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The girl,
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they ended up--
they never did find her body,
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but evidently they kept her--
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she kept her somewhere
in a pen like this.
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In 2007, Caleb Jonesand his wife, Rachel,
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saw an ad near the Weimer storeabout help needing cuttingwood.
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On the other end of that ad,Susan Worley.
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Just up the hill right here,
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that's where they found
one of the--
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like, an arm or a leg
or something,
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just right over the hill there.
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And if you look, the barn there,
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it's torn down now.
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Jones sayshe and his wife eventually
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lived on her property.
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They set up a small trailer
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and helped her clean upthe property and feed her pigs.
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And all of the sudden,Worley told them they had togo.
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He turned white as a ghost.
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I mean, you can see I'm getting
chill bumps right now
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just thinking about it,
because it's, like,
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whenever you're that close
to somebody to escape death.
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Both of themremember her living conditions
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as being terrible.
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While there was running wateron the property,
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both saythere was no bathroom on site.
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Her living conditions
were-- were crazy,
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because she let the pigs
live in the house
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and they would run through
and come and go
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as she pleased as...
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But there-- there was just
something about her
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that was off,
that just was eerie.
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And they say newsof her arrest comes as a shock.
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There were
warning signs definitely.
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She-- she was always nice to me.
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I remember down at the shelter,
I was looking for work...
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Come on, you're almost there.
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Right there.
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Push.
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Push.
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Come on.
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Push. Come on.
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No!
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-With you.
-Yeah.
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What else do we need?
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Like, did the boys
prepare for anything?
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Yeah, prepare, like, bring beer.
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-This number keeps texting here.
-Oh, my God, it's 818.
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That's, like, Burbank.
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-Ew, who lives there?
-Oh, my God.
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-Jesus!
-Looking good, ladies.
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-Looking good.
-Oh!
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So my jiu-jitsu
classes are paying off.
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-Girl, yes.
-Hey, baby girl!
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-Looking marvelous as always.
-Thank you.
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And hey, cutie!
I forget your name.
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-I smoke too much weed.
-Hurricane.
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-Don't ask why.
-Yeah, don't.
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Girl, you're walking a pit bull
on the streets of Hillcrest.
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I'm surprised
a Karen hasn't got you yet.
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First of all, I am Black, gay,
and I need emotional support.
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And, girl,
you know we're in California.
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Why you got all that on
like you a Eskimo?
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Oh, I'm Mormon now.
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-Is that sheep's wool?
-Uh, yeah.
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Mormon.
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Girl, ain't no church gonna
have your scraggly ass.
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So, we're going to
my boyfriend's dad's house
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in Oregon,
he's got a cabin up there.
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We're gonna have
a little weekend fiesta.
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Adrianna, meet my friends.
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Marcus, Tyler, and the star
of the show, Hurricane.
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Oh, my God, so cute.
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Wait, why is his name Hurricane?
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Don't ask.
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Please, please, please.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Um, you guys should come
to the cabin with us, right?
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Yes, yes!
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I'm a city slicker.
This ass don't walk in grass.
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And these heels don't, either.
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Well, I know Hurricane
would like to get out
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-of the city for a weekend.
-Yeah.
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Come on, do it for the dog.
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Babe, I've been to Oregon.
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And there's no place for
my beautiful, sexy Black ass.
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Burning daylight, let's roll.
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How was it, buddy?
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There's a pandemic coming.
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What is wrong with you?
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Why are you doing this?
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Why are you doing this?
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I have a baby!
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Please, just leave me alone!
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Don't kill me, please.
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I'll do anything you want,
please.
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Say something!
What are you doing?
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That must be
your prince charming.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Well, Merry Christmas.
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I hope I see you guys soon.
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Please someone save me
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from these cannibals
and meat eaters.
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Girl, you don't eat meat?
I eat meat.
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Well, I don't swallow,
but don't tell anyone.
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Bye!
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Love her.
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But speaking of secrets,
does he know yet?
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No, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
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I haven't decided
if I'm keeping it or not.
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You've got to
protect yourself, woman!
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Funny you should say that,
Tyler.
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-I always say that to you.
-Whatever.
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Okay, just text me
if you change your mind, okay?
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Love you, love you.
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Bye, Hurricane.
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Girl, I love her,
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but she is crazy if she has
a baby with that mess.
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-Who the fuck was that?
-Just some friends.
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I was trying
to get them to come up.
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You can't just invite people
to my parents' cabin
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without asking me first.
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Uh, you're such a butt plug.
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What the fuck
does that supposed to mean?
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Butt plug? Who has a butt plug?
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Of course that's all
you got from that statement.
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Jesus, guys, we haven't even
made it down the road
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and you're already fighting.
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All right, all right,
all right, you're right.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I apologize.
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I have a chronic disorder
of douchebag,
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but have no fear.
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I will protect you
and I am strapped.
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Strap on?
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Well, I knew he was a perv,
but not you, Brit.
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Oh, that shows
how little you know about me.
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I know what you meant,
tough guy.
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You want that. 45,
that Jesus piece.
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♪ That Colt 45 and twoZig-Zags,baby that's all we need ♪
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♪ Stop and hit the bonglike Cheech and Chong ♪
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♪ Smoke that tumbleweed ♪
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Wait, wait, you have a gun?
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Well, I mean,
I prefer a peacemaker, a heater.
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That's so unnecessary.
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Unnecessary
until it's necessary.
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So
what are you scared of, cowboy?
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I don't know, you know,
vegans scare the hell out of me.
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Well, you should be scared.
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Listen, Adrianna,
I know you hate me,
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but no matter what happens...
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I'm gonna protect you.
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Not because
I care about justice,
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I just want to use my gun.
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Oh, is this the part
where you tell us
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about
your Second Amendment rights?
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Aren't you scared
of getting arrested?
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They have something
called licensing,
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so if you have a gun license
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and you're not with the liberal,
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we should be good
according to law.
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Brittany, you must be
a saint to be with this one.
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I'm sorry,
I didn't hear anything.
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That's gonna be
my number one tip
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when I become a dating guru.
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Using the excuse
of being on your phone.
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Sounds like great advice.
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Well, I'll be
your first patient, Brit.
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Just make sure
to give me a good prescription.
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Do I hear two?
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I second the notion.
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Dibs on uno.
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Bullying and skipping line.
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Why am I not surprised?
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Anyway, let's be friends.
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I don't wanna get shot.
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Shake on it?
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Let's get fucked up.
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Here we go! Rock and roll!
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Morning, Susan.
Sorry to bother you.
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I know it's early, but we got
a few questions for you.
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Neighbors complaining?
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Not this time.
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Uh, we're just interested
to know the last time
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you saw Doug Birchfield.
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Yeah,
Dougie used to work for me.
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Like all of 'em.
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Made some money,
got hooked back on the needle.
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Were you and Mr. Birchfield
ever romantically involved?
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'Course not.
I ain't needed a man in years.
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Especially not a junkie.
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I'm starting to feel
like you're up to something...
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and I don't think
I like it very much.
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How many pigs you got, Susan?
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Besides
the two on the porch...
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30, 40.
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Pig's a very
resourceful creature.
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-Hm.
-A lot you could do with a pig.
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Yeah.
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Your dad was a pig farmer,
wasn't he, Officer Raymond?
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He was.
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Well, you have yourself
a great day, Susan.
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You think she did it?
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Well, she's already lying
about their relationship.
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And look at this place.
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She's got every means
to dispose of a body...
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including a homeless person.
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Easy write off.
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Don't do it.
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We need probable cause.
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But we'll get it.
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Bro,
we should have a pig roast.
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Uh, you better fucking not.
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I'm down, dude. Let's do it.
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Hey, I heard
you were the one to talk to
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about getting some work.
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I sure could use some money
if you got anything.
