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ANNOUNCER: The Adventures of Batman
with Robin, Boy Wonder.
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Batman and Robin, Dynamic Duo
against crime and corruption...
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...whose real identities
as millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne...
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...and his young ward, Dick Grayson...
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...are known only to Alfred,
the faithful butler.
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Ever alert, they respond swiftly
to a signal from the police.
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And moments later, from the secret Batcave
deep beneath Wayne Manor...
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...they roar out
to protect life, limb and property...
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...as Batman and Robin,
caped crime fighters.
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Batman and Robin,
scourge of Gotham City's kooky criminals:
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The Joker, Clown Prince of Crime.
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The Penguin,
pudgy purveyor of perfidy.
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And the cool, cruel Mr. Freeze.
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Watch out, villains,
here come Batman and Robin.
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NARRATOR: A series of bizarre happenings
occur in the world of sport.
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At a track meet:
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At the Gotham Country Club
Golf Tournament:
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In the stands, millionaire Bruce Wayne
and his ward, Dick Grayson...
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...look at one another deeply concerned.
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Dick, this appears
to be the work of The Penguin.
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But why sports events?
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That's what we must find out. Come on.
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All these items are made
by the Emperor Sporting Goods Company.
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Emperor? Well, that figures.
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It does? How?
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What kind of bird
has an Emperor species?
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Why, the penguin.
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-Exactly.
-But what's he up to?
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Let's run it through the Batcomputer
and see what we get.
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NARRATOR:
At this moment, in The Penguin's nest...
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...the feloniously fiendish Penguin
addresses his minions.
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[LAUGHING]
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We've got the Dynamic Duo
hooked now...
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...and unless I miss my guess,
they will soon pay me a visit.
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Here, Penguin?
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No. Ha-ha-ha.
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At the factory. Let's go prepare
to receive them-- Ha-ha-ha.
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--Properly.
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[DINGS]
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Here we go. "A diamond-encrusted
all-around athlete's belt...
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...worth a million dollars will be presented
to the new champion tomorrow."
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A million.
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-That must be what The Penguin's after.
-Undoubtedly.
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To the Batmobile.
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NARRATOR: A short while later,
at the Emperor Sporting Goods Company:
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Now, my sporting birds-- Ha-ha-ha.
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--Stand ready for the big game. Ha-ha-ha.
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HENCHMAN 1: Sure.
HENCHMAN 2: Yeah.
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Sorry, Penguin, the game's been called.
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Ow!
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Fly at them, birdbrains.
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Duck, Robin.
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ROBIN:
He's getting away.
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-Head him off with your Batarang.
-Roger.
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No! Go away!
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Come along, Penguin. You can complain
to the police commissioner.
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And so, knowing The Penguin was plotting
to filch the diamond championship belt...
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But that's impossible, Batman.
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That was just stolen from the safe
not 15 minutes ago.
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[LAUGHING]
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But the clues.
They all point to The Penguin.
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Ha-ha-ha. Well, Caped Crusaders,
you finally flipped your lids.
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Now I'm going to sue you
for assault and battery and false arrest.
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"Penguin vows to put Batman and Robin
behind bars."
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Is he kidding?
He had to be behind that heist.
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Maybe. But the law says we must prove it.
Say, what's this?
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"Attention, Batman.
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Have you heard
it's raining cats and dogs?"
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What's the gag, Bruce?
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Just that, Dick. An old joke.
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"It's raining cats and dogs.
How do you know?
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I just stepped into a poodle.”
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Holy cornball.
Do you think that that's a message from...?
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The Joker. Who else?
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HENCHMAN:
Think Batman got the point, Joker?
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Well, if he didn't yet, he will. Ha-ha-ha!
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NARRATOR:
Within the next few hours...
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...the same joke
was brought to the attention of Batman...
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...in a variety of ways.
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"I just stepped into a poodle.”
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Same tired old joke.
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And the message, Batman, was:
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"Have you heard the one about
'It's raining cats and dogs'?"
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Thank you, commissioner.
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MAN [ON RADIO]: And this is your old
dog-faced joke-hound, Barry Beagle...
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...sighing off with a Batman quote,
“Have you heard the one...?"
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Poodle.
Poodles are performing dogs, right?
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Right. Performing dogs.
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The Joker's planning a circus caper.
