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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,341 --> 00:00:06,111 MAN: ♪ Seven billion people in the world 2 00:00:06,213 --> 00:00:10,717 MAN AND WOMAN: ♪ You and I are just two 3 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:14,986 ♪ Seven thousand million people 4 00:00:15,088 --> 00:00:18,653 ♪ Two of them are me and you 5 00:00:19,762 --> 00:00:21,926 ♪ Who are you looking at 6 00:00:22,029 --> 00:00:25,396 ♪ Whenever you look at me? 7 00:00:25,498 --> 00:00:31,436 ♪ What do I look like when you see who you see? 8 00:00:31,538 --> 00:00:37,240 ♪ Who am I looking at when my eyes look your way? 9 00:00:37,342 --> 00:00:39,913 ♪ Who is it that I'm speaking to 10 00:00:40,015 --> 00:00:45,581 ♪ When I call out in order to say? 11 00:01:44,547 --> 00:01:47,346 (DOOR OPENS) 12 00:01:48,617 --> 00:01:50,316 (DOOR CLOSES) 13 00:02:05,129 --> 00:02:07,531 (DEVICE POWERS UP) 14 00:02:13,006 --> 00:02:16,177 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 15 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:29,646 (WATER RUNS) 16 00:03:40,124 --> 00:03:42,659 (PHONE RINGS) 17 00:03:45,629 --> 00:03:49,034 Hello? I just got to the hotel room. 18 00:03:49,137 --> 00:03:51,368 MAN: Well, get over here, man. 19 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,070 I was gonna go see my sisters tonight 20 00:03:53,172 --> 00:03:54,506 and come see you tomorrow. 21 00:03:54,608 --> 00:03:58,408 Oh, really? We, um... shit. He... he's coming. 22 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,047 He's coming tomorrow, not tonight. 23 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:02,410 - WOMAN: Why? - MAN: It's OK. Yeah. 24 00:04:02,512 --> 00:04:04,811 I should have clarified that. 25 00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:07,788 Vanessa was planning on making dinner. 26 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,716 I should have clarified. 27 00:04:09,818 --> 00:04:12,926 Uh, the baby is waiting to meet you. 28 00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:14,524 I'm waiting to meet the baby. 29 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:17,227 She's so fucking awesome. You'll see. 30 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:18,825 She's gonna blow your mind. 31 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:22,661 - Uh, OK. What time tomorrow? - Um, three? 32 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,266 Is three good for tomorrow? 33 00:04:25,368 --> 00:04:26,665 - Four? - Four? 34 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,603 VANESSA: Five? Four is fine. 35 00:04:28,705 --> 00:04:30,441 - Five? - VANESSA: Four is perfect. 36 00:04:30,543 --> 00:04:32,508 - MAN: Four it is. - OK, see you at four. 37 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:35,914 - Tell Rachel and Maggie hello. - I will. 38 00:04:36,016 --> 00:04:37,917 All right, dude. 39 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:41,916 (GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES) 40 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:50,562 (PHONE RINGS) 41 00:05:00,138 --> 00:05:02,205 WOMAN: Hello. 42 00:05:02,307 --> 00:05:05,576 - Hi. - Where are you? 43 00:05:05,678 --> 00:05:08,943 - The hotel room. - Aren't you coming over here? 44 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:11,713 No, I was gonna go to Scott's 45 00:05:11,816 --> 00:05:14,086 to see his baby today and see you tomorrow. 46 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,617 OK. Did you tell Maggie this? 47 00:05:16,719 --> 00:05:18,289 I texted Maggie, like, three times 48 00:05:18,391 --> 00:05:19,688 but she hasn't gotten back to me. 49 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,591 I think it's some kind of digital detox. 50 00:05:21,694 --> 00:05:23,462 She's not using her phone at the moment. 51 00:05:23,564 --> 00:05:25,432 She was just assuming you were coming here 52 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,614 so she was gonna show up at the house if she could. 53 00:05:27,665 --> 00:05:29,301 You should have told me your plan. 54 00:05:29,403 --> 00:05:30,904 I thought I did. What does that mean, 55 00:05:31,006 --> 00:05:32,046 she's not using her phone? 56 00:05:32,106 --> 00:05:35,706 (LOUD MUSIC AND CHATTER) 57 00:05:44,813 --> 00:05:46,447 Hey, does Dennis still work here? 58 00:05:46,549 --> 00:05:48,387 - What? - Is Dennis here? 59 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,060 You gotta speak up, man. The music's too loud. 60 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:53,994 - Dennis. Does Dennis work here? - Who has it? 61 00:05:54,096 --> 00:05:57,123 No. I'm looking for Dennis. 62 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,855 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 63 00:06:26,862 --> 00:06:29,292 (TV PLAYING) 64 00:06:29,394 --> 00:06:31,157 - Dennis, hi. - Eric. 65 00:06:31,259 --> 00:06:33,732 I saw the light was on so I thought you weren't asleep. 66 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:36,115 I would have called, but I don't have your number anymore. 67 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:37,963 I got a new phone and I couldn't figure out 68 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,237 how to get all my old contacts onto it. 69 00:06:41,339 --> 00:06:44,775 - OK. - Yeah, uh... 70 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:51,150 I did leave a message on your Instagram yesterday. 71 00:06:51,252 --> 00:06:53,912 Hmm, I didn't see the message. 72 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,849 It said that the message was read, 73 00:06:55,951 --> 00:06:58,155 but maybe you just skimmed over it. 74 00:06:58,257 --> 00:06:59,986 So you're visiting? 75 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:02,188 Just for the weekend. Scott had a baby. 76 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:04,958 - I'm here to see Scott's baby. - Who... who's Scott? 77 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:08,463 - Scott. You don't know Scott? - Who is he? 78 00:07:08,565 --> 00:07:09,830 I thought you knew him. 79 00:07:09,932 --> 00:07:11,700 Anyway, I came to town to see his baby, 80 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:13,537 and I thought I'd check in with you. 81 00:07:13,639 --> 00:07:14,969 What are you up to tonight? Busy? 82 00:07:15,071 --> 00:07:18,039 I'm just chilling. Watching this... documentary. 83 00:07:19,108 --> 00:07:23,082 - Still play poker? - Not... not very often, no. 84 00:07:23,184 --> 00:07:24,551 Over at Josh's house? 85 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,881 Speaking of babies, Josh just had a baby, so that's... 86 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:29,551 You guys play any spontaneous games anymore? 87 00:07:29,653 --> 00:07:30,952 Could we make that materialize 88 00:07:31,054 --> 00:07:32,799 if you told him I'm in town and we want to play? 89 00:07:32,823 --> 00:07:34,820 I'm halfway through the documentary. 90 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,255 ERIC: After the documentary. 91 00:07:36,357 --> 00:07:38,695 I plan on going to sleep after the documentary, Eric. 92 00:07:38,797 --> 00:07:40,660 You don't think you'll get a second wind? 93 00:07:40,762 --> 00:07:43,130 No, not tonight, Eric. No. 94 00:07:45,571 --> 00:07:47,902 What about a game tomorrow night? 95 00:07:48,004 --> 00:07:49,703 DENNIS: I'll ask Josh if he's interested. 96 00:07:49,805 --> 00:07:51,710 That'd be fun, wouldn't it? 97 00:08:09,162 --> 00:08:10,531 Thank you. 98 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,135 Hey. 99 00:08:22,507 --> 00:08:26,379 - Hey. - Where's Maggie? 100 00:08:26,481 --> 00:08:28,345 Uh, she's meeting us at the diner. 101 00:08:28,447 --> 00:08:29,514 Aren't we running late? 102 00:08:29,616 --> 00:08:30,658 I thought we said breakfast at ten. 103 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:33,180 - It's ten now. - We're not late. 104 00:08:41,923 --> 00:08:43,960 - ERIC: Hey. - RACHEL: Hey. 105 00:08:48,864 --> 00:08:52,266 That's still how you hug people? 106 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:56,038 Why don't you hug me like you haven't seen me for three years? 107 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:13,658 So how was your flight? 108 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,661 Did you watch any in-flight entertainment? 109 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:19,666 They didn't have any movies on the plane. 110 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:22,767 - Oh, bummer. - (MACHINE WHIRS) 111 00:09:22,869 --> 00:09:26,101 ERIC: You look good. When did you dye your hair? 112 00:09:26,669 --> 00:09:27,937 RACHEL: A year ago. 113 00:09:28,039 --> 00:09:30,176 Oh. OK. I didn't... I didn't really know that. 114 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,545 Well, you would have, 115 00:09:31,647 --> 00:09:35,913 if we'd ever Skyped or FaceTimed or whatever. 116 00:09:38,817 --> 00:09:40,852 I dyed it the day after Rosie died. 117 00:09:40,954 --> 00:09:45,851 Oh, good old Rosie. So it was like a symbolic thing? 118 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:48,625 RACHEL: No, I just did it. 119 00:09:48,727 --> 00:09:50,761 I didn't think it meant anything. 120 00:09:50,864 --> 00:09:53,225 I think I just needed something to do that day. 121 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:57,104 No, I just meant it could easily be construed 122 00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:58,768 as a symbolic gesture. 123 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:04,344 - You know, mourning or whatever. - Hmm. 124 00:10:04,446 --> 00:10:06,842 Well, she was Mom's dog, not mine. 125 00:10:06,944 --> 00:10:08,647 I wasn't even that sad when she died. 126 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,678 In fact, I was pretty fucking happy about it. 127 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,949 Well, I liked Rosie. 128 00:10:14,051 --> 00:10:16,685 RACHEL: Well, you never lived with her. 129 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:18,450 Never saw her staring at you 130 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:21,421 with her beady little soulless eyes from her doggie bed 131 00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:25,798 like your only worth in life was being her food dispenser. 132 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:30,096 But I guess being her inheritor, 133 00:10:30,198 --> 00:10:33,234 it was my cross to bear and mine alone. 134 00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:43,014 ERIC: Is Nathan coming to breakfast? 135 00:10:43,116 --> 00:10:45,582 RACHEL: I told you, like, the same week that it happened 136 00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:47,820 that Nathan and I broke up. 137 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:53,259 I remember the last time you broke up, a year ago, 138 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,725 but you got back together. 139 00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:56,321 And then we broke up three months ago 140 00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:59,563 and I told you the same week that it happened. 