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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,349 I'm in. We're on site. 2 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,000 Affirmative, Pony Boy. 3 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,501 We've got a lock on the target's cellphone 4 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:22,712 twenty meters northwest of you. 5 00:00:22,812 --> 00:00:24,213 I don't like it. 6 00:00:24,313 --> 00:00:25,590 He's been a ghost for three days, 7 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:27,383 and suddenly we get a ping? 8 00:00:27,483 --> 00:00:29,110 Maybe he couldn't find his charger. 9 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:30,720 Alright, team. Eyes open! 10 00:00:30,820 --> 00:00:32,156 This could be a trap. 11 00:00:38,756 --> 00:00:41,373 Why do they always have to be pre-dawn, these raids? 12 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,566 I mean, what's wrong with a nice pre-noon raid? 13 00:00:43,666 --> 00:00:45,878 Like a brunch raid? 14 00:01:07,706 --> 00:01:08,725 Oh, no. 15 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:12,553 Hank? 16 00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:14,490 Buddy? 17 00:01:15,052 --> 00:01:17,555 The hell you people doin'? Tryin' ta sleep! 18 00:01:17,655 --> 00:01:19,602 Negative. It's not him. 19 00:01:19,702 --> 00:01:21,229 It ain't Hank. 20 00:01:21,329 --> 00:01:22,438 It's not him. It's not him. 21 00:01:22,538 --> 00:01:24,148 Told you this was a waste of time. 22 00:01:24,248 --> 00:01:26,484 What would Hank be doing in Queens anyway? 23 00:01:26,584 --> 00:01:28,128 Nobody goes to Queens. 24 00:01:28,341 --> 00:01:30,004 I... I live in Queens. 25 00:01:30,104 --> 00:01:31,115 My point exactly. 26 00:01:31,215 --> 00:01:32,300 Cut the chatter, you two! 27 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,425 Yeah, dad! 28 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,093 Shush me. 29 00:01:35,276 --> 00:01:37,346 Give. That's mine! 30 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,974 Where'd you get this? 31 00:01:41,157 --> 00:01:43,251 B... Batman gave it to me! Give it! 32 00:01:43,351 --> 00:01:44,978 Where is he? Where is Hank Ven... 33 00:01:47,602 --> 00:01:51,050 Samson! Something big just went kablooey five blocks south. 34 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:52,427 Heat signature's off the charts. 35 00:01:52,527 --> 00:01:54,011 Pull your team and check it out! 36 00:01:54,111 --> 00:01:55,596 Alright, you heard the man! 37 00:01:55,696 --> 00:01:59,267 Let's pull out, people! Move, move! 38 00:01:59,367 --> 00:02:01,528 Where are they going? W... What about Hank? 39 00:02:02,787 --> 00:02:04,998 Can't believe I got up early for this. 40 00:02:15,899 --> 00:02:19,399 -- Subs ripped by WINX -- -- Subs corrected and resynced by darthfrede -- 41 00:02:57,501 --> 00:02:59,327 No! Absolutely not! 42 00:02:59,427 --> 00:03:02,121 You people broke into my home, kidnapped me, 43 00:03:02,221 --> 00:03:04,391 dragged me to your Honeycomb Hideout. 44 00:03:04,503 --> 00:03:06,292 And now you want, what? My blood? 45 00:03:06,392 --> 00:03:08,085 It's just a little cheek swab. 46 00:03:08,185 --> 00:03:09,879 Two seconds and I'll be outta your... 47 00:03:09,979 --> 00:03:11,130 b... business. 48 00:03:11,230 --> 00:03:12,507 Well, you're not getting a swab, 49 00:03:12,607 --> 00:03:14,342 so I guess our business is done here. 50 00:03:14,442 --> 00:03:16,677 Now if you'll excuse me, I've a very important product 51 00:03:16,777 --> 00:03:18,221 launch to prepare for, and my morning's 52 00:03:18,321 --> 00:03:19,430 already been shot to hell. 53 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:20,765 Don't you understand? 54 00:03:20,865 --> 00:03:24,268 We need to determine conclusively whether you and The Monarch are related. 55 00:03:24,368 --> 00:03:26,103 What? Are you making your Christmas card list? 56 00:03:26,203 --> 00:03:27,355 Why should I care if your husband 57 00:03:27,455 --> 00:03:29,774 is some fifth cousin thrice removed? 58 00:03:29,874 --> 00:03:32,068 This is a Guild matter, I'm not here as 59 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,211 The Monarch's wife. 60 00:03:33,554 --> 00:03:35,154 That much is obvious. 61 00:03:35,254 --> 00:03:36,989 I don't see a wedding ring. 62 00:03:37,089 --> 00:03:38,324 I'm wearing gloves. 63 00:03:38,424 --> 00:03:41,327 I think I know what this is really about. 64 00:03:41,427 --> 00:03:44,747 You and I have had a certain unspoken sexual tension 65 00:03:44,847 --> 00:03:46,183 between us for years. 66 00:03:46,283 --> 00:03:48,292 - Meow. - No! 67 00:03:48,392 --> 00:03:50,586 And this is where you play your part, 68 00:03:50,686 --> 00:03:53,339 by denying it, because you must. 69 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:54,841 You're a married woman. 70 00:03:54,941 --> 00:03:57,051 So you come here, wishing on a swab 71 00:03:57,151 --> 00:03:58,970 to find some tiny speck of magic 72 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:02,199 Rusty dust deep inside that husband of yours. 73 00:04:02,481 --> 00:04:05,210 I can see by the look on your face I've struck a nerve. 74 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:06,998 What was that? 75 00:04:07,098 --> 00:04:08,396 They're calling it off! 76 00:04:08,496 --> 00:04:10,606 They're calling off the search for Hank! 77 00:04:10,706 --> 00:04:13,335 "O.S.I." Office of... Stupid... 78 00:04:14,257 --> 00:04:16,404 - Idiots! - Daddy's working, Dean. 79 00:04:16,544 --> 00:04:18,614 Daddy's receptionist should've told you that. 80 00:04:18,714 --> 00:04:21,200 Well, I can see you're very busy, Dr. Venture, 81 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:22,952 and I'm not getting anywhere with you, 82 00:04:23,052 --> 00:04:25,538 so I won't take up any more of your time. 83 00:04:25,638 --> 00:04:26,998 They said they "don't have the resources" 84 00:04:27,098 --> 00:04:28,416 to keep looking for him 85 00:04:28,516 --> 00:04:30,334 'cuz some frog guy blew up or something. 86 00:04:30,434 --> 00:04:32,148 Plus, he isn't really "missing" 87 00:04:32,248 --> 00:04:34,805 because he left on his own recong... reco... recka... 88 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:36,048 Recognizance. 89 00:04:36,148 --> 00:04:37,300 Well, they have a point... 90 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,051 Wh...? Didn't I have a coffee? 91 00:04:39,151 --> 00:04:40,303 I have to find him! 92 00:04:40,403 --> 00:04:42,555 We have to find him! 93 00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:44,849 He could be laying dead in a ditch somewhere! 94 00:04:44,949 --> 00:04:47,143 Not a lot of ditches in New York, son. 95 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,228 - Dead in a gutter, maybe. - Pop! 96 00:04:49,328 --> 00:04:51,397 Why aren't you more worried about Hank? 97 00:04:51,497 --> 00:04:53,024 Because he's Hank. 98 00:04:53,124 --> 00:04:54,317 He does this. 99 00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:56,360 He runs off and does crazy things 100 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:58,112 and then he comes back home again. 101 00:04:58,212 --> 00:05:00,239 Remember when he tried to run away to the North Pole 102 00:05:00,339 --> 00:05:02,116 because Santa didn't get him a go-kart? 103 00:05:02,216 --> 00:05:03,993 He was gone for three whole days, 104 00:05:04,093 --> 00:05:05,601 until Brock finally found him in a... 105 00:05:05,701 --> 00:05:07,747 Wait, he actually was dead in a ditch that time. 106 00:05:07,847 --> 00:05:09,498 Anyway, right now, 107 00:05:09,598 --> 00:05:11,792 the best thing you can do for Hank is to go 108 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:14,670 back to school and live your life. 109 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:16,088 How will that help? 110 00:05:16,188 --> 00:05:18,716 Because that school is costing me a fortune. 111 00:05:18,816 --> 00:05:21,570 Pop, unbelievable! 112 00:05:22,695 --> 00:05:26,474 Doc, we've got a huge problem with the new product! 113 00:05:26,574 --> 00:05:28,952 Do I even have a receptionist? 114 00:05:57,184 --> 00:05:58,714 Hey, honey. 115 00:05:58,814 --> 00:06:01,425 Get in the car. 116 00:06:01,525 --> 00:06:03,528 You, too, Gary. 117 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:06,764 What are you trying to prove? 118 00:06:06,864 --> 00:06:08,307 Exactly what I'd ask you! 119 00:06:08,407 --> 00:06:09,934 What are you trying to prove? 120 00:06:10,034 --> 00:06:12,603 The answer better be that Dr. Venture isn't related to me! 121 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:16,190 I just collected better DNA and we'll run proper tests, 122 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:18,393 then the Guild will redefine your status. 123 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:21,379 I have been jerked around for years by your Guild. 124 00:06:21,602 --> 00:06:22,863 They made me a Level Ten! 125 00:06:22,963 --> 00:06:26,075 Now I'm supposed to sit around and wait... again! 126 00:06:26,175 --> 00:06:28,077 There are very specific rules. 127 00:06:28,177 --> 00:06:31,122 No arching Venture till we define his relation to you. 128 00:06:31,222 --> 00:06:32,316 I'm sorry. 129 00:06:32,598 --> 00:06:34,083 You really don't get this. 130 00:06:34,183 --> 00:06:35,418 Get what? 131 00:06:35,518 --> 00:06:37,837 I am a super villain that hates Dr. Venture. 132 00:06:37,937 --> 00:06:41,382 That is the way it is, has been, and will always be. 133 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:43,009 That's what I do! 134 00:06:43,109 --> 00:06:45,678 Ever since you became a Councilwoman for the Guild, 135 00:06:45,778 --> 00:06:49,348 I've been unable to be... to be me! 136 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:52,226 I know. I swear I do. 137 00:06:52,326 --> 00:06:54,621 But you have to just hang on a little longer. 138 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,857 - Hold on. - You said that years ago. 139 00:06:57,957 --> 00:06:59,442 Yes? 140 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:03,612 Of course I'm sitting down. Who stands up in a limo? 141 00:07:03,712 --> 00:07:06,883 No! Are you ser... When? 142 00:07:07,016 --> 00:07:09,535 Call an Emergency session of the Council of Thirteen! 143 00:07:09,635 --> 00:07:11,038 I'll be right there! 144 00:07:11,138 --> 00:07:12,807 Driver, pull over. 145 00:07:16,404 --> 00:07:18,003 What is this? What's happening? 146 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,337 I'm sorry, sweetie. 147 00:07:19,437 --> 00:07:23,015 I have work in the city, so you're gonna need to take the PATH Train. 148 00:07:23,115 --> 00:07:24,134 Unreal! 149 00:07:24,234 --> 00:07:26,112 Just... unreal. 150 00:07:28,505 --> 00:07:31,284 Thank you for the ride, Mrs. Monarch. 151 00:07:36,788 --> 00:07:38,958 Oh, God. Has it become sentient? 152 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:40,505 No, no, that's not... 153 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:43,153 And my father's brain isn't trapped inside of it? 154 00:07:43,253 --> 00:07:44,446 What? No. 155 00:07:44,546 --> 00:07:46,990 Well then, what's the big problem? 156 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:49,093 White, a demonstration? 157 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:51,888 Hey, Helper... Turn it up. 158 00:07:55,223 --> 00:07:56,875 Well, it sounds great. 159 00:07:56,975 --> 00:07:58,794 Glad I insisted on upgrading 160 00:07:58,894 --> 00:08:00,754 the superconductors in those speakers. 161 00:08:00,854 --> 00:08:02,012 Wait. 162 00:08:04,189 --> 00:08:05,193 Alright. 163 00:08:05,293 --> 00:08:07,987 Nothing a few stick'ems can't solve. 164 00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:10,972 When did we add that? 165 00:08:11,072 --> 00:08:13,141 We didn't, Rust! That's the problem! 166 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:16,228 We need to stop the launch, open this thing up, 167 00:08:16,328 --> 00:08:18,505 re-tool it, and fix whatever the bug is... 168 00:08:18,605 --> 00:08:21,441 For the love of Benji! This is what you're panicking about? 169 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:23,985 This is a feature, not a bug. 170 00:08:24,085 --> 00:08:25,821 Levitating personal assistant! 171 00:08:25,921 --> 00:08:27,423 Who else is doing this? 172 00:08:27,905 --> 00:08:30,343 Hey, Helper... Stop the music. 173 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:35,038 - Son of a... - That could've been a baby's head. 174 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:36,456 Now do you get it? 175 00:08:36,556 --> 00:08:38,159 Well, we can't stop the launch! 176 00:08:38,301 --> 00:08:39,384 Look around you! 177 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:41,545 We've got thousands of these things ready to ship. 178 00:08:41,645 --> 00:08:43,296 The fate of the company is literally riding 179 00:08:43,396 --> 00:08:44,422 on this product! 180 00:08:44,522 --> 00:08:46,651 Yeah, about that, Doc. 181 00:08:46,803 --> 00:08:49,553 Since ye insisted on all them modifications... 182 00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:51,388 - ...to the original design... - Improvements. 183 00:08:51,488 --> 00:08:53,503 ...the bleedin' things cost more to manufacture 184 00:08:53,603 --> 00:08:55,600 than we was gonna sell 'em fer! 185 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,728 VenTech'll actually lose money on every unit she sell! 186 00:08:58,828 --> 00:09:02,208 So, basically you Blue Monday-ed it. 187 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:05,152 You knows I hates ta say it, I been with this company 188 00:09:05,252 --> 00:09:07,154 since she first set sail, 189 00:09:07,254 --> 00:09:09,924 but it might be time to consider filin' fer... 190 00:09:10,086 --> 00:09:12,659 Don't even! I am not bankrupt. 191 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:14,256 Here's what I am going to do... 192 00:09:14,356 --> 00:09:17,080 You're gonna jack up the price and change all the advertising. 193 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,499 And you two are gonna figure out how to... 194 00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:21,209 not crush babies or whatever. 195 00:09:21,309 --> 00:09:23,378 We're launching tomorrow, gentlemen! 196 00:09:23,478 --> 00:09:24,730 Get to work! 197 00:09:26,923 --> 00:09:28,818 Stop it! They're not replacing you. 198 00:09:30,402 --> 00:09:33,263 No, no, no, it's an homage! Helper! 199 00:09:33,363 --> 00:09:34,740 Hey, c'mon. 200 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:41,688 You owe me $2.75. 201 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:43,148 Dude... 202 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,250 Villain! 203 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,775 Stop pointing. 204 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,110 So what, who cares? 205 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:48,945 She's in colors! Let's go talk to her. 206 00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:50,780 No, just come on, just leave it. 207 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,117 I've never seen her before, and she's blazing colors. 208 00:09:54,217 --> 00:09:55,228 I'm gonna talk to her! 209 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,037 No, just w... There he goes. 210 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,514 Colors! 211 00:09:59,829 --> 00:10:02,542 "Hi, you're dressed like me, will you be my friend?" 212 00:10:02,642 --> 00:10:05,337 "Well, of course I will, because we have so much in common." 213 00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,547 "Do you like food?" "I love food." 214 00:10:07,647 --> 00:10:09,925 "Really, me too. Do you like sleep and shelter?" 215 00:10:10,025 --> 00:10:13,404 "This is amazing, it's like you can read my mind." 216 00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:16,040 You're kidding me? How did he get her number? 217 00:10:16,552 --> 00:10:17,733 A thumbs up. Yeah, yeah. 218 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:20,018 H... Hi, thank you for dragging me in... 219 00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:21,871 Oh, my God! Debbie? 220 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:14,298 Call me! 221 00:11:24,524 --> 00:11:27,186 Did you see that? That was awesome! 222 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:28,503 Never saw that coming. 223 00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:30,422 Hey, hey, here's crazy... That was my ex. 224 00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:32,799 Look at that hole. No debris. 225 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,342 Mapped trajectory heat laser. 226 00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:36,136 That's state of the art shit right there. 227 00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:38,638 How did she get that? The Guild doesn't have that. 228 00:11:38,738 --> 00:11:40,974 The Guild has a giant boxing glove 229 00:11:41,074 --> 00:11:42,892 on the end of a big rusty spring. 