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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Bachelors!
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This is the life. Yeah!
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No wives, no responsibilities.
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Just a boss, his employee,
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having goods times with their pants off.
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I gotta admit, it is pretty fun
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doing whatever the hell I want.
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What's next on the Bachelor Bucket List?
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Ooh, let's see.
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Alright.
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"Do the dance from 'Risky Business'."
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Yeah. Check.
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"Leave toilet seat up after peeing."
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Oh, big check-a-rooni.
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"Beat all-time jerk-off record."
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Uh, what? I-I mean,
I didn't do that one.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Somebody else must've checked it off
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and put a huge smiley face next to it.
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Wait, is that...
is that really the whole list?
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Huh.
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Yeah, I guess there's just
a lot less to do
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as a bachelor than I remember.
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Are you kidding me?
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The world is our oyster.
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Come on!
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Hey, do you dare me to drink
this nasty cocktail
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I made from all the condiments
in my fridge?
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Oh, no. Actually, you know what, Morris?
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I think I'm just gonna go home
and wait for Freya to come back.
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But thank you so much for this.
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This... This was really awesome.
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- Alright, you dared me!
- Okay, I didn't.
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Watch. I don't want to.
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Oh, that's horrible.
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I mean, dude, you're missing out.
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Oh. I'm gonna hurl.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.MY-SUBS.com
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Sid, we're back from the Wasteland.
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I brought you some sand.
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Freya? Freya!
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Sid! Oh.
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I don't want another day to go by
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where I don't wake up by your side.
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Okay. I missed you, too, boy.
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Alright. Off.
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Oh, boy. How was the trip?
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Yeah, had a fun time with the War Dogs.
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You know, we chopped off
some heads, I bit a horse.
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The usual.
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But I ended up resigning
as their warlord.
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Whoa. Uh, Freya,
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you know I would never ask
you to do that, right?
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No, no, no. It's okay.
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It's just... It's not who I am anymore.
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I think I'm ready for a new adventure.
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- Does that mean...
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I wanna do the stupid baby thing.
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Yes!
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And I still hate the baby,
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but sounds like this ship
has sailed on that, so, yeah?
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Okay, guess that's that.
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See, guys? Everything worked out,
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and now all we have to do
is live happily ever...
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...after?
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What?!
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It's hard to hear you over
that scary, mechanical roar.
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This is it.
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The day when machines destroy
humanity once and for all.
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Rock.
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Jeez, there's like a million
of these things.
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Why do people care about this planet?
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It sucks.
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You know, you really didn't
have to come all the way out here.
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I'm happy to lead
the robot army by myself.
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Especially if it means getting back
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at my ex-best friend Freya.
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You'll get your chance, TI-90.
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Just think... a future
where robots rule the world,
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where you never have to grow older
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or evolve as a person,
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where you can keep doing
the same old shit
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you've always been doing
for the rest of eternity.
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Huh.
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Rock!
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Jesus.
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I almost fully ate it on that one.
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Scary.
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Oh, mama.
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What is it, boy?
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Oh, you know... Well, firstly,
everything is so good.
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Yeah, just so, so good up here.
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Secondly, there is a huge army
of robots coming to kill us all.
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Oh, my God.
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- John Christ was right.
- Who's John Christ?
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Oh, right, you weren't here.
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So, he's this guy from the past
who's destined
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to lead the human resistance in
the war against the machines.
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It's kind of complicated.
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No, no, I get it. Yeah, makes sense.
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You do? Wow. Okay.
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Citizens of Boomtown!
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It is I, NeuralNet.
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Deliver John Christ
to us now or we will...
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We can't hear anything
that you're saying!
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Could you threaten us a little louder?!
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Sorry, we're having trouble
with the Bluetooth!
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I don't see where to connect it.
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I think you have to hold
the pause button.
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Really? That can't be right.
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I know. It's kind of random.
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It worked.
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Wow.
