All language subtitles for The.Nanny.S04E26.720p.HMAX.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_track3_eng

Isn't he adorable?

My next door neighbor's cat
had kittens.

Oh, you mean that
old bald cat with no tail?

Uh-huh.

Oh, perfect.
Even she has kids before me.

It's spring, Fran. Everyone
gets
a little hot and bothered.

You know, the Discovery Channel
said it affects

all living orgasms.

Orgasms, Val?

What were you watching,
Norm Crosby's wild kingdom?

Excuse me, you just
finished exercising.

What are you doing
eating cake, Sylvia?

- Carrot cake, vegetable.
- Oh, excuse me.

I need a reward.
I just skated my butt off.

Not really.

I'm going for
a whole new, youthful look.

I've been killing myself all
week trying to drop a pound.

How does Mr. Sheffield
keep in shape?

Running from commitment.

Oh, here's Carl Lewis now.

Well, I'm off to London,
Ms. Fine,

- to catch Celine Dion
in concert.
- Ooh!

Yeah. I'm gonna try and
talk her into doing Broadway.

I'm leaving at 6:00.
[SNIFFS]

What is that intoxicating
scent you have on?

Well, I'm not, uh...

Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, it's a snuggle.

You look very fetching
in that robe.

What do you mean?

I packed your bags, sir.

Here's your passport, your
ticket, pictures of the
children

and one of Ms. Fine.

You know, I almost got
this robe in pink too--

You're taking
a picture of
me?

Well, you are family, Ms.
Fine.
I have some of Niles in here.

Yeah, well, meanwhile,
he ain't wearing a bikini.

Oh, I am in this one.

Anyway, I'll be gone
for three whole days.

I'm gonna miss you.

Aww.

So if you need me,
I'll be at the Connell.

Okay, have a safe trip.

Can you believe that guy?

He sniffs my snuggles,
and then he's out of
here.

That is it.

You know, I am
just
putting an end

to this whole cat and mouse
thing for once and for all.

- Oh, my God, Fran,
how romantic.
- What?

You're gonna follow him
to London

and then rekindle the passion
you guys had in Paris. Ah!

Well, I-- I was gonna quit,

but your way's good, too.

Yeah.

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪

♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪

♪♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪

♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing to the
Sheffield's door ♪♪

♪♪ She was there to sell
makeup
but the father saw more ♪♪

♪♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there! ♪♪

♪♪ That's how
she became the nanny ♪♪

♪♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪♪

♪♪ Was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪

♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪

♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪

♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪

♪♪ Such♪♪

♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪

♪♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪

♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪

♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪♪♪

[♪♪♪]

What does this remind you of?

[CHUCKLES]

It reminds me of Ms. Fine--

Ms. Fine!

What the devil
are you doing
here?

Well, apparently, I'm blowing
40,000 frequent flyer miles.

Look, forgive me, I'm just--
I'm just a little confused.

Well, I thought
when a couple's been together

as long as we have,
it would be nice

to get away
from the kids and work

so that we can
rekindle our romance.

What romance?

Mr. Sheffield, you know,
playing hard to get doesn't
really work with me.

Why don't you just go for it?
See if I back off.

Ms. Fine, look,
I'm suffering from
jetlag.

And I don't want
to say anything wrong

because God knows
you'll never let me forget
it.

Well, what could you
possibly
say that's wrong?

First, let's just get you your
own room, shall we?

My own room.
Well, two
seconds.

There's a new world record.

Look, Ms. Fine,
I'm here on business.

I can't just drop everything.

[TWIGGY: "A NIGHTINGALE SANG
IN BERKELEY SQUARE" PLAYING]

♪♪ That certain night ♪♪

♪♪ The night we met ♪♪

♪♪ There was magic
abroad in the air ♪♪

♪♪ There were angels dining ♪♪

♪♪ At the Ritz ♪♪

♪♪ And a nightingale sang ♪♪

♪♪ In Berkeley Square ♪♪

♪♪ The moon that lingered
over London town ♪♪

♪♪ Poor puzzled moon ♪♪

♪♪ He wore a frown ♪♪

♪♪ How could he know we two
were so in love? ♪♪

♪♪ The whole darn world ♪♪

♪♪ Seemed upside down ♪♪

♪♪ The streets of town ♪♪

♪♪ Were paved with stars ♪♪

♪♪ It was such
a romantic affair ♪♪

♪♪ And when we kissed ♪♪

♪♪ And said goodnight ♪♪

♪♪ A nightingale sang ♪♪

♪♪ In Berkeley Square ♪♪

You know, explain to me
why I need a baby-sitter.

I'm old enough to fly a
chopper
in the Israeli army.

Look, Fran loves us.

She just wants to make sure
we're left in good hands.

You know, this chair is
going.
I can feel all the springs.

That's because
you sat on me, Yetta.

What?

Smart.

Doing it gradually,
so no one would
notice.

Same way you became a woman.

What do you think, Yetta?

