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[theme song plays]
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♪ One, two,One-two-three-four ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[chicken clucks]
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So, Kiki, Remy didn't tell you
what this is about either?
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Nah. He just sent this raven
with an invitation that says,
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"Arrive at nightfall
with naught
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but your adventuring spirit."
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-[both] Same.
-[all gasp]
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-[crows caw]
-Master Remy is expecting you.
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Follow me.
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[all] Ooh!
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[Remy]
Welcome, travelers--
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To the world of--
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-[clears throat] Vasquez?
-[chair squeaks]
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Mages and Mazes!
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-[all] Wow!
-I don't know what that is.
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-I'm confused.
-You guys!
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It's Mages and Mazes!
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It's a fantasy game where you
create the adventure together!
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Very astute, Kiki!
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Mages and Mazes
isn't your typical board game.
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I dunno--
Paper, tiny numbers--
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This game seems complicated,
Remy.
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Yeah, are there
a bunch of rules?
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Leave the rules to me.
I, your Mage Master,
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will lead you through
a magical fantasy world
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of my own creation.
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We'll have fun, trust me!
Sound good?
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-[all] Yeah!
-Where do we start?
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First, you gotta
create your heroes.
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I wanna be Bufflegs McSwole!
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He's a fearsome fighter thatcan take out hordes of enemies
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by kicking them in the shins!
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-Huh?
-[jabbering]
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Eeh, kyah! Kyah! Kyah!
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Ah!
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Heh.
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This is my hero,
Diamondbow The Dazzler.
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She's a beautiful elf rangerwith plus-ten dexterity,
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who can take out an armyof skyborne apes
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with a single arrow!
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[screeching] Ah!
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Ooh! What do you think
of my character?
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Schmalfo! He's a wizardthat knows every single spell
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but chooses only to use the onethat turns him into a cat.
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Schmalfo!
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-I love him.
-Oh, thank goodness!
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Excellent! Now, we can
jump right into the adventure!
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[clears throat]
Our story begins
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in the bustling hamletof Big Village.
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[all]
Ooh!
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[Remy] So, heroes,what do you do first?
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-What can we do?
-[Remy] Anything you want!
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Are there any rocks around?
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-Let me check.
-[rolls dice]
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There are seven rocks.
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Nice! I'm gonna kick this rock!
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Wait! First,
you'll have to roll this dice.
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It'll help me decide
how well you do.
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Oh, okay. Here we go!
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All right, a two!
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So, what does that mean?
Like, two miles?
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Well, not exactly.
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Unh! What?!
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Them's the rules, Cricket.
[gulps]
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The dice decide if we succeed
or fail miserably.
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[groans]
Well, I kick it again!
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How about I move us along so
we don't get sidetracked.
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Off in the distance, your partyspots a grizzled old warrior
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whose heart isladen with secrets.
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But he doesn't seem to bein a talking mood.
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[zips]
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Ooh, mysterious!
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I roll a persuasion check
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to see if I can
get him to talk.
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[rattles]
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[gasps]
A perfect twenty!
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The highest roll
an adventurer can achieve!
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The old warriorspills his guts!
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I wet my pantaloons
'til I was nine.
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I just wear this eyepatch
to look cool.
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And directly to the North
of here lies a cave,
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inhabited by a fearsome,
treasure hoarding dragon.
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Oh! We go to the cave
to see the dragon!
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Wait, what?
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[all]
Ooh!
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[Remy]
Whoa, slow down, guys!
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I love the enthusiasm,but the old warrior
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wasn't finished talking.
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[all]
Huh?
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[all]
Aww.
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[clears throat]
As I was saying,
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You'd be a fool to
venture into that cave
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without first exploring
the Mystical Forest.
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So, where shall you venture?
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We go back to the cave!
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[all]
Yeah!
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[sighs]
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[Remy] After a short journey,you arrive, once more,
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at the mouthof the dragon's cavern.
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-How do you proceed?- I charge in!
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Would you like to check
for traps before entering?
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What? Traps?!
Who'd put traps in a cave?
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-I charge in!
-Okay...
