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♪♪
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- Yeah! Chimney's all clear!
- [clucks]
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No obstructions for Santa!
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[Bill]
Cricket! Get out of the chimney!
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Merry Christmas, Dad!
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Perfect.
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Oh, hello, Cricket!
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And how are you on this
fine Christmas Eve mornin'?
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Oh, you know,
just losin' my gosh dang mind
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gettin' hyped for tomorrow!
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Christmas truly is
a magical time.
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And do you know what
the best part of Christmas is?
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Well, it's hard to put
your finger on just one...
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- ♪ Ohhh... ♪ - Ah,
you're gonna sing this part.
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♪ The best part of Christmas ♪
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♪ Is the presents that I get ♪
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♪ Like an action figure robot ♪
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♪ Or a sweet toy jet ♪
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♪ You can talk
about your carols ♪
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♪ And your Christmas tree ♪
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♪ But the best parts
of Christmas ♪
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♪ Are all the gifts for me ♪
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Or maybe...
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♪ The best part of Christmas ♪
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♪ Is when people do good ♪
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♪ And they all spread kindness ♪
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♪ For the sake of brotherhood ♪
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♪ You can talk
about your reindeer ♪
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♪ And your shelf-bound elf ♪
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♪ But holidays are best
when folks ♪
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♪ Don't think just of themself ♪
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Well, I think...
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♪ The best part of Christmas ♪
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♪ Is my loving family ♪
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♪ When we all
gather 'round and trim ♪
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♪ The living room tree ♪
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♪ And the dining table tree ♪
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♪ And the bedroom tree ♪
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♪ And the basement tree ♪
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[whispers]
♪ And the secret tree ♪
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- ♪ And the bathroom tree too ♪
- Seriously, Dad?
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♪ And this year
we're all together ♪
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♪ 'Cause your mom is back ♪
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- [all] Whoo-hoo!
- Hey, kids, what y'all doin'?
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♪ We're just singin'
'bout Christmas ♪
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[both] ♪ Would you like
to add a line? ♪
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How are you doin' this?
Did you plan this in advance?
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♪ You could sing
about eggnog or the ♪
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[all] ♪ Smell of winter pine ♪
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Well, I didn't prepare lyrics,
so let's dance!
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[music playing]
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Wait, where's Gramma?
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[thunder rumbles]
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♪ The worst part of Christmas ♪
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♪ Are those three
stupid ghosts ♪
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♪ Who come
clanging in the night ♪
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♪ To bang on your bed post ♪
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♪ They tell you
you're a scrooge ♪
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♪ And a grumpy mean old hag ♪
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♪ Scram, ya dumb old spirits ♪
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♪ I don't need to hear you nag ♪
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- [Cricket] What the heck?
- Are you all right, Gramma?
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- Uh, what? - OK.
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[clears throat] I mean, uh...
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♪ Merry Christmas ♪
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[both] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪
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♪ Merry Christmas ♪
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[all] ♪ From the Greens ♪
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Seriously, was there like an
email about this? How did you...
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[grunts] Yah!
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Made it from the bedroom
to the tree in five seconds flat!
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My presents don't
stand a chance.
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So, what're you up to, Tilly?
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Just workin' on a tally
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of all my good
deeds from the year.
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I made one for you, too.
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And, how we doin'?
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Um... I'm gonna let Professor
Macadamia handle this one.
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[as nutcracker] You might
be on the naughty list!
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What?! The naughty list?! Oh,
come on!
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What'd I do that was so bad?
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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- Look out! - [all screaming]
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Oh, right.
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I'm doomed.
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Don't despair, Cricket,
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I believe there's good in you.
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If you do enough
good deeds today,
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I bet you could still
make the nice list!
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Well,
what are we waitin' for? Let's get to it!
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Where are you kids goin'?
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It's almost time to
baste the Christmas ham!
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Sorry, Dad,
this is too important!
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What could be more
important than ham?
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- [door closes] -
More bastin' for me!
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- [chuckles] - Don't test me.
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You're not wastin' my baste,
are ya?
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No, I'd never!
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So what's the plan today?
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Ooh,
we're gonna spend the whole day
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doin' Christmas activities.
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All culminating' tomorrow
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when I get to give
you your presents!
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We, uh... didn't know
you were gettin' us gifts.
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I don't mean to
toot my own horn,
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but... honk!
