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ANNOUNCER: The Adventures of Batman
with Robin, Boy Wonder.
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Batman and Robin, Dynamic Duo
against crime and corruption...
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...whose real identities
as millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne...
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...and his young ward, Dick Grayson...
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...are known only to Alfred,
the faithful butler.
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Ever alert, they respond swiftly
to a signal from the police.
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And moments later, from the secret Batcave
deep beneath Wayne Manor...
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...they roar out
to protect life, limb and property...
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...as Batman and Robin,
caped crime fighters.
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Batman and Robin,
scourge of Gotham City's kooky criminals:
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The Joker, Clown Prince of Crime.
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The Penguin,
pudgy purveyor of perfidy.
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And the cool, cruel Mr. Freeze.
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Watch out, villains,
here come Batman and Robin.
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NARRATOR:
Gotham Municipal Park...
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...where, in an exact replica
of a small French castle...
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...the famous jewels
of King Charles the Great are on exhibit.
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Beautiful, aren't they, Mr. Wayne?
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And priceless too,
Commissioner Gordon.
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Are you sure they're quite safe
from robbery?
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Ha, ha! Indeed.
We've organized maximum police security.
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Besides, this glass is wired
to an alarm system...
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...so sensitive,
one footstep, one touch, will set it off.
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Sounds like maximum security, all right.
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NARRATOR:
But Dick Grayson has spoken too soon.
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For, at this very moment,
in her hideout outside of Gotham City...
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...the Catwoman lays a bold plan
before her henchmen.
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Tonight we steal the crown jewels.
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What? The crown jewels?
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Impossible.
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How?
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Nobody can get into that glass room
without bringing every cop in the city.
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[MEOWS THEN LAUGHS]
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We don't try to get into the glass room.
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We take the whole works, castle and all.
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NARRATOR:
Later that night, in stately Wayne Manor.
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You look worried. What is it?
The crown jewels?
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Yes. Even though the police protection
and the alarm are superlative.
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You'd feel better if we double-checked?
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You read my mind.
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Beat you to the Batcave.
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CASEY: You know, Murphy, no crook in his
right mind would attempt to rob this place.
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You're right, Casey.
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Hey, what's that?
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Saints preserve us!
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They're stealing the whole castle!
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[GUNSHOTS]
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-Gunshots?
-Yes. Coming from the park.
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-Batman, look.
BATMAN: Incredible.
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To the scene of the crime.
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I tell you, Batman.
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It was over and done
before a body could turn around.
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"Now that the jewels are mine,
I'll deal with the highest bidder.
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The Catwoman."
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Tell commissioner we'll be in touch.
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Let's go, chum.
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What do we do now, Batman?
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We do nothing.
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Bruce Wayne is going to do a little business
with our feline friend.
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What a perfect evening.
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Those gems will make us rich
beyond dreams.
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We're over the hideout, Catwoman.
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Lower away.
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Drop the camouflage net.
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Word's out.
I alerted all our underworld contacts...
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...that Bruce Wayne is ready to do business
with Catwoman.
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We should be hearing from her soon.
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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in
his secret hideout, the Funhouse...
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...the Clown Prince of Crime
reads of the Catwoman's caper.
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Oh, that's rich.
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What a magnificent crime.
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I wish I had pulled it.
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As a matter of fact, I think I shall.
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[LAUGHING]
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NARRATOR:
Now, back at Wayne Manor...
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...a shadowy figure stealthily stalks
the library entrance.
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CATWOMAN: One false move, Mr. Bruce
Wayne, and you're in for a long catnap.
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I'm not armed, Catwoman,
and as promised, there are no police here.
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Purrfect.
Then we can have a nice little talk.
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Now, what is your offer
for the crown jewels?
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One million dollars.
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Attractive.
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But before I accept,
I want to hear a few other bids.
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Very well. But as a sign of good faith...
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-...here's a down payment of $100,000.
-Mm.
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A pleasure to do business with you,
Mr. Wayne.
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I'll be in touch.
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BRUCE: Yes, I know you will, Catwoman,
and much sooner than you think.
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-Did it work?
-Perfectly. I planted a homing device on her.
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Give her a head start, then track her
with the Batmobile radar system.
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-How did you plant the homing device?
-Ha-ha-ha.
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As a matter of fact, Dick,
it cost me $100,000.
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CATWOMAN:
Purr. A hundred thousand big ones.
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I like the way that man operates.
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Lovely, cat lady.
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You must take me in as your partner
on the crown jewels caper.
