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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,833 >> Welcome back, motherfuckers. 2 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:36,233 I am the supreme originator. 3 00:00:36,233 --> 00:00:38,533 The number-one innovator. 4 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:41,100 And I am sick and tired of you 5 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:45,000 motherfucking player haters. 6 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,433 It's been a long God damn time, 7 00:00:48,433 --> 00:00:50,133 but I am back. 8 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:54,033 Yes, I am back on the scene. 9 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:57,467 Now sit down and relax 10 00:00:57,467 --> 00:00:59,967 and screw your wig on tight. 11 00:00:59,967 --> 00:01:02,200 Now get ready to take a trip 12 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,733 with me. 13 00:01:03,733 --> 00:01:09,067 Yes, me, the bad ass Dolemite. 14 00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:10,667 [ Explosion ] 15 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:15,167 [ Shouting ] 16 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,767 Keep it real. 17 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:19,767 [ R&B music plays ] 18 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:43,500 There he is! 19 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,133 Pull over. 20 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:45,600 I get give points for this 21 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,067 motherfucker. 22 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:49,067 >> He's thinking he's sweet, 23 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,467 look at him. 24 00:02:51,467 --> 00:02:52,500 >> We work for Mr. Green 25 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,900 and you know God damn well 26 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,433 you never put the money in. 27 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:56,700 Turn the money in and in return 28 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:57,533 you'll get our shit. 29 00:02:57,533 --> 00:02:59,767 This is only a lesson. 30 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:06,433 Hey, look, I'm going to go 31 00:03:06,433 --> 00:03:06,967 to the bathroom. 32 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:09,067 I'll be right back. 33 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,433 Peace. 34 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,267 >> What you doin', man? 35 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:14,233 >> I'm having a good time. 36 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:15,067 >> You goin' to be dancing 37 00:03:15,067 --> 00:03:15,633 with my girl now? 38 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:16,433 >> It's a free country. 39 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:17,100 I'll dance with whoever 40 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:17,600 I want to. 41 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:18,067 >> Oh, you hard? 42 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:18,900 >> Yeah, whatever you want 43 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:19,367 to call it. 44 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:19,867 >> Oh, you hard? 45 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,067 >> Yeah. 46 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,500 >> You hard? 47 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,500 >> Yeah. 48 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,467 [ Gunshots ] 49 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,667 [ Police siren ] 50 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:46,433 >> Look at his big, soft ass. 51 00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:47,800 I could smoke that mark 52 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,867 right now. 53 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:49,900 >> Ain't no point. 54 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,067 >> Shit, there is to me. 55 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,600 I don't know 'bout y'all. 56 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,067 >> What the fuck y'all 57 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,267 waiting on then? 58 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:56,800 Let's do this. 59 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,767 [ Gunshots ] 60 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,600 [ Tires squeal ] 61 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,767 >> Yeah, they on their way. 62 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:29,500 Yeah, Tritty the only 63 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,467 one scrapped. 64 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:35,400 >> Let them punks in. 65 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,300 >> Come in. 66 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,667 What can I do for you? 67 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:40,300 >> Ah, Boo. 68 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,633 You remember me, don't you? 69 00:04:42,633 --> 00:04:44,467 >> I remember everybody, Money. 70 00:04:44,467 --> 00:04:45,567 What did you come in here for? 71 00:04:45,567 --> 00:04:47,267 >> For my money, man. 72 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:48,200 You owe us a little fatty. 73 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,067 What's happening? 74 00:04:52,267 --> 00:04:54,067 >> There you go, pal. 75 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,167 >> What the fuck is this? 76 00:04:59,167 --> 00:04:59,933 Where's the rest of my money, 77 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:00,767 man? 78 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,067 You owe me a lot more than this, 79 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:03,067 homie, what's up? 80 00:05:03,067 --> 00:05:04,400 >> That's it, pal. 81 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,233 Take it and get the fuck out. 82 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:08,333 Oh, and by the way, 83 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:10,067 leave your strap at the desk. 84 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:10,900 You're fired. 85 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:11,400 >> Fired? 86 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,667 What you mean, nigga? 87 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:13,933 >> You talkin' about Tritty? 88 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:14,567 It ain't, Blue, man. 89 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:16,133 Where the fuck is the money, 90 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:16,733 man? 91 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:17,933 People like me gotta pay bills 92 00:05:17,933 --> 00:05:19,233 and shit, dawg. 93 00:05:19,233 --> 00:05:19,767 >> When I ask you 94 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:21,667 to take somebody out, 95 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:22,733 I don't mean you showcasing 96 00:05:22,733 --> 00:05:25,567 a driveby. 97 00:05:25,567 --> 00:05:27,300 It makes me look bad. 98 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:28,600 >> The motherfucker is dead, 99 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,333 ain't he? 100 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:30,533 The job is done. 101 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:31,933 >> But now you've got 5-O 102 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:34,567 breathing down my neck, fool. 103 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:35,367 Now take your shit 104 00:05:35,367 --> 00:05:36,633 and get the fuck out. 105 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:37,633 I got things to do. 106 00:05:37,633 --> 00:05:38,367 >> Oh, no, no. 107 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:39,200 This conversation 108 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,733 ain't over, Blue. 109 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:41,133 Me and you, 110 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,500 we have things to talk about. 111 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,867 Oh, yeah, a lot more to talk 112 00:05:43,867 --> 00:05:45,067 about. 113 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:47,100 I'll be seeing you, Blue. 114 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,500 All of y'all. 115 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,600 I'm keeping my strap, nigga. 116 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,767 I don't ever leave without my 117 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:51,800 strap. 118 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,933 See you later, Blue. 119 00:05:54,933 --> 00:05:56,800 >> Think quick, Blue. 120 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,700 We'll pop your ass over there. 121 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,900 >> Bye. 122 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,767 Dennis, Jackson follow them. 123 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:07,667 I think they just had 124 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,133 a bad accident. 125 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:10,267 >> [ Laughing ] 126 00:06:10,267 --> 00:06:11,067 Got you, boss. 127 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:13,367 >> And they didn't survive. 128 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,933 >> We gotta find more work, 129 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:25,733 baby. 130 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:31,300 >> Chump change. Come on, man. 131 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:32,667 Shoot or raise, boy. 132 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:33,467 >> What you waitin' on, man? 133 00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:34,733 >> Shoot it. You think anyone... 134 00:06:34,733 --> 00:06:37,500 >> Yeah, shut up, nigga. 135 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,200 [ Arguing ] 136 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,767 >> Give me the dice. 137 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,433 >> ...my cards, man. 138 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:43,133 >> Shit, man. 139 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:43,900 Lay some more money down on the 140 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,067 street. 141 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:47,233 >> Shoot it, man, shoot it. 142 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:48,633 >> Break yourself. 143 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:50,867 >> Yo, Trigger. 144 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:53,300 Yo, Trigger! 145 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:54,933 >> What the fuck you want, 146 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:55,767 nigga? 147 00:06:55,767 --> 00:06:56,533 You better break up outta here 148 00:06:56,533 --> 00:06:57,833 before I smack you, fool. 149 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,067 >> Come here. 150 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:01,700 >> Can't you see I'm busy? 151 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,967 >> I've got a message from Blue. 152 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,933 >> Who? 153 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:08,900 [ Automatic gunfire ] 154 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,200 >> It's me, your sister Janice. 155 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,700 Well, I had to call. 156 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,600 We need you here. 157 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,467 Things are bad. 158 00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:30,567 >> How bad are they, honey? 159 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:31,500 >> Baggy pants wearing 160 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,667 stupid fools, they bringing 161 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:33,967 the neighborhood down. 162 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:35,167 Settin' a terrible example 163 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:36,800 for the young people. 164 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,333 >> Well, what do you want me 165 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,367 to do, honey, about it? 166 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,067 What about the police? 167 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:42,133 >> Oh, no, the police 168 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:44,333 have their hands full. 169 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,167 >> My boys have been 170 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:46,400 wanting to come to the States 171 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,367 for a good while. 172 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,167 I'm going to give them 173 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:50,933 a vacation. 174 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,067 >> Oh, you will? 175 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:52,967 >> Yes. 176 00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:53,733 >> Ah. 177 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:56,600 >> We'll be on the next flight. 178 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,100 >> Okay, I'll see you 179 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,433 when you get here. 180 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:06,267 >> It's now time to give, 181 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:07,933 praise the Lord. 182 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:09,467 The more you give, 183 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,900 the more you shall receive. 184 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,500 Praise the Lord. 185 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,367 >> I have what I'll give! 186 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:18,633 >> George, sit your ass down. 187 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:20,067 One hundred dollars? 188 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,067 I'll bless you when we get home. 189 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,233 Praise the Lord. 190 00:08:23,233 --> 00:08:26,667 >> Amen. 191 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,833 >> Good afternoon, 192 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:28,667 ladies and gentlemen. 193 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:30,133 This is your captain speaking. 194 00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:31,967 Welcome to the United States. 195 00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,133 On the behalf of African 196 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,533 Airlines and the entire crew, 197 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:35,467 we'd like to thank you 198 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:36,833 for flying with us. 199 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,333 Have a pleasant stay here 200 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,433 in Los Angeles, California. 201 00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:53,067 >> What up, Reverend? 