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Negative, Robin. No circus in town.
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Look, what performer's name
is like a type of dog?
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Barry Beagle, the cornball comic.
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Yes. And hasn't he got
a Peruvian pearl collection...
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-...worth a fortune?
-Check.
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He must be the Joker's pigeon.
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Let's grab the Joker
before he makes off with the pearls.
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The Joker's last known hideout
according to the Batcomputer. Let's go.
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So the Dynamic Duo has finally arrived...
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...to call on the Joker.
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Do drop in, gentlemen.
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[LAUGHING]
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Get him, my merry men. Ha-ha-ha!
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Crime is no laughing matter, Joker.
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Who's laughing now, eh, Joker?
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You'll regret this, Dynamic Duo.
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Let's go, Joker. Maybe you can make
Commissioner Gordon laugh.
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We're charging the Joker
with plotting to steal...
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...Barry Beagle's
Peruvian pearl collection.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Excuse me, Batman.
Hello? Yes. What?
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You're sure? Yes, of course.
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We'll get on it right away.
That was comedian, Barry Beagle.
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He has just been robbed
of his Peruvian pearl collection.
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-Just now?
-Holy perfect alibi.
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Ha-ha-ha!
Cowled Crusader, you are in big trouble.
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He's right, Batman. I'm sorry.
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[LAUGHS]
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The Penguin and the Joker
turn the Dynamic Duo-- Ha-ha-ha!
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--Into a Dopey Duet. Ha-ha-ha!
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Gee whiz, Batman, how did we goof?
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Forget it.
I know now what's been going on.
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Batman, you have arrested two men
for crimes they couldn't have committed.
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Oh, but I think they could and did,
commissioner.
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And I'm going to prove it.
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Come on, Robin.
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NARRATOR:
What does Batman have in mind?
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Can he prove that The Penguin
and the Joker...
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...did commit those crimes?
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We'll know in just a few minutes,
so stayed tuned.
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NARRATOR: Now in the Batcave
beneath stately Wayne Manor...
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...Batman reveals to Robin
how they were tricked by their archenemies.
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You see, Robin, the whole thing is based
on each criminals' modus operandi...
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...or method of operation.
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Now, Penguin always used umbrellas,
right?
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Right.
And the Joker always uses old jokes.
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Right.
Now, suppose they switched styles, Robin.
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Then we'd be chasing the wrong man
each time.
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Correct, again, chum.
So they could each be guilty...
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...but of the other villain's crime, right?
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Holy switcheroo. How do we prove it?
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I've got a plan. To the Batmobile.
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[LAUGHING]
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Here, old bird buddy.
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Here is the diamond belt I stole for you.
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And here is Buddy Beagle's
priceless Peruvian pearl collection...
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...I stole for you.
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[LAUGHING]
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Beautiful.
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Joker, my friend,
tune in the TV newscast.
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I'd love to hear
how we baffled the Dynamic Duo.
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Ha-ha-ha! You mean the Dopey Duet.
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According to a report just handed me...
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...the diamonds
and the stolen championship belt...
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...are completely worthless.
Imitations.
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So whoever stole it
got absolutely nothing for his trouble.
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Can that be true?
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[LAUGHING]
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I guess it is. Ha-ha-ha!
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By this time, those two villains
must be at each other's throat.
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Yes. I hope we get to them
before they do each other in.
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Let's go.
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You stole the phony diamonds,
you smirking simpleton.
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I want the pearls back.
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That wasn't our bargain, birdbrain.
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You wanted the belt. Ha-ha-ha!
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I'll belt you, you white-faced weasel.
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They're both there.
We'd better hurry before it's too late.
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-Check.
-Have a squirt, squirt.
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A squirt of tear gas. Ha-ha-ha!
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Laugh, clown, laugh,
but don't mind if I cut in.
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You waddling dum-dum.
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I substituted a rubber knife for the real one
I know you keep in your umbrella. See?
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[COUGHING]
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Gas!
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And I substituted your rubber knife
for one with poison gas in its handle...
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...you punchy Punchinello.
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ROBIN: Look, The Penguin's getting away.
-We'll get him later.
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We'd better take the Joker to the hospital.
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We were following you, Batman.
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We'll take the crook to the hospital
for you.
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Good thinking, citizen. Thank you.
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And now let's go for The Penguin.
