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[theme music playing]
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-You got my cup?
-Yeah, here.
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Did you wash it properly?
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Not just a water dunk?
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Me, water dunk? Who do you
think I am? That's disgusting!
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All right, just checking.
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Where are we going again?
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7-Eleven.
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Oh.
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Hey, let's go to the other
servo on Stacey Street.
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Nah, man.
The Slurpee machines are grot there.
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Wait.
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-Okay, why are you being a weird cunt?
-No, no, no.
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You're stopping and starting
like you got OCD. What's going on?
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-Okay, it's magpie season.
-What?
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And down there, is a crazy magpie
that viciously attacks people!
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-A magpie?
-Yes!
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Yeah, I'm still going that way.
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Wait, you can't!
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That magpie's a fuckin' psychopath!
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Really? How do you know?
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I watched a 20-minute report
on A Current Affair!
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If you think I'm gonna take
a ten-minute detour in 30-degree heat
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to avoid a bird, you're fucking dreaming.
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Now follow me and shut up!
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[magpie chirping]
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That's it there, see?
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Yeah, okay.
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See the way it's looking at us?
It's angry, I can tell!
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I don't care!
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Please, I'm begging you!
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Can we go around?
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I'll do anything!
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I can't take it anymore!
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-Oh, my God.
-What?
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This is why you been calling me so much.
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So you don't have to come over.
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Fuck me dead.
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What? You don't like our phone calls?
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I do, but a good friendship needs balance.
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And the phone calls are starting
to outweigh everything else.
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-No, they're not.
-Yes, they are!
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-Okay, maybe a little bit.
-A little bit?
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I listened to you whistle
the Braveheart theme song
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for 45 minutes last night!
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[magpie chirping]
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You see? You see?
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It's all in your head. Come!
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[magpie calls]
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[Johnny] Watch out!
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Don't run, it'll make it worse!
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-[Superwog screaming]
-[Johnny] Not his eyes!
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[Superwog] Get it away from me!
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[man on radio] Magpies are out and aboutduring their breeding season
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so keep your eyes safe,get yourself a protective helmet.
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Greg from Parklea has a cheap petrol tip.
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Greg, how are you?
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[Greg] Yeah, good, good.
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Mate, I've just driven pastthe servo on Old Windsor Road
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and they're doing unleadedfor 70 cents a liter.
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[man] 70 cents a liter?You sure it wasn't a mistake?
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[Greg] Yeah, no, no, I went in myselfand filled her right to the brim.
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[man] 70 cents a liter?
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That's gotta be the cheapestfor a while hasn't it?
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[Greg] I can't even remember the last timeit was that cheap, mate.
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Really. Must be somepolitical unrest in desert land.
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[man] Well, there you go.
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Parklea service station doingunleaded for 70 cents a liter.
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Get in and get your car filled upbefore the long weekend.
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-Where are the keys?
-Over there.
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What's wrong with you? Where you going?
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-To fill up the car.
-No, I filled it up this morning.
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What? When? In Parklea?
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No, the one just here.
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You fucking idiot!
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Why would you do that?
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Because the tank was empty!
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How much did you pay?
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$1.50 a liter.
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You stupid woman!
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The one in Parklea have petrol
for 70 cents a liter.
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I do not know how I married you!
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How was I supposed to know?
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Just give me the fucking receipt.
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-What?
-Do you have the receipt or not?
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Here.
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I want a divorce!
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[door slams]
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This is bad.
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Johnny, this is really bad.
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I know, but we could always
just take that detour.
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No, no, you don't get it, do you?
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That one road down there,
you and I have been walking down
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since we were kids.
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Now for some reason, this fucking bird
has decided to move into the street.
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That road doesn't just lead
to the servo, the supermarket
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or even the post office.
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It's our way to the rest of the world.
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We detour that road
and we're detouring from ourselves.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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Now, Johnny, I know that our
brains aren't much bigger
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than these birds' brains.
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Yours could even be smaller.
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But there's two of us so there's
no reason why we can't solve this.
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Aim for the nest.
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Oi! Oi!
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What the fuck do you think you're doing?
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What? The magpie attacked me.
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We're just trying to get it to move!
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Great, so throw a rock at it?
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-Typical!
-What?
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Which one of you backward cunts
thought that up?
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So what do we do, then?
