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[theme song plays]
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♪ One, two one, two, three ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[chicken clucks]
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[BILL] Nothing like an excitin' day
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of window shopping, huh, kids?
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It's like going to a zoo
for material goods.
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Let's go inside!
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Whoa!
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Think you can handle these looks, Alice?
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I don't know. Can they handle me?
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Hey, Dad.
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Look at these bad boys!
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[robotic] I am from the future.
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-Can we buy 'em?
-No, Cricket,
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we can't afford this stuff.
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We're just lookin'. Now, come on.
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Let's see what's next door.
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Man, why are we wastin' our time here
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if we can't have any of this stuff?
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Sometimes pretending can be
just as nice as having, kiddo.
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It ain't nice. It stinks!
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-[girl gasps]
-[kids chattering]
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Can I please get your autograph?
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
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Here ya go.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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[cheering and laughing]
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What the heck was that about?
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Maybe it has something to do with that.
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I'm Maria Media,and this is Channel 11 news.
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We've just received wordthat international pop superstar,
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Zillon Brax, has gone missing.
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Zillon rocketed to famewhen his hit single,
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"Baby I Could Buy Your Dad"
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went platinum in a record 12 seconds.
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Oh, my gosh. He looks like a prettier me.
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Zillon was last seenearlier today at a press conference,
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where he delivered some shocking news.
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I've called you all here to tell you
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I'm sick of fame and having everything
given to me! I just wanna...
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♪ Live a normal life oh... ♪
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We will not be resumingour normal programming
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until this national treasure is found.
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That is so weird.
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[STORE CLERK] Oh, my goodness!
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Zillon in my store!
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Please, keep the sunglasses you have on.
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We would be honored
if Zillon Brax wore our merchandise.
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So, let me get this straight.
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I can keepsies these for freesies
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because you think I'm Zillon Braxies?
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
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With this pop star fella
out of the picture,
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his life of fame and fortune
could be mine!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, there, Cricket.
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Ours. Could be ours.
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Don't you dare
leave your Mama out of this.
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[mischievous giggling]
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[BILL] A store dedicated
to luxury umbrellas!
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-Seems unnecessary.
-[BILL] Oh, it is!
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[ZILLON BRAX] ♪ Woe is me ♪
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♪ Why am I so famous? ♪
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[sighs] If only there was a way
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I could walk amongst the ordinaries.
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[BILL] What do ya think
of this one, sweetie?
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[ZILLON BRAX] What a normal family.
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So simple, so pure...
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♪ So real ♪
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Fancy umbrellas sure are somethin'.
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Now, where's Cricket?
Oh, there you are, Cricket!
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You comin' home or what, son?
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Me? Your son?
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Is this my chance to live a normal life?
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No agents? No managers? No paparazzi?
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Yes, Dad!
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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[CRICKET] With these new clothes,
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I'll be the spittin' image of Zillon Brax!
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And I'll be your manager!
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All set! Well...
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How do I look?
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Like a pop superstar.
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Ah-bingo, ah-bango!
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You called, Zillon?
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I, Zillon Brax,
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have decided I want these clothes.
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Now, I don't need
to, uh, pay for these, right?
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Are you kidding?
There's not a store in Big City
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that would make Zillon Brax
pay for anything!
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What do ya say we put that to the test?
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♪♪
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-[music playing]
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-[no audio]
-[music continues]
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♪♪
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[both laughing]
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Whoo! Yeah!
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[both] Being famous rules!
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[ZILLON BRAX] ♪ Livin' a simple life ♪
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♪ With my new family ♪
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There's so much to learn!
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You must be Grandfather.
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[GRAMMA] Hey, Cricket, come here!
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Pass me the remote, would ya?
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♪ Bonding with Grandmother ♪
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♪ Like a normal boy ♪
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Yeah, thanks, Cricket.
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-[Tilly humming]
-Hey, sister!
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What is this simple task
that you are performing?
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Oh, I'm just brushing Saxon's fibers.
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[laughs] I love the sibling banter!
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It's what I've always...