141 00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:01,160 - I don't think you did. - I did. 142 00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:03,061 But we didn't talk about it in detail 143 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,838 because I didn't feel like it. 144 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:08,434 I said, "Nathan and I broke up but please, let's move on." 145 00:11:11,912 --> 00:11:14,979 - You want to talk about it now? - Not really, no. 146 00:11:19,114 --> 00:11:21,722 - ERIC: Is that her? - RACHEL: No. 147 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:32,062 ERIC: No. 148 00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:50,245 - (CAR DOOR SHUTS) - MAGGIE: Hello. 149 00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:00,024 - MAGGIE: Hi. - ERIC: Hey. 150 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,190 Where were you last night? 151 00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:06,699 I had to go to Scott's to see his baby. 152 00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:08,701 I thought you were coming over to the house. 153 00:12:08,804 --> 00:12:11,032 I think there was a mix-up in communication. 154 00:12:11,134 --> 00:12:13,100 Well, how was it seeing Scott's baby? 155 00:12:13,202 --> 00:12:15,406 It was nice. It's a beautiful baby. 156 00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:17,239 Her name is Sofia. 157 00:12:19,143 --> 00:12:21,645 MAGGIE: Why are you even staying in a hotel? 158 00:12:21,747 --> 00:12:23,243 You know, I thought tonight 159 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:26,111 we would all sleep at the house together. 160 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,447 ERIC: What gave you that idea? 161 00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:31,185 I guess it's just sort of what I wanted to happen. 162 00:12:31,288 --> 00:12:33,524 I get a good rate because I travel so much. 163 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,455 And I like hotel rooms. 164 00:12:35,557 --> 00:12:38,095 Why do I feel guilty about how I organized this trip? 165 00:12:38,197 --> 00:12:41,327 Neither of you have ever come to visit me in Portland. 166 00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:45,265 - I am planning on visiting you. - ERIC: When? 167 00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:48,402 I don't know. Maybe I'll do a whole big trip. 168 00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:51,238 - What about, like, next month? - What about school? 169 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:56,444 - I quit school. - What? When did that happen? 170 00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:59,284 MAGGIE: I started to feel like I was in the wrong place. 171 00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:00,613 So I stopped. 172 00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:03,048 ERIC: I can't believe you quit college without telling me. 173 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,250 Why wouldn't you call me? 174 00:13:04,352 --> 00:13:06,425 MAGGIE: I didn't want to bother you. 175 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:08,422 Whoa, she's still here. 176 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:12,493 Oh, that sweet and beautiful lady. 177 00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:16,399 God chooses precious few to rock legs like that at her age. 178 00:13:16,502 --> 00:13:18,266 (CHUCKLES) 179 00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:21,137 Yeah, if those legs stepped into a liquor store, 180 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:23,608 - you'd ask them for their ID. - (SISTERS CHUCKLE) 181 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,073 RACHEL: If you see your sister 182 00:13:25,175 --> 00:13:27,039 with a body like that in 40 years, 183 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:28,714 know that even if her life 184 00:13:28,816 --> 00:13:31,013 appeared to be a total waste of time, 185 00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:33,112 in her heart, she's a woman satisfied. 186 00:13:33,214 --> 00:13:35,449 Hey, are those legs on the menu? 187 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,924 Oh, here they are. I see them. 188 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,994 They're under signature classics. Hot old-woman legs. 189 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,160 Hmm. I was gonna get 190 00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:49,100 the double blueberry pancakes, my usual, but... 191 00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:54,067 those hot old-woman legs seem to be calling my name. 192 00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:55,379 So you're going to eat her legs? 193 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,142 ERIC: Yeah, with the fresh coleslaw. 194 00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:59,941 You want them to saw her legs off and then cook them for you? 195 00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,409 I'm not sure how they do it. 196 00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:03,358 Just whatever they do for the signature classics here. 197 00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:07,051 Oh, it says here I can have my choice of fresh coleslaw, 198 00:14:07,153 --> 00:14:11,254 side garden salad, or rice pilaf if I get the legs. 199 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,790 I do like the coleslaw here. 200 00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:15,391 How far are you gonna take this? 201 00:14:15,493 --> 00:14:19,966 Are you saying that those legs don't look absolutely delicious? 202 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,433 That's just how I like my hot old-woman legs to look. 203 00:14:22,535 --> 00:14:23,561 Yummy, yummy. 204 00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:25,013 RACHEL: You like them to look like a meatloaf 205 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,003 drenched in wet poop. That's cool. 206 00:14:27,105 --> 00:14:31,172 So what is on our schedule today? 207 00:14:31,274 --> 00:14:32,382 ERIC: Whatever you want, but at four, 208 00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:33,880 I'm going back to Scott's house, 209 00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,510 and then tonight, I'm meeting up with Dennis. 210 00:14:37,578 --> 00:14:39,585 - MAGGIE: Who's Dennis? - He's an old friend. 211 00:14:39,687 --> 00:14:40,918 MAGGIE: What about tomorrow? 212 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:44,222 ERIC: My flight is in the morning. 213 00:14:44,324 --> 00:14:47,486 Well, that only gives us, like, five hours to be together today. 214 00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:50,161 Yeah, I told you it was going to be a fast trip. 215 00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:54,066 WAITRESS: So what can I get for you? 216 00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:57,531 I guess I'll just get your famous triple berry crêpes. 217 00:14:59,306 --> 00:15:04,437 And I'll get the French toast with whipped cream on top. 218 00:15:04,539 --> 00:15:06,910 Double blueberry pancakes and hash browns. 219 00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:10,511 Double blueberry and hash. Great. 220 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:04,031 We've been downstairs waiting for you for 20 minutes. 221 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:05,864 Why, what's going on? 222 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:10,037 - She's making Bloody Marys. - ERIC: It's, like, two o'clock. 223 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:14,807 OK. Should I stop her? 224 00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:18,244 ERIC: Well, I don't know. Is she, like, an alcoholic now? 225 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:22,648 What? No. Maybe. I don't know. 226 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,250 Hey, I really wish that you would have told me 227 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,159 about quitting college. 228 00:16:34,398 --> 00:16:37,136 I just wasn't thriving in that atmosphere. 229 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:42,403 The professors were suffocating my originality. 230 00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:46,605 The very strict policy that I attend class 231 00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:50,275 and pay attention to the subject at hand. 232 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,014 - Is that a joke? - Yes. 233 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,318 - It's really not funny. - OK. 234 00:17:13,271 --> 00:17:15,004 ERIC: But seriously, doesn't Rachel 235 00:17:15,106 --> 00:17:17,240 seem a little off to you? 236 00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:20,773 MAGGIE: She seems like her normal self to me. 237 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,444 She did say a few weeks ago that she's depressed. 238 00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:26,281 OK, well, I've never seen her depressed. 239 00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:28,921 MAGGIE: What are you talking about? 240 00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:31,055 She was super-depressed when Mom died. 241 00:17:31,157 --> 00:17:33,456 Wasn't that just, like, normal grief? 242 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:36,962 Well, I don't think she's ever really processed it. 243 00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:40,159 Not, like, completely. None of us have. 244 00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:42,234 ERIC: Well, it's... 245 00:17:43,101 --> 00:17:45,338 It's been four and a half years. 246 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,766 Five. 247 00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:50,006 - Yeah. - Yeah. 248 00:17:50,108 --> 00:17:51,878 We don't ever talk about Mom. 249 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,079 OK, so that's why Rachel is depressed? 250 00:17:55,181 --> 00:17:57,244 Maybe it's more to do with Nathan. 251 00:17:57,346 --> 00:17:59,251 Yeah, so what happened there? 252 00:18:00,282 --> 00:18:02,385 You mean with Stephanie? 253 00:18:02,487 --> 00:18:05,422 Stephanie, his ex-girlfriend from high school? 254 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,894 Oh. She didn't tell you. 255 00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:10,394 She probably doesn't want you to know. 256 00:18:10,496 --> 00:18:14,695 - You basically just told me. - Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 257 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,140 (CLEARS THROAT) 258 00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:26,746 ♪ It's a big old world 259 00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:28,274 ♪ With a lot of people 260 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,980 ♪ It's a big old city 261 00:18:30,082 --> 00:18:31,816 ♪ With a lot of things 262 00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:33,686 ♪ You're a busy woman 263 00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:35,282 ♪ You're a busy man 264 00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:37,448 ♪ If I get in your way 265 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,286 ♪ Go around me, buddy 266 00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:44,828 ♪ Go around me, buddy 267 00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:46,463 ♪ Go around me 268 00:18:47,329 --> 00:18:49,900 ♪ Go around me, buddy 269 00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:53,239 ♪ If I'm in the way 270 00:18:59,811 --> 00:19:01,178 Eric... 271 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,514 You're here for half an hour more? 272 00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:11,191 My legs are getting tired. 