230 00:11:42,992 --> 00:11:44,185 Well, Mantilla's not Guild! 231 00:11:44,285 --> 00:11:46,062 She's from ARCH. She gave me her card. 232 00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:48,231 And she knew who you were, which was weird. 233 00:11:48,331 --> 00:11:49,399 Dude, not weird! 234 00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:51,651 For one, I am the Mighty Monarch. 235 00:11:51,751 --> 00:11:53,903 And for two, that's my ex! 236 00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:56,531 That was your ex? You dated Mantilla? 237 00:11:56,631 --> 00:12:00,994 Yes! She wasn't Mantilla then. 238 00:12:01,094 --> 00:12:02,579 You should've asked her for a ride 239 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:05,891 because there's no way a train's coming after all that. 240 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:24,309 There were casualties. 241 00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:27,872 Is it me or is every new show about super heroes? 242 00:12:27,994 --> 00:12:29,230 I can't keep up! 243 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,667 It's like a job trying to follow this nonsense. 244 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,151 "Inhumans"? 245 00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:35,236 Did I have to watch fake X-Men on the moon 246 00:12:35,336 --> 00:12:36,738 to understand the movies? 247 00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:39,282 Gentlemen, this isn't a TV show. 248 00:12:39,382 --> 00:12:40,825 This just happened. 249 00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:43,203 This is a real, unlicensed arching. 250 00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:46,956 And does anyone recognize the primary antagonist? 251 00:12:47,056 --> 00:12:48,458 He's not one of ours. 252 00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,293 I don't recognize him. 253 00:12:50,393 --> 00:12:52,504 Well, how about now? 254 00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:55,340 You mean to tell me that extra-cool lizard guy 255 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,010 and H.R. Pufnstuf there are the same antagonist? 256 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,155 This is Brickfrog. 257 00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:05,433 EMA Level One, powers include holding a brick and shouting his name. 258 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,203 Pays his dues, keeps low. 259 00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:10,179 Then last week he suddenly quits with a note stating... 260 00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:12,732 "Later losers," signed Brick Frog... 261 00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:14,710 with like ten exclamation points. 262 00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:17,630 Right... "Brickfrog"! 263 00:13:17,812 --> 00:13:20,573 - Brickfrog! - Yes, yes, Brickfrog! 264 00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:22,325 - Brickfrog! - Brickfrog! 265 00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:24,828 He was jovial chap. 266 00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:26,955 Okay, fine! So what? 267 00:13:27,255 --> 00:13:29,457 Someone had a rich aunt die and went out on their own. 268 00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:31,876 How does this warrant an emergency Council Meeting? 269 00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:33,962 This isn't an isolated case! 270 00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:37,632 In the past week, we've received several of these notices. 271 00:13:37,802 --> 00:13:39,050 Yes, Red Mantle? 272 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,512 I need answers to this age old question. 273 00:13:42,612 --> 00:13:44,323 How many is several? 274 00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:46,850 "A few" is not unlike "some." 275 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,144 While "several" is more than "a couple," 276 00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:50,812 but less than "many." 277 00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,782 Wait. How many is "many"? 278 00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:55,692 This is a threat against our very foundation. 279 00:13:55,852 --> 00:13:59,028 This body has guided organized villainy for a century, 280 00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:01,030 and we must protect our collective 281 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,092 from this clear commination! 282 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,326 Great. What does commination mean? 283 00:14:05,426 --> 00:14:06,619 Oh, my God! 284 00:14:06,719 --> 00:14:08,288 Commination means threat, 285 00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:12,041 several means about four, and I agree with Red Death. 286 00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:14,294 Then you shall head up the subcommittee 287 00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:16,939 to investigate this alleged commination. 288 00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:18,403 Come now... 289 00:14:18,503 --> 00:14:20,734 You just learned that word when we did. 290 00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:32,162 Hello? 291 00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:34,582 Hello? 292 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:39,986 Dr. Orpheus? 293 00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:41,296 Anybody? 294 00:14:42,938 --> 00:14:44,042 Oh, my God! 295 00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:47,285 Greetings, Dean Venture! 296 00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,120 Mind not the Golem. He... 297 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,497 He... He came with the place. 298 00:14:50,597 --> 00:14:52,016 He's made outta pants! 299 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,125 Schmatte Golem! Wouldja believe? 300 00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:55,585 Found him in the attic. 301 00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:58,087 Then Al was all... "Hey, I know a little Hebrew." 302 00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:00,149 Hey, I am a little Hebrew! 303 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,883 Easy, boy! 304 00:15:01,983 --> 00:15:04,778 - Easy! - Next thing you know... Walkin' pants monster. 305 00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:08,306 No, that's not gonna work! 306 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:11,017 Come, young Dean, and pardon the mess. 307 00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:13,853 - We are still moving in. - What's a shem? 308 00:15:13,953 --> 00:15:16,481 Wow, looks like you've already finished. 309 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:20,693 Merely an illusion of the well-appointed study yet to be. 310 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:23,196 The chair is real, however. 311 00:15:23,296 --> 00:15:27,794 So, you have come to seek my aid in locating your brother. 312 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,303 Yes! How did you know that? 313 00:15:29,835 --> 00:15:31,930 You know... "Magic Guy." 314 00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:34,499 Thank God. I just knew you could help me. 315 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,393 H... Here. This belonged to Hank. 316 00:15:36,596 --> 00:15:37,877 That... That is how this works, right? 317 00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,796 You are confusing me with a bloodhound. 318 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,090 And quite unnecessarily so, 319 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,884 for I already know where Hank is. 320 00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:47,220 - You do? - Of course. 321 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,406 He's right here. 322 00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:51,224 Come on! What're you, E.T.? 323 00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:52,934 Mistake not my words for mawkish 324 00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:54,561 Spielbergian sentiment! 325 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,854 You carry Hank within your heart, 326 00:15:56,954 --> 00:16:01,901 yet it is far heavier than his 160 pounds. 327 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:03,754 What are you hiding? 328 00:16:03,906 --> 00:16:05,631 Wha...? N... Nothing. 329 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:10,994 This is news I can use. 330 00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:12,702 But no! Hey, hey, that's personal. 331 00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:16,767 Precisely! Your remorse is a direct conduit to your brother. 332 00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:22,231 I shall ride this info-emotional superhighway to his whereabouts! 333 00:16:26,825 --> 00:16:27,878 Oh, dear. 334 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:29,913 The horror! 335 00:16:32,538 --> 00:16:33,641 I have seen him! 336 00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:35,226 Hank? You saw him? Where? 337 00:16:35,326 --> 00:16:38,372 The images were... distorted. Fleeting. 338 00:16:38,754 --> 00:16:42,000 Past, present and yet-to-be, all swirling together! 339 00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:43,276 Yeah, yeah. Okay, but where? 340 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:45,194 He is oscillating between worlds. 341 00:16:45,294 --> 00:16:46,446 Betwixt selves. 342 00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:48,698 I fear his very soul may be in peril! 343 00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:50,634 We must go to him at once! 344 00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:52,219 Jefferson! 345 00:16:52,891 --> 00:16:54,203 We found the off button! 346 00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:55,538 Super. Jefferson? 347 00:16:55,638 --> 00:16:57,182 May we borrow your vehicle? 348 00:16:57,485 --> 00:17:00,627 Nah-ah. Nobody drives the Blood Vessel but me! 349 00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:02,730 - Dr. Orpheus. Dr. Orpheus. - I see. 350 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:05,298 - Are you busy this evening? - Dr. Orpheus! 351 00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:07,651 Where is Hank? 352 00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:12,013 Where am I? 353 00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:13,532 Neither here nor there. 354 00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:18,102 The real question is... Who am I? 355 00:17:18,202 --> 00:17:20,813 A week ago, I was just a happy-go-Hanky kid 356 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:24,067 living the high life, with a girlfriend and everything. 357 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,403 Then a blizzard of betrayal blew through my world 358 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,935 and knocked me flat on my heiney. 359 00:17:30,402 --> 00:17:31,606 Metaphorically. 360 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:35,286 I woke up with a sore head and a busted heart. 361 00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:36,704 I just had to get out of there, 362 00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:38,998 but I had no life to go back to. 363 00:17:39,098 --> 00:17:40,875 The old Hank was dead. 364 00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:43,711 Something else was driving me now. 365 00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:45,630 I knew they'd come looking for me. 366 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,692 And how could I find myself if someone else found me first? 367 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,261 I had to shed my skin, slough off all the old Hank. 368 00:17:52,361 --> 00:17:53,971 And old Hank's stuff. 369 00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:56,526 T... Take it all, I don't care anymore. 370 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,820 I'm going off the grid! 371 00:17:59,702 --> 00:18:04,440 Yeah, I'm takin' a break from social media myself. 372 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,484 Godspeed, Batman. 373 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,146 I hopped the first tramp steamer headed out of town. 374 00:18:09,358 --> 00:18:12,281 I didn't know where it would take me... Zanzibar? 375 00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:14,593 The South China seas? Disko Island? 376 00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:16,369 That's a real place. Did you know that? 377 00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:18,996 Welcome aboard, everyone! 378 00:18:19,096 --> 00:18:21,499 I'm Carter, and for the next three hours, 379 00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:23,668 it's my absolute pleasure to show you 380 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:28,756 all the sights of New York City by water. 381 00:18:28,856 --> 00:18:32,385 My life just seemed to keep going around in circles. 382 00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,387 But it did give me time to think... 383 00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:37,181 Why does this keep happening to me? 384 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:40,017 Why do I lose all the women in my life? 385 00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:41,411 Why... 386 00:18:43,306 --> 00:18:44,897 No! Don't think about her! 387 00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,416 Stick to the mission! 388 00:18:46,899 --> 00:18:49,902 The train, then! Yeah, those go in a straight line. 389 00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:52,363 I'll ride the rails, hobo-style! 390 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:54,240 Roughing it! 391 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,076 This was the way to truly find myself. 392 00:18:57,176 --> 00:19:00,037 Stripped of everything. Surviving on my wits alone. 393 00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:01,682 See what I'm really made of. 394 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:10,089 And then I remembered... I'm, like, totally rich. 395 00:19:10,189 --> 00:19:12,216 I mean, Bruce Wayne is rich. 396 00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:15,428 The Shadow is rich. James Bond is... Wait, is he rich? 397 00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:17,805 I dunno. He gets to have nice things, anyway. 398 00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:19,324 Whenever you're ready, sir. 399 00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:23,770 I'll take care of that right now, my good man. 400 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:27,064 Anyway, Pop always says, "If you lost something, 401 00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:28,858 look in the last place you had it." 402 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:32,653 Well, I lost myself, so I'm headed to the last place 403 00:19:32,753 --> 00:19:34,822 I had... me. 404 00:19:34,922 --> 00:19:37,718 Before New York, before the penthouse, before... 405 00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:41,138 W... Why? 406 00:19:41,285 --> 00:19:44,207 You should look up alla you old-a flames while you're in-a town. 407 00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:45,958 Ask a them why they leave Hank. 408 00:19:46,058 --> 00:19:48,660 Like-a John Cusack in-sa the "High Fidelity"? 409 00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:50,522 Or like Zoe Kravitzes... 410 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,131 in ze "High Fidelities." 411 00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:54,091 You're asking the wrong questions, boychik. 412 00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:56,636 There's really only one dame who left ya. 413 00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:57,970 The dame. 414 00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:00,139 W... Who do you mean? 415 00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:01,557 Don't confuse him! 416 00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:03,100 Stick to the mission! 417 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,477 Okay, okay! 418 00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:05,787 Can I have my pen back? 419 00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:09,875 Next stop... Denver, Colorado! 420 00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:19,325 "ARCH." It's simple. 421 00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:20,701 Almost elegant. 