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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, ma, remember this?
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"June 17th. Dear Diary,
my prom's tomorrow night
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and still no word
from David Sole.
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Hope I don't wind up
with some loser.
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June 18th.
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Val and I decide not to get
each other corsages."
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Ma, you know, you're eating
butter right out of the tub.
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That's right.
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It's the bread
that puts the weight on.
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It's my new diet. See?
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Ice cream, no cone.
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Cheesecake, no crust.
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Stick, no Dove bar.
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Sweetheart, what do you
want
with all these old diaries
anyway?
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Well, actually,
my therapist said that
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I should get to the root
of the problems that plague
me.
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So naturally, I came to see you.
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Thanks.
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But I don't even know
what your problem is.
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Over 30, not married.
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You know, my therapist
is making me realize
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that I don't need to be
married
to feel good about myself.
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That's nice.
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Why don't you book
an appointment
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on New Year's Eve,
when you're alone?
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You know, ma, finding a man
is your dream for me,
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but it isn't mine anymore.
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Dr. Miller says that
I should go out of the house
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without makeup on.
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I should
even tell people my real age.
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What else does this genius
have to say?
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I don't know.
I blacked out after that.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing to theSheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed thatthe girl we've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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I can't believe
you told your mother
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you were giving up men.
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-What did she do?
-Well, she tried to swallow
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a whole rotisserie chicken
in her mouth like a python.
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Maybe you should have told her
when she wasn't eating.
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[SCOFFS] Oy!
You try and catch lightning
in a bottle.
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Oh, no, no, no. Don't mind me.
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I just seem to have misplaced
something I need rather badly.
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-Oh?
-What does it look like,
sir?
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Well, it's a large,
gray overstuffed butler.
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I asked for these an hour ago.
You're fired.
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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I should have been
more attentive to my duty.
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I don't know how you put up
with... Oh, bite me.
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Oh, I've got to hurry home
and get on the Internet.
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I have met
the most fabulous man online.
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-Oh! What's his name?
-I don't know.
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We go by screen names.
His is Porsche Puppy.
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You're Good and Plenty?
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I am so embarrassed.
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The things I said.
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The things he said...
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You know, he's got quite a
vocabulary for a 15-year-old.
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Oh, cheer up.
You should be happy
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someone's still interested
in those old floppy disks.
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Oh, poor, Ms. Babcock.
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You must feel like
the biggest loser
in the world right now.
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Why don't you come out
with me and Val tonight?
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We'll change all that.
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Nanny Fine,
give me one good reason
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I should go out with you.
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'Cause you just broke up
with a guy that still sees
a pediatrician.
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[MOUTHING] Yep.
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[♪♪♪]
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[COUGHING]
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I got one.
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You need a man
to hook up
speakers.
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Oh! That's a good one.
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Putting together book shelves
from Home Depot.
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Oh, yeah.
[COUGHS]
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Helping
with the shopping and cooking.
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Doing heavy laundry.
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I'm sorry. I just know
from Jewish men.
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You know, coming here
was a great idea.
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You're a lot smarter
than you look, Nanny Fine.
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Well, I should hope so.
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Look at those men over
there
staring at us smoke.
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It's not very feminine. I
wonder
why it turns them on so much?
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Hi.
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Oh, if you don't mind,
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we're having
a girls' night
only.
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-Who you interested in?
-Her.
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Yeah. Girls' night only, bub.
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That's too bad, I saw you
from across the room,
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-and I was gonna...
-Catch you later.
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[LAUGHS]
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What's so funny?
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Oh, I just remembered
something Porsche Puppy said.
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[♪♪♪]
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Excuse me, sir.
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I'm leaving now,
as per your firing me.
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Just save your apologies.
I can take this abuse no
longer.
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-Just bring my bloody lunch
in.
-Good to be back, sir.
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Where's Ms. Fine?
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She's out with Ms. Babcock.
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You know, our two
single independent women.
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When you sent Ms. Fine
to therapy,
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you never thought
how it would affect me.
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Ms. Babcock should be here.