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I think I nailed it.
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Can you excuse us for a second? We,
um...
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Have to go to the
bathroom together.
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Yes. Both of us.
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Okie dokie,
just put the tree back when you're done!
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I didn't get Bill
anything. Did you?
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Other than the
beautiful gift of life?
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Yeah, no, I got nothin'.
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Oh, I knew I forgot something!
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Do you think we can get
away with not getting him a gift?
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You know how clingy
he gets during Christmas!
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- [knocking] -
[Bill] Knock knock!
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How you ladies doin' in there?
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Want some bathroom cookies?
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If we wanna preserve
his fragile heart,
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we'll have to work
together to get him a gift.
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You in?
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Yeah.
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Good! Now hold this.
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Nature calls.
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[Cricket] ♪ I used to
think that helpin' folks ♪
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♪ Was just a waste of time ♪
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♪ Goofin' off and
playin' jokes ♪
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♪ Was really more my line ♪
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♪ But now I see there's value ♪
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♪ Makin' life more pleasant ♪
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♪ The best reward for virtue ♪
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♪ Is a big fat Santa present ♪
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♪ If it's presents
that you want ♪
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♪ Then it's presents
that you need ♪
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♪ Just start bein' helpful ♪
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♪ At a high rate of speed ♪
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♪ It's the surest
way to satisfy ♪
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♪ Your holiday greed ♪
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♪ I mean... Good
deeds are good indeed ♪
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♪ When you massage
her creaky joints ♪
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♪ You're really
rackin' up the points ♪
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♪ When you see
litter throw it out ♪
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♪ And you'll be on
that Santa route ♪
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♪ Feed a mangy dog and pet it ♪
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♪ You'll build up
that Santa credit ♪
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[Tilly] ♪ Lend a cold
fellow a sweater ♪
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♪ Bet my gifts will
get much better ♪
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♪ Help this loser
change a tire ♪
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♪ Watch my pile of
gifts grow higher ♪
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♪ Help avert a big disaster ♪
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♪ Get an awesome
foam dart blaster ♪
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♪ When there's cold and hungry
people out there you can help feed ♪
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♪ Or when someone takes a
tumble and is starting to bleed ♪
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♪ It's a golden opportunity for loot,
guaranteed ♪
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♪ Yes,
good deeds are good indeed ♪
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♪ Good deeds are good indeed ♪
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[panting]
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Am I on the nice list yet?
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Maybe,
but let's keep goin' to make sure.
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[muffled] This
is taking forever.
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Don't feel discouraged,
brother. Look!
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Atop that tree is the
Big City Christmas Star.
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Let its light guide you
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on your path to doin'
more good deeds.
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Or... I can plead my
case to the man himself!
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Cricket, wait!
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Listen,
I'lljust have a chat with the big red guy,
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and everything will be fixed.
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Oof! Huh?
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Oh, man, there's a huge line!
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Well,
you're free to talk to Santa,
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but I'd rather spend my
time doin' nice things for folks.
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Like that man over there.
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Oh,
I don't think a little guy like me
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can handle all this by myself!
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It's slipping!
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You're welcome to join!
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Sorry,
Tilly. I'll catch up with you later.
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[dog owner] Oh, boy,
everything's falling! Falling everywhere!
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I can help you with those.
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'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! I
have a Christmas emergency!
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Hmm? Oh, no, please not here.
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[gasps] Gloria? Is that you?
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Hello,
Cricket. How can I help you?
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This is perfect!
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I need someone on the inside
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to sneak me to the front
of the line to see Santa!
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No. It's not fair
to the other kids.
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Now go wait in
line like a good boy.
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[gasps] Oh, hey,
is that Kevin I see over there?
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- That boy you really like?
- What? Kevin's here?
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Oh, yeah,
I just saw him go right over there.
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Just keep goin'.
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- [grunts] - Hey!
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- [elf] Next! - [sighs]
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Have a Merry Christmas,
little one!
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- [grunts] - [groans]
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Hi, Santa, big fan,
but I gotta hear it
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straight from the
reindeer's mouth.
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Am I,
or am I not on the nice list?
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Well,
have you been a good boy this year?
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I think so! But my
sister made this list...
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Let's take a look here. Hmm...
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Jeez, kid,
did you do all of this?
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Uh... do any of us
really do anything?