273 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:16,254 - (ERIC CLEARS THROAT) - (SIGHS) 274 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,330 Nice. Thank you. 275 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:22,629 ♪ How many things do you have to do? 276 00:19:22,731 --> 00:19:25,731 ♪ How many things are so brand new? 277 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,603 ♪ How many people do you have to meet? 278 00:19:28,705 --> 00:19:31,469 ♪ How many minutes do you have to breathe? 279 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,142 ♪ Time is ticking! 280 00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:36,575 ♪ The sun is sinking! 281 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,078 ♪ You have a lot on your mind! 282 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,180 Tink, tink! 283 00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,921 ♪ All you want to do is unwind! 284 00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:44,891 ♪ Am I standing in your place? 285 00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:47,326 ♪ Am I running in your race? 286 00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:50,558 ♪ Am I walking your walk? 287 00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:53,766 - ♪ Am I ticking off your clock? - (GRUNTS) 288 00:19:53,868 --> 00:19:56,197 ♪ Go around me, buddy 289 00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:58,933 ♪ If I'm in the way 290 00:19:59,036 --> 00:20:02,002 ♪ Oh! 291 00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:04,640 ♪ Oh! 292 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,610 ♪ Am I the one ruining your day? 293 00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:12,217 ♪ Oh, am I the one making your clouds gray? 294 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:15,549 ♪ Oh, pardon me if I walk right into you 295 00:20:15,651 --> 00:20:18,084 ♪ Pardon me and go right through 296 00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:19,985 Tap dance! 297 00:20:20,893 --> 00:20:23,692 (FEET SHUFFLING) 298 00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:30,732 MAGGIE: We never had tap shoes, yet we still decided to do this. 299 00:20:33,402 --> 00:20:37,542 (MAGGIE PANTS AND LAUGHS) 300 00:20:37,644 --> 00:20:39,675 Oh. 301 00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:52,919 (CHUCKLES) 302 00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:10,869 RACHEL: Hey, I thought we retired "Go Around Me, Buddy". 303 00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,838 - Why would you think that? - Uh, I don't know. 304 00:21:12,941 --> 00:21:15,843 I guess I assumed our days as a wannabe trio 305 00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:18,916 of singer-songwriters and child performance artists 306 00:21:19,018 --> 00:21:20,784 were long behind us. 307 00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:22,053 No way. 308 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,387 RACHEL: When was the last time 309 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,170 we actually brought out the old songbook? 310 00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:28,087 MAGGIE: Christmas. 311 00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:33,333 Eight years ago. Like, a month before Eric left home. 312 00:22:06,328 --> 00:22:08,929 (BABY WHIMPERS) 313 00:22:19,313 --> 00:22:20,593 I wish you could stay for dinner. 314 00:22:20,644 --> 00:22:22,246 You know, I had a whole plan laid out. 315 00:22:22,348 --> 00:22:23,911 - Sorry about that. - Oh, it's OK. 316 00:22:24,013 --> 00:22:26,348 Who's this Dennis guy you're hanging out with tonight? 317 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:28,982 - You never met Dennis? - No. 318 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,488 How are your sisters doing? 319 00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:35,858 Yeah, you know. Rachel is living on her own now. 320 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,891 She's the one who wanted to keep the house after our mom died. 321 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:42,001 Is she still working for the, uh...? 322 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,304 Radio station. Yeah. Maggie... 323 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,867 Maggie went to college for almost a year 324 00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:50,301 and then she just suddenly quit, out of nowhere. 325 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,640 Why? 326 00:22:51,843 --> 00:22:55,712 Like, she just follows her feelings and that's it. 327 00:23:03,288 --> 00:23:06,756 (POP MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY) 328 00:23:17,699 --> 00:23:20,006 MAN: Well, that's it for me. 329 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,769 Good to see you again, Eric. 330 00:23:21,871 --> 00:23:24,208 - Have a safe trip home. - Thanks. Good game. 331 00:23:24,311 --> 00:23:26,446 - Goodnight, everyone. - Bye. 332 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:30,714 (MUFFLED MUSIC) 333 00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:08,950 All in? 334 00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:18,260 I don't have a great hand, but I do have something. 335 00:24:18,362 --> 00:24:20,097 ERIC: Straight draw? 336 00:24:20,199 --> 00:24:22,627 - No. - ERIC: Tens? 337 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:26,198 - MAN: No. - Oh. 338 00:24:27,938 --> 00:24:30,504 You know, I think you've been bluffing all night 339 00:24:30,606 --> 00:24:31,737 and you're bluffing now. 340 00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:33,312 I'm not bluffing, I promise you. 341 00:24:33,414 --> 00:24:35,307 But you do what you want, I'm good. 342 00:24:35,409 --> 00:24:39,112 - So you want me to call you? - Either way is good for me. 343 00:24:45,892 --> 00:24:52,994 Well, this is probably idiotic, but, um... yeah, fuck it, call. 344 00:24:57,368 --> 00:24:58,466 Yeah. I thought so. 345 00:24:58,568 --> 00:24:59,701 ERIC: Why did you... What? 346 00:24:59,803 --> 00:25:01,323 Why are you calling my bet on the flop? 347 00:25:01,408 --> 00:25:03,307 You thought your sevens were ahead 348 00:25:03,409 --> 00:25:04,738 after this giant bet I made? 349 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,373 MAN: I don't know, man. It was... 350 00:25:06,475 --> 00:25:08,680 It was stupid. 351 00:25:10,578 --> 00:25:11,844 (MAN LAUGHS) 352 00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:14,045 - WOMAN: Dude. Nice! - MAN: Shit. 353 00:25:14,147 --> 00:25:16,520 - WOMAN: OK. - MAN: All right, yeah. 354 00:25:16,622 --> 00:25:20,091 - Fucking A. - WOMAN: Nice. (LAUGHS) 355 00:25:20,193 --> 00:25:21,988 Wow. Well, I... Hey. 356 00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:25,158 - I'm... I'm really sorry, man. - That was... 357 00:25:26,298 --> 00:25:27,762 That did not happen. 358 00:25:27,864 --> 00:25:30,201 That was a good game. It's just luck. 359 00:25:30,303 --> 00:25:31,370 It doesn't make any sense. 360 00:25:31,472 --> 00:25:32,714 Why did you call my bet on the flop? 361 00:25:32,738 --> 00:25:34,418 I had the sevens and then I had the feeling 362 00:25:34,505 --> 00:25:35,738 that you were bluffing. 363 00:25:35,841 --> 00:25:37,869 Because I wanted you to think I was bluffing. 364 00:25:37,972 --> 00:25:41,112 Well, it worked, and I got lucky. 365 00:25:41,214 --> 00:25:42,214 That's a bad call. 366 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:43,825 You're not supposed to make the all-in call. 367 00:25:43,849 --> 00:25:45,745 Josh does stupid shit like that all the time. 368 00:25:45,847 --> 00:25:47,182 It usually works out for him. 369 00:25:47,285 --> 00:25:49,182 JOSH: OK. 370 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:57,729 Tough break, bro. Sorry about that. 371 00:26:00,901 --> 00:26:03,127 Why was he even in that hand? With a three and a seven? 372 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,470 Why did he even call my pre-flop raise? 373 00:26:05,572 --> 00:26:07,504 DENNIS: You placed third and cashed out. 374 00:26:07,606 --> 00:26:09,305 I never get a chance to cash out. 375 00:26:09,407 --> 00:26:11,611 You should be happy. 376 00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:17,648 Can we play again when you're done? 377 00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:19,913 Uh, you know what, man? We really can't tonight. 378 00:26:20,015 --> 00:26:22,953 I told my wife it wouldn't be too late. 379 00:26:23,055 --> 00:26:25,516 - Can we play again tomorrow? - Aren't you leaving tomorrow? 380 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:28,120 I'll change my flight. I have elite status with the airline, 381 00:26:28,223 --> 00:26:30,328 so I don't have to worry about rebooking fees. 382 00:26:30,430 --> 00:26:31,761 Man, you... you're just on tilt. 383 00:26:31,863 --> 00:26:33,796 Yeah, maybe just, you know, take a moment. 384 00:26:33,898 --> 00:26:36,501 Relax. Rethink it. Go back to the hotel, 385 00:26:36,603 --> 00:26:38,008 and if you think you still want to stay, 386 00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:39,469 we can all come and talk about it. 387 00:26:39,571 --> 00:26:41,540 Do I look like I'm not calm? 388 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,146 DENNIS: You're not even a little bit upset? 389 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:44,704 This is just me knowing that I can win 390 00:26:44,806 --> 00:26:46,641 and wanting to play again. 391 00:26:46,743 --> 00:26:47,941 I don't care about the money. 392 00:26:48,043 --> 00:26:49,677 I just don't have to pay rebooking fees, 393 00:26:49,779 --> 00:26:51,849 so it's easy for me to stay. 394 00:26:51,951 --> 00:26:54,918 I'd be willing to play again if everybody else is. 395 00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:16,200 - ERIC: Is Maggie here? - WOMAN: Yeah, she is. Um... 396 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,140 - ERIC: Can I talk to her? - WOMAN: OK. 397 00:27:21,843 --> 00:27:23,110 I just opened the door 398 00:27:23,212 --> 00:27:25,316 and there's a man outside coming up the steps. 399 00:27:25,418 --> 00:27:27,687 He says he's here for you. 400 00:27:34,689 --> 00:27:36,696 Who was that? 401 00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:42,100 Just someone my roommate is sleeping with. 402 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:44,503 Eric! (CHUCKLES) 403 00:27:44,605 --> 00:27:47,638 This is the best. Why did you stay? 404 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:49,440 I just re-thought it and I just decided 405 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,752 that we didn't have enough time, 406 00:27:50,776 --> 00:27:52,607 so I changed my flight to tomorrow. 407 00:27:52,709 --> 00:27:54,307 I wanted to surprise you. 408 00:27:55,578 --> 00:27:57,310 I'm surprised. 