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سینماتک www.30tk.ir
One down, four to go.
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If you need answers,
you need to go to the source.
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And I need to know:
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why am I doomed to be left?
Why am I doomed to be... rejected?
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So, I'm gonna ask them.
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All of them.
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Next ex on the big ex list is Kat Mon...
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Simon. What are you doing in there?
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What?
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I'll come in. I'll come in.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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What's up, dude?
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Nothing's up.
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I'm just... just getting
a coffee beverage.
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I'm sorry, have... have
you been body-snatched?
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I just thought I would try it out.
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But we hate this place.
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Yeah, I don't know. They have oat milk.
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This is Mumford & Sons?
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Yeah. It's probably.
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Okay. So, um, check it out.
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I talked to Kevin Bannister's
mom last night...
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Kevin-who's-mom?
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Bannister.
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- My first boyfriend?
- Oh... Okay.
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Number One on my "Top Five
All-Time Heartbreak" list?
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Left me for Hannah Shepherd?
I've told you this.
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You Top Five-d your
All-Time Heartbreaks?
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Yeah.
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Should we maybe wait
till after I have coffee
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to go wherever this is going?
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Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.
Do your thing. Do your thing.
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I've already had three.
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$9.40.
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He married her.
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Hannah Shephard is now Hannah
Bannister. Isn't that incredible?
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- It's incredible.
- I mean, this whole time
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I thought he rejected me.
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But no. It was fate.
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- Well, there you have it.
- I feel fucking liberated, man.
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- That's great.
- Which is why I'm reaching out
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to everyone else on the list.
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- Everyone else?
- Yeah.
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There are more lessons to
be learned here, dude.
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I mean, like "that it was just fate
and none of it was your fault"?
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Can you take this seriously, please?
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I, I'm doing my best.
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Okay, so my plan was
to go chronologically,
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but since you're here, Simon,
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I'm hoping you can help me understand:
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why I'm doomed to be left?
Why I'm doomed to be... rejected?
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You're asking me?
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Hold on. Do you think I rejected you?
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Rob, have you forgotten
that I'm homosexual?
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Yeah, but did you know that
when we got together, though?
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Wait a minute, I'm one of
your Top Five Heartbreaks?
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That's why you always closed
your eyes when we had sex?
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What can I get for you two?
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I'll have the, uh,
currant-forward Ethiopian, please.
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With a splash of oat milk.
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I'm good.
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It's $8.50.
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Okay. Okay. Besides the
fact that I have a vagina,
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are there other things about
me, any traits you think
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that could have factored into
us not staying together?
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- Rob.
- Yeah.
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I still make you mix tapes, all right.
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I say I like your outfit
even when I don't, at all.
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I even let you pop pimples on
my back, whenever you want.
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- I'm sorry, what's your point?
- My point is, Rob,
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this is how we acted and I treated you
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when we were in a relationship,
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and this is what I continue to do now.
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We're still together.
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Okay? I never left.
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You get it?
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Yes.
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Yes. I get it. Thank you.
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- It's great.
- Hey.
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- Yeah.
- Take me off your goddamn list.
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- Please.
- Done.
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Got a currant-forward Ethiopian.
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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That's fucking great!
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All right. Two down, three to go.
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So you're really gonna
talk to all of them?
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- Yeah.
- Every single one of them. Even...
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Yes. Every single one.
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Okay, dude? I have to say it:
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I think this is crazy.
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Uh... no. $8.50 for a coffee is crazy.
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This is fuckin' genius.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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- _
- ♪ I've been trying so hard ♪
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♪ To make ya see ♪
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♪ The love in me, baby ♪
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Open the window.
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Ooh.
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What is she...
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You're here early.
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Yeah, well, you know, somebody got
to pick up the slack around here,
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you feel me? Oh, and,
uh, we got that order in,
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Bee Tee Dubs. I handled it.
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- You handled the order.
- Yep.
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Oh, my God.
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I am on my shit today.
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Is she taking out the trash?
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She's taking out the trash.
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Where, uh...
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- It's the one on the...
- You're taking out the trash?
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- One on the right.
- Yeah.
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Just go out of that door
and go to the right...
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Your right or my right?
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Uh, both of our rights.
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It's the side where it's...