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Who told you that?
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I-- I don't remember, it's just
kind of the talk around here.
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I don't recognize you.
Where are you from?
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Uh, California.
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Can you keep a secret?
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Of course, you can trust me.
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I could hire you on my farm...
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but I don't like people
knowing my business.
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Yes, ma'am, I understand.
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Appreciate it, Susan.
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-You can't trust these people.
-I-- I give you my word--
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If you're gonna work for me,
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I gotta know I can trust you.
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I-- I give you my word,
I'll keep it between you and me.
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Come by my place in the morning.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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-I won't let you down.
-Hm.
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It'll be good.
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You won't regret it.
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Thanks!
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Nice talking to you.
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I won't let you down!
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Uh, all right, gang.
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I need a drink, let's stop here
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at the local Watering Hole.
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- What do you say?
- I'm game.
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I need to stop by the
store and get some booze, too.
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- All in favor say aye.
- Aye!
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Got you a drink already, babe.
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Well, I wanted to
change it up a bit.
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-Get something different.
-Oh.
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So what's the plan, Captain?
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Uh, the plan is no plan,
Corporal.
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I definitely want to do
some lounging around.
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Get caught up on my beauty rest.
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How about you boys?
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I'd like to do some manly stuff.
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Maybe teach a boy here
how to drive stick.
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What does being a man even mean?
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00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:30,591
Bartender,
another round, please.
256
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,395
What? They work for me.
257
00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:37,297
No, seriously.
258
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,634
What does
being a man consist of?
259
00:21:40,101 --> 00:21:41,669
Oh, I think I would know.
260
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:43,504
Yeah, it's probably
eating a lot of meat,
261
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:45,573
so your asshole just lights up.
262
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:47,742
What is
with you two and buttholes?
263
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,278
I am the rubber band man
264
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,746
for tonight.
265
00:21:51,879 --> 00:21:53,581
-Tony Tone!
-I got drinks.
266
00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:55,183
But I need that, actually.
267
00:21:55,616 --> 00:21:57,051
Ooh, baller!
268
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:59,720
Yeah, let's-- let's kill it
while we're here, huh?
269
00:21:59,854 --> 00:22:01,088
Cheers.
270
00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:05,059
All right.
271
00:22:07,261 --> 00:22:09,462
So, what's your plan
after school, Brit?
272
00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:12,399
The plan is no plan.
How about you?
273
00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:15,002
I plan on starting
my own practice.
274
00:22:15,136 --> 00:22:17,337
That's if I ever finish.
275
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:20,842
I don't know, maybe I'll just
be a professional student.
276
00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:23,244
No, you got this,
you're almost there.
277
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,679
How about you, Hunter?
278
00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:26,413
What's in store for the marine?
279
00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:29,050
I was always
a little too cool for school.
280
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,450
That's why I enlisted.
281
00:22:31,152 --> 00:22:34,487
But I don't know, I would like
to start a family one day.
282
00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:37,091
Oh, that's so cute.
A little baby Hunter.
283
00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:39,026
Baby Hunter.
284
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,895
Tony!
285
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,165
Party foul!
286
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:47,367
No worries, Tony,
I didn't need one anyways.
287
00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:53,608
-Sorry.
-Were you a server?
288
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,978
You're so cute
when you're embarrassed.
289
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,781
Fucking thing!
290
00:23:01,716 --> 00:23:03,317
I'm ready
to leave after this round.
291
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,785
Yes, please.
292
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,922
We just got started,
what do you want to do, Tony?
293
00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:10,157
I think I want
the whole outdoor experience.
294
00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:11,893
Not this "watering hole" shit.
295
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:15,096
We've been on the road all day,
I'm ready to chill.
296
00:23:15,663 --> 00:23:18,431
All right, ladies.
One more, then we go.
297
00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:21,434
-All right, cheers.
-Prost.
298
00:23:23,104 --> 00:23:25,373
- Party pooping tonight.
- What is this then?
299
00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:27,775
This is a drink.
300
00:23:27,909 --> 00:23:29,343
Too bad
you're not drinking with us.
301
00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:31,913
-What's up with that?
-What do you think this is?
302
00:23:33,147 --> 00:23:34,515
So can we leave?
303
00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:36,651
Sure, I guess.
304
00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:15,156
All right, guys,
here we are.
305
00:24:20,428 --> 00:24:21,729
The door was open.
306
00:24:21,896 --> 00:24:24,098
This place is a pigsty.
307
00:24:24,265 --> 00:24:26,667
See, this is why
I'm not nice to people.
308
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:28,970
Look, maybe your water broke
or something.
309
00:24:31,706 --> 00:24:34,008
Kind of creepy, but whatever.
310
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:35,776
-Let's get settled in.
-Adrianna, I think
311
00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:37,812
we have cucumbers if you want to
put some of your eyelids.
312
00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:40,480
No, thanks,
I brought my own facial masks.
313
00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:42,817
And by the way,
we only have one room available,
314
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,885
so me and Britt will sleep
on the air mattress.
315
00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:46,687
You two can have the room.
316
00:24:46,821 --> 00:24:48,589
What's wrong
with the other two rooms?
317
00:24:48,923 --> 00:24:50,157
One's my mom's art studio
318
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,259
and the other has
a bunch of shit in it.
319
00:24:52,393 --> 00:24:53,561
What kind of shit?
320
00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:55,796
Dude, I don't know,
doomsday shit.
321
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,965
Well, thanks, that's sweet.
322
00:24:58,099 --> 00:25:00,001
You're officially
off my shit list.
323
00:25:00,134 --> 00:25:01,836
Yes! My life is complete.
324
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:03,838
How about them cucumbers?
325
00:25:03,971 --> 00:25:06,507
You're bad.
326
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,396
Man, that is a cool shotgun.
327
00:25:28,763 --> 00:25:29,930
Yeah, that was my grandpa's,
328
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:32,233
he used to take us
skeet shooting
329
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,934
and bird hunting as a kid.
330
00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:40,641
Skeet shooting is kind of
like our family sport.
331
00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:44,513
1892 Damascus steel.
332
00:25:44,678 --> 00:25:47,148
12 gauge.
333
00:25:47,281 --> 00:25:48,282
She is pretty.
334
00:25:48,449 --> 00:25:49,917
Please tell me
you've shot skeet before.
335
00:25:50,051 --> 00:25:52,353
What, those little orange
puck-looking things?
336
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,723
Technically they're called
clay pigeons, but whatever.
337
00:25:57,124 --> 00:25:58,259
Okay.
338
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,062
Sweet with the skeet, bro.
Let's do it to it.
339
00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:11,672
Okay, babe,
340
00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:13,474
we're gonna go
play guns in the woods.
341
00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:15,109
Be careful, Hunter.
342
00:26:16,844 --> 00:26:19,280
-Don't shoot your eye out, kid.
-Will do.
343
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:26,387
Hey, take care of my man,
capisce?
344
00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:28,122
Capisce,
when I'm done with your man,
345
00:26:28,289 --> 00:26:29,490
he'll be shaking it
with two hands.
346
00:26:31,258 --> 00:26:33,594
Saddle up, Tony.
347
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:36,664
Famous last words,
"I'll be back."
348
00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:16,170
Yeah.
349
00:27:41,862 --> 00:27:44,031
Just a second.
350
00:27:44,165 --> 00:27:45,600
Coming.
351
00:27:49,203 --> 00:27:51,005
Uh, hey.
352
00:27:55,743 --> 00:27:56,810
Randy.
353
00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:00,848
Uh, you've done a lot
to help out around this month,
354
00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:02,449
so I was thinking, uh...
355
00:28:03,217 --> 00:28:05,486
you don't have to worry
about the rent on the RV.
356
00:28:05,953 --> 00:28:08,122
Oh, well, thank you.
