All language subtitles for The.Nanny.S04E25.720p.HMAX.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_track3_eng

[SNEEZING]

Oh, God,
my allergies are so bad today.

- Listen how stuffed up I
sound.
[SNIFFS]
- How can you tell?

[LAUGHS]

[SNEEZES]

Oh! Oh, where's all the
tissues?
I thought this was a full box.

Good morning.

Fran, where are the
double stuffed Oreos?

Shut up, Brighton.

- Here, sweetheart.
[CHUCKLES]
- Thank you.

Now, listen, we're gonna have
to be very sensitive

where your sister is concerned.

- She's eager to develop.
- Yeah, you're right.

In couple of years,
we're just gonna have to go

through the same thing
with Maggie.

Oh, I don't know how I'm going
to get through this day.

My only remaining single
friend
called to tell me
he's getting married.

Oh, Niles, you poor thing.

You're probably feeling
so vulnerable and insecure,
like a big loser.

Welcome to my world, baby.

It's just that I'm lonely,
Miss Fine.

You don't know what it is to
be
the only one of your friends
who's not married.

Hello.

- And over 40.
- Not a clue.

Oh, Niles, how I wish
that the woman of your dreams

would just come walking
right through that door.

Ugh.

I have been tasting garlic
pesto
for two days now.

Would she ever leave Morty?
What am I saying?

Darling, I just won a contest

- and I'm on my way over
right now to pick up my
prize.
- Oh!

Nineteen inches of heaven.

I'm so hoping it's a TV.

Brand new Sony Trinitron.

And all I had to do was fill
out
this little questionnaire
on retirement.

- Oh.
- Sylvia, have you
eaten breakfast already?

- What do you think?
- Then you'll just want
a little nosh.

[GASPS]
I love you.

And I love that perfume.
Good God, man, get a grip.

Come on, Franny, we gotta
pick up the TV before 3:00.

Ma, this is a scam.

They're only trying
to lure you down there

so they can talk you into
buying
a retirement condo in Boca?

Let me get my bag.

♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪

♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪

♪♪ in one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪

♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing to the
Sheffield's door ♪♪

♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪♪

♪♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there! ♪♪

♪♪ That's how
she became the nanny! ♪♪

♪♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪♪

♪♪ was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪

♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪

♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪

♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪

♪♪ Such joie de vivre! ♪♪

♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪

♪♪ when everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪

♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪

♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪

[TV MUSIC]

An average day at Sun Lake
Village consists of waking
up,

God willing...

to breathtaking beaches, lush
foliage and unspoiled vistas.

- Oh, Tony Roma's.
- Oh, Tony Roma's.

Just six minutes
from a Loehmann's

a 24 hour Cadillac dealership

and the best prostate man
in South Florida.

- See that guy in the front
row?
- Yeah.

- I'll bet he's got great
hands.
- Yetta.

What? One of us has to be
able to open the pickle jar.

So, ma, what do you think?
This place looks fabulous.

Oh, I couldn't make
a decision like this without
discussing it with your
father.

And now for those of you
who are ready to make a deposit

please, you'll join us for
complimentary coffee and cake.

You know, I'm my own person.

Do the appliances
come in avocado?

Mr. Sheffield, I know that
it's really really late,
but I couldn't sleep.

- And I was just hoping
that you might be up.
- [GASPING]

- Oh, were you having
a nightmare?
- Yeah, I think so.

I was dreaming
I was sleeping in my bed.

- Yeah.
- And then this incredibly

sexy woman came in
and bloody woke me up.

You think I look
incredibly sexy?

Miss Fine, what are you
doing in my bedroom?

Mr. Sheffield, I've got
insomnia and I couldn't
sleep.

And I thought
if you couldn't sleep

and you came into my room,
I'd be there for you.

All right. So why do you
think you can't sleep?
What are you feeling?

[SIGHS] Well, I'm feeling
frustrated and I don't know
why.

Well...

When do you...

- When do you think
this started?
- Four years ago.

The insomnia kicked in tonight.

Well, did something happen
today that's upsetting you
or worrying you?

No, no. It was a perfectly
normal day, manicure,
pedicure, facial for Gracie.

She had a big play date today.

Then I took ma to buy a condo
in Florida, then Bloomies,
then home.

Miss Fine,
your mother's moving to
Florida.

Uh-huh. She put a deposit on
a condo for her and daddy
today.

They're finally moving to
Boca,
1372 miles away, roughly.

Miss Fine, did it occur to
you
that your mother

moving to Florida might be
what's troubling you?

So not.

No, seriously. I think
it might be worrying you
more than you think.