We're on the same right.
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The big black square one?
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- Yes.
- That one.
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- Oh!
- What's going on?
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Uh, pssh... it must be full moon.
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Okay, now,
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Kat Monroe.
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I'm not totally sure I'm
ready for this, but...
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♪ They say I'm different
'cause I'm a piece of sugar cane ♪
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The number you dialed is not in service.
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Changed her number.
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That's okay.
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Important people do that.
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I should resign myself to the idea
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that Kat might be hard to track down.
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She's a myth, she's a legend, she's...
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on goddamn Instagram!
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♪ Every mornin' I'd
have to slop the hogs ♪
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♪ And they'd be gettin' off
humpin' to John Lee Hooker ♪
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♪ They say I'm different ♪
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Hey.
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'Sup.
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You guys have a bathroom?
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Nah. Customers only.
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You can't make an exception?
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Nah, I can't. 'Cause, you know,
if I let, if I let you go,
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I gotta let everybody
else go to the bathroom.
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And I can't do that. So...
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But I'm the only one here...
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But, dude, can you just go
to the coffee shop, please.
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They got one there.
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I can see the bathroom right there.
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Motherfucker, just walk straight,
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go up the steps, make a left,
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walk two blocks, turn
left, and you found it.
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Okay.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Don't forget to vote.
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Hey, Cherise.
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Yeah, Rob?
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What does it mean when someone
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has a blue check mark
next to their name?
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What are you talking
about, a blue check...
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That. What is that?
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Oh, damn, you stalking Kat Monroe?
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- What's wrong with you?
- I'm not stalking her.
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- Wait, how do you know Kat?
- Uh,
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'cause I own my own cellular device.
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Oh, shit.
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Is she in your Top Five
All-Time Boo-Hoo list?
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- Simon!
- She's very intuitive.
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No, listen. For real,
for real, no judgment.
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I'm here for you. You know what I mean?
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If you want to take a vision quest
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and go into your past
and sort some shit out,
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that's dope.
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Matter of fact,
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you want some DMT?
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What does it mean, Cherise?
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Now, listen to me,
because I know a guy...
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Cherise, what does the
fucking check mark mean?
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It means she's verified, dude.
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She is internet royalty.
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She's been anointed a public
figure by the Instagods.
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Yup. I heard
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she helped The Carters pick
out their art collection.
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You sure you really dated her?
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- Yeah.
- And you slid into her DMs?
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I guess.
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Oooh! She left it on seen.
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Wait. You can see she saw it?
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She is an evil petty bitch,
and I fuckin' love her!
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All right, you brilliant idiots.
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I am thrilled to bring out
the last comic of the night.
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Give it up for Justin Kitt.
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Justin, on the other hand,
was very easy to get a hold of.
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He still has the same
Microsoft Paint website.
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And he still does Thursday nights
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at the same shitty West
Village comedy club.
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All right. Some of you
gave me the look...
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If this all sounds terribly unsexy,
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I guess it's because... it is.
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Or he is. Or was.
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I think.
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There's actually a lot
about this relationship
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I don't really remember.
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- Huh.
- See, I acknowledge my male privilege,
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so you know I'm woke.
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And I acknowledge my
aforementioned acknowledgement,
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so you know I'm self-aware.
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I got this.
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Hey, you.
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Dating apps. Who's swiping? Anybody?
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Rob Brooks.
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- I thought that was you.
- In the flesh.
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Still drinking whiskey
neat like a tough guy?
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Still drinking vodka soda
like a little bitch?
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You got that?
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So... what brings you in?
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Um... all right.
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- Bear with me here, okay?
- Okay.
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I'm kinda doing this...
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- Oh, shit, hang on one sec.
- Oh, yeah. Sure.
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Hey.
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No, I told you I'm doing
a late set tonight.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit. I'm really sorry.
Put him on the phone.
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Hey, Spider-Man.
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Listen, Daddy's gonna be home
a little bit late tonight, okay?
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Spider-Man? Hel... Hey.
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No, he didn't say anything.
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Yes, Sheila. I did the Spider... Hello?
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You have a kid?
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I got a kid
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and a baby mama.
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And... I don't think either
of them like me too much.
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Oh. Shit.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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It's just a bit of a rough patch.