357
00:28:08,255 --> 00:28:11,458
I'll-- I'll do the best
I can for you.
358
00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:14,028
I got supper ready
if you wanna come in.
359
00:28:15,329 --> 00:28:18,432
Uh, no, I got--
I got things to do, but,
360
00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:20,635
uh, I appreciate
all that you've done for me.
361
00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:26,508
Well, uh, I could do a lot more.
362
00:28:27,208 --> 00:28:29,276
You know, I couldn't help but
notice your little habit there.
363
00:28:29,443 --> 00:28:32,446
What with you speeding around
so much and all.
364
00:28:33,615 --> 00:28:35,182
So, uh...
365
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:37,586
all right.
366
00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,019
I'll let you go, but, uh...
367
00:28:39,654 --> 00:28:44,158
just let me know and Mom'll
cook you up something real good.
368
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,060
Real good.
369
00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:53,167
So, what do you have
against the Piglady?
370
00:28:53,535 --> 00:28:54,768
What do you mean?
371
00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:58,806
It just seems like
you're hell bent on busting her.
372
00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:00,374
Is it personal?
373
00:29:00,508 --> 00:29:01,742
I just don't like her.
374
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,310
She's a thief.
375
00:29:07,848 --> 00:29:09,783
She stole one of my dad's pigs.
376
00:29:10,351 --> 00:29:12,687
I'm pretty sure
she poisoned my dog.
377
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,255
Ouch.
378
00:29:15,489 --> 00:29:16,924
How long ago?
379
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,227
I was just a kid.
380
00:29:21,996 --> 00:29:24,131
But you know
what really pisses me off...
381
00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:27,535
is that
she paints herself as this
382
00:29:27,702 --> 00:29:31,472
heroic philanthropist
down at the shelter.
383
00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:33,407
Whatever.
384
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:35,909
I feel you.
385
00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,412
Let's bust this bitch.
386
00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:43,685
Well, it is Christmas time.
387
00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:48,222
Seems to be bodies disappear
this time every year.
388
00:29:51,292 --> 00:29:53,595
Do you really think
she's behind this?
389
00:29:53,728 --> 00:29:54,928
I mean...
390
00:29:55,630 --> 00:29:58,432
a little petty theft
is a long shot for murder.
391
00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:00,267
And besides,
392
00:30:00,801 --> 00:30:03,470
with all the trimmigrants
working in the pot fields,
393
00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:05,507
it may be hard to quantify.
394
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:08,309
It's just a feeling.
395
00:30:14,549 --> 00:30:16,016
It's just a feeling.
396
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:26,761
You know
how stubborn Adrianna can be.
397
00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:28,028
I don't know how you do it.
398
00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:38,506
What?
399
00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:16,076
Hunter.
400
00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:20,080
Thank you, Adrianna.
401
00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:23,250
It's no whiskey,
but it'll have to do.
402
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:28,322
It's like rubbing alcohol.
403
00:31:28,455 --> 00:31:30,725
-No, I'm good.
-Ooh.
404
00:31:30,859 --> 00:31:32,560
So, how was shooting guns today,
405
00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,027
my little tough guy?
406
00:31:34,161 --> 00:31:36,564
It was awesome. Hey, Hunter.
407
00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:38,932
-Hunter!
-Are you deaf?
408
00:31:39,066 --> 00:31:41,001
I saw an axe
in the back of the shed.
409
00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:43,237
In the spirit of tradition...
410
00:31:44,506 --> 00:31:46,608
Christmas tree, anyone?
411
00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,478
Ooh, Hunter,
I think you were right.
412
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,281
Kind of digging
my new manly man.
413
00:31:55,149 --> 00:31:57,017
Well,
who's getting laid tonight?
414
00:31:57,752 --> 00:31:59,186
Who's getting laid tonight?
415
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,356
Or today?
416
00:32:02,524 --> 00:32:04,391
Oh! Hint-hint.
417
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,661
That'll give me something
to look forward to, babe.
418
00:32:06,828 --> 00:32:08,563
But I need to chop a tree.
419
00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:10,598
Oh, we're not gonna do that.
420
00:32:10,765 --> 00:32:13,000
You gotta learn
how to chop wood first, boy.
421
00:32:13,133 --> 00:32:15,068
Oh, I see how it is.
422
00:32:15,202 --> 00:32:17,037
So, you don't want it...
423
00:32:17,705 --> 00:32:18,907
now?
424
00:32:20,575 --> 00:32:23,343
Oof. Oof, babe,
425
00:32:23,511 --> 00:32:25,914
sometimes you want
what you can't have.
426
00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:29,383
Well, it's fine.
We need girl time anyways.
427
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,754
Yeah, it'll give us
a chance to talk about you.
428
00:32:33,387 --> 00:32:35,355
Go on, do your manly stuff.
429
00:32:35,989 --> 00:32:37,592
let's go.
430
00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:39,393
Let's grab our coats.
431
00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:41,261
First thing you need to know
about chopping wood,
432
00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:42,897
it's all positioning
on the handle.
433
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:44,331
Be careful.
434
00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:48,035
Well, I need help
with your cooking skills.
435
00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:49,504
I'm gonna make dinner.
436
00:32:49,671 --> 00:32:51,972
Sure thing. My pleasure.
437
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,642
What're we having, captain?
438
00:32:54,809 --> 00:32:56,811
I was thinking
something easy.
439
00:32:56,945 --> 00:32:58,345
Maybe spaghetti?
440
00:32:58,513 --> 00:33:00,214
They can have the meatballs
after you get your food.
441
00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:03,217
-Thanks, babe.
-Yeah.
442
00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:05,887
All right,
let's clean this up.
443
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,021
I love that
they're getting along.
444
00:33:11,793 --> 00:33:16,196
Okay, so how can I help you
with my cooking expertise?
445
00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:41,154
Hey, uh, man, I, uh,
446
00:33:41,288 --> 00:33:43,357
I think
I'll take you up on your offer.
447
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:48,596
You got me a little bit curious.
448
00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:02,710
You want a bump?
449
00:34:04,012 --> 00:34:06,146
Oh, wow, thanks.
450
00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:08,936
Hey, honey.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
451
00:36:09,637 --> 00:36:11,371
I just need you awake for this.
452
00:36:11,539 --> 00:36:13,473
Uh, how long have I been out?
453
00:36:14,942 --> 00:36:16,410
Not long.
454
00:36:20,715 --> 00:36:22,215
Hey, why am I--
455
00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:24,919
Hey, why am I tied to the bed?
456
00:36:25,419 --> 00:36:27,722
Hey, what in the hell?
457
00:36:27,889 --> 00:36:29,222
What in the fuck?
458
00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:31,291
Why am I tied to the bed?
459
00:36:31,693 --> 00:36:33,628
What in the fuck is going on?
460
00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:37,065
I want out of here!
Why am I tied to the bed?
461
00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:39,067
I've seen you looking at me.
462
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:40,635
What the fuck?
463
00:36:57,085 --> 00:36:58,519
What--
464
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,798
Are they smoking?
465
00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:47,434
Tony will take any opportunity
he gets to roll a joint.
466
00:37:47,602 --> 00:37:48,803
They're so silly.
467
00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:51,139
-What are they even doing?
-I have no idea.
468
00:37:51,672 --> 00:37:53,373
I'm gonna make a drink,
do you want one?
469
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:54,976
Maybe in a minute.
470
00:37:55,375 --> 00:37:56,744
Guys are so strange.
471
00:37:56,878 --> 00:37:58,378
I mean,
how they go around roaring
472
00:37:58,546 --> 00:38:00,413
and beating their chest
over nothing.
473
00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:02,083
I mean, it's almost primal.
474
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:05,285
Yeah, it's almost as if
they're subconsciously clinging
475
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:07,555
to the last
of their masculinity.
