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I can't believe
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Why would you get in trouble at school like that
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Is if mommy doesn't have enough stuff to worry about
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Why would you say such a thing to your friend at school
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But it's not true is it
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It is very upset with you
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Come on
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Get out of the car right now
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I just went through a horrible ordeal talking to your teacher about what happened today
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You're not even going to give me an explanation
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Mommy is not your girlfriend
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How many times have I told you
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Where is the one we went through this with your imaginary friends now you have an imaginary girlfriend and it's me
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The neighbors are going to eat
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Get out of the car a fine get move over move over we're going to talk about this
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I can't even all right
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Do you understand why it's wrong
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You can't go around saying that your mother is your girlfriend
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It doesn't even make any sense
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Do you understand what I'm saying cuz it's not true with it
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Listen to me okay
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You need to not go around saying these imaginary things
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To your friends and then
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Mrs Jenkins was very upset
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She didn't know what to do
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Can you imagine if she had gone down to the principal
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But instead she told me
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Are you listening to me
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I don't think you're listening
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You know this isn't over
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I can't even tell
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What am I supposed to do
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After dinner
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We will deal with this
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But right now
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I need you to get that notion out of your head and promise not to talk to anybody
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About such a crazy ideas again
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Do you understand
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Look at me
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You know I love you
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Do you understand why I'm so upset
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Jenkins was so upset and she talked to
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I didn't say stuff like that
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I know it's
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It's been hard for both of us since your father left okay
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And I
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I understand why you would
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Play think of me kind of different
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But you just
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Thank you
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Thank you thank you for
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Calling me pretty but honey
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But honey
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These are things that are so grown up and you're not supposed to
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You got in trouble you did something wrong okay
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And so you just can't do that anymore
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Do you understand
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Honey
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Look at me
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I know what you're looking at
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Clearly have
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After dinner I want you to go straight
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I won't hear it
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Straight
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To bed
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You're not you're so much better behaved than this
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Yes I still love you
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Out of the car
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You're not asleep for you
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Thank you for coming to bed straight after dinner like I asked
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I'm sorry
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I'm sorry I had to get angry with you
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Do you understand why
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Do you know everything
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It's just the two of us now
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I need you
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Did you know what I mean
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Do things that gets Plumbing in trouble
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I know
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She don't always know what those are but you just
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You have to use
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Very very smart brain of yours
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Do you understand
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Cuz I understand
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How do I get when you
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Do you understand that it's not okay for us to feel that way about each other
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No I said you
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I said it's not
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Okay when you
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So you just keep twisting my words
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Honey honey we're talking about you
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It's not okay when we
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When you
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How are we going to deal with this
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Your father's gone
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Honey don't get upset
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Okay
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Just you and me
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We have to be there
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A try
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To talk
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I know what you mean
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You're not going to know
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Don't don't talk about me
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To your friends
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I know everybody
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Talks about their mothers but honey I just
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You were just going to we're just going to have to deal with it one thing at a time I guess
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But there are some
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Like
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To the
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Of the Earth
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To the outer space
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Back again
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It makes me happy
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To think
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That you think
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I'm
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It's good to compliment
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Will be fine
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It's just you and me
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We have fun together
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We still have fun even without
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Your father here
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You laugh and we smile and
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We
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Nothing to worry about
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Right we should be happy right now
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Are you happy
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I'm happy
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Do I have
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How to make you happy
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Stop it
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Be good
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Stop
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That's not the way it works
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I did not
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Stick it at you
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Just because my Barefoot is out stop it stop it
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You wear me out
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Do you know that
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You
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Your mommy
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Completely
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No in a good way
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So you going to go to bed now
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Because I asked you to
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What do you mean now
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I think you do
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I think you want to be tickled
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Going to bed right now mister
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Lay down under the covers
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Under the covers
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Come here
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You got 2 seconds
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If you're very good and you get in bed right now
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Do everything I say
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I will tell you
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Have a
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Bedtime story
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I know
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You're terrible