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♪ Dreamed of in my dreams ♪
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Hey, "Dad-man", anything I could do
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to help out around the house?
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[chuckles] Well, gosh, Cricket,
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it's great to see ya take some initiative.
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You could start with taking out the trash.
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-That'll be a big help.
-Take out the trash?
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Sure! I can do that!
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Look at me, livin' the simple life.
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Now, where do I... Ahh!
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The trash box.
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Get in there, you!
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♪ I love my new life ♪
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Somethin' seems off about Cricket.
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[AS SAXON] Better keep an eye on him!
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Good thinkin', Saxon.
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[JEWELER] Enjoy your free jewelry, Zillon!
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Oh, man, being famous is the best!
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Yeah, it's been fun,
but maybe we should call it a day.
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What?! Are you kidding me?
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I'm always gonna be Zillon Brax!
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-Zillon Brax?
-Zillon Brax?
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-Zillon Brax?
-Zillon Brax?
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-What the heck?
-[kids screaming]
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-[NANCY] Cricket!
-[kids clamoring]
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[clamoring continues]
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Quick, run in here. I'll hold 'em off.
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Hurry, Cricket!
The pre-growth-spurt tweens
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-are slippin through!
-Oh, man, what do I do?
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-[Cricket exclaims]
-[kids clamoring]
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They're gone. Don't worry.
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-Where are we?
-Somewhere safe.
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You can hide out in here
until all those fans go away.
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What's with all the mannequins?
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Oh, I've been waiting for this moment
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for such a long time.
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What are you-- Oh, my gravy!
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What is that?!
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Welcome home, Zillon Brax!
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Aah!
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[GRAMMA] There, Grsnarft!
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Hey, that's not a word.
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-Fight me!
-Oh, I will.
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Nice one, Grandmother.
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Hmm, what's going on with Cricket?
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[AS SAXON] Perhapsa small test is in order!
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Hey, Cricket, remind me,
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what's your favorite cheese?
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I like the yellow cheese
from the moo cows.
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Uh-huh, and remind me again,
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when is your birthday?
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♪ The day I was born, of course ♪
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Blast!
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[as Saxon] He got ya there!
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Gr-snaab, gr-snarp. Sorry, Ma,
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but "grsnarft" is just not a word.
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[GRAMMA] Well, keep lookin'!
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We need somethin' more tellin'.
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Hey, Cricket,
what do you think of this word?
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Uh, I think...
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♪ That's a good play, sister ♪
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[gasps] He didn't laugh
at the word "toot"!
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[as Saxon] And he has
the voice of an angel!
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You're not my brother!
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No, it's me, Crocket.
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Papa, are you hearin' this?
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Tilly, don't bother Crocket.
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[groans, stammers] Ugh!
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You silly boy. I'm Amaryllis.
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Your biggest fan!
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I keep everything you throw away.
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Even your baby teeth.
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But I don't need any of this garbage.
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I have you!
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You don't know
how hard we worked to get you here.
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Even though some people
said I couldn't do it!
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Well, who's laughing now,
huh, Janice? Huh?
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Zillon? Zillon!
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Where'd you go, my little pop sensation?
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-[angrily] Zillon!
-Oh, this girl is crazy.
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Like swallow-a-chicken-whole kinda crazy!
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Cricket, where are you?
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Mom, you have to come get me!
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I've been taken by a--
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There you are, Zillon!
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-Cricket?
-Sorry!
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Zillon can't talk right now...
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[hushed] or ever again!
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Who is this? Where's my son?
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Oh, my gosh, my baby boy's in trouble!
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-I gotta call the police!
-[KEYS] Oh, what ever for?
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Officer Keys, oh, thank goodness!
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Cricket's been kidnapped!
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Oh, sorry, Nancy, but you're on your own.
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The entire police force
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is out searching for Zillon Brax.
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[laughs] I'm a big fan!
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Anywho, good luck finding your son.
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-Cartwheel!
-Wait, come back!
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[AMARYLLIS] I would've
never guessed your face
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had such a rich
baby softness to it, Zillon.