I can't comment on the hair
until you take off that
beret.

Who is it you look
like?
Wait, I know. Do
this.

[IMITATING JERRY LEWIS]
Hey, lady!

Can we be serious
for a moment?

Mr. Sheffield telephoned,
he hasn't seen Celine Dion
yet.

Well, what's he
doing in London?

One would hope Ms. Fine.

[CELINE DION: "IT'S ALL
COMING BACK TO ME NOW"
PLAYING]

♪♪ But when you touch
me like this ♪♪

♪♪ And you hold me like that ♪♪

♪♪ It was not long ago ♪♪

♪♪ But it's all
coming back to me ♪♪

♪♪ If you see me like this ♪♪

♪♪ If you need me like that ♪♪

♪♪ It was dead long ago ♪♪

♪♪ But it's all
coming back to me ♪♪

♪♪ The flesh
and the fantasies ♪♪

♪♪ All coming back to me ♪♪

♪♪ I can barely recall ♪♪

♪♪ All coming back to me now ♪♪

Oh!

Oh, isn't she
just
incredible.

She'll be a sensation
on Broadway.

Oh, would you look
at these gorgeous
clothes.

Oh, how I wish that I had a job

where I could change
into designer outfits
every five minutes.

- Ooh!
- Excuse me,
where's the sound man?

Thanks. Excuse me,
you know, when I sang

there was, like, those
weird
feedbacks in my ears
like,

- "Waah, waah, waah!"
- What? You sounded gorgeous.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Okay, never mind. I have
found
the source of the problem.

Celine, you were wonderful,
just wonderful.

Yeah. Great. Great.

So tell me, have you
given any more thought

to the kind of Broadway show
you'd like to do?

Actually, yes, I would
love to do, like, a show
with my musical family.

Do you know that my mom
wrote the first song that
I have ever recorded.

- Oh.
- You know, it goes like this.

[SINGING IN FRENCH]

- It's such a great song.
- Oh, is that beautiful.

You know, my mother
wrote the first song
that I ever sang, too.

[SINGING IN YIDDISH]

- Like, charming.
- [CHUCKLING]

I'm sorry for
rushing.
I really have to
go.

You know, this is my only
time
while I'm in London

to really indulge my
passion for shopping.

Oh, you got a passion
for shopping.

I swear, if you weren't
Canadian, internationally
successful

and can carry a tune,
I'd think that we were
separated at birth.

Yeah, well, Celine,
well, what about our project?

Um, you know, I'll let you know.

I'm just, like,
not ready to make a commitment.

How's it feel, baby?

So, what do you want to do now?

Oh, I'll tell you,
after the day we had today

all I want to do is take off
my clothes and get into bed.

Tired?

No.

[BOTH MOANING]

Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
Mr. Sheffield...

Where'd he go?

Ms. Fine, I-- I can't,
I'm sorry.

I just--
I just can't.

Mr. Sheffield, is there
something that you
haven't told me,

something that might
have happened in the Falklands?

No, of course not!

No, I'm talking about this.

I'm talking about
what we were about to do.

It-- It just all seems wrong.

Well, you know, now, I don't
know if I'm coming or going.

I mean, you keep giving
me
mixed messages.

- You act like you want me.
- Well, of course I want you.

You're a very sexy,
beautiful woman.

You know, now would be a good
time to end this argument.

Ms. Fine, don't you see?

Don't you see what
we were about to do here

was a very serious
step to take?

Oh, you're not just
a one-night stand.

Me? Oh, yeah.
No, of course not.

Look, Mr. Sheffield,
you know, I always
thought

that we were going
to end up together,

but if it ain't
gonna happen now,
it ain't gonna
happen.

I didn't say it'll
never happen.

Well, I think that my chances
are only going to decrease

as I slowly morph into Yetta.

Four years, it's enough already.

I can't take it anymore,
it's too difficult.

I'm out of here.
I got to go out of here--

Look, Ms. Fine,
I am not giving into my
urges.

The stakes are far too high.

- I'm a bloody gentleman,
after all.
- [PHONE RINGING]

Yes, what is it?

Oh, Ms. Fine, don't go.

I'm sorry. I can't
take it
anymore. It's over.

- Niles just had a heart
attack.
- [GASPS]

[♪♪♪]

I can't believe Niles had
a heart attack.

Why did I ever leave home?

Why did I ever go to London?

Ms. Fine, you
can't
blame yourself.

Was I talking to you?

C.C., thank God!

- Where is he? Is he all right?
- He's in there, I don't know.

Maxwell, everything
was perfectly normal.

I said to Niles, "I wish
I'd gone to England with you."

And he said, "Oh, sure,
You could have visited

your old neighborhood,
Stonehenge."

And I said, "Oh, you mean
the place where the rocks
are older than yours?"

Which I thought was so clever.

And then the scariest
thing happened!

He had the heart attack?

- No, not yet.
- Oh.

There I was,
waiting for a zinger...

