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Hey.
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Where are you going?
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To get us some breakfast burritos.
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Maybe do a little surfing first.
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Are you a surfer, Tami?
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Tara.
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Too soon for nicknames?
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My god.
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Charlie.
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Charlie, wake up,
we can't keep doing this.
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Hey, you fell asleep
in my bed.
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I just came in to check on you.
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- Mom...
- Okay, fine.
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I can't get used to this house.
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It makes weird noises at night.
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- Pull it together.
- I will, i will.
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Let's go.
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I lost the whole five grand.
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Bottom line,
I never should have split tens.
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I hear that.
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Hear that.
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Uh...
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I thought we said 9:00.
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Hi, I'm Pete.
You must be Alex.
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I'm sorry I'm late,
I was on another job.
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Was it in the ocean?
You smell like salt water.
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Thank you.
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More of an accusation
than a compliment.
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All right,
I'm gonna take a mulligan here.
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Hi, I'm Pete.
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I am sorry I'm late.
I was surfing.
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Those dimples don't make you
any less late.
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Come on, they make me
a little less late, no?
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No.
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So I got your name
from Brad and Cindy Tate.
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Oh, the Tates.
Yeah, cool.
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I had to hand that job over
to my foreman.
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- I got real busy.
- I thought Brad fired you
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'cause you were sleeping
with cindy.
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Yeah, that was a factor, too.
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Can I be honest?
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Doesn't seem like it.
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The Tate thing wandered
into a moral gray area,
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but have you seen their kitchen?
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I knocked it out of the park.
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So these are the plans.
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Uh, I want to redo everything.
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Floors, ceilings, new cabinetry,
new appliances,
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I was gonna ask you
about blasting through this wall
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to create
an open dining space.
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Uh, this house has
awesome bones.
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Yes, I just got divorced.
Recently, riv... so...
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That's kind of
a non-sequitur.
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Uh, so your ex
got the old house.
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No, he got a smaller place,
in prison.
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Uh, he's not in
for anything violent
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or jealous in nature,
I hope.
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Insider trading,
but at least
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he gave the money
to his mistress.
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And you let him
get away.
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Listen, Pete,
if you get this job
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it's 'cause you're good
and you're cheap.
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I've got a full plate... I'm not
looking for anything else.
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- Anything else?
- Tate-like.
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I... I mean,
am I holding two wine glasses,
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or are my pants off?
I mean,
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is there a bowl of my homemade,
killer guac in front of you?
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- Does that really work?
- Yes, it does, so...
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I'm just saying,
there'll be no monkey business.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I hate monkey business.
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Yeah, I never use that phrase.
Um, so, uh...
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I can get you the numbers
by Friday.
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Thursday.
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That doesn't give me
much time.
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Surf less.
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Dining room's this way.
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It's a cherry job. She wants
to redo the whole kitchen.
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You know what?
That's awesome.
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Did you tell her
that your crew quit on you
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about six months ago?
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Thank you for bringing up
the elephant in the room.
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Guys, as part of my recovery,
I'd like to apologize
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for any damage
I may have caused
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while in the throes of
my gambling addiction.
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You sold my van
on the craigslist.
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That van was holding you back,
vlad.
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But I get it.
No, I get it, and I...
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Guys, I just want another chance
you be your contractor.
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So you've been
running the crew.
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- How's that going?
- Good, real good.
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Oh, yeah?
And who's this ginger gentleman?
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Gary.
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I was just
introduced to you.
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He's my new
carpenter's apprentice.
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Oh, and where
is my carpenter, David?
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- Oh, I fired him.
- I also seem to be missing
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my painter
and my tile guy.
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I fired them all,
they were all back-talkers.
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- Back talk?
- I couldn't tolerate it.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Morale's not great.
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Maybe it'd feel good
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to just be an electrician
for awhile, clem.
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You know something, Pete?
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It's not just
your gambling.
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Cindy Tate!
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Things I saw in that pool
house, things I can't forget.
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I thought the door was locked,
vlad, okay?
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It was weird for me, too.
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Guys, let's just leave
the past in the past, okay?
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We were a great crew once...
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Except for you, I'm...
Not familiar with your work,
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but just give me a chance
to make us great again.
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What do you got to lose?
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You got one chance.