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Santa, I've been waiting for so
long and that boy cutted in line!
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Oh,
cry me a river. Now back to that list...
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Hey! You're not
supposed to be up there!
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Security!
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Hmm? [roars]
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Wuh-oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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I still gotta talk to Santa!
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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- Ha! Aah! - [grunts]
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Santa, I promise you,
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nothin' on that list
is as bad as it looks!
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Whoa! [groans]
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Aah!
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Please,
I can explain everything!
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- I had good intentions!
- [growls]
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Look, man, I know this looks bad,
but listen, Santa,
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I gotta get on that nice list!
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- Just put me on that list!
- [pants rip]
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Uh...
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[all gasp]
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[growls]
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Cricket Green,
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you might as well
forget about Christmas,
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because you're definitely
on the naughty list!
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No!
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Aah! [groans]
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Merry Christmas
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and thank you for
shopping at Hudkins.
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Look, Cricket! That nice man I
helped got me some hot chocolate.
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So how'd it go with Santa?
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[grunts] It was a disaster!
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There's no way I'm
gettin' on the nice list now!
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And that means no presents.
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[groans]
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Oh, come now, Cricket,
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I still believe there's
some good in you.
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You just gotta keep tryin'.
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Cricket? Cricket!
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[Nancy] Well,
we may not have gotten Bill a gift,
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but there's still time
to make him a gift!
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Good thinkin'! But it's gotta be awesome,
thoughtful, and personal.
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Right! Let's get started!
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Finished! Oh, man,
Bill is gonna love his...
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personalized statue?
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- It's bad! - So bad!
255
00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:57,476
We can't give Bill this
abomination! It's hideous!
256
00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,146
We've got no choice.
We have to go to the store.
257
00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,096
If we're quick,
maybe he won't notice.
258
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,436
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
259
00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,476
I'm an old woman, don't rush me!
260
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,766
There you are! Where ya goin'?
261
00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,226
Uh... caroling?
262
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,306
[gasps] I'll come with
you! Let me grab my coat!
263
00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:14,356
Real smooth.
264
00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:15,766
Cricket!
265
00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:17,516
Cricket! [sighs] There you are!
266
00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:20,596
I know this looks bad.
You're on the naughty list.
267
00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,186
But I believe that you can st...
268
00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:24,766
Oh, forget it,
Tilly! Christmas is over.
269
00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,266
I'm not gettin' any presents
270
00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:28,726
and I'm gonna
freeze in this park.
271
00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,186
I could do good deeds
from now until morning
272
00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,976
and I still wouldn't
get presents.
273
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000
Nothing I do matters.
274
00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:39,056
Nothing I do matters.
275
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,806
What are you talkin' about,
Cricket?
276
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,396
It always matters!
277
00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,596
[chuckles] Oh,
Tilly, Tilly, Tilly.
278
00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,516
Allow me to explain.
279
00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:49,356
♪ I tried my best
at helpin' folks ♪
280
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,396
♪ But I've run out of time ♪
281
00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:54,356
♪ My nice list hopes
gone up in smoke ♪
282
00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:56,436
- ♪ As bells of judgement
chime ♪ - [bell chimes]
283
00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,726
♪ I see now that I'm doomed ♪
284
00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,146
♪ My gift-wrapped
ship has sank ♪
285
00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:05,896
♪ So I shall resume
my Christmas pranks ♪
286
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:10,306
[evil laughter]
287
00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:12,356
- ♪ I'll trip up this
dip ♪ - [groans]
288
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,146
- ♪ I'll make this guy
slide ♪ - Whoa! [groans]
289
00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:17,146
♪ Don't bother me 'cause
I'm fresh outta pride ♪
290
00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:20,516
♪ I'll hand out free candy,
bestow loads of cocoa ♪
291
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:24,146
♪ You'll wonder out loud
how could I stoop so low ♪
292
00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,476
- ♪ It's a simple fact ♪ - Whoa!