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Magpies are a protected species, mate.
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There's a $10,000 on-the-spot fine
if you kill or maim one of those.
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Only the council can move it!
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What? Why is it protected?
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It's native to this country,
it's a national icon
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and it's a fucking beautiful songbird.
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That's why!
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But you two wouldn't know about that
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because you're a pair
of ignorant fuckheads!
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This thing almost took out my eye!
I'm the one that should be protected!
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You? I wouldn't piss on you
if you were burning!
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So you're happy to let this bird
attack innocent people?
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Doesn't attack me, mate, does it? No!
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Huh?
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Because magpies only
attack specific people!
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Why does it attack me, then?
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Because you're a wanker!
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-I'm a wanker.
-Yeah, you're a wanker.
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And so's your mate. So piss off!
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And if you lob one more bloody rock,
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I'll come back and thump
the both of you! You got that?
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Man, he smelt like piss.
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So you want to return the petrol
that's already in your car?
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Yes.
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Because you're not happy with it?
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Yes.
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I know my rights here, idiots.
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I sue the vacuum company
and the supermarket.
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I'm crazy. I sue people for fun!
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Just give him the refund.
He's not worth it.
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What?
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[chuckles] You fool.
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I might look stupid, but my brain
is not more stupid than I am.
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Get him the money.
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Now, my friends, you can
accompany me and take your petrol.
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[snickers]
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[engine starting]
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So weird.
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You think that's weird?
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Normally, he turns up,
buys nothing, takes a shit
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and steals the wipes and toilet paper
along with the key.
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That's weird.
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We want to put in a complaint
about a menacing magpie.
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Okay, where's the magpie's residence?
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Its residence?
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In a double brick bungalow.
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What do you mean, its residence?
It lives in a fucking tree!
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[Johnny] Sorry about my friend.
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The magpie's residence
is a tree on Baker Street.
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Thank you. What's its character like?
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Its character.
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It's an arsehole, that's what!
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If you're going to use language
like that, you can come back another time.
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Oh, my God. Okay, I'm sorry.
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Okay, I've found him.
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Let's take a look at his file.
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The bird has a file, everybody.
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We're opening the file.
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His name is Keith.
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And, look, he's a first-time father.
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Okay, well, please take Keith, his kids
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and the rest of his
bird family somewhere else.
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No, unfortunately, we can't.
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-Why not?
-It says here you two provoked it.
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What are you talking about?
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This morning, a man reported
that you threw rocks at it.
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Yeah, we threw rocks because it
fucking stabbed me in the head!
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Are you forgetting about that?
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What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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We can't move the bird but we can
give you these helmets.
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Protects you from a swoop.
Works 100% of the time.
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-Isn't that what cyclists wear?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, nah, we can't wear that.
-Why not?
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One, we'll look like knobs.
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Two, we'll get egged.
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How do you know?
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Look, love. It's just a rule of the world.
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You wear that helmet, you get egged.
No questions asked.
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I've been wearing it for years
and I've never been egged.
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Yet. Yet!
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You will eventually!
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And if you don't, I'll make sure you do.
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Wear it.
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You'll be fine.
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[magpies chirping]
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Okay. Okay.
Maybe she's right. Maybe she's right.
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Should we take them off?
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Nah, I think the bird's cousin lives here.
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[Superwog] No, no, no, no. What the hell?
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No, what the-- [groaning] Not the head!
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-Not the head, you gronks!
-[Johnny] Stop it!
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[Superwog] Not the head!
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[both groaning]
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[kids laughing]
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[kid] Good one!
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Okay. Okay.
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-Was it the helmet?
-Yep.
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-No other reason?
-Nah, just the helmet.
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Could this be a one-off thing,
like, can we wear it now
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without another attack?
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Nah. Every time you leave
the house with that helmet,
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you're getting egged.
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Okay. Well, that is the rule.
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Till next time, knob jockey.
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He called me a knob jockey.
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Where the fuck are your parents?
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That's $35.
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Wow.
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It's almost too good to be true, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Have a good day.
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No, you have a good day, my friend.
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-You right there?
-What are you doing?
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70 cents a liter unleaded.
Getting reserves.
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All these are your barrels?
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Yep. Got ten of them.
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I'm saving over 600 bucks!
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How much are you saving?
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$30.
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[laughs]
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I will do this also. Thank you.
