yeah, Looks like it. 1523 01:36:07,587 --> 01:36:09,024 - And you're not gonna do anything? 1524 01:36:09,067 --> 01:36:09,851 - I don't know what to do, you? 1525 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:15,682 - No. 1526 01:36:17,206 --> 01:36:19,077 It would have been nice to get to know you better. 1527 01:36:21,819 --> 01:36:22,602 Dreams. 1528 01:36:23,734 --> 01:36:25,605 Dreams of a house, kids. 1529 01:36:26,693 --> 01:36:28,565 Living happily ever after. 1530 01:36:29,522 --> 01:36:30,393 All dreams. 1531 01:36:33,048 --> 01:36:36,616 - Sarge, dreaming! 1532 01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:37,835 - What? 1533 01:36:37,879 --> 01:36:39,706 - That's the answer. 1534 01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:40,533 Intent. 1535 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:43,972 Take it, take it at once. 1536 01:36:44,015 --> 01:36:46,626 All the demons are disintegrating. 1537 01:36:46,670 --> 01:36:49,107 Both you and me focus, come on now. 1538 01:36:49,151 --> 01:36:51,631 It's like a dream, evil don't exist. 1539 01:36:53,503 --> 01:36:58,508 - I love you. 1540 01:36:59,248 --> 01:37:00,249 - Let's go. 1541 01:37:00,292 --> 01:37:01,641 Get her over here. 1542 01:37:04,644 --> 01:37:07,604 - Okay, his head wound is hemorrhaging very badly. 1543 01:37:07,647 --> 01:37:09,824 Okay, she's taken a bullet in the side. 1544 01:37:12,827 --> 01:37:14,611 - Setting on-- - Let's take a look. 1545 01:37:14,654 --> 01:37:16,047 - Vital signs are steady. 1546 01:37:17,657 --> 01:37:19,268 - He's still alive. 1547 01:37:19,311 --> 01:37:21,052 Stick it in their palate and you'll make medical history. 1548 01:37:21,096 --> 01:37:22,314 - She's okay. 1549 01:37:22,358 --> 01:37:24,273 The bullet sidestepped the danger zones. 1550 01:37:24,316 --> 01:37:25,709 - One lucky gal. 1551 01:37:25,752 --> 01:37:29,147 - Yeah, and you're gonna make it, too. 1552 01:37:29,191 --> 01:37:30,453 One lucky guy. 1553 01:37:35,762 --> 01:37:37,634 - Hey, look what the rain blew in. 1554 01:37:37,677 --> 01:37:38,809 How you doin', Chief? 1555 01:37:40,506 --> 01:37:41,377 - Good morning. 1556 01:37:43,248 --> 01:37:44,032 Well. 1557 01:37:46,034 --> 01:37:49,820 I don't have to tell you what I'm about to tell you, 1558 01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:53,737 but as you know the stripper case has been closed. 1559 01:37:53,780 --> 01:37:57,697 The consensus of world crime agencies, it's gone. 1560 01:37:58,611 --> 01:38:00,352 Just a bad viral contaminant, 1561 01:38:00,396 --> 01:38:02,180 incubated from some meteor fallout. 1562 01:38:02,224 --> 01:38:04,661 Not to mention it's most curious that it shot 1563 01:38:04,704 --> 01:38:06,010 back into space after we found the two 1564 01:38:06,054 --> 01:38:08,012 of you lying in some Lutheran church 1565 01:38:08,056 --> 01:38:10,667 next to some KKK outfits. 1566 01:38:10,710 --> 01:38:11,973 Now, I'm not superstitious. 1567 01:38:12,016 --> 01:38:13,800 I don't have any religious convictions, 1568 01:38:13,844 --> 01:38:16,934 but either you two did some really lethal praying 1569 01:38:16,978 --> 01:38:19,284 or you found the burning bush. 1570 01:38:19,328 --> 01:38:20,720 Whatever you did, no one's gonna believe it 1571 01:38:20,764 --> 01:38:23,375 so let's just keep it hush-hush. 1572 01:38:26,552 --> 01:38:28,641 And do me a favor, don't tell me. 1573 01:38:28,685 --> 01:38:31,688 I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know nothin'. 1574 01:38:32,645 --> 01:38:33,951 However you did it, you accomplished a mission 1575 01:38:33,995 --> 01:38:36,736 and thanks to you, I and a whole lot 1576 01:38:36,780 --> 01:38:39,043 of others can rest a lot easier. 1577 01:38:39,087 --> 01:38:39,914 So. 1578 01:38:42,699 --> 01:38:45,049 - Thank you. - What's this? 1579 01:38:45,093 --> 01:38:47,530 - Oh, a little token of my appreciation. 1580 01:38:49,053 --> 01:38:52,622 - Chief, you shouldn't have, thanks. 