I think this is the thing you
should talk to Dr. Miller
about.

- In therapy?
- Well, of course in therapy.

What do you think
those sessions are for?

- Uh...
- [CHUCKLES]

You're not gonna tell me
you sit there week after
week talking about me?

Oh, yeah. Right.

Oh, hello, Dr. Miller.
I hope I'm not catching you
at a bad time.

Oh, not at all.

[FLUSHES TOILET]

No. I'm always up
at 5:30 in the morning.

How did you get my home number?

Oh, well, let's just say
there are 30 Dr. Millers
in the tri-state area

that are a little PO'd at me.

[LAUGHS]

All right, Fran,
what's the emergency?

Dr. Miller,
last night my dream came true.

You know, I couldn't sleep, so
I went into Mr. Sheffield's
room

- and while we were in bed.
- Yes?

Don't get excited.

Just on a night when I should
have been jumping for joy

I wound up miserable.

It's not unusual that when
two people fantasize

for a long time about
something and it happens,

it's not uncommon for them
to feel let down.

The question is,
what about your feelings?

Were you completely satisfied?

Well, I think so.

I mean, you know, it's what
I've always dreamed of.

You know how long
I've wanted this.

Well, did you feel
the earth move?

Doc, they're moving to Boca,
not Antarctica.

Excuse me?

My parents are moving to Boca.
Why aren't I happy?

Fran, it is a long
and sometimes painful process

separating from ones mother,
but you have to understand

you must do that
in order to become a mature,
healthy adult.

- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- Mother, I am in session.

I don't even know why I still
keep going to that Dr. Miller.

I mean, listen to
what this man says to me.

For a woman my age, I have an
abnormal connection to my
mommy.

What's that?

It's wrong, Fran.

I mean, if you were still
living
at home and sleeping on a pull
out couch

- then already you'd be--
- You.

You know the man is whacko.

Do you know how many people
would kill to have
a relationship

like I have with my mother?

I mean, let's face it.
She's not getting any younger.

You don't know how many years
you have together.

You gotta appreciate
every precious moment.

I don't want my mommy
to move away.

Oh, I'm really sorry.

- Oh, good, my
antidepressants.
- They're mine.

- Oy, please, would you stop?
- Yeah.

Just because your friend's
getting married and you're
not.

You know, you don't
exactly make tons of money.

You should be happy you don't
have a wife to support.

And on that note.

Oh, poor Niles,
always a best man, never a man.

Hey, what do you think
will be the hardest part

watching your friend
kiss the bride

or starting every sentence
with,
"No, I don't have a date."

Well, I was thinking of
asking
a tall, voluptuous blond

but she's moving to Boca.

Oh, you are pathetic. All right.

If you're that desperate,
I will go with you.

That doesn't sound like you.

Someone leave that on
your answering machine?

Well, now you can
just forget it.

I wouldn't go with you
if you begged me.

- Pick you up at 8:00?
- 7:00. We'll have drinks.

Oh, Val,

what am I gonna do
without my mother being here?

I'm gonna miss
her hugs and kisses.

Why is she the one that
always gives me that warm,
fuzzy feeling?

Because she don't wax her chin.

You are not putting
brown pebble linoleum

in my gray and mauve
nouveau riche condo.

Your condo?

Who's $350 a month social
security is paying the
mortgage?

Could you puke from this?

Oh, and this is hip.

Well, at least mine
is more appetizing.

Yeah. You need more appetite.

Well, excuse me, ma,
but Dr. Artenberg says

that I have a sluggish
metabolism and I have to
eat or I will die.

And if that happens,
I will put in my will

that you are not putting
this brown pebble kah-kah
linoleum!

Val...

Val.

I can't. I can't tell her
not to move. Look how happy
she is.

Miss Fine, I've got
a wonderful surprise for you.

The entire family is going
to Florida for the weekend.

Florida sucks.

Miss Fine, do you really think

that sundae can replace
your mother's love?

No.

Now it can.

Miss Fine, you've got to come
to
grips with your mother moving.

Well, I'm trying to but
every time I turn around

something else
reminds me of her.

[WHIMPERS]

Now do I start yelling
or will those things
disappear on their own?

She's just taking them
out for a spin.

Would you think of them
as training wheels.

[CRYING]
Come here, sweetie.

Miss Fine, come with us.
It'll be fun. Look,
we're traveling first class.

Big shrimp. Free slippers.

We'll be staying
at the Fontainebleau

and your palatial suite
has its own Jacuzzi.

On the terrace?

Oh, I don't care. I'm not going.

- Oh, Miss Fine, I
understand.
- [SOBBING]

But we'll be back Monday morning

after I finish judging
the Miss Universe contest.