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Hyah! You got the wrong guy!
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I was just pretendin' to be Zillon
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because, uh, well, I look like him.
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[chuckles] Gah!
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Oh, I know Zillon.
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And you're Zillon, Zillon!
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My name is Cricket Green. I swear!
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Heh, you're such a funny liar, Zillon!
But enough small talk.
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It's time for you to meet
your new singing partner!
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It's me.
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No, you're kooky dukes,
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and I'm gettin' outta here!
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Come on, Zillon!
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We're gonna sing forever!
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Help! You gotta help me, somebody!
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Now, now, Zillon.
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[demonic] Save your pipes for the duet!
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Papa, can't you tell
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that this boy is an impostor?
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Tilly, I think I can tell
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who's my son and who isn't.
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Everyone, quick! Cricket's in trouble,
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-and... wait, you're-- you're Zillon Brax!
-What can I say?
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♪ It's true ♪
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-I knew it!
-[BILL] Huh.
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I'm puttin' the pieces together,
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and it is clear now
that that is not my boy.
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Bill, Cricket's in trouble.
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He's been captured by one
of Zillon's crazy fan girls.
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What? How'd that happen?
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Well, uh... we kind of
used Cricket and Zillon's
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uncanny resemblance to get free stuff.
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I can't believe it!
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How could you be so thoughtless?
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Seriously, Bill? This coming from the guy
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who mistook a stranger for his own son?
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-Touché.
-We can talk about
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how I'm the only good parent here later!
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How are we gonna
find this girl that took Cricket?
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He was probably snatched up by Amaryllis.
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She's always trying
to lure me to this creepy,
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abandoned mannequin warehouse.
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Well, what are we waitin' for?
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Let's go get our Cricket back!
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[FAMILY] Yeah!
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[ZILLON BRAX] ♪ Yeah ♪
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[Amaryllis singing] ♪ Baby, I got moneyAnd life's so rad ♪
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♪ Got enough riches to buy your dad ♪
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Take it away, partner!
263
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[weakly] ♪ Buy your dad ♪
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♪ Forever and ever and ever ♪
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Universe, ya there?
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I know we don't always get along,
267
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,417
but I'm beggin' ya!
I've learned my lesson.
268
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,625
Maybe my real life
doesn't have everything,
269
00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:33,834
but I'd give anything for it now.
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00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:36,208
Zillon! You have to sing your parts.
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Oh, all right.
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♪ Oh... ♪
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-[door banging]
-What?!
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00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:41,625
[banging, slams]
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[all] Yah! Cricket!
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Oh, family! [panting] Mm!
277
00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,792
No matter what trouble you're in,
278
00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:47,959
We'll always come a-runnin'.
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00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:50,417
Fam's always got each other's backs.
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00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,291
-Uh...
-Oh, whoa.
281
00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,125
So, uh, you must be the real--
282
00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:56,333
Zillon! [sniffs deeply]
283
00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:59,417
[giggles] Oh, yeah!
Now that's the real stuff.
284
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,792
Zillon?! We received word
285
00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,083
you might be here! [gasps]
286
00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,834
Oh, gosh, I was too late!
287
00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:08,333
Why?
288
00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,333
Hey, Zillon here, still alive.
289
00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:12,750
Zillon! You're not hurt, are ya?
290
00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,625
Oh, don't worry, Officer.
291
00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,875
You see, I tried to capture Zillon,
292
00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:18,208
but I got the wrong one.
293
00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:22,000
You tried to take away my Zillon?
294
00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:23,750
You have to learn that you can't just
295
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take a celebrity for yourself.
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They belong to all of us.
297
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000
Wait! At least give me a minute
298
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,750
with the real Zillon! Zillon!
299
00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:32,166
[TILLY] Say what you want about her,
300
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,917
she knows how to decorate.
301
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,917
You know, living amongst you simple folk
302
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,583
has given me a lot to think about.
303
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:38,917
But I don't like to think!
304
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,166
So I'm just gonna go back
to being rich and famous!
305
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:44,125
Mwah! Mwah! Peace and love, yo!