202 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,533 Holy shit, you really scared 203 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:55,633 the hell out of me. 204 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:57,200 Oh, forgive me, Lord. 205 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,900 Uh, how can I help you 206 00:08:58,900 --> 00:08:59,633 gentlemen today? 207 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:00,933 >> We didn't mean to scare you, 208 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:02,233 but what you can do for us 209 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,667 is relieve yourself 210 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:04,633 of that case. 211 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:06,267 >> That's the church offerings. 212 00:09:06,267 --> 00:09:07,067 The Lord wouldn't want you 213 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,200 to do this, my sons. 214 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,100 >> Give up the case, 215 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,733 you phony ass nigga. 216 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:12,300 Besides, I ain't gonna 217 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,467 tell the Lord if you ain't. 218 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:15,467 Let's roll, homes. 219 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,933 >> Oh, Lord. 220 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:34,800 >> Hey, sucka. 221 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,133 Move this bitch out of my way! 222 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,067 >> Give the case back! 223 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:39,200 >> Back my ass. 224 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:39,967 Now you move this fucker 225 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,133 or I'll blow it up. 226 00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:43,067 >> Give the case back! 227 00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:44,667 [ Electric shocks ] 228 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:45,900 >> Oh, shit! 229 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,100 Oh, shit! 230 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,867 >> God damn. 231 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:55,567 >> What's going on? 232 00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:57,367 What's going on, man? 233 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,167 >> Ask Marvin Gaye, 234 00:09:59,167 --> 00:10:00,800 motherfucker. 235 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,900 >> Oh, shit. 236 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,067 >> Forget about the case, man. 237 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,233 Let's go! 238 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,667 >> My case! 239 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,833 Thank you, Lord! 240 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,333 >> You're welcome, Reverend. 241 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,200 [ Laughing ] 242 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:47,767 [ Doorbell ] 243 00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:48,867 >> Cal, would you get that, 244 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:49,700 please? 245 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,933 Thank you, baby. 246 00:10:54,733 --> 00:10:55,900 >> Miss Janice, 247 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,600 there's someone here to see you. 248 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,500 >> Ah! 249 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,900 Hey, baby! 250 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:04,067 Thanks for coming to my place! 251 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:04,733 This is what I was 252 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:05,600 talking about, look. 253 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,733 We do after school 254 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,633 sessions here. 255 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,233 We do all kinds of classes. 256 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,900 >> This is just what I need. 257 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,567 [ Shouting ] 258 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,700 >> Oh, how do you like your 259 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:25,433 chauffeur? 260 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:27,467 >> I got what I like 261 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:29,467 and I like what I see and I want 262 00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:30,833 to thank you for bringing her 263 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,833 because you know what I like, 264 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:33,833 baby. 265 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:34,800 >> All right, let me show you 266 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,133 around. 267 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:40,433 Everybody, remember me 268 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,067 speaking of my brother? 269 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:45,233 Well, here he is, Dolemite! 270 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,933 >> Thank you. 271 00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:52,967 Sisters and brothers, 272 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:55,167 my sister called me 273 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,400 all the way from Africa 274 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,600 to come here to help you 275 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,200 all take the community back 276 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,567 from the thugs, cutthroats, 277 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:07,333 and gangbangers. 278 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:10,900 I brought my two sons with me 279 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,433 and they are specialists 280 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:14,300 in martial arts training. 281 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,967 They will teach you 282 00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:18,233 how to defend yourself, 283 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:19,600 but I don't want you to use 284 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,400 the art in the wrong way. 285 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,133 When we teach you this art, 286 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,433 it is not for you 287 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,767 to go out here and pick fights. 288 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:29,133 So I got something to show you. 289 00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:30,900 So brothers and sisters, 290 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:34,733 I want you all to watch this. 291 00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,233 So if I can do all of that 292 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,133 at my age, 293 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:02,233 I know you all can do it better. 294 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,900 So keep it real. 295 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,900 >> Girls, your Uncle Dolemite 296 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,167 is here. 297 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,433 I asked him to come here. 298 00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,267 Something has happened and... 299 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,733 I'll just let him tell you. 300 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:30,333 >> Girls, your mother asked me 301 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,900 to come here. 302 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:32,567 She asked me 303 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,067 to come here for a reason. 304 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,800 Because when the streets 305 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,600 were bad twenty-five years ago, 306 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,433 before you all were born, 307 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,300 I always straightened it out. 308 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,933 She said, "Brother, come." 309 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:45,833 So I am back to see 310 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,600 that young ladies like you 311 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,467 all will be able 312 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:53,133 to walk the streets in peace. 313 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,167 >> Why do you have to go? 314 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,367 How come you can't just leave it 315 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,333 to the police? 316 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,700 >> The police is the last ones 317 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,067 to take care of situations 318 00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,133 like this. 319 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,167 >> Please Uncle Dolemite, 320 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,200 please promise us 321 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,500 you'll come back safe. 322 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,400 >> Dolemite knows 323 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,967 not everything. 324 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,167 >> Promise me! 325 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,267 >> I promise with every breath 326 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,400 in my body, I promise. 327 00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,333 I promise. 328 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,067 I promise. 329 00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:33,600 I'm looking for Officer Blakely. 330 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,333 By the way, is he still working 331 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,633 in your department? 332 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:41,467 Downtown? 333 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,167 Undercover? 334 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,433 Captain, did I understand 335 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,733 you to say he was 336 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,433 working undercover? 337 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,067 Well, thank you. 338 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,833 Thank you very much. 339 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,800 [ Punches landing ] 340 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,067 >> Yo, where you going with my 341 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:11,800 radio, you piece of shit? 342 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,300 I'm talking to you. 343 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,400 I said where you going 344 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,633 with my radio? 345 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,200 I said stop! 346 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,667 [ Gunshot ] 347 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,700 >> Sounds like you guys 348 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,467 havin' a bad day. 349 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,567 >> Bad day? 350 00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:31,833 Give me the fucking radio, 351 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,100 you old piece of shit. 352 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,400 >> You want this radio? 353 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,433 >> Yeah, I want your fucking 354 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,467 radio. 355 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:46,800 >> Shoot him! 356 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,233 Shoot him, shoot him! 357 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,200 >> What the hell is goin' on? 358 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,633 And what is your name anyway, 359 00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:26,800 man? 360 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,067 >> Who wants to know? 361 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:30,267 >> I want to know who you are 362 00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:32,100 and what is going on down here. 363 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:32,933 Any man that can 364 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:34,200 shoot like you... 365 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,167 You remind me of that Chicago 366 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,433 detective named Two-Gun Pete. 367 00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:39,500 >> Well, for your information 368 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,900 they call me Blakely. 369 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,533 >> Blakely! 370 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,233 God damn! 371 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,233 Blakely, Blakely, Blakely! 372 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,167 I've been looking 373 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,400 for your ass all over town. 374 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,867 >> Who are you? 375 00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,067 >> I am Dolemite, 376 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,933 the bad Dolemite. 377 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,233 >> I should've known, 378 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,867 all that African shit on. 379 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,767 >> Let me take you home with me 380 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,300 so you can chat with us 381 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,433 and get out of them funky 382 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,767 ass clothes. 383 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,567 >> Those are some of the 384 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,600 pictures I want you to look 385 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,700 at. 386 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,500 >> Now, if you gentlemen 387 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,733 would like anything else, 388 00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:11,067 I'll be right inside. 389 00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,900 >> Thank you, sister. 390 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,200 >> And I want to thank you 391 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,667 for letting me squat here last 392 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,567 night, Dolemite. 393 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,833 I feel much better. 394 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,400 >> You look better, brother. 395 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,067 You even smell better. 396 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:26,867 But I can't understand 397 00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,867 you being down here in this 398 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,867 funky ass skid row alley. 