476
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,862
I mean,
I guess I shouldn't complain.
477
00:38:15,029 --> 00:38:17,497
At least there's some
manly men left in the world.
478
00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:20,535
It does seem
to be a dying species.
479
00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:23,871
I try and let him run free,
but at the end of the day,
480
00:38:24,038 --> 00:38:26,240
he's such a moron.
481
00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:28,009
They need us to keep them tame.
482
00:38:28,176 --> 00:38:30,178
Tony would be lost without me.
483
00:38:30,343 --> 00:38:32,747
Or maybe
we'd be lost without them.
484
00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:36,551
You wanna ask
your mommy for permission?
485
00:38:36,684 --> 00:38:38,119
- Come on, dude.
- Fuck you, dude.
486
00:38:38,252 --> 00:38:39,687
I got this.
487
00:38:41,956 --> 00:38:44,491
What? What is it now?
488
00:38:45,259 --> 00:38:46,961
Nothing, man.
As you are, as you are.
489
00:38:47,094 --> 00:38:48,830
You gonna keep doing this
every time that I swing?
490
00:38:48,963 --> 00:38:50,397
I'm happy
you're cutting it, man.
491
00:38:50,565 --> 00:38:52,432
-Oh, man. Come on.
-You're doing good.
492
00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:54,467
What, are you cold, pretty boy?
493
00:38:59,674 --> 00:39:01,008
How does that feel?
494
00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:02,743
Good.
495
00:39:03,177 --> 00:39:04,612
Well, let's finish the job.
496
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,782
What is that? Do you see it?
497
00:39:09,650 --> 00:39:12,352
What?
498
00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:14,155
-Dude, I don't know.
-Never mind, dude.
499
00:39:14,288 --> 00:39:15,756
Never mind.
500
00:39:20,661 --> 00:39:23,363
- Try that.
- There she is.
501
00:39:29,402 --> 00:39:30,905
Oh, there it is.
502
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,074
Timber!
503
00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:52,059
Tell me about that story,
you know,
504
00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:53,995
what you were saying
about the Piglady?
505
00:39:54,128 --> 00:39:55,630
Well,
there was just some folklore
506
00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:58,099
around a couple
of disappearances,
507
00:39:58,498 --> 00:40:00,201
one being her husband.
508
00:40:01,102 --> 00:40:04,205
Apparently, she would feed
the victims to her pigs
509
00:40:04,372 --> 00:40:06,439
and she had an ongoing
relationship with them
510
00:40:06,574 --> 00:40:07,875
or something,
I don't know, Tony.
511
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:09,844
-I don't know.
-You mean like beastiality?
512
00:40:10,011 --> 00:40:12,113
You tell me
she's a fucking pig whisperer.
513
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,181
I think she just looks scary.
514
00:40:14,315 --> 00:40:15,415
I mean,
515
00:40:15,816 --> 00:40:17,285
I've been there
a few times with my dad
516
00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:19,353
-and I'm still alive.
-Hm.
517
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,223
Besides,
she wouldn't kill a customer.
518
00:40:22,356 --> 00:40:23,991
It's a bad business.
519
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,458
Yeah, I don't know,
520
00:40:25,626 --> 00:40:27,328
I just don't want to
piss off my girlfriend.
521
00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:30,430
Man the fuck up
and grow some balls.
522
00:40:30,798 --> 00:40:33,367
That's what she secretly
wants anyways, Tony.
523
00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:35,169
I don't think making eye contact
524
00:40:35,336 --> 00:40:37,705
with a flaming pig head
is what she wants, bro.
525
00:40:39,907 --> 00:40:41,342
Well then
she can get over it then.
526
00:40:41,809 --> 00:40:43,244
Here's what
we're gonna do, Tony.
527
00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:45,680
We'll sneak out
tomorrow after breakfast,
528
00:40:45,846 --> 00:40:46,981
we'll get the pig
529
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:49,517
and the roast
will take place far,
530
00:40:49,684 --> 00:40:51,118
far from the cabin.
531
00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:53,087
And that's as nice as I can be.
532
00:40:53,254 --> 00:40:55,690
Come on, let's do it.
533
00:40:55,823 --> 00:40:57,124
All right.
534
00:41:07,668 --> 00:41:09,570
You boys don't belong here.
535
00:41:09,971 --> 00:41:11,706
It's much too dangerous for you.
536
00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,141
Just passing by, bud.
537
00:41:28,789 --> 00:41:30,624
- What a view, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
538
00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:32,026
That's what it's all about.
539
00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:34,595
What are we sipping on?
540
00:41:35,796 --> 00:41:37,064
Devil's gut.
541
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:41,569
Cheers. To the pig lady.
542
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,176
Skoal to experiences.
543
00:41:55,216 --> 00:41:56,283
Let's head back.
544
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,555
Always leave a tool
how you found it, Tony.
545
00:42:03,024 --> 00:42:04,592
Let's go sharpen this blade.
546
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:07,928
Saddle up.
547
00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:12,900
Don't be modest, Tony. Come on.
548
00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:33,154
Should have power in here.
549
00:42:35,723 --> 00:42:37,158
Take that,
so you can latch it back.
550
00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:07,588
Just latch that back
when you're done, Tony.
551
00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:08,889
I got you.
552
00:43:18,999 --> 00:43:20,601
- Yo, Hunter, come here.
- Yeah?
553
00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:21,735
Come here, come here, come here.
554
00:43:21,902 --> 00:43:23,137
What?
555
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,408
I swear, I'm seeing things.
556
00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:29,210
I'm not crazy, I sw--
557
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:31,212
What the fuck
are you seeing, dude?
558
00:43:31,345 --> 00:43:32,613
Come on.
559
00:43:35,683 --> 00:43:38,652
♪ When you pine for thesunshineof a friendly gaze ♪
560
00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:44,225
♪ For the holidays,you can't beat home sweet home♪
561
00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:48,696
♪ I met a manwho lives in Tennessee ♪
562
00:43:48,863 --> 00:43:51,566
Oh, shit.
563
00:43:51,732 --> 00:43:52,967
Shh!
564
00:43:59,608 --> 00:44:01,876
Yep, yep, yep.
565
00:44:04,478 --> 00:44:06,714
What the fuck?
We just cut this tree.
566
00:44:06,881 --> 00:44:08,282
Sorry. We found it in storage.
567
00:44:08,449 --> 00:44:10,217
We thought you guys were drunk
in the woods by now.
568
00:44:10,552 --> 00:44:12,052
Actually,
I thought you guys were doing
569
00:44:12,219 --> 00:44:13,888
some Brokeback Mountain shit.
570
00:44:14,021 --> 00:44:15,189
Oh, are you jealous?
571
00:44:15,356 --> 00:44:17,424
Just-- I'll put it--
572
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:19,460
Sorry, Tony.
You had the experience at least.
573
00:44:20,194 --> 00:44:22,631
-Keep your head up, kid.
-Can you guys replant it?
574
00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:24,932
No, we can't replant it.
It's dead.
575
00:44:25,065 --> 00:44:26,200
We already cut it down.
576
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:28,570
- That's not my problem.
- Get out of here.
577
00:44:28,736 --> 00:44:30,505
♪ If you want to be happyin a million ways ♪
578
00:44:30,671 --> 00:44:36,076
♪ For the Holidays,you can't beat home sweet home♪
579
00:44:53,093 --> 00:44:54,395
I think it looks good.
580
00:45:01,001 --> 00:45:02,604
You know,
I can't figure out a way
581
00:45:02,770 --> 00:45:03,904
to put this on.
582
00:45:04,038 --> 00:45:05,239
I'm not the best
at this kind of thing.
583
00:45:05,406 --> 00:45:06,473
You can just
push it through.
584
00:45:06,608 --> 00:45:08,943
Hey, Adrianna.