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Mmm!
Let's pile on the rig, boys.
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Just like old times.
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Thought we were doing it.
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We'll get dinner first.
We'll pile on tomorrow.
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Yes, Bob,
of course I know
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what "inadmissible evidence"
means.
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Bob, you're yelling.
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Bob?
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He hung up.
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So what does this Pete
look like?
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Why do you keep asking
about him?
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I met with several other
contractors.
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He's hot, isn't he?
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A delightful lesbian
named big Deb
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did a walk-through
this morning,
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and she left
her chewing tobacco.
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How's the bod?
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How's your
daytime Tequila drinking?
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It's saturday.
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No, it's... it's not.
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Hey, I don't hear playing.
Recital's in a week.
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- I'm not doing it.
- What's going on?
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I don't know.
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Ms. Terry and...
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Okay, now just
hold that thought.
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You're not off the hook.
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This is Bob, and he's a screamer
and he swears.
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I'm gonna take it
in the kitchen.
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I hate Pachelbel.
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Wait until you hear it
at five weddings in one summer.
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Why the fleetwood Mac?
Did something bad happen?
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Lost my chariot, son.
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Those sons of bitches
at farmwide
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cut off
my car insurance.
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For non-payment?
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Sons of bitches.
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It was either pay them
or my voice lesson teacher.
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Well,
your hands were tied.
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They can't get me down.
I bend, never break.
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- How was work, dad?
- It's a department store.
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Daily wake-up call to
rededicate myself to my craft.
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Rereading my uta hagen.
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And Lynn...
Lynn's coming over later.
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We're going to do
some sense memory work.
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Is that
what you're calling it?
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Yes, it is. What's our
contraception situation?
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Uncomfortable.
Yeah, awkward.
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Separate.
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I'm gonna need a ride
to sav-on.
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That's her house, boys.
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Look at that gold mine.
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Big Deb.
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She's putting in a bid.
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Isn't that the dude
who stole
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the Douglas fir two-by-fours
out of your truck?
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She's the dude.
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- I'm gonna get the nail gun.
- No nail gun, all right?
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Stay frosty, clem.
I got this.
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Suck it, Riggins.
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Couldn't help but notice
that your front yard
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smells like
a dodger's dugout.
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She came in
with a very competitive bid.
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- Lower than yours.
- Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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See that?
That's dry rot.
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I smelled it
during the walk-through.
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Did Deb tell you about
your mainline blob rust?
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She's gonna Jack you up
with change orders.
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That's how contractors roll.
They're shady.
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They have sex with your wife.
They go to rehab for gambling.
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I'm just looking for
a fresh start.
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Isn't that
what you're doing?
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I am
a damn good builder.
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Give me the job and I promise
you'll be stoked.
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- Stoked?
- Stoked.
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- Monday, 7:00 A.M.
- Awesome.
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- 8:00 would be better, if it...
- No, no.
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I... you know,
I can do 7:00. I'll do...
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Damn it, she's got.
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Get your money up front,
boys.
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All right, boys,
all the way in the back.
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- Morning.
- Sorry I'm late.
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Yeah, way to solidify
low expectations.
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Charlie,
say hi to Pete.
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Do you have
a nail gun?
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Clem's got it.
He's my gunner.
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Could he accidentally
shoot this piano?
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Oh, he'll accidentally shoot
a lot of things, lady.
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- He will?
- I don't think so.
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Hey, you ready
to do some bodysurfing?
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Hey.
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Uh, her suit and her sun block
are in the bag.
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- Oh, do you have yours?
- Yep. Right here.
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I think I see it.
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Let's go.
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Bye.
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- Bye, mom, love you.
- Bye, love you.
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So before you go,
I was looking at the plans.
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What do you think about
adding a skylight?
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You're already trying
to screw me with change orders?
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Language, please.
Vlad's a virgin.
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I have sex, I just don't
make you watch it.
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Morning, vlad.
219
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I just think it would be nice
to let in a little so-Cal light.
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I'll do it gratis.
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I'm going more
for a San Francisco feel.
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Kind of a stuck-up,
second-rate vibe?
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Guess my hometown giants
didn't win the world series?
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Yeah, with pitching.
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It's just so
northern Californian.
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What a bad boy.
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Tell me you don't
think about him.