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-With that?
-Yes, why?
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Come on, mate. Check the payload.
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Payload?
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Yeah, check how much weight
it can carry first.
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Yeah, yeah. No worries, mate.
Have a good day, mate.
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Yeah…
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Okay, you remember when we shot down
the neighbor's front door?
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-Yes.
-What was it that we used?
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-A potato canon.
-You still know how to make one?
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Yeah. Why?
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I wanna to shoot that fucker.
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I want it to explode into 100 pieces!
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Why 100 pieces?
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'Cause I want the other magpies
to look at it and go,
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-"Far, that might happen to me!"
-It's a good idea.
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But I don't think magpies have
that level of cognitive ability.
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Okay, fine.
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We'll write, "This is just
the beginning," in magpie blood.
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Yeah, okay. Yeah.
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Wait! We can't go in at the same time.
255
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,760
We need to buy the parts separately
so they don't get suspicious.
256
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,440
Do you need any help there?
257
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,960
Uh… No, thanks.
258
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,840
They're great, those pipes.
259
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,720
Yes, they are great.
260
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,640
-Irrigating the garden, are we?
-Yep.
261
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,480
Well, we've got some stunning
pot plants if you're interested.
262
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,760
Pot plants?
263
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,760
Yes, the floribundas are half-price.
264
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,720
Did you want to take a look?
265
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,520
What the fuck is that?
266
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,840
The worker started asking questions.
I got nervous.
267
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,640
Oh, my God. I'm not paying for that.
That's your cost.
268
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,360
But it's a floribunda.
It has a seasonal-long bloom.
269
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,120
I don't give a fuck what it is.
270
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,520
I can't rely on you for anything, can I?
271
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,600
Now just wait here. Don't move.
272
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,920
What are you looking to do with that?
273
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,640
-What, this?
-Yeah.
274
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:18,880
Uh…
275
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,360
Re-plumbing the garden
irrigation system, are we?
276
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,640
Yep, sure am!
277
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,880
Nah, I don't think you are.
278
00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,320
All right, look.
279
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,600
I'm making a giant bong.
280
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,360
-Fuck.
-Yeah.
281
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,560
You're gonna need a big cone.
282
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,400
Aisle four's your best bet.
283
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,560
What a legend.
284
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,840
[engine sputtering]
285
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,440
Come on! Come on, go!
286
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,040
Go, go, go!
287
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,120
[engine revs]
288
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,080
-[engine sputters out]
-No, no, no.
289
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,840
No, no, no, no, no, no!
290
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,160
-[tires screech]
-[Dad grunts]
291
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,600
Are you all right?
292
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,360
No! The barrels are up there with my car!
293
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,320
-What?
-The barrels up there!
294
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:41,720
No, no, stop him!
He's taking my cheap petrol!
295
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,600
What? Cheap what? I can't hear you!
296
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,000
The barrels!
297
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,840
What did you say?
298
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:54,320
-I said, "Go and fuck yourself."
-How dare you!
299
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,400
Now you hear me? Go and fuck yourself!
300
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,960
Argh!
301
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,520
Fire in the hole!
302
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,280
[both] Wow!
303
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,240
At last, they're together.
304
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,320
Well, it's definitely working.
305
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,320
[magpie warbles]
306
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,160
[whistles] Cheers, my little buddy.
307
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,880
Okay, it's on target.
308
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,600
[fires]
309
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,160
What happened? Did we get it?
310
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,160
Well, I can see the nest,
but I can't see the magpie.
311
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,920
[screams]
312
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,040
-What was that?
-Uh-oh.
313
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,600
-What?
-We hit the old bloke.
314
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,640
Okay. I'm gonna be out
of touch for a few months.
315
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,560
Don't call me, email me,
nothing until the dust settles.
316
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,840
-Why are you giving it to me?
-I don't wanna get pinned.
317
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,520
-You get rid of it.
-You get rid of it! It was your idea.
318
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,960
-You built it!
-I don't care. I'm not doing it.
319
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,440
What are you talking about?
This whole thing's your fault!
320
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,520
My fault?
321
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,280
You wanted to move the magpie.
322
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,440
I was happy to stay at home
and talk on the phone.
323
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,800
Yeah? Well, guess what?
324
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,000
I fucking hate talking
on the phone to you!