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Bufflegs chargesinto the cavern,
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oblivious to the bucket of beesfalling from the ceiling.
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-[buzzing]
-[Bufflegs] Aah!
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Why would this be here?!
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-I tried to warn you.
-[Cricket groans]
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I'll roll to look for traps.
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I'm there for moral support.
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Eighteen!
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Ooh, nice roll!
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-You don't see any traps.
-[both] Ah!
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A pit?! I should've seen that!
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Sorry, according to the rules,
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you needed a nineteen
to see that trap.
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-What?!
-Argh!
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These rules
are way too strict!
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Trust your Maze Master.
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I know things seem
challenging now,
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but you'll be having a blast
by the end, you'll see!
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Okay, I fish my friends out
of the pit and we keep moving.
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Let the dungeon crawl continue!
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A muck monster approachesyour party. What do you do?
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I kick it in the shins!
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[Remy] Muck Monsteris immune to physical attacks.
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-How is that fair? Ow!
-[roars]
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[Remy]
You approach a large chasm.
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with no way to go around.
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I turn into a kitty cat
and I leap across!
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All right, roll
and see if you make it.
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-[rattles]
-Uh, fifteen?
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[sucks in breath]
Ooh!
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You'd need a sixteento make it across.
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-[Schmalfo] Meow, no!
-Really?!
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[Remy] A mysteriousdemon-o-lock covers the door.
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How do you proceed?
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I use the demon-o-key
we found earlier!
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[Remy] Excellent work,but unfortunately,
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you don't have a keyfor the secondary lock.
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Ugh, Remy!
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This is pointless,
I kick the door!
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-[snarls, chomps]
-Aah!
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-Something wrong, Cricket?
-Yeah, bruh!
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This maze is busted!
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It's our first game and you're
not cutting us any slack.
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Can I come out
of the chasm, yet?
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The rules say you cannot.
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I can't take it much longer!
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If I don't get to
kick someone in the shins,
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I'm gonna lose my mind!
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Okay, okay, let me skip ahead
to something more exciting.
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And so, after countless hoursof exploration,
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you find your way toa cavern filled with treasures.
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At the center of the cave,
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nestled atopa massive pile of riches,
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you see a giant gemof glittering green.
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Oh, it's just sittin'
right there, huh?
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What's the catch?
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[Remy]
Not so fast, tiny intruders!
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For you have entered the realm
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of Remulox the Mighty!
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All right! This is
startin' to get good!
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[Remy]
If you want this emerald,
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then you have no choice
but to...
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Finally, a fight!
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-Roll to solve my riddle!
-Huh?
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What do you call cheese
that isn't yours?
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Oof! Hey! What are you
doing down there?
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I'm sick of all these rules!
I'm goin' rogue!
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I kick the dragon in the shins!
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Hey, you have to roll for that!
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I'm tired of the confines
of this world!
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Ow! What the heck, Kiki?
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I am also mad because there
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hasn't been enough
cat stuff to do!
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Gah! Yah! Ha!
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Hey! Stop that! Ow!
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You said we'd have fun
in this game!
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You lied, Remy! You lied!
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You guys are the ones
not playing it right!
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If you don't wanna
play by the rules,
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then just play without me!
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[panting]
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Where to Master Remy?
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The Fortress of Despair!
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-Your bedroom, it is.
-[slams]
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So, is the game over?
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Nope! With Remy gone,
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we can finally do
whatever we want.
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No dice, no rules.
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With the dragon gone,our heroes easily
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claim the emerald as their own!
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-All right!
-Whoo-hoo!
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[Cricket] Just then, a wholearmy of lizard men show up!
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[hisses]
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I take 'em all outwith one hit!
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Aah!
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[Cricket]
And get buffer, as a result!
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[Kiki] Diamondbowgains magical powers!
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[lizard screams]
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[Kiki] And usurpsthe Lizard King's throne!
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And I transform
into a kitty cat!
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Nice work, everyone!
We did it!
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-Meow what?
-I don't know.
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We did everything
we wanted to do.
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Oh! Remy's got
a bunch of notes back here.