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I think about
getting my brief done.
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I think about why
my daughter is...
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Hold the phone
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did I hook up
with that guy?
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What'd you say
his name was?
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Pete... Riggins.
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Not that a last name
would mean anything.
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Screws? Screwsie, please don't
interact with the crew.
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Screw...
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
240
00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:06,158
Hey...
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Seriously? Neither of you
can remember if you've had sex?
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Did you go as a mermaid
for Halloween last year?
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No.
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00:09:12,081 --> 00:09:13,582
You kite-surf
at seal beach?
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00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,133
No. Do you bartend
at Kelly's?
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No, but I know who you're
talking about, and thank you.
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I don't think
we slept together.
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- Nah.
- Bravo.
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Oh, yes,
the lack of palpable shame.
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It's all very '60s.
251
00:09:23,593 --> 00:09:26,061
You can ignore her... she's
a diagnosed serial monogamist.
252
00:09:26,062 --> 00:09:27,429
Oh, no, no, no.
Totally.
253
00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:28,547
I can smell the repression.
You know what I mean?
254
00:09:28,548 --> 00:09:31,183
Hey.
I love sex.
255
00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:33,568
I just think
it's more meaningful and wild
256
00:09:33,569 --> 00:09:35,237
if you actually
know the person's name.
257
00:09:35,238 --> 00:09:37,239
- Susie, by the way.
- Pete.
258
00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,640
Hey,
get back to work.
259
00:09:38,641 --> 00:09:39,825
I'm trying.
You keep talking about
260
00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:41,493
how much
you love wild sex.
261
00:09:41,494 --> 00:09:42,577
It's a little
distracting, you know?
262
00:09:42,578 --> 00:09:45,313
Screws, you gotta...
We should...
263
00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:47,365
There's a lot of airborne dust
in here,
264
00:09:47,366 --> 00:09:49,084
and you're
not wearing a bra.
265
00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:51,419
Okay, you've taken
400 pictures of the ocean.
266
00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:52,454
What's going on?
267
00:09:52,455 --> 00:09:54,706
Dad called me earlier.
268
00:09:54,707 --> 00:09:56,958
He sounded melancholy.
269
00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:58,126
Really?
You want to talk about it?
270
00:09:58,127 --> 00:10:01,012
He said he's going bald.
271
00:10:01,013 --> 00:10:02,681
He can't take
his Propecia in there.
272
00:10:02,682 --> 00:10:06,017
It's sad.
It... is.
273
00:10:06,018 --> 00:10:08,270
You know what?
He's gonna be fine.
274
00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:12,607
Let's see.
Let's take one of us.
275
00:10:12,608 --> 00:10:15,644
Okay.
276
00:10:15,645 --> 00:10:18,280
Hi, guys.
277
00:10:18,281 --> 00:10:20,398
Whoo!
278
00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:21,867
New tool belt, huh?
279
00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:23,652
Look at
all those fancy tools.
280
00:10:23,653 --> 00:10:25,853
And nope,
you don't need this.
281
00:10:25,854 --> 00:10:27,539
- You don't need that.
- Don't need this.
282
00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:29,124
- Don't need that.
- Don't need this.
283
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,876
Yeah, you definitely
don't need that right there.
284
00:10:30,877 --> 00:10:32,744
- This.
- And that.
285
00:10:32,745 --> 00:10:34,412
Are all you really need.
286
00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:40,502
And, Gary,
we all love bagels.
287
00:10:42,755 --> 00:10:43,972
Is this
what it's gonna be like?
288
00:10:43,973 --> 00:10:46,758
No, it's probably gonna get
a lot worse.
289
00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:47,809
Charlie climbed up
on the roof.
290
00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,094
Do you guys
have a ladder?
291
00:10:49,095 --> 00:10:50,345
Here, let me go.
It's higher than it looks.
292
00:10:50,346 --> 00:10:52,063
- I got it.
- May want to lose the heels.
293
00:10:52,064 --> 00:10:54,048
I've climbed
a ladder before.
294
00:10:56,485 --> 00:10:58,720
Uh, could...
Could you put me down?
295
00:10:58,721 --> 00:11:00,021
Or thank you.
296
00:11:00,022 --> 00:11:01,990
It seems like you
could be climbing right now.