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She thinks I drink too much.
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- Do you?
- Of course.
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Anyway. Sheila doesn't respect me,
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she certainly doesn't love me,
I got no idea how to talk to the kid.
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- I mean, I go home...
- I don't think I have the heart
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to launch into the whole
"why did you reject me" thing.
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This dude is... sad.
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Anyway, it's really
good to see you, Rob.
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Yeah, you too.
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I know I was a real jerk and a
mess when we were together.
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- Oh...
- No, but listen,
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honestly, afterwards, I just,
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pff, I got a whole lot worse.
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I mean, I'm not trying to make it
sound like things haven't been okay
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since you broke up with me.
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It's not like that, but...
they haven't been great...
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- Oh, my God, he's right.
- You know how it goes...
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I broke up with him. I rejected him!
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God, this is great!
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Why didn't I do this years ago?
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Sorry to hear that, man.
256
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♪ Told you in the jam
that we can get down ♪
257
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♪ Now let's knock the boots
like the group H-Town ♪
258
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♪ You got BBD all on your bedroom wall ♪
259
00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:44,310
♪ But I'm above the rim
and this is how I ball ♪
260
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♪ A gritty little something
on the New York street ♪
261
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♪ This is how I represent
over this here beat ♪
262
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♪ Talking 'bout you ♪
263
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♪ Yo, I took you out ♪
264
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♪ But sex was on my mind
for the whole damn route ♪
265
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You know, I'm not totally sure
that the placement is the problem.
266
00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:59,160
And I'm not totally sure
skinny jeans is your look,
267
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but you don't see me all up
in your goddamn ass, do you?
268
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I'm just trying to help.
269
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All right, go ahead, what is it?
270
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I just think that there's, that
there's not much to latch onto.
271
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The fuck are you talkin' about?
272
00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:10,790
Everybody thinks that they're a bad-ass.
273
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Everyone thinks they're unapologetic
274
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and a visionary. Everybody thinks that.
275
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Yeah, but I actually am though.
276
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Sure. Right. I get that.
277
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But just, just, just be like,
278
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just a little bit more
specific, that's all.
279
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,608
- A little bit?
- That's it!
280
00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:25,280
Just, like, show people where
you're coming from, who you are.
281
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- I am... a badass.
- Understandable.
282
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,568
You gotta show 'em where
you're coming from.
283
00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:31,730
Right? Like, badass is like a big thing,
284
00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,118
but you need someone
to see something like,
285
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,480
I'm into "Ooh!" and they're like,
286
00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:36,960
"Oh, that. I wanna be a part of that."
287
00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,569
That's it.
288
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Then you can put this shit wherever.
289
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And then people will come.
290
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:45,420
People will come?
291
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They will.
292
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If you build it.
293
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:50,430
They will come?
294
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,180
Ha, ha, ha! Yes.
295
00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:00,478
I'm sorry, can I, can I move
these out of the way for you?
296
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,770
Oh, yeah, please. Thank you.
Get that out the way.
297
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,150
Drrr-oo!
298
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,360
Du-du!
299
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- Championship.
- Hi, is this Rob?
300
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,410
- Speaking.
- Hi, it's Kat.
301
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,450
Um... hey... hey!
302
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,742
Ho... how are you?
303
00:12:22,770 --> 00:12:23,880
Sorry I didn't call sooner.
304
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,500
I was at this awful
silent retreat in Bali,
305
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,200
no internet service,
306
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,040
the most temperamental monks.
307
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Just plain awful.
308
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,500
Anyway,
309
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,600
how've you been the
last nine million years?
310
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,420
What's the damage? Tell me everything.
311
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:39,090
This is seriously how she talks.
312
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,780
I mean, what is this,
a John Hughes movie?
313
00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,220
Um, yeah, I'm, I'm good. I'm good.
314
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,720
Aw. That's really great, Rob.
315
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,810
Makes me so happy to hear
that you're doing so well.
316
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,278
Didn't say I was doing so well, but...
317
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,730
Isn't it funny to think
318
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that we used to spend
hours just dreaming about
319
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the lives that we would
lead 10 years down the line
320
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,030
and now here we are living them?
321
00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,620
It's so... I don't know...