409 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:03,184 Hey. 410 00:28:09,129 --> 00:28:10,389 OK... 411 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,703 MAGGIE: (WHISPERS) I thought you were gone. 412 00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,142 ERIC: Hmm? 413 00:28:31,713 --> 00:28:33,346 (MAGGIE SIGHS) 414 00:28:40,825 --> 00:28:42,991 MAGGIE: I thought you were gone. 415 00:28:43,093 --> 00:28:46,898 - I'm sorry. - MAGGIE: It's OK. I'm just... 416 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:53,366 - really happy you're here. - Yeah. 417 00:28:59,578 --> 00:29:02,680 Well, I'm going to... 418 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:05,917 call into work and get the day off. 419 00:29:08,151 --> 00:29:10,818 - Still working at that café? - (CHUCKLES) 420 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:16,026 Yes. Gonna quit soon anyways. 421 00:29:17,225 --> 00:29:18,964 Did you tell Rachel you're still here? 422 00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:22,267 No. I thought we could go to the house and surprise her. 423 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:24,532 Perfect. (CHUCKLES) 424 00:29:24,634 --> 00:29:26,806 Oh, and, um... 425 00:29:29,076 --> 00:29:33,345 This is the kitchen. You haven't seen my place yet. So, um... 426 00:29:33,447 --> 00:29:36,713 Yeah, no. This is, uh... 427 00:29:36,815 --> 00:29:38,617 This is the kitchen. Living room. 428 00:29:38,719 --> 00:29:40,511 I can show you my upstairs if you want. 429 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:43,416 - It's a really nice kitchen. - It is, isn't it? 430 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,163 ERIC: It's just the two of you, right? 431 00:29:46,187 --> 00:29:48,289 MAGGIE: Yeah, it's just two of us. 432 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:00,433 MAGGIE: Her car's not here. 433 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:03,434 You wanna text her and see where she's at? 434 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,109 ERIC: Let's just see if she comes back soon. 435 00:30:34,138 --> 00:30:36,602 (MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON) Play a disco song. 436 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,339 Shh. 437 00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,980 Oh. I lost my place. 438 00:30:42,945 --> 00:30:45,346 Play a Bee Gees song. 439 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,283 Play "More Than a Woman" by the Bee Gees. 440 00:30:50,386 --> 00:30:53,125 Show some respect for your musical ancestry. 441 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:55,086 (LAUGHS) 442 00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:57,726 Show some respect, Maggie. 443 00:30:57,828 --> 00:30:59,292 - Disco... - (LAUGHS) 444 00:30:59,394 --> 00:31:01,004 (CONTINUES AS MARGE SIMPSON) A lot of people 445 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:03,068 think disco is dead. 446 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:06,171 But the only thing dead is their ability to dance to great music. 447 00:31:06,273 --> 00:31:07,473 (LAUGHS) 448 00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:10,137 (LAUGHS LIKE MARGE SIMPSON) 449 00:31:10,239 --> 00:31:12,610 I wanna ask you some tough questions. 450 00:31:12,712 --> 00:31:14,507 Some hard-hitting questions now. 451 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:16,877 What will you do with your life now you've quit college 452 00:31:16,979 --> 00:31:19,344 and thrown it all away? 453 00:31:19,446 --> 00:31:22,284 How will you ever pick up the pieces? 454 00:31:27,058 --> 00:31:31,656 - I have a lot of ideas. - Like what? 455 00:31:35,631 --> 00:31:40,401 A friend of mine said I could come work with him in Utah. 456 00:31:41,136 --> 00:31:44,235 Southern Utah, in the desert. 457 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:46,140 He's a river-rafting guide, 458 00:31:46,242 --> 00:31:49,811 so he'd teach me how to raft down a river 459 00:31:49,913 --> 00:31:52,984 and I can become a guide. 460 00:31:53,086 --> 00:31:56,956 You know, for the tourists that come into town. 461 00:31:59,222 --> 00:32:03,424 - Have you ever rafted before? - No. 462 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:08,559 And who's this friend of yours? 463 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:13,402 Well, he's more of a friend of a friend. 464 00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:17,334 Never talked to him in person, but we've chatted online. 465 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,442 ERIC: Hmm... I don't like it. 466 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:26,579 It's as bad an idea as quitting college. 467 00:32:27,718 --> 00:32:29,450 Even worse. 468 00:32:31,018 --> 00:32:32,354 (CHUCKLES) 469 00:32:37,793 --> 00:32:39,526 (LAUGHS) 470 00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:43,464 We came here for nothing. Complete waste of our time. 471 00:32:47,136 --> 00:32:49,501 What do you want to do now? 472 00:32:49,603 --> 00:32:52,875 - What about the zoo? - What about the zoo? 473 00:32:52,977 --> 00:32:55,408 - We could go there. - Why? 474 00:32:55,511 --> 00:33:00,944 - You love the zoo. - I loved it when I was 12. 475 00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:03,395 MAGGIE: I'd be willing to go to the zoo if you really want to. 476 00:33:03,419 --> 00:33:05,717 ERIC: Forget it. It was just a stupid idea. 477 00:33:19,637 --> 00:33:21,304 (SIGHS) 478 00:33:34,052 --> 00:33:37,051 MAGGIE: "Hello, emu, how are you? 479 00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:40,824 What are things you like to do? 480 00:33:40,926 --> 00:33:43,661 I like to eat big giant bugs. 481 00:33:43,763 --> 00:33:46,224 I like eating slimy slugs. 482 00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,798 I like to chase the bees. 483 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,997 I like to pee on trees. 484 00:33:51,099 --> 00:33:53,098 Emu, emu. That is I. 485 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,539 Sadly I cannot fly. 486 00:33:55,641 --> 00:33:57,609 Emu, emu. E-M-U. 487 00:33:57,711 --> 00:34:00,376 I am me and you are you." 488 00:34:01,177 --> 00:34:02,309 Written and first performed 489 00:34:02,411 --> 00:34:04,210 in this very zoo many, many years ago. 490 00:34:04,312 --> 00:34:05,711 It's a masterpiece, really. 491 00:34:05,847 --> 00:34:09,352 - One for the books, I'd say. - Well, how can it be denied? 492 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:20,030 MAN: at the top of the tree 493 00:34:20,132 --> 00:34:21,897 and hang out in that tree all day 494 00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:23,232 and just munch on bamboo. 495 00:34:23,335 --> 00:34:25,078 They don't have a lot of predators in the wild, 496 00:34:25,102 --> 00:34:26,566 so their lives are pretty quiet 497 00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:29,201 and they don't have a lot of things to worry about 498 00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:30,403 when they're out there. 499 00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:33,205 These guys live in Nepal and in India, 500 00:34:33,307 --> 00:34:36,441 Bhutan, Myanmar and China. 501 00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:38,742 Their main food source is bamboo. 502 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:40,579 That's one of the reasons they're endangered 503 00:34:40,681 --> 00:34:43,414 because those forests are being cut down. 504 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:45,487 Jude will eat little treats. 505 00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:04,597 Why would you just wander off 506 00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:06,277 without telling us where you're going, 507 00:35:06,379 --> 00:35:08,321 especially when you're doing some kind of digital detox 508 00:35:08,345 --> 00:35:10,814 and you don't have a phone with you? 509 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:12,581 Why would you do that? 510 00:35:12,683 --> 00:35:16,518 - Maybe she had a panic attack. - Does Maggie have panic attacks? 511 00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:19,221 I thought you talked to her on the phone sometimes. 512 00:35:19,323 --> 00:35:21,518 Yeah, but she never told me that. 513 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,595 Why is she having panic attacks? 514 00:35:23,697 --> 00:35:25,692 Just normal anxiety. 515 00:35:33,607 --> 00:35:35,873 Do you not... 516 00:35:35,975 --> 00:35:38,309 - have panic attacks? - No. 517 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:44,643 Well, since you don't keep up on the books, 518 00:35:44,745 --> 00:35:47,445 both of your sisters have panic attacks, 519 00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:49,450 your mother had panic attacks, 520 00:35:49,552 --> 00:35:51,889 maybe even your father had panic attacks, 521 00:35:51,991 --> 00:35:53,290 although nobody would know that 522 00:35:53,392 --> 00:35:55,588 because he never confessed to any other living soul 523 00:35:55,691 --> 00:35:58,659 about what was going on inside his mind or body. 524 00:36:01,901 --> 00:36:03,335 So consider yourself lucky 525 00:36:03,437 --> 00:36:06,898 to have skipped the genetic chopping block on that one. 526 00:36:11,774 --> 00:36:16,347 You running out of time? You need to go see your friends? 527 00:36:18,918 --> 00:36:21,352 I have about two hours. 528 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,359 Thank you, Eric, for sacrificing 529 00:36:30,461 --> 00:36:33,424 so much of yourself to us this weekend. 530 00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:35,564 It's very kind of you. 531 00:36:38,336 --> 00:36:39,997 But next time, if there is a next time, 532 00:36:40,099 --> 00:36:43,100 you know, another three years from now or whatever, 533 00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:46,573 would you consider sacrificing maybe even more of yourself 534 00:36:46,676 --> 00:36:50,015 and spend, like, actual full days with Maggie? 535 00:36:50,117 --> 00:36:51,477 Like, you come here and you feed us 536 00:36:51,578 --> 00:36:52,844 minutes and hours at your will, 537 00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:55,920 like giving tiny breadcrumbs to starving mice, 538 00:36:56,022 --> 00:36:57,484 and it breaks her little heart. 539 00:36:57,586 --> 00:37:00,259 She thinks she needs you for some reason. 540 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,226 When did this start? You being like this? 541 00:37:05,328 --> 00:37:07,530 - Being like what? - Mean. 542 00:37:10,168 --> 00:37:11,634 Haven't I always been like this? 543 00:37:11,736 --> 00:37:15,671 No. You've been funny and witty and cynical about the world, 544 00:37:15,773 --> 00:37:19,740 but you've never been cruel, this bitter, not like this. 545 00:37:26,419 --> 00:37:29,882 Maybe I've just been jaded by age and experience. 546 00:37:31,158 --> 00:37:32,990 Because of what happened with Nathan? 547 00:37:33,092 --> 00:37:35,459 (SCOFFS) Fucking seriously? 548 00:37:35,561 --> 00:37:39,293 That is the kind of math that goes through your head? 549 00:37:39,395 --> 00:37:40,993 Bitter-and-mean woman equals 550 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:45,766 must-be-scorned-by-cheating- ex-boyfriend woman? Fuck off. 551 00:37:53,810 --> 00:37:56,346 For what it's worth, I'm sorry that happened to you. 552 00:37:56,449 --> 00:37:58,983 I didn't know Nathan was that kind of person. 553 00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:00,451 Yeah, I know you liked him, 554 00:38:00,553 --> 00:38:03,184 so sorry you don't get to hang out with him anymore. 