422 00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:22,161 Her name's not even on this thing. 423 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:24,664 Just the single worst logo I've ever seen. 424 00:20:24,764 --> 00:20:27,726 That's a QR code. You scan it with your phone. 425 00:20:27,858 --> 00:20:30,169 - Should we do it? - "Should we do it?" 426 00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:32,380 What allegiance do we have to the Guild? 427 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,923 They made us a Level 10, then they handed me 428 00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,551 some horse shit about Venture being related to me. 429 00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:38,594 Yeah, nah, I'm tired of their crap. 430 00:20:38,694 --> 00:20:40,930 Yeah, but, dude, that was your ex! 431 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,640 Your wife is gonna flip out. 432 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,225 Relax. It's nothing. 433 00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:46,686 I dated her right before I met my wife. 434 00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:48,479 She dumped me! 435 00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:51,561 Yeah, she dumped me because she was screwing that ass-hat Venture 436 00:20:51,661 --> 00:20:52,665 while we were together. 437 00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:54,110 Oh, my God! 438 00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:56,487 That's like origin myth stuff! 439 00:20:56,587 --> 00:20:58,114 The truth has been revealed. 440 00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,909 Dude, that's like reason number one hundred I hate Venture. 441 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,029 That's not "the" reason I hate Venture. 442 00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:05,289 You're making way too big a deal out of this. 443 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,790 Well, then if it's not a big deal 444 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,500 we should see what ARCH is all about. 445 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,752 Not a big deal. Little deal. 446 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,564 Just scan it or whatever. 447 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,678 Crap. It's loading tons of data. 448 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,197 It's downloading my data! 449 00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:22,973 If they get into my porn! 450 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,183 My spank bank is super specific. 451 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,120 It's very hard to explain. 452 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,416 Do you hear a car or something? 453 00:21:35,807 --> 00:21:37,989 Minions! Battle stations! 454 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,224 Ready the...! 455 00:21:40,407 --> 00:21:42,701 - Ready the... Ready... - We have nothing to ready. 456 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,179 We don't really have battle stations anymore. 457 00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:01,345 Gentlemen, nice to see you again so soon. 458 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,932 What can ARCH do for you? 459 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,266 Alright, everybody. 460 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,619 Bag 'em up, and tag 'em up, people. 461 00:22:08,752 --> 00:22:12,290 Antagonists go in that pile, scientists get the body-bags. 462 00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:15,668 We ran out of body-bags so we're using tarps. 463 00:22:16,056 --> 00:22:18,987 If Fort Brocks says tarps then it's tarps. 464 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,948 Let's get 'em out of here. 465 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,741 And you should be wearing gloves. 466 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:26,179 This is a crime scene, formal attire only! 467 00:22:26,316 --> 00:22:28,872 Sir! Unbidden counter agents on premises! 468 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,624 Guten tag, Frau Schmetterling. 469 00:22:31,024 --> 00:22:33,627 I figured, you'd show up to our little barbecue. 470 00:22:33,907 --> 00:22:35,033 It's not one of ours. 471 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,255 Yeah, when we didn't see any anvils 472 00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:39,841 or guys with pianos on their heads we figured 473 00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:42,403 this was a little too upscale for the Guild. 474 00:22:42,756 --> 00:22:44,137 You... know anything? 475 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,931 The antagonist is Brickfrog. 476 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,641 He was a Guild Willy Loman 477 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,143 punching the clock till a couple days ago. 478 00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:51,979 I don't know how he pulled this off. 479 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,271 Who's the protagonist? 480 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:54,982 Professor Vigo Dale. 481 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,733 He was working on a building material 482 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,486 that's supposed to be indestructible. 483 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:02,030 Clearly he didn't use it to build his lab. 484 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,925 Because... Hole. 485 00:23:04,707 --> 00:23:05,909 You can't do that! 486 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,954 Evidence. We need to analyze this. 487 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,498 I'll save you some time. They're dead people. 488 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,874 Analyzed. 489 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,836 Now put 'em down before I put you down. 490 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,438 Where's your money on that? 491 00:23:17,921 --> 00:23:19,256 Brock, all the way. 492 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,317 I'll go twenty bucks on it. 493 00:23:22,019 --> 00:23:24,770 Can't call it. So, you wanna share intel on this? 494 00:23:24,953 --> 00:23:27,305 Yeah, sure but we gotta keep it soft. 495 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:28,598 Off the wire. 496 00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,392 - Too much... - Red tape. Yeah, same here. 497 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:34,271 Okay, why don't you take him back to his haunted castle 498 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,457 and let us get back to work? 499 00:23:39,979 --> 00:23:40,982 Could you take him? 500 00:23:41,082 --> 00:23:42,946 What? Red Death? He's like seventy-three. 501 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:46,116 Are you joking? He scares the crap out of me. 502 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,535 Alright, fine, yeah he's a little... 503 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:52,247 just a little bit scary. 504 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:53,975 Pretty sure I could take him. 505 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,170 Red, what was all that about? 506 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,047 Simply a distraction. 507 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,049 I found this phone on one of the henchmen. 508 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,800 That poor guy's hand was blown off. 509 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,260 No, of course not. 510 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,105 I ripped it off his corpse... 511 00:24:07,205 --> 00:24:10,449 in case he had a fingerprint lock on his phone. 512 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,831 Hibiscus tea with lemon and acai berry? 513 00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:19,175 Thank you... 514 00:24:19,907 --> 00:24:20,909 Hench...? 515 00:24:21,009 --> 00:24:22,444 You call them Acolytes. 516 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,547 Thousands of them are at your disposal. 517 00:24:24,669 --> 00:24:27,324 Just bring up the ARCH app on your phone and enter an amount. 518 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,468 Voila, instant army. 519 00:24:30,059 --> 00:24:32,555 Watch this... Acolyte, Kill! 520 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,082 Oh, my God! What the fuck! 521 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,809 Acolyte, stop! 522 00:24:37,092 --> 00:24:38,310 Go ahead and give her a kick. 523 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,088 Just go ahead and kick her... right in the throat meat. 524 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,756 - Hard as you want. - What? No. 525 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,509 I... I don't want to kick anyone in the... throat meat. 526 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,987 Your loss. 527 00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:50,114 Can I get a refresh! 528 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:55,161 One hundred thousand vanquished! 529 00:24:55,403 --> 00:24:56,611 Great job, team. Now let's get back work. 530 00:24:56,711 --> 00:24:57,955 Our clients need us. 531 00:24:58,055 --> 00:25:00,983 There are one one hundred thousand rivalries in this city? 532 00:25:01,705 --> 00:25:03,902 City? ARCH is global. 533 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,113 Seven continents, seven seas, and five oceans. 534 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,781 ARCH is the largest and most effective 535 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,616 antagonist solution resource known. 536 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,452 By who? I've never even heard of ARCH. 537 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,538 Because we're perfect. 538 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,332 Quiet, efficient, deadly. 539 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,126 We work behind the scenes for you. 540 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:22,796 You get all the glory, and we do all the dirty work. 541 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,840 Let me show you around. 542 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,925 So, what do you need? 543 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,427 This isn't the Guild of Calamitous Intent, 544 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,596 this is ARCH. We're here to help you. 545 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:32,848 You need a grapple gun? 546 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,599 Voila, grapple gun brought to you 547 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:36,143 by focused beam teleportation 548 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,854 exacted by thought-accessed inventory request. 549 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:42,607 In short, if you can think of it, we can get it for you. 550 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:43,859 It's an ARCH exclusive. 551 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,153 Totally want that grapple gun. 552 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,779 So, what do you need? 553 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,073 Or did life already give you everything. 554 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,075 Never made a misstep or a bad choice. 555 00:25:52,255 --> 00:25:55,829 Perfect life. Or do you want more? 556 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:59,082 You deserve everything and I want to give it to you. 557 00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:02,586 This is your moment to finally have it all. 558 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,337 What do you need? 559 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,964 Malcolm. 560 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,424 Debra. 561 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,009 Name it, Malcolm. 562 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,011 What do you need? 563 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,888 Well, for starters, new costumes, 564 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,764 and two of those sliding poles! 565 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,951 Like, for firemen, you know, in batmen. 566 00:26:17,303 --> 00:26:18,360 All yours. 567 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:21,146 Just pull out your porn-stuffed phone and hit "accept." 568 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,772 It'll load everything you need. 569 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,442 We've done all the intel, we've done all the research. 570 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,194 We know what you want... 571 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,196 even if you don't. 572 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,024 Give me your phone. 573 00:26:31,606 --> 00:26:32,609 Don't go into the gallery. 574 00:26:32,709 --> 00:26:34,427 I'm not gonna look at your porn. 575 00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,660 You have no idea how much you don't wanna see his porn. 576 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,140 Just scroll down to the bottom and hit "accept." 577 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:43,974 Done. 578 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:47,714 Alright, Chicago! 579 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,090 Makin' good time. 580 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,509 We get an early start tomorrow, we'll there by mid-day. 581 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:52,928 W... Wait, we're gonna stop? 582 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,013 We can't stop! What about Hank? 583 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,848 Shoulda thought of that before you poached the pooty. 584 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,350 "Poached the p... poo..."? 585 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,935 Stealing your own brother's girlfriend, man. 586 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,437 - That's lowdown. - You told? 587 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,397 Don't you have a vow of secrecy or something? 588 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,566 I am not your Catholic priest. 589 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,068 Know what kinda people do that? 590 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,070 Take other folks' lives for their own? 591 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,464 Vampire people. 592 00:27:12,046 --> 00:27:14,199 Don't be so hard on the boy, Jefferson. 593 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,533 He's tormented enough. 594 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,553 Alright, sorry. 595 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:19,996 I'm just beat. 596 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,099 I got a place we can crash nearby. 597 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,842 This does not look like a motel. 598 00:27:32,972 --> 00:27:35,762 You want to work pro-bono, we can't afford one. 599 00:27:35,882 --> 00:27:38,616 This was my old base of operations back in the day. 600 00:27:39,798 --> 00:27:41,559 I like your new place better. 601 00:27:41,659 --> 00:27:43,079 Jefferson Twilight! 602 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,165 What're you doing here? 603 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,235 Clayton! 604 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,028 Just passing though on our way to Colorado. 605 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,947 Got any room for some overnight guests? 606 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,615 We've still got your room. 607 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,737 C'mon the heck up, fellas. 608 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:03,873 So, you two must be the rest of the famous Order of the Triad. 609 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,667 Only myself. 610 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:09,522 Our tertiary member is back at our New York headquarters. 611 00:28:10,204 --> 00:28:11,673 The boy here is our... 612 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,150 client. 613 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,654 Heya, Seth. S'up? 614 00:28:17,436 --> 00:28:18,805 Hey, Jefferson! 