She's my home entertainment
center.
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Niles, can you get me a drink?
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Happy hour doesn't start
till you go home. See, it
just
doesn't work with her.
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Look, would you stop
complaining?
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Ms. Fine
giving up men is a godsend.
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But sir, you're a man,
despite
the way you dribble a ball
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and those bath beads
you like so much.
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This is not about me.
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Ms. Fine giving up
her urge to be in a
relationship
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is the best thing for her.
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No more rushing
into romances,
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no more getting
her poor heart broken.
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No more nudging you to
make a commitment.
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Yeah, I know.
Isn't it wonderful?
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The best part of it is,
it's all the doctor's idea.
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There's no way
I can be blamed for this.
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I blame you for this.
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I don't know
who the bigger nut is,
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that shrink for telling her
she doesn't need to get
married.
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Or you for paying for it.
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Tell her that you can't
afford it, that you're
broke.
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Well, she'll never believe
that.
He's worth millions.
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Have you ever thought
of investing in a bagel
nosh
in Boca?
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I know a couple
that could run it for you.
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Sylvia, look,
your daughter has reevaluated
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her goals in life,
and we're just gonna
have to support her.
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Why?
She doesn't support my goals
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that she get married,
have children...
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See her picture in this frame.
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That's my family.
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Hello?
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Oy, I am so upset.
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I don't know whether
this is Muenster or Jack.
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Sylvia. Sylvia, listen to me.
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You're going to have to give
your daughter room to grow
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or you're gonna risk
alienating her.
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How could I be so stupid?
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This is cheddar
with port-wine marbling.
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay.
One question, little buddy.
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Do you think this
leather jacket
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is a little too come-hither
for a gay club?
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Well, personally,
I have problems
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with tall blond Aryans
in leather jackets.
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What makes you think
the place is a gay
club?
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Why, I heard
your mother scream at you
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for pursuing
a sick alternative
lifestyle.
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Oh, she just meant
being single.
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Oh, do you have to know
every bloody thing
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that's going on in this house?
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You're like a fishwife.
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Okay, Dad.
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They're going
to a blues bar with Val.
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C.C.'s treating to a cab.
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Now, the boots that I want
are on hold at Bergdorf's.
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-[CLEARS THROAT]
-You know, If we change our
hair
appointments to the same day,
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we can talk under the dryers.
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-You know what, Nanny Fine?
-What?
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I'm not even gonna take
my purse.
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I don't need
my perfume or my makeup.
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I'm not primping for a man.
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You know what?
I don't need my purse either.
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Let's go.
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You know what, wait a minute.
I just need one thing in here.
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Just one minute here.
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I gotta have
this and my credit card.
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I'm gonna just take that.
And then a couple more things.
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I can't really live
without them.
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You know what? I can't do
this.
I can't...
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Na, I'm not ready for this
yet,
that's all.
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-[DOORBELL RINGS]
-Oh, I'll get it.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Listen, I can't go out
with you tonight
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and celebrate
that we don't need men.
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-Why?
-Because I got one.
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Bye, Val. Have fun.
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Well, looks like it's just
you and me, Ms. Babcock.
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-More no men for us.
-Yeah.
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Chandler,
what are you doing here?
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I just stopped by
to drop off these contracts.
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All right, that's a lie.
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I own three Broadway theaters.
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I don't need to deliver
my own contracts, I just...
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wanted to catch one more
glimpse
of that smooth white skin.
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Oh, well, Maxwell's English.
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You know,
they all have that milky...
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Oh, me?
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I know this is kind of
last-minute, but...
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Do you think you could
join me for dinner tonight?
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Well, Chandler,
it's 8:30 on a Saturday night.
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Yes.
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Well, good night
and thank you very much.
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Boy, I hope she's not planning
on getting lucky tonight.
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-Why not?
-'Cause she took my purse.
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The only protection
I got in there
is a picture of ma.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Okay, how about this one?
You win the lottery,
get struck by lightning
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and you're invited
to the White House
by President Perot?
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No, no.