322
00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:01,410
Remarkable.
323
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:02,960
Remarkable.
324
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:06,120
Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
325
00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:07,830
So, are you in or you out, Rob?
326
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,170
I'm sorry, am I, am I what?
327
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:13,960
Well... I received a spate of
these "ex calls" recently.
328
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:17,630
It's probably the downside of being
vaguely whatever on the internet.
329
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,970
And everyone just seems
to be going through
330
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,140
these "what-does-it-all-mean?" trips.
331
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,190
Remember Caitlin?
332
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,100
I went out with her after you?
333
00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:27,650
Ka...
334
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,720
Um, vaguely.
335
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,358
Yeah, yeah. So, she
called me up recently,
336
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,350
and she was trying to rehash the past.
337
00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,560
And was I up for it? No, I wasn't.
338
00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,820
But I am open to being pals, Rob.
339
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:41,030
So if you're around for
a time, I'd love to,
340
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,288
I'd love to see you and catch up.
341
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,410
Oh, well, uh...
342
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,830
I'm not trying to rehash anything.
343
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:47,700
I, uh, I hate rehashing.
344
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,050
Rehashing sucks.
345
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,210
Yeah. You should stop by mine tonight.
346
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,920
If you're in.
347
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,090
So... are you?
348
00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:58,750
Tonight. I might be...
349
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,660
Let me just check my, um,
350
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,340
calendar real fast.
351
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:05,350
Let me just check my...
352
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,810
Uh... yeah, you know, I have something,
353
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,060
but I can, I can move it.
354
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,860
- So, yeah, I'm in.
- Cool.
355
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,360
I don't like this. Take it.
356
00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:29,590
Ha-ha. That is exactly right.
357
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,200
New York is full of people who
make you feel not enough.
358
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,548
There's always someone more successful
359
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:36,220
or richer or prettier than you.
360
00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:40,450
Kat made me feel not enough.
361
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,970
She also made me feel special.
362
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,890
Until she left me.
363
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,970
After which I felt...
especially not enough.
364
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:48,980
You wearing lipstick?
365
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,400
- No.
- That's lipstick.
366
00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:52,730
Shut up.
367
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,230
It wouldn't be till Mac
368
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,310
that a person made me feel
both special and enough.
369
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,730
And if you find that person
in this fuckin' city,
370
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,580
you're crazy if you let them go.
371
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:08,330
Ugh.
372
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,800
Turns out I'm crazy.
373
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,390
- Rob.
- Hey, Kat.
374
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400
How are you?
375
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:39,910
- Mmm!
- Oh!
376
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,440
Are you still smoking?
377
00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:43,450
Yeah, a little.
378
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:44,860
Kat!
379
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:47,070
- You need to tag me in the pictures.
- Yeah.
380
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,150
Yeah, yeah.
381
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,660
Oh, shit. Am I, am I crashing?
382
00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:51,200
What? No, no. Not at all.
383
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:52,420
I told you it'd be a time.
384
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,786
A time, right.
385
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:54,920
That's a lot of people.
386
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,380
Wow, this... Oh!
387
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,040
Hmm. Got a... got a little...
388
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,070
- Can I?
- Yeah.
389
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,140
I... got a little lipstick on.
390
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,430
This is cool? This is...
391
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,560
- You got some swings.
- Yeah.
392
00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:15,060
Just throw your shit everywhere...
393
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,070
Oh, yeah, cool.
394
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,528
Oh, I, um, I bought a little...
395
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,140
Oh, my God! Dude!
396
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,280
Oh, my God! Do you remember the time
397
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,730
when we just drank the cheapest beer,
398
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,610
- and nobody gave a shit?
- Yeah.
399
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,620
So young and free.
400
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,440
Yeah, I thought it would
be funny to bring it.
401
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:29,580
Yup.
402
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,120
You know, I got the cutest jacket today.
403
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:36,240
And I think, I think you might
be the only person here
404
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,950
who could just pull it off.
405
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,960
Trust me, just try it on.
406
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,890
- I think, I'm fine. It's...
- Trust me.
407
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,258
Might be a little hot for this, no?
408
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,800
Mm, no. It's breathable.
409
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:47,810
God!
410
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:51,900
Okay.