306
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,166
Also, new album drops October 12th.
307
00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,166
Huh. You okay, Cricket?
308
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,917
I've just never been happier to be myself.
309
00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,083
Now let's go home!
310
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,542
Wait. Toot.
311
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,125
[laughing] Toot!
312
00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:57,875
[laughs] Tilly,
313
00:10:57,959 --> 00:10:59,583
how do you come up with this stuff?
314
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,959
-[laughing]
-Checks out!
315
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,917
[ANNOUNCER] Well, I don't believe my eyes!
316
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,083
Bengals star quarterback,
317
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,083
Russell "The Russ Bus" Remington
318
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,375
has just run out of the stadium!
319
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,208
That's right, Bob. But what in the world
320
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,458
could be more important than football?
321
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,667
-[nurse] Next.
-[Russ grunting]
322
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,250
-[patient] Whoa!
-[Russ grunting]
323
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,250
Oof! Hey, Russ Bus, big fan!
324
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,041
Where is he?
325
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,166
Where's my brand-new son?
326
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,250
Shh. He's resting.
327
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,208
Let's see the little punter.
328
00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:28,792
Hey, Remy.
329
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,917
-[Remy coos]
-Incredible!
330
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,291
All right, let's see what he's got!
331
00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,709
Russ, he was just born!
332
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:36,959
Sweetie, I was throwin' a tight spiral
333
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,208
when I was 12 minutes old.
334
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,834
Okay, Remy, Daddy's open!
335
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:41,917
[giggles]
336
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,250
Oh.
337
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,625
[groans]
338
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,250
-[quarterback] Hut!
-[players grunting]
339
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,000
[grunting continues]
340
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,583
Holy smokes, Remy!
341
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,667
I've never seen anyone
342
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,834
so good at a game before.
343
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,667
There's heat radiatin' off of ya!
344
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,291
It's from concentration. [grunts]
345
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,875
[GAME ANNOUNCER] Touchdown, boy!
346
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,959
Ooh-wee! You're amazing at this game.
347
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,041
Not amazing enough. [grunts]
348
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,041
What's wrong, bud? Ya feelin' fussy?
349
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,917
No, I'm just under a lot of pressure.
350
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,917
You know how my dad was, like,
351
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,041
a super famous pro football player?
352
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,583
Uh, yeah.
353
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,917
For Pete's sake, we're playing
354
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,625
your dad's ding-dang game.
355
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000
[sighs] I've tried for years
356
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,959
to impress my dad with my violin playing,
357
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,959
ballroom dancing,
and puzzle-solving skills.
358
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,917
But the only thing
he cares about is football.
359
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,750
But I have a plan!
360
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,333
You see, today, I'm enrolled at my dad's--
361
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:36,166
[grunts] annual... Oh, uh, the annual
362
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,959
-Lil' Bengals Football Camp!
-[Cricket] A football camp?
363
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:41,709
I've been preparing for it
by playing this game nonstop.
364
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,250
It's taught me so much about the sport.
365
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,875
Draw in the linebackers with a fake,
366
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:45,875
look off the safety,
367
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:46,834
hit the tight end on the post,
368
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,166
and... [grunts]
369
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,500
[GAME ANNOUNCER] Touchdown, boy!
370
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,291
Great job, Champ!
371
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,333
I'm proud of ya!
372
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,542
-[whimpering]
-Master Remy.
373
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,083
It's time to leave for camp.
374
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,750
Wish me luck, my friend.
375
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:01,041
I'll do ya one better
and come along with ya.
376
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,166
-[Remy] Really?
-You're my friend,
377
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,083
and you seem kind of emotionally fragile.
378
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,333
I've got your back!
379
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:06,875
[whistle blowing, players grunting]
380
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:09,000
[grunting continues]
381
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,041
Hey, Remy, this thing's pretty sturdy.
382
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,583
I am indestructible!
383
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,709
-[horn blows]
-Welcome, campers, to
384
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,834
the Lil' Bengals Football Camp.