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Aah! Are you kidding, Joker?
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I'll be your sales agent.
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I'll guarantee you top dollar.
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Forget it, you creepy comic.
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Who needs you?
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Sometimes I'm so clever I can't stand it.
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From now on, my dear feline friend...
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...whither thou goest, I will go.
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ROBIN: The signal blip's stopped moving.
-Means she's back at her hideout.
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And unless I miss my guess...
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...the castle is close by.
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JOKER: The joke's on me
if the castle and the jewels...
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...aren't under that camouflage net
yonder.
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Okay, but how are we gonna get
into the glass room for the jewels...
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...without setting off the alarm?
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We're not going to enter the glass room,
my good man.
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These fellows are gonna do it for us.
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They're trained to respond
to a dog whistle.
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Hey, we got company.
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-This is it, Robin.
-Let's go get them.
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But quietly. We need the element
of surprise on our side.
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Ha, ha! The caped creeps.
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Pulling the old element-of-surprise bit.
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-We'll fix that.
-What are you doing?
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JOKER: Sending a note to the Catwoman
to warn her.
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Then, while she's busy
taking care of them...
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...we'll take care of the crown jewel.
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Mm. What do you think, pet?
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Should we grab Wayne's million
and call it a day? Or should we--?
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[SNARLING]
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"Sharpen your claws, Catwoman.
The Dynamic Do Dos are about to drop in."
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Places, everybody.
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ROBIN:
There's no one here, Batman.
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Guess again, Boy Wonder.
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Robin, look out.
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Heh, oh, this is almost too easy.
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Well done, boys.
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The cheese will be on me.
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HENCHMAN:
Those guys don't know when to quit.
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As of now they do.
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Stand clear.
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NARRATOR: It certainly does look like quits
for the Dynamic Duo.
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Don't miss the exciting conclusion,
coming up next.
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NARRATOR:
While unknown to her...
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...the Joker was stealing the results
of her lawless labors...
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Ha-ha-ha!
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NARRATOR: ...the fiendishly foul Catwoman
prepares to seal the doom...
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...of the overcome and unconscious
Caped Crusaders.
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Now, moments later...
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...the feline felon discovers
she has been robbed.
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[HISSES]
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The Joker. It could only have been he.
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Come, we must find him.
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We ain't got a chance.
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He's got too much of a head start.
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Besides, we don't even know
what direction to look.
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You forget, we have our own expert
in tracking rodents.
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Come, cheetah, I have work for you.
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NARRATOR:
Meanwhile, trapped inside the cave...
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...the Dynamic Duo
slowly regain consciousness.
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-Robin. Robin, are you all right?
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I guess so...
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...but let's get out of here.
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I'm itching to catch up
with that cat lady and her pack.
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Easier said than done, chum. She's sealed
off the entrance with a landslide.
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Holy dilemma.
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It's a big risk but our only chance.
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Give me your Bat-grenades.
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He's got the scent now.
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Rev up the copter.
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Go, get the mice, pet.
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Let's go. Keep the cat in sight.
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[SNARLS]
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What a wonderful country, this.
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Where else
could a red-blooded boy like me...
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...outwit the Catwoman...
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...make off with a million dollars' worth
of jewels...
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...and make fools of Batman and Robin
in the bargain?
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You're gonna use a Batarang
to set the grenades off?
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BATMAN:
Check. When they explode, run for it.
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We've got to get out
before this whole mountain comes down.
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-Ready?
-Ready as I'll ever be.
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Blast!
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-I'm glad I'm not still in there.
-Likewise.
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Come on, chum. Let's blow this place
and get back on Catwoman's trail.
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Good, she's still got the homing device
on her. Give her the gun, Robin.
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-Look, the cheetah's leaving the road.
-Of course.
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He's just taking a short cut.
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Now that grinning goon
is going to get his.
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[LAUGHING]
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What a lovely feeling...
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...to hold a cool million dollars'
worth of jewels in my lap.
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You know something, Joker?
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I got a crazy feeling
we're being followed.
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Look. Behind us.
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Catwoman's cheetah.
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That female fiend is after us.
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It's catching up to us, Joker. Step on it.
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What do you think I'm doing?
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They're trying to get away.
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Close in for the kill.
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The Catwoman,
she's right on top of us, Joker.
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Get away, you foul feline!
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Get away from me!
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[LAUGHS]
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Let me give you a lift, Mr. Funny-Man.
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What are you doing? Let go of my car!
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CATWOMAN:
Lift them up!
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-Now what?
-Head for the river.