585
00:45:09,076 --> 00:45:11,278
Your boy's been having
hallucinations today.
586
00:45:11,946 --> 00:45:13,515
Really?
Like dead people?
587
00:45:13,948 --> 00:45:15,816
Uh, no, like pigs.
588
00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:17,284
And I know it sounds crazy.
589
00:45:17,451 --> 00:45:20,287
I swear,
pigs running by the shed,
590
00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:21,488
by the jacuzzi.
591
00:45:23,991 --> 00:45:25,759
Is it the cute little pink ones
with wings?
592
00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,228
Okay, whatever, Brittany.
593
00:45:28,996 --> 00:45:31,131
This looks good here.
594
00:45:31,265 --> 00:45:33,133
Oh, okay.
595
00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:36,571
Well, I think
this looks good here.
596
00:45:36,737 --> 00:45:37,672
Oh, you do?
597
00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:39,907
And here and--
598
00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:42,142
Should we just go upstairs?
599
00:45:42,276 --> 00:45:43,744
Well, let's do that, yeah.
Let's go upstairs.
600
00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:45,179
I think-- I think so.
601
00:45:45,346 --> 00:45:47,549
I'm the only one
fixing the tree over here.
602
00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:49,216
Good night, guys.
603
00:45:53,988 --> 00:45:55,422
-You want a bite?
-No.
604
00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:56,824
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
605
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:00,060
-You having a good time?
-Yeah.
606
00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:32,826
Is this your version
of a Christmas story?
607
00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:36,864
It's a little loud.
Can you turn it down, please?
608
00:46:38,165 --> 00:46:39,800
They've got to be
the most sadistic couple
609
00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:41,869
on Earth.
610
00:46:42,002 --> 00:46:44,639
Halloween on Christmas?
611
00:46:44,773 --> 00:46:46,307
Sorry, we must have fell asleep.
612
00:46:46,775 --> 00:46:48,710
I thought you were dead.
613
00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:50,344
You wouldn't get that lucky.
614
00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:56,950
All right, let's walk three feet
to a bed of air.
615
00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:58,319
I'll have to say
616
00:46:58,485 --> 00:47:00,588
sex on the air mattress
is new for me.
617
00:47:01,055 --> 00:47:02,856
It kind of turns me on.
How about you?
618
00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:05,694
Turns me on maybe,
but not a first.
619
00:47:05,859 --> 00:47:07,895
Ooh, competition.
620
00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,331
I like it.
621
00:47:11,031 --> 00:47:13,867
But be gentle with me.
I'm innocent.
622
00:47:15,336 --> 00:47:16,870
I'll hurt you
in a good kind of way.
623
00:47:17,672 --> 00:47:19,607
Some boys have all the luck.
624
00:47:19,774 --> 00:47:20,874
Tell me about it.
625
00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:23,844
But better yet, show me.
626
00:47:37,891 --> 00:47:39,426
That's the house right there.
627
00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:52,873
I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to bother you.
628
00:47:53,006 --> 00:47:55,577
We actually just wanna purchase
a pig from you.
629
00:47:55,943 --> 00:47:56,977
How big you want?
630
00:47:57,545 --> 00:48:00,214
Uh, uh, just enough
to feed a few people.
631
00:48:00,881 --> 00:48:03,917
$2 a pound
is typically what I charge.
632
00:48:04,051 --> 00:48:06,821
-You gonna haul it off?-Yes, ma'am.
633
00:48:07,254 --> 00:48:09,056
100-- 125.
634
00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:14,061
Okay, uh, we'll take it.
635
00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:16,163
Randy!
636
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:20,200
Yeah?
637
00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:21,603
Butcher these kids
a suckling.
638
00:48:24,004 --> 00:48:25,305
Which one?
639
00:48:26,006 --> 00:48:27,374
One of the little ones.
640
00:48:29,476 --> 00:48:30,845
You want it butchered or killed?
641
00:48:30,978 --> 00:48:32,246
Uh, both, please.
642
00:48:32,413 --> 00:48:34,148
I'm sorry, you'll have to
forgive my friend.
643
00:48:34,281 --> 00:48:36,049
He's not used to killing
what he eats.
644
00:48:36,216 --> 00:48:37,284
We're gonna do the butchering.
645
00:48:37,786 --> 00:48:40,220
- California?
- Yes, ma'am.
646
00:48:40,387 --> 00:48:41,756
Randy will take care of you.
647
00:48:41,922 --> 00:48:43,123
Hope you ain't got far to go.
648
00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:44,324
Nope,
just over the mountain here.
649
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:45,894
Staying at my dad's cabin.
650
00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:47,294
Over the mountain?
651
00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:49,963
Is your dad Henry?
652
00:48:50,097 --> 00:48:51,098
That's him.
653
00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:52,166
Tell him
to quit calling,
654
00:48:52,299 --> 00:48:53,668
my land ain't for sale.
655
00:48:54,903 --> 00:48:56,270
I'll pass it along.
656
00:48:56,437 --> 00:48:58,038
I'm not here to take your land
from you, Miss.
657
00:48:58,372 --> 00:49:00,207
I try to stay out
of my family business.
658
00:49:00,374 --> 00:49:02,142
- But you have a good day.
- All right.
659
00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:04,779
And you have yourselves
a good stay.
660
00:49:05,345 --> 00:49:06,614
Thank you.
661
00:49:12,986 --> 00:49:14,522
Unless you boys
want to hang around,
662
00:49:14,689 --> 00:49:18,959
I suggest you go wait down there
if you can't handle the reality.
663
00:49:19,092 --> 00:49:20,862
We'll wait in the Jeep.
664
00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:22,262
Thanks.
665
00:49:23,565 --> 00:49:24,532
Dude.
666
00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:25,867
You told 'em
where we were staying?
667
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,434
Don't worry about it, Tony,
668
00:49:27,602 --> 00:49:29,504
I've been dying to use my weapon
anyways.
669
00:49:34,107 --> 00:49:35,275
Something's not right with you,
man,
670
00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:36,744
I figured
you'd want to be out there.
671
00:49:36,911 --> 00:49:38,513
You know, watching him
blow a pig's head off.
672
00:49:39,213 --> 00:49:40,815
Too up close
and personal for me, Tony.
673
00:49:40,949 --> 00:49:42,216
I'm retired.
674
00:49:43,484 --> 00:49:46,521
But after the fact, no problem.
675
00:49:52,794 --> 00:49:55,195
Brit, did you fill up
the hot tub yet?
676
00:49:55,329 --> 00:49:57,030
Of course, just like you asked.
677
00:49:57,164 --> 00:49:58,465
You're the best, babe.
678
00:50:04,171 --> 00:50:05,740
Did you even bring trunks?
679
00:50:05,907 --> 00:50:07,341
I got my boxers.
680
00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:11,946
I think it's gonna rain.
681
00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:13,715
Ah, they have a saying
in Oregon.
682
00:50:13,848 --> 00:50:16,851
Wait five minutes,
the weather changes.
683
00:50:16,985 --> 00:50:19,152
Okay.
684
00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:21,488
Tony! Hot tub in five.
685
00:50:22,857 --> 00:50:24,959
Adrianna! Hot tub in ten.
686
00:50:25,092 --> 00:50:27,294
- 10-4.
- It's a date.
687
00:50:50,552 --> 00:50:52,286
Oh, what a life, Tony.
688
00:50:58,258 --> 00:51:00,160
Oh, my God.
I'm so ready for this.
689
00:51:00,294 --> 00:51:01,461
Damn, ladies!
690
00:51:01,596 --> 00:51:02,797
It better be hot, boys.
691
00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:05,299
The water's warm.
Come on in.
692
00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:09,604
Ooh!
693
00:51:14,943 --> 00:51:16,711
Don't mind if I do, boys.