385
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,583
Now give it up for your host,
386
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,834
two time Ultra Bowl champion,
387
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:26,000
Russell The Russ Buss Remington!
388
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,291
Wow.
389
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:29,125
What do you think about Cricket and Remy
390
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,834
playing football in the home
of the Big City Bengals?
391
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,333
[slurps] It's pretty neat.
392
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:34,750
[GRAMMA] It's not neat!
393
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,834
The Greens are Roosters fans!
394
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,583
I can't believe y'all dragged me
395
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,500
into enemy territory!
396
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:42,959
Roosters rule! Bengals stink!
397
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:44,917
Y'all are a bunch of trash bags!
398
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,083
Ma, be civil. Your grandson is down there.
399
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:50,083
-My former grandson.
-Now listen up, kids!
400
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,875
You're here to learn,
and have a good time,
401
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:54,500
but also to compete for my approval.
402
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,000
At day's end, I will select
403
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,709
the most worthy footballer among you
404
00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,834
as most valuable player, Camp MVP!
405
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,834
Biggy the Bengal, bring out the goods!
406
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:03,834
[Tilly gasps]
407
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,875
Now, that's a big kitty!
408
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:08,000
[RUSSELL] Camp MVP will receive
409
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,500
Russ Bus merchandise,
410
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:12,291
an autographed copy of "End Zone Rush,"
411
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,083
and most valuable of all,
412
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:17,625
my respect and eternal admiration.
413
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:20,834
-[KIDS] Whoa!
-[REMY] That's all I've ever wanted!
414
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,542
Remy? What are you doing here?
415
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,458
Hey, Dad, I'm here to play.
416
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,375
I like football!
417
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,000
It's true. He's a regular football freak.
418
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,583
Well, block my linebackers.
419
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,083
I thought this day would never come!
420
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,667
But don't expect special treatment
421
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,959
-just because you're my son.
-Bring it on!
422
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,917
Hi! I couldn't help but notice
423
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,709
that you are a gigantic feline.
424
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:42,834
-[BIGGY] Mm-hmm.
-I have come to offer you affection.
425
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,458
-Oh... Whoa!
-Come here, now.
426
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,500
[indistinct humming]
427
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,083
Peculiar. It seems this feline
428
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,500
has never felt the joy of a good head pat.
429
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:52,917
I must enlighten him.
430
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000
After all, when Tilly sets her mind
431
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,291
to petting a kitty cat,
432
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,959
she's gonna pet that kitty cat.
433
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,333
[RUSSELL] Now, if you wanna win MVP,
434
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,125
you gotta learn some basic drills.
435
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,834
Watch and learn! [Russell grunting]
436
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,041
Ooh, ahh!
437
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,875
Waah-bam!
438
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,583
Ha-ha! Still got it.
439
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,083
With all that video game has taught you,
440
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,667
this should be a piece of cake.
441
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,333
Green, you're up. Let's see what you got.
442
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,125
[CRICKET] Time to tote the big brown bean.
443
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,458
Don't call it that.
444
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:21,834
-Go, Cricket!
-Traitor!
445
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,291
Touchdown!
446
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,959
[exclaiming, laughing]
447
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:27,417
[screaming gibberish]
448
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:29,542
[munching] Hmm?
449
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,834
How'd I do, Coach?
450
00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:31,959
You're fast and agile,
451
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,041
but have no brains whatsoever.
452
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,166
Tough but fair. Your turn, Remy!
453
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:37,750
Show your old man what you can do.
454
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,917
Okay, Remy, just like in the video game.
455
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,208
Here we go!
456
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:45,583
Aah! [grunts] Whoa! [grunts]
457
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,500
A little rusty, but no worries.
458
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,917
-[Remy exclaiming]
-Still feelin' it out.
459
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,542
-[Remy grunting]
-Okay, come on, Remy.
460
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,041
Enough foolin' around!
461
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,208
[Remy screaming, crying]
462
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:58,000
-[Remy exclaiming]
-[Russell sighs]
463
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,667
What the heck happened out there?
464
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,583
I don't know!
It's like my brain knows what to do,
465
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:05,250
but my doughy little body
just can't do it.