1581 01:38:52,665 --> 01:38:54,624 - Tell me something, does this mean I can, 1582 01:38:54,667 --> 01:38:57,279 uh, smash up a few more cars? 1583 01:38:57,322 --> 01:38:59,455 - No, and if I ever hear one word 1584 01:38:59,498 --> 01:39:01,152 about you driving under the influence again 1585 01:39:01,196 --> 01:39:03,372 I'll suspend you quicker than you can say stripper. 1586 01:39:03,415 --> 01:39:04,677 - Relax, I'm on the wagon. 1587 01:39:04,721 --> 01:39:06,505 I'm a brand new man, no more drinking. 1588 01:39:07,811 --> 01:39:08,681 - Lieutenant. 1589 01:39:08,725 --> 01:39:09,813 - Thanks, bye. 1590 01:39:11,815 --> 01:39:12,990 - I almost forgot. 1591 01:39:13,034 --> 01:39:14,949 I picked up a little present for ya. 1592 01:39:16,907 --> 01:39:18,996 A little something to make my job easier. 1593 01:39:20,824 --> 01:39:22,957 Just make sure you wear it when you're on duty. 1594 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:24,001 - It hurts when I laugh. 1595 01:39:24,045 --> 01:39:25,829 It's gonna be heavy on the head. 1596 01:39:27,048 --> 01:39:28,049 See you later, Chief. 1597 01:39:32,183 --> 01:39:33,315 Talking about annoying. 1598 01:39:33,358 --> 01:39:34,620 - You'll hurt yourself, get back in bed. 1599 01:39:34,664 --> 01:39:36,274 - Ooh, this itch is driving me crazy. 1600 01:39:36,318 --> 01:39:37,972 You gotta help me out here, let me. 1601 01:39:38,015 --> 01:39:40,322 If you could just scratch me right over here 1602 01:39:40,365 --> 01:39:42,846 in this delicate place. 1603 01:39:42,889 --> 01:39:43,803 - Chase? 1604 01:39:43,847 --> 01:39:46,676 - It's driving me crazy. 1605 01:39:47,807 --> 01:39:48,939 - Chase, no! 1606 01:39:50,593 --> 01:39:51,376 No, no! 1607 01:39:53,465 --> 01:39:54,249 Ooh. 1608 01:39:56,903 --> 01:39:57,992 Ooh, yes. 1609 01:39:59,167 --> 01:40:00,211 - Sarge, I gotta question. 1610 01:40:00,255 --> 01:40:02,605 What do you think? 1611 01:40:02,648 --> 01:40:04,389 You wanna get married, Sarge? 1612 01:40:04,433 --> 01:40:06,652 - I thought you were the anti-marrying type. 1613 01:40:06,696 --> 01:40:08,263 Yeah, well that was before we had that crazy out 1614 01:40:08,306 --> 01:40:09,481 of body dream and I saw how you 1615 01:40:09,525 --> 01:40:11,092 helped save the universe and all that. 1616 01:40:11,135 --> 01:40:12,484 Seemed like a good idea to keep you around for a while. 1617 01:40:12,528 --> 01:40:13,964 Listen, you're not interested, forget about it. 1618 01:40:14,008 --> 01:40:15,879 - No, I'm not gonna let you forget about it. 1619 01:40:15,922 --> 01:40:18,447 I'm holding you to it and, yes, I accept. 1620 01:40:18,490 --> 01:40:19,709 - You accept? 1621 01:40:19,752 --> 01:40:21,058 Oh, you accept. - I accept. 1622 01:40:21,102 --> 01:40:22,668 - You mean I gotta get married? 1623 01:40:22,712 --> 01:40:24,975 Well, first let me try you out see if it works properly. 1624 01:40:25,019 --> 01:40:26,498 Let's just test out the waters a bit. 1625 01:40:26,542 --> 01:40:28,500 - You know it works properly. 1626 01:40:30,981 --> 01:40:33,027 So you're on the wagon. 1627 01:40:33,070 --> 01:40:34,941 - I'm on the wagon. 1628 01:40:34,985 --> 01:40:36,552 Yeah, cowboy days. 1629 01:40:36,595 --> 01:40:37,944 Are you talking about a wagon, a automobile wagon? 1630 01:40:37,988 --> 01:40:39,903 Oh, you're talking about the drinking kind. 1631 01:40:39,946 --> 01:40:41,165 That's no longer a problem. 1632 01:40:41,209 --> 01:40:43,385 I'm just gonna drink fermented soda. 1633 01:41:05,668 --> 01:41:07,322 - And so it is that Man was made 1634 01:41:07,365 --> 01:41:10,890 in the image of the creator so good will endure. 1635 01:41:48,667 --> 01:41:51,496 ♪ And the teenage visions of my memory ♪ 1636 01:41:51,540 --> 01:41:54,282 ♪ All this before became a part of me ♪ 1637 01:41:54,325 --> 01:41:57,023 ♪ Rising someday to eternity 1638 01:41:57,067 --> 01:42:00,026 ♪ Bracing the life for all the world to see ♪ 1639 01:42:00,070 --> 01:42:04,944 ♪ With just one match we can light the torch ♪ 1639 01:42:05,305 --> 01:42:11,820 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 118687

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