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Deliver John Christ to us now,
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or Boomtown will burn to the ground.
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Well, I guess that leaves us
with only one option.
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Right.
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We hand John Christ to the robots.
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- Huh? What?
- Or we kill him ourselves
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and toss his dead body over the wall.
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Hey, does anybody have a gun
I can borrow?
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Mr. Rubinstein, if we give up
John Christ,
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the machines will take over the world.
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As far as I'm concerned,
they can do whatever they want,
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as long as they don't do it
in my backyard.
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I-I hate to say this,
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but I-I disagree with Mr. Rubinstein.
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I'm having a heart attack.
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Not now, Devon. Nobody cares about you.
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It's not enough to be comfortable
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when other people are suffering. Right?
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That's how the world got
this way in the first place.
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Wait, you're actually buying this crap?
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A better future isn't
gonna be given to us.
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We are gonna have to fight for it.
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Alright, now, who's with me?
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Okay, whatever.
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Weird, but whatever.
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So, where is John Christ now?
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Oh, shit, I got him arrested.
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Uh, he was doing this big protest and...
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No, no, I get it.
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You wanted to prove
that you're not "The Man,"
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but then you realized
that being "The Man"
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isn't actually so bad,
but you still had to stop
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what you had already set in motion.
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Jesus, you are, like,
incredible at storytelling.
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Thank you.
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You know, I actually have this idea
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that I've been noodling on
about a fairy dragon queen...
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Oh, sorry, I didn't mean
you should tell me about it now.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- But later, yes.
- Later. Great.
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Dude, prison was so scary.
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I saw shit in there
you wouldn't believe.
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It wasn't exactly "prison."
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You were in a private
holding cell for one night.
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And you know what they say
about dropping the soap?
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I do, actually, so you don't
need to say it.
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Dude, that's when they do you
in the butt.
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Right.
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So, anyway, NeuralNet is here
with an army of killer robots,
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so I'm not exactly sure how you
want to handle that, but...
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- Hold up, NeuralNet's here?
- Mm-hmm.
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- In Boomtown?
- Yes.
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Interesting.
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Okay, if I could put a satellite
on top of the Battledome,
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I could transmit a short-wave signal
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that would shut down NeuralNet for good.
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We could win the war
right here at Boomtown.
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Okay, yes, let's do it.
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Today's the day that humans
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do machines in the butt.
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I'm not gonna pound for that.
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Come on, man, don't leave me hanging.
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Hey, I'm not saving humanity
'til you pound that.
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Fine.
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Tight.
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I know you're all scared,
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but you have a great leader among you.
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A fearless warrior who laughs
in the face of death.
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Your HOA president, Linda Sherman.
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Freya. Hi, everyone! Hi.
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It's so nice to see
so many familiar faces.
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So, today, we're gonna be
fighting the ultimate battle
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between man and machine...
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or woman and machine,
'cause we're here, too.
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Whoo! Love you, girl.
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Love you, psycho.
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So, let's remember to stay hydrated,
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apply plenty of sunscreen,
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and most importantly,
let's have some fun.
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Now let's kill the mother!
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That's right.
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Slow and stiff, just like we practiced.
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Let's remind them we're robots.
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Crap! Hey, I need more time
to program the satellite.
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Hey, no problem. My man Sid is on it.
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I've seen this guy
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go straight-up feral in the Wasteland.
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I'm talking teeth, friggin' claws...
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Uh, sorry, Scraps,
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can I interrupt for just one second?
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Yeah, buddy. What's up?
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Yeah, sorry, I couldn't help.
I was overhearing.
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
going feral in front
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- of all the neighbors.
- What?
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Well, I've... I've become, like,
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a respected member of the community.
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It's... It is an embarrassing look.
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- No, it's...
- Guys, I can't hear what you're saying.
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- I want to participate.
- Yeah, just one second.
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- It is not embarrassing.
- Come on.