293
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,016
♪ A secret I'll spill ♪
294
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:31,436
If I can't have Christmas ♪
295
00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:33,210
♪ Nobody will ♪
296
00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:38,516
♪ I'll throw all my
snowballs with impunity ♪
297
00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:41,936
♪ Advance avalanches
on the community ♪
298
00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,396
♪ Revise advertisements
and make folks obey them ♪
299
00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:48,356
♪ This season's colors
are mischief and mayhem ♪
300
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,936
♪ Toboggans on noggins
and butts fulla nuts ♪
301
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:55,226
♪ Snowmen I stabbed
in their tinsel-string guts ♪
302
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:58,726
♪ Displays in dismay
and socks spouting trout ♪
303
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,936
♪ If you don't get it yet
then let me spell it out ♪
304
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,306
♪ Being nice is a bore
but naughty's a thrill ♪
305
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:09,306
♪ If I can't have Christmas ♪
306
00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,646
♪ Nobody will ♪
307
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:16,056
♪ Nobody will ♪
308
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,856
♪ Nobody will! ♪
309
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,726
[evil laughter]
310
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:20,806
[gasps]
311
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,830
[laughter continues]
312
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,226
[all inhale]
313
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,436
♪ Hum diddy dum dum dum dum do ♪
314
00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,936
♪ Christmas is here ♪
315
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,596
We're running out of time, Nancy,
the stores will be closing soon!
316
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,396
♪ Hum diddy dum dum dum dum do ♪
317
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:40,266
Let's sneak out during his solo.
318
00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,226
He can't hit the high notes
without closing his eyes.
319
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:43,476
Mm.
320
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,056
♪ It's my favorite time ♪
321
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,646
♪ of year! ♪
322
00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:52,476
What's all that noise? It
sounds like a strangled...
323
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,936
Oh, it's Mr. Green!
324
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,266
Take it away, family!
325
00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,396
[panting] Ma? Nance?
326
00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:59,226
Huh? But they were just...
327
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:03,096
Brava! Brava! Mwah! Magnifico!
328
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,556
[both panting]
329
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,896
Oh.
330
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,436
Oh! Everything's closed!
331
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:11,146
What kind of stores
close on Christmas Eve?!
332
00:12:11,170 --> 00:12:13,146
There! An open sign!
333
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,356
[Nancy] Score!
334
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,396
[both] Huh? Closed?!
335
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,396
- Let us in! - Please!
336
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,806
Come on, man. I can get you
anything! Gold? Diamonds?
337
00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,766
I've got a guy,
just say the word!
338
00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,710
No!
339
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,436
[chuckles]
340
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,766
Cricket, enough!
341
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,686
Aren't you done with
all this mischief yet?
342
00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:32,936
Done? I'm just gettin' started!
343
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,356
I've got a plan that's gonna
top everything I've done so far!
344
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,976
What are ya thinkin'?
345
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,226
I'm gonna replace the
Big City Christmas Star...
346
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,096
with a Christmas moon!
347
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,936
Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.
348
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,306
A little unconventional I suppose,
but...
349
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:48,766
I'm talkin' about my butt!
350
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:52,186
I'm gonna moon Big
City! [evil laughter]
351
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,766
- Oh, enough! - Hmm? Aah!
352
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,596
I can't let you do this,
Cricket Green!
353
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,686
I know there's still
some good left in you!
354
00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,356
[grunting]
355
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,726
- Ugh! Gross! - [laughs]
356
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,976
I'm gonna show them my butt!
357
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,056
No! Stop!
358
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,766
- Outta the way! - [gasps]
359
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,460
[grunting]
360
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,436
[evil laughter]
361
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,436
You ain't the star no more!
362
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:18,226
- Huh? Tilly?
- Cricket, please stop!
363
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,896
This'll be the worst
thing you've ever done!
364
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,226
I know! That's why it's perfect!
365
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,686
Now give me the star!
366
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,896
No! No, I won't let you!
367
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,056
Give it to me, Tilly! Come on!
368
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,306
I won't let you ruin Christmas!
369
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,016
- Aah! - Whoa!
370
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,396
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
371
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:36,436
Aah! [grunts]
372
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,856
Oh. Well, that wasn't so bad.
373
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,266
Aah!
374
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:43,306
Great ice skating, family! Hmm?
375
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,096
Oh, tannenbaums.
376
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,460
Evasive maneuvers!
377
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,356
[groans] Cricket?
378
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,686
[angry shouting]
379
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,976
Maria Media here
with Channel 11 News,
380
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,766
reporting from the
collapsed corpse
381
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,976
of our city's beloved
Christmas tree.
382
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,686
How does it feel
to ruin Christmas?
383
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,306
I ruined Christmas?