- ...and nothing.
- [GASPS]

I even set him up again.
I said,

"Don't make me get ugly."

But his eyes just rolled up
into his head

and he collapsed on the floor!

[SOBBING]

- Oh!
- [GASPS]

I killed him!

It's all my fault!

Oh, don't leave me!

My, Hector! Who is she?

Doctor, I'm Maxwell
Sheffield,
Niles's employer.

How is he?

Well, he suffered
a mild heart attack,

but I'm very optimistic.

Come on, you can see him.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield, look,
he looks so helpless.

Oh, Doctor, listen, this man
has stood by me my whole life.

You have to help him,
whatever it takes.

Money is no object.

[SOBBING] Oh, God,
look at him!

How can he not have dyed
his eyebrows too?

He's going to be fine.

He just needs to cut down
on the goose liver pate,

the brie and
the chocolate
mousse.

So this Godiva
would be poison for him.

But it'll help us through
this stressful time.

ALL: Mmm!

So, Doctor, is he--
is he comfortable?

He's on ten
milligrams
of morphine.

Oh, he's "Cheech & Chong"
comfortable.

[♪♪♪]

- Ms. Fine.
- Mr. Sheffield.

[SIGHS] Ms. Fine,
I just wanted to
say

how much I
appreciate
your standing by me

at this difficult time.

Well, let's just get
something straight.

I'm not staying here
for you.

While Niles is in the hospital,

I just want to make sure
that the children

have a home-cooked meal.

And when you cook
tonight's meal,

please do remember
the action figure.

We still don't have a Yoda.

Well, excuse me
for ordering in.

It's just that I did have
a whole house to clean.

Mm.

I'm done with the toilets
and I'm never having boys.

Well, I'm surprised
you didn't send

Brighton and Maggie
to pick up my dry cleaning.

Don't be ridiculous.

Okay. Get upstairs.
Move, move, move!

Oh, Ms. Babcock.

Hey, would you like
a cup of coffee?

That is not coffee. It's gravy.

Oh, thank you, Nanny
Fine.
I miss him so much.

You know, I was gonna make
a highball in a dribble cup

but it's so messy, and,
well, the kids are all
busy.

I know everyone thought
Niles and I hated each other,

but that's the only way
I can have a relationship.

When you really get to know me,
I'm not a well woman.

I know. I know.

And look, you're
being so sweet.

- I really should find
a way to repay you.
- Oh.

But I won't.
It's just not who I am.

[♪♪♪]

Hi, Doc. I brought Niles
some homemade fudge.

Can he eat that yet?

- No.
- No?

BOTH: Mmm!

Oh, Niles.

Look at you, so sweet.

I wish there was
something
I could do for you.

Oh, Niles,
everything is such a
mess.

I wish you were awake so I
could
talk to about Mr. Sheffield.

You wanted us to get
together
even more than Ma.

Well, maybe not more than Ma.

Look how sweet you look.

What's going on in
that
little head of yours?

Oh, come on, Mr. Sheffield,
it's been 22 years.

Can't you tell me that
you love me already?

Ms. Fine...

I'm concerned
about the children.

But Gracie is 40.

Maxwell, I'm sorry I'm late but
my date kept me out all night.

Oh, did he change
the locks on you
again?

Actually, I didn't
even have a date.

I lied to make you jealous.

- Did it work?
- Well, let's find out.

Wait a minute. I thought
you two hated each other.

Oh, Ms. Fine, you're no Niles.

You don't know everything
that goes on in this house.

Oh, Ms. Fine, I'm
sorry.
I'll wait outside.

Oh, that's all right,
Mr. Sheffield. You can stay.

We can share Niles.

He's like our... love child.

Well, you know, it's very nice
of you to bring him something,

but you know
he cannot have sweets.

- Well, it's just dried fruit.
- Oh, well, that he can have.

You know, Ms. Fine,
it's so strange seeing
him
lying there like this.

You know, even since
we were children,

he's always been my protector.

He helped me get through Eaton.

I wasn't much of a scholar.

He helped me get girls.

Yeah, well, a guy with a
butler
is a major turn-on.

You know, Ms. Fine,
when he gets well,
things
are gonna be different.

Mm-hm. For a
start,
I'm gonna give
Niles

No, I'll need him
Saturdays.
Uh...

Oh, I'll tell you, it really
makes you think, doesn't it?

- How unpredictable
life can be?
- That's right.

That's why you have to live
every day to the fullest.

Mm-hm. You never know
when it's gonna be your last.

Nope.

FRAN: Oh, Mr. Sheffield!

Niles, oh, I'm so
glad you're awake.

How are you feeling?

Is there anything
I can get for you?

Well, I--

I would like
another pillow.

Of course.

- [DRAWS CURTAIN]
- [SCREAMS]

FRAN: All of this here
atThe Nanny

for 100 fabulous episodes.

We couldn't have done it
without you.

Here's to 100 more.

Ma!