411
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,650
You're fucking remarkable.
412
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,360
Oh, my God.
413
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,820
Hi, baby!
414
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,450
- Pretty good, right?
- Yeah, this is.
415
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,820
Oh, hey. Um, I'll be right back.
416
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,910
- Mingle.
- Oh... Okay.
417
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,250
Hey, can you help me with a
photo real quick, over there?
418
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,508
Oh, I'm, I'm not really good at that.
Maybe you wanna ask someone...
419
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,420
No, no, no, you don't have to be
good. Like, you just come here.
420
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:29,090
Like, make it look very
fucked up and vibey, okay?
421
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,380
- Just...
- Oh, okay. All right.
422
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:31,510
All right.
423
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,860
- Wait. Turn the flash on, please.
- Oh, sorry. Okay.
424
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,959
- Is it on?
- Yeah.
425
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:35,990
Okay. Good.
426
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,820
Hot.
427
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,190
Does it look real?
428
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,560
Uh, yeah, looks, looks real.
429
00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,280
Does it look fucked up and vibey?
430
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,450
- Um...
- Wait, can you see the can?
431
00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,820
Yeah, the can's in the photo.
432
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:49,830
Cool.
433
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,530
Looks pretty fucked up.
434
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,610
Oh, sick. Thank you very much.
435
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,620
Yep.
436
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,970
Dinner time! Come on.
437
00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:07,540
That's when I told her, no,
you can't come to my birthday party.
438
00:18:07,550 --> 00:18:10,090
'Cause Beyoncé might be there
and you fucking bit her.
439
00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:14,180
Kat tells me you own a record store?
440
00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:16,900
- Mm-hmm.
- That's so dope.
441
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,930
I've always been shy about
my musical preferences
442
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,610
for, like, fear of judgment.
443
00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:24,440
Most of it comes down to
just blind conviction.
444
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:25,730
Exactly.
445
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:28,110
Like, do men feel the need
to justify everything?
446
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,190
No.
447
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,749
- They just... take up space, exist.
- Right.
448
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,360
It's so bad-ass for you
to not only occupy
449
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:39,290
but freaking own... such a
historically masculine space.
450
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,480
Yeah, I guess it is kind of bad-ass.
451
00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:44,120
I should hate these people.
452
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:48,420
And I think I do, but just...
give me a second.
453
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,250
So how do you know Kat?
454
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,020
Um... we used to date.
455
00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:54,060
But now I guess we're pals.
456
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,468
Yeah. How about you?
457
00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:58,340
Well, to be honest, we've
actually never met IRL.
458
00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,770
But I've followed her for months.
459
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:01,180
Right.
460
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,610
Actually, this is the first
time meeting anyone here.
461
00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:05,698
- What?
- Don't get me wrong,
462
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,560
I'm usually averse to doing these
Instagram Influencer meet-ups.
463
00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:11,700
But we're getting paid so
much to hawk this Soju shit.
464
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:13,790
Korean money runs deep.
465
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,450
Take a selfie.
466
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,390
Yeah. I hate these people.
They're awful.
467
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,390
And the most awful of the awful?
468
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,640
Fucking Kat Monroe.
469
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,350
Nobody in this world is making...
470
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,680
She doesn't listen to anyone,
she says terrible stupid things
471
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,680
that mean absolutely nothing,
472
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,190
and she totally gets away with it,
473
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,520
because no one here cares what you say
474
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:52,700
as long as your selfies are lit right.
475
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,870
Oh, my God. Yes!
476
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,370
Yes, I will see you soon. Call me, okay?
477
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,088
- Thank you.
- Say hi to Alberto.
478
00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:03,280
Bye.
479
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,620
Bye.
480
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,970
Oh, fuck.
481
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,880
Hi, Rob.
482
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:17,980
Hey, Kat.
483
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:20,230
What?
484
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,720
That was quite the production.
485
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:24,140
Oh, my God, I know.
486
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,610
I mean, it's, it's all a bit
ridiculous, but, you know,
487
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:29,820
it's opening doors...
and the sponsorship pays.
488
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:33,700
Plus these Soju dudes
were just... so eager.
489
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,330
I just felt bad for them, you know?
490
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:38,860
You were great, by the way.