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They've changed direction, Robin.
Make a quick left.
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You wily wench,
you'll pay dearly for this.
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[CATWOMAN LAUGHING]
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My, but he's in a foul temper.
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Let's cool him off a little.
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-Dunk him.
-My pleasure.
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[BOTH COUGHING]
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What are you trying to do, drown me?
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Not a bad idea, Joker.
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And that's exactly what I will do...
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...unless you turn those jewels
over to me at once.
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No! No!
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I stole those jewels fair and square.
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They're mine now.
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Fat lot of good they'll do you
at the bottom of the river.
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Now, do I get the jewels
or do I dunk you like a doughnut all night?
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Ugh! You win, you wicked witch!
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-Pull me up!
-Lower the rope ladder.
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Batman, look.
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BATMAN: So the Joker's got
his sticky fingers in this too, eh?
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-Yeah. They're both getting away.
-Not yet.
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Stand by for Batapult. With luck,
we can catch on to those pinchers.
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-All set?
-Fire away.
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Flip up and in through the door.
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-I'll get them from this side.
-Check.
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If we don't take them by surprise,
we never will.
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We will. One doesn't expect company
to drop in while flying in a helicopter.
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I promise you, you vile vixen...
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...I'll pay you back for this.
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Meow. Now, now,
don't be a poor sport, Joker.
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And the same to you, Catwoman!
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-Batman. The Dynamic Duo.
-It can't be.
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Stop. I don't know how
you got out of that cave...
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...but I guarantee
you won't get out of this alive.
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BATMAN:
Don't bet on that.
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All's well that ends well,
eh, commissioner?
242
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,952
Yes. But it almost didn't end well.
243
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:45,421
The Catwoman almost unloaded the jewels
before the Dynamic Duo caught up with her.
244
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,616
-Is that a fact?
-It is.
245
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:51,287
Someone had given her 100,000 deposit
on the jewels.
246
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,056
Really? Uh, ahem.
247
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,633
What happened to the money,
commissioner?
248
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,793
It was confiscated by the city.
249
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,133
We're using it to purchase
a better alarm system.
250
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,106
Just goes to show you
that consorting with criminals...
251
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,371
...doesn't pay any more than crime itself.
252
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,638
Right, Bruce?
253
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,374
Uh, so it would seem, Dick.
254
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,314
Ha-ha-ha. So it would seem.
255
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,222
NARRATOR: The annual dinner
of the Gotham Antique Society...
256
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:26,059
...where the tables are set
with priceless antique silverware.
257
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,065
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.
258
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,068
An unusual entertainment
has been promised us...
259
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:36,607
...by Senor Chapeau Fedora
and his troupe.
260
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,108
Thank you, my friends.
261
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:44,478
We begin our performance
with my trained white rabbits.
262
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,915
Ha-ha-ha! See how well-trained they are?
263
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,854
They steal for me...
264
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,584
...but only the best.
265
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,752
We've been duped. Stop them!
266
00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:01,298
Hold them off, my faithful knaves!
Ha-ha-ha!
267
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,002
NARRATOR: As word of the raid
reaches Police Headquarters...
268
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,332
...the famed Bat-signal lights up the sky...
269
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,067
...summoning the Caped Crusaders.
270
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,242
Holy rolling derby. Look at that truck.
271
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,878
That, Robin, means, our old friend,
The Mad Hatter, is in town again.
272
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,717
Ha, ha! Batman and Robin, eh?
273
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:31,058
Ha-ha-ha! Watch me bring the Batmobile
to a screaming stop.
274
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,063
Holy living roadblock.
275
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,628
Hang it. The Mad Hatter knows
we won't plow through that sea of bunnies.
276
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,638
Now we are safe from pursuit.
277
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:47,212
And soon we'll celebrate
with our priceless loot.
278
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,742
NARRATOR:
Temporarily stymied...
279
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,253
...the Dynamic Duo returns
to the Batcave...
280
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:03,192
...and resume their everyday identities
in the library of stately Wayne Manor.
281
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,263
BRUCE: Obviously, the Mad Hatter's added
a new wrinkle to his MO.
282
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,526
-Like what, Bruce?
-You saw it.
283
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,535
That wild hatter,
plus black-hearted knaves, white rabbits.
284
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,697
-What do those things remind you of?
DICK: Alice in Wonderland.
285
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:21,006
BRUCE: Check. Wouldn't surprise me
if he stages a mad tea party scene.
286
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,374
Why can't we start our celebration now,
Mad Hatter?