615 00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:20,825 Long time. 616 00:28:21,407 --> 00:28:22,434 Shit. 617 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,103 Guys! We have roaches! 618 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:28,374 So are you guys, like... Mr. Jefferson's old team? 619 00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:31,151 - Nah, no, no, no, we were never a team. - We're not a team. 620 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,862 It's more of a shared live work space deal. 621 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:37,157 We're all obsessive loners who need the space and privacy 622 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,366 of an abandoned factory. 623 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:40,410 But like to keep expenses down. 624 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,245 And here you are. 625 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:43,447 Just like you left it. 626 00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:44,914 Thanks, again, man. 627 00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:47,083 Hey, you wanna grab a nightcap before we turn in? 628 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,002 Nah, you know me. 629 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,604 Night's my busy time. 630 00:28:55,216 --> 00:28:56,384 Think you packed enough stuff? 631 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,012 One must be prepared for anything. 632 00:28:59,132 --> 00:29:01,765 And my cloak gets all wrinkly if I wear it in the car. 633 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,308 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 634 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,185 I'll take the couch. You two can share the bed. 635 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,754 We're leavin' at first light. 636 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:08,980 Hey. 637 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,333 You blocked my battle van in. 638 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:23,870 Gracias, señor! 639 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,455 Okay, Hank. 640 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,099 Ready for this? 641 00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:29,393 Well, that's new. 642 00:29:30,576 --> 00:29:32,128 Didn't plan for this contingency. 643 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:33,543 If only I'd packed my grapple gun. 644 00:29:33,643 --> 00:29:35,132 Damn it! We should turn back. 645 00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:36,911 I got this one. 646 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,015 What the...? 647 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,726 W... What happened to it all? 648 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,163 A... All those memories! My whole life! 649 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,564 And it's just one big... 650 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:53,358 nothing-hole? 651 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,568 All the answers are right in front of you. 652 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,463 You just gotta look. 653 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,617 Scamp! 654 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,370 Here, boy! Here, Scamp! 655 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,038 Alright, you really gotta pound that hip in there. 656 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,332 Break his balance. You can't just pull the guy over. 657 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,292 You have to roll him over your hip. 658 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,919 Mecha-Shiva! Mecha-Shiva! 659 00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:15,046 You are an Immortal. 660 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,714 Like, the Highlander? 661 00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:20,510 Yes, like the Highlander. 662 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:23,280 We are clones, Hank. 663 00:30:23,483 --> 00:30:26,841 Dean, that is... awesome! 664 00:30:27,503 --> 00:30:29,102 Dance! Dance, little man! 665 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,854 - I think we're being shut down! - Jacket! 666 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,383 Employee Dean, isn't that your make-believe girlfriend? 667 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:34,566 Oh, crap! Where? 668 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,652 Ma Venture didn't raise no fools. 669 00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,598 W... We don't have a mom, Hank. 670 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,425 We don't have a mom, Hank. 671 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,745 We don't have a mom. 672 00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:50,057 Mom... 673 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:54,961 Are you talking about my mom? 674 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,713 Yeah. Damn it, Hank, you're missing my point! 675 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,089 What was my mom's name? 676 00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,650 It's Bobbi St. Simone! 677 00:31:01,502 --> 00:31:03,253 - Bobbi? - Bobbi St. Simone! 678 00:31:03,353 --> 00:31:04,387 That's a dumb name! 679 00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:06,139 She was an actress! 680 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,808 She was an actress... 681 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:12,812 Halt! In the name of the Office of Secret Intelligence! 682 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:15,833 Bobbi St. Simone. She was an actress. 683 00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:18,276 Hank? Dude, what're you, high? 684 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,236 - D... Dermott? - Dude, what're you doing here? 685 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:21,654 I totally coulda shot you. 686 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,490 W... With a super-soaker? 687 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:26,409 It's not a... I haven't got my lethal firearms rating yet! 688 00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:28,369 Friggin' red tape and shit. 689 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:31,581 But it is filled with pee and I am authorized to... 690 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:35,668 Dermott! Listen, I need your help! 691 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,355 Fuck, yeah! We're gettin' the band back together! 692 00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:42,592 Testing... One, two... 693 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,344 One, two, three... 694 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,055 Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, 695 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,641 VenTech is proud to present 696 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:54,020 its revolutionary new product... The Helper Pod! 697 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,647 The cutting edge of... 698 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,956 Are we in still love with that name? 699 00:31:57,056 --> 00:31:58,459 "Helper Pod"? 700 00:31:58,611 --> 00:31:59,901 The name stays. 701 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,028 Ain't changin' all these slides again. 702 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:04,614 Maybe we shorten it to... "Help Pod"? 703 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:05,865 That's catchier, right? 704 00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:08,618 Nah, nah, sounds like "Hell Pod." 705 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:09,869 Wasn't asking you, Hatred. 706 00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:11,621 Aren't you done down there yet? 707 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,457 It'd go a heckuva lot faster if I had get a li'l help here... 708 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:15,708 fellas. 709 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,001 Where do you two think you're going? 710 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:19,546 My mom made chicken piccata! 711 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,130 And if you want this thing ready by tomorrow 712 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,715 morning, which is impossible, 713 00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:25,969 by the way, we're gonna need to fuel up for an all-nighter. 714 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,262 Well, hide that thing under your coat. 715 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:30,139 There might be paparazzi outside! 716 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:32,701 And make your mother sign an NDA! 717 00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:06,689 What? What's the problem? 718 00:33:06,789 --> 00:33:09,988 Dude, our suits have giant outie belly buttons! 719 00:33:11,211 --> 00:33:14,009 They're worse than the nipple suit in "Batman Forever"! 720 00:33:14,491 --> 00:33:16,912 And they catch the light when you gyrate! 721 00:33:17,194 --> 00:33:18,497 It's a horror show! 722 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:25,462 - Yes! - Yes! 723 00:33:31,456 --> 00:33:32,639 Zing! 724 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,496 Swimming. 725 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,393 Garçon! 726 00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:39,292 What's on tonight's menu? 727 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,544 For the main course, our chef recommends stealing 728 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,480 Dr. Venture's latest invention. 729 00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:45,858 That sounds tasty. 730 00:33:46,110 --> 00:33:48,134 That comes with one battle-tank garnished 731 00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:50,928 with a top mounted laser that shoots your logo. 732 00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:53,657 And it's served with a side of five armed henchmen. 733 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,183 How about ten? 734 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,952 I've worked up quite an appetite. 735 00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:59,604 Excellent choice, sir. Ten. 736 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,582 Shall I put your order in? 737 00:34:02,364 --> 00:34:03,524 Absolutely. 738 00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:05,711 I am famished. 739 00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:26,231 # You gotta follow that bikini! # 740 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:31,653 # Follow that bikini! # 741 00:34:34,735 --> 00:34:36,585 Dude, for real? 742 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:48,796 That's her! 743 00:34:49,138 --> 00:34:50,816 She's hot! I'd do her. 744 00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,684 Dude! That's my mom! 745 00:34:53,086 --> 00:34:55,703 Why? Cuz Chewbacca told you in a dream? 746 00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:58,473 He wasn't Chewbacca, he was Mark Hand the Catchman, 747 00:34:58,573 --> 00:34:59,707 as played by The Action Man. 748 00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:01,542 And it wasn't a dream. 749 00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:02,977 It was Coma Town. 750 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:06,731 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know this chick! 751 00:35:06,954 --> 00:35:08,549 What? You do? 752 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:10,342 Yeah, yeah. 753 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,736 Hold on here. 754 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:14,054 Yep. Yeah, fuckin' knew it! 755 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:15,198 Check it out. 756 00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:17,516 This proves it! 757 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,643 They totally XO'ed each other! 758 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,145 Wait, why do you have this? 759 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:24,273 Hey, Fictel! Fictel! 760 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:25,607 Who the heck is that? 761 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,735 Nuthin', he's just a crazy old hippie 762 00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:30,070 who's always trespassing on the compound. 763 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:33,824 You're the trespasser, ya sticky-fingered little fascist! 764 00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:36,076 Hey, it's Old Man Potter. 765 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,787 He lives in that haunted house on the edge of the compound. 766 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:40,372 Hi, Mr. Potter! 767 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,751 Ben. M'name's Ben. Not Potter. 768 00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:45,461 - How many times I gotta... - Dude, we're busy! 769 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:49,089 - Whaddya need? - Polyphase Venturilium converter? 770 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,049 Blue, kinda looks like a car battery 771 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,342 with a funnel on one end? 772 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:55,697 - 'Bout yay big? - Fine. One sec'. 773 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:04,438 Think fast, old man. 774 00:36:04,538 --> 00:36:07,250 Who... Damn it! How much? 775 00:36:07,552 --> 00:36:08,609 I dunno... Like two hundred? 776 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,862 Two hundred? Why, you greedy little... 777 00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:14,615 Fine. Put it... 778 00:36:14,715 --> 00:36:16,950 Put it on my tab. 779 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,178 Minus the beer! 780 00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:22,640 Dermott, did you steal all this stuff from our compound? 781 00:36:23,053 --> 00:36:24,458 Excuse me? I secured it. 782 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:25,834 For the O.S.I.! 783 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,085 They don't want your dad's old tech 784 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,087 falling into the wrong hands. 785 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:32,132 Sure. Can we get back to my Mommy Quest? 786 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:35,236 Maybe one of these videos'll tell me where she is now. 787 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:44,061 We all know animals make wonderful companions. 788 00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,980 But far too many of them are being turned into 789 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,026 sidekicks and hench-beasts every day, 790 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,612 and they need your help. 791 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:56,174 Hello, I'm Bobbi St. Simone. 792 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,458 I saw him again! 793 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,168 With the awful Fictel boy. 794 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,920 He's inching closer to his fate! 795 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,046 We must stop him! 796 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,649 We haven't a moment to lose! 797 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,312 Gimme a second. I think I pulled something. 798 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,189 Shouldn'a come back here, Hunter. 799 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:32,418 Chi-Town belongs to the Blood Brothers now! 800 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,947 Get in the Blood Vessel! 801 00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,216 Yes, sir! 802 00:37:39,058 --> 00:37:42,327 - You, too, O. - Nay, we shall fight them together! 803 00:37:42,447 --> 00:37:44,180 Magic cloak, I thee invoke! 804 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:49,167 Your magic don't work on us, fool! 805 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,062 - Is that true? - 'Fraid so. 806 00:37:51,284 --> 00:37:52,440 You might wanna... 807 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:53,982 Off I go! 808 00:38:06,104 --> 00:38:07,412 No! Lock everything! 809 00:38:07,754 --> 00:38:08,812 Can they turn into? 810 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:11,156 Can they get in through the air conditioner? 