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You look super cool
when you go feral, alright?
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People are gonna be like, "Oh, my God.
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Is that Sid? I really respect him."
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- Really?
- Hey, look at me in the eyes.
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Would I lie to you?
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Fine. Okay, would you take my jacket?
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This could get messy.
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Save me, Sid.
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That was, like, really weird
and upsetting.
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Yeah, no, I lied to him.
Dude's a friggin' freak.
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And batter up!
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Oh! Going, going, gone!
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And the crowd goes wild
for Freya Exaltada!
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Whoo!
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I knew I should have
programmed them to duck,
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but it just looks so cool seeing them
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stand all straight like that.
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Don't worry. This one's mine.
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Zap. Zap.
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Whoo. Whoo.
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And around the world. Yes.
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Oh, my God. Tai?
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So random seeing you here.
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I guess it's not that random.
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There's, like, a hundred of you.
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Are we, like, in a fight?
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Right in the back. Nice one.
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Let's go, robots!
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Ahem. Mrs., uh, NeuralNet, ma'am?
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Morris "The Junkman" Rubinstein
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- at your service.
- Can this wait?
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I'm kind of in the middle
of exterminating humanity.
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Oh, but just for the record,
I am not with these people.
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I love robots. I always have.
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Ask anybody.
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If you let me live,
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I could make
for a pretty handy repairman.
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Thanks, but we have advanced
nanobots to take care of that.
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Okay. Okay, uh, new pitch.
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Uh, human plaything.
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You could torture me, uh,
put me in a giant maze,
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or if weird sex stuff is your thing,
256
00:10:14,012 --> 00:10:16,190
oh, boy, do I got you covered.
257
00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:18,072
You do me, I do you.
258
00:10:18,096 --> 00:10:20,474
I can make you feel so good, baby.
259
00:10:20,498 --> 00:10:23,157
Enough! I'll let you live
if you just stop talking.
260
00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:24,441
Deal!
261
00:10:24,902 --> 00:10:27,281
Old Morris, you still got it.
262
00:10:27,305 --> 00:10:30,043
Okay, Tai, clearly you're upset.
263
00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:31,324
If this is about the pregnancy thing,
264
00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:32,846
I swear I was gonna tell you.
265
00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,888
I just didn't get any service
in the Wasteland.
266
00:10:34,912 --> 00:10:36,970
It's not just the baby. It's everything!
267
00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:38,451
Ah!
268
00:10:38,475 --> 00:10:40,293
You weren't there for me
when my boyfriend dumped me.
269
00:10:40,317 --> 00:10:42,735
Who? That animatronic bear
who plays the jug?
270
00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:44,136
I didn't even realize
you guys were serious.
271
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,173
I loved him!
272
00:10:45,197 --> 00:10:47,295
We made beautiful songs
at the bayou together!
273
00:10:47,319 --> 00:10:48,501
Aah!
274
00:10:48,525 --> 00:10:51,303
And I got this bold new hair
update a week ago,
275
00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:53,385
and you haven't even said anything!
276
00:10:53,409 --> 00:10:54,827
Ooh, it looks nice.
277
00:10:54,851 --> 00:10:56,068
I wish my hair could do that.
278
00:10:56,092 --> 00:10:57,629
Liar!
279
00:10:57,653 --> 00:10:59,271
You never come to any
of my dinner parties!
280
00:10:59,295 --> 00:11:01,072
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, in all fairness,
281
00:11:01,096 --> 00:11:03,395
that has nothing to do
with our friendship.
282
00:11:03,419 --> 00:11:05,917
I just don't love your cooking.
283
00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,478
I've been trying new recipes.
284
00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:09,961
I make really good bulgogi now!
285
00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:12,924
Aah! Ugh!
286
00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:16,471
Stay back, or I'll... scramble you?
287
00:11:19,754 --> 00:11:23,934
Freya Exaltada, I've been
programmed to eliminate you
288
00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,960
for being a bad friend.