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Is it supposed to pretend they're good
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Pick another compliment
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Practice
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Tell me that my stories are good
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A lie you're not very good at it
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When you said I was pretty
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Were you just Faking It
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Cuz it sounded pretty convincing
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Thank you
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Whenever I look at you
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I
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Get into bed
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Get into bed
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Do
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Don't make me do it
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Told you not to make me
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Now what are you going to do
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Look at me
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That's not funny no
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Get in bed
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I'm not supposed to be the one in bed you are
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No I'm not going to sleep in your bed tonight I told you none of that no you have to
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Learn to be grown up so
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I'm going to take away
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What kind of strong
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You're not making it easy on me I know you're so strong
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Are you going to let
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Sign me up oh you're just going to fall asleep just like that
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Fine I can sleep all night like this yeah I'm quite
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It's not a problem
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That is what I sound like when I'm asleep
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Tickle me there
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Stop it stop it come here bedtime do you remember
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Remember bedtime
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I could make up something good about
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Fairies dragons dragons no
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Game of Thrones
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What you
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Alexa stop complimenting me before bed now you're just doing that so that you don't have to go to bed
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I know you you're my son and
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I know you don't want to go to bed and you're just saying that
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What my shoulders
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Please don't like shoulders
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You're making things up now
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What are you doing
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Why don't you
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Lay down next to me go to sleep
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It's time for you to go to sleep
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Okay close your eyes
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Quiet
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Go to sleep
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I'm asleep are you asleep
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Love you
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Stop I thought you were asleep
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I thought you were you happy fooled what are you going to do
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Are you going to let me get up off your bed now you're just going to
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Play if your mother Bend that's not very polite
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Honey once you get off me please
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I can't go anywhere until you do
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Put tingling me I can feel it
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You're tickling me you know where
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Show me your hands
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Send what's tickling me
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Honey get off me
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Because there's something strange going on
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My little boy
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What are you doing I love you too
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I'll take a nap with you
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Like when you were a little baby and you couldn't sleep and then I would sleep
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Play next to you
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Go to sleep okay that's okay isn't it
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Can you say I have a red mark Batman
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Go to sleep please
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You can
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Give me a hug if you want to you know
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You really do look like your father
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In your eyes and your nose
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When you're getting so big
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Oh God
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Stop tickling me
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Come here cuz you're my son and I can still give you kisses because you're not that
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Big yet see do it anyway even if I don't have
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I want two
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You're warm
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When did that happen
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I can't take it off cuz it would all fall off
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No old lady
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You moved away that's not funny
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What are you doing
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What are you doing
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Oh you're heavy
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It is kind of early to go to bed is
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Sorry about that but if I don't if you don't start listening to what I tell you
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Tell you then when you get older I will never get you to behave well I
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Why don't you give
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Yes cuz I like your little kisses
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Return to call me again
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Yes I can
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Because I'm the one in charge
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See what I mean
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I told you to
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Are you going to go to bed now
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You're sleepy
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What if I tickle you here
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I found something
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Your hand
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You put it under your bum
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But you are
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I can't believe you got
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Play me again
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I'm the best Tickler in the world
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You can't
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Stop
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What's this what's your other hand I know it is
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I'm sorry
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I didn't mean to text you later
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I didn't mean to
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Sorry
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Now what are you going to do you're not stronger than me yet
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And I can prove it to you
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Play Holding YouTube
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Never going to get to sleep
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Yes where are you
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What why are you looking at me so funny
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What are you doing
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Yes
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Very big and strong but you don't have to prove it to me I know you are
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00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:36,064
What are you doing honey
291
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:48,864
Honey
292
00:35:54,240 --> 00:36:00,384
Can I show you something
293
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:23,584
Thank you
294
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:42,784
I can feel you
295
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:49,184
No not
296
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:55,584
Do you know what that
297
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:01,984
That is how do you know what that is baby this one right here
298
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Is that okay
299
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:40,384
What about
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00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:18,784
Can I help you just like that
301
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Give me my baby
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So good I feel so good
303
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:39,584
I want to look at me
304
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:45,984
All of me look at me do you think I'm pretty
305
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Are you going to come inside me
306
00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:30,783
Are safe and warm safe and warm
307
00:42:31,039 --> 00:42:37,183
From my darling safe and warm for you come on
308
00:42:56,639 --> 00:43:02,783
You're making me feel really really good right now you know how I can tell
309
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:28,383
Can you tell me everywhere all around you honey be careful okay
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00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:34,783
Not too hard
311
00:43:41,439 --> 00:43:47,583
No you didn't hear me come here
312
00:43:54,239 --> 00:44:00,383
What time does it happens fast what's your first time
313
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:13,183
First timer
314
00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:25,983
I'm sorry
315
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:32,383
I'm
316
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:37,759
Sorry
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