555 00:38:03,286 --> 00:38:04,553 We can track him down 556 00:38:04,655 --> 00:38:06,825 and I'll beat the shit out of him if you want. 557 00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:08,118 (LAUGHS) Like you could. 558 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:11,462 You don't think I would win in a fight against Nathan? 559 00:38:25,542 --> 00:38:27,445 ERIC: You sure you're feeling OK? 560 00:38:30,145 --> 00:38:31,547 Yeah. 561 00:38:31,649 --> 00:38:35,082 Can we just stay here for a couple more minutes? 562 00:38:35,184 --> 00:38:36,784 ERIC: Of course. 563 00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:49,126 Do you want water, candy, soda or something? 564 00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:51,502 No. 565 00:39:01,747 --> 00:39:05,549 How about a little of the old "Looking At You Looking At Me"? 566 00:39:07,317 --> 00:39:09,718 Maybe "Bathtub Blues"? 567 00:39:11,157 --> 00:39:13,051 "I've Got Rainbows On My Mind"? 568 00:39:17,394 --> 00:39:19,629 Would that make you feel better? 569 00:39:31,406 --> 00:39:35,311 ♪ Rainbows 570 00:39:35,413 --> 00:39:39,580 ♪ I've got rainbows on my mind 571 00:39:39,682 --> 00:39:42,482 ♪ Shimmering, glorious, colorful 572 00:39:42,585 --> 00:39:47,859 ♪ Glittering, stunning rainbows 573 00:39:47,961 --> 00:39:50,624 ♪ Oh, yeah 574 00:39:50,726 --> 00:39:52,458 ERIC AND RACHEL: ♪ The rain has come 575 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,495 ♪ The rain has gone 576 00:39:55,597 --> 00:39:58,663 ♪ The clouds say goodbye 577 00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:01,139 ♪ And the sun says hello 578 00:40:01,241 --> 00:40:04,207 ♪ Where is that? What is that? 579 00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:10,280 ♪ How did that get made? 580 00:40:10,382 --> 00:40:15,880 ♪ I've got rainbows on my mind 581 00:40:15,982 --> 00:40:18,749 ♪ Shimmering, glorious, colorful 582 00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:23,587 ♪ Glittering, stunning rainbows 583 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:26,129 ♪ Oh, yeah 584 00:40:26,231 --> 00:40:29,197 ♪ I have rainbows 585 00:40:29,299 --> 00:40:32,396 ♪ On my mind 586 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:35,738 ♪ Hmm 587 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:52,783 - Here's to the big winner. - Thank you. Thank you. 588 00:40:52,886 --> 00:40:55,288 - Well played. - Elite status. 589 00:40:55,390 --> 00:40:56,625 You deserve it. 590 00:40:56,728 --> 00:40:58,301 Yeah, I mean, I couldn't in my conscience leave 591 00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:01,231 without seeing if I could win against you all in a tournament. 592 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,101 You're a great player, for sure. 593 00:41:03,203 --> 00:41:05,798 Probably better than any of us. 594 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:07,999 You think he's as good as Christina? 595 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:10,938 - Hmm. That's a tough one. - Who's Christina? 596 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,872 She's our best player. She beats us most of the time. 597 00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:16,611 I mean, she usually slaughters us. 598 00:41:16,713 --> 00:41:18,482 She was out of town this weekend. 599 00:41:18,584 --> 00:41:21,448 I'd like to see if you could beat Christina. 600 00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:23,048 She's amazingly good. 601 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:25,357 Next time you're in town, let's make it happen. 602 00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:28,258 - Yeah, thanks. Good game. - Yeah. You too. 603 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,690 When is Christina back in town? 604 00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:32,294 Um, she's just visiting her parents. 605 00:41:32,396 --> 00:41:34,533 I think tomorrow morning. 606 00:41:35,032 --> 00:41:36,194 Bye. 607 00:42:24,379 --> 00:42:26,112 (COUGHS) 608 00:42:35,593 --> 00:42:37,362 MAN: One hundred and ten years 609 00:42:37,464 --> 00:42:38,822 standing here strong and sturdy. 610 00:42:38,924 --> 00:42:40,224 But there's nothing now 611 00:42:40,326 --> 00:42:42,466 that can keep this tree alive another year. 612 00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:43,875 WOMAN: I used to walk by the hill 613 00:42:43,899 --> 00:42:45,099 on my way to school every day 614 00:42:45,165 --> 00:42:47,364 and I just loved looking up at the tree. 615 00:42:47,466 --> 00:42:49,344 MAN: Mary isn't the only one who loves the tree. 616 00:42:49,368 --> 00:42:51,740 There's a growing number of local residents 617 00:42:51,842 --> 00:42:53,712 who are bonding over their recollections 618 00:42:53,814 --> 00:42:56,613 of how much the tree has meant to them over the years, 619 00:42:56,715 --> 00:42:58,548 and the emotion in some of their voices 620 00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:00,013 hints at what it might feel like 621 00:43:00,115 --> 00:43:02,586 when the tree is finally ripped out of the ground 622 00:43:02,688 --> 00:43:06,323 and is gone forever, once and for all. 623 00:43:06,425 --> 00:43:09,120 Oh, yeah. I think this section, 624 00:43:09,222 --> 00:43:12,959 we don't use because it's too sentimental. 625 00:43:13,061 --> 00:43:15,700 There's nothing wrong with sentimentality. 626 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:22,201 (MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON) Hmm. I prefer no sentimentality. 627 00:43:26,907 --> 00:43:28,446 (NORMAL VOICE) But seriously, 628 00:43:28,548 --> 00:43:30,611 just imagine it without this section. 629 00:43:30,713 --> 00:43:32,915 Everything flows much better. 630 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,752 What if we just trim it? 631 00:43:36,855 --> 00:43:38,735 What if I cut it right over here, right in half? 632 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,797 (MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON) Cut the whole thing, please. 633 00:43:40,821 --> 00:43:43,228 I'd really prefer that. 634 00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:44,496 Why do you keep doing that? 635 00:43:44,598 --> 00:43:46,158 RACHEL: (NORMAL VOICE) I'm sorry. Sorry. 636 00:43:46,228 --> 00:43:49,399 But... (MIMICS MARGE SIMPSON) guilty as charged. 637 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,395 (LAUGHS LIKE MARGE SIMPSON) 638 00:43:54,470 --> 00:43:56,600 (MAN SIGHS) 639 00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:58,307 (TYPING) 640 00:43:58,409 --> 00:44:00,544 Cut it from here. 641 00:44:00,646 --> 00:44:05,346 - (LOUD MUSIC) - (BOWLING PINS CLATTER) 642 00:44:05,448 --> 00:44:07,452 WOMAN: Whoo. 643 00:44:07,554 --> 00:44:08,927 Hey, Eric, do you know about the party 644 00:44:08,951 --> 00:44:10,585 I'm having at my house tomorrow night? 645 00:44:10,687 --> 00:44:12,284 You should definitely come. 646 00:44:13,052 --> 00:44:14,392 Eric might be leaving tomorrow. 647 00:44:14,494 --> 00:44:15,992 Are you actually leaving this time? 648 00:44:16,094 --> 00:44:18,863 It's hard to predict. I'm, like, waiting for some phone calls. 649 00:44:18,965 --> 00:44:21,205 WOMAN: Your turn, Eric. You need to get a strike, like, right now 650 00:44:21,229 --> 00:44:24,461 if you have any chance to catch up to Amanda. 651 00:44:48,922 --> 00:44:50,827 Well... Oh. Yeah, sorry. 652 00:44:50,929 --> 00:44:52,839 This is one of those calls I've been waiting for. 653 00:44:52,863 --> 00:44:56,064 I have to take this. It's important. 654 00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:58,666 - What about your turn? - Yeah, there's nothing I can do. 655 00:44:58,768 --> 00:45:00,937 Just use my frames for practice. 656 00:45:01,569 --> 00:45:03,170 Yeah? 657 00:45:04,143 --> 00:45:06,706 Yeah? 658 00:45:06,808 --> 00:45:08,879 Please say you're joking. 659 00:45:09,514 --> 00:45:11,376 OK. When did this occur? 660 00:45:48,018 --> 00:45:50,751 WOMAN: So Maggie says you work at WBSR? 661 00:45:50,853 --> 00:45:52,117 Yeah, and we're forced to do 662 00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:54,221 these stupid fluff pieces, you know. 663 00:45:54,323 --> 00:45:58,256 Nothing really human. Nothing that means anything. 664 00:45:58,358 --> 00:46:00,992 "Child gets trapped in washing machine. 665 00:46:01,094 --> 00:46:03,900 Man masturbates in a McDonald's. 666 00:46:04,002 --> 00:46:06,165 Child brings giant snake to school, snake escapes. 667 00:46:06,267 --> 00:46:08,336 Kindergarten class is scarred for life." 668 00:46:08,438 --> 00:46:09,805 (LAUGHS) 669 00:46:09,907 --> 00:46:11,904 "Folks, have we got a story for you. 670 00:46:12,006 --> 00:46:13,570 Oh, yes! Big story! Earthquake! 671 00:46:13,672 --> 00:46:15,880 A baby fell out of a building during the earthquake! 672 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:18,081 A local man caught the baby before it hit the ground! 673 00:46:18,183 --> 00:46:21,281 Amazing! What a hero! Full story after the commercial break." 674 00:46:32,058 --> 00:46:34,096 Why does Rachel hate me? 675 00:46:35,902 --> 00:46:38,801 - She doesn't hate you. - Yeah, well, why does she? 676 00:46:38,903 --> 00:46:41,371 - I said she doesn't hate you. - Yeah. 677 00:46:41,473 --> 00:46:43,301 (CAR HORN BLARES) 678 00:46:43,403 --> 00:46:46,504 She's nice to everybody else except for me. 679 00:47:14,471 --> 00:47:15,874 Well? 680 00:47:24,449 --> 00:47:26,016 I'll miss you. 681 00:47:26,951 --> 00:47:29,784 Earlier when we were with everybody 682 00:47:29,886 --> 00:47:33,056 and I did the, uh, radio voice 683 00:47:33,158 --> 00:47:36,895 about the earthquake and the baby, you didn't laugh. 684 00:47:37,596 --> 00:47:39,293 Nobody else did either. 685 00:47:40,699 --> 00:47:43,033 Was it because of my delivery? 686 00:47:45,569 --> 00:47:47,367 I don't know. 687 00:47:47,469 --> 00:47:51,910 Or was it in comparison with what Rachel was saying? 688 00:47:54,544 --> 00:47:56,046 Maybe. 689 00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:09,191 You used to think I was the funniest person in the world. 690 00:48:18,433 --> 00:48:21,404 You're really not going to stay another night? 691 00:48:21,506 --> 00:48:23,073 Probably not. 692 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:41,250 I think I was, like, six. 693 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:42,585 My mom was cooking dinner 694 00:48:42,688 --> 00:48:45,260 and she sliced her finger open with a knife. 695 00:48:45,362 --> 00:48:48,197 I saw all the blood and I saw how freaked out she was. 696 00:48:48,299 --> 00:48:51,065 Like, there was a real look of terror on her face. 697 00:48:51,167 --> 00:48:52,647 Her finger was dangling the wrong way. 698 00:48:52,698 --> 00:48:54,798 She went to the hospital, she got it stitched up, 699 00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:59,303 but I totally thought she was gonna die while she was there. 700 00:48:59,405 --> 00:49:01,206 - Good hand. - ERIC: Thank you. 701 00:49:01,308 --> 00:49:03,345 DENNIS: And what about you, Eric? 702 00:49:03,447 --> 00:49:08,115 First time you realized that death exists and people die. 703 00:49:08,217 --> 00:49:09,814 ERIC: That's what we're talking about? 704 00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,550 Yeah. 705 00:49:13,425 --> 00:49:14,993 Um... 706 00:49:17,295 --> 00:49:22,528 I remember... there was this father and son I once knew. 707 00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:27,104 And, uh, the father was, like, pretty high up in status, 708 00:49:27,206 --> 00:49:30,841 like, he had most of the power in their community. 