811 00:38:11,409 --> 00:38:14,902 - Oh, no! - Orpheus, clean that bug off my windshield! 812 00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:16,236 Clean what...? 813 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,755 Oh, yes. 814 00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:21,656 Holy water. 815 00:38:22,109 --> 00:38:23,344 Whoa, now! 816 00:38:25,044 --> 00:38:26,681 No, no, no, no. 817 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:40,570 No, no, no, no, no, no! 818 00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:46,266 The Hunter's mine! 819 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:49,311 But first... we make him watch while we turn his friends 820 00:38:49,411 --> 00:38:51,104 into that which he hates the most. 821 00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:52,689 Oh, you can try. 822 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:55,543 But I don't think they can pull off that New Jack style. 823 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,571 Hey, no fair! 824 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,749 Did that son of a bitch just bail on us? 825 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,955 Unhand my friends, blood-suckers! 826 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:10,391 Nah, you don't get to do that. 827 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:15,545 W... What the hell is that? 828 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,798 Wha... What the fuck is that shit? 829 00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:19,508 An' you all are getting killed by this? 830 00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:21,927 You're really gonna let that thing kick your ass. 831 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,971 Move, move, move! You wanna get bit? Let's go! 832 00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,899 - I knew it. I knew. You all are punks! - Move your narrow ass! 833 00:39:25,999 --> 00:39:27,604 Everybody is getting... You getting fucked up, too? 834 00:39:27,704 --> 00:39:29,593 Now you gettin' fucked up! now you gettin' fucked up! 835 00:39:29,693 --> 00:39:30,984 Wait a minute. It's comin' over here. 836 00:39:31,084 --> 00:39:32,481 Now I'm gettin' fucked up! 837 00:39:35,126 --> 00:39:36,129 That was so close! 838 00:39:36,229 --> 00:39:39,403 So nice of your old team to lend us a hand back there. 839 00:39:39,553 --> 00:39:41,609 I told you, we were never a team! 840 00:39:41,709 --> 00:39:44,658 Wh... Wha...? 841 00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:45,826 It's The Police! 842 00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:47,494 Oh, my God! It's The Police! 843 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,787 It's not The Police! 844 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,080 Of course it's The Police! 845 00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,665 It's so obviously The Police! 846 00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:53,583 Toto! It's Toto! 847 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,793 Everyone knows it's Toto! 848 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,170 Toto? Toto did "Rosanna"! 849 00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,232 "Roxanne" is The Police! 850 00:40:00,654 --> 00:40:01,859 Right! 851 00:40:02,642 --> 00:40:04,302 Ya see where I got it all mixed up. 852 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,114 "Roxanne"... "Rosanna"... I mean... 853 00:40:07,996 --> 00:40:10,642 Alright, let's just... siege. 854 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:13,020 Ya know, they're both really great songs. 855 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,354 Now I'm way off my game. 856 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:15,689 Yeah, you really dug in there. 857 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:17,274 I don't know why I dig in like that. 858 00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,502 - You really dig in. - I just dig in. 859 00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:21,087 Alright! Okay! 860 00:40:22,309 --> 00:40:23,311 Shake it off. 861 00:40:23,411 --> 00:40:24,611 Laser cannon ready! 862 00:40:24,711 --> 00:40:27,552 Okay, okay, okay, okay, 'kay. 863 00:40:27,704 --> 00:40:30,555 No, no, I... I really don't wanna do the speech. 864 00:40:30,707 --> 00:40:33,331 - Fire? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, fire. Whatever. 865 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,709 - Dude, come on. - Fine! 866 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,228 For you. 867 00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:38,604 Fire! 868 00:40:43,009 --> 00:40:44,377 We can't fit through that. 869 00:40:44,704 --> 00:40:47,220 Great siege! This is great! 870 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,430 Don't blame me! 871 00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:50,741 That's a really delicate logo. 872 00:40:51,224 --> 00:40:54,370 Okay, it's my fault we can't fit through our logo? 873 00:40:55,652 --> 00:40:57,707 There is a breach in sector A-11. 874 00:40:58,149 --> 00:40:59,241 Wha...? 875 00:41:00,214 --> 00:41:01,377 Come on! 876 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,463 Penthouse Emergency Mode! 877 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:06,104 Come on! 878 00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:09,468 I gotta take the ding-dong stairs! 879 00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:12,537 Seriously? 880 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,872 It's the middle of the night, 881 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,916 my husband snuck out, now I gotta... 882 00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:17,584 Wh... What? 883 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,002 Why are you all looking at me weird? 884 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,088 Welcome to ARCH headquarters. 885 00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:23,006 Or what's left of it, at least. 886 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,175 We de-encrypted the data from the phone 887 00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:27,177 we took off that agent. 888 00:41:27,277 --> 00:41:29,554 It led us right here. 889 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:30,990 I'm sorry Madam. 890 00:41:31,127 --> 00:41:33,975 For what? Come on. What's going on? 891 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:35,685 - This is weird. - I'll say it. 892 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:39,147 We've got tons of evidence here that closes this case. 893 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,566 And it all leads to you. 894 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,318 W... What are you talking about? 895 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:44,921 You're not serious, right? 896 00:41:45,425 --> 00:41:47,531 We're dead serious. 897 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:48,865 That's you. 898 00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:51,243 This is a hard one to get out of. 899 00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:56,039 And this video's just one tube of lube in an orgy of evidence. 900 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:59,126 The Guild and the O.S.I. both have enough on you 901 00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:01,920 to hang you for treason. 902 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,171 This is a set up! 903 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,483 You can't possibly think I did this! 904 00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:07,259 Be fucking reasonable! 905 00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,969 It's all right here. 906 00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:11,096 The evidence speaks for itself. 907 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:13,223 It's too bad that we can't find you. 908 00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:14,933 You're just too clever. 909 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,643 You slipped away. 910 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:19,729 But we will hunt you down. 911 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:24,307 I'm sorry, Sheila, but you're gonna have to run away. 912 00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:25,410 What? 913 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:29,507 Run! 914 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:09,338 Dude, our ride just left with our troops. 915 00:43:09,931 --> 00:43:11,090 Come on now! 916 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,909 You know, we should just take an L on this crap. 917 00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,219 ARCH fuckin' sucks. 918 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,668 We got played. 919 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,472 Nobody... 920 00:43:18,655 --> 00:43:20,766 No... Nobody move. 921 00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:23,894 So many stairs. 922 00:43:24,277 --> 00:43:25,503 Suck on this, fatty! 923 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,130 Feel the sting of the... 924 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:28,774 Oh, shi... 925 00:43:46,886 --> 00:43:49,069 Hey... Hey... Hey, time out! 926 00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,613 I think it's an Amber alert or a silver alert. 927 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:54,091 Is no one else getting this? 928 00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:00,580 Right about now... 929 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,583 What did...? What're ya...? 930 00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,585 What is this now? 931 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:10,423 Emcee Rob Base and D.J. E-Z Rock. 932 00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:11,650 Hit it! 933 00:45:19,530 --> 00:45:21,328 Three o'clock, Brock of Seagulls. 934 00:45:21,428 --> 00:45:23,455 Isn't that your house? 935 00:45:23,555 --> 00:45:25,182 Holy fuck! 936 00:45:25,355 --> 00:45:28,293 Pilot! Follow that... 937 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:29,854 skyscraper! 938 00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:36,551 Doc! Are you okay? 939 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:38,303 What the hell is going on over there? 940 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:39,512 I'm fine. 941 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:41,306 Hatred pulled the alarm or something. 942 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,849 You know how paranoid he can get. 943 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,726 Paranoid? Do you not...? What the...? 944 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:46,495 Have you looked out a window? 945 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,521 No, silly-billy, I'm in the panic room. 946 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:51,566 - There aren't any win... - Go look out the fuckin' window! 947 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,919 Fine. 948 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:57,864 Second night in a row I'm getting no sleep 949 00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,282 because of you people. 950 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:01,493 Okay, what am I supposed to be looking at, 951 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,661 a double rainbow or something? 952 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,264 All I see is... 953 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,673 - Hey, Helper! - Helper! 954 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,092 Stop the music! 955 00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,427 It's not working. Hit the power button! 956 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,137 - That racket! - I'm hitting the power button! 957 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:24,299 Don't just whack it, you gotta hold it down for three seconds! 958 00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:27,769 Party's over, laddies. 959 00:46:27,869 --> 00:46:29,747 I... It's not a party, we're working. 960 00:46:29,899 --> 00:46:33,358 And that's why we don't bring our super-science work home with us! 961 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,692 Ma, don't clean. 962 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,736 White'll do it. Just a quick tidy... 963 00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:38,883 No, Ma, please. 964 00:46:41,105 --> 00:46:42,700 Doc! I was about to call you. 965 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,429 We absolutely cannot launch tomorrow! 966 00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:49,124 We're way past "launch." 967 00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:52,544 I apologize for that kerfuffle back there. 968 00:46:52,644 --> 00:46:56,256 We know you're innocent, so we gave you the chance to prove it. 969 00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:58,400 And you're a talking horse? Great. 970 00:46:58,533 --> 00:47:01,761 No, it's me, Red Death, but I'm a horse, too. 971 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:04,806 D... Daisy is connected to me by a neurotransmitter. 972 00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:06,408 We are one. 973 00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:07,767 I understand... Wait. 974 00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:09,894 You named a flaming hell-horse "Daisy"? 975 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,272 No, my daughter Lila named me. 976 00:47:12,372 --> 00:47:15,942 I wanted to call me Lady Disaster. 977 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,194 But in retrospect it's more of a name for band. 978 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,238 Well, Daisy, where are we going? 979 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:22,740 I've got good news and bad news. 980 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,034 - Which do you want first? - I need some good news. 981 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:27,412 A rental agreement found at the remains of ARCH 982 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:30,039 led to a woman called Mantilla. 983 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,584 I'm riding you to her apartment now. 984 00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:34,752 Is it riding? Or am I flying you there? 985 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,671 Carrying, maybe? Riding's fine. 986 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,131 What's the bad news? 987 00:47:38,231 --> 00:47:39,924 Your husband's joined ARCH, and he appears 988 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,885 to be flying a building to the moon. 989 00:47:41,985 --> 00:47:45,388 - What? - And there is an O.S.I. Interceptor about to shoot us down. 990 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:46,615 Hang on! 991 00:47:56,133 --> 00:47:58,711 Dermott Fictel! We need your help! 992 00:47:58,823 --> 00:48:01,863 No, you need to learn to use a friggin' door, dude. 993 00:48:01,963 --> 00:48:03,198 Get outta my room! 994 00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:04,949 Time is of the essence. 995 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,160 Where is Hank Venture? 996 00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:08,995 - I ain't seen him. - Liar! 997 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,723 Pants aflame! 998 00:48:10,835 --> 00:48:13,374 His psychic residue permeates the air about you! 999 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:14,792 I sense it still! 1000 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,003 Yeah, I dropped a big deuce before you got here, 1001 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,555 you're probably smellin' that. 1002 00:48:18,655 --> 00:48:20,507 Wh...? Foul boy! 1003 00:48:20,607 --> 00:48:23,193 Master Venture is in grave danger! 1004 00:48:23,326 --> 00:48:25,146 Tell us where he is, Dermott! 1005 00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:29,182 What is this? The Good Cop-Unabomber routine? 1006 00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:30,683 Well, I ain't no snitch. 1007 00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:31,952 Where is Hank? 1008 00:48:33,105 --> 00:48:35,188 Alright, fine! He went to look for your mom. 1009 00:48:35,288 --> 00:48:37,207 Bullpucky! We don't have a mom! 1010 00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:41,987 W... We Googled her! She's down the road in some shitty zoo! 1011 00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:43,131 D... Dean? 1012 00:48:48,334 --> 00:48:50,129 It's starting. I can feel it! 1013 00:48:50,229 --> 00:48:51,528 I... I'm turning. 