297
00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,827
G...
298
00:11:05,828 --> 00:11:08,446
Oh, yeah,
these boots are super-grippy.
299
00:11:08,447 --> 00:11:10,332
Almost too much.
300
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,418
Did you come up here
to piss off your mom?
301
00:11:13,419 --> 00:11:16,237
Because
I fully support that.
302
00:11:16,238 --> 00:11:18,239
I'm taking pictures
of the neighborhood...
303
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,591
For my dad.
304
00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:23,077
No pictures of vlad, okay?
He's not entirely legal.
305
00:11:23,078 --> 00:11:25,430
Okay.
306
00:11:25,431 --> 00:11:27,616
You miss your pops?
307
00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:29,050
I'm fine.
308
00:11:29,051 --> 00:11:32,387
You know, when I was a kid,
my dad went away for six months.
309
00:11:32,388 --> 00:11:34,556
Your dad
went to prison, too?
310
00:11:34,557 --> 00:11:37,025
Godspell.
Uh, pacific northwest tour.
311
00:11:37,026 --> 00:11:40,612
I totally freaked out my mom,
coming up here.
312
00:11:40,613 --> 00:11:43,114
She's got enough
on her plate.
313
00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:46,151
Don't tell her I was taking
pictures for my dad, okay?
314
00:11:46,152 --> 00:11:47,452
I'm down with secrets.
315
00:11:47,453 --> 00:11:50,956
Hardly anybody
knows about my D.U.I.
316
00:11:50,957 --> 00:11:53,158
How did you get up here?
Helicopter?
317
00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:54,826
The trellis.
318
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:57,629
Well,
no thank you, lady.
319
00:11:57,630 --> 00:12:00,966
How about we wuss out
and take the ladder down?
320
00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,300
All right,
you go first.
321
00:12:02,301 --> 00:12:03,835
No!
322
00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:05,837
All right,
I'll go first.
323
00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:07,505
There we go.
324
00:12:07,506 --> 00:12:10,091
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
325
00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:12,260
- What were you doing up there?
- Well, she's a climber.
326
00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:13,928
You know?
Clearly, it skips a generation.
327
00:12:13,929 --> 00:12:15,963
Go on inside.
Simone's waiting for you.
328
00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:17,983
Okay.
Sorry, mom.
329
00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:20,568
Thank you
for getting her.
330
00:12:20,569 --> 00:12:21,987
You know
how we should celebrate?
331
00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:23,104
Skylight in the kitchen.
332
00:12:23,105 --> 00:12:24,739
You saved my kid
for a change order?
333
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,025
I just think you could use
a little sunshine in your life.
334
00:12:27,026 --> 00:12:28,576
Ugh.
Cheesy much?
335
00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:31,279
Only after hero moments.
You can just call me, "911."
336
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,597
How about "spackle boy?"
337
00:12:32,598 --> 00:12:36,334
"Pete roofwalker."
That also works.
338
00:12:36,335 --> 00:12:37,702
God, I wish
I had my shades.
339
00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:41,322
Doubt remains,
340
00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:44,309
but here's to Captain Pete
on a good first week.
341
00:12:44,310 --> 00:12:45,794
To Pete,
a man among men!
342
00:12:45,795 --> 00:12:47,829
- To Pete!
- Yes, come on, now.
343
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:50,715
And I am going to continue
my conversation with big red.
344
00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:52,667
She's only
shot me down once.
345
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:54,135
Round two, then.
346
00:12:54,136 --> 00:12:56,771
I am bent, not broken.
Gentlemen.
347
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:00,975
He has got
so much confidence.
348
00:13:00,976 --> 00:13:03,561
Yeah,
Malibu rum and Cialis.
349
00:13:03,562 --> 00:13:05,030
All right, I'm gonna get
another round.
350
00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:06,698
Uh, Gary, give me a 20.
351
00:13:08,784 --> 00:13:10,518
Hey.
352
00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:12,954
Hey.
353
00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,072
Hey.
354
00:13:14,073 --> 00:13:16,574
Hey.
355
00:13:16,575 --> 00:13:17,992
I'm Charlie's
baby-sitter.
356
00:13:17,993 --> 00:13:20,378
Yeah.
What's up?
357
00:13:22,798 --> 00:13:23,832
What time is it?