709 00:49:30,943 --> 00:49:32,942 And the father was planning on the son 710 00:49:33,044 --> 00:49:34,838 taking over for him, for the father, 711 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:38,146 like, taking over what you could call the family business. 712 00:49:38,248 --> 00:49:42,112 But the son's uncle, the father's brother, 713 00:49:42,214 --> 00:49:44,581 he wanted the power. 714 00:49:44,683 --> 00:49:48,758 He was jealous and mean, the uncle, and... 715 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,887 so the evil uncle made a trap 716 00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:55,932 cornering the father in this, like, canyon, in a canyon, 717 00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:58,569 where there was a stampede of antelope. 718 00:49:58,671 --> 00:49:59,671 - Antelope? - ERIC: Yeah. 719 00:49:59,731 --> 00:50:02,699 Like, very strong antelope or strong deer. 720 00:50:02,801 --> 00:50:05,074 I don't know. But animals that look like antelope, 721 00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:07,010 and the father was trapped and he was hurt, 722 00:50:07,112 --> 00:50:11,313 and he tried to climb up the canyon wall. 723 00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:14,646 But the uncle was there. 724 00:50:17,121 --> 00:50:21,653 Uh, he didn't let the father climb up. 725 00:50:23,158 --> 00:50:25,125 He, uh... And the father fell. 726 00:50:25,227 --> 00:50:28,198 He fell back down into the canyon. 727 00:50:29,062 --> 00:50:31,069 And, um... 728 00:50:32,431 --> 00:50:35,238 He, uh... That's how he died. 729 00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:39,842 And the son, he went down there wondering what happened, 730 00:50:39,944 --> 00:50:41,738 and he found his father dead. 731 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,308 The son was so sad, he was trying to understand 732 00:50:44,410 --> 00:50:46,348 what happened to his father. 733 00:50:48,781 --> 00:50:52,090 And understand why his father wasn't moving. 734 00:50:53,156 --> 00:50:57,095 Um, and his father was indeed dead. 735 00:50:58,294 --> 00:51:01,060 And that was the first time I realized 736 00:51:01,162 --> 00:51:03,563 that sometimes, lions die. 737 00:51:05,472 --> 00:51:06,938 (LAUGHTER) 738 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,701 DENNIS: Oh, my God, Eric, you're crazy. 739 00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:13,771 WOMAN: Ooh! (LAUGHS) 740 00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:15,819 JOSH: Wait. I... I don't get it. 741 00:51:15,913 --> 00:51:17,675 What's going on? What? 742 00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:21,310 The son that found the father dead, that was Simba 743 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,346 from The Lion King. 744 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:24,681 Like, the Disney movie? 745 00:51:24,784 --> 00:51:28,159 - WOMAN: Yeah. - JOSH: All right. OK, I get it. 746 00:51:28,261 --> 00:51:30,689 Like, you got us, man. You got us pretty good there. 747 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:33,161 That's really the first time you realized people die? 748 00:51:33,263 --> 00:51:35,061 Yeah, that tore me apart, that scene. 749 00:51:35,163 --> 00:51:36,430 Basically traumatized me. 750 00:51:36,532 --> 00:51:39,095 I guess you could say it scarred me for life. 751 00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:41,432 (LAUGHS) 752 00:51:41,534 --> 00:51:43,806 Scar is the name of the evil uncle. 753 00:51:43,908 --> 00:51:45,501 Eric was scarred for life. 754 00:51:45,604 --> 00:51:47,673 - I got you. All right. - Yeah. 755 00:51:47,775 --> 00:51:50,607 - Why were you crying? - I was trying to sell it to you. 756 00:51:50,709 --> 00:51:52,281 I was trying to sell the story to you. 757 00:51:52,383 --> 00:51:54,445 DENNIS: Well, you sold it. I almost cried too. 758 00:51:54,547 --> 00:51:57,749 - WOMAN: Hilarious. - JOSH: Wow. 759 00:52:02,155 --> 00:52:04,756 (WATER RUNS) 760 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:16,938 Eric, I don't think you'd do half bad 761 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,571 in another game I play in. 762 00:52:19,673 --> 00:52:22,345 It's a bigger game. Cash game, good players. 763 00:52:22,447 --> 00:52:24,492 Three times a week, and there's a game tomorrow night. 764 00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:29,213 I probably play twice a month, if I feel like I can afford it. 765 00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:30,380 What's the buy-in? 766 00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:31,682 I don't think it'd be wise 767 00:52:31,784 --> 00:52:33,367 to start with anything less than a hundred. 768 00:52:33,391 --> 00:52:35,787 But you're better off with, like, two or three. 769 00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:41,691 I should be going home, finally. But that's tempting, for sure. 770 00:52:41,793 --> 00:52:44,427 All right. If you change your mind, 771 00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:47,267 Megan's got my number. 772 00:52:47,369 --> 00:52:48,969 - Bye, Megan. - All right, Megan. 773 00:52:49,071 --> 00:52:50,637 Thanks for coming. 774 00:53:04,189 --> 00:53:08,391 Hi. Just checking out of 426. Thanks. 775 00:53:21,269 --> 00:53:24,638 (FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS) 776 00:53:37,986 --> 00:53:39,521 Hello? 777 00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:43,354 MAGGIE: (DEEP VOICE) Knock-knock. 778 00:53:43,456 --> 00:53:46,596 Is Moopie-Moopie home? 779 00:53:46,698 --> 00:53:47,997 (SIGHS) 780 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:51,698 MAGGIE: Hello? Moopie-Moopie? 781 00:53:52,837 --> 00:53:54,734 Are you home? 782 00:53:57,942 --> 00:53:59,602 (HIGH VOICE) Yes. 783 00:53:59,705 --> 00:54:02,745 MAGGIE: Do you know who this is? 784 00:54:02,847 --> 00:54:04,114 RACHEL: Yes. 785 00:54:04,216 --> 00:54:09,353 - MAGGIE: Who is it? - It's Wug-Wug. 786 00:54:10,853 --> 00:54:12,323 Yes. 787 00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:18,961 It is me, Wug-Wug. Good morning to you, Moopie-Moopie. 788 00:54:19,063 --> 00:54:21,561 Good morning, Wug-Wug. 789 00:54:21,663 --> 00:54:24,962 MAGGIE: I have not seen you in long time. 790 00:54:26,870 --> 00:54:28,570 Whoosh. 791 00:54:30,202 --> 00:54:31,870 Oh. 792 00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:35,907 (NORMAL VOICE) Do you want to get a coffee? 793 00:54:37,078 --> 00:54:38,448 Maggie? 794 00:54:43,055 --> 00:54:45,449 Where did Moopie-Moopie go? 795 00:54:45,551 --> 00:54:47,421 Moopie-Moopie crawled back 796 00:54:47,523 --> 00:54:50,189 inside her warm little hiding place. 797 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:51,659 She is very tired. 798 00:54:51,761 --> 00:54:54,063 If there's any chance of her coming back out to play, 799 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,530 she needs a 16-ounce coffee 800 00:54:56,633 --> 00:55:01,036 and perhaps a delicious pastry of some sort. 801 00:55:01,138 --> 00:55:04,373 Where did Charles go? 802 00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:08,810 - Charles went home. - MAGGIE: Oh, did he? 803 00:55:08,912 --> 00:55:10,809 Hm-hmm. 804 00:55:10,911 --> 00:55:15,285 Charles went home because he doesn't want to play. 805 00:55:15,387 --> 00:55:18,954 But Charles said he was going home before, 806 00:55:19,056 --> 00:55:20,457 and he didn't do it. 807 00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:25,726 Well, I think this time, Charles has left us far behind. 808 00:55:25,828 --> 00:55:28,559 Sorry about that but, you know, Charles is an adult. 809 00:55:28,661 --> 00:55:31,631 Charles can do what he wants. 810 00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:36,506 MAGGIE: Are you totally sure he went home? 811 00:55:38,677 --> 00:55:40,807 Yes. 812 00:55:40,909 --> 00:55:45,248 ERIC: (POSH ENGLISH ACCENT) Knock-knock. Anybody home? 813 00:55:45,350 --> 00:55:49,981 Wug-Wug? Are you there? Moopie-Moopie? 814 00:55:51,650 --> 00:55:55,556 It's me, Charles. Hello. 815 00:55:55,658 --> 00:55:59,823 - MAGGIE: Oh. Hello, Charles. - Hello, Wug-Wug. 816 00:55:59,925 --> 00:56:02,163 Moopie-Moopie said you went home. 817 00:56:02,265 --> 00:56:04,902 ERIC: No, I'm still here. 818 00:56:05,004 --> 00:56:07,163 Hello, Moopie-Moopie. 819 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:11,470 Darling, why, I... 820 00:56:11,572 --> 00:56:13,071 What's wrong with Moopie-Moopie? 821 00:56:13,173 --> 00:56:18,012 She said she crawled back inside her warm little hiding place. 822 00:56:18,114 --> 00:56:19,681 ERIC: Oh, my. 823 00:56:20,614 --> 00:56:22,986 MAGGIE: Hey, Moopie-Moopie. 824 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,588 Can Charles stay over? 825 00:56:26,323 --> 00:56:28,888 He brought his bag with him. 826 00:56:33,232 --> 00:56:34,929 Charles can do whatever he wants. 827 00:56:35,032 --> 00:56:36,833 Oh, good! 828 00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:39,965 Ta. Thanks. 829 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:43,137 Rather good. Ha! 830 00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,809 Lovely. Very fine. 831 00:56:45,911 --> 00:56:47,907 Rather. Well. 832 00:56:49,145 --> 00:56:50,976 Jolly good. 833 00:56:55,384 --> 00:56:59,523 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS) 834 00:57:40,192 --> 00:57:44,062 (VACUUM CLEANER CONTINUES IN THE BACKGROUND) 835 00:57:50,539 --> 00:57:54,171 (VACUUM CLEANER GETS CLOSER) 836 00:58:12,297 --> 00:58:14,631 Can you do that another time? 837 00:58:17,433 --> 00:58:19,334 (TURNS OFF VACUUM CLEANER) 838 00:58:19,436 --> 00:58:20,668 This is the day when I do it. 839 00:58:20,771 --> 00:58:23,173 But you don't have to vacuum in here, do you? 840 00:58:23,275 --> 00:58:25,407 RACHEL: I always vacuum in here. 841 00:58:25,509 --> 00:58:27,243 Why? How does it even get dirty? 842 00:58:27,345 --> 00:58:29,544 I just like to do it anyway. 843 00:58:29,646 --> 00:58:31,981 Well, how about this time, you skip it? 844 00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:34,351 I'd rather not. 845 00:58:34,453 --> 00:58:36,218 How about you leave the vacuum there, 846 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,420 and I'll do it when I can? 847 00:58:37,522 --> 00:58:38,989 How do I know you'll actually do it? 848 00:58:39,091 --> 00:58:40,091 ERIC: You know what? 849 00:58:40,152 --> 00:58:41,601 Why don't you go ahead and fucking do it 850 00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:43,722 if that's what you really want to do? 851 00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:47,323 - I do. - (TURNS VACUUM CLEANER ON) 852 00:59:32,775 --> 00:59:35,608 How's this? Is this how you like it? 853 00:59:35,710 --> 00:59:37,313 Is this clean enough for you? 854 00:59:37,415 --> 00:59:40,913 Oh, is this good? Is this good? 855 00:59:41,015 --> 00:59:43,186 You don't have to be this way toward me. 856 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:44,754 I just like a clean house. 857 00:59:44,856 --> 00:59:47,554 - No, you're fucking eating me! - RACHEL: I'm eating you? 858 00:59:47,656 --> 00:59:48,863 Yeah, you're doing it to eat me! 859 00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:50,254 RACHEL: It's my house. 860 00:59:50,356 --> 00:59:53,088 I can vacuum my house how I want to vacuum my house. 