325
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,480
-Yeah?
-And your whistling is out of tune, too!
326
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,920
That's not what Joe thinks!
327
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,240
Who's Joe? Who's Joe?
328
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,400
-He's my new pet fish!
-Really?
329
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,840
He fills the emotional gap
you've left in me!
330
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,280
You and me are finished!
331
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,640
Now break this or else
we'll end up in prison!
332
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,280
I don't care if I go to prison!
333
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,480
Because being friends with you
is already like being in prison!
334
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,960
-Yeah?
-Yeah!
335
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,840
[groaning]
336
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,160
All because of a stupid bird!
337
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,120
[Johnny muttering]
338
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,400
Ahh! You. Fucking…
339
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,760
Don't you ever come over again,
you hear me?
340
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,720
[man] He's over there!
341
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,400
I'm gonna throw this out to you!
342
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,560
Get on it and we'll pull you in!
343
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,680
But you have to let go of the barrel!
344
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,120
Never!
345
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,040
-What happened?
-We're out of petrol!
346
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,960
Well, flick on the reserve tank.
347
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,720
It is on!
348
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,080
Well, why the hell didn't
you check it before?
349
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,720
No, no!
350
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,360
There's a storm coming right this way!
351
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,960
I don't care!
352
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,720
Leave me!
353
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,359
I will take my chances!
354
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,960
Just get in the boat
like he said, fuckwit!
355
00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,400
No!
356
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,119
Mate, what's in the barrel?
357
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,680
[engine sputters]
358
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,720
[engine sputters]
359
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,680
Okay. Okay.
360
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,760
Stupid piece of shit!
361
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,240
Fucking hate you!
362
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,120
Fucking piece of shit!
363
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,240
I'm sorry!
364
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,560
I didn't mean what I said before.
365
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,800
I like talking to you on the phone.
366
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:22,560
You talk about interesting things
and you have an interesting point of view.
367
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,680
I bought you a new Slurpee cup.
368
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,120
-Let's go.
-Hey, what happened to you?
369
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,480
Come, I'll show you.
370
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,000
No, no, you don't need that.
Trust me. Come.
371
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,160
Big old Keith, the maggot magpie,
has been evicted.
372
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,440
What the hell?
373
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,880
I chopped that fucker.
374
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,440
How?
375
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,200
I used my dad's chainsaw.
376
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,880
I just made sure to cut
only when a plane passed.
377
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,760
Wow!
378
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,880
I'm not going to let a bird
with a name like Keith
379
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,320
get in between you and me!
380
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,280
Come on.
381
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,880
Hey, where do you think that magpie went?
382
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,240
I got no idea.
383
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,600
You should have seen how hard he bitched.
384
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,960
This really was a case of man
triumphing over a magpie.
385
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,360
Wherever it goes, it's got a lot
of work to do rebuilding that nest.
386
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,920
[chuckles] Gronk.
387
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:26,360
[magpie warbles]
388
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,200
[magpie warbles]
389
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,120
[magpies warbling]
390
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,320
[theme music playing]
391
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,240
Just give me the fucking receipt!
392
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,080
[all laughing]
393
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,320
Did you wash it properly?
394
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,320
Not just a water dunk?
395
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,240
-Look at that, that's great.
-[laughs]
396
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,800
-That's great.
-I'm sorry. Fuck!
397
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,840
-What are you doing?
-That was…
398
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,320
Go back and do it properly.
399
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,520
-All right.
-That's it.
400
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,000
-Sorry about that.
-What a fucknut.
401
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,960
Hey, we better help her.
402
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:16,960
Give it to me.
403
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,000
Thank you, you're very kind.
404
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,960
-With the hell's that?
-She gave me biscuits.
405
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,440
You've started an exchange.
406
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:27,640
I will be back with a tuna
and I will eat it here in front of you!
407
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,240
No, you will not!
408
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,720
I give to you.
409
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:31,840
Yeah, okay.
410
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,160
What the fuck is this?
411
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,760
Maybe it's nice food?
412
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,560
-What the fuck?
-Take it out! Take it out of the house!
413
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,280
We're at $50 for a fine-looking tuna!
414
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,120
-900.
-Stop it, you idiot.
415
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,440
[siren wailing]
416
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,800
Go and give yourself up!
417
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,080
-Not coming in here!
-Move!
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