358
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:24,883
Huh?
359
00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:27,419
Oh, I have to
be at work.
360
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:31,222
Oh.
Relax... um... baby.
361
00:13:31,223 --> 00:13:32,540
It's, uh, it's saturday.
362
00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,342
Let me buy you
a breakfast burrito.
363
00:13:34,343 --> 00:13:37,228
I work saturdays,
I can't be late.
364
00:13:37,229 --> 00:13:38,480
She fires people.
365
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:40,515
Alex?
No, she's all bark.
366
00:13:40,516 --> 00:13:43,151
No, she bites.
I'm her third nanny this year.
367
00:13:43,152 --> 00:13:44,986
Really?
368
00:13:44,987 --> 00:13:46,439
Do you think she'd be
pissed at me?
369
00:13:48,441 --> 00:13:51,242
Are you kidding me? I had to
reschedule a deposition.
370
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:53,945
I'm sorry, I'm...
It's just... he's so...
371
00:13:53,946 --> 00:13:55,914
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
372
00:13:55,915 --> 00:13:57,732
He's so what?
373
00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:03,922
Yeah, you better run.
374
00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:05,824
Hey!
375
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,041
Did you sleep with
my nanny?
376
00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:09,010
A gentleman never tells.
377
00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:12,097
What is the one thing
I said?
378
00:14:12,098 --> 00:14:13,298
No monkey business.
379
00:14:13,299 --> 00:14:14,916
Yeah, with you,
and I've respected that.
380
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,102
- What?
- Like that was even an option?
381
00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:18,920
Oh, come on,
there was a moment,
382
00:14:18,921 --> 00:14:20,188
after I rescued Charlie.
383
00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,140
Rescued?
It's not like a lion had her.
384
00:14:22,141 --> 00:14:24,025
All right.
I get it.
385
00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:26,144
I messed up.
I used up my mulligan.
386
00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:28,396
No, no,
I've got an ex-husband in jail,
387
00:14:28,397 --> 00:14:30,532
50 hours a week to bill,
a ten-year-old to raise.
388
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:32,150
There are no mulligans.
You're fired.
389
00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:35,203
Fired?
You gotta be kidding me!
390
00:14:35,204 --> 00:14:36,654
Do I look like
I'm kidding?
391
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,439
All right,
you know what?
392
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,791
You got some issues.
393
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,576
Me?
You live with your dad,
394
00:14:41,577 --> 00:14:43,294
and you hump anything
in a tiny bikini
395
00:14:43,295 --> 00:14:44,746
to justify
the void that is your life.
396
00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:46,080
Wow, you had that
locked and loaded.
397
00:14:46,081 --> 00:14:48,216
- You think about me much?
- Why are you cocky?
398
00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:51,586
Is there some universe where
35 and constantly baked is cool?
399
00:14:51,587 --> 00:14:52,837
Yeah, venice.
400
00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:54,088
- Oh.
- Let me tell you something,
401
00:14:54,089 --> 00:14:55,974
okay? Your husband
cheated on you,
402
00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:57,142
and now you take it out
on any guy
403
00:14:57,143 --> 00:14:58,459
that's just trying to
have fun.
404
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,728
- You're bitter.
- I'm... I'm not bitter.
405
00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:03,148
I'm so not bitter.
I'm just... I'm even-keeled!
406
00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:05,183
You don't know me.
I'm delightful, I'm sunny!
407
00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:08,236
You're not sunny, babe.
You don't even want a skylight.
408
00:15:08,237 --> 00:15:10,488
That friggin' metaphor
is officially played.
409
00:15:10,489 --> 00:15:11,773
- And "babe?" Really.
- All right, whatever.
410
00:15:11,774 --> 00:15:14,642
Enjoy your gloomy house.
San Francisco sucks.
411
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:16,778
Yeah? Well, venice
is full of overage surfers
412
00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:18,329
who can't keep it
in their pants!
413
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:21,816
Nice, big truck,
by the way!
414
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,818
What's that about?
415
00:15:26,455 --> 00:15:30,458
Hi, I'm Alex meyers.
We just moved in.
416
00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:32,159
Have a nice day.
417
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,639
I don't get it.
418
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,981
You didn't fire the nanny.
419
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,066
You love to fire nannies.