861 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,563 ERIC: Yeah, I know it's your house. 862 00:59:54,665 --> 00:59:56,065 You're making that very, very clear. 863 00:59:56,162 --> 00:59:57,766 RACHEL: I was the one who was left alone 864 00:59:57,868 --> 00:59:59,746 to figure out how to get a fucking mortgage on it. 865 00:59:59,770 --> 01:00:02,339 - ERIC: Yes, I fucking know! - Pay the taxes. 866 01:00:02,441 --> 01:00:03,833 - You hate me for it! - RACHEL: No! 867 01:00:03,935 --> 01:00:05,102 It's the other way around. 868 01:00:05,204 --> 01:00:07,507 - What do you mean? - The other way around. 869 01:00:07,609 --> 01:00:08,676 The other way around. 870 01:00:08,778 --> 01:00:10,218 - You hate me for it. - ERIC: Not true! 871 01:00:10,313 --> 01:00:11,812 Yes, true! 872 01:00:11,914 --> 01:00:14,313 - ERIC: No! - You don't like me for it. Yes! 873 01:00:14,415 --> 01:00:15,851 (SIGHS) 874 01:00:16,385 --> 01:00:17,919 You don't... 875 01:00:22,492 --> 01:00:24,624 You do not like me for it. 876 01:00:24,726 --> 01:00:27,797 You do not like me as a person. 877 01:00:51,649 --> 01:00:53,152 Hey. 878 01:01:23,554 --> 01:01:25,853 What's going on, man? Welcome. 879 01:01:25,956 --> 01:01:28,586 - How much d'you want in? - I'll start with 200. 880 01:01:28,688 --> 01:01:30,255 Two hundred? 881 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:53,916 What do you have? 882 01:01:54,650 --> 01:01:56,849 - I have a hand. - Yeah? 883 01:01:56,951 --> 01:01:59,218 - Any good? - I think it's good. 884 01:01:59,818 --> 01:02:02,123 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 885 01:02:02,225 --> 01:02:04,125 Hmm. 886 01:02:04,227 --> 01:02:07,259 Yeah, I have a hand, but I don't have the nuts or anything. 887 01:02:08,562 --> 01:02:10,229 Yeah. 888 01:02:11,767 --> 01:02:14,035 You paired up? You have a king? 889 01:02:15,603 --> 01:02:17,906 Maybe. (SCOFFS) 890 01:02:18,008 --> 01:02:21,240 Yeah. You're probably ahead of me at the moment. 891 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:26,113 Do you want me to call you? 892 01:02:27,115 --> 01:02:30,381 ERIC: If you have a king, no. But, uh... 893 01:02:32,851 --> 01:02:34,385 (CHUCKLES) 894 01:02:37,095 --> 01:02:39,863 I can't tell if he's lying. I don't know who this guy is. 895 01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:43,130 I'm not lying, I swear. Do you wanna know what I have? 896 01:02:45,132 --> 01:02:48,471 - Yes. - ERIC: I want another club. 897 01:02:48,574 --> 01:02:50,706 - And that's the truth. - Hmm. 898 01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:52,576 I still think you're ahead of me, 899 01:02:52,678 --> 01:02:54,605 but, you know, I want a flush, so... 900 01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:56,814 That's it. 901 01:03:01,352 --> 01:03:02,578 (CHUCKLES) 902 01:03:07,855 --> 01:03:09,959 - ERIC: Really? - Hm-hmm. 903 01:03:11,156 --> 01:03:13,963 All right, well. Let's just... 904 01:03:14,598 --> 01:03:17,230 We're doing this, so... 905 01:03:17,332 --> 01:03:21,033 All right, well, you're even more ahead than I thought. 906 01:03:21,135 --> 01:03:24,640 - There you go. Nice one. - MAN: Classic. 907 01:03:24,742 --> 01:03:26,602 - All right, ready? - ERIC: Yep. 908 01:03:28,909 --> 01:03:30,676 - Fuck off! - MAN: Hey! 909 01:03:30,778 --> 01:03:31,879 - Fuck. - MAN: Hey. 910 01:03:31,981 --> 01:03:33,647 Yo, Bobby, man, you had the best hand. 911 01:03:33,749 --> 01:03:35,116 You made the right call. 912 01:03:35,218 --> 01:03:37,129 - I would have called that too. - BOBBY: Don't say that! 913 01:03:37,153 --> 01:03:39,890 If it had been the right call, I would have won! 914 01:03:44,259 --> 01:03:46,658 MAN: Forget about it, man. It happens to everybody. 915 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:48,261 (DOOR SLAMS) 916 01:04:11,915 --> 01:04:13,616 Ooh! 917 01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:16,388 OK. 918 01:04:18,494 --> 01:04:19,622 What? 919 01:04:23,334 --> 01:04:25,034 Hm-hmm. 920 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:31,909 I think I should... fold? 921 01:04:33,776 --> 01:04:36,708 - What is it? - Just 50. 922 01:04:36,810 --> 01:04:39,147 ERIC: Uh-huh. 923 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:04,007 All right. Just get it all in there. 924 01:05:06,343 --> 01:05:08,671 Wow. 925 01:05:09,577 --> 01:05:10,806 Wow. 926 01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:14,879 I figured it's the last hand of the night, so... why not? 927 01:05:14,981 --> 01:05:18,588 No, no, no, no, no. 928 01:05:18,690 --> 01:05:23,125 No. You must have something. 929 01:05:24,058 --> 01:05:25,963 Did you really make a straight? 930 01:05:27,158 --> 01:05:29,230 Did you flop a set? 931 01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:34,565 Hang on. You are ahead of me. 932 01:05:40,372 --> 01:05:42,540 Then why would you make that bet? 933 01:05:44,277 --> 01:05:46,013 I mean, I could just walk away now 934 01:05:46,115 --> 01:05:48,180 and be very happy about what I've won. 935 01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:50,051 That's probably the smart thing to do. 936 01:05:50,153 --> 01:05:51,819 You did say at the beginning of the night 937 01:05:51,921 --> 01:05:53,161 that it wasn't about the money. 938 01:05:53,189 --> 01:05:56,620 - You just wanted to play. - I want to win. 939 01:05:59,059 --> 01:06:02,263 Hmm... I just wanna win. 940 01:06:03,963 --> 01:06:05,864 I wanna win. 941 01:06:05,966 --> 01:06:08,005 That's what I want. 942 01:06:10,201 --> 01:06:12,471 That's what I want. 943 01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:18,642 I think you're just better than me. 944 01:06:19,883 --> 01:06:22,613 You're just better than I am. 945 01:06:28,053 --> 01:06:29,391 (SHRIEKS) 946 01:06:29,494 --> 01:06:32,659 Mmm! Yeah! 947 01:06:32,761 --> 01:06:36,563 Oh! Oh. Sorry. 948 01:06:36,665 --> 01:06:38,065 Oh, man. 949 01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:39,835 I didn't mean to make that sound. 950 01:06:39,937 --> 01:06:41,731 I've never made that sound before. 951 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:44,107 You have every right to celebrate. You cleaned house. 952 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:46,539 ERIC: Yeah, that was close. Wow, I almost folded. 953 01:06:46,641 --> 01:06:48,949 - Sorry about that. (EXHALES) - MAN: No, it was stupid of me. 954 01:06:48,973 --> 01:06:52,880 - I found that call. (SIGHS) - MAN: Nice call. Nice call. 955 01:06:52,983 --> 01:06:54,748 - That was so good. - MAN: Hmm. 956 01:06:54,850 --> 01:06:55,751 That was so good. 957 01:06:55,853 --> 01:06:59,089 - Nice call. - ERIC: Wow. 958 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:02,587 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 959 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:18,438 (HUMS TUNE) 960 01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:30,182 What have you been doing, man, standing out here for two hours? 961 01:07:30,284 --> 01:07:34,289 - BOBBY: About that, yeah. - OK. 962 01:07:35,694 --> 01:07:38,557 - OK what? - OK, cool. 963 01:07:40,096 --> 01:07:42,561 - How much you win? - I don't know. 964 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,466 I... 965 01:07:45,568 --> 01:07:49,939 BOBBY: You look like you're pretty happy with the night. 966 01:07:50,041 --> 01:07:51,477 I'm just waiting for the car I called. 967 01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:52,668 Should be here any minute. 968 01:07:52,970 --> 01:07:55,475 BOBBY: Yeah, you're in the wrong fucking place, man. 969 01:07:57,275 --> 01:07:59,243 Why are you here? 970 01:07:59,345 --> 01:08:00,142 What do you mean, like, in town? 971 01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:02,119 Like, here. 972 01:08:02,851 --> 01:08:04,718 In front of me. 973 01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:06,022 Taking my money. 974 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:08,353 ERIC: That's the game. That's how it goes. 975 01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:10,826 BOBBY: You're in the wrong place, man. 976 01:08:10,928 --> 01:08:12,525 What does that mean, exactly? 977 01:08:13,994 --> 01:08:15,660 I have a gun. 978 01:08:20,570 --> 01:08:21,465 OK. 979 01:08:21,567 --> 01:08:24,240 So look, what do you think it means? 980 01:08:29,047 --> 01:08:30,713 My car should be here any minute. 981 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,611 Then you better hurry up. 982 01:08:36,221 --> 01:08:38,187 How about I give you back the money you came with? 983 01:08:38,289 --> 01:08:41,285 BOBBY: I'm not the one who sat down at the table 984 01:08:41,387 --> 01:08:42,551 at the beginning of the night 985 01:08:42,653 --> 01:08:44,359 and said that money doesn't matter. 986 01:08:44,461 --> 01:08:46,636 ERIC: I only meant that winning is my ultimate priority. 987 01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:49,493 Money definitely matters, of course it does. 988 01:08:49,595 --> 01:08:53,168 It's like the... You know... What... 989 01:08:53,270 --> 01:08:56,638 You can't even... It doesn't even... It... 990 01:08:56,740 --> 01:08:58,437 (STAMMERS) Huh? 991 01:08:58,540 --> 01:09:02,609 Take... You know, it's not... Like, every... 992 01:09:02,711 --> 01:09:06,280 You don't... You can't even... It's like running the world. 993 01:09:06,383 --> 01:09:09,847 And... anyway, I won this money fair and square, 994 01:09:09,949 --> 01:09:14,753 and it's not fair that you just want to take it away from me. 995 01:09:14,855 --> 01:09:19,460 - I'm getting very impatient. - I'm happy to give you half. 996 01:09:21,396 --> 01:09:23,658 (AS CHARLES) Please take half, sir, 997 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,533 and let's call it a day, shall we? 998 01:09:28,134 --> 01:09:29,668 Come on, man. 999 01:10:08,845 --> 01:10:11,875 (LOUD MUSIC) 1000 01:10:31,201 --> 01:10:32,866 AMANDA: What are you looking for? 1001 01:10:32,968 --> 01:10:34,101 I don't know. 1002 01:10:34,204 --> 01:10:37,067 - Can I get you a drink? - Um... 1003 01:10:37,169 --> 01:10:38,239 Vodka? 1004 01:10:38,341 --> 01:10:40,341 Yeah, what do you drink with vodka? 1005 01:10:40,444 --> 01:10:43,544 - You could have a vodka soda. - Great. Fine. 1006 01:10:45,446 --> 01:10:47,484 Your sisters are in the backyard. 1007 01:10:47,586 --> 01:10:50,287 Oh. OK. 1008 01:10:53,422 --> 01:10:56,121 AMANDA: Do you, like, not remember me? 1009 01:10:56,223 --> 01:10:59,289 - What? - Amanda. 1010 01:10:59,391 --> 01:11:01,424 Yeah. No, of course. 1011 01:11:01,526 --> 01:11:04,265 - From bowling. - I know. 1012 01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:06,528 You're, like, a very good bowler. 1013 01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:08,130 Yeah, you're very good. 1014 01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:10,443 I don't know what you ended up with on that last game, but... 1015 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,573 One seventy-two. 1016 01:11:15,808 --> 01:11:19,778 Yeah. That's serious. It's very serious. 1017 01:11:23,584 --> 01:11:28,022 - Are you OK? - ERIC: What do you mean? 1018 01:11:28,124 --> 01:11:29,818 Do you wanna go outside? 1019 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,692 Yeah, I'll be out there in a minute. 