289
00:11:28,362 --> 00:11:31,101
Linda! No, no, no.
290
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,842
Come on, stay with me.
291
00:11:33,407 --> 00:11:35,024
Protect...
292
00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:36,506
the...
293
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,097
HOA...
294
00:11:38,905 --> 00:11:40,558
girlfriend.
295
00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:44,233
Ugh.
296
00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:50,109
Uh-oh.
297
00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:53,922
You think I'm a bad friend?
298
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:56,765
This has been one of
the craziest years of my life,
299
00:11:56,789 --> 00:11:59,447
and all you can think about
is how it affects you
300
00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:01,770
because you're so goddamn self-obsessed.
301
00:12:01,794 --> 00:12:04,492
Freya, you've never spoken
to me like this before.
302
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,134
You're just pissy that I have
all these good things
303
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,586
in my life, and you have nothing.
304
00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:12,300
So much shade. So damn shady.
305
00:12:12,324 --> 00:12:14,582
Truth is, I feel sorry for you.
306
00:12:14,606 --> 00:12:17,224
- You want to know why?
- Please, no.
307
00:12:17,248 --> 00:12:19,266
Because you're so goddamn incapable
308
00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:20,988
of moving on with your life!
309
00:12:26,737 --> 00:12:28,739
Sorry not sorry.
310
00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:33,359
Will you hurry up with that thing?
311
00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:35,001
You can't hurry a masterpiece,
my friend.
312
00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:36,362
Would you tell Olivia Rodrigo
313
00:12:36,386 --> 00:12:38,364
to rush the follow-up
to her hit album "Sour"?
314
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:40,486
Huh? Oh, 'cause you're from the past.
315
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,968
That's cool, I guess.
316
00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,134
Oh, savage!
317
00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:51,160
Yeah, go, Sid!
318
00:12:54,804 --> 00:12:58,503
Oh! He's beating him with his own arms!
319
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,529
I like-a that!
320
00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:04,934
Okay, well, what's...
what you doing now?
321
00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:07,672
Aw, man. He's humping it.
322
00:13:07,696 --> 00:13:09,994
Hey, that's not cool, man. Hey, come on.
323
00:13:10,018 --> 00:13:11,716
Have some respect for the dead, fool.
324
00:13:13,221 --> 00:13:15,359
- Hey, what's going on?
- Uh...
325
00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:16,680
Sid go feral again?
326
00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:18,842
Yeah. Yeah. Started off super cool,
327
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,164
but then really started
to embarrass himself.
328
00:13:21,188 --> 00:13:23,286
- Yeah, he gets really into it.
- Yeah.
329
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,432
Hold the line!
330
00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:31,574
Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
331
00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:33,256
Oh, shit.
332
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,338
Hey, come on. Come on, let's go.
333
00:13:35,362 --> 00:13:36,539
Let's go.
334
00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:38,821
You can hump the dead robots later.
335
00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:40,703
Congratulations, Morris.
336
00:13:40,727 --> 00:13:43,065
Looks like you've chosen
the winning side.
337
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,867
It's strange.
338
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,789
I should be on top of the world
right now,
339
00:13:46,813 --> 00:13:50,232
but something about seeing
everyone I know and love
340
00:13:50,256 --> 00:13:53,235
tragically murdered,
it's making me feel...
341
00:13:53,259 --> 00:13:54,796
well, I don't know what it is.
342
00:13:56,782 --> 00:13:57,799
Huh.
343
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,409
There's too many of them.
344
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,490
Ooga booga.
345
00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,132
Yes, dear. Ooga booga.
346
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,682
Everyone! Quickly, inside!
347
00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:20,725
Everyone, come on!
348
00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:24,384
John Christ, come on!
You need to fall back!
349
00:14:24,408 --> 00:14:26,410
Satellite's almost in position.
350
00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,629
This is it!