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You're clock has run out, Penguin.
You're finished.
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Time for just one more play, Batman...
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...and the ball's in my court.
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NARRATOR: Recovered from the effects
of the electric shock...
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...Batman and Robin are each shackled
to a home plate in a batter's practice cage...
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...while the perfidious Penguin loads balls
into an automatic pitcher.
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[LAUGHING]
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I only stunned you to save you
for this exquisite moment, Dynamic Duo.
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That batting cage behind you
is really electrical wiring.
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Buried directly
under each home plate beneath you...
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...is a ton of TNT
wired directly to the batting cage.
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If you miss one ball thrown
by these automatic pitchers...
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...it will make contact with the cage and,
bloo-ee!
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[LAUGHING]
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Your final strike out.
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Holy base hit, what a scurvy stunt.
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I always thought you were a foul ball,
Penguin.
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PENGUIN:
A bat for Batman-- Ha-ha-ha!
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--And one for the Boy Wonder.
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Happy hitting.
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Batters up.
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Sooner or later, one of you will miss.
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And in this game,
one strike and you're out.
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Farewell. Ha-ha-ha!
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Don't try for power. Just meet the ball.
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Can't keep up much longer.
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Holy fastball.
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Robin, drive one into machine now.
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Good hit. Now let's get out
of these shackles and go after Penguin.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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-For you, Batman.
-Thank you, commissioner.
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[LAUGHING]
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Thank you, Batman, for delivering me
to my own getaway ambulance.
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Your ambulance, Joker?
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Sure. Ha-ha-ha.
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And have the fat little fellow
check that bag of pearls too. Ha-ha-ha!
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Fakes! Phonies!
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That rotten no-good crook tricked me.
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The new superhighway construction site,
right, Batman?
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You saw the red clay
on the ambulance tires too, Robin?
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All mine! Ha-ha-ha!
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What's that?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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Go on. Make us laugh, Joker.
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[LAUGHING]
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Which one shall I pick?
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Stand back. I'm going to release
the shovel flap with a Bat-grenade.
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[GRUNTING]
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[ROBIN LAUGHS]
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Joker, you're a scream.
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Congratulations, Dynamic Duo,
you did it again.
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Thanks, commissioner. Did you fix
Joker and Penguin as I suggested?
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Exactly, Batman. Come, I'll show you.
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It's all The Penguin's fault.
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I never wanna see
that bird-brained buzzard again.
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That double-crossing, pitiful,
road-company Pagliacci. He did this to me.
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Unfunny, witless, slapstick, bungling...
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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This has got to be the funniest comedy act
I've ever seen.
243
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,418
NARRATOR: Atop a penthouse terrace
in Gotham City...
244
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,961
...a large and gay crowd
enjoys a charity bazaar.
245
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,258
As the piles of charity funds rise up...
246
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,992
...an amazing thing happens
at the wheel of fortune...
247
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,796
...where dolls are the prizes.
248
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,321
Moments later, in stately Wayne Manor...
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[ALARM BUZZING]
250
00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,524
Uh-oh! The Bat-signal.
Let's go. To the Batmobile.
251
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,703
GORDON:
It's Doll Man again, Batman.
252
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,101
Back in action,
bigger and worse than ever.
253
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,536
Hmm.
254
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:12,440
This doll is even more cunningly contrived
than Doll Man's previous creations.
255
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:16,207
GORDON: So is this groom doll which
pulled off a heist at a big wedding party.
256
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,510
If only we knew where his hideout is.
257
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,676
And how he makes them.
How he controls them.
258
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:26,024
NARRATOR: At this very moment,
in a secret underground lair...
259
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,059
...a large electronic map of Gotham City...
260
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,528
...Is being studied
by a sinister gnome-like man...
261
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,723
...the infamous Doll Man.
262
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,394
DOLL MAN: So my two little lovelies
are in the hands of the police.
263
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,302
Well, no matter.
They've done their work well.
264
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:44,135
And I have many more dolls
to create a crime wave...
265
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:47,302
...the likes of which Gotham City
has never seen.
266
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,278
Ha! The banker doll.
267
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,385
Just the model
for my next cunning caper.
268
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,311
NARRATOR:
Meanwhile, in the Batcave...
269
00:15:56,522 --> 00:16:00,152
These dolls are automated
and transistorized beyond belief, Robin.