384
00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:05,356
There you have it,
folks, a confession!
385
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:08,356
And joining us now is
yuletide expert Santa Claus,
386
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,146
straight from Hudkins
department store.
387
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,976
Hi, Maria! Love the show!
388
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,226
Santa, you've checked your list,
you've checked it twice.
389
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,266
Is this girl naughty or nice?
390
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,476
Oh,
she's on the naughty list for sure!
391
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,516
I'm on the naughty list?
392
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:23,380
Hold that face,
we have to cut to commercial!
393
00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,766
- And we're back. - [shivering]
394
00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,210
[gasps]
395
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,146
I didn't mean to!
396
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,306
There must be a way to fix this.
397
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,896
No, there isn't!
398
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,686
Selfish little girl,
you're on the naughty list
399
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,266
and you've ruined Christmas.
400
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,556
Do you have anything
you want to say
401
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:39,726
to the people of Big City?
402
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,476
I... I, uh...
403
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,976
Whoo-hoo! That was crazy!
404
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,266
Come on, Tilly, let's go!
405
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,516
Hey, get back here!
406
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,356
And in other news, it's snowing.
407
00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:50,396
Come on, over here!
408
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,396
[panting] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
409
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,686
Oh, man, that went better
than I could've possibly hoped!
410
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,436
Welcome to the naughty list,
Tilly!
411
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,500
Tilly?
412
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,686
♪ All year I was kind ♪
413
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:04,306
♪ All year I was good ♪
414
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,596
♪ Like a nice kid ♪
415
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:09,146
♪ I did what I should ♪
416
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:14,396
♪ But now it's all ruined
and Christmas is busted ♪
417
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:19,306
♪ All because of
the brother I trusted ♪
418
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:20,856
Ah, don't worry about it, Tilly.
419
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,806
Bein' on the
naughty list is great!
420
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:27,726
♪ I've been on the nice
list every single year ♪
421
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,356
♪ Not for toys or for presents ♪
422
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,226
♪ Just simple Christmas cheer ♪
423
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,596
♪ It's not about presents ♪
424
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,356
♪ It's about bein' kind ♪
425
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:43,806
♪ Something you wouldn't
get in your evil mind ♪
426
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,806
♪ I guess this was my fault ♪
427
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:50,146
♪ Thinkin' there
was hope for you ♪
428
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,226
♪ But now I see clearly ♪
429
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,806
♪ That was never true ♪
430
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,596
Wait, Tilly! Come back!
431
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,056
[sighs]
432
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,556
OK!
433
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,306
So my family abandons
me on Christmas Eve!
434
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,516
Well, that ain't gonna stop
me from having a Bill old time!
435
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,936
With no one else around,
436
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,726
it just means more
eggnog for me!
437
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,396
And I'm going to enjoy
438
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,686
the highest form of
television there is!
439
00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,266
A Christmas special.
440
00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,267
[slurps]
441
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,476
Wow! I did it!
442
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,306
I saved Christmas!
443
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:23,436
But I couldn't have
done it without my family.
444
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,856
It's so great being
together! [giggles]
445
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,936
Hmm. Gosh darn it,
these little candy canes aren't helpin'.
446
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,476
I just can't enjoy Christmas
without my family here!
447
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,306
- Oh, yummy! - [giggles]
448
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,056
[man] This is an
important weather alert.
449
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,306
Big City is currently
under a blizzard warning.
450
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,686
[gasps] Ma! Nancy! The kids!
451
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,686
They're in trouble! [glugging]
452
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,920
Don't worry! Bill's on the way!
453
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,356
There's just no
way we can give Bill
454
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,936
a Christmas present, Alice.
455
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,306
It's time to throw in the towel!
456
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,307
Never!
457
00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:52,146
We can barely see out here!
458
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,436
I can see just fine!
459
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,476
Stop being difficult.
460
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,806
We'll just have to tell Bill
we didn't get him a present.
461
00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,186
No way! I ain't
livin' with that guilt!
462
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:03,516
I'd rather freeze to death with
my son's ex-wife on Christmas Eve!
463
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,436
Huh?
464
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,766
Oh, I take it back!
465
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,146
I'm not ready to
go into the light!
466
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,306
There you are! Get in!
467
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,726
- We gotta find the kids!
- [both] The kids?!
468
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,146
They never came
back to the house.