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Maybe he's got
another adventure.
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Wow, he's got tons of ideas!
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He did this all himself?
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[gasps] Bufflegs
has a long lost brother?!
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Buffarms?! We weren't
supposed to find that out
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for another twelve sessions!
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Gee, he really worked hard
on all this.
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Yeah. This got boring
real fast without Remy.
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-[groans]
-What's wrong?
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Too many snacks?
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[Cricket]
No, it's just the guilt.
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-Hmm.
-Wait!
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I know what we have to do.
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We're goin' on
one more adventure--
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To get our Maze Master back!
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The Remy way!
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A staircase leading
to the unknown.
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I roll to see
how many steps I can take.
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All right, fifteen!
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Schmalfo's turn.
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Seventeen! Meow! Meow!
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Come on, Bufflegs!
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One?! Urgh!
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One. Urgh!
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One. Hmph!
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One. One. One!
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-Gah! What is it?
-Eighteen.
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Oh, now I get the eighteen!
Urgh, let's go.
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A dark hallway
of doors and treasures.
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It's hard to see down there.
Diamondbow!
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Right!
[makes zooming noise]
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The Maze Master's lair
is right up ahead!
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Now, let's roll!
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[effort grunts]
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[effort grunts]
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[all gasp]
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Master Remy said no visitors.
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Oh, yeah? Then, I guess
we'll just have to roll for--
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-Persuasion!
-Hah!
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Three perfect twenties?!
I. Am. Defeated!
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[moaning]
[slurps, smacks lips]
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-[Cricket] Maze Master!
-Cricket?
252
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,959
We are here to
return you to your throne!
253
00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,500
Aah! Wh-wh-wha?!
254
00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:29,041
The maze is no fun
without your expert guidance.
255
00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:30,834
Also, we miss you.
256
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,834
I thought you didn't wanna
play my way.
257
00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:35,375
We played your way all the way
here and it was awesome!
258
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,000
Except for when
I kept rolling ones.
259
00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:40,000
But the challenge is what made
the victory so much more sweet!
260
00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:42,000
Look, Remy,
while the game does need
261
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,834
your well thought-out world
and weirdly specific rules,
262
00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,875
it also needs to be flexible
for the players to have fun.
263
00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:50,000
The game needs everybody
to work.
264
00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:51,875
We all control the story,
together.
265
00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:53,875
Huh. I guess I never considered
266
00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:56,041
how strict of a Maze Master
I was being.
267
00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:58,750
Whaddaya say
we finish up that maze?
268
00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:01,000
I'm in!
269
00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:04,250
Now, let's show that dragon
who's boss, together!
270
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:08,000
So, puny mortals!
You cannot fight me
271
00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,792
until you answer my riddle.
272
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:13,709
What do you call cheese
that isn't yours?
273
00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:16,041
[all]
Nacho cheese!
274
00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:18,291
Urgh! You figured it out!
275
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,792
Now, let's finish this,
once and for all!
276
00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,792
-Huh?
-Here comes Schmalfo!
277
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,625
-Hachahachahacha!
-Aah!
278
00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,625
-Hyah!
-[clangs]
279
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,625
-[crashing]
-Whoa-whoa-whoa!
280
00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:31,041
Your attacks
have weakened me,
281
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:34,709
leaving my shins
completely exposed.
282
00:10:34,792 --> 00:10:36,250
[gasps] Remy!
283
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,625
Shin kick!
284
00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:40,542
Aah!
285
00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,333
[Remy]
You obtain the emerald!
286
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,834
What will you do withsuch a magnificent treasure?
287
00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,333
I'ma smash it.
288
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,542
Smash it? But the rules say--
289
00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,417
Well, actually,
290
00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:52,959
Bufflegs,
Diamondbow and Schmalfo
291
00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:54,583
decide to break the emerald,
292
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,125
but know notthe risk of doing so...
293
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,959
[Cricket, Tilly, Kiki]
Ooh!
294
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,750
Schmalfo, Schmalfo!
That's the end!
295
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,125
-[buzzing]
-[distant singing]
296
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,333
The Green family
singing karaoke?