466
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,667
-Coming here was a mistake.
-It's a dang shame!
467
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,417
You'd be unstoppable if only we could put
468
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,083
your brainful brains in my brainless body.
469
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,458
[gasps] I know exactly what we'll do!
470
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,834
-Well, y-you do?
-I... do!
471
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,458
[TILLY] All right, big kitty.
472
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,250
Let's see if you can resist
473
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,458
the tuneful tune of tuna.
474
00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,458
[humming] Huh?
475
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:30,083
I just wanna give you love!
476
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,041
[Biggy screaming]
477
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,917
-[whistle blows]
-All right, next up, the scrimmage.
478
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,834
It's your best chance
to impress me and win MVP.
479
00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:41,333
So don't mess, uh... What the-- Remy?
480
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,667
[chuckles] Guess I'm big now.
481
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,417
Whoa, Remy got tall.
482
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,291
Yeah, weirdly tall.
483
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,667
[chuckles] Well, puberty
hit me all at once, too.
484
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,166
Let's see what you can do with it.
485
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,125
Cricket, are you sure
this is going to work?
486
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,792
I'm 100% confident this plan is flawless.
487
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,083
-[whistle blows]
-[RUSSELL] All right!
488
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,000
Line up and play ball!
489
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,959
Now, remember, I'm the brains...
490
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,834
And I'm the skittery little body.
491
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,834
[REMY] Blue 18, set, hike!
492
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:05,959
[players grunting]
493
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,750
-Cricket, run!
-Okay!
494
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:08,917
Whoa!
495
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,917
[Remy screaming]
496
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,542
What in the football world?
497
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,542
Turn, turn! Not out of bounds!
498
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,375
Hard cut right! Spin move!
499
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:19,083
Juke left! And stop!
500
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,375
[RUSSELL] I can't believe it!
501
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,000
He scored a touchdown!
502
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,917
-Hike! Throw left!
-[players grunting]
503
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,917
[both grunting]
504
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,750
Ha-ha! Yeah!
505
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:28,667
Stiff arm, nine o'clock!
506
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,959
-[kid groans]
-[BILL] Whoo!
507
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,041
-[whimpering, screams]
-Come here, you!
508
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,542
[panting]
509
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,166
You're dominating out there!
510
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,959
I think I found my MVP!
511
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,125
Body, wait! What'd you say, Dad?
512
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,875
-[all grunt]
-[REMY groans]
513
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:45,041
[slow motion] Son!
514
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:49,000
[BIGGY grunts] What? No!
515
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,000
[REMY groans]
516
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,291
[gags] I think I'm gonna be sick.
517
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:56,166
Uh... Ow, my legs.
518
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,333
Uh, ow, I'm legs.
519
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,875
Jumpin' Georgia pass, I can't believe it!
520
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,250
I can't either.
521
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,083
-A deceiver!
-[BIGGY] Ugh!
522
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,750
I'm very disappointed, Remy.
523
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,875
And to think I was gonna name you MVP.
524
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:11,542
Well, you've got
some learnin' to do, Mr. Remington.
525
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,792
Remy may not have
all the moves for this field,
526
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,500
but he's the best digital quarterback
527
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,000
this side of wherever.
528
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,542
Better than you, I bet!
529
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,208
Uh, Cricket, what are you doing?
530
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,583
No one's gonna be better than me
531
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,959
at my own video game.
532
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,417
You really think you can take me on, son?
533
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,834
Uh...
534
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,000
Wink.
535
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,750
Yes. Yes, I do?
536
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,166
[chuckling] All right, then!
537
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,417
Game on!
538
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,041
Oh, corduroy, Cricket.
539
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,458
If I lose,
my dad will never be proud of me.
540
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:41,875
Stay cool, man.
This is what you've been training for.
541
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,166
You've got this. You're a genius.
542
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,750
-[REMY] Okay!
-We're both geniuses.
543
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,625
-[BILL] Whoo! Let's go, Remy!
-[TILLY] Whoo! Yeah!