287
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,282
Because, my dear Mock Turtle...
288
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:33,551
...we have more to plunder
before we take swift leave of Gotham City.
289
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,959
Okay. So what's our next caper?
290
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,289
We purloin a rare teapot.
291
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:45,700
One worth as much
as all the tea in China.
292
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,402
NARRATOR:
Soon, in the Gotham Art Gallery...
293
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:53,273
...where an enormously valuable
Chinese teapot is on display...
294
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,383
And this lovely teapot
dating back to the fifth century...
295
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,282
...Is worth over $100,000.
296
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,786
[MAD HATTER LAUGHING]
297
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,424
What in the world?
298
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,092
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
299
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:13,131
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
300
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,760
MAN:
Tear gas!
301
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,565
My eyes! Can't see!
302
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,799
Move quickly. Knaves.
303
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:27,779
Careful, this is worth a king's ransom.
304
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,644
Yes, commissioner?
Gotham Art Gallery, we're on our way.
305
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:32,909
What's up, Batman?
306
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,349
Another Mad Hatter caper.
307
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,648
Stop right there, Mad Hatter,
we've got you cold.
308
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:44,353
Ha, ha! You're talking
through your hat, Batman.
309
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,596
ROBIN:
Holy plastic cocoon!
310
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,101
Ta-ta, Batman.
311
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:57,004
By the time you extricate yourselves,
we'll be far away.
312
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,440
BATMAN:
Bat-torches, Robin.
313
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,645
ROBIN:
That villain's got a big jump on us.
314
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,876
BATMAN:
We can still pick up his trail. Buckle in.
315
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:13,854
Go on, boys, you know what to do.
316
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,825
-Yes, indeed.
-Indeed, yes.
317
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,464
Look out!
318
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,862
-Another one.
ROBIN: They're made up...
319
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,029
...to look like Tweedledum
and Tweedledee.
320
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,834
BATMAN:
We'll snag them with Batarangs.
321
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:33,274
-They're going to lead us to the Mad Hatter.
-Check.
322
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,480
TWEEDLEDEE & TWEEDLEDUM:
Yow!
323
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,483
TWEEDLEDEE: What are you doing?
TWEEDLEDUM: What are you doing?
324
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,486
BATMAN:
Since you won't reveal your hideout...
325
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,488
...we'll take dirt samples
from your shoes...
326
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,649
...before we turn you over to the police.
327
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,921
NARRATOR:
Now, in the Batcave crime lab...
328
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:54,226
...the Dynamic Duo analyzes
the telltale soil specimen.
329
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,529
ROBIN: Phosphate content, average.
-Nitrate, high.
330
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,831
Iron, six-millionths percent.
331
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,031
Hmm. Sulfur, eight-millionths.
332
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,701
The geological chart shows only one locale
with that soil content.
333
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,368
ROBIN:
That must be the place.
334
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,174
To the Batplane. Let's go.
335
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,875
Look, Batman.
336
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,017
Tire tracks leading into a cave.
337
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,054
BATMAN: That must be it.
Set plane on automatic hover, Robin.
338
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,885
We'll slide down for a look-see.
339
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,760
ROBIN:
Yow!
340
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,738
BATMAN: A revolving floor.
ROBIN: And the walls...
341
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,899
...studded with sword blades!
342
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,545
[MAD HATTER LAUGHING]
343
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,111
Welcome.
344
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,647
Welcome, Caped Crime Fighters...
345
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:48,912
...ha-ha-ha, to our mad, mad tea party.
346
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,955
BATMAN: Speed's building,
threatening to throw us into those swords.
347
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,956
What do we do?
348
00:19:55,294 --> 00:20:00,926
How long do you think you can hold out
against the increasing centrifugal force?
349
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,295
Ha-ha-ha!
350
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:05,768
Hang on, Robin,
and pray this Bat-hook catches.
351
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,403
What's he trying to do?
352
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,905
BATMAN:
Entertainment's over, Mad Hatter.
353
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:18,581
Flee! Every man for himself.
354
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,150
BATMAN:
Up and at them, chum!
355
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,984
That takes care of the rear guard.
356
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,489
Now for the main troops.
357
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,158
[CRASH]
358
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,260
We asked Commissioner Gordon to secure
a going-away gift for you.
359
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,270
Yes. I agreed.
360
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,966
It makes the perfect present.
361
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:48,808
Here you go, buddy boy, a jailbird hat.
362
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,007
[BABBLING]
363
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,280
[BATMAN & ROBIN LAUGHING]
364
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,689
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