They come with expiration dates.
420
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,018
I need her.
Charlie loves her.
421
00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:45,570
God, why do you always
stick up for bad guys?
422
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,854
You're like a mob wife.
423
00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:47,956
I love a hot underdog?
424
00:15:47,957 --> 00:15:50,742
He was totally conceited,
constantly late,
425
00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:52,336
and smelled like salt
and bong water.
426
00:15:52,337 --> 00:15:55,330
Alex, did you fire this guy
because you were jealous
427
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:56,714
because he slept with
your nanny?
428
00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:58,892
Oh, that is not fair to Pete
or Simone.
429
00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:00,093
Now you're defending
Simone?
430
00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:01,762
I defend hot people,
regardless of gender.
431
00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:03,096
I'm done with flakes.
432
00:16:03,097 --> 00:16:05,932
I hired him to fix my house,
not bang my childcare.
433
00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:07,467
I could use
a little support here.
434
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,153
Okay, jeez.
Cabernet rage.
435
00:16:20,415 --> 00:16:23,983
And the clippers are on TV,
and they're one of my triggers.
436
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,002
Sad, but true.
437
00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:29,339
And I'm like,
"no, not today."
438
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:33,326
So I went to the gym,
and it worked.
439
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,378
I didn't call my bookie.
440
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,931
Do something
that makes you feel good.
441
00:16:37,932 --> 00:16:42,102
Do anything.
Just don't gamble.
442
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,524
Are you
stealing her wood?
443
00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:49,109
I'm taking action,
breaking patterns,
444
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,694
it's all a part of
my recovery.
445
00:16:50,695 --> 00:16:53,363
I got this piano recital
tomorrow.
446
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:55,565
- Cool.
- I wasn't gonna do it,
447
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,901
but mom's super-stressed, so
I thought I'd throw her a bone.
448
00:16:57,902 --> 00:17:00,019
"Throw her a bone,"
that sounds good.
449
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,123
My dad was taking lessons,
and it was his recital too.
450
00:17:03,124 --> 00:17:04,958
They're probably not gonna
let him out for that.
451
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,794
I've never actually played
in front of anybody before,
452
00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:11,915
and with him not up there
with me, I'm kind of freaking.
453
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:15,118
What do you think
I should do?
454
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,871
Are you seriously
seeking life advice from me?
455
00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,089
I'm mid-crime.
456
00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:20,891
Okay, yeah, whatever.
457
00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:22,058
Yeah, whatever.
458
00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:23,760
Thanks for
the mentorship.
459
00:17:23,761 --> 00:17:24,811
My pleasure.
460
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,233
Hey!
461
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:32,569
You like shopping?
462
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:34,004
Then let's
go to tymball's.
463
00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:38,158
Then let's go!
Let's go!
464
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:39,743
Hurry! Hurry up! Big Deb
plays for keeps, come on!
465
00:17:39,744 --> 00:17:41,995
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
466
00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:43,530
Riggins!
467
00:17:43,531 --> 00:17:45,448
Suck it, big Deb!
Seatbelts.
468
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:49,085
All right, wait here.
469
00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:52,172
There's my boy.
470
00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:54,674
- Can I ask you a favor?
- Son, the world.
471
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,126
See that girl?
472
00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:57,844
You let her sit in
and play a song?
473
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,095
Wouldn't be fair
to my audience.
474
00:17:59,096 --> 00:18:00,847
Come on, dad,
she's got massive stage fright.
475
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:03,767
One song... just help her
get over the hump.
476
00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:05,602
All right, one song,
no ballads.
477
00:18:07,522 --> 00:18:08,972
Okay, sit here.
Play your song.
478
00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:10,307
These people,
they don't care.
479
00:18:10,308 --> 00:18:11,808
Hi.
480
00:18:11,809 --> 00:18:13,994
Hi.
481
00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:15,462
What are you thinking?
482
00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:17,531
Um, Pachelbel's canon.
483
00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:20,483
Not a crowd-pleaser,
but take your swing.
484
00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:22,569
Okay.
485
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:25,255
Now would be
a good time.
486
00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:26,272
Okay.
487
00:18:28,492 --> 00:18:30,160
Look at you.
488
00:18:30,161 --> 00:18:31,545
Hey.