694
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,847
Ooh!
695
00:51:19,981 --> 00:51:21,015
Okay,
696
00:51:21,148 --> 00:51:22,482
-she's showing tit!
-What?
697
00:51:22,617 --> 00:51:24,986
They're not gonna
hang like this forever.
698
00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:26,854
I have more class than that.
699
00:51:27,021 --> 00:51:28,756
So bougie.
700
00:51:28,923 --> 00:51:30,390
My parents taught me better.
701
00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:32,159
My parents taught me shit.
702
00:51:32,827 --> 00:51:35,530
Yeah, well,
I think that my mom was a slut.
703
00:51:36,898 --> 00:51:39,701
So, Tony,
what do you think about it?
704
00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:44,237
Hmm, you know, I think, uh...
705
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:46,808
I say fuck it.
706
00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:51,546
Fuck it. It's Christmas. YOLO!
707
00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:58,987
- See? Freedom.
- Oh, my God.
708
00:51:59,887 --> 00:52:02,389
It's kind of nice,
I'm not gonna lie.
709
00:52:09,897 --> 00:52:11,766
I feel like we should
have some more bubbles though,
710
00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:13,266
don't you think?
711
00:52:13,968 --> 00:52:16,136
No? Okay.
712
00:52:17,038 --> 00:52:18,305
I saw a creek in the back,
713
00:52:18,472 --> 00:52:20,407
maybe we can go skinny dipping
next time.
714
00:52:20,575 --> 00:52:23,778
Oh, I like
where your mind is headed.
715
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,889
Yeah, the temperature's good.
716
00:52:36,824 --> 00:52:39,827
Holy shit, Tony, I don't think
you're crazy after all.
717
00:52:39,994 --> 00:52:42,162
Guys, look at the pigs!
718
00:52:42,964 --> 00:52:44,231
Look!
719
00:52:45,967 --> 00:52:48,435
- What?
- Look! Right there.
720
00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:49,837
I don't see anything.
721
00:52:49,971 --> 00:52:51,506
It was literally right there.
722
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,274
I think both of you
are losing your shit.
723
00:52:54,441 --> 00:52:56,144
I think you're crazy.
724
00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:02,684
So, Tony,
how about that campfire?
725
00:53:02,817 --> 00:53:04,351
Yeah, man.
That's a good idea.
726
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,727
What's taking them so long?
727
00:53:14,227 --> 00:53:16,564
Let's just get dressed
and head down to the fire.
728
00:53:16,731 --> 00:53:18,599
We don't need them to escort us.
729
00:53:18,733 --> 00:53:22,537
Yeah, we might want
to hang out here for a few.
730
00:53:24,038 --> 00:53:26,040
Son of a bitch. Pig roast?
731
00:53:26,974 --> 00:53:28,810
He can sleep
on the fucking couch.
732
00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:30,778
And what were you trying to do?
Hide it from me?
733
00:53:30,945 --> 00:53:32,245
I'm not hiding
anything from you,
734
00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:33,614
I just told you.
735
00:53:33,748 --> 00:53:35,215
Yeah, after hiding it
the whole time.
736
00:53:35,348 --> 00:53:37,317
Nobody's hiding
shit from you, girl.
737
00:53:37,484 --> 00:53:38,920
We're all just trying
to have a good time,
738
00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:40,420
which seems impossible for some.
739
00:53:40,855 --> 00:53:43,490
You know,
you've been in SoCal too long.
740
00:53:43,658 --> 00:53:46,326
Take that pussy
off its pedestal.
741
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:48,930
What the fuck does that mean,
bitch?
742
00:53:50,631 --> 00:53:51,999
Oh, I'm the bitch?
743
00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:53,801
I'm sorry,
744
00:53:53,935 --> 00:53:56,037
let the three of us just
roll out the red carpet for you
745
00:53:56,170 --> 00:53:57,972
and cater on your every need.
746
00:53:58,405 --> 00:53:59,406
I don't see how Tony does it.
747
00:53:59,574 --> 00:54:00,742
You are a fucking bitch
748
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:02,476
and don't include
my boyfriend's name
749
00:54:02,643 --> 00:54:03,911
- in your mouth.
- Really?
750
00:54:04,078 --> 00:54:05,245
Is that how you're gonna be?
751
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,016
Then go to your room, child,
before I go the fuck off!
752
00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:46,721
Hey, girl. Let's not argue.
753
00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:49,389
I know you can hear me.
754
00:54:49,824 --> 00:54:53,293
Let's just appreciate
the differences.
755
00:54:55,096 --> 00:54:56,564
I'm listening.
756
00:54:56,731 --> 00:54:58,566
I'll ask the boys not to leave
any remains after dinner,
757
00:54:58,733 --> 00:54:59,867
but they've got a fire going,
758
00:55:00,001 --> 00:55:01,736
and I really wanna hang out
with you.
759
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:03,704
YOLO.
760
00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:05,338
Okay. You're right.
761
00:55:06,073 --> 00:55:08,810
I'm sorry
for being such a prima donna.
762
00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:16,383
All right.
Go get ready. Come on.
763
00:55:16,851 --> 00:55:19,620
-I'm guessing it's cold outside?
-Yes, grab a coat.
764
00:55:23,591 --> 00:55:24,959
Well, I hope you know
where you're going.
765
00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:26,761
I don't want to get lost
in the woods.
766
00:55:26,894 --> 00:55:28,896
Hunter left out glow sticks.
767
00:55:29,030 --> 00:55:30,264
Of course he did.
768
00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:33,067
Adrianna, the one good thing
about dating a Marine
769
00:55:33,234 --> 00:55:34,669
is that they always lead
the way.
770
00:55:34,802 --> 00:55:36,369
Well,
at least he's thoughtful.
771
00:55:36,737 --> 00:55:38,105
Tony's thoughtful, too.
772
00:55:38,539 --> 00:55:40,041
I wish Hunter
was more thoughtful,
773
00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:41,441
but what are you gonna do?
774
00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:45,746
Oh, fuck!
775
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:49,684
- God, are you okay?
- Ow, no!
776
00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:52,720
Why does this happen to me?
777
00:55:52,854 --> 00:55:55,957
- Because you're a bitch.
- Oh, fuck you, bitch.
778
00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:58,693
A long weekend.
779
00:56:41,168 --> 00:56:43,504
Goddamn it, Tony.
What the fuck?
780
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,375
Oh, fuck, babe,
781
00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:48,910
you weren't supposed
to see this.
782
00:56:49,043 --> 00:56:50,477
I thought you were eating,
not carving up flesh!
783
00:56:50,945 --> 00:56:52,412
My God. Sorry, don't hate me.
784
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:54,916
I'm gonna come grab you
when I'm all cleaned up.
785
00:56:55,049 --> 00:56:56,117
I love you!
786
00:56:56,684 --> 00:56:57,952
Adrianna!
787
00:57:03,157 --> 00:57:04,392
Why is she limping?
788
00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:07,228
I don't know how you do it, man.
789
00:57:07,762 --> 00:57:08,829
All right, let's just finish
790
00:57:08,963 --> 00:57:10,131
what we started.
791
00:57:11,365 --> 00:57:12,600
Oh, man, okay.
792
00:57:13,067 --> 00:57:14,368
I'm fucked,
you know that, right?
793
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:15,603
No, you're fine. Come on.
794
00:57:16,469 --> 00:57:18,471
She'll get over it.
No one's getting laid tonight.
795
00:57:29,016 --> 00:57:32,687
Tony, what do you think
about your first pig roast?
796
00:57:33,521 --> 00:57:35,423
Let him finish.
797
00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:36,924
I-- I didn't get to start.
798
00:57:37,692 --> 00:57:39,660
Uh, to be honest,
it was an experience.