469
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,306
They must be
out in this blizzard!
470
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,476
Well, what're you waiting for?!
471
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,420
Drive! Drive! Drive!
472
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,556
[grunting]
473
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:25,750
[groans]
474
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,686
♪ What's Tilly's problem? ♪
475
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,186
♪ She's such an oddball ♪
476
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,476
♪ A Christmas without presents ♪
477
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,476
♪ Is no Christmas at all ♪
478
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,936
♪ Or that's what I've
always thought at least ♪
479
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,936
♪ Was I wrong in my thinking? ♪
480
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,226
♪ No, no, I'm sure I was right ♪
481
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,766
♪ So then why's
my heart sinking? ♪
482
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:51,096
♪ Sure, feelings got hurt ♪
483
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,266
♪ And the tree took a dunk ♪
484
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,766
♪ But it's all Santa's fault ♪
485
00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:00,186
♪ Him and his holiday bunk ♪
486
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,516
♪ If he'd just given me ♪
487
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,096
♪ The presents I craved ♪
488
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,596
♪ I never would have acted ♪
489
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,226
♪ The way I behaved ♪
490
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,436
♪ No, that's wrong, isn't it? ♪
491
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,186
♪ Can I really blame
someone else ♪
492
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,976
♪ For me being bad? ♪
493
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,356
♪ I caused property damage ♪
494
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,856
♪ And I made my sister sad ♪
495
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,856
♪ I drove her away ♪
496
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,936
♪ I was self-centered and mean ♪
497
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,436
♪ Another dark tally ♪
498
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:27,186
♪ For your list, Cricket Green ♪
499
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:29,686
♪ Oh,
the worst part of Christmas ♪
500
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:33,056
♪ Is all the stuff
I can't undo ♪
501
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,056
♪ I didn't get what I wanted ♪
502
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,686
♪ And what I had I lost too ♪
503
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,646
♪ If anyone's listening ♪
504
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:44,186
♪ I could really use a hand ♪
505
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,436
♪ Nothing that happened today ♪
506
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:50,096
♪ Went how I planned ♪
507
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,646
Why the long face, Cricket?
508
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:54,896
Oh,
you again. You look different.
509
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,436
Are you here to remind
me how naughty I am?
510
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,226
Hmm. Well, I...
511
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,436
Save your breath. I
know where I stand.
512
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,016
I just thought that if I
wasn't gettin' any presents,
513
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,436
then I was free to
do whatever I wanted!
514
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,646
But now I've messed everything up,
for me and for Tilly!
515
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,476
Hmm, I see.
516
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,396
Christmas isn't always
happy for everyone.
517
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,686
And I knew you were
having a hard time.
518
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:20,266
Which is why I got you a gift.
519
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,556
A... a gift?
520
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,556
[Santa] This
isn't just any gift.
521
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,896
This is a magical gift.
522
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,686
It can be anything you'd like.
523
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:30,686
It can be a new bike,
a toy tank...
524
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,476
heck, a real tank!
525
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:37,000
Anything you want for Christmas,
you'll find inside.
526
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,436
Thanks, Santa,
527
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,766
but the only thing I
want for Christmas
528
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,186
doesn't come in a box.
529
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,936
All I want is for Tilly
530
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,646
to be put back on the nice list.
531
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,306
Hmm, interesting.
532
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:51,356
If that's what you want,
Cricket, I'll see what I can do.
533
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:54,186
Oh! And Santa,
can I also ask to be at home
534
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,556
and out of this blizzard?
535
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:57,056
Ho ho ho!
536
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,670
That sure does sound nice!
537
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,186
Santa?
538
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:06,976
Why, that no good stinking
elf left me alone in a blizzard!
539
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,266
If I ever see him again, I'll...
540
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,267
- [vehicle approaching] - Hmm?
541
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,516
[both] Cricket!
542
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,686
Oh, thank goodness we found you!
543
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,856
Mom! Dad!
544
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,356
Oh, man, you guys won't believe
545
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,096
what just happened to me! I...
546
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,880
Oh. Hey, Tilly.
547
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:23,396
[sighs]
548
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,646
Ooo-wee! Christmas is
just around the corner!
549
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:27,830
Who's excited?!
550
00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,396
Ah, I see.
551
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,766
Y'all must be savin'
your enthusiasm
552
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,396
for Christmas mornin'!