297
00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:08,333
This will certainly be
a delight.
298
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,291
I can't wait to sing,
and by sing, I mean,
299
00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:12,458
make fart noises into the mic.
Like so--
300
00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,083
-[deep inhale]
-No, Cricket.
301
00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,583
Remy, I'm a little surprised
you wanted to join us.
302
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:18,166
-Do you like singing?
-Uh-huh!
303
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,583
I sometimes sneak out of
choir lessons and come here
304
00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,667
to practice my
ecclesiastical songs, instead.
305
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,000
Naughty, Remy.
306
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,875
Wow, I can't wait sing.
307
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,250
Yeah!
I'm itchin' for that limelight!
308
00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,875
Well, Ma,
we gotta wait our turn.
309
00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:31,667
I got the programmer!
310
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,625
I had to fight someone! Had to
pull out the ol' chompers.
311
00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:36,959
[chomps]
So, who's ready to pick a song?
312
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,959
Whoa! Hold on there,
little guru.
313
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:41,917
Picking a karaoke song
is no careless task.
314
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,291
Uh, who are you?
315
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,333
Why, I'm Kara Karaoke.
316
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,875
And I own this
little slice of Shangri-la.
317
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,875
Karaoke is one of the purest
forms of self-expression.
318
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,709
It fosters a sense of
community and belonging.
319
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,875
So, dear family, choose wisely
320
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,792
[singing]
and find where you belong!
321
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,542
Find where I belong?
Oh, my, my, my, my...
322
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,166
Uh-oh. I'm hearing some
my-mying?
323
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,500
-...my, my--
-[Nancy] Till?
324
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,000
Sorry, Mama, I'm just feeling
325
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,875
an awful lot of pressure
to find my perfect song.
326
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,625
There are just so many options.
327
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:15,125
Do I belong in pop?
Hip hop? Medieval folk rock?
328
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,333
What if there's nothing
that represents me?
329
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:20,000
[gasps] This is
quite the ordeal for Tilly!
330
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,959
Picking a song should be fun.
331
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,250
[gasps] I know!
We'll help you find one.
332
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:26,583
Here, I'll go first
to show you how I'd do it.
333
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,542
Oh! This one's
one of my favorites!
334
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,875
It reminds me of an old flame.
335
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,875
Which one is he--
Oh, Bill.
336
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,959
-Hello, I'm Bill Green,
-[feedback]
337
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,834
and I'm going to sing a song.
338
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,750
♪ I will always remember when ♪
339
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,417
♪ You and I'd meet up again ♪
340
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,291
♪ A flash of redReady for adventure ♪
341
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:50,291
♪ I love the timesWhen we're together ♪
342
00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:53,083
♪ 'Cause there's one thingA man can never give up ♪
343
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:56,083
♪ And that's the burnin' lovefor his red pickup ♪
344
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,834
[Nancy]
Oh, Bill!
345
00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:00,291
♪ You'll always beMy number one ♪
346
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,333
♪ When we're togetherWe have fun ♪
347
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,208
♪ Through the rain, the dirt,The snow, the muck ♪
348
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:10,834
♪ I can never give upMy pick-up truck ♪
349
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:13,625
♪ Carried lumberWith no complainin' ♪
350
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,375
♪ V-8 engineNever strainin' ♪
351
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,000
♪ If I was to somehowUp and quit you ♪
352
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:22,083
♪ I guaranteeI won't forget you ♪
353
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:25,000
♪ You'll always beMy number one ♪
354
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:27,625
♪ When we're togetherWe have fun ♪
355
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:30,583
♪ Through the rain, the dirt,The snow, the muck ♪
356
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:35,166
♪ I can never give upMy pickup truck. ♪
357
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,083
-[applause]
-Thank you, everybody!
358
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,875
Very passionate, Mr. Green!
359
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,709
Yeah, you usually break
into tears during the bridge.
360
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,709
Aw, thanks guys.
But how about you, Tilly?
361
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,750
Think you might wanna
try a song like that?
362
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,500
Papa, your song
was a perfect fit for you,
363
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:50,917
but I'm not sure
it's a song for Tilly.