399 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:32,767 >> Well, you know the old 400 00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,467 saying, if you want something 401 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,600 done, you've got to do it 402 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,333 yourself. 403 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,600 >> I'm sure you can find 404 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,867 somebody that can do this 405 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:41,833 instead of you, brother. 406 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,967 >> Nobody gonna do that shit, 407 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:44,767 Dolemite, nobody but me. 408 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:46,167 I know how to do it and you know 409 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,400 I know how to do it. 410 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,800 That's why I do it. 411 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,367 >> It's a dirty job, 412 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,767 but if anybody can do it, 413 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,567 I believe you can. 414 00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,833 >> You know it, too. 415 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:55,667 I better get out of here. 416 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,500 I've got things to take care of. 417 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,800 >> One minute. 418 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,833 Take them funky ass clothes with 419 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:05,467 you. 420 00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:07,433 >> Same old Dolemite. 421 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,167 >> Oh, my Lord. 422 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:17,800 How can a man be so lucky? 423 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,533 Look at you! 424 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,500 Take a little bit off 425 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,100 the top, baby. 426 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,600 Come here. 427 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,667 Oh. 428 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,100 Damn, White, did you call 429 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,333 before you come over? 430 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,833 >> Yeah, Blue. 431 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,867 I was just driving past. 432 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,067 Thought I'd drop by. 433 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,700 Hey, where's your daddy? 434 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,433 >> He's in the back. 435 00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:38,833 Why? 436 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,067 >> I thought I'd just run 437 00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:41,667 something by him. 438 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:43,067 >> Well, run it by me first 439 00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:44,167 and I'll tell him. 440 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,600 >> Hold it. 441 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,167 I thought I saw Mr. White 442 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:50,233 come through. 443 00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:53,267 Now, give me a break. 444 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,967 >> Later, White. 445 00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,200 >> Mr. White, 446 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,933 would you like to have a drink? 447 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,567 >> Nah, I'm still on duty, 448 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:05,933 but I'll have 449 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,533 some of that candy over there. 450 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:08,300 >> Mr. White, you don't 451 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,067 want none of that candy. 452 00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,067 There's no telling what Blue 453 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,067 and those girls got mixed with 454 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,067 that candy. 455 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,667 An apple a day 456 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,333 keep the doctor away. 457 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,833 Have an apple, Mr. White. 458 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,400 >> I like apples. 459 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,133 Hey, what I wanted to tell you 460 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,867 was you've got big trouble 461 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:27,100 coming your way. 462 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,433 >> What kind of trouble? 463 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:32,167 >> Yeah, there's this dude 464 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,733 in town that calls himself 465 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,067 Dolemite. 466 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,067 >> Dolemite? 467 00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,400 >> Yeah. 468 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,467 >> Mr. White, that's old news. 469 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:45,700 I know Dolemite. 470 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,400 Didn't you bring more news than 471 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,433 that? 472 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:52,467 >> Mr. J.L. Al Green. 473 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:53,367 >> That's me. 474 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:54,067 >> Yeah. 475 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,467 I'm a cop, 476 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:58,433 and I'm a nosey cop, secondly. 477 00:19:58,433 --> 00:19:59,467 You know he's aiming 478 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,733 to shut you down? 479 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,733 >> Where'd you get that news 480 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,467 from? 481 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,167 >> You remember that by-the-book 482 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,833 cop, Blakely? 483 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,233 He's got a big mouth, if you get 484 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:08,933 my drift. 485 00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:11,733 >> I get your drift, Mr. White. 486 00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:12,933 Take this money and drift 487 00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:16,167 your cop ass on out of here. 488 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,433 >> I'll see you later, 489 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,767 alligator. 490 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,133 [ Chuckles ] 491 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:24,667 >> See you later, Mr. White. 492 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,000 Blue! 493 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,100 Get in here! 494 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,967 >> What's up, Pop? 495 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:34,767 >> Dolemite! Dolemite! 496 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,567 Get Dolemite! 497 00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:38,167 >> Consider it done. 498 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,867 >> Hold it! 499 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:41,300 Don't kill him. 500 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,333 Don't even harm him. 501 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,567 Dolemite is mine. 502 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,900 Bring him to me. 503 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,267 Now get Dolemite. 504 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:46,900 Get out of here! 505 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,767 >> All right, come on. 506 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:51,333 You heard him. Let's move. Move! 507 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,300 >> Dolemite. Dolemite. 508 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,133 Dolemite. 509 00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:59,600 Dolemite. 510 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,133 >> Hello, darling. 511 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,800 >> That's Dolemite! 512 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,500 >> The Dolemite? 513 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,500 >> Every day and every week. 514 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,867 I noticed you running past 515 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,067 my car 516 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,533 and you look simply marvelous. 517 00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:11,967 >> Thank you. 518 00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:14,067 >> Thank you. 519 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:15,400 >> Did you know I was a doctor? 520 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,467 >> A doctor? 521 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:17,933 >> A doctor? 522 00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:18,900 >> Sex philosophy. 523 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,367 [ Girls gasp ] 524 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:22,833 >> I do have a PhD. 525 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,100 >> A PhD? 526 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,300 >> A PhD? 527 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,300 >> A pretty hard dick, baby. 528 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,200 >> Step around to the back, 529 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,100 girls. 530 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,700 Yes, that's it. 531 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:34,867 You don't have to pull 'em all 532 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,467 the way off, just pull 'em down. 533 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:39,633 Ladies, this is your first class 534 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:40,333 and you're getting 535 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,133 a stand up in it class. 536 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,867 Stand up in it, baby. 537 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,067 That's what I'm doing. 538 00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:48,400 Stand up in this motherfucker. 539 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,700 Oh, this class is right. 540 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,067 When I'm finished with the 541 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,467 black, I'm going to jump on the 542 00:21:53,467 --> 00:21:54,800 white. 543 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,333 [ Moaning ] 544 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,600 [ R&B music plays ] 545 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:15,867 [ Moaning ] 546 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:18,833 >> * So I can stand up in it 547 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,967 * Stand up in it 548 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,067 >> Stand up in it. 549 00:22:23,067 --> 00:22:24,200 Stand up in it. 550 00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,500 >> You know he can't do it. 551 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,100 >> I bet you he has a small 552 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:42,867 peepee. 553 00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:44,667 >> What's taking him so long, 554 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,500 anyway? 555 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,767 I have to go. 556 00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:48,067 >> Girls? 557 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,233 I'm going to make love 558 00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:53,333 not too slow and not too fast. 559 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,733 I'm going to make love 560 00:22:54,733 --> 00:22:57,067 like I did in the past. 561 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:59,933 You're some beautiful ladies 562 00:22:59,933 --> 00:23:02,933 and stolen out of sight. 563 00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:05,067 I want you to get ready to go 564 00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:07,100 on this trip with bad, 565 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,733 bad Dolemite. 566 00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:16,667 >> Oh, I can't wait. 567 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:19,467 >> Oh, Dolemite! 568 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,167 Dolemite! 569 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,200 >> Oh, Dolemite, 570 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,133 what did you do to us? 571 00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:38,367 I've never been made love 572 00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:40,533 to like that before. 573 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:41,733 >> Yeah, how can a man 574 00:23:41,733 --> 00:23:43,700 your age make love like that? 575 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,800 >> I may be too damn old 576 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,100 to cut the mustard. 577 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,333 Oh, baby, but I can god damn 578 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,067 sure lick out the jar. 579 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,600 Oh, my. 580 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,300 >> [ Giggles ] 581 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,833 >> Oh, shoot. 582 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:06,433 Dolemite, you dropped... 583 00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,533 What's this? 584 00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:09,800 Hey, girl? 585 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,367 >> Hmm? 586 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,067 >> This guy was using Viagra. 587 00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:13,867 >> Now you know he was sure 588 00:24:13,867 --> 00:24:15,600 using something. 589 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,167 >> But I thought he was real. 590 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,500 >> Mm-hmm. 591 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:24,133 >> Harder. Come on, kick harder. 592 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,067 >> It's Blakely. 593 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,100 You didn't call him back. 594 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,233 He says it's important. 