351
00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:33,072
The moment I destroy NeuralNet
and fulfill my destiny!
352
00:14:33,096 --> 00:14:34,783
Humanity will never be destroyed,
353
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,716
'cause this is our world, baby!
354
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,157
We run this bitch!
355
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,545
- Boy, he talks a lot.
- I know.
356
00:14:39,569 --> 00:14:41,000
Come on, wrap it up!
357
00:14:41,024 --> 00:14:43,682
This is our planet!
We do whatever we want to it!
358
00:14:43,706 --> 00:14:46,765
We mess with the birds!
We mess with the worms!
359
00:14:46,789 --> 00:14:49,007
Hit the button!
360
00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:50,929
I can take a dookie right here!
361
00:14:50,953 --> 00:14:52,571
Right now!
362
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:54,773
Get dookie all over the place!
Huh? You want me to?
363
00:14:54,797 --> 00:14:56,254
No, I'm not gonna do it right now!
364
00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:58,456
- But I could!
- What a wanker.
365
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,858
Humans! Humans!
366
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,884
What? Can't hear y'all!
367
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,142
Hu... Ah!
368
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,944
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
369
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,826
Whoa, wait! No, this blows!
370
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,227
Come on, no!
371
00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:13,510
Ewww. Ewww. Oh, no.
372
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:17,354
Back and forth. Back and forth.
373
00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:20,357
Gosh, you know, having met the guy,
374
00:15:20,381 --> 00:15:23,183
gotta say, it's kinda hard
not to be on Team Robot.
375
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:28,204
Where are we? What happened?
376
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,286
We're trapped in the junkyard.
377
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,968
- You went feral.
- Oh.
378
00:15:31,992 --> 00:15:33,489
Did I look cool doing it?
379
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:34,810
Yeah, totally.
380
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:38,334
Uh, you smeared feces all over yourself
381
00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:39,575
and screamed, "I am the poo poo king.
382
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:41,777
Give me all the poo poo."
383
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,779
I don't want all the poo poo.
384
00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:46,061
Just for the record.
385
00:15:46,085 --> 00:15:50,145
Give up, humans. John Christ is dead.
386
00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:51,786
This is the end.
387
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,192
I don't think this is the end.
388
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,077
I just think no matter what time
or place you live in,
389
00:16:03,101 --> 00:16:06,074
it always feels like
it's the end of the world,
390
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:09,988
but we find a way to get
through it with the people we love.
391
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:14,272
Get in here.
392
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,932
That was really sweet, but just
to be clear, in this case,
393
00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:22,255
we, in fact, really
are all going to die.
394
00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:24,281
Not if I can help it!
395
00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:27,300
- Tai?
- You're not dying today.
396
00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:29,972
I'm realigning the satellite!
397
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:33,786
TI-90, what do you think you're doing?
398
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:36,308
I'm moving on with my life!
399
00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:38,951
Someone needs to activate the signal!
400
00:16:38,975 --> 00:16:40,441
I'll do it.
401
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,779
We'll do it.
402
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:48,120
And I would do it, but it sounds like
403
00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:50,802
there's already the two of you,
and three's a crowd, so...
404
00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:52,844
It's okay, Morris. We got this.
405
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:54,205
Okay.
406
00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:56,231
Just know that I would have.
407
00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:00,795
Shall we?
408
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,802
Kill them!
409
00:17:17,091 --> 00:17:18,257
Oh, no.
410
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:20,648
They're working in perfect in harmony.
411
00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:26,556
It's like a beautiful dance.
412
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,384
Okay, now it just is a dance.
413
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,208
You got this?
414
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,289
On it, babe.
415
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:03,511
I really thought there was
gonna be, like,
416
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:04,752
a big explosion or something.
417
00:18:04,776 --> 00:18:06,794
Yeah. Me, too.
418
00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:08,996
Kinda anti-climatic, but, oh, well.