364
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,458
Well, when I'm having trouble
figuring stuff out
365
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,500
or I'm feeling
all pent up inside,
366
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:58,500
I like to do something
with a little attitude.
367
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,750
[hard rock music playing]
368
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,667
Huh!
369
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:07,417
♪ Oh, authority is not for meThis I know is true! ♪
370
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,667
♪ I'll push a doorThat says to pull ♪
371
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,667
♪ Don't tell me what to do! ♪
372
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,959
-♪ So, back off! Back up! ♪-♪ Back off! Back up! ♪
373
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,834
♪ Time to moveAnd pack it up ♪
374
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,333
-♪ Check in! Check out! ♪-♪ Check in! Check out! ♪
375
00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:20,500
♪ Raise your voiceIt's time to shout! ♪
376
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,125
[screams]
377
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,500
♪ So don't listenTo your teachers ♪
378
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,625
♪ Or the TV weatherman ♪
379
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,792
♪ Your response to everyone ♪
380
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,875
♪ Is to kick them in the can! ♪
381
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,375
-♪ So, back off! Back up! ♪-♪ Back off! Back up! ♪
382
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,375
♪ Time to moveAnd pack it up ♪
383
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,709
-♪ Check in! Check out! ♪-♪ Check in! Check out! ♪
384
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,542
♪ Tell 'em whatYou're all about! ♪
385
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,458
♪ Back off! ♪
386
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:44,959
[continues note]
387
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,709
[panting]
388
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:48,041
[sweetly]
Thanks, everyone!
389
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,709
Hope you had
as much fun as I did!
390
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,458
-Whoa.
-Hey, y'all!
391
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,875
So, what did you think?
392
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,250
That song just makes me wanna
393
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,917
shove people around
and break stuff!
394
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,083
Son, she doesn't
actually want you to go out
395
00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,375
and destroy things.
She was using metaphors.
396
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,250
Well, I thought
your explosive lyrics
397
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,583
were both thrilling
and profound, Mama.
398
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,792
But I can't help wonder
if my one true song
399
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,166
is still out there.
400
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,875
Well, you'll never find it
401
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:12,375
if you keep listening to
their awful music!
402
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:13,875
Oh, boy, here we go.
403
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,917
Everything new
sounds exactly the same!
404
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,250
Like garbage!
405
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,625
What happened to
the good ol' classics
406
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,083
everyone used to sing?
407
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,000
Like "Choo-choo Gotchu,"
or "Honeybee Mondays"?
408
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,333
-Are those real songs, Gramma?
-I don't know what that is.
409
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:29,875
I'll prove to y'all
they're classics for a reason!
410
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:33,625
Don't you worry, Tilly!
Gramma knows the song for you.
411
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:37,375
['30s music playing]
412
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:41,333
♪ When you're in a bindAnd not sure what to do ♪
413
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:45,166
♪ You might be temptedTo try something new ♪
414
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:48,959
♪ But no, don't do it!Stick with the classics ♪
415
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:52,417
♪ Yes, the classicsAre always fantastic! ♪
416
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,583
♪ Oh, when newnesscomes a-knockin' ♪
417
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,458
♪ With that new typeFast talkin' ♪
418
00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:58,458
♪ You young folksMight think I'm lame ♪
419
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,500
♪ But my answerIs always the same ♪
420
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,875
♪ What do I think of new? ♪
421
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,000
♪ Just ask my kazoo! ♪
422
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,333
[playing kazoo to tune]
423
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,875
So, this is the stuff you like
once you're older, huh?
424
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,250
No.
425
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,041
-[tooting]
-Come on, Tilly!
426
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,750
You know you wanna!
427
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,834
Tilly, don't you wanna go
up there with your Gramma?
428
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,667
This song is
perfect for Gramma,
429
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,583
but again, I don't think
it works for me.
430
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,792
Eh, her loss.
Time for another kazoo solo!
431
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,875
Will Tilly ever find
where she belongs?
432
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,542
[Kara Karaoke]
Excuse me, child.