491
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,290
Yeah, so, Kat,
492
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,958
why'd you leave me for Caitlin?
493
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,130
Oh, my God. Fuck!
494
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,120
I fuckin' knew it!
495
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,490
I fuckin' knew, motherfucker.
496
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,578
I knew that you were going through
497
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,500
one of those
"what-does-it-all-mean?" things!
498
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:50,910
I fuckin' knew it, I'm telling you.
499
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,130
- Shit!
- I am.
500
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,390
I am. Very much so.
501
00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:59,600
It's okay, I can take it.
502
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:04,190
Look.
503
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,770
I mean, of course
504
00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:10,450
I thought that you were
charming and thoughtful.
505
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,730
And I just, I adored the way
that you just got consumed
506
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,200
by all of the things that you loved.
507
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:19,000
But I just felt that I was...
dragging you a bit?
508
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,820
And Caitlin was less hard work?
509
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:24,170
Like, a little bit sunnier.
510
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,500
Sparkier.
511
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,120
Like, a little bit more...
sure of herself?
512
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,088
Okay. All right. Thank you,
that's really helpful.
513
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,300
And you just always seemed
514
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:37,800
like, how do I put this,
in search of yourself?
515
00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:42,730
Like, looking for constant
purpose and validation?
516
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,970
- Is that it?
- You could also be a bit obsessive,
517
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:47,400
like, um, a little
518
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,780
too in touch with your feelings.
519
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:52,350
- Okay.
- I hope it's not hurtful.
520
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,940
You seem like you're doing great now,
521
00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:56,570
if it's, you know... any consolation.
522
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,442
Oh, fuck. We gotta go.
523
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,738
I need to be out by 10 or I'm screwed.
524
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,060
- What do you mean?
- Oh, my God.
525
00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:05,480
You thought that I live here?
526
00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:07,990
Fuck, you're funny.
527
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,170
Honey, this is an events
rental. Come on.
528
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,260
Let's go. Chop-chop.
529
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,170
Oh, shit.
530
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,970
Da-da-da-da-da!
531
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:23,140
Read it to me!
532
00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:25,720
Okay. "Front woman looking for a band.
533
00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:28,100
"Once in a generation
soul samurai front woman
534
00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:30,060
"(Aretha-meets-Ann Wilson-meets-Wilson Pickett-
535
00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,390
"meets-Cree Summer-meets-Prince,
536
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,350
- but taller and not such a weirdo)"
- Weirdo.
537
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,230
... seeks galactic cowboy supergroup."
538
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,770
Read my motherfuckin' influences.
539
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,120
"Influences must include:
540
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:41,110
- "Stevie Wonder '66-'77 only...
- Stevie Wonder!
541
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,860
James Brown, Live at the
Apollo 1963 (mostly side A)."
542
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:45,110
♪ Mostly side A ♪
543
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,030
"King Crimson, but not so prog.
Dungen but more Nordic.
544
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,660
"Cream, but only Ginger and Jack.
545
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,950
"The tambourine on While
My Guitar Gently Weeps.
546
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,620
"The tambourine on Edwin Starr's War.
547
00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:56,000
"Think Brian Eno producing
Beyoncé fronting Soul Coughing
548
00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:58,250
"but with Daniel Ash on guitar.
549
00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,130
See Cherise in store for more info."
550
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,420
That's definitely more specific.
551
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,808
You look like a high
fashion Ninja Turtle.
552
00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,010
No, it doesn't!
553
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:14,390
Yo, I could have told you that
lady is the motherfuckin' worst.
554
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,100
Bro, she livestreams her
workouts every morning.
555
00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:18,350
It's the ultimate hate-watch.
556
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,518
You know she told me I was obsessive
557
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,780
and too in touch with my feelings.
558
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:27,618
- Those are not the words I would use...
- What? No. Not at all. Fuck her.
559
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,950
- Yeah.
- That is crazy.
560
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:29,960
Yeah.
561
00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:33,510
Yeah, she said some really
fuckin' hurtful shit.
562
00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:38,080
I am... yeah, I'm done with this...
this whole thing. I'm done.
563
00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:39,500
Thank you. Thank you.
564
00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:41,380
You know, it's weird and stupid.
565
00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:43,260
I'm glad you finally realized that.