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The odds of Val and Ms. Babcock
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both having boyfriends
is still higher.
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I suppose
we should be happy for them.
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-But who is?
-Ah, screw 'em.
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You know, they're going out
on another double date
tonight.
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They asked me to join them,
but... I don't wanna be
a fifth wheel.
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Oh, if I were you, I would go.
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-Really?
-Of course.
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Remember,
when a tire goes out on a
car,
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they need that fifth wheel.
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-What's that mean?
-I don't know.
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I'm depressed about Ms.
Babcock.
I've been in the brandy.
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Oh, what is wrong with me?
I can hold my own without a
man.
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I'm an independent,
self-sufficient woman.
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You know what?
I'm gonna march right down
there
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and order me a lobster.
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-A lobster?
-I'll bat my eyes a few
times.
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The boys will pick up the check.
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Oh, where's Ms. Fine?
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She's stepping out with my baby.
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I was gonna cheer her up.
243
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,476
I made reservations for the
two
of us at La Côte Basque.
244
00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:46,176
Oh, well, never mind.
245
00:12:46,209 --> 00:12:49,043
-What are you doing tonight?
-Oh, nothing sir.
246
00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:50,226
-Free as a bird.
-Oh, good.
247
00:12:50,259 --> 00:12:52,309
Cancel my reservations
and make me a taco.
248
00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,393
[♪♪♪]
249
00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:04,043
Now, before we dig in,
I just want to say this
evening
is on me.
250
00:13:04,373 --> 00:13:05,193
Oh, no, no, no.
251
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:07,543
Say something.
252
00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:09,376
Can I order
the really big shrimp?
253
00:13:12,203 --> 00:13:13,443
Why don't I choose a wine?
254
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,409
Hi.
255
00:13:16,443 --> 00:13:18,393
But not that one.
256
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:21,226
-Hi.
-Hi.
257
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,409
We were beginning to hope...
think you wouldn't come.
258
00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:27,426
I'll just sit on the side
here.
Just move over,
just a little bit.
259
00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:29,226
I don't take up a lot of room.
260
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:34,326
I don't know why we haven't
done this before, Ms. Babcock.
261
00:13:34,359 --> 00:13:36,703
Me neither, Val.
262
00:13:36,143 --> 00:13:37,376
Salud.
263
00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:41,443
That's why.
264
00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:50,476
Good garlic toast.
265
00:13:57,309 --> 00:14:00,203
You know, next time
we all go out together,
we should try
266
00:14:00,543 --> 00:14:01,443
the Chinese restaurant
next door.
267
00:14:01,476 --> 00:14:03,493
That's the real McCoy.
268
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,476
Full of Jews.
269
00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:15,393
Oh, the cheese
is just a little
clumpy.
270
00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:17,703
Maybe we should order
our entrées.
271
00:14:17,143 --> 00:14:19,159
Oh, good. That's a good idea.
Yeah, let's order.
272
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,409
Wait, someone
must be sitting on my menu.
273
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,359
-FRAN: Oh? No, no.
-VAL: Oh, no.
274
00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:28,873
Fran. Fran.
275
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,443
-CHANDLER: Are you all right?
-Yes, okay. I'm okay.
276
00:14:30,476 --> 00:14:33,176
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Go back to your calamari.
277
00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:34,326
Nothing to see here.
278
00:14:34,359 --> 00:14:37,359
-Why don't I sit on the end?
-Oh, okay.
279
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:40,443
-Thanks. Thank you. Thanks.
-Okay.
280
00:14:40,476 --> 00:14:43,193
How embarrassing.
281
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:46,393
Okay. Here we go. All right.
282
00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:50,543
Now, let's see. Hmm.
283
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,493
Dinner for two.
Chateaubriand for two.
284
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:58,476
That's for two. What is this?
A restaurant or an ark?
285
00:14:58,509 --> 00:15:01,526
You know Fran, I think that guy
over there is flirting with you.
286
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:03,393
Look, he's waving,
he's pointing.