1014 00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:53,374 Th... The change! 1015 00:48:53,474 --> 00:48:54,611 Oh, God! 1016 00:48:56,393 --> 00:48:58,587 What's eatin' him? 1017 00:48:58,687 --> 00:49:00,273 What shitty zoo? 1018 00:49:06,862 --> 00:49:08,222 This is crazy. 1019 00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:09,848 Your whole life you've wondered about her, 1020 00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:12,043 and she's been right here the whole time? 1021 00:49:12,225 --> 00:49:14,061 This was the place in the video. 1022 00:49:14,161 --> 00:49:16,397 Yeah, but how do you know it's her joint? 1023 00:49:16,497 --> 00:49:17,773 She was an actress. 1024 00:49:17,873 --> 00:49:19,733 'Coulda been jobbing on a commercial gig. 1025 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,193 She's here. 1026 00:49:21,293 --> 00:49:23,922 I can just feel it. 1027 00:49:25,184 --> 00:49:26,532 Looks like it's closed. 1028 00:49:26,632 --> 00:49:28,826 That's-a never stop you before. 1029 00:49:28,926 --> 00:49:30,911 Love can-a open all-a doors. 1030 00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:33,372 Go! Meet-a you mama! 1031 00:49:33,472 --> 00:49:34,665 You sure you want to do that? 1032 00:49:34,765 --> 00:49:36,601 This woman abandoned you! 1033 00:49:36,804 --> 00:49:37,960 What do you know? 1034 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,646 Batman's mom's dead. 1035 00:49:42,292 --> 00:49:43,424 Some mystery. 1036 00:49:43,524 --> 00:49:45,305 I always thought the missing mom'd turn out to be 1037 00:49:45,405 --> 00:49:47,862 the Queen of Atlantis or some other swell. 1038 00:49:48,305 --> 00:49:49,854 I had-a my money on-a 1039 00:49:49,954 --> 00:49:52,600 "she was-a trapped in-a the quantum realm." 1040 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:55,245 I thought she is prostitute. 1041 00:50:07,506 --> 00:50:08,967 M... Mom? 1042 00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:14,955 Buddy, no! 1043 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:16,516 Go play your drums. 1044 00:50:24,539 --> 00:50:26,592 If it isn't Hank Venture. 1045 00:50:26,692 --> 00:50:28,677 You're younger than I expected. 1046 00:50:28,777 --> 00:50:30,512 Y... You were expecting me? 1047 00:50:30,612 --> 00:50:33,474 I've come to. Is your brother with you? 1048 00:50:33,574 --> 00:50:35,160 We had a... falling out. 1049 00:50:35,842 --> 00:50:37,370 That's a shame. 1050 00:50:37,518 --> 00:50:38,979 Family is... 1051 00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:40,397 It's everything really. 1052 00:50:40,497 --> 00:50:42,691 Is that supposed to be a fucking joke? 1053 00:50:42,791 --> 00:50:43,852 Language, Hank. 1054 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,319 Language, shmanguage! 1055 00:50:45,419 --> 00:50:48,673 Where have you been all my life? 1056 00:50:50,086 --> 00:50:51,143 Right. 1057 00:50:52,176 --> 00:50:55,680 'Guess you're gonna want to hear the whole sordid story? 1058 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:59,833 Alright, Doc, we figured out what's going on. 1059 00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:01,627 The magnets in the Pods' speakers 1060 00:51:01,727 --> 00:51:04,046 are made of cutting edge super-conductors. 1061 00:51:04,146 --> 00:51:06,399 And, thanks to a software glitch... 1062 00:51:06,582 --> 00:51:08,592 - It's not my fault. - It's your fault. 1063 00:51:08,692 --> 00:51:10,552 When the volume goes up, so do they 1064 00:51:10,652 --> 00:51:13,305 by generating a powerful magnetic field. 1065 00:51:13,405 --> 00:51:15,015 It's actually kind of amazing. 1066 00:51:15,115 --> 00:51:19,061 We accidentally built a miniature anti-gravity engine. 1067 00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:20,854 Go Team Venture. 1068 00:51:20,954 --> 00:51:22,314 So can White fix the glitch? 1069 00:51:22,414 --> 00:51:23,691 Not a problem. 1070 00:51:23,791 --> 00:51:25,512 If I could get into the software that is. 1071 00:51:25,612 --> 00:51:28,421 But someone locked me out of the system, so... 1072 00:51:28,524 --> 00:51:30,864 - Problem. - So what do I do? Cut the power? 1073 00:51:30,964 --> 00:51:32,366 That's the last thing you want to do! 1074 00:51:32,466 --> 00:51:34,969 VenTech would plummet like a bag of hot rocks! 1075 00:51:35,132 --> 00:51:38,247 Or, you know, a five hundred thousand ton skyscraper. 1076 00:51:38,347 --> 00:51:40,249 Exactly why I'm getting the hell out of here, 1077 00:51:40,349 --> 00:51:41,750 if Hatred would get his fat ass 1078 00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:43,161 up to the hangar already. 1079 00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:48,048 I... Stairs... 1080 00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:50,234 Doc, from that height, if VenTech crashes down 1081 00:51:50,334 --> 00:51:52,136 it'll take out half of Manhattan! 1082 00:51:52,236 --> 00:51:54,354 Well, I definitely don't want to be in it when that happens. 1083 00:51:54,454 --> 00:51:55,959 No, you can't let that happen! 1084 00:51:56,059 --> 00:51:58,892 Y... Y... You just can't bail, you have to fix this! 1085 00:51:58,992 --> 00:52:01,228 You have a responsibility, we all do! 1086 00:52:01,328 --> 00:52:02,813 This is our fault! 1087 00:52:02,913 --> 00:52:05,232 I didn't even want to make these goddamn things! 1088 00:52:05,332 --> 00:52:08,569 You people talked me into this "lifestyle products" crap! 1089 00:52:08,669 --> 00:52:11,155 I was happier as a middling super-scientist 1090 00:52:11,255 --> 00:52:12,632 in the middle of nowhere! 1091 00:52:14,007 --> 00:52:15,902 You done feeling sorry for yourself? 1092 00:52:16,604 --> 00:52:18,555 Yeah. What do we do? 1093 00:52:18,687 --> 00:52:21,540 Your only hope is to shut the Helper pods down manually, 1094 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,501 one by one, until you start to level off. 1095 00:52:24,601 --> 00:52:28,380 Then gradually turn more off to control your descent. 1096 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,025 Okay. And how do I do that? 1097 00:52:32,238 --> 00:52:35,053 We've found shooting them to be pretty effective. 1098 00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:38,398 Yeah, but the thing is, with all that electromagnetic energy... 1099 00:52:38,657 --> 00:52:40,684 Doc? Doc? 1100 00:52:40,784 --> 00:52:42,603 Billy? Hello, Billy? 1101 00:52:42,703 --> 00:52:43,937 I lost you. 1102 00:52:44,037 --> 00:52:45,067 Hello? 1103 00:52:46,839 --> 00:52:48,445 You get all that, Hatred? 1104 00:52:48,727 --> 00:52:51,278 Turn around and head back downstairs. 1105 00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,798 I'll meet you by the mezzanine elevator. 1106 00:52:56,967 --> 00:52:58,160 - Hey, hey, hey! - Help us! 1107 00:52:58,260 --> 00:52:59,495 - Help us! - Get us outta here! 1108 00:52:59,595 --> 00:53:01,831 - Help us, baldy! - Please take us with you! 1109 00:53:03,155 --> 00:53:05,959 You're gonna shoot 'em down? You can't do that! 1110 00:53:06,059 --> 00:53:08,629 If it's between them and millions of citizens 1111 00:53:08,729 --> 00:53:11,507 nestled snuggly in their beds, I can and will. 1112 00:53:11,607 --> 00:53:13,842 The second they tumble into Uncle Sam's airspace. 1113 00:53:13,942 --> 00:53:15,177 Just give me a chance. 1114 00:53:15,277 --> 00:53:17,207 Put me in a shuttle and get me up there! 1115 00:53:17,307 --> 00:53:18,606 No dice, Samson. 1116 00:53:18,706 --> 00:53:21,517 This is one cluster you can't un-fuck with a Bowie knife. 1117 00:53:21,617 --> 00:53:23,310 ARCH ain't playing by the rules. 1118 00:53:23,410 --> 00:53:25,196 We're in uncharted territory here. 1119 00:53:25,488 --> 00:53:26,772 Not entirely true, Sir. 1120 00:53:26,872 --> 00:53:29,733 September 1962, Fantastic Four number six. 1121 00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,652 Dr. Doom lifted the Baxter Building 1122 00:53:31,752 --> 00:53:34,321 into space with a device called... "The Grabber." 1123 00:53:34,421 --> 00:53:36,323 Really? And how'd ol' Reed and F.F. 1124 00:53:36,423 --> 00:53:38,075 get outta that sticky wicket? 1125 00:53:38,175 --> 00:53:39,284 They had help, sir. 1126 00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:41,638 From Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner. 1127 00:53:42,810 --> 00:53:45,666 Last I checked, Dr. Venture doesn't have one of those, does he? 1128 00:53:45,766 --> 00:53:47,901 No. He's only one of the foremost 1129 00:53:48,001 --> 00:53:49,837 super-scientists on the planet, 1130 00:53:49,937 --> 00:53:52,214 with a seasoned super-soldier at his side 1131 00:53:52,314 --> 00:53:54,675 who used to be one of ours. 1132 00:53:54,775 --> 00:53:57,070 That's a team you can bet on. 1133 00:54:01,010 --> 00:54:02,057 - You guys suck! - You are adorable. 1134 00:54:02,157 --> 00:54:04,309 Fine, if you don't trust them to fix this, 1135 00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:07,406 then trust the agent we have working the ARCH angle. 1136 00:54:07,506 --> 00:54:11,084 If ARCH is pulling the strings here... she'll cut 'em. 1137 00:54:20,467 --> 00:54:21,785 Alright, I'm gonna look around. 1138 00:54:21,885 --> 00:54:22,971 Watch your head. 1139 00:54:25,938 --> 00:54:29,657 Looks like an episode of "Intervention" in here. 1140 00:54:29,757 --> 00:54:32,480 Or an episode of "C.S.I." 1141 00:54:32,612 --> 00:54:35,549 Man, someone is obsessed with your husband. 1142 00:54:35,649 --> 00:54:37,718 Oh, my God. How'd she even get these? 1143 00:54:37,818 --> 00:54:39,845 That's a picture of us eating dinner. 1144 00:54:39,945 --> 00:54:42,365 There's one of you both asleep in your bed. 1145 00:54:42,707 --> 00:54:44,224 It's like she was always there. 1146 00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:46,435 I was. 1147 00:54:46,535 --> 00:54:48,979 I was there for all of it. 1148 00:54:49,079 --> 00:54:52,232 It should have been me. 1149 00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:54,585 You dropped your gun when you landed on me. 1150 00:54:54,908 --> 00:54:56,403 Nice job, you two. 1151 00:54:56,503 --> 00:54:58,655 Now the knife you keep in your boot, please. 1152 00:54:58,755 --> 00:55:00,032 I know you. 1153 00:55:00,132 --> 00:55:01,909 You're that girl that my husband used to date. 1154 00:55:02,009 --> 00:55:04,303 Debbie, right? You're Debbie! 1155 00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:06,663 Trying to erase me and steal my husband? 1156 00:55:06,763 --> 00:55:09,249 Okay, first of all, it's Debra, not Debbie, 1157 00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:11,335 and second of all, you got it all wrong. 1158 00:55:11,435 --> 00:55:14,379 The crime scene cliché here tells a different story. 1159 00:55:14,479 --> 00:55:16,798 Yeah, it started as kind of a checklist, 1160 00:55:16,898 --> 00:55:20,510 then I had all these pictures, then I got some... yarn. 1161 00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:22,346 You never set out to make an "I'm crazy" wall, 1162 00:55:22,446 --> 00:55:23,805 but ya know. 1163 00:55:23,905 --> 00:55:25,599 They happen. It's an organic thing. 1164 00:55:25,699 --> 00:55:29,394 You insinuated yourself into the sanctity of matrimony. 1165 00:55:29,494 --> 00:55:32,064 I took some pictures, go cry about it. 1166 00:55:32,164 --> 00:55:34,375 - Who is the talking horse? - Daisy. 1167 00:55:34,618 --> 00:55:37,069 Well, Daisy, why don't you sit down and shut up, 1168 00:55:37,169 --> 00:55:38,946 because this has nothing to do with you. 1169 00:55:39,046 --> 00:55:41,406 And I'm not obsessed with The Monarch. Seriously? 1170 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,104 Right now that evil genius and his brilliant arch enemy 1171 00:55:44,204 --> 00:55:47,204 are flying haplessly into space in overpriced real estate. 1172 00:55:47,304 --> 00:55:48,965 No offense to morons, but... 1173 00:55:49,347 --> 00:55:51,458 your husband is their king. 1174 00:55:51,558 --> 00:55:53,168 I don't know what you even see in him. 1175 00:55:53,268 --> 00:55:54,878 Of course! 1176 00:55:54,978 --> 00:55:56,588 It's you. 1177 00:55:56,688 --> 00:55:59,424 She's obsessed with you. 1178 00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,802 Daisy, seriously, shut your mouth. 1179 00:56:01,902 --> 00:56:04,864 I have no problem shooting a robot horse. 1180 00:56:07,574 --> 00:56:11,186 The year was nineteen-I'd-rather-not-say, 1181 00:56:11,286 --> 00:56:13,605 and I was shooting "Follow That Bikini" 1182 00:56:13,705 --> 00:56:15,649 on the Isotope lot. 1183 00:56:15,809 --> 00:56:17,659 Your grandfather was consulting 1184 00:56:17,759 --> 00:56:20,737 on some hush-hush project on the next sound stage, 1185 00:56:20,837 --> 00:56:24,908 and I guess our little movie piqued his curiosity. 1186 00:56:25,088 --> 00:56:27,828 He told me he knew a much more convincing way 1187 00:56:27,928 --> 00:56:29,371 to make me look invisible, 1188 00:56:29,471 --> 00:56:32,558 and invited me back to his compound to show me. 1189 00:56:35,102 --> 00:56:37,421 Well, it sure was convincing! 1190 00:56:37,521 --> 00:56:39,840 And so was Jonas. 1191 00:56:39,940 --> 00:56:41,508 I ended up staying the night, 1192 00:56:41,608 --> 00:56:44,302 which is how I met your father. 1193 00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:47,472 And that's when you fell in love... and had me and Dean? 1194 00:56:47,572 --> 00:56:48,932 No, cuckoo-pants. 1195 00:56:49,032 --> 00:56:51,518 He was just a little kid at the time. 1196 00:56:51,618 --> 00:56:54,521 Adorable little Rusty. 1197 00:56:54,621 --> 00:56:56,481 Such a sweetie. 1198 00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:58,275 'Little bit sad, too. 1199 00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:01,820 I think he asked if I was his mommy. 1200 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,866 Anyway, "Follow That Bikini" was a certified bomb. 1201 00:57:05,966 --> 00:57:07,868 Talk about a fading star! 1202 00:57:07,968 --> 00:57:10,746 I couldn't even make it through an audition without fading. 1203 00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:15,083 I begged Jonas to fix me, but instead, 1204 00:57:15,261 --> 00:57:18,795 he and his O.S.I. cronies offered me a job. 1205 00:57:18,895 --> 00:57:21,590 And just like that, I went from an actress... 1206 00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:22,758 to a spy. 1207 00:57:22,858 --> 00:57:24,134 Cool! 1208 00:57:24,234 --> 00:57:26,470 It ain't like it is in the movies, kid. 1209 00:57:26,570 --> 00:57:29,014 They threw me to the wolves. 1210 00:57:29,114 --> 00:57:31,308 But I guess they knew their wolves, 1211 00:57:31,488 --> 00:57:35,771 because it wasn't long before I caught the eye of the alpha. 1212 00:57:35,871 --> 00:57:37,981 Force Majeure. 1213 00:57:38,081 --> 00:57:41,234 Number One on the O.S.I.'s Most Wanted List, 1214 00:57:41,334 --> 00:57:43,528 Sovereign of the Guild of Calamitous Intent 1215 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:47,991 and Jonas Venture's arch enemy. 1216 00:57:48,091 --> 00:57:50,428 Gaining his trust was easy-peasy. 1217 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,206 My "special talent" made me a natural for super-crime. 1218 00:57:54,306 --> 00:57:58,794 And truth is, I was attracted the Guild lifestyle... 1219 00:57:58,894 --> 00:58:01,088 and to him, meow. 1220 00:58:01,188 --> 00:58:03,507 It didn't matter how many dumb names 1221 00:58:03,627 --> 00:58:05,884 I crossed off their Most Wanted list, 1222 00:58:06,124 --> 00:58:08,762 the O.S.I. only wanted Force Majeure. 1223 00:58:08,862 --> 00:58:11,765 But how could I betray the man I'd fallen in love with? 1224 00:58:11,865 --> 00:58:13,451 The father of my child? 1225 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:17,771 Force Majeure is my real father? 1226 00:58:17,871 --> 00:58:20,607 No, Hank. I was talking about my daughter. 1227 00:58:20,707 --> 00:58:22,609 I have a sister? 1228 00:58:22,709 --> 00:58:24,361 Does my dad know? 1229 00:58:24,461 --> 00:58:26,863 Your father comes later. 1230 00:58:26,963 --> 00:58:29,157 After Force Majeure was usurped, 1231 00:58:29,257 --> 00:58:32,261 I knew I was next on the new Sovereign's hit list. 1232 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:36,164 So I grabbed little Debbie and got the heck outta Dodge. 1233 00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:38,166 And after a decade on the run, 1234 00:58:38,266 --> 00:58:40,836 I just wanted to live a normal life again. 1235 00:58:40,936 --> 00:58:44,131 Jonas was dead by then, so I found your father 1236 00:58:44,231 --> 00:58:45,882 and asked for his help. 1237 00:58:45,982 --> 00:58:47,384 And...? 1238 00:58:47,484 --> 00:58:50,446 And... he helped me. That's it. 1239 00:58:50,548 --> 00:58:52,722 - That's it? - Nothing else happened... 1240 00:58:52,822 --> 00:58:55,475 ...between your father and me, Hank. 1241 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:57,060 I'm not your mother. 