799
00:57:40,161 --> 00:57:42,630
That you'll never do again.
800
00:57:43,264 --> 00:57:44,432
No, I'll do it again.
801
00:57:44,565 --> 00:57:46,167
No, I will definitely
do it again.
802
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:47,835
My man, my man, my man.
803
00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,937
But-- but-- but what I wanna
do differently the next time
804
00:57:50,104 --> 00:57:51,872
is I want to actually kill
the pig.
805
00:57:52,006 --> 00:57:55,142
I wanna-- I wanna hunt,
trap, and kill the pig.
806
00:57:55,276 --> 00:57:56,476
You know, get a little--
807
00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:58,713
little primal situation
going before
808
00:57:58,879 --> 00:58:00,314
otherwise I feel bad, you know?
809
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,883
Just seeing a dead pig
hanging up and all that, so...
810
00:58:03,017 --> 00:58:04,819
Brittany,
why aren't you fucking drinking?
811
00:58:04,986 --> 00:58:06,787
One of us
has to be the responsible one
812
00:58:06,921 --> 00:58:10,291
-and pace ourselves.
-Since when are you that person?
813
00:58:10,725 --> 00:58:12,226
Party pooper!
814
00:58:13,227 --> 00:58:16,897
I'm glad my intoxication levels
are of the utmost concern.
815
00:58:17,031 --> 00:58:18,199
Honestly,
I'm with you, Brit.
816
00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:19,533
Thank you.
817
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:21,736
Ah, I say we king her
designated driver
818
00:58:21,869 --> 00:58:23,137
or something
at least comparable.
819
00:58:23,571 --> 00:58:25,272
I second that notion, Tony.
820
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:27,675
All in favor say aye.
821
00:58:27,842 --> 00:58:29,577
- Aye.
- Aye.
822
00:58:29,744 --> 00:58:31,245
Any opposed?
823
00:58:31,746 --> 00:58:33,014
Well, I am honored.
824
00:58:33,381 --> 00:58:36,550
Now, baby,
can you massage my shoulders?
825
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:42,757
You know,
I should hate the process,
826
00:58:42,923 --> 00:58:44,759
but that pig roast was so good.
827
00:58:44,892 --> 00:58:47,395
You boys did a great job.
828
00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:49,363
Don't hate the process,
princess.
829
00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:51,265
Here we go.
830
00:58:51,399 --> 00:58:52,833
Didn't you used to eat meat?
831
00:58:53,234 --> 00:58:55,302
Yeah,
that was before I was educated
832
00:58:55,469 --> 00:58:57,038
- on this topic.
- Oh!
833
00:58:57,171 --> 00:58:59,640
Or before you were a victim
of propaganda.
834
00:58:59,774 --> 00:59:01,275
Okay, no. Come on, guys.
835
00:59:01,409 --> 00:59:04,111
We were just all friendly,
buddy-buddy.
836
00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,179
Let's not go there.
837
00:59:05,312 --> 00:59:07,181
-Let's keep it down.
-My bad, my bad.
838
00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:11,152
-Think before you speak.
-Okay, okay, okay.
839
00:59:11,285 --> 00:59:12,420
Damn it.
840
00:59:12,586 --> 00:59:14,588
Tony, you take the floor,
I'm not winning this one.
841
00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:18,459
Okay.
842
00:59:18,926 --> 00:59:20,628
I got a little something
to lighten the spirits
843
00:59:20,761 --> 00:59:22,531
and give us
a little Christmas spirit...
844
00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:23,831
- Okay.
- ...if you will.
845
00:59:23,998 --> 00:59:25,099
Aw!
846
00:59:26,734 --> 00:59:28,569
It's a little poem.
I didn't write it.
847
00:59:29,236 --> 00:59:32,006
-I hope it rhymes.
-Her and her rhymes.
848
00:59:32,339 --> 00:59:33,542
It's a poem, so it rhymes,
849
00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:35,209
-but...
-I love a good rhyme.
850
00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:38,112
Uh, it goes
a little something like this.
851
00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:42,716
"T'was the night
before Christmas.
852
00:59:43,617 --> 00:59:46,954
When all through the house
not a creature was stirring."
853
00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:49,890
- Except for a mouse.
- No, not even a mouse.
854
00:59:51,926 --> 00:59:53,627
Honestly, I don't know
the rest of that, so...
855
00:59:53,794 --> 00:59:55,830
Oh, come on!
856
00:59:55,996 --> 00:59:57,532
-I was getting into it.
-I know.
857
00:59:57,665 --> 00:59:59,300
Well, let me get you
back into it.
858
00:59:59,467 --> 01:00:02,103
- The suspense.
- I gotta just pull it up.
859
01:00:02,236 --> 01:00:03,370
Okay.
860
01:00:03,538 --> 01:00:05,172
"Not a creature was stirring.
Not even a mouse.
861
01:00:05,973 --> 01:00:09,009
The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care.
862
01:00:10,177 --> 01:00:12,613
In hopes that Saint Nicholas
soon would be there.
863
01:00:13,214 --> 01:00:15,249
The children were nestled
all snug in their beds
864
01:00:15,416 --> 01:00:19,320
while visions of sugar plums
danced in their heads."
865
01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:23,525
Oh, baby, you're so sweet.
866
01:00:23,657 --> 01:00:25,893
- Who's getting laid tonight?
- Ah, come on.
867
01:00:26,026 --> 01:00:27,394
You wanna place a wager?
868
01:00:27,562 --> 01:00:29,130
Probably-- probably you,
Mr. Manly Man.
869
01:00:29,263 --> 01:00:30,397
Oh, God.
870
01:00:30,565 --> 01:00:32,166
Oh, looks like
you're winning the game here.
871
01:00:34,902 --> 01:00:36,370
Thank you
for bringing us here.
872
01:00:36,538 --> 01:00:38,072
- I'm glad you came. Thank you.
- Of course.
873
01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,274
The one good thing
you did for us.
874
01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:41,942
Oh, is that a compliment?
875
01:00:42,076 --> 01:00:44,078
That was a compliment.
876
01:00:44,211 --> 01:00:45,713
I'll take it.
877
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,047
If that's all
I can get from you.
878
01:00:47,181 --> 01:00:48,517
You know,
you two have been going at it
879
01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:50,619
since the moment
we left this trip.
880
01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:52,920
Come on. Okay, we're cool.
881
01:00:53,287 --> 01:00:54,755
Right, Hunter?
882
01:00:55,789 --> 01:00:57,458
Let's pump it out. Huh?
883
01:00:57,592 --> 01:01:00,027
I'll take it.
I'll take it for now. Yeah.
884
01:01:01,795 --> 01:01:03,565
Well, on that note,
885
01:01:03,697 --> 01:01:06,033
I am gonna order a pizza
886
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,736
since you savages
had your feast.
887
01:01:09,870 --> 01:01:11,705
-Which way is the house?
-This way.
888
01:01:11,839 --> 01:01:12,806
This way. Go this way.
889
01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:14,775
No, Hunter. Babe--
890
01:01:14,909 --> 01:01:16,043
Come on, Hunter!
891
01:01:16,210 --> 01:01:18,045
I thought
we just had a thing going.
892
01:01:18,212 --> 01:01:20,114
You know I gotta fuck it up,
come on.
893
01:01:21,148 --> 01:01:22,349
Do you need a lamp?
894
01:01:22,517 --> 01:01:24,485
Uh, I have my phone.
895
01:01:25,219 --> 01:01:27,855
Don't save me a piece
unless there's pepperoni on it!
896
01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:32,393
I love to watch you leave.
897
01:01:32,793 --> 01:01:34,261
How romantic.
898
01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:37,031
Babe,
save me a piece, please.
899
01:01:44,539 --> 01:01:47,241
Well, ladies,
I'm gonna go use the restroom.