287
00:15:03,426 --> 00:15:06,543
Oh, Val, I so don't care.
288
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,543
Why does a man think
just because a woman is alone
289
00:15:09,873 --> 00:15:11,043
that she instantly
wants a companion?
290
00:15:11,373 --> 00:15:12,276
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
291
00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:14,293
-Excuse me.
-Yes?
292
00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:17,243
There's a candle behind you,
and I think your hair's on
fire.
293
00:15:19,426 --> 00:15:23,376
Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.
Everything's okay. Okay.
294
00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:25,343
Stop hitting me, Val.
295
00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:30,293
-Okay.
-I think this
garlic bread's burned
296
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:32,226
or got smoked cheese
or something.
297
00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:33,526
Oh, right, right.
298
00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:39,143
I just thought it was hot
because I'm sitting next to
you.
299
00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:42,373
Oh, stop.
300
00:15:47,176 --> 00:15:49,426
[WHISTLING]
301
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,409
Maximum capacity 140.
302
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:19,176
[EURYTHMICS
"WOULD I LIE TO YOU" PLAYING]
303
00:16:20,259 --> 00:16:23,193
-Care to dance?
-I would.
304
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:26,243
How about it, Val?
Would you like to dance?
305
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,193
Well, I don't want to leave
Fran sitting here all
by herself.
306
00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:31,493
Oh, no, it's okay, honey.
Go ahead. Have fun.
307
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:33,409
-All right.
-You know what?
308
00:16:33,443 --> 00:16:36,409
-I could dance by myself.
-Yeah.
309
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:38,393
That's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
310
00:16:38,426 --> 00:16:42,259
♪♪ Oh yeahWould I lie to you honey? ♪♪
311
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,543
♪♪ No, no, no ♪♪
312
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,409
♪♪ Now would I say somethingthat wasn't true? ♪♪
313
00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:52,159
♪♪ I'm asking you sugarWould I lie to you? ♪♪
314
00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:54,176
♪♪ My friends - know... ♪♪
315
00:16:54,209 --> 00:16:58,543
[GLORIA ESTEFAN'S
"ANYTHING FOR YOU" PLAYING]
♪♪ Not here ♪♪
316
00:16:59,243 --> 00:17:02,426
♪♪ In spite of it all ♪♪
317
00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:06,203
♪♪ I've learned so muchfrom you ♪♪
318
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,343
♪♪ You made me strong ♪♪
319
00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:12,259
♪♪ Don't you ever thinkthat I don't love you ♪♪
320
00:17:12,293 --> 00:17:15,443
♪♪ That for one minuteI forgot you ♪♪
321
00:17:15,476 --> 00:17:19,043
♪♪ But sometimesthings don't work out right♪♪
322
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,426
♪♪ And you just have tosay goodbye... ♪♪
323
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:25,426
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-No, that's all right.
324
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,476
We're staying
at the airport Hilton.
325
00:17:34,343 --> 00:17:37,203
[♪♪♪]
326
00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:42,873
I mean, what do we really know
about this Chandler fellow
327
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,043
Ms. Babcock's so fond of?
328
00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:47,176
Mm. Where did that
psychiatrist
get his degree?
329
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:48,426
That's what I'd like to know.
330
00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:50,526
Gin.
331
00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:56,373
I mean, what kind of an
imbecile
encourages a single woman
332
00:17:56,703 --> 00:18:00,159
to go out with two couples
like some kind of a fifth
wheel?
333
00:18:01,326 --> 00:18:03,459
Yes, it's madness, sir.
334
00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:09,209
I sent her to that
psychiatrist
to stop this dating lunacy
335
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:11,476
and get her to spend more time
here with me.
336
00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:13,293
Well, the children, you know.
337
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,526
Oh, gin.
338
00:18:17,373 --> 00:18:19,543
It's time you went
to bed, Brighton.
339
00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:21,193
Okay. Well here's
what you guys owe me.
340
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:24,373
He's a good card player.
341
00:18:25,243 --> 00:18:27,176
Oh well, he learned it from me.