595 00:24:31,233 --> 00:24:33,900 >> Oh, I forgot all about 596 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,567 that Blakely. 597 00:24:35,567 --> 00:24:38,067 My bag, man. 598 00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:40,600 Blakely, where you at? 599 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,267 Daphne's on Manchester? 600 00:24:43,267 --> 00:24:44,433 I'll be over there 601 00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:45,833 in about a half hour. 602 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:46,933 Janice? 603 00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:47,633 >> Hmm? 604 00:24:47,633 --> 00:24:49,133 >> I'll be home after a while. 605 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:51,667 >> Okay. 606 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:52,533 >> Well, Dolemite, 607 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,067 it's just about time I want you 608 00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:56,167 to meet my friend Marsha here. 609 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:58,667 >> Nice to meet you, Marsha. 610 00:24:58,667 --> 00:24:59,633 >> You know those guys 611 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:00,567 that are looking for you 612 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,433 that I was telling you about, 613 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:02,967 the Mega Pointers? 614 00:25:02,967 --> 00:25:04,900 >> The Mega Point guys, those 615 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:06,167 cats that was in the alley 616 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:07,833 talking that Mega Point shit? 617 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,067 >> That's right. 618 00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:10,367 Well, you know who's behind this 619 00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:11,933 is Elmo Green. 620 00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,400 Willy Green's brother. 621 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,933 >> Willy Green. 622 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,733 >> That Willy Green. 623 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,100 >> So they're our problem. 624 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,767 Blakely, you know we're going 625 00:25:21,767 --> 00:25:23,200 to have to stop them. 626 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,067 >> You know it's not going to be 627 00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:24,667 that easy. 628 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:27,067 >> I will rain on their parade 629 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,867 so hard, they will think 630 00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:30,933 it's judgment day. 631 00:25:30,933 --> 00:25:32,633 Now watch this. 632 00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:34,800 [ Electricity zapping ] 633 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,300 [ Shouting ] 634 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:48,533 >> What the hell did you do to 635 00:25:48,533 --> 00:25:49,233 me? 636 00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:51,367 [ Chortles ] 637 00:25:53,667 --> 00:25:55,067 Damn. 638 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:06,400 >> Get out the car, get out! 639 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,167 >> Who are you guys 640 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,800 and who do you want? 641 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,200 >> Oh, I like the bread you got. 642 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,633 I know you got some cheddar. 643 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,333 Look at how this cat's dressed. 644 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,867 >> Dolemite, what do we do now? 645 00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:16,433 >> Dole-who? 646 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:18,367 What did you call him? Dole-who? 647 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:21,700 >> Dolemite, motherfucker. 648 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,500 >> Dolemite, we got every boy 649 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,867 in the hood looking for you. 650 00:26:24,867 --> 00:26:26,167 We'd get big Mega Points 651 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,100 for you man. 652 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,167 >> I oughta take this gun 653 00:26:28,167 --> 00:26:29,067 and make you eat it, 654 00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:32,400 motherfucker. 655 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,667 >> Fifty-five on this one, 656 00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:34,800 right here. 657 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:40,567 >> [ Laughs ] 658 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:42,367 >> Good job, Jackson. 659 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,333 So I finally get to see 660 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:48,700 the so-called badass Dolemite. 661 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,167 >> In living color. 662 00:26:51,167 --> 00:26:53,500 Dolemite is my name 663 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,733 and fucking up motherfuckers 664 00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:57,600 is still my game. 665 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,867 >> Watch your mouth, tough guy. 666 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,967 Sit down. 667 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,733 I'll be outside. 668 00:27:02,733 --> 00:27:06,667 >> You've got the nerve 669 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:10,133 to show your face in my town 670 00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:11,267 after what you've done 671 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:12,833 to my brother? 672 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:14,400 >> You know Willy Green was 673 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,733 a martial arts fighter and good? 674 00:27:18,733 --> 00:27:20,300 When I got hold of him 675 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,967 I made damn sure 676 00:27:21,967 --> 00:27:23,967 it was a fair fight. 677 00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:27,900 >> Fair fight my ass. 678 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:32,067 Yes, you were the executor. 679 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,433 This time, I guarantee you you 680 00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,533 are going to be executed. 681 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,533 Executed! 682 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,933 [ Laughs slowly ] 683 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:59,067 It's a pleasure having you here, 684 00:27:59,067 --> 00:28:01,133 Mr. Dolemite. 685 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,833 A little celebration, 686 00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:07,633 I would say. 687 00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:08,600 That's what my brother 688 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,200 would say. 689 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,233 >> Why you no business, barn, 690 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,767 junk-yard son of a bitch! 691 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:16,467 You better celebrate now 692 00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:19,433 because when I get loose 693 00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:23,067 you'll be celebrating with him. 694 00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:26,467 >> Now that wasn't very nice, 695 00:28:26,467 --> 00:28:27,967 Mr. Dolemite. 696 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,567 You show some respect 697 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:30,433 to my father. 698 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:32,733 >> Back up motherfucker! 699 00:28:32,733 --> 00:28:35,400 >> That's okay, son. 700 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,167 Those words you'll live to eat, 701 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,967 my friend. 702 00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:43,867 You and your entire family 703 00:28:43,867 --> 00:28:46,200 are going to pay for it all. 704 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:46,900 Blue! 705 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:47,767 >> Yeah? 706 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:48,633 >> Go down to the club, 707 00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:49,233 there's a dancer 708 00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:50,067 and a rapper down. 709 00:28:50,067 --> 00:28:51,367 I want you to check them out. 710 00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:53,867 Dennis, get this motherfucker 711 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:55,400 out of here! 712 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,400 He makes me sick! 713 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,567 Put him in the basement! 714 00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:03,433 >> I want you to try 715 00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:05,067 some of that wicked shit 716 00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:07,300 now so I can put a bullet up 717 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,433 your so-called witchcraft ass. 718 00:29:10,433 --> 00:29:12,167 >> Up your mammy's crap, 719 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,167 motherfucker! 720 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:16,200 >> [ Laughs ] 721 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,900 Come on. 722 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,667 >> Captain? 723 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:22,533 >> Did I tell you the joke 724 00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:24,267 last week about the fly man and 725 00:29:24,267 --> 00:29:24,700 the... 726 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:25,433 >> Yeah, you told me. 727 00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:26,200 >> I'll tell you another one. 728 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,467 >> Officer Blakely? 729 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,533 >> Yes, can I help you? 730 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:32,067 >> Dolemite's been kidnapped. 731 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:32,900 >> Who are you? 732 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:34,067 >> I'm Dolemite's chauffeur, 733 00:29:34,067 --> 00:29:35,833 Angela. 734 00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:36,900 >> You mean, as pretty as you 735 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,400 are, they kidnapped him and left 736 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,633 you? Right. 737 00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:40,900 >> Motherfucker, listen to me. 738 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,600 Dolemite's been kidnapped. 739 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,300 >> Look girl, you better 740 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:45,333 not be kidding with me. 741 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,700 Anybody call me a motherfucker 742 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,567 has got to be serious. 743 00:29:48,567 --> 00:29:50,333 So where did they take him? 744 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,833 >> I don't know. 745 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:55,200 >> Put the gun away, Johnson. 746 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,300 Okay, Angela, get in the car 747 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,833 and we'll talk about it. Okay? 748 00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:01,300 Come on. 749 00:30:06,067 --> 00:30:07,167 So, you don't know 750 00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:08,233 where they took him? 751 00:30:08,233 --> 00:30:09,133 >> No. 752 00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:09,867 >> Well, you know we've got 753 00:30:09,867 --> 00:30:12,000 to run this by Janice first. 754 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,400 All right? 755 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,100 OK, let's go, Johnson. 756 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:16,600 >> I knew something like 757 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,233 this was going to happen. 758 00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:20,900 What are we going to do? 759 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:21,567 >> You're not going 760 00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:22,400 to do anything. 761 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,933 You're going to stay put. 762 00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:24,533 I'm going to pickup 763 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:25,767 a few of my boys 764 00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:27,367 and we'll be back at your house 765 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,333 in about twenty minutes, okay? 766 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,033 All right, stay cool. Let's go. 767 00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:32,733 >> They've got my brother. 768 00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:35,600 They've got my brother, oh, God. 769 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,800 [ Chatter ] 770 00:30:41,367 --> 00:30:43,000 >> That's what I'm talking 771 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,967 about. 772 00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:47,000 All right everybody, 773 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,400 let me have your attention. 774 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,800 Nuthead, Spencer, Martin, 775 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,500 and Brick, step to the front. 776 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,500 My daddy told me 777 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,867 to reward you all. 778 00:31:00,867 --> 00:31:03,200 These four men 779 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,967 are to be congratulated 780 00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:07,300 for the capture of Dolemite! 781 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,833 Let's hear it for them! 782 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:09,333 That's right! 783 00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,533 Let's hear it for them! 784 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:12,667 Yes. 785 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:14,933 Y'all give it up! 786 00:31:14,933 --> 00:31:16,767 That's what I'm talking about! 787 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:19,600 You know that. 788 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,067 >> I would like to say to each 789 00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:22,567 and every one of you, 790 00:31:22,567 --> 00:31:23,500 give these four men 791 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,867 on the East Side a thunderous 792 00:31:24,867 --> 00:31:26,633 round of applause again. 793 00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:27,800 [ Applause ] 794 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,200 And while you're at it, 795 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:29,800 give yourself a round of 796 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,533 applause. 