553
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,420
Well, it won't be too long!
554
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:44,726
[sighs]
555
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,856
[gasps]
556
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,356
Habababababa...
557
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,976
Tilly! Tilly! Oh, my gosh,
get up! You gotta see this!
558
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,686
- Look, look, look, look!
- Cricket, what is it?
559
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,686
- [gasps] - It's a
Christmas miracle!
560
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,186
Wait, I don't get it.
561
00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:59,186
Why would Santa
leave me presents?
562
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:00,686
I ruined Christmas.
563
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:03,096
Well,
Santa gave me one Christmas wish,
564
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,356
so I wished for you
to be on the nice list.
565
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,436
Cricket, you did that for me?
566
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,146
I knew there was good in you,
brother.
567
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,436
Merry Christmas!
568
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,266
Don't move, don't move!
569
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:16,556
That's perfect for the
first Christmas photo!
570
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,856
- Blaaah! - [laughs]
571
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,056
Ma, Nancy! Merry Christmas!
572
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,146
- Oh, Merry Christmas, Bill.
- Merry Christmas.
573
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:26,646
Op, op, op! I don't wanna hear a
word until after we exchange presents!
574
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:30,186
Now, Bill,
we've got something to tell you...
575
00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:32,396
We didn't get you anything.
576
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,266
What in the world
are you talkin' about?
577
00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,766
What would you call that?!
578
00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:37,767
[both scream]
579
00:21:37,791 --> 00:21:39,646
I know! It's perfect!
580
00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,356
And that's not all,
we're gonna do
581
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,596
every Christmas thing
you wanna do today.
582
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,186
Right, Alice?
583
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:46,396
[sighs] Yup.
584
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,146
Merry Christmas, Billy Boy.
585
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:50,356
- Yippee! Say "tinsel"!
- [camera shutter clicks]
586
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,516
Cricket! You're not
gonna believe this!
587
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,476
This present's got
your name on it!
588
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,936
What?! Are you pullin' my leg?!
589
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,356
See for yourself!
590
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,856
No kidding...
591
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,726
I must not be the only one
592
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,396
who sees the good in you,
brother.
593
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:05,596
Uh-oh. I think a
song is comin' on!
594
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,476
- ♪ Oh... ♪ - Oh,
it's that time again, huh?
595
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,856
♪ The best part of Christmas ♪
596
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,356
♪ It ain't the gifts you get ♪
597
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,436
♪ It's not the model rocket ♪
598
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:15,396
♪ Or the robot pet ♪
599
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,356
♪ It's not the things you give ♪
600
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,266
♪ Even though that's
what you'd think ♪
601
00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:21,306
♪ And it's not when
giant Christmas trees ♪
602
00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:22,646
♪ Destroy the whole ice rink ♪
603
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:25,016
- Wait, what?
- Uh, nothing. Keep going!
604
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,516
♪ It's not the basted ham ♪
605
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,396
♪ With gravy and the trimmings ♪
606
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:30,266
♪ It's kinda like what I said ♪
607
00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:32,396
♪ In the song at the beginning ♪
608
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,396
♪ The best part of Christmas ♪
609
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,306
♪ It ain't the candy canes ♪
610
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:38,056
♪ Or drawin' little pictures ♪
611
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,096
♪ In the frosted window panes ♪
612
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:44,096
♪ Or decorating cookies with
the sprinkles and the frosting ♪
613
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,686
♪ It ain't the stupid ghosts ♪
614
00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,596
♪ And it sure ain't
all the shopping ♪
615
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,356
♪ It's not meeting Santa ♪
616
00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,266
♪ At his workshop at the mall ♪
617
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:54,396
♪ It's when we wish each other ♪
618
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:57,476
[all] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪
619
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:03,500
♪ One and all! ♪
620
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,290
[Cricket] Merry Christmas!
621
00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:11,396
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
622
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:14,856
♪ Lost a bet and
got bit by 100 flies ♪
623
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,686
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
624
00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:21,226
♪ Hit every branch and
scraped up both my knees ♪
625
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,266
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
626
00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:24,516
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
627
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,306
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
628
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:29,096
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
629
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,896
♪ I got splinters
at seven and ten ♪
630
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,620
♪ And tomorrow,
I'll do it all again ♪
631
00:23:34,644 --> 00:23:37,644
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