1020 01:11:31,794 --> 01:11:33,330 OK. 1021 01:11:40,736 --> 01:11:44,099 There he is. We thought maybe you'd just never show up. 1022 01:11:45,106 --> 01:11:46,607 I just, uh... 1023 01:11:50,841 --> 01:11:52,279 (AS CHARLES) I've just been doing 1024 01:11:52,381 --> 01:11:53,657 a bit of the old painting the town, 1025 01:11:53,681 --> 01:11:56,485 seeing my friends, getting business done. 1026 01:11:58,381 --> 01:12:03,357 Uh, Eric, we were talking about binge-watching The Sopranos. 1027 01:12:03,459 --> 01:12:06,088 Have you ever watched The Sopranos? 1028 01:12:08,959 --> 01:12:10,796 (MIMICS TONY SOPRANO) All due respect, 1029 01:12:10,898 --> 01:12:14,398 you got no fucking idea what it's like being Number One. 1030 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,834 Every decision you make 1031 01:12:15,936 --> 01:12:19,674 affects every facet of every other fucking thing. 1032 01:12:19,776 --> 01:12:23,813 I'm Tony Soprano. Of course I've seen my autobiography. 1033 01:12:23,915 --> 01:12:25,313 I wrote the thing. 1034 01:12:25,415 --> 01:12:28,418 I wrote it by living my fucking life! 1035 01:12:29,713 --> 01:12:31,520 What is wrong with you? 1036 01:12:32,552 --> 01:12:34,589 (NORMAL VOICE) I got, uh... 1037 01:12:36,122 --> 01:12:38,920 (MIMICS TONY SOPRANO) I got robbed at gunpoint tonight. 1038 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:43,059 A man had a gun. He took all my money. 1039 01:12:44,329 --> 01:12:45,897 (LAUGHS) 1040 01:12:46,663 --> 01:12:48,164 That's funny to you? 1041 01:12:48,266 --> 01:12:50,083 ERIC: (NORMAL VOICE) Who said it was funny? There was a gun. 1042 01:12:50,107 --> 01:12:51,670 And I lost all my money. 1043 01:12:51,773 --> 01:12:54,543 How could that be funny? Do you think it's funny? 1044 01:12:54,645 --> 01:12:57,172 Well, I'm... I'm gonna go inside. I'll see you soon. 1045 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:04,584 (AS CHARLES) Well, she doesn't like me very much, does she? 1046 01:13:04,687 --> 01:13:07,122 Actually, Eric, she has a little crush on you 1047 01:13:07,224 --> 01:13:08,684 for some sick, demented reason. 1048 01:13:08,786 --> 01:13:10,556 Well, I'd tell you to fuck off, 1049 01:13:10,658 --> 01:13:12,855 but I, Charles, do not use profanity. 1050 01:13:12,957 --> 01:13:14,627 (AS MOOPIE-MOOPIE) Well, Moopie-Moopie 1051 01:13:14,730 --> 01:13:16,926 has never even uttered the word intercourse, 1052 01:13:17,028 --> 01:13:19,667 but I'll be happy to say to you right now, 1053 01:13:19,769 --> 01:13:23,902 "Fuck you hard, Charles. Fuck you right to the moon." 1054 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:30,374 (HIGH VOICE) Peek-a-boo! That's right. 1055 01:13:30,476 --> 01:13:31,811 Buster Keaton lover 1056 01:13:31,913 --> 01:13:34,647 and classic-movie enthusiast Randy Roundabout here, 1057 01:13:34,749 --> 01:13:37,452 pumped up and absolutely prepared to deliver 1058 01:13:37,554 --> 01:13:40,154 a full decade's worth of steaming vomit 1059 01:13:40,256 --> 01:13:41,521 into your open mouths. 1060 01:13:41,623 --> 01:13:43,218 See, I've been eating tons of cheese 1061 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:46,427 and a whole bunch of spinach and other rotten greens, 1062 01:13:46,529 --> 01:13:48,730 so crank open that throat passage 1063 01:13:48,832 --> 01:13:52,695 and get ready for a powerful cargo dump of sickly hot puke. 1064 01:13:52,797 --> 01:13:54,667 Also, I must take this moment 1065 01:13:54,769 --> 01:13:57,505 to opine that the 1926 film The General 1066 01:13:57,607 --> 01:13:59,906 is a tour de force of physical masterwork 1067 01:14:00,008 --> 01:14:03,210 by the one and only silent film movie star Buster Keaton, 1068 01:14:03,312 --> 01:14:04,679 whose altar I worship at. 1069 01:14:04,781 --> 01:14:07,242 This has been Randy Roundabout himself, signing off. 1070 01:14:07,344 --> 01:14:12,121 RACHEL: (CROAKY VOICE) The Hoagie Sandwich Lady is back 1071 01:14:12,223 --> 01:14:15,619 after a long hiatus in Florida, 1072 01:14:15,721 --> 01:14:17,227 where I've been almost too busy 1073 01:14:17,329 --> 01:14:18,825 chilling on the beach in the day, 1074 01:14:18,927 --> 01:14:21,894 eating delicious hoagie sandwiches in the afternoon, 1075 01:14:21,996 --> 01:14:26,200 and partying my ass off at night to plot my revenge. 1076 01:14:26,302 --> 01:14:29,701 Yet, what have we here? 1077 01:14:29,803 --> 01:14:32,275 A bucket full of my own human hair, 1078 01:14:32,377 --> 01:14:34,970 my fingernail and toenail clippings, 1079 01:14:35,072 --> 01:14:37,808 and oh, the blood of a diseased cow, 1080 01:14:37,910 --> 01:14:39,808 and I've blended it all together. 1081 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:41,811 So now's the time to go ahead 1082 01:14:41,913 --> 01:14:44,515 and dunk your head into the bucket 1083 01:14:44,617 --> 01:14:45,783 until you're dead drunk 1084 01:14:45,885 --> 01:14:48,585 from the poisonous chemical reaction 1085 01:14:48,687 --> 01:14:50,460 to all the piss and shit 1086 01:14:50,562 --> 01:14:55,995 and blood and shit and puke and skin and blood. 1087 01:14:56,097 --> 01:14:58,827 ERIC: (AS RANDY) No matter how many shits I have to shit, 1088 01:14:58,929 --> 01:15:00,401 how many fucks I have to fuck, 1089 01:15:00,503 --> 01:15:02,604 victory shall bear only one name, 1090 01:15:02,706 --> 01:15:06,305 and that glorious name shall be Randy Roundabout. 1091 01:15:06,407 --> 01:15:07,808 Buster Keaton lover 1092 01:15:07,910 --> 01:15:09,389 and overall classic-movie enthusiast Randy Roundabout. 1093 01:15:09,413 --> 01:15:10,809 (AS WUG-WUG) Hello, this Wug-Wug. 1094 01:15:10,911 --> 01:15:13,182 Would it be possible to please stop fighting? 1095 01:15:13,284 --> 01:15:14,583 You're hurting my little ears. 1096 01:15:14,685 --> 01:15:16,428 RACHEL: (AS MOOPIE-MOOPIE) He will never give up 1097 01:15:16,452 --> 01:15:17,782 because he cannot accept defeat. 1098 01:15:17,884 --> 01:15:19,587 If you think about it hard enough, 1099 01:15:19,689 --> 01:15:22,752 it's the very reason why you exist, Wug-Wug. 1100 01:15:22,854 --> 01:15:25,261 And why I do. Moopie-Moopie. 1101 01:15:25,363 --> 01:15:27,893 I was born because Charles thought 1102 01:15:27,995 --> 01:15:30,764 he was the smartest man on the face of the earth. 1103 01:15:30,866 --> 01:15:32,999 You and I, Wug-Wug, we brought ourselves forth 1104 01:15:33,101 --> 01:15:36,199 to show him that there were other flavors in the universe, 1105 01:15:36,301 --> 01:15:40,275 that it wasn't all Charleses and Randy Roundabouts. 1106 01:15:40,377 --> 01:15:41,839 That there were other creatures 1107 01:15:41,941 --> 01:15:43,976 even more awesome and more hilarious 1108 01:15:44,078 --> 01:15:48,416 than that which existed in his limited imagination. 1109 01:15:48,518 --> 01:15:50,618 (AS CHARLES) Speaking of limited, 1110 01:15:50,721 --> 01:15:53,650 Moopie-Moopie's story is simply very one-sided 1111 01:15:53,752 --> 01:15:55,587 and... and not very true. 1112 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,188 'Tis Moopie-Moopie who decided 1113 01:15:57,290 --> 01:16:01,697 that she was more awesome and hilarious than anybody else, 1114 01:16:01,799 --> 01:16:05,599 and it was she who decided to make you, Wug-Wug, know 1115 01:16:05,701 --> 01:16:07,863 that she was that much more awesome 1116 01:16:07,965 --> 01:16:09,837 and hilarious than me, Charles. 1117 01:16:09,939 --> 01:16:13,039 (VALLEY GIRL VOICE) Hey, this is Tina from the Valley. 1118 01:16:13,141 --> 01:16:17,913 We're at a party right now, so maybe we should just party. 1119 01:16:18,015 --> 01:16:19,209 Please? 1120 01:16:21,284 --> 01:16:24,214 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1121 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,561 Oh, wow, this is, like, a furry blanket, isn't it? 1122 01:16:32,663 --> 01:16:35,060 - It's so furry. - AMANDA: Yeah, I like it. 1123 01:16:35,162 --> 01:16:38,530 - That's why I bought it. - ERIC: Yeah. What is it, sheep? 1124 01:16:38,632 --> 01:16:41,264 AMANDA: I think it's fake. 1125 01:16:49,146 --> 01:16:50,779 It's incredible. 1126 01:16:59,117 --> 01:17:02,120 I think I'm gonna go back downstairs. 1127 01:17:12,930 --> 01:17:15,871 What am I doing here? 1128 01:17:15,973 --> 01:17:19,707 Are you asking yourself that question, or are you asking me? 1129 01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:22,679 If you have an answer, I'd love to hear. 1130 01:17:25,175 --> 01:17:28,311 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - (CHEERING) 1131 01:17:34,819 --> 01:17:37,694 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1132 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,871 (♪ "OVERKILL" BY MEN AT WORK) 1133 01:20:51,584 --> 01:20:57,058 ERIC AND MAGGIE: ♪ I'm looking at you, looking at me 1134 01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:03,865 ♪ You're simply very much who I like to see 1135 01:21:03,967 --> 01:21:09,869 ♪ I'm looking at you looking at me 1136 01:21:09,971 --> 01:21:13,108 ♪ You're exactly looking like 1137 01:21:13,210 --> 01:21:14,570 Hmm? 1138 01:21:19,281 --> 01:21:22,416 Should I go make sure she gets into the bed all right? 1139 01:21:22,518 --> 01:21:23,645 MAGGIE: Yeah. 1140 01:21:32,022 --> 01:21:33,930 Good night. 1141 01:21:41,537 --> 01:21:43,401 Hey. You asleep? 1142 01:21:45,904 --> 01:21:47,405 RACHEL: Hmm. 1143 01:21:48,712 --> 01:21:50,045 I just wanted to say goodbye, 1144 01:21:50,147 --> 01:21:53,147 in case you're not awake when I leave in the morning. 1145 01:22:40,057 --> 01:22:42,431 Thank you. 1146 01:22:42,533 --> 01:22:45,133 Yeah, OK. Well... 1147 01:22:51,501 --> 01:22:54,472 - RACHEL: Mom loved you. - What? 1148 01:23:01,318 --> 01:23:04,381 Well, I just wanted to say it was good to see you, and... 1149 01:23:04,484 --> 01:23:07,488 I'm definitely leaving in the morning, so... 1150 01:23:07,590 --> 01:23:09,685 Mom loved you. 1151 01:23:10,587 --> 01:23:14,129 - I know that. - She loved you a lot. 1152 01:23:15,093 --> 01:23:17,297 I know that. Yeah. 1153 01:23:21,134 --> 01:23:23,303 She even thought you were funny. 1154 01:23:26,603 --> 01:23:30,508 - Thanks. That's... - I'm being serious. 1155 01:23:52,203 --> 01:23:56,666 I'm taking off pretty early in the morning, so... 1156 01:24:03,408 --> 01:24:06,214 Do you think about me sometimes? 1157 01:24:09,385 --> 01:24:12,385 ERIC: Yeah, of course I think about you sometimes. 1158 01:24:13,018 --> 01:24:14,684 Do you really? 1159 01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:19,854 Do you think I don't love you? 1160 01:24:24,769 --> 01:24:27,697 - Yeah. - ERIC: Yeah what? 1161 01:24:28,933 --> 01:24:30,437 Huh? 1162 01:24:30,539 --> 01:24:34,275 Yeah, you think I don't love you or yeah, you think I love you? 1163 01:24:34,377 --> 01:24:38,246 I don't know. I think you loved me a long time ago. 1164 01:24:49,353 --> 01:24:51,721 Come on. You know I do. 1165 01:24:54,327 --> 01:24:58,134 - You never say it. - I do. I do. 1166 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,862 Now what? 1167 01:25:08,977 --> 01:25:11,147 ERIC: I love you so much. 1168 01:25:12,244 --> 01:25:14,150 Even if I'm not here. 1169 01:25:15,919 --> 01:25:17,249 I could never stop loving you. 1170 01:25:17,351 --> 01:25:19,749 That's just not even a possibility. 1171 01:25:55,791 --> 01:25:58,953 (BIRDS TWEET) 1172 01:26:46,842 --> 01:26:48,376 Where's Eric? 1173 01:26:50,642 --> 01:26:54,250 - I think he's still asleep. - Hmm. 1174 01:26:58,915 --> 01:27:01,851 Isn't he going to be late for his flight? 1175 01:27:05,058 --> 01:27:06,060 When is it? 1176 01:27:06,162 --> 01:27:09,591 - It's in an hour, I think. - Oh. 1177 01:27:09,693 --> 01:27:12,334 His alarm must have not gone off. 1178 01:27:26,511 --> 01:27:30,484 (♪ "'81" BY JOANNA NEWSOM) 1179 01:27:37,321 --> 01:27:40,560 Subtitles: IYUNO 88280