797 00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:32,833 >> All right! 798 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:34,867 >> I have one more small job. 799 00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:37,567 I am so happy I have captured 800 00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:39,867 Mr. Dolemite, but I want you 801 00:31:39,867 --> 00:31:41,967 to give me your three best men. 802 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,300 I want his entire family. 803 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,533 I want to have fun 804 00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:49,533 with the entire Dolemite family. 805 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,600 Can you handle that? 806 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,567 >> Mm, mm, mm. 807 00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:54,833 All right, everybody else 808 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:56,767 out, enjoy yourself. 809 00:32:08,133 --> 00:32:10,300 >> While you funky motherfuckers 810 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,400 sitting up there playing cards 811 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,267 and I'm hungry as hell. 812 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:15,433 Get me some food! 813 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:20,333 >> Ah, you're so bad, Dolemite. 814 00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:22,433 I didn't know you ate food. 815 00:32:22,433 --> 00:32:24,767 >> Ain't that a bitch. 816 00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:26,667 If I wasn't tied up, 817 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,133 I'd hang these hush puppies up 818 00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:31,767 your motherfucking ass. 819 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:33,067 >> Jackson, go get him 820 00:32:33,067 --> 00:32:34,967 a hamburger. 821 00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:35,800 >> Son of a bitch, 822 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,900 don't you go out and get me 823 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,400 no God damn hamburger. 824 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,067 Bring me a steak sandwich! 825 00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:42,067 >> Okay, is that it? 826 00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:44,067 >> No, no, bring him a soda. 827 00:32:44,067 --> 00:32:46,067 And bring me a steak sandwich 828 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:47,267 and a milkshake. 829 00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:48,200 >> You got it. 830 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,533 >> Oh, well, thank God. 831 00:32:58,533 --> 00:32:59,600 >> Sorry I'm late. 832 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,133 >> Well, what took you so long? 833 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:03,167 >> I had to pick up the A-Team. 834 00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:04,333 This is Mitch, 835 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,733 that's Crazy Johnson there. 836 00:33:06,733 --> 00:33:07,667 >> Yeah, hello. 837 00:33:07,667 --> 00:33:08,700 >> Geez, Johnson. 838 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,533 >> Well, what's up with 839 00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:10,333 the A-Team? 840 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,200 >> Well, they were here. 841 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,567 They went on over to Charlie 842 00:33:13,567 --> 00:33:14,967 Blue's without you. 843 00:33:14,967 --> 00:33:16,100 >> Ah, well I'm sorry 844 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,900 about that, but in the meantime 845 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:19,867 we're going to get your brother. 846 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,567 You might get a call from a guy. 847 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,667 We don't want you to go. 848 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,933 You stay here, and you give me a 849 00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:25,900 call. 850 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:26,933 >> Okay. 851 00:33:26,933 --> 00:33:29,100 >> Okay, let's go. 852 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,567 >> Come on, Johnson. 853 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:31,900 >> Let's go, Johnson. 854 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:33,533 >> You're paranoid. 855 00:33:36,067 --> 00:33:37,300 >> Be careful. 856 00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:42,567 >> Here's your food, man. 857 00:33:42,567 --> 00:33:43,333 Oh, by the way, 858 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:44,867 those girls are here. 859 00:33:44,867 --> 00:33:46,167 >> Oh, they fine, huh? 860 00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:47,500 >> Oh, yeah. 861 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,100 Tell the emcee 862 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,567 to put them up right away. 863 00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:52,567 >> Okay, I'll be upstairs. 864 00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:54,833 >> All right, if you're so 865 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,967 damn hungry, well, 866 00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:59,500 here's your last supper. 867 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,067 Anything for the executor 868 00:34:02,067 --> 00:34:04,633 before he is executed. 869 00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:10,067 >> Motherfucker, wash your nasty 870 00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:12,767 ass funky hands. 871 00:34:12,767 --> 00:34:13,867 Your hands smell 872 00:34:13,867 --> 00:34:15,100 like womp pussy. 873 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:16,500 >> So you don't want this, huh? 874 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,400 >> Get that shit away from me. 875 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,067 >> I'll tell you what, 876 00:34:18,067 --> 00:34:19,500 it's this or nothing. 877 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,900 [ Coughing ] 878 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,533 >> Get me a drink of water, 879 00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:24,767 motherfucker. Get me some water! 880 00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:26,233 >> Now you want some water, huh? 881 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,633 >> Get some water, man! 882 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:30,067 >> I'll get you some damn water. 883 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:31,900 [ Coughing continues ] 884 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,300 >> Yo, yo, yo, pull over. 885 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,533 That's it right there. 886 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,333 >> How the hell you know 887 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:44,467 where she live at? 888 00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:45,433 >> What's up with that, homes? 889 00:34:45,433 --> 00:34:46,267 How the fuck you know where she 890 00:34:46,267 --> 00:34:47,200 at? 891 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,433 >> Man, what does it matter? 892 00:34:48,433 --> 00:34:50,467 We're here, ain't we? 893 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:51,600 >> Yeah, we're here. 894 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,100 Nolan, you come with me. 895 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,067 >> Wait, wait, wait. 896 00:34:55,067 --> 00:34:56,133 What if she don't open the door, 897 00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:56,767 then what, homes? 898 00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:59,367 >> We'll break it the fuck down. 899 00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:01,433 >> Nah, y'all both chill. 900 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,067 I got a better idea. 901 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,067 >> What? 902 00:35:04,067 --> 00:35:05,267 You got some trick shit? 903 00:35:05,267 --> 00:35:07,333 You know something I don't know? 904 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:08,967 >> Yeah, something like that. 905 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:10,067 >> Something like that? 906 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:12,067 You better not fuck this up. 907 00:35:13,767 --> 00:35:15,567 He fucking better hurry up, 908 00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:16,067 I know that. 909 00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:19,667 I don't know about this boy. 910 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:20,767 >> What the fuck is up 911 00:35:20,767 --> 00:35:22,700 with that, homes? 912 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:23,267 >> I don't know. 913 00:35:23,267 --> 00:35:25,200 We'll see, though. 914 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,067 We will see. 915 00:35:35,067 --> 00:35:36,567 >> My brother! 916 00:35:36,567 --> 00:35:39,133 Who done it? 917 00:35:39,133 --> 00:35:41,100 >> Well, I'll be damned. 918 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:43,467 Ain't that a bitch? 919 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:45,333 She let him in. 920 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,233 >> The fuck? 921 00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:49,833 >> Man, come on, man. 922 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:50,700 What the fuck 923 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,100 is he doing in there? 924 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:52,933 Fucking her? 925 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:53,500 >> I don't know. 926 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,267 What the fuck is taking him 927 00:35:54,267 --> 00:35:56,500 so long, homes? 928 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,900 >> If this shit ain't right, 929 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,567 we kill his ass. 930 00:35:59,567 --> 00:36:01,367 [ Janice Sobbing ] 931 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:03,667 >> He's fucking got her. 932 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:04,700 He got her, homes. 933 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,533 We're gonna get paid. 934 00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:09,300 Well, I'll be damned. 935 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,100 >> Oh, my God. 936 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,800 Oh, God. 937 00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:37,300 >> All right, homes, take her 938 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:38,200 through the back, all right? 939 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,733 >> Nah, take her through 940 00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:42,233 the side so nobody sees her. 941 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:51,133 >> Where are we going to go? 942 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:53,067 >> Why is he in her ear? 943 00:36:53,067 --> 00:36:54,500 >> You know why? 944 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,267 Because he wants 945 00:36:55,267 --> 00:36:57,933 her pussy, homes! 946 00:36:57,933 --> 00:37:01,500 >> Play along with me. 947 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,300 >> He's a fucking horny 948 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:04,967 bastard, homes. 949 00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:05,800 >> Yeah. 950 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,567 >> Everything is going 951 00:37:06,567 --> 00:37:08,400 to be all right. 952 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,067 >> Oh, God. 953 00:37:22,267 --> 00:37:24,600 [ Snoring ] 954 00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:36,067 >> God damn, son. What is this? 955 00:37:36,067 --> 00:37:37,733 Hey! Wake your ass up! 956 00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:39,633 Is this what I'm paying you for? 957 00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:43,233 >> I'm awake. I'm awake. 958 00:37:43,233 --> 00:37:45,767 >> Mr. Dolemite, 959 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:48,067 we have your sister 960 00:37:48,067 --> 00:37:48,667 and my people 961 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,533 are looking for your boys. 962 00:37:50,533 --> 00:37:52,067 As soon as I find them, 963 00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:53,533 I got a little show 964 00:37:53,533 --> 00:37:54,967 for you to see. 965 00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:57,600 After that, it's going to be you 966 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,933 and me. 967 00:37:59,933 --> 00:38:02,067 Tighten that shit up, please! 968 00:38:14,633 --> 00:38:16,433 >> [ Shouts ] 969 00:38:16,433 --> 00:38:18,433 [ Electricity zapping] 970 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:27,433 >> Now, that's witchcraft 971 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:30,300 for you, motherfucker! 972 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,400 >> Please welcome to the stage 973 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,200 the very lovely, 974 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,933 the very sassy Bitter Honey. 975 00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:37,333 [ Applause ] 976 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,767 >> Right now, 977 00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:20,233 you know what I'm saying. 978 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:21,167 >> Nolan! What's up, man? 979 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:21,700 Where the stuff at? 980 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,133 We need this. 981 00:39:23,133 --> 00:39:24,167 >> She's back there somewhere. 982 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:26,433 >> Yo, come on. Come on, man. 983 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,067 >> She ain't in here. 984 00:39:32,067 --> 00:39:34,167 Nolan! 985 00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:36,967 Come on man, what is -- 986 00:39:36,967 --> 00:39:40,133 >> All right, fellas, I'm a cop. 987 00:39:40,133 --> 00:39:43,533 Put your guns down, turn around, 988 00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:45,767 and put your hands on that wall. 989 00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:46,767 >> I knew your bitch ass 990 00:39:46,767 --> 00:39:47,600 was a cop. 991 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,533 >> It don't have to be like 992 00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:50,067 this, fellas, just turn around, 993 00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:52,200 put your guns down, 994 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,567 put your hands on the wall. 995 00:39:53,567 --> 00:39:54,767 >> Didn't think this shit 996 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,100 was going to happen, did you? 997 00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:57,833 >> You put it down, homes. 998 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:58,867 There's two of us, 999 00:39:58,867 --> 00:39:59,333 only one of you. 1000 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,333 We'll blast your ass, 1001 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:02,233 motherfucker. 