433
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,750
While you should not
choose your song in haste,
434
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,375
time would not
choose it for you.
435
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,917
So, in other words, please
hurry up and choose something
436
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,291
-so others can have a turn.
-I'm sorry, family.
437
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,875
I don't wanna be
a stick in the mud,
438
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,333
but the lyrics to my song
need to be just right.
439
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,375
Sister, sister, sister,
you're overthinking it.
440
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,375
And overthinking
is the devil's other name.
441
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:48,917
-Ain't that right, Remy?
-Yeah!
442
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,834
Just don't think about
the lyrics.
443
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,834
I don't know if I--
Oh, it's happening.
444
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:56,291
-♪ Uh, Cricket Green ♪-♪ Remy Remington ♪
445
00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,417
♪ There's a lot of big questionsThat make us feel small ♪
446
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,208
♪ Why are we here?What's the point of it all? ♪
447
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,250
♪ Tell us toLook in our books ♪
448
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,166
♪ But to find the real answerIt's all about the hooks ♪
449
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,083
♪ Don't thinkAbout the lyrics ♪
450
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,959
♪ Don't think about the beat ♪
451
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:11,625
♪ Just shake that bootyAnd get on your feet ♪
452
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:14,542
♪ Just throw your hands upAnd sway to this song ♪
453
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,959
♪ 'Cause when you're dancingYou can't be wrong ♪
454
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,709
♪ Whoa! Remy! ♪
455
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,959
♪ It wasn't curiosityThat killed the cat ♪
456
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,125
♪ It was eighteen years ofPrivate education picture that ♪
457
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,041
-♪ Thinking is dumb! ♪-♪ Oh! ♪
458
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,041
-♪ Caring is dumb! ♪-♪ Oh! ♪
459
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,875
-♪ Parents are dumb? ♪-♪ Oh! ♪
460
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,542
-♪ Leave them behind? ♪-♪ Oh! ♪
461
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,375
-♪ Hitch a ride on a train ♪-♪ Oh! ♪
462
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,125
-♪ Become a carnie? ♪-♪ Oh-- ♪
463
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,291
Uh, Cricket should we
really be saying all this?
464
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,875
Don't think, Remy!
465
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,542
♪ Don't thinkAbout the lyrics ♪
466
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,792
♪ Don't think about this song ♪
467
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,583
♪ 'Cause when you're dancingyou can't be wrong ♪
468
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,166
♪ Whoa! ♪
469
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:47,083
[both panting]
470
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:50,458
-Bad message! Bad message!
-Whoo-hoo! All right!
471
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,792
-Wow, that was quite the--
-[horn toots]
472
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,959
Would you make
a song decision, already?
473
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,583
I put on this goofy hat
to sing some Ska!
474
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,667
Does that little girl
have the programmer?
475
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,000
I've been waiting to
make my Broadway debut!
476
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,500
We wanna sing our duet!
477
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,875
I wanna sing my
wickity-wickity-wack rap!
478
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,583
Skrra! My dad's droppin' bars!
479
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,125
[crowd complaining]
480
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,792
-Hey!
-Back off!
481
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:15,291
My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my!
482
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,875
[gasps]
I have just hit my limit.
483
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,792
-Hey, pick a song, already!
-Tilly!
484
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,542
[slams, locks]
485
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:23,834
Well, Tilly, the road of
indecision has brought us here.
486
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:26,375
All alone,
hiding from an angry mob...
487
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,417
on a toilet.
488
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,041
Why are you
doing this to yourself?
489
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,625
There are literally thousands
of songs to choose from.
490
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:37,083
All you need to do is...
pick... one--
491
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,333
Ugh! Or maybe
I should just resign myself
492
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,917
to living in this bathroom
for the rest of my life.
493
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,667
Tilly? I'm sure anything
you sing will be great.
494
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,417
You don't understand!
I know it's silly, but--
495
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:51,083
I just wanted to find a way
to truly express myself.
496
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,417
You all got to sing songs
that were perfect for you,
497
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,125
but no matter how hard I look,
498
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,709
I just can't find a song
that's me.