Maybe it would be better for
me
to be around people.

Hi.

Pretty girl, isn't she,
Miss Fine?

- Yeah.
- You know, her platform
is the environment.

You can tell
she's had her whole body

reconstructed from
her country's natural
resources.

Little jealous, are we,
Miss Fine?

Please, I've had a glimpse
of a few of their mothers.

I know where they're headed.

Speaking of mothers,
you're handling
your future separation well.

I'm very proud of you.

Oh, well, you know,

this has been
a great diversion for me.

- I mean, the plane, the
shrimp,
watchingBooty Call.
- [CHUCKLES]

Thank you for taking me
on this trip. I really
haven't even thought about ma.

Oh, I'm always there for you,
Miss Fine, you know.

I know.
You are such a good friend
and--

Oops! They need me to take
a picture with Miss U.S.A.

Hi. Hello, I am Alicia Machado.

Oh, hi. FromWho's the Boss?

No. That is Alyssa Milano.
But I get that all the time.

I'm Miss Universe. Look at that.

Ooh.

[CHUCKLES]

Miss Universe.

[SOBBING]

[SPEAKS SPANISH]
Why are you crying?

I just saw a contestant
that reminded me of my mother.

- Who?
- Miss Hungary.

Oh!

Poor baby.

Tell me, what interests you,
Miss U.S.A.?

- You mean
other than handsome judges?
- Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Mr. Sheffield, I wanna go
home.
I have to tell ma
that she can't move.

Oh, it sounds delicious.
Why don't you make reservations?

Excuse me, I just wanna say
what a wonderful job

your judges are doing,
especially that one over
there.

You know,
his cousin's a little
nervous.

See he's giving her a few
tips
on how to win this thing.

His cousin?

What on earth would make them
think I was related
to Miss U.S.A.

She's bloody Hawaiian
for God sakes.

Look, maybe it's
a blessing in disguise.

I mean, the British
aren't exactly known

for picking
the most attractive people

to wear a crown.

Miss Fine, I haven't seen
Gracie's new figure since
we left Disney World.

What happened?

Space Mountain, they blew off
into a galaxy far far away.

So, Brighton,
am I going the right way?

Um, yeah. Just make a left
at that old lady.

We're in Florida. Which one?

You know, I don't remember
it taking this long
to get to the airport.

I mean, I'm just anxious
to get home and talk to ma.

Miss Fine, I have
a little confession to make.

Dad, I thought we were
going to Sylvia's condo?

[GASPS]
Stop the car! Stop the car!

No, no. Miss Fine, do you
want us all to die?

When in Boca.

Look, I just thought if you
actually saw your mother's
condo

and the beautiful lifestyle
she's gonna have,
you might be happy for her.

Wouldn't you think?

Did you ever think some
good might come of
your mother moving away?

[SIGHS]

Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
I've been so lost since ma
left.

Really? I feel wonderful.

I don't know what it is,
Miss Fine, but I feel so much

closer to you since Sylvia left.

Sylvia who?

Miss Fine,
I'm not sure how much longer

I can control my feelings
for you.

Well, wait three,
four seconds and let her rip.

I, um, gave Niles the day off.

Mr. Sheffield.

Where are the children?

I should know that, shouldn't I?

Oh, School.
They're in school till 3:00.

So there's nothing to stop us.

I mean, your mother isn't
gonna be dropping by, is she?

Uh-uh.

♪♪ Ma's moving to Boca
Ma's moving to Boca ♪♪

♪♪ Ma's moving to Boca ♪♪

You know, according to the map,
we should be there by now.

There are no condos around here.
This is a complete
and total swamp.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Miss Fine, I think your
mother's
been taken for a ride.

No. No. No.

You know what?
We'll get her deposit back.

And as soon as possible

she'll put another down payment
on a condo in Boca as soon
as possible.

Did I say that twice?

I'm car sick.
I think I'm gonna throw up.

[CRYING] Me first.

Miss Fine, your mother's
not moving to Boca,
so why the sundae?

My mother's not moving to Boca.

Oh, Miss Fine.

Where's Niles?
Did I give him the day off?

I guess so.

Where are the children?

I should know that, shouldn't I?

This is delicious.

- Here, you wanna try some?
- Yeah.

Good, huh?

Oh, boy, got a little
chocolate
on the little mouthy.

Ugh. I have been tasting
kung pao beef for two days now.

Oh. Oh.

Almost there.

Yes. Yes! Yes!

Just give me 20 minutes
to recover

and then I'll open up
the apple sauce.

Yeah.

[♪♪♪]