1002 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,433 [ Empty gun clicks ] 1003 00:40:06,433 --> 00:40:08,733 [ Gunshots ] 1004 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:18,867 >> Bitter Honey. 1005 00:40:18,867 --> 00:40:20,767 [ Cheering ] 1006 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:31,400 >> Jaz? 1007 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:35,400 Jaz, come on out, it's okay. 1008 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,333 >> Oh, my God. 1009 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,367 What happened here? 1010 00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:39,933 What's all that shooting? 1011 00:40:39,933 --> 00:40:40,800 >> I'll tell you later. 1012 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,733 >> Are they dead? 1013 00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:43,300 >> All right, it's time, now 1014 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,133 it's time to introduce the 1015 00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,067 winner of the third annual Elmo 1016 00:40:47,067 --> 00:40:49,133 Green Talent Show and Fish Fry. 1017 00:40:49,133 --> 00:40:50,233 To do the honors, please welcome 1018 00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:52,167 to the stage Mr. Elmo Green 1019 00:40:52,167 --> 00:40:53,300 and Blue. 1020 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:55,300 Come on, give it up! 1021 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:57,367 [ Loud Applause ] 1022 00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,500 >> Good evening, 1023 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,500 ladies and gentlemen. 1024 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:04,533 Welcome to Charlie Blue's. 1025 00:41:04,533 --> 00:41:06,167 At this particular time, 1026 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,833 we'd like to call the winners 1027 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,367 to the bandstand -- 1028 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:11,467 Taste of Honey. 1029 00:41:17,967 --> 00:41:19,233 Beautiful young ladies, 1030 00:41:19,233 --> 00:41:20,500 give them another round of 1031 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:21,800 applause. 1032 00:41:24,967 --> 00:41:27,233 Ladies? Ladies? 1033 00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:28,467 At this particular time, 1034 00:41:28,467 --> 00:41:30,067 I'd like to present you 1035 00:41:30,067 --> 00:41:31,267 with five thousand dollars. 1036 00:41:31,267 --> 00:41:33,533 You are the winner! 1037 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,067 >> Give it to your mammy, 1038 00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:36,600 motherfucker! 1039 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,400 Come on down! 1040 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,767 >> You ruined everything, 1041 00:41:39,767 --> 00:41:41,067 motherfucker! 1042 00:41:41,067 --> 00:41:42,600 Get him! 1043 00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:45,533 [ Electricity zapping ] 1044 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:47,967 [ Thunder ] 1045 00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:26,067 [ Police siren ] 1046 00:42:26,067 --> 00:42:26,933 It's the cops! 1047 00:42:26,933 --> 00:42:28,267 Let's go! 1048 00:42:28,267 --> 00:42:30,367 Come on! 1049 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,067 >> I want to tell you one thing, 1050 00:42:38,067 --> 00:42:40,800 you tell Elmo Green every time 1051 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,567 there's a fight, 1052 00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:42,667 I'm going to win it. 1053 00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:44,267 I'll fuck up a motherfucker 1054 00:42:44,267 --> 00:42:46,067 every fifteen minutes! 1055 00:42:54,567 --> 00:42:56,200 >> Hello. 1056 00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,933 Reggie, Mitch. 1057 00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:01,933 Where's Johnson? 1058 00:43:01,933 --> 00:43:02,900 >> Here he comes. 1059 00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:04,633 >> Look what just came in. 1060 00:43:04,633 --> 00:43:05,833 >> Oh, not again. 1061 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:06,900 God damn. 1062 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,367 Look at that. 1063 00:43:09,367 --> 00:43:12,300 >> That's harsh. 1064 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:14,833 >> Look at that, Nolan. 1065 00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:16,567 God damn, look at that. 1066 00:43:16,567 --> 00:43:19,067 Same old thing. 1067 00:43:19,067 --> 00:43:20,567 Do you know whose work that is? 1068 00:43:20,567 --> 00:43:21,867 >> Yeah, that's Blue. 1069 00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:23,067 >> That's right. 1070 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:24,633 >> Gotta be Blue's boys. 1071 00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:27,267 >> Speaking of work, 1072 00:43:27,267 --> 00:43:28,200 I wonder what's working 1073 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,433 with Jaz nowadays, 1074 00:43:29,433 --> 00:43:31,133 you know, Dolemite's sister. 1075 00:43:31,133 --> 00:43:31,667 >> Yeah, how is 1076 00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:33,400 Dolemite's sister, Nolan? 1077 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,833 >> Watch it. 1078 00:43:36,967 --> 00:43:38,400 Speaking of her, man, 1079 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,467 I will never forget the look 1080 00:43:39,467 --> 00:43:40,600 on her face when I told her 1081 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,667 I was an undercover cop. 1082 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:43,733 >> Come on, Nolan, tell the 1083 00:43:43,733 --> 00:43:44,700 truth. You have a thing for her, 1084 00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:45,733 don't you? 1085 00:43:45,733 --> 00:43:46,933 >> Man, you mean to tell me you 1086 00:43:46,933 --> 00:43:47,733 trying to make it 1087 00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:50,200 with Dolemite's sister? 1088 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,600 >> No, man, come on. 1089 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,433 I mean, she's nice. 1090 00:43:54,433 --> 00:43:55,600 >> Mm-hmm. 1091 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,167 >> Yeah, that's all. 1092 00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,133 >> But, I...I... 1093 00:44:00,133 --> 00:44:01,900 >> Got one for her, right? 1094 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,733 >> Right, a little. 1095 00:44:03,733 --> 00:44:06,067 >> A little or a lot? 1096 00:44:06,067 --> 00:44:06,967 >> Hey, what about these bad 1097 00:44:06,967 --> 00:44:07,633 dudes Dolemite 1098 00:44:07,633 --> 00:44:08,633 wants you to get for him? 1099 00:44:08,633 --> 00:44:10,067 >> Oh, that's all set. 1100 00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:10,967 They'll be in tomorrow. 1101 00:44:10,967 --> 00:44:11,800 >> Oh, can we do us 1102 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,767 a little bettin'? 1103 00:44:12,767 --> 00:44:14,733 >> I don't mind. 1104 00:44:14,733 --> 00:44:16,267 >> Sure, I bet on Dolemite. 1105 00:44:16,267 --> 00:44:17,367 >> And you, Reggie? 1106 00:44:17,367 --> 00:44:18,800 >> Who else? Dolemite. 1107 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,600 You betting on one 1108 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,533 of Blue's boys? 1109 00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:21,300 >> Betting? 1110 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:22,467 Who said anything about betting? 1111 00:44:22,467 --> 00:44:23,667 >> [ Chuckles] 1112 00:44:23,667 --> 00:44:25,267 Get out of here, Nolan. 1113 00:44:25,267 --> 00:44:26,800 Go to work. 1114 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,400 >> Lover boy. 1115 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,400 >> I still think 1116 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,900 he's stuck on Jaz. 1117 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,500 >> It's true. 1118 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,400 >> Okay, let's get out of here 1119 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,867 and go to work y'all. 1120 00:44:39,533 --> 00:44:41,267 >> Hello? 1121 00:44:41,267 --> 00:44:42,633 Oh... 1122 00:44:42,633 --> 00:44:44,067 It's Elmo Green. 1123 00:44:44,067 --> 00:44:44,467 >> Elmo Green? 1124 00:44:44,467 --> 00:44:45,667 >> He wants to speak to you. 1125 00:44:45,667 --> 00:44:49,133 >> I want to talk to him, too. 1126 00:44:49,133 --> 00:44:51,833 Elmo Green, are you still 1127 00:44:51,833 --> 00:44:53,267 running, motherfucker? 1128 00:44:53,267 --> 00:44:54,733 What's up now? 1129 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,067 >> Mr. Dolemite, 1130 00:44:57,067 --> 00:44:59,433 you're a very smart man. 1131 00:44:59,433 --> 00:45:00,867 I have a deal that 1132 00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:03,067 might interest the both of us. 1133 00:45:03,067 --> 00:45:04,533 Would you like to hear it? 1134 00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:05,933 >> I want to hear it if it's 1135 00:45:05,933 --> 00:45:08,467 getting rid of your funky ass. 1136 00:45:08,467 --> 00:45:11,667 >> That works both ways pal. 1137 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:13,233 >> I'm waiting. 1138 00:45:13,233 --> 00:45:14,767 Let's both you and I stage a 1139 00:45:14,767 --> 00:45:15,600 fight. 1140 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,367 Your people against my people. 1141 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:19,567 >> Yes, motherfucker, 1142 00:45:19,567 --> 00:45:23,267 it is time for a showdown. 1143 00:45:23,267 --> 00:45:25,800 When I see you, all hell 1144 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,267 is going to break lose 1145 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:28,100 because we are going 1146 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,500 to whoop your ass to Sunday 1147 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:31,900 and be waiting for you 1148 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,833 on Monday motherfucker. 1149 00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:35,700 Now, where is the place? 1150 00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:37,333 >> Ballser Park tomorrow 1151 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:38,433 at high noon. 1152 00:45:38,433 --> 00:45:40,233 >> We'll be there and I want 1153 00:45:40,233 --> 00:45:42,067 to let you know one thing, 1154 00:45:42,067 --> 00:45:43,833 if you want to get some ass 1155 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:45,667 you got to bring some ass 1156 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:47,133 and that's what we're ready 1157 00:45:47,133 --> 00:45:48,233 and waiting for, 1158 00:45:48,233 --> 00:45:49,933 is to kick your 1159 00:45:49,933 --> 00:45:53,767 motherfucking ass Elmo Green. 1160 00:45:53,767 --> 00:45:55,233 >> I want your ass deader 1161 00:45:55,233 --> 00:45:58,733 than a doorknob, Mr. Dolemite. 1162 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:03,333 >> Brothers and sisters, 1163 00:46:03,333 --> 00:46:06,533 I just got off the phone 1164 00:46:06,533 --> 00:46:10,067 with Elmo Green and he claims 1165 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:10,567 when he claims 1166 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:11,867 when he meets me again, 1167 00:46:11,867 --> 00:46:13,433 it will be 1168 00:46:13,433 --> 00:46:16,300 the fight of the century. 1169 00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:18,467 I say to you all, we got 1170 00:46:18,467 --> 00:46:20,967 to look over our shoulders 1171 00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:23,933 because I am here to tell you 1172 00:46:23,933 --> 00:46:25,767 that he will never beat me 1173 00:46:25,767 --> 00:46:27,467 with the mystical powers 1174 00:46:27,467 --> 00:46:32,067 that I have learned in Africa. 1175 00:46:32,067 --> 00:46:32,767 Peanut? 1176 00:46:32,767 --> 00:46:35,967 >> Yeah, boss, right here. 1177 00:46:35,967 --> 00:46:37,533 >> The remedy that I got 1178 00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:40,267 will energize your body 1179 00:46:40,267 --> 00:46:41,600 and make you powerful 1180 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,400 and strong. 1181 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,067 [ Barnyard sounds ] 1182 00:46:50,067 --> 00:46:52,067 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1183 00:47:02,933 --> 00:47:05,233 I'm over here. 1184 00:47:05,233 --> 00:47:09,433 I'm over here, motherfucker. 1185 00:47:09,433 --> 00:47:11,133 I'm over here. 1186 00:47:11,133 --> 00:47:13,800 [ Dog barking ] 1187 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,700 Here. 1188 00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:17,067 Here. 1189 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:19,100 Right here. Here. 1190 00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:21,667 [ Echoing ] Here! 1191 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,533 Did you all see 1192 00:47:30,533 --> 00:47:32,633 just what happened? 1193 00:47:32,633 --> 00:47:34,833 This stuff stimulates you 1194 00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:36,067 and gives you the strength 1195 00:47:36,067 --> 00:47:38,533 and power that you need 1196 00:47:38,533 --> 00:47:40,233 to beat Elmo Green. 1197 00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:42,633 I call it Voodoo Juice. 1198 00:47:42,633 --> 00:47:44,333 >> I'm not going to drink that. 1199 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:45,500 That looks like blood. 1200 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,800 >> We got to take it 1201 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,367 because we need everything 1202 00:47:48,367 --> 00:47:49,733 to make it work. 1203 00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:51,800 So let's get ready and go. 1204 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,533 We're wasting time. 1205 00:48:13,633 --> 00:48:15,767 Is this Ballser Park? 1206 00:48:15,767 --> 00:48:17,567 It is? 1207 00:48:17,567 --> 00:48:19,567 Well, I hope Elmo Green 1208 00:48:19,567 --> 00:48:20,467 don't flake out 1209 00:48:20,467 --> 00:48:22,067 and don't show up. 1210 00:48:22,867 --> 00:48:24,267 Son... 1211 00:48:24,267 --> 00:48:26,067 [ Mumbles ] 1212 00:48:26,067 --> 00:48:28,367 You know I've fought all over 1213 00:48:28,367 --> 00:48:29,500 the world. 1214 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,800 I've kicked asses until my feet 1215 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,767 were raw in Panama, 1216 00:48:32,767 --> 00:48:33,900 cut up in Connecticut, 1217 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,067 had to fight a war in Warsaw. 1218 00:48:36,067 --> 00:48:38,200 I can take care of myself. 1219 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,467 Look at all of these people 1220 00:48:44,467 --> 00:48:45,967 who showed up. 1221 00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:48,367 I'm going to give them a battle 1222 00:48:48,367 --> 00:48:50,767 that they'll always remember. 1223 00:48:50,767 --> 00:48:54,100 A battle of the centuries, 1224 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:58,833 the bad Dolemite and Elmo Green. 1225 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:15,367 >> Well, son, this is it. 1226 00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:16,533 After twenty-five years, 1227 00:49:16,533 --> 00:49:18,567 this old bitch is back. 1228 00:49:18,567 --> 00:49:19,600 I see you got things 1229 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,333 half way together. 1230 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,600 It's going to be a nice 1231 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,733 afternoon. 