499
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:01,083
Maybe I'll never find
where I belong.
500
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,834
-But--
-Dad, lemme try talking to her.
501
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,542
[clears throat]
Tilly,
502
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,125
the reason you
can't make a decision
503
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,959
is 'cause your perfect song
doesn't exist.
504
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,458
Dang it, Cricket, we're
trying to help your sister!
505
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:11,875
-[door opens]
-Wait! That's it!
506
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,834
I can't find my perfect song
507
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,750
because it doesn't exist!
508
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,083
Mwah! Thank you, brother!
509
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,333
Wait, hold on, I--
510
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,792
And that's how you do it.
511
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,750
Mister,
here's the song programmer.
512
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,291
So, you finally picked a song?
513
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,667
What's goin' on?
514
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,834
-[feedback]
-[deep breath]
515
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,500
[a cappella]
♪ I am Tilly Green ♪
516
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:34,041
♪ And I thought there wasNo song for me ♪
517
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,875
♪ Kept looking for somethingpre-written ♪
518
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,583
♪ A mold that I could fit in ♪
519
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,917
What song is this?
520
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,875
I think she's
making up her own.
521
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:45,875
♪ But in all the tunesThat I perused ♪
522
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:48,875
♪ Nothing felt Tilly true ♪
523
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:51,959
♪ I didn't thinkI was such a puzzle ♪
524
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:55,291
♪ All I wanted wasSomething playful ♪
525
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:59,875
♪ With just a hintOf trouble! ♪
526
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:04,709
♪ So, if you feel you're wrongand don't belong ♪
527
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:09,208
♪ Just do your own thingAnd say so long ♪
528
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:13,917
♪ Yeah, that's what I'm doingWhen I sing this song! ♪
529
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,000
♪ Yeah, it feels so goodTo sing my song! ♪
530
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,875
♪ If you're a fishOut of water ♪
531
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:23,166
♪ Maybe ya gotta digYour own lake ♪
532
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,542
♪ If you can't findThe right color ♪
533
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,875
♪ You just gotta mixYour own paint ♪
534
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:30,458
♪ Doesn't matterIf you're different ♪
535
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,875
♪ So long as what you doIs right for you ♪
536
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,083
♪ Your uniquenessIs a treasure ♪
537
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:39,083
♪ Sharing differencesBrings us together, ooh ♪
538
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:43,333
♪ If you feel you're wrongAnd don't belong ♪
539
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:47,959
♪ Just do your own thingAnd say so long ♪
540
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:52,792
♪ Yeah, that's what I'm doingAs I make up this song! ♪
541
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,333
♪ Yeah, it feels so good ♪
542
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,959
♪ To sing along ♪
543
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,625
[just Tilly]
♪ To Tilly's song! ♪
544
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,208
[cheers and applause]
545
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,041
So, sweetie, how do you feel?
546
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,458
Like I belong.
547
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,125
[all]
Aww, Tilly!
548
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,458
Well done, my child.
549
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,125
By looking within yourself,
550
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,625
you were able to find
your true song.
551
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,208
Well, thank you very much!
552
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,333
Hey, since Tilly won
at karaoke, or whatever,
553
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,709
do we get a prize,
or something?
554
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,125
There never was a prize.
555
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:22,125
Your satisfaction
with expressing your soul
556
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,458
should be its own reward.
557
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,250
Since when is satisfaction
a reward?
558
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,625
At least give me
a bad t-shirt I'll never wear!
559
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:29,875
I think it's time
we call it a night, brother.
560
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,875
Will the next performer
come to the mic, please?
561
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,709
[ska music playing]
562
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,917
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
563
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,875
♪ Lost a bet andGot bit by a hundred flies ♪
564
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,709
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
565
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:46,542
♪ Hit every branch andScraped up both my knees ♪
566
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,542
♪ I got chased by dogsLicked by a frog ♪
567
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,125
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
568
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,208
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
569
00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:55,792
♪ I got splinters ♪
570
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,875
♪ In seven of ten ♪
571
00:21:57,959 --> 00:22:00,709
♪ And tomorrowI'll do it all again ♪
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