1242 00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,147 And... I've already told you all of this. 1243 00:59:00,247 --> 00:59:01,857 W... What do you mean? 1244 00:59:01,957 --> 00:59:04,818 This ain't the first time you've come looking for me, kid. 1245 00:59:04,918 --> 00:59:06,319 Heck, it isn't even the second. 1246 00:59:06,419 --> 00:59:07,838 Wha...? 1247 00:59:18,327 --> 00:59:19,329 Shi... 1248 00:59:19,429 --> 00:59:20,540 Hank? Hank? 1249 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,328 Buddy, fetch the smelling salts! 1250 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,505 No need, Buddy. 1251 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:29,235 I shall take it from here. 1252 00:59:29,557 --> 00:59:32,863 I can't believe we stayed for your over-the-hill rent-a-cop. 1253 00:59:33,086 --> 00:59:35,405 Why didn't we just leave him and get the hell out of here? 1254 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:39,144 We didn't stay for Hatred! We stayed because if we leave, 1255 00:59:39,244 --> 00:59:41,205 the building'll kill a bunch of people. 1256 00:59:41,457 --> 00:59:42,564 - So? - Dude. 1257 00:59:42,664 --> 00:59:44,774 And that's why I'm always the hero 1258 00:59:44,874 --> 00:59:46,337 and you're always the villain. 1259 00:59:46,437 --> 00:59:48,278 Don't flatter yourself, slick. 1260 00:59:48,378 --> 00:59:51,398 And don't think this is some buddy-buddy comic book team-up crap. 1261 00:59:51,498 --> 00:59:52,800 - I still hate you. - Yeah? 1262 00:59:53,082 --> 00:59:54,311 Well I hate you, too. 1263 00:59:54,411 --> 00:59:56,461 But I don't walk around obsessing about it all day. 1264 00:59:56,561 --> 00:59:58,973 It's not why I put on my speedsuit every morning. 1265 01:00:01,433 --> 01:00:02,918 - Why'd you fuck Debbie? - Debbie? 1266 01:00:03,018 --> 01:00:04,794 - Debbie who? - Debbie St. Simone! 1267 01:00:04,894 --> 01:00:06,546 She was my girlfriend. 1268 01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:09,382 Debbie from twenty years ago Debbie? 1269 01:00:09,482 --> 01:00:11,343 We never voh-dee-oh-doh-doh'ed, 1270 01:00:11,443 --> 01:00:13,821 I did some work for her and her mother. 1271 01:00:16,781 --> 01:00:18,034 Fine. 1272 01:00:21,703 --> 01:00:24,540 Hey... You hear this crap about how we might be related? 1273 01:00:25,192 --> 01:00:26,566 - Ridiculous. - Ridiculous, right? 1274 01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:27,734 Yeah, that's what I said. 1275 01:00:27,834 --> 01:00:28,985 I mean, maybe you go back like 1276 01:00:29,085 --> 01:00:30,612 twenty generations or something. 1277 01:00:30,712 --> 01:00:32,614 - Sure, sure. - Yeah, they say like half the world... 1278 01:00:32,714 --> 01:00:34,532 ...can trace their roots to Genghis Khan. 1279 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:36,093 - Exactly. - Exactly. 1280 01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:41,456 Then again, my dad did get around. 1281 01:00:41,556 --> 01:00:43,559 And he did know your mom, so... 1282 01:00:47,356 --> 01:00:49,522 Say it again! Say that about my mother one more time! 1283 01:00:49,622 --> 01:00:51,258 I will kick you in your fucking throat meat! 1284 01:00:51,358 --> 01:00:53,093 What the hell? 1285 01:00:53,193 --> 01:00:54,761 The elevators work? 1286 01:00:54,861 --> 01:00:56,947 What? Of course, you just override the... 1287 01:00:57,330 --> 01:00:58,340 Never mind, get in. 1288 01:00:58,623 --> 01:00:59,633 Geez. 1289 01:01:03,745 --> 01:01:06,282 You've been waiting all day for this, haven't you? 1290 01:01:09,459 --> 01:01:11,319 Okay, it's gonna be loud in there, 1291 01:01:11,419 --> 01:01:12,779 and probably a little disorienting. 1292 01:01:12,879 --> 01:01:14,781 So get in and get out. 1293 01:01:14,881 --> 01:01:17,033 Start in the corners, pick off a few pods, 1294 01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,868 then regroup in here to reload. 1295 01:01:18,968 --> 01:01:19,988 We'll work in waves. 1296 01:01:20,088 --> 01:01:21,171 - What? - What? - Doc, what? 1297 01:01:21,271 --> 01:01:23,766 Just follow my lead! 1298 01:01:40,562 --> 01:01:41,609 No! 1299 01:01:53,191 --> 01:01:56,132 Abort! Abort the mission! 1300 01:02:00,068 --> 01:02:01,411 Grab him! 1301 01:02:01,511 --> 01:02:03,496 Come on now! Pull! 1302 01:02:03,596 --> 01:02:04,932 Pull! 1303 01:02:10,353 --> 01:02:11,647 - Come on. - Damn it. 1304 01:02:12,159 --> 01:02:13,223 Get far away. 1305 01:02:16,151 --> 01:02:18,737 You'll never take-a me alive, Bat-a fool! 1306 01:02:21,489 --> 01:02:22,515 No fair! 1307 01:02:22,615 --> 01:02:24,851 It's all in my eye slits now... 1308 01:02:24,951 --> 01:02:27,312 No, no, no. Clients like petite girl. 1309 01:02:27,412 --> 01:02:28,897 You make good money, you do this. 1310 01:02:28,997 --> 01:02:31,376 I only keep fifty percent. Think about. 1311 01:02:33,109 --> 01:02:34,211 Call me daffy, but... 1312 01:02:34,311 --> 01:02:37,799 I'd bet dollars to donuts we're not in Colorado anymore. 1313 01:02:39,892 --> 01:02:41,353 Hank? 1314 01:02:41,635 --> 01:02:43,138 Hank? 1315 01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:45,414 Hank? 1316 01:02:45,514 --> 01:02:48,042 Master Venture, are you here? 1317 01:02:48,142 --> 01:02:49,752 Doctor Orpheus? 1318 01:02:49,852 --> 01:02:51,212 What are you doing here? 1319 01:02:51,312 --> 01:02:52,713 Are you in a coma, too? 1320 01:02:52,813 --> 01:02:54,048 No, young Hank. 1321 01:02:54,148 --> 01:02:56,342 We have come to rescue you. 1322 01:02:56,442 --> 01:02:58,803 - Why're you dressed as Borat? - I know not. 1323 01:02:58,903 --> 01:03:01,013 But I deduce your comatose delusions 1324 01:03:01,113 --> 01:03:03,808 are somehow drawn from half-remembered cinema. 1325 01:03:03,908 --> 01:03:06,745 You're Zed, man! From "Zardoz"! 1326 01:03:06,907 --> 01:03:08,315 Sci-fi classic! 1327 01:03:08,787 --> 01:03:10,689 Be that as it may, 1328 01:03:10,789 --> 01:03:13,752 you must come back with us, young Hank. 1329 01:03:13,919 --> 01:03:15,820 Back? To what? 1330 01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,822 There's nothing there for me. 1331 01:03:17,922 --> 01:03:19,490 I don't have a girlfriend anymore. 1332 01:03:19,590 --> 01:03:21,283 My mommy isn't even my mommy. 1333 01:03:21,383 --> 01:03:23,661 And my own brother stabbed me in the back. 1334 01:03:23,761 --> 01:03:25,371 Who do you think brought me here, 1335 01:03:25,471 --> 01:03:28,707 some seventeen hundred miles through dark of night 1336 01:03:28,807 --> 01:03:32,503 and threat of desanguination, just to find you? 1337 01:03:32,603 --> 01:03:33,879 It was Dean. 1338 01:03:33,979 --> 01:03:35,005 I drove! 1339 01:03:35,105 --> 01:03:36,424 Jefferson drove. 1340 01:03:36,524 --> 01:03:38,801 But your brother's love for you and his deep 1341 01:03:38,901 --> 01:03:41,804 and earnest remorse were our compass. 1342 01:03:41,904 --> 01:03:44,014 He is waiting out there to make amends. 1343 01:03:44,114 --> 01:03:46,243 Your whole life is waiting! 1344 01:03:50,704 --> 01:03:53,375 So... am I calling an ambulance, or...? 1345 01:03:53,557 --> 01:03:54,984 No, no. They can fix him. 1346 01:03:55,084 --> 01:03:57,306 Mr. Jefferson's kind of a conduit between realms, 1347 01:03:57,406 --> 01:04:00,114 so he's taking Dr. Orpheus into Hank's coma world. 1348 01:04:00,214 --> 01:04:04,511 So, that one's a doctor. Okay. 1349 01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:07,681 I'm... I'm not your mother, by the way. 1350 01:04:08,213 --> 01:04:09,257 I know. 1351 01:04:09,709 --> 01:04:11,101 So you remember me, then? 1352 01:04:11,883 --> 01:04:13,188 Have we met? 1353 01:04:13,811 --> 01:04:15,337 So you ruin my life, 1354 01:04:15,437 --> 01:04:17,089 you launch my husband into space, 1355 01:04:17,189 --> 01:04:19,967 then suddenly you and I are listening to Dolly Parton, 1356 01:04:20,067 --> 01:04:22,970 kicking it as "Sheila and the Invisible Debbie"? 1357 01:04:23,070 --> 01:04:25,806 You chose a ridiculous twenty-year revenge plan 1358 01:04:25,906 --> 01:04:27,433 over asking me to team up? 1359 01:04:27,533 --> 01:04:30,478 When? Seriously, Sheila, when? 1360 01:04:30,578 --> 01:04:32,480 You went from Truckules, to Phantom Limb, 1361 01:04:32,580 --> 01:04:34,023 right to The Monarch. 1362 01:04:34,123 --> 01:04:36,484 Always a number two for some incompetent man. 1363 01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:38,486 I'm saving you from that system! 1364 01:04:38,586 --> 01:04:40,613 Me! You're welcome! 1365 01:04:40,713 --> 01:04:42,823 Screw you, Debbie. 1366 01:04:42,923 --> 01:04:45,534 I'm not gonna thank you and join ARCH. 1367 01:04:45,634 --> 01:04:47,703 ARCH? There is no ARCH. 1368 01:04:47,803 --> 01:04:49,514 But there could be. 1369 01:04:49,637 --> 01:04:52,208 Do you know how easy it was to poach from the Guild? 1370 01:04:52,308 --> 01:04:53,751 We could have their entire roster 1371 01:04:53,851 --> 01:04:56,170 if we just gave them a better insurance package 1372 01:04:56,270 --> 01:04:57,922 and donuts every Friday. 1373 01:04:58,022 --> 01:04:59,173 They're hungry! 1374 01:04:59,273 --> 01:05:00,799 For more than just donuts. 1375 01:05:00,899 --> 01:05:02,760 They want efficiency donuts! 1376 01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:04,345 Effective leadership donuts! 1377 01:05:04,445 --> 01:05:05,638 "Sixteen Candles"! 1378 01:05:05,738 --> 01:05:07,329 Horse! What? What now? What? 1379 01:05:07,429 --> 01:05:09,225 You sitting on that table. 1380 01:05:09,325 --> 01:05:11,505 I was trying to remember what it reminded me of. 1381 01:05:11,605 --> 01:05:14,146 It's the end of "Sixteen Candles." 1382 01:05:14,246 --> 01:05:15,272 It was killing me. 1383 01:05:15,392 --> 01:05:16,607 Thanks. Very helpful. 1384 01:05:16,727 --> 01:05:18,192 Debbie, wake up! 1385 01:05:18,292 --> 01:05:19,485 This is nuts. 1386 01:05:19,585 --> 01:05:21,028 Let's go back to the Guild and fix it. 1387 01:05:21,128 --> 01:05:23,030 It's not too late. There should be a cake. 1388 01:05:23,130 --> 01:05:25,491 You're Guild persona non grata! 1389 01:05:25,591 --> 01:05:27,284 There's no going back to that mess. 1390 01:05:27,384 --> 01:05:29,995 The Council of Thirteen is now what, seven old men? 1391 01:05:30,095 --> 01:05:31,372 There's no Sovereign. 1392 01:05:31,472 --> 01:05:33,415 You have no choice but to start again! 1393 01:05:33,515 --> 01:05:35,376 - You and me! - No. 1394 01:05:35,476 --> 01:05:36,794 I have always had a choice. 1395 01:05:36,894 --> 01:05:38,045 You followed me for years, 1396 01:05:38,145 --> 01:05:39,838 and you know my life isn't perfect, 1397 01:05:39,938 --> 01:05:42,216 but I don't need to be saved from it. 1398 01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:45,344 Yes, the Guild is a mess, and we're trying to make it better. 1399 01:05:45,444 --> 01:05:46,762 But I'm not a victim. 1400 01:05:46,862 --> 01:05:47,972 I chose my life. 1401 01:05:48,072 --> 01:05:50,182 I never chose my life. 1402 01:05:50,282 --> 01:05:52,101 My mother chose my life. 1403 01:05:52,201 --> 01:05:54,019 You know why I broke up with The Monarch? 1404 01:05:54,119 --> 01:05:56,608 He told me it was because you slept with Dr. Venture. 1405 01:05:56,708 --> 01:05:58,542 Gross! No! 1406 01:05:59,224 --> 01:06:00,634 I never slept... Go... 1407 01:06:01,926 --> 01:06:03,320 God, that was business. 1408 01:06:03,450 --> 01:06:06,240 Rusty just took away my mom's invisibility and gave it to me. 1409 01:06:06,340 --> 01:06:07,866 And I gave him my... 1410 01:06:07,966 --> 01:06:09,952 stuff I wasn't planning on using. 1411 01:06:10,052 --> 01:06:11,829 I can't believe he told you I slept with Rusty. 1412 01:06:11,929 --> 01:06:13,247 Well, then why did you break up with him? 1413 01:06:13,347 --> 01:06:14,393 Please! 1414 01:06:14,493 --> 01:06:16,725 My mom took one look at his costume and was like... 1415 01:06:16,825 --> 01:06:19,003 "No way! You're not dating a super villain! 1416 01:06:19,103 --> 01:06:20,212 We gave all that up!" 1417 01:06:20,312 --> 01:06:22,590 Your mom was an antagonist? Who? 1418 01:06:22,690 --> 01:06:25,509 Honey, my mom was "the" antagonist! 1419 01:06:25,609 --> 01:06:26,677 Madam Majeure. 1420 01:06:26,777 --> 01:06:28,929 I'm the daughter of Force Majeure. 1421 01:06:29,029 --> 01:06:31,181 The last true Sovereign of The Guild! 1422 01:06:31,281 --> 01:06:34,327 And my mom has me shoveling monkey shit? 1423 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,103 I'm Debra... fuckin'... Majeure! 1424 01:06:36,203 --> 01:06:41,108 You are the rightful heir to the Guild of Calamitous Intent. 1425 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,611 My Liege, I am at your service. 1426 01:06:43,711 --> 01:06:45,654 Rise, humble servant. 1427 01:06:45,754 --> 01:06:49,074 You shall be my steed and be at my side as I take my birthright... 1428 01:06:49,174 --> 01:06:50,951 Shut that noise up! 1429 01:06:51,051 --> 01:06:53,203 That's not how this ends! 1430 01:06:53,303 --> 01:06:54,830 I'm done with your plan, Debbie. 1431 01:06:54,930 --> 01:06:57,291 Here's my plan. Non-negotiable. 1432 01:06:57,391 --> 01:06:59,585 I'll save your ass from the Guild and O.S.I., 1433 01:06:59,685 --> 01:07:01,462 and make you a super villain. 1434 01:07:01,562 --> 01:07:04,548 Simply bring down that flying building my husband's in, 1435 01:07:04,648 --> 01:07:05,900 and untie us. 1436 01:07:06,003 --> 01:07:08,552 Now! Don't fucking listen to that horse! 1437 01:07:08,652 --> 01:07:11,156 Seriously, I need to shut my mouth. 1438 01:07:11,658 --> 01:07:12,806 I knew that wasn't gonna fly. 1439 01:07:12,906 --> 01:07:15,768 Yeah, deal. I'll bring it down. 1440 01:07:15,868 --> 01:07:16,977 I'm not nuts, ya know? 1441 01:07:17,077 --> 01:07:18,105 Despite the... 1442 01:07:19,508 --> 01:07:20,612 I just wanted... 1443 01:07:21,114 --> 01:07:22,705 Or thought maybe we could've... 1444 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:24,610 - I wanna blame my mom here, but I gotta... - Oh, my God, whatever! 1445 01:07:24,710 --> 01:07:25,903 Bring the building down! 1446 01:07:26,003 --> 01:07:27,529 Oh shit, yeah, sorry. 1447 01:07:27,629 --> 01:07:29,257 Just gotta turn off the... 1448 01:07:30,359 --> 01:07:31,450 Done. 1449 01:07:33,385 --> 01:07:36,580 That was... That was so much wrong... 1450 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,309 New... Need new plan... 1451 01:07:41,143 --> 01:07:43,170 I think all my organs are inside out. 1452 01:07:43,270 --> 01:07:45,440 I think... mine came out my ass. 1453 01:07:45,612 --> 01:07:46,722 Wait, wait. 1454 01:07:47,274 --> 01:07:49,444 - The music stopped. - Thank-fucking-God. 1455 01:07:50,206 --> 01:07:51,738 No. That's a bad thing. 1456 01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:52,962 That's very ba... 1457 01:07:54,205 --> 01:07:55,516 Shit! I'm weightless! 1458 01:07:55,616 --> 01:07:57,810 Well, duh! We're in space, right? 1459 01:07:57,910 --> 01:07:59,520 No, we're in free fall. 1460 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:00,813 We're falling. 1461 01:08:00,913 --> 01:08:03,249 Oh, my God, the building is falling! 1462 01:08:09,797 --> 01:08:11,365 Wait! Wait! Wait! Think! 1463 01:08:11,465 --> 01:08:12,825 We've still got your plane. 1464 01:08:12,925 --> 01:08:15,202 Can we get back to the hangar from here? 1465 01:08:15,302 --> 01:08:18,163 I don't know! I don't even know what part of the building this is! 1466 01:08:18,263 --> 01:08:20,249 Well, we know the hangar's up, right? 1467 01:08:20,349 --> 01:08:22,143 So let's go up! 1468 01:08:24,812 --> 01:08:26,815 H... H... How long have we got? 1469 01:08:27,627 --> 01:08:28,630 Let's see... 1470 01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:30,858 Felix Baumgartner took just over four minutes. 1471 01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:32,469 But he started in the stratosphere, 1472 01:08:32,569 --> 01:08:34,346 and the air's thinner in the mesosphere and the thermosphere. 1473 01:08:34,446 --> 01:08:36,858 - So terminal velocity... - Ballpark it, egghead! 1474 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:38,409 Less than five minutes! 1475 01:08:39,743 --> 01:08:41,729 Can't see a goddamn thing. Doesn't anybody have a light? 1476 01:08:41,829 --> 01:08:43,397 I think my costume had headlight goggles. 1477 01:08:43,497 --> 01:08:45,691 But your angry robot DJs ate it. 1478 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:47,776 Hang on, I think I got some matches. 1479 01:08:47,876 --> 01:08:49,236 You know, for my stogies. 1480 01:08:49,336 --> 01:08:51,130 And... bathroom odors. 1481 01:08:54,789 --> 01:08:56,702 What the fuck was that? 1482 01:08:56,802 --> 01:08:58,805 Our way out. 1483 01:09:01,286 --> 01:09:04,686 I mean, I guess I could give it another try out there. 1484 01:09:05,298 --> 01:09:07,296 But I don't think they're gonna want to go back. 1485 01:09:07,396 --> 01:09:09,381 Look at 'em. 1486 01:09:09,481 --> 01:09:11,216 Then leave them. 1487 01:09:11,316 --> 01:09:13,177 They are the stuff of fantasy, 1488 01:09:13,277 --> 01:09:14,928 conjured by a hurt and frightened boy 1489 01:09:15,028 --> 01:09:16,680 who's outgrown his need for them. 1490 01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:18,348 They belong in this place. 