489
00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:32,963
Pete, what the hell?
490
00:18:32,964 --> 00:18:34,894
- Oh, you got my text.
- You mean your ransom note?
491
00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:36,583
"Meet me at tymball's lobby
in half an hour.
492
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,051
I've got Charlie."
493
00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,553
- Oh...
- No, no, no, no, no.
494
00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:41,171
She's practicing
for a recital.
495
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:42,639
She had stage fright.
496
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,174
That's the reason
she didn't want to do it.
497
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:46,026
My dad
is helping her out.
498
00:18:46,027 --> 00:18:49,679
All right,
you got your taste.
499
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,849
The crowd is thinning.
Time for some fleetwood...
500
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,018
Mac-attack.
501
00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:56,903
I had no idea
she had stage fright.
502
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:58,438
She didn't want
to stress you out.
503
00:18:58,439 --> 00:19:00,407
Seriously?
504
00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:02,492
I try so hard
to stay on top of everything,
505
00:19:02,493 --> 00:19:03,693
how do you know more
than me?
506
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:06,046
Women open up to me, so...
507
00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:08,031
Oh, so cheesy.
508
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:12,151
? Time cast a spell on you ?
509
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,789
? but you won't forget me ?
510
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,599
? yeah ?
511
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,700
is he allowed to sing?
512
00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:20,136
Nah, he's actually
been warned.
513
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:23,589
Look, I...
I'd like another shot.
514
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,600
I need this job.
I let down my boys.
515
00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:27,226
"Boys" better not be
a euphemism.
516
00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:29,195
You know we'd have fun.
517
00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:33,432
Not monkey business fun, just
clean, contractor/client fun.
518
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,568
Spackle fights.
519
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,987
Look, I... I messed up.
520
00:19:37,988 --> 00:19:39,155
I'm sorry.
521
00:19:39,156 --> 00:19:40,623
Do you think you can
restrain yourself?
522
00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:41,624
Not hump everything?
523
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,577
I'm not a collie,
you know.
524
00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:46,212
Okay.
525
00:19:46,213 --> 00:19:48,080
One more shot.
526
00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:49,749
Be at my house Monday morning,
7:00 A.M.
527
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,468
Awesome.
8:00 would be better.
528
00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:54,136
7:00's perfect.
529
00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:55,888
Alex.
530
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:57,006
- Hey.
- I got your message.
531
00:19:57,007 --> 00:19:58,257
- What happened?
- I'm sorry.
532
00:19:58,258 --> 00:20:00,626
Um, I was freaking out,
but everyone's fine.
533
00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:02,678
I'm so sorry I bugged you
at the hospital.
534
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,798
This is Pete.
Ben, Pete.
535
00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:08,300
- Oh, uh, the handyman.
- Contractor.
536
00:20:08,301 --> 00:20:09,435
What's up, man?
537
00:20:09,436 --> 00:20:11,353
Hey, what's up?
538
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,852
- Thank you.
- Oh, she's great.
539
00:20:14,853 --> 00:20:16,520
Thank you.
Hi, mom.
540
00:20:16,521 --> 00:20:18,605
- You're amazing.
- Hi, Ben.
541
00:20:18,606 --> 00:20:19,823
Hi.
542
00:20:19,824 --> 00:20:21,075
Who's the stiff?
543
00:20:21,076 --> 00:20:23,310
- Boyfriend, I guess.
- Hmm.
544
00:20:23,311 --> 00:20:27,281
What's our, uh,
Malibu rum situation?
545
00:20:27,282 --> 00:20:29,450
I'm holding.
Meet me in menswear.
546
00:20:50,013 --> 00:20:52,848
Your new skylight.
It's nice, huh?
547
00:20:52,849 --> 00:20:54,216
It'll have glass,
won't it?
548
00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:57,269
Well, it's extra,
but if you want to splurge.
549
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:59,550
Look at that so-cal light
just pour in.
550
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,192
Don't gloat, spackle boy.
551
00:21:03,203 --> 00:21:04,806
Hey, Alex.
Huh.
552
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,071
Thank you for give me
another chance.
553
00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:08,323
Sure.
554
00:21:08,324 --> 00:21:10,157
I'm super stupid.
555
00:21:10,207 --> 00:21:14,757
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