1232 00:49:22,733 --> 00:49:24,233 Dolemite, I'm just sick of the 1233 00:49:24,233 --> 00:49:26,933 name, Dolemite. 1234 00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:30,567 >> Oh, I think he's here. 1235 00:49:30,567 --> 00:49:32,067 Yes. 1236 00:49:32,067 --> 00:49:34,400 [ National anthem plays ] 1237 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:48,900 >> Good evening, everyone. 1238 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:49,867 Welcome to the fight 1239 00:49:49,867 --> 00:49:51,300 of the century. 1240 00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,467 We've got Elmo Green's crew 1241 00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:54,067 over here, we've got 1242 00:49:54,067 --> 00:49:55,400 Dolemite's crew over here. 1243 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,233 We do promise 1244 00:49:56,233 --> 00:49:57,200 a spectacular fight, 1245 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,633 but first, would you believe -- 1246 00:49:58,633 --> 00:49:59,733 wait a minute, man, 1247 00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:02,367 I'm not fighting. 1248 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:04,367 It will all be over soon. 1249 00:50:04,367 --> 00:50:07,600 >> Look at that bad, bad Mit Su! 1250 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:12,500 >> Mit Su! Kick ass, Mit Su! 1251 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,833 >> Nice one! 1252 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:14,533 Ass kick! 1253 00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:16,700 >> Don't say ass kick, son. 1254 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:18,967 Kick ass! Kick ass! 1255 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,033 >> What is this? 1256 00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:33,933 They're kicking their ass 1257 00:50:33,933 --> 00:50:34,800 kicked out there. 1258 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,733 Where'd you get them? 1259 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:37,533 Without guns, they ain't shit. 1260 00:50:37,533 --> 00:50:38,700 >> Don't worry about it, dad, 1261 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,567 we got more people coming. 1262 00:50:39,567 --> 00:50:40,433 >> Well, you need to show me 1263 00:50:40,433 --> 00:50:42,033 some, before I see it. 1264 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:15,200 Yeah, yeah, much, much better. 1265 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,767 That other one, man. 1266 00:51:16,767 --> 00:51:18,200 >> From what I can see now, 1267 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,533 this could be very bad. 1268 00:51:32,767 --> 00:51:33,833 >> That's my kind 1269 00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:35,067 of girl, there. 1270 00:51:35,067 --> 00:51:36,533 >> Yeah, another Dole-bitch 1271 00:51:36,533 --> 00:51:38,067 down! 1272 00:51:38,067 --> 00:51:38,833 >> Where'd you get that girl? 1273 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:39,500 I never saw her. 1274 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,967 Where'd you get her? 1275 00:52:00,767 --> 00:52:06,967 >> Oh! 1276 00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:08,400 >> Kick his ass, come on! 1277 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,467 >> Show me what you can do. 1278 00:52:10,467 --> 00:52:12,100 >> Yeah! 1279 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:14,100 [ Cheering ] 1280 00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:20,867 >> Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 1281 00:52:20,867 --> 00:52:22,433 it's been a great fight so far, 1282 00:52:22,433 --> 00:52:23,100 but I'm about to take 1283 00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:25,567 on the second set of fighters. 1284 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,133 >> Okay, son, it's time 1285 00:52:31,133 --> 00:52:32,100 to get this shit on the way, 1286 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,067 wipe this slate clean. 1287 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,633 Let me out of here. 1288 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,800 Got the nerve to come 1289 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,633 in a limousine. 1290 00:52:41,633 --> 00:52:43,867 >> I want his ass! 1291 00:52:43,867 --> 00:52:45,600 I want to kick his ass 1292 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,833 from Genesis to Revelation! 1293 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:49,067 Let me out of this vehicle! 1294 00:52:49,067 --> 00:52:50,900 Let me out! 1295 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,600 >> Ass kick. 1296 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,700 >> I want you, baby. 1297 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,133 I want that motherfucker, bad! 1298 00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:00,400 Elmo Green, 1299 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,900 you dirty motherfucker, 1300 00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:04,100 your ass belong to me. 1301 00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:05,700 If I can pick up that rock 1302 00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:07,133 that killed the giant Goliath, 1303 00:53:07,133 --> 00:53:08,933 and whoop Nero's ass for 1304 00:53:08,933 --> 00:53:10,967 setting Rome on fire, 1305 00:53:10,967 --> 00:53:13,833 your ass is mine, motherfucker! 1306 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:16,200 >> Talk is cheap and grass 1307 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,533 is free, now Mr. Dolemite, 1308 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:19,867 it's time for you to see me. 1309 00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:22,167 >> [ Whooping ] 1310 00:53:22,167 --> 00:53:23,900 >> Get out of here. 1311 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:25,767 I won't be long. 1312 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:28,733 >> Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite! 1313 00:53:39,767 --> 00:53:41,967 >> I'm sick of this 1314 00:53:41,967 --> 00:53:43,400 old motherfucker. 1315 00:53:46,133 --> 00:53:47,200 If this motherfucker 1316 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,633 is going to fight like he talks, 1317 00:53:48,633 --> 00:53:51,433 I might have a job on my hands. 1318 00:53:51,433 --> 00:53:53,133 The last time I saw 1319 00:53:53,133 --> 00:53:54,267 this motherfucker, 1320 00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:55,567 he was running! 1321 00:53:55,567 --> 00:53:56,567 I'm talking about you, 1322 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,067 son of a bitch. 1323 00:53:58,067 --> 00:53:59,633 You can run, 1324 00:53:59,633 --> 00:54:01,567 but you damn sure can't hide. 1325 00:54:08,967 --> 00:54:10,067 >> All right, Mr. Dolemite, 1326 00:54:10,067 --> 00:54:12,067 it's on. 1327 00:54:12,067 --> 00:54:14,067 Come on, motherfucker. 1328 00:54:18,367 --> 00:54:19,600 >> How do you like that? 1329 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,100 Come on! 1330 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,633 You want to play, motherfucker? 1331 00:54:37,967 --> 00:54:40,767 >> Kick him! Kick him! 1332 00:54:47,267 --> 00:54:49,233 >> He's got electric 1333 00:54:49,233 --> 00:54:51,700 shooting out of him! 1334 00:54:59,867 --> 00:55:02,133 >> Die, motherfucker! 1335 00:55:12,967 --> 00:55:14,767 I'm going to tell you all, 1336 00:55:14,767 --> 00:55:17,333 when this motherfucker comes to, 1337 00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,733 I want you to get his ass 1338 00:55:18,733 --> 00:55:20,067 out of town! 1339 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:20,767 All the rest 1340 00:55:20,767 --> 00:55:22,067 of you sons of bitches, 1341 00:55:22,067 --> 00:55:23,600 when Dolemite comes through, 1342 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,467 I want you to bow down, 1343 00:55:25,467 --> 00:55:28,667 motherfuckers, bow down! 1344 00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:30,800 [ Whooping ] 1345 00:55:35,367 --> 00:55:37,067 >> Hey, come on. Get off! 1346 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:39,067 >> Get in there. Get in there. 1347 00:55:46,667 --> 00:55:49,433 >> Hello? 1348 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,533 Oh, Dolemite, what's up? 1349 00:55:54,467 --> 00:55:56,500 Oh, you need a massage, right? 1350 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:58,100 I know just the place to send 1351 00:55:58,100 --> 00:55:59,567 you, to a girl named Asia. 1352 00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:00,933 She's a good friend of mine. 1353 00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:01,567 I'll call you with the 1354 00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:02,633 information when I get to 1355 00:56:02,633 --> 00:56:03,533 office. 1356 00:56:03,533 --> 00:56:05,067 All right, buddy. 1357 00:56:05,067 --> 00:56:07,500 >> [ Scatting ] 1358 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,967 >> Hello, Mr. Dolemite. 1359 00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:30,167 I want you to sit back and relax 1360 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:31,267 because I'm going 1361 00:56:31,267 --> 00:56:34,500 to make you feel real good. 1362 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,600 >> That's just what I need. 1363 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,900 You know, I had to whoop 1364 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:41,333 a motherfucker's ass today. 1365 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:44,433 >> Mr. Dolemite, fighting again? 1366 00:56:44,433 --> 00:56:47,567 >> Yes, that's why my body 1367 00:56:47,567 --> 00:56:50,567 is all tensed up. 1368 00:56:50,567 --> 00:56:52,067 You know, 1369 00:56:52,067 --> 00:56:54,633 life has a lot of pictures, 1370 00:56:54,633 --> 00:57:01,500 but right now, I see bras. 1371 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:04,200 But I think my body needs 1372 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,433 a good, soothing 1373 00:57:06,433 --> 00:57:09,133 relaxing massage. 1374 00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:11,167 >> Yes, and that's just 1375 00:57:11,167 --> 00:57:13,267 what you're going to get. 1376 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,067 >> [ Moaning ] 1377 00:57:23,533 --> 00:57:27,267 Oh, baby, that feels good. 1378 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:34,800 Oh, do it like a nice girl 1379 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,200 should. 1380 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,933 Oh, back to the left, 1381 00:57:41,933 --> 00:57:43,733 back to the right. 1382 00:57:43,733 --> 00:57:45,933 Scratch it, baby, with all your 1383 00:57:45,933 --> 00:57:47,500 might. 1384 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:57,667 Scratch it, scratch it, scratch 1385 00:57:57,667 --> 00:57:58,500 it! 1386 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:03,533 Oh, that feels good, baby. 1387 00:58:06,433 --> 00:58:08,533 >> Turn over. 1388 00:58:16,233 --> 00:58:18,267 >> Oh, baby. 1389 00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:21,533 Wow! 1390 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:26,967 Oh, don't go, baby. 1391 00:58:26,967 --> 00:58:28,067 Don't hide them. 1392 00:58:28,067 --> 00:58:30,500 Let me look again. 1393 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,667 Let me see it one more time. 1394 00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:34,567 Just one more time. 1395 00:58:34,567 --> 00:58:36,100 >> Only if you're a good 1396 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:37,067 little boy. 1397 00:58:37,067 --> 00:58:39,633 >> Baby, I promise. 1398 00:58:39,633 --> 00:58:41,767 I promise! 1399 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,967 [ Whooping ] 1400 00:59:14,233 --> 00:59:15,900 >> [ Moans ] 1401 00:59:21,967 --> 00:59:24,233 Oh, Dolemite! 1402 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:33,433 [ Moaning loudly ] 1403 00:59:56,500 --> 01:00:01,200 Mr. Dolemite, you're so good, 1404 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,733 but I'm not surprised. 1405 01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:05,533 >> Yes. 1406 01:00:05,533 --> 01:00:10,033 Dolemite is amazing at 1407 01:00:10,033 --> 01:00:11,233 making love. 1408 01:00:11,267 --> 01:00:13,567 to beautiful women like you. 1409 01:00:13,567 --> 01:00:16,467 It's my number one thing. 1410 01:00:16,467 --> 01:00:18,267 Wow! 1411 01:00:24,033 --> 01:00:26,167 >> I've already called somebody. 1412 01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:27,167 I don't know if they'll get here 1413 01:00:27,167 --> 01:00:28,900 tomorrow, but I need to -- 1414 01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:30,333 [ Knocking ] 1415 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:32,933 Call me on another phone. 1416 01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:34,933 Don't call on this line. 1417 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,267 >> Elmo! 1418 01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:40,000 >> What's happening? 1419 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,267 >> How are you doing, man? 1420 01:00:41,267 --> 01:00:43,367 Long time no see. 1421 01:00:43,367 --> 01:00:45,100 Man, I just learned 1422 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:46,200 about you guys. 1423 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,433 How'd you get in from Chicago 1424 01:00:47,433 --> 01:00:49,133 so quick? I'm glad to see you. 1425 01:00:49,133 --> 01:00:49,967 >> Can we help you? 1426 01:00:49,967 --> 01:00:51,400 >> You know for me to call you, 1427 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,267 I've got problems, 1428 01:00:53,267 --> 01:00:55,133 I've got big problems. 1429 01:00:55,133 --> 01:00:56,600 After twenty-five years, 1430 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,400 he's back. 1431 01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,600 Yesterday, 1432 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,467 in front of all of my people, 1433 01:01:01,467 --> 01:01:03,100 he embarrassed me. 1434 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:05,867 >> What's the problem? 1435 01:01:05,867 --> 01:01:08,533 >> He knows all kind of shit. 1436 01:01:08,533 --> 01:01:11,533 Trick shit -- karate. 1437 01:01:11,533 --> 01:01:14,100 He's like a cat with nine lives. 1438 01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:15,733 I want him dead. 1439 01:01:15,733 --> 01:01:18,200 I want him dead! Do you hear me? 1440 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,700 Dead, dead, dead! 1441 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:24,500 >> What's his name? 1442 01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:26,800 What's his name? 1443 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,333 What's his name? 1444 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:31,933 >> Dolemite! 1445 01:01:31,933 --> 01:01:34,133 >> Dolemite? 1446 01:01:34,133 --> 01:01:37,167 >> I want him dead. 1447 01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:38,067 >> Can you handle that? 1448 01:01:38,067 --> 01:01:39,067 >> It's not a problem. 1449 01:01:39,067 --> 01:01:40,833 I know just who to call. 1450 01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:44,867 >> Good, then maybe I can rest. 1451 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:47,300 It's good you guys came. 1452 01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:53,467 [ Indistinct chatter ] 1453 01:01:57,133 --> 01:02:01,067 >> Excuse me, ladies and 1454 01:02:01,067 --> 01:02:02,100 gentlemen! 1455 01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:04,067 I'd like to present at this time 1456 01:02:04,067 --> 01:02:05,200 our district attorney. 