544
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:50,333
-Yeah, you can do it!
-Yeah, go, Remy!
545
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:52,583
-[CRICKET] Let's do it!
-I hope you both lose.
546
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:53,875
Go, Roosters!
547
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,458
Hike!
548
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,625
Just so you know, I'm not goin' easy on--
549
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:00,834
-[Remy grunts]
-[game whistle blows]
550
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,959
[GAME ANNOUNCER] Touchdown, boy!
551
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,291
Whoa, how did you do that?
552
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,542
Dad, I play the game on super hard mode.
553
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,542
Well, son, buckle up cause I'm puttin'
554
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,917
this bus into high gear.
555
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,500
[chuckles] Bring it on.
556
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,959
[players grunting, panting]
557
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:14,875
Ha-ha!
558
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,375
[player grunting]
559
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,458
[both grunt]
560
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,083
-[whistle blows]
-[players grunting]
561
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,583
Excuse me, Papa. I don't understand
562
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,917
what's happening at all.
563
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,959
Well, sweetie, it's close.
564
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,000
It's the fourth quarter,
565
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,667
and they're neck and neck.
566
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,917
Follow-up question:
567
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,208
Is Remy okay?
568
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:38,000
-[Remy groaning]
-[CRICKET] Oh, no.
569
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,875
He's concentrating too hard again.
570
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,333
I can feel the heat from here.
571
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,041
Hey, you okay, buddy?
572
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,417
I'm just...
573
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,208
...running hot. [sighs]
574
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,875
[CRICKET] Remy!
575
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,291
Okay, Remy, Daddy's open!
576
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,875
[giggling]
577
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,917
[sighs] Disappointed in my own baby.
578
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,917
[babbling]
579
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,875
I am no baby!
580
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,125
I am a man!
581
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,458
Oof!
582
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:05,041
Respect me!
583
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,000
Football! What happened?
584
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,959
Remy, hurry! Your dad's about to win!
585
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,208
Get back in the game!
586
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,875
[grunting]
587
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,041
Here comes my winning touchdown!
588
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,667
Think again, maybe!
589
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,917
[all grunting]
590
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,041
[Russell player groaning]
591
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,291
[RUSSELL] Huh?
592
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,917
[GAME ANNOUNCER] Touchdown, boy!
593
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,709
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
594
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:29,250
[game crowd cheering]
595
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,125
Ah...
596
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,250
Great job, Champ! I'm--
597
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,625
Huh?
598
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:37,083
Remy, I don't understand.
599
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,959
How did you beat me at my own game?
600
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,542
You don't even like football.
601
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,917
-I love football!
-[RUSSELL] Remy.
602
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,333
Why did you come here today?
603
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,291
Well, I... I wanted
to get good at football
604
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,083
-so you'd be impressed.
-[RUSSELL] What?
605
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,667
There are other ways
to impress me than football.
606
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,458
-Dad.
-Maybe you're right.
607
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,166
Remy, I owe you an apology.
608
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,834
Football is my life,
609
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,166
but it shouldn't have to be yours
610
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,750
if you want my attention.
611
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,000
You're incredible on the violin.
612
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,083
You ballroom dance like an angel.
613
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,709
And you're much better
than I ever was at solving puzzles.
614
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:10,000
Beatin' me at this video game
doesn't impress me.
615
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,709
You impress me. Now, I got something
616
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,917
I should've told you a long time ago.
617
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,917
Oh, my gosh!
618
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,208
[clears throat]
619
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,959
Great job, Champ! I'm proud of you.
620
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:23,458
Holy cow!
621
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,000
Thanks, Dad.
622
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,917
-[CRICKET whimpering]
-Cricket, are you crying?
623
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,875
No! [sobbing]
624
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,000
It's so beautiful!
625
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,166
♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
626
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:39,875
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
627
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,875
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
628
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:45,959
♪ Hit every branchAnd scraped up both my knees ♪
629
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:48,208
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
630
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,542
♪ Bit by a frog ♪
631
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,375
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
632
00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,709
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
633
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:56,917
♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪
634
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,667
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪
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