566
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:48,090
- Although...
- Fuck me!
567
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,140
Why should I care what a person
like that thinks about me, anyway?
568
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:52,430
- Exactly.
- You should not.
569
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,850
- She sucks.
- She sucks.
570
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:57,310
I should want... to be
rejected by someone like that.
571
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,528
How the fuck did you
get from that to this?
572
00:23:58,530 --> 00:23:59,658
- What kind of mentality is that? No.
- Yes.
573
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,820
- Yes. Yes!
- Are you serious?
574
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:03,610
Oh, my God. Freedom!
575
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,700
The lessons. The lessons.
This idea is so fuckin' baller.
576
00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:09,248
You're gonna end up with your
ex's ballers on your face,
577
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,788
if you keep up with this
list shit, all right?
578
00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:11,859
Now, you gonna sit here and lie to me
579
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:13,168
and tell me you ain't fucked
none of them exes?
580
00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:14,950
No. This is about the truth, Cherise.
581
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,120
Exactly.
582
00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:18,750
Which is why you need to
quit while you're ahead.
583
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,000
What do you mean?
584
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,210
Just stop.
585
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:23,048
Quit before you get to the
one that broke your heart.
586
00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:24,670
Mac is next.
587
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,680
Yeah. Just don't do it.
588
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,680
Nope. I'm doing it.
589
00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:34,190
Okay. Sure.
590
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,030
Four down. One to go.
591
00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:42,520
Yo, what is the probability
that she gonna fuck Mac.
592
00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:43,940
Fifty-fifty.
593
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,868
"What are you doing, Rob?
Why are you here?"
594
00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:27,200
Yeah, fuck that.
595
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,040
Hey.
596
00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:31,790
Hey!
597
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:33,790
Rob.
598
00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:37,620
Surprise!
599
00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:38,800
What's up?
600
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:40,260
Nothin'.
601
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:44,170
Oh, what's up? Why am I out here?
602
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:46,700
Um, yeah, I was, uh,
I was just over at the bar
603
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,340
with Simon and Cherise,
604
00:25:48,350 --> 00:25:50,300
and we were talking and
I was gonna walk home
605
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:52,510
and then I remembered that
you live near here now,
606
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,390
so I thought, um, maybe I would stop...
607
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,400
Rob.
608
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:57,940
- Yeah?
- Do you want to come up for a sec?
609
00:25:58,150 --> 00:25:59,190
Yeah. That'd be great.
610
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:09,450
You want a drink?
611
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,240
Uh, yeah.
612
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,010
I think I've got some
of that tea you like.
613
00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:15,980
- Maybe something stronger.
- Yeah.
614
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:17,460
- Definitely.
- Yeah.
615
00:26:24,090 --> 00:26:25,260
Oh, hey, Marco.
616
00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:27,100
What's up, little dude?
617
00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:37,400
You got your own.
618
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,150
Yeah, you trained me well.
619
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,020
Computer speakers will
never sound the same.
620
00:26:42,030 --> 00:26:43,910
Need to work on your
record collection though.
621
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,770
That is pitiful, my friend.
622
00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:46,820
I know.
623
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,320
Nice digs, dude.
624
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,160
Very nice.
625
00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:52,830
Thank you.
626
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:58,990
You still rocking the jacket.
627
00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:01,460
Yep, yep, I am.
628
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,840
I, I tried switching it up recently but
629
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,170
'twas not the groove.
630
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:09,010
No. Don't do that. That's your look.
631
00:27:10,970 --> 00:27:14,630
Hey, I'm really sorry about
the late night playlist thing.
632
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,350
That was, um,
633
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,010
not my finest hour.
634
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,560
Yeah, it was a weird move.
635
00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:21,770
I just said that.
636
00:27:23,030 --> 00:27:25,060
Yes, I'm sorry. That's
what I'm trying to say.
637
00:27:25,070 --> 00:27:26,070
It's cool.
638
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:28,448
I'm sorry, I know I
should have replied...
639
00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:30,410
No, no, no, it's totally fine.
640
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,280
It's dope though.
641
00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:35,500
I've been listening.
642
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,960
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
643
00:27:36,961 --> 00:27:38,761
- In order?