1457 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,300 Give her our applause, please. 1458 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,733 >> Thank you for joining us 1459 01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:14,800 today and making a presentation 1460 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,367 to one of citizens that has done 1461 01:02:16,367 --> 01:02:18,567 so very much for our community. 1462 01:02:18,567 --> 01:02:19,933 So, without any further delay, 1463 01:02:19,933 --> 01:02:21,567 I will present to you our mayor 1464 01:02:21,567 --> 01:02:23,400 to make this presentation. 1465 01:02:26,433 --> 01:02:28,500 >> Mr. Dolemite it is 1466 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:31,800 my pleasure and honor 1467 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,167 to thank you 1468 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:34,800 for what you have done 1469 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,300 for our children 1470 01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:38,333 and cleaning up the streets. 1471 01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:39,500 We would like to present you 1472 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:41,200 the key to our city 1473 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,900 and not only to our city, 1474 01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:46,767 but the key to our hearts. 1475 01:02:46,767 --> 01:02:48,700 Mr. Dolemite! 1476 01:02:50,867 --> 01:02:53,800 >> Thank you, to the mayor 1477 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,267 and all the distinguished 1478 01:02:55,267 --> 01:02:56,267 people, 1479 01:02:56,267 --> 01:02:59,900 I want to thank you so very much 1480 01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:01,900 for the key to city 1481 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,067 and I would like to thank 1482 01:03:03,067 --> 01:03:05,100 the beautiful district attorney 1483 01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,300 for coming out, 1484 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:07,667 and my very dear friend 1485 01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:09,067 that's been with me for many 1486 01:03:09,067 --> 01:03:11,967 years, lieutenant Blakely. 1487 01:03:11,967 --> 01:03:13,700 And I'd like to say to my son 1488 01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:14,767 here that come with me 1489 01:03:14,767 --> 01:03:16,733 all the way from Africa 1490 01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,967 to help me curb the streets 1491 01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:20,300 from all the thugs 1492 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:21,533 and cutthroats. 1493 01:03:21,533 --> 01:03:23,200 My other son who was with me 1494 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,633 and was hurt in a little fight 1495 01:03:24,633 --> 01:03:25,533 the other night, 1496 01:03:25,533 --> 01:03:27,900 but we are still standing. 1497 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:29,667 And I'd like to say that 1498 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:31,267 when my sister called me 1499 01:03:31,267 --> 01:03:33,067 and asked me to come home 1500 01:03:33,067 --> 01:03:36,067 to help, I couldn't do anything 1501 01:03:36,067 --> 01:03:37,867 else but get here as quick as I 1502 01:03:37,867 --> 01:03:38,800 could. 1503 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,133 Thank you very much. 1504 01:03:46,433 --> 01:03:49,567 I want to thank the lovely DA 1505 01:03:49,567 --> 01:03:50,600 for coming out. 1506 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,067 Thank you, baby. 1507 01:04:06,533 --> 01:04:09,967 >> Blue? 1508 01:04:09,967 --> 01:04:12,067 >> What's up? 1509 01:04:12,067 --> 01:04:13,200 >> That was your daddy 1510 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,067 on the phone. 1511 01:04:15,067 --> 01:04:16,400 He's real concerned 1512 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,500 about these Chicago guys. 1513 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:20,667 >> No, no, no. No, no, no. 1514 01:04:20,667 --> 01:04:22,167 You just tell Mr. Green 1515 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:23,467 not to worry about a thing. 1516 01:04:23,467 --> 01:04:24,733 Just make sure we get this 1517 01:04:24,733 --> 01:04:28,700 Dolemite character here. 1518 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:31,267 >> No problem, guarantee it. 1519 01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:32,400 >> Good. 1520 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,967 >> Tell Mr. Green, 1521 01:04:33,967 --> 01:04:35,967 now he can rest. 1522 01:04:35,967 --> 01:04:37,967 [ Chuckles ] 1523 01:04:37,967 --> 01:04:40,367 >> Yo, boy, let's get cracking. 1524 01:04:40,367 --> 01:04:42,067 Take it up a notch. 1525 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:50,300 [ Loud knocking ] 1526 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,800 >> Blakely? 1527 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,800 Blakely? 1528 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,533 Where are you, man? 1529 01:05:31,533 --> 01:05:34,333 Amigo? 1530 01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:37,067 Have you seen Blakely? 1531 01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:38,533 >> No. 1532 01:05:38,533 --> 01:05:40,367 >> I'll be God damned. 1533 01:05:40,367 --> 01:05:41,667 Blakely didn't give me 1534 01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:44,300 another wrong address. 1535 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:45,233 I need to get the hell 1536 01:05:45,233 --> 01:05:47,167 out of here. 1537 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,867 And who are y'all, anyway? 1538 01:05:57,867 --> 01:06:01,400 What the fuck do you want? 1539 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:05,100 All right, the fight is on! 1540 01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:06,733 [ Shouting ] 1541 01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:14,200 Did I hurt you? 1542 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,567 >> Shit! 1543 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,867 [ Electricity zapping ] 1544 01:06:42,867 --> 01:06:44,767 [ Shouting ] 1545 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:02,100 >> Come on, come on! 1546 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:06,467 You want to dance? 1547 01:07:14,133 --> 01:07:15,633 Oh! 1548 01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:22,333 [ Laughing ] 1549 01:07:27,733 --> 01:07:29,867 [ Whooping ] 1550 01:07:36,233 --> 01:07:38,767 >> Dolemite? 1551 01:07:38,767 --> 01:07:40,500 Kiss your nuts goodbye, 1552 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,733 because your ass belongs to me. 1553 01:07:42,733 --> 01:07:44,400 >> Why, you little tide 1554 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,500 strumpet, midget-looking 1555 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:48,100 motherfucker. 1556 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:48,833 You better come up 1557 01:07:48,833 --> 01:07:50,733 with more punch than that. 1558 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,633 Bow down, motherfucker, 1559 01:07:53,633 --> 01:07:55,233 bow down! 1560 01:07:55,233 --> 01:07:56,400 >> Bow down? 1561 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,333 I'll never bow down to no man. 1562 01:07:58,333 --> 01:07:59,700 >> I've got something 1563 01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:02,400 for your ass. 1564 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,367 [ Electricity zapping ] 1565 01:08:06,733 --> 01:08:08,533 >> What have you done 1566 01:08:08,533 --> 01:08:10,667 to me Dolemite? 1567 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:12,967 >> I made you just what you are, 1568 01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:14,200 a bitch. 1569 01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:17,200 Bitch, I said bow down! 1570 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,167 >> You didn't have to go there, 1571 01:08:18,167 --> 01:08:19,133 Dolemite. 1572 01:08:19,133 --> 01:08:20,333 You didn't have to go that 1573 01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:21,600 far. 1574 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,700 >> Bitch, I said bow down. 1575 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:26,067 I've turned motherfuckers 1576 01:08:26,067 --> 01:08:27,633 into monkeys, cats, 1577 01:08:27,633 --> 01:08:29,067 and elephants. 1578 01:08:29,067 --> 01:08:30,400 Now get up! 1579 01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:34,467 Switch bitch! 1580 01:08:34,467 --> 01:08:35,867 Switch on this! 1581 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,400 Switch bitch! 1582 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,167 [ Laughing ] 1583 01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:48,567 >> Kelon, we're here 1584 01:08:48,567 --> 01:08:50,067 to meet with the Bishop. 1585 01:08:50,067 --> 01:08:51,100 He's the one who hired those 1586 01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:52,933 guys from Chicago that Dolemite 1587 01:08:52,933 --> 01:08:54,800 just fucked over all of 'em. 1588 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:55,267 He fucked up 1589 01:08:55,267 --> 01:08:56,367 the whole operation. 1590 01:08:56,367 --> 01:08:57,633 He killed my brother 1591 01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:58,300 ten years ago. 1592 01:08:58,300 --> 01:08:59,500 This son of a bitch 1593 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,067 is getting my nerves. 1594 01:09:01,067 --> 01:09:02,900 He's driving me crazy. 1595 01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:05,567 I've got to do something. 1596 01:09:05,567 --> 01:09:06,567 Bishop! 1597 01:09:06,567 --> 01:09:08,067 Look at me! 1598 01:09:08,067 --> 01:09:08,833 Two weeks time, 1599 01:09:08,833 --> 01:09:10,233 I've aged twenty years. 1600 01:09:10,233 --> 01:09:12,233 I am tired! I am tired! 1601 01:09:12,233 --> 01:09:14,167 You've got to do somebody! 1602 01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:14,833 >> Dolemite? 1603 01:09:14,833 --> 01:09:16,200 >> Yes, Dolemite! 1604 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,467 >> He can't be that damn lucky. 1605 01:09:18,467 --> 01:09:20,233 He must have a horseshoe 1606 01:09:20,233 --> 01:09:21,467 in his ass. 1607 01:09:21,467 --> 01:09:23,733 We've got to get him! 1608 01:09:23,733 --> 01:09:26,067 I need my damn money 1609 01:09:26,067 --> 01:09:28,333 to hold this fucker up. 1610 01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:30,067 I've got to get him! 1611 01:09:30,067 --> 01:09:33,133 >> What you gonna do? 1612 01:09:33,133 --> 01:09:35,367 >> Black Chin Ho! 1613 01:09:35,367 --> 01:09:38,067 Boy if you see him, 1614 01:09:38,067 --> 01:09:40,300 he'd make a rottweiler bow down. 1615 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,833 >> That sounds like what I need. 1616 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,067 Get it on. 1617 01:09:49,833 --> 01:09:53,567 >> God damn Elmo Green! 1618 01:09:53,567 --> 01:09:55,067 Come out! 1619 01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:56,333 Come out! 1620 01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:57,600 Come out, you ratty, 1621 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,700 dodging motherfuckers! 1622 01:10:04,633 --> 01:10:06,733 Take that motherfucker! 1623 01:10:09,367 --> 01:10:11,300 [ Shouting ] 1624 01:10:18,933 --> 01:10:21,300 Come on, you rat-tooth-eating 1625 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:22,833 motherfucker! 1626 01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:30,700 Take that motherfucker! 1627 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,600 Bow down, motherfucker, 1628 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:35,833 bow down! 1629 01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:37,967 Bow down! 1630 01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:45,100 Down, motherfucker, down! 1631 01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:47,033 Die! 1632 01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:55,267 RIP! 1633 01:10:55,267 --> 01:10:57,800 Rest in peace, motherfucker! 1634 01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:02,167 A black-ass Chinaman. 1635 01:11:02,167 --> 01:11:03,767 Chin Ho, 1636 01:11:03,767 --> 01:11:06,333 wearing that black and red. 1637 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,800 I'm going to put my foot upside 1638 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,900 of your motherfucking head. 1639 01:11:13,133 --> 01:11:15,100 Easy, easy, motherfucker. 1640 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:18,833 You're a gusto son of a bitch. 1641 01:11:18,833 --> 01:11:20,867 Now, I want you to bow down! 1642 01:11:20,867 --> 01:11:22,367 Bow down! 1643 01:11:22,367 --> 01:11:24,433 Bow down! 1644 01:11:32,067 --> 01:11:33,367 Nice landing. 1645 01:11:33,367 --> 01:11:34,400 Get up, motherfucker, 1646 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,833 so I can knock you back 1647 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:39,433 down, you clown. 1648 01:11:39,433 --> 01:11:42,833 Chin Ho, I have the power. 1649 01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:45,067 It's time for you to die, 1650 01:11:45,067 --> 01:11:46,633 Chin Ho. 1651 01:11:46,633 --> 01:11:49,067 [ R&B music playing ] 1652 01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:57,833 Get up, bitch! 1653 01:12:03,433 --> 01:12:04,700 Rook and crooks, 1654 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:06,100 cakes and rakes, 1655 01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:07,733 show me what you can do 1656 01:12:07,733 --> 01:12:10,333 with these motherfucking snakes. 1657 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:12,967 >> [ Screaming ] 1658 01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:16,133 >> You rat-tooth motherfucker! 1659 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,433 This is my final message for 1660 01:12:21,433 --> 01:12:26,100 that motherfucking Elmo Green! 1661 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:30,733 I am determined to survive 1662 01:12:30,733 --> 01:12:32,733 the explosion! 1663 01:12:35,633 --> 01:12:38,533 [ R&B playing ] 1664 01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:55,400 Whoo, what you gonna do? 1665 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,100 This is for you! 1666 01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,633 [ Screaming ] 1667 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:17,633 Oh, shit! 1668 01:13:17,633 --> 01:13:20,067 Oh, a fat girl! 1669 01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:21,267 You may go to the head 1670 01:13:21,267 --> 01:13:23,233 of the class. 1671 01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:25,300 My brand-new film, 1672 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,700 it's called 1673 01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:28,867 "The Dolemite Explosion." 1674 01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:30,500 I have been chosen 1675 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:32,833 to survive the explosion. 1676 01:13:32,833 --> 01:13:35,067 * Put me in the midst 1677 01:13:35,067 --> 01:13:38,100 * I'm the bad, bad Dolemite 1678 01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:39,967 [ Screaming ] 1679 01:13:39,967 --> 01:13:43,333 [ Quivering ] 1680 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:46,067 [ R&B music playing ] 1681 01:14:50,467 --> 01:14:52,200 I'm leaving this motherfucker. 1682 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:53,900 God damn, shit. 102678