270
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,420
But do they give us any clues, Batman?
271
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,620
Some. But we'll need more time.
272
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,549
Will you tell me where we're rushing?
273
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,187
Police have spotted a truck
circling Gotham Bank...
274
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:32,416
...with the same license plates
as the truck at the charity heist. DM-13-13.
275
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,459
Holy numerology. DM-13-13?
276
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,598
It's gotta stand for Doll Man
and double bad luck.
277
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,434
Look, Batman. It's Doll Man's gang
making a large withdrawal.
278
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,799
Dynamic Duo...
279
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,170
...one more step and this plastic charge
will close all our accounts.
280
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,833
Hold it, Robin.
281
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,507
-Hey.
-Let's get them, chum.
282
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,816
Look out, Robin.
283
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,629
Take off. Fast.
284
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:19,168
-Doll Man must be in that truck.
-To the Batmobile. Hurry.
285
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,306
Darn it, Batman. Doll Man got away.
286
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,348
Yes. He was ready for us this time.
But he's got to make a mistake sometime.
287
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:36,987
Those cursed guardians of Gotham
spoiled my banking career.
288
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:42,617
But they will not stop
my next Lilliputian lollapalooza.
289
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,661
[LAUGHING]
290
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,356
NARRATOR: The following day,
at the Gotham City Museum...
291
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,831
Dynamic Duo confer
with Commissioner Gordon.
292
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,061
GORDON:
This is the rare three-penny blue stamp...
293
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,900
...over a century old
and worth a million dollars.
294
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,907
That's just the kind of thing
Doll Man loves to collect.
295
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,841
Maybe we ought to keep an eye on it.
296
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,346
I'm with you, chum. Let's stake out here.
297
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,378
NARRATOR: That night,
after the museum doors are locked...
298
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:21,266
Okay, little man,
I'll take that special delivery.
299
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,868
It's the dead letter office for you,
short stuff.
300
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,440
You okay, Sir Batman?
301
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,606
Aye, Squire Robin.
Got a bit of a tummy ache, that's all.
302
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,047
Lucky we used these tin tuxedos
to hide in.
303
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:43,621
Yes, it saved my life
and thwarted Doll Man's caper neatly.
304
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,815
But what doll gambit will he try next?
305
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,961
Again, the Caped Crusaders
have defeated me.
306
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,999
Now I must stop them for good.
307
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:02,701
Here you are, folks. Dynamic Duo dolls.
Twenty-five cents each.
308
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,717
The commissioner had no late clues
on Doll Man's dastardly didos.
309
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,951
True. But I've got a funny feeling
some of his malicious marionettes...
310
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,358
-...are about to strike hard.
-Batman, look.
311
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,827
Batapult.
312
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,163
Holy booby traps, that was close.
313
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,829
Too close. Come on.
Let's check the Batmobile.
314
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:38,341
Robin, it's time we turned the tables
on our friend, the Doll Man.
315
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,639
Check, Batman. Let's do just that.
316
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,046
Scratch one, Batmobile.
317
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,010
My dolls!
I didn't program them to return.
318
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,780
BATMAN:
No, but we did, Doll Man.
319
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,218
DOLL MAN:
The Caped Crusaders.
320
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:56,089
I will destroy you
with my whole doll army.
321
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,164
-Spears to the right.
-Daggers to the left.
322
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,034
Only one way to go.
323
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,831
Up.
324
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,306
I have just begun to fight.
325
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,009
BATMAN:
Into the valley of fire.
326
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,513
We're surrounded, Batman.
327
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,013
BATMAN:
Head them off at the pass.
328
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,890
That wraps it, chum.
329
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,889
ROBIN:
Except for Doll Man.
330
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:31,087
Holy blown-apart, a life-sized doll.
331
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,760
[DOLL MAN LAUGHING]
332
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,733
ROBIN: You belong on the shelf, little man,
with the rest of the dolls.
333
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,632
But how did you find me?
334
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,968
I simply reversed your assassin doll's
programming circuits.
335
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,906
They marched back home, we followed.
336
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,604
I will have to build my little men better
next time.
337
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:52,911
You'll have plenty of time for that,
bright eyes, in your new workshop...
338
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,575
...at Gotham Jail.
339
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,153
[LAUGHING]
340
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,223
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