419
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,318
Hey, guys, we're good.
420
00:18:11,342 --> 00:18:13,344
Yeah, come out.
421
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:16,803
They did it!
422
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:19,081
Mommy and Daddy did it.
423
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,528
You owe me five bird beaks,
Mr. Rubinstein.
424
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:24,130
Damn it. This is the worst day
of my life.
425
00:18:24,154 --> 00:18:25,651
Hand it over.
426
00:18:25,675 --> 00:18:28,504
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Careful with my danglers.
427
00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:31,417
Ah. Tai, you saved us.
428
00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:32,938
I'm sorry for what I said earlier.
429
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:34,420
No, no. It's okay.
430
00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:37,222
You told me some hard truths
that I needed to hear.
431
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,184
It takes a good friend to do that.
432
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,706
So, you're saying we're friends again?
433
00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:42,788
Well, if you can forgive me
for trying to murder you
434
00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:44,349
and your unborn child.
435
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,025
Eh, it happens.
436
00:18:46,455 --> 00:18:48,457
Wait, what happened?
437
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:51,402
Citizens of Boomtown!
438
00:18:51,426 --> 00:18:56,360
It is I, Freya Exaltada,
president of your HOA.
439
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:57,887
Rah! Rah!
440
00:18:57,911 --> 00:18:59,964
Today marks the anniversary
441
00:18:59,988 --> 00:19:01,325
of the Battle of Boomtown.
442
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,646
To honor our victory,
443
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:06,930
I vow the streets
will echo with screams...
444
00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:08,146
of merriment!
445
00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:11,695
Enjoy the block party, everyone,
446
00:19:11,719 --> 00:19:13,662
and don't forget to enter the raffle
447
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,419
for your chance to win
a single sip of water!
448
00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:20,023
Yes!
449
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:21,624
Eh, who would've thought?
450
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:24,467
Old Morris has learned
to care about other people.
451
00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:25,988
Even robots.
452
00:19:26,012 --> 00:19:27,149
I thought you would
have learned a lesson
453
00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:28,951
about being a better father.
454
00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:31,193
You know, like, to your son Timmy.
455
00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:33,916
Hey, you can't expect me to
learn every lesson in the world.
456
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,317
You're lucky I got even one.
457
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,638
No, that's fair.
458
00:19:36,662 --> 00:19:38,800
Oh, should we get our faces painted?
459
00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:40,322
Hell yeah, dude.
460
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,803
I want to be a tiger.
461
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,499
Rawr.
462
00:19:43,989 --> 00:19:46,552
And that was the last thing I ever said.
463
00:19:48,674 --> 00:19:49,931
Thank you, Madam President.
464
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,333
This is the only fun day I've ever had.
465
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,801
You're welcome.
466
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,177
Look who it is.
467
00:19:56,201 --> 00:19:57,578
Look who made it.
468
00:19:57,602 --> 00:19:59,300
Of course.
We wouldn't miss your big day.
469
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,383
Isn't that right, Little Linda Sherman?
470
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:03,904
Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup.
471
00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:05,385
You mustn't play with her
until she's had her nap.
472
00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:06,587
She needs her downtime.
473
00:20:06,611 --> 00:20:08,508
Sorry, Nanny Scraps. We forgot.
474
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:09,990
Yes, you did.
475
00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:12,913
There, there. The bad people are gone.
476
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:14,714
Only Nanny Scraps loves you,
477
00:20:14,738 --> 00:20:17,325
my little chunky monkey.
478
00:20:17,981 --> 00:20:20,880
Well, nothing left to do now
except live happily ever af...
479
00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:24,644
Oh. Again?
480
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:27,206
Is there a part of you
that wishes we died
481
00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:28,367
in the robot apocalypse?
482
00:20:28,391 --> 00:20:30,963
Oh, 1,000%.
483
00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:33,636
Mostly, I'm just excited for the future.
484
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,297
Me, too.
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