- Do you think I'm a crazy person?
644
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,340
I learned my lesson many moons ago, Rob:
645
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:44,700
thou shalt not shuffle
the lady's playlists.
646
00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:46,750
I'm just saying it's
like that for a reason.
647
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,170
There's a story there, man.
648
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,180
Oh, I get it.
649
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,600
It's good to see you, Rob.
650
00:27:58,730 --> 00:27:59,730
Yeah, you too.
651
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,880
I'm sorry we never really talked
652
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,990
after everything went down, you know.
653
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,780
Yeah. Me too.
654
00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:14,700
The whole "moving across the Atlantic"
thing didn't really give me
655
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,070
a "let's talk about it" vibe.
656
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,080
So...
657
00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:20,460
Yeah, well.
658
00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:23,120
You know, I tried to talk to you, Rob,
659
00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:25,950
I tried over and over, but you
don't listen, you never listened.
660
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,710
Oh, I, I never listened?
661
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,220
I nev... I nev... Okay. All right.
662
00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:32,470
Interesting.
663
00:28:33,390 --> 00:28:34,880
And, um,
664
00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:36,550
Lily, she's a, she's a good listener?
665
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,308
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- What? No, no, I just wanna know.
666
00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:41,020
She understands you? She nods
at all the right times and stuff?
667
00:28:42,230 --> 00:28:43,230
What do you want, Rob?
668
00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:51,110
I...
669
00:28:52,490 --> 00:28:53,490
I want you to...
670
00:28:54,990 --> 00:28:57,350
I want you to tell me that it's
not serious between you two.
671
00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:02,040
I want you to tell me that
you haven't proposed... yet.
672
00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,210
And I want that to be the truth.
673
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:08,970
Uh...
674
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,560
I can't do that, Rob.
675
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,440
Okay. Okay.
676
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,490
Why couldn't I just... ask him?
677
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,330
I asked all the others.
678
00:29:38,830 --> 00:29:40,578
I mean, that's what I
went there to do, right?
679
00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:42,920
And I fucking choked.
680
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:46,840
Instead, I ask him if he's engaged?
681
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,300
And he's engaged.
682
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,330
Jesus!
683
00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:08,110
♪ When you climb to the
top of the mountain ♪
684
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:11,400
♪ Look out over the sea ♪
685
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:15,370
What am I trying to figure out?
686
00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:19,160
That I'm doomed to die
alone, and it's my fault?
687
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,370
Or it's not, and it's fate?
688
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,040
Either way, I'm alone.
689
00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:26,000
Either way, there's no Mac.
690
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:28,380
Either way...
691
00:30:28,381 --> 00:30:32,910
♪ ... strange things circulating round ♪
692
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,890
♪ All the people have
got their problems ♪
693
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,960
♪ That ain't nothing new ♪
694
00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,020
It's happening.
695
00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,270
It's happening.
696
00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,510
Well, thanks for tuning in, folks.
697
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,760
Next week on the Sad Lady show,
698
00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:50,820
we're gonna team up
699
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,640
and fight the loneliness together
with cats and cigarettes
700
00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:56,410
and reruns of Murder, She Wrote.
701
00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:01,570
This was a terrible idea.
702
00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:04,500
♪ It ain't easy ♪
703
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,000
♪ It ain't easy ♪
704
00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:11,370
♪ It ain't easy to get to heaven ♪
705
00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:15,670
♪ When you're going down ♪
706
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,600
♪ Well, all the people
have got their problems ♪
707
00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:22,720
♪ That ain't nothing new ♪
708
00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:27,270
♪ But with the help of the good Lord ♪
709
00:31:27,730 --> 00:31:29,900
♪ We can all pull on through ♪
710
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,320
♪ We can all pull on through ♪
711
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,990
♪ Get there in the end ♪
712
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:41,400
♪ Sometimes it'll take you right up ♪
713
00:31:41,410 --> 00:31:44,320
♪ And sometimes down again ♪
714
00:31:44,330 --> 00:31:47,250
♪ It ain't easy ♪
715
00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:50,380
♪ It ain't easy ♪
716
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:54,200
♪ It ain't easy to get to heaven ♪
717
00:31:54,210 --> 00:31:57,590
♪ When you're going down ♪
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