1491 01:09:18,448 --> 01:09:20,559 But they're... me. 1492 01:09:20,659 --> 01:09:22,394 No more than the Hank whose diapers 1493 01:09:22,494 --> 01:09:23,854 your father once changed. 1494 01:09:23,954 --> 01:09:26,064 Or the Hank who lost his first tooth, 1495 01:09:26,164 --> 01:09:29,610 or scanned the December sky for Santa's sleigh. 1496 01:09:29,710 --> 01:09:32,404 You will carry them inside you always, 1497 01:09:32,504 --> 01:09:35,216 but their time has passed. 1498 01:09:42,441 --> 01:09:43,641 He's really cute. 1499 01:09:44,224 --> 01:09:45,626 He likes you. 1500 01:09:45,726 --> 01:09:47,419 You know, if you ever want to come visit... 1501 01:09:47,519 --> 01:09:49,087 t... to see the animals... 1502 01:09:49,187 --> 01:09:50,672 you're welcome anytime. 1503 01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:51,970 Your brother, too. 1504 01:09:52,070 --> 01:09:54,343 Well, thanks. That sounds... nice. 1505 01:09:54,563 --> 01:09:56,595 But we don't really live around here anymore. 1506 01:09:56,695 --> 01:09:58,072 Ya see, we moved to the... 1507 01:10:00,032 --> 01:10:02,100 - Goodbye! - Good-a-bye, Hank-a Venture! 1508 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,329 - Goodbye! - Arrivederci! 1509 01:10:10,292 --> 01:10:12,152 Dean? 1510 01:10:12,252 --> 01:10:14,613 Dean! 1511 01:10:14,713 --> 01:10:16,281 Here's what's coming to you! 1512 01:10:16,381 --> 01:10:18,401 - How about a little chin music? - Hanks! 1513 01:10:19,927 --> 01:10:22,204 - No, no, no, no, no! - Guys! Guys, quit it! 1514 01:10:22,304 --> 01:10:24,164 Stop! Forgive him! 1515 01:10:24,264 --> 01:10:25,558 We forgive him! 1516 01:10:26,892 --> 01:10:28,502 Jefferson! 1517 01:10:28,602 --> 01:10:30,688 Exeunt, s'il vous plaît! 1518 01:10:36,543 --> 01:10:37,695 Thank God... 1519 01:10:38,058 --> 01:10:39,530 Sorry, Deano. 1520 01:10:39,643 --> 01:10:41,932 Guess I had a little residual anger there? 1521 01:10:42,032 --> 01:10:44,309 No, I... kinda deserved that. 1522 01:10:44,409 --> 01:10:48,289 Hey, thanks for coming to rescue me. 1523 01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:49,912 Did Pop come, too? 1524 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:51,189 Well, he... 1525 01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:52,776 y'know, he... he had a thing. 1526 01:10:52,876 --> 01:10:55,129 Brock? You guys bring Brock? 1527 01:11:01,802 --> 01:11:02,995 W... What is it? 1528 01:11:03,095 --> 01:11:05,289 Is it a missile? 1529 01:11:05,389 --> 01:11:06,474 It's... 1530 01:11:07,557 --> 01:11:08,792 It's coming down! 1531 01:11:08,892 --> 01:11:10,335 We have target lock. 1532 01:11:10,435 --> 01:11:11,712 Awaiting your order, General. 1533 01:11:11,812 --> 01:11:13,380 Sorry, Samson. 1534 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,631 Artillery! 1535 01:11:14,731 --> 01:11:16,192 On my mark... 1536 01:11:20,495 --> 01:11:21,906 Something's happening to it. 1537 01:11:32,874 --> 01:11:34,943 Ventronic Red is go! 1538 01:11:35,043 --> 01:11:36,987 Ventronic Gold is go! 1539 01:11:37,087 --> 01:11:39,298 Ventronic Blue is go! 1540 01:11:40,001 --> 01:11:41,884 Nuh-uh... Not saying that shit. 1541 01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:48,832 I remember that fuckin' thing. 1542 01:11:48,932 --> 01:11:51,978 Sgt. Gold, get us down there! 1543 01:11:52,210 --> 01:11:55,398 Henchman Blue, get ready to grab that building. 1544 01:12:00,776 --> 01:12:01,812 Easy, Godzilla! 1545 01:12:02,015 --> 01:12:03,020 That's my house! 1546 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:04,949 Sorry! Sorry! I've never driven a... 1547 01:12:05,232 --> 01:12:07,118 giant arm before! 1548 01:12:10,162 --> 01:12:11,789 Hatred, back it up! 1549 01:12:16,543 --> 01:12:18,921 I don't know if I can hold it! 1550 01:12:19,062 --> 01:12:20,715 Monarch! Help me out here! 1551 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:23,033 Help how? I'm a fucking clown! 1552 01:12:23,133 --> 01:12:24,660 Yeah, ya can say that again. 1553 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,870 "You can say that again." Fuck you! 1554 01:12:26,970 --> 01:12:28,639 Do these things even do anything? 1555 01:12:33,999 --> 01:12:36,314 General? Are we firing, or...? 1556 01:12:38,857 --> 01:12:40,133 Belay that order! 1557 01:12:40,233 --> 01:12:42,570 By golly, they have a fightin' chance! 1558 01:12:42,912 --> 01:12:44,429 Artillery! Switch to harpoon cannons! 1559 01:12:44,529 --> 01:12:45,764 Snoopy! 1560 01:12:45,864 --> 01:12:47,933 Find somewhere safe to put her down! 1561 01:12:48,033 --> 01:12:49,827 We're goin' in! 1562 01:13:51,079 --> 01:13:52,201 Yeah! 1563 01:13:56,336 --> 01:13:57,961 Is this... real life? 1564 01:13:58,061 --> 01:13:59,897 Are we moving back? 1565 01:14:09,662 --> 01:14:10,742 We... 1566 01:14:11,324 --> 01:14:12,493 We did it! 1567 01:14:23,211 --> 01:14:24,230 Monarch? 1568 01:14:24,406 --> 01:14:25,409 Monarch? 1569 01:14:25,509 --> 01:14:27,324 Dude, are you awake? 1570 01:14:27,424 --> 01:14:29,093 Oh, my God, he's really hurt! 1571 01:14:29,226 --> 01:14:31,053 Medic! We need a medic here! 1572 01:14:31,406 --> 01:14:32,488 Medic! 1573 01:14:33,506 --> 01:14:35,874 No, I'm not that kind of doctor, but... 1574 01:14:35,974 --> 01:14:37,959 Jesus, look at that! 1575 01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:39,645 My Dad clearly wants him dead. 1576 01:14:41,108 --> 01:14:43,882 - Boys? What are you doing here? - Well, where should we be? 1577 01:14:43,982 --> 01:14:46,235 If we were home right now... home wouldn't be. 1578 01:14:48,278 --> 01:14:50,180 What're you all standing around for? 1579 01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,640 We gotta get this thing off him. 1580 01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:54,202 Everybody! On three! 1581 01:14:54,529 --> 01:14:55,553 One... 1582 01:14:55,735 --> 01:14:56,736 Two... 1583 01:14:56,836 --> 01:14:58,142 Three! 1584 01:15:03,819 --> 01:15:04,962 That's a lotta blood! 1585 01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,340 B... Blood? 1586 01:15:07,722 --> 01:15:10,885 - No, no, no, no, no! - I seen a lotta battlefield injuries. 1587 01:15:11,027 --> 01:15:13,078 That is a ruptured liver right there! 1588 01:15:13,178 --> 01:15:15,597 Sergeant! I can enter the inter-dimensional ether 1589 01:15:15,697 --> 01:15:19,206 and procure a liver from one of Mr. Monarch's other dimensional selves, 1590 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:23,163 returning with the organ before this event has transpired! 1591 01:15:23,263 --> 01:15:24,756 P... P... Please don't kill me! 1592 01:15:24,856 --> 01:15:26,007 What? Now, why would I...? 1593 01:15:26,107 --> 01:15:27,801 I got bit back in Chicago. 1594 01:15:27,901 --> 01:15:29,302 I can feel the change coming. 1595 01:15:29,402 --> 01:15:31,179 I don't wanna be a vampire! 1596 01:15:31,279 --> 01:15:32,681 Boy, you got nicked by my necklace 1597 01:15:32,781 --> 01:15:34,141 when I tackled your ass, is all. 1598 01:15:34,241 --> 01:15:35,259 Hey... 1599 01:15:35,492 --> 01:15:37,644 Always gotta make it about you. 1600 01:15:37,744 --> 01:15:40,772 All I can smell is blood! 1601 01:15:40,872 --> 01:15:43,316 I have a liver! I have a liver! 1602 01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:45,544 What the hell is that? That's disgusting. 1603 01:15:45,857 --> 01:15:46,987 It has inverted. 1604 01:15:47,087 --> 01:15:49,322 The time shift part inverts matter. 1605 01:15:49,422 --> 01:15:50,862 - My bad. - Oh, my God! 1606 01:15:50,962 --> 01:15:53,719 You guys, he's totally dying! What do we do? 1607 01:16:00,525 --> 01:16:02,103 I can fix him. 1608 01:16:04,453 --> 01:16:05,839 There. You're vanquished. 1609 01:16:05,939 --> 01:16:08,091 And I guess I'm a hero for saving the Guild. 1610 01:16:08,191 --> 01:16:10,260 These records will be intercepted by O.S.I. 1611 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:11,720 Case closed. 1612 01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:14,014 And I'm set up with a sweet villain gig? 1613 01:16:14,114 --> 01:16:15,765 I already have costume ideas! 1614 01:16:15,865 --> 01:16:17,976 The Peril Partnership will be expecting you. 1615 01:16:18,076 --> 01:16:20,187 Daisy'll fly you to their Toronto headquarters. 1616 01:16:20,287 --> 01:16:22,440 It's time you lived up to your pedigree. 1617 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,217 You make me sound like a poodle. 1618 01:16:25,459 --> 01:16:28,088 Or a... Or a Petit Basset Griffon Vendéen! 1619 01:16:28,870 --> 01:16:30,031 Stupidest dog name. 1620 01:16:30,131 --> 01:16:31,908 Don't drink that! Watch and Ward pee in bottles. 1621 01:16:32,008 --> 01:16:33,260 That's probably pee. 1622 01:16:33,742 --> 01:16:35,077 When guys get comfortable somewhere, 1623 01:16:35,177 --> 01:16:36,746 they always start peeing in bottles. 1624 01:16:36,846 --> 01:16:38,131 What is wrong with them? 1625 01:16:38,414 --> 01:16:39,457 Who the hell knows? 1626 01:16:39,557 --> 01:16:42,561 Hey, how long does your... invisible blood last? 1627 01:16:42,863 --> 01:16:45,072 Like another day or so? Why? 1628 01:16:45,354 --> 01:16:47,590 Do you wanna go do invisible stuff and freak people out? 1629 01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:49,706 No, I gotta go get my husb... 1630 01:16:50,701 --> 01:16:52,164 Sorry, just a sec, these are... 1631 01:16:52,264 --> 01:16:54,323 Venture's DNA results from the mug. 1632 01:16:56,915 --> 01:16:58,620 Oh, my God! 1633 01:16:59,593 --> 01:17:01,520 The Phantom of the Guild! 1634 01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,749 The legends are true! 1635 01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:07,902 My dad... 1636 01:17:08,002 --> 01:17:09,713 What a dick. 1637 01:17:11,255 --> 01:17:12,508 I mean our dad. 1638 01:17:13,591 --> 01:17:14,760 Crazy, right? 1639 01:17:14,912 --> 01:17:15,993 Yep. 1640 01:17:16,093 --> 01:17:18,079 It figures. 1641 01:17:18,179 --> 01:17:20,289 I swear, we should've expected this. 1642 01:17:20,389 --> 01:17:22,375 Yeah, I... 1643 01:17:22,475 --> 01:17:24,353 wasn't expecting this. 1644 01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:27,630 I had done this before, when I was younger, 1645 01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:29,566 but it was quite messy this time. 1646 01:17:30,048 --> 01:17:32,343 I... I didn't have my gloves with me... 1647 01:17:32,443 --> 01:17:34,720 All stitched up! He'll be fine. 1648 01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:37,056 They're just finishing up the blood transfusion. 1649 01:17:37,156 --> 01:17:38,516 I was so worried. 1650 01:17:38,616 --> 01:17:40,851 I'm just glad he had his brother's blood. 1651 01:17:40,951 --> 01:17:43,187 Brother's blood? That's what you guys think? 1652 01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:45,064 - Brothers? - They are not brothers? 1653 01:17:45,164 --> 01:17:46,357 They are not brothers. 1654 01:17:46,457 --> 01:17:47,817 They're the same guy. 1655 01:17:47,917 --> 01:17:50,111 Or clones of the same guy, at least. 1656 01:17:50,211 --> 01:17:53,781 Other than a pinch of baboon DNA we spliced into R-22 1657 01:17:53,881 --> 01:17:56,742 to counteract the premature balding, they're identical. 1658 01:17:56,842 --> 01:17:58,744 They're both Rusty clones. 1659 01:17:58,844 --> 01:18:01,163 Monarch has baboon in him? 1660 01:18:01,263 --> 01:18:02,957 - Cool! - Two percent! 1661 01:18:03,057 --> 01:18:05,126 I told Jonas, "Don't put that monkey junk in there, 1662 01:18:05,226 --> 01:18:07,420 it'll make him more aggressive," but did he listen? 1663 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:08,879 No. 1664 01:18:08,979 --> 01:18:11,799 Pawned R-22 off on that Morpho couple. 1665 01:18:11,899 --> 01:18:14,260 Couldn't have kids of their own, poor bastards. 1666 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:16,363 Felt sorry for 'em. 1667 01:18:16,945 --> 01:18:18,097 Where are the boys? 1668 01:18:18,197 --> 01:18:21,225 I gotta blow their little minds. 1669 01:18:21,325 --> 01:18:22,577 Again. 1670 01:18:29,834 --> 01:18:31,628 How's my king butterfly? 1671 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,654 S... Sweetie? W... Where are you? 1672 01:18:33,754 --> 01:18:35,698 I'm... invisible. 1673 01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,033 Your ex-girlfriend? 1674 01:18:37,133 --> 01:18:38,326 Yeah, she gave me some of her blood. 1675 01:18:38,426 --> 01:18:39,719 It should wear off soon. 1676 01:18:40,962 --> 01:18:43,247 I... I'm so sorry about all that. 1677 01:18:43,347 --> 01:18:46,709 Every stupid idea I have, I just... I just dig in. 1678 01:18:46,809 --> 01:18:48,728 You dig in. I know who you are, baby. 1679 01:18:48,961 --> 01:18:52,048 So you know I'm Dr. Venture... plus baboon? 1680 01:18:52,148 --> 01:18:53,716 Fuckin' baboon. 1681 01:18:53,816 --> 01:18:55,509 You are The Monarch. 1682 01:18:55,609 --> 01:18:57,803 That Dr. Venture makes my skin crawl 1683 01:18:57,903 --> 01:19:00,723 and you make feel like the luckiest person alive. 1684 01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:02,808 You're not the same. 1685 01:19:02,908 --> 01:19:04,310 So, what now? 1686 01:19:04,410 --> 01:19:07,063 Spent my entire life arching... me. 1687 01:19:07,163 --> 01:19:08,314 I'm pathetic. 1688 01:19:08,414 --> 01:19:09,982 Honey, you're a Greek myth. 1689 01:19:10,082 --> 01:19:11,859 You're pitted in the eternal battle 1690 01:19:11,959 --> 01:19:13,944 against the worst aspects of yourself. 1691 01:19:14,044 --> 01:19:16,989 The Guild, it can't touch a rivalry like that. 1692 01:19:17,089 --> 01:19:19,367 He's all yours, if ya want. 1693 01:19:19,467 --> 01:19:21,035 Or... 1694 01:19:21,135 --> 01:19:22,286 maybe I should just... 1695 01:19:22,386 --> 01:19:23,662 give this all up. 1696 01:19:23,762 --> 01:19:25,122 It's your choice. 1697 01:19:25,222 --> 01:19:27,625 I'll stand by you either way. 1698 01:19:27,725 --> 01:19:29,394 Tell me what to do. 1699 01:19:32,813 --> 01:19:35,192 Hey, kid, wanna give you something. 1700 01:19:36,942 --> 01:19:39,553 Your Grandpap gave me this before your dad was born. 1701 01:19:39,653 --> 01:19:41,222 Is it more dumb news? 1702 01:19:41,322 --> 01:19:43,015 You gonna tell me who my mom isn't? 1703 01:19:43,115 --> 01:19:44,975 Nah, just a watch. 1704 01:19:45,075 --> 01:19:48,104 GMT Master, Venture blue dial. 1705 01:19:48,204 --> 01:19:49,814 Tells the time in two time zones. 1706 01:19:49,914 --> 01:19:51,440 It's heavy. 1707 01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:53,859 Yeah, that fourth hand there? Little date window? 1708 01:19:53,959 --> 01:19:55,945 Those are called complications. 1709 01:19:56,045 --> 01:19:58,447 Complications make a watch special. 1710 01:19:58,547 --> 01:20:01,534 The more complications, the more valuable. 1711 01:20:01,634 --> 01:20:03,994 Read the engraving Jonas put on the back there. 1712 01:20:04,094 --> 01:20:06,223 "EE-LIE-GHEE TUA"? 1713 01:20:06,790 --> 01:20:07,796 Close enough. 1714 01:20:07,896 --> 01:20:10,418 It's Latin for "choose your family." 1715 01:20:10,658 --> 01:20:13,587 Blood doesn't make a family. Love does. 1716 01:20:13,687 --> 01:20:15,440 Your Grandpap knew that. 1717 01:20:16,914 --> 01:20:18,467 Choose your family. 1718 01:20:18,567 --> 01:20:21,821 And remember that complications make it special. 1719 01:20:25,783 --> 01:20:29,061 Well, yeah, surprisingly uncomfortable, but... 1720 01:20:29,161 --> 01:20:31,313 Okay, so... who is our mom? 1721 01:20:31,413 --> 01:20:32,565 Seriously, Dean, haven't we had 1722 01:20:32,665 --> 01:20:34,066 enough family history for one day? 1723 01:20:34,166 --> 01:20:36,569 I don't even know who my mom is. 1724 01:20:36,669 --> 01:20:38,320 All you need to know is that the person 1725 01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:41,449 who gave birth to you loves you. 1726 01:20:41,549 --> 01:20:42,783 I promise they do. 1727 01:20:42,883 --> 01:20:44,160 I love you, Pop. 1728 01:20:44,260 --> 01:20:46,513 Watch the arm, son. 1729 01:20:46,820 --> 01:20:49,206 Come on! Who did that? 1730 01:20:49,306 --> 01:20:50,499 Who's there? 1731 01:20:50,599 --> 01:20:53,603 Feel the sting of The Mighty Monarch! 1732 01:20:54,997 --> 01:20:57,423 Yes! We are back! 1733 01:20:57,523 --> 01:20:59,967 Mark my words! 1734 01:21:00,067 --> 01:21:02,803 I will get you, Dr. Venture! 1735 01:21:02,903 --> 01:21:04,972 You can't hide from the villainous wrath 1736 01:21:05,072 --> 01:21:06,992 of your better self! 1737 01:21:07,575 --> 01:21:09,977 I am radiant and vitalized 1738 01:21:10,077 --> 01:21:12,414 by the blood of the ferocious baboon! 1739 01:21:14,582 --> 01:21:17,127 Now somebody call me an Uber! 1740 01:21:18,669 --> 01:21:20,029 I knew this was coming. 1741 01:21:20,129 --> 01:21:22,615 Brock, aren't you gonna get him? 1742 01:21:22,855 --> 01:21:24,942 Yeah, I've had enough for tonight. 1743 01:21:25,042 --> 01:21:27,971 I'ma just get him an Uber. 1744 01:21:28,353 --> 01:21:29,859 Pwned! 1745 01:23:11,490 --> 01:23:13,910 Well, looks like they're about done, Helper. 1746 01:23:15,409 --> 01:23:18,206 Are you ready to meet The Venture Brothers?125038

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