342
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:29,309
-Well, good night, sir.
-Yeah, good night.
343
00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:30,509
Oh, listen, Niles,
344
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,143
I was thinking,
tomorrow is Saturday.
345
00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:37,209
-Do you have any plans?
-Why?
346
00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:39,526
You want me
to move the piano upstairs?
347
00:18:40,509 --> 00:18:44,343
Snake the drains
in all the bathrooms?
348
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:47,176
Well actually, I was gonna
ask you to join me at the club
for brunch,
349
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,443
but if you're gonna
have that attitude,
350
00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:51,159
you can just stay home,
and heat yourself
a bloody Pizza Pocket.
351
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,476
Uh, bye.
352
00:18:57,509 --> 00:19:01,543
Yeah... no, no, no.
I can't tomorrow.
353
00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:03,393
Oh, go home, you zanies.
354
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:08,243
Oh, those four,
just party, party, party.
355
00:19:08,276 --> 00:19:11,326
But, you know,
I gotta get up in the
morning.
356
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,493
-So, what?
You had a good time, Ms. Fine?
-Need you ask?
357
00:19:14,526 --> 00:19:18,703
Does this look like the face
of
a person that had a bad time?
358
00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:23,159
I had a fabulous time.
Why do you think I've been out
half the night?
359
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:25,426
Well, Ms. Fine, it's only 8:15.
360
00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:29,159
I had a horrible time.
361
00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:34,276
Oh, Ms. Fine, there, there.
362
00:19:34,309 --> 00:19:37,309
You know, Ms. Fine,
it's a very brave thing you
did.
363
00:19:38,226 --> 00:19:39,426
Just after Sara died,
364
00:19:39,459 --> 00:19:43,176
when I had to venture out
on my own for the first time,
365
00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:47,043
just me and my butler
and my chauffeur...
366
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:52,326
Well, the point is...
the point is, Ms. Fine,
367
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,443
this independence takes time.
368
00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:58,143
I'll tell you what.
369
00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:00,476
Just for now,
why don't we practice
370
00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:03,309
being on our own together?
371
00:20:04,393 --> 00:20:06,243
On our own together?
372
00:20:07,243 --> 00:20:08,426
That could work.
373
00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:13,203
-What are you playing?
-Solitaire.
374
00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:14,176
Can I play too?
375
00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:15,209
Uh, well, actually Ms. Fine,
376
00:20:15,243 --> 00:20:16,493
it's a game for one
person to...
377
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:20,143
Oh, all right. Go on. Have a go.
378
00:20:21,426 --> 00:20:24,226
Oh, well, here's
your whole problem, mister.
379
00:20:24,259 --> 00:20:26,243
You got a king
over here by himself
380
00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:29,293
and you got a queen over there
alone like a dog.
381
00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:33,426
Put your queen
on top of your king
382
00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:35,326
and watch what happens.
383
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,873
-Over there.
-All right.
384
00:20:39,159 --> 00:20:41,193
-Okay. Yes.
-Move that over there.
385
00:20:41,226 --> 00:20:42,359
-All right.
-Okay.
386
00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:45,409
Oh, now we're getting
some action, you see?
387
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:48,259
All right. And I'm done.
388
00:20:49,309 --> 00:20:51,426
See how fast I finished?
389
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,209
And you wonder
why you're playing solitaire.
390
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,243
When I snap my fingers...
391
00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:16,226
you will no longer try to
fix
your daughter up with men.
392
00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:20,043
You will no longer be obsessed
with her getting married.
393
00:21:22,309 --> 00:21:26,043
And you'll have a burning
desire
to move to Boca.
394
00:21:29,526 --> 00:21:32,493
Fran,
I just had a fabulous idea.
395
00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:34,343
It came to me in a dream.
396
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,426
What, ma?
397
00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:38,176
You'll get married in Boca.
398
00:21:42,476 --> 00:21:45,409
All right.
This session's on me.
399
00:21:47,176 --> 00:21:49,293
[♪♪♪]
400
00:21:56,226 --> 00:21:59,326
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