900
01:01:52,746 --> 01:01:55,249
Baby, why don't you just go
pop a squat in the woods?
901
01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:56,350
I said restroom.
902
01:01:56,483 --> 01:01:58,285
Who said anything
about a number one?
903
01:01:58,452 --> 01:02:00,788
- Fucking disgusting.
- You asked for it.
904
01:02:00,921 --> 01:02:03,592
Hey, uh,
bring me back a slice please.
905
01:02:03,757 --> 01:02:04,925
And my girlfriend.
906
01:02:05,059 --> 01:02:06,528
And make sure
you wash your hands.
907
01:02:07,061 --> 01:02:09,063
And make sure
you clean it up before I go.
908
01:02:09,196 --> 01:02:11,232
Two in the pink,
one in the stink!
909
01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:14,868
Shocker!
Behave yourselves, boys.
910
01:03:08,623 --> 01:03:10,024
Oh, my God, asshole!
911
01:03:10,157 --> 01:03:11,693
What are you trying to do?
Give me a miscarriage?
912
01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:13,093
I know, I know.
913
01:03:23,772 --> 01:03:25,372
Tony, come the fuck on!
914
01:03:28,643 --> 01:03:30,210
Fuck!
915
01:03:58,472 --> 01:04:01,710
It's okay, Hunter.
It's just my friend Marcus.
916
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:03,844
Marcus from Hillcrest.
917
01:04:10,951 --> 01:04:12,319
Hi!
918
01:04:12,986 --> 01:04:14,254
Sorry.
919
01:04:15,055 --> 01:04:16,323
I'm Marcus.
920
01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:18,359
You gave me
a fucking heart attack.
921
01:04:18,526 --> 01:04:19,927
You see what I'm saying, Brit?
922
01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:22,896
Figures you'd have
a little boy toy
923
01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:24,264
running around with you.
924
01:04:24,398 --> 01:04:25,734
Yeah, I don't think he was ready
925
01:04:25,899 --> 01:04:27,635
-for this little escapade.
-Good.
926
01:04:27,802 --> 01:04:29,838
You would have done
the same thing, Hunter.
927
01:04:30,003 --> 01:04:31,171
Do not compare us.
928
01:04:31,338 --> 01:04:33,107
Ease up
and turn down that headlamp.
929
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,942
Are you trying to blind us?
930
01:04:36,811 --> 01:04:38,278
Let me ask you.
931
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:42,015
Have you ever been blown
by a tranny?
932
01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:43,585
Uh...
933
01:04:43,984 --> 01:04:46,253
- Come again?
- You heard me.
934
01:04:48,021 --> 01:04:50,224
No fucking way!
935
01:04:50,391 --> 01:04:52,727
I brought extra
because I figured you'd want.
936
01:04:52,893 --> 01:04:54,061
Oh, my God.
937
01:04:54,228 --> 01:04:55,462
Well,
why didn't you say so?
938
01:04:55,597 --> 01:04:57,231
I've been dreaming
of a white Christmas.
939
01:04:58,298 --> 01:05:02,604
♪ Just like the onesI used to know ♪
940
01:05:05,072 --> 01:05:06,140
I was worried the fuck out.
941
01:05:06,273 --> 01:05:07,609
What happened? Who was that?
942
01:05:07,742 --> 01:05:09,143
That was the snowman, Tony.
943
01:05:09,276 --> 01:05:10,944
Christmas comes early this year.
944
01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:12,514
Bullshit.
How much does he have?
945
01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:13,615
Enough.
946
01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:15,015
Enough to kill a snowman?
947
01:05:15,149 --> 01:05:16,116
And his reindeer.
Let's hit that.
948
01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:18,419
Oh, fuck! My man!
949
01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:22,256
I love you.
I'm so glad you're here.
950
01:05:22,423 --> 01:05:23,991
What made you decide
on this voyage?
951
01:05:24,124 --> 01:05:25,527
Was it my pitch?
952
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:27,227
I need-- I need
a little adventure in my life.
953
01:05:27,361 --> 01:05:29,697
- And why not? It's Christmas.
- Great.
954
01:05:29,864 --> 01:05:31,633
But what about work?
955
01:05:32,499 --> 01:05:35,537
I told my boss
I had a family emergency.
956
01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:37,204
Classic.
957
01:05:37,371 --> 01:05:40,073
But thanks for bringing blow
the one time I can't do any.
958
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:42,544
Sorry. I know, I had to, Brit.
959
01:05:43,477 --> 01:05:45,647
-I won't let you do any, girl.
-Thanks.
960
01:06:19,012 --> 01:06:22,049
Please, no! Please! No!
961
01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:27,421
Please, just leave me alone!
962
01:06:27,889 --> 01:06:31,024
No!
963
01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:33,628
No!
964
01:07:12,534 --> 01:07:13,601
God, dude!
965
01:07:14,101 --> 01:07:17,204
Surprise!
966
01:07:17,371 --> 01:07:18,606
There's Tyler.
967
01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:20,775
Oh, my God! I knew it!
968
01:07:20,909 --> 01:07:23,611
Okay, I really need to pee
or I'm gonna go in my leggings.
969
01:07:24,077 --> 01:07:25,312
Where the hell's Adrianna?
970
01:07:25,479 --> 01:07:26,648
Probably in the cabin pouting.
971
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:28,016
I'll let her know
we're in the presence
972
01:07:28,148 --> 01:07:30,217
of your majesty.
973
01:07:30,384 --> 01:07:32,486
Tell that sack of trash
I said get her ass out here.
974
01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:34,622
Got it.
975
01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:05,445
Adrianna!
976
01:09:06,246 --> 01:09:07,548
Brit!
977
01:09:07,715 --> 01:09:09,784
Brit!
978
01:09:10,350 --> 01:09:11,318
Adrianna!
979
01:09:16,724 --> 01:09:18,492
Adrianna?
980
01:09:22,096 --> 01:09:23,463
Adrianna!
981
01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:29,971
Adrianna!
982
01:09:39,947 --> 01:09:41,415
Adrianna!
983
01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:48,990
Hey!
984
01:09:49,857 --> 01:09:51,592
Where did you guys come from?
985
01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:54,762
All right, it's okay.
986
01:09:54,896 --> 01:09:56,396
You guys are shaking.
987
01:09:57,632 --> 01:09:58,700
Here.
988
01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:01,669
Adrianna!
989
01:10:44,377 --> 01:10:47,014
You scary bitches!
990
01:10:48,149 --> 01:10:50,852
I figured you were out there
lurking somewhere.
991
01:10:51,018 --> 01:10:52,285
Mm-hmm. How'd you know?
992
01:10:52,452 --> 01:10:54,856
I can smell your perfume
a mile away.
993
01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:56,657
I sure hope so.
994
01:10:56,791 --> 01:10:58,358
I sprayed on
my Dolce, okurrr.
995
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:01,261
-Hi. I'm Tyler.
-Hunter.
996
01:11:01,863 --> 01:11:04,464
And that girl you heard scream?
Tony.
997
01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:07,835
Hell of an introduction, Tyler.
998
01:11:08,368 --> 01:11:10,403
No, thanks. Sorry.
999
01:11:10,571 --> 01:11:13,741
I didn't mean to catch you
with your hands full.
1000
01:11:14,809 --> 01:11:17,078
Actually I haven't seen my cock
since you scared me.
1001
01:11:17,211 --> 01:11:19,781
Last time I checked
I think it was in my ass.
1002
01:11:20,181 --> 01:11:22,449
I'm sure you know a little
something about that, don't you?
1003
01:11:22,617 --> 01:11:24,986
What? Your asshole?
1004
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:27,287
Whatever, man.
I suck at being a smart ass.
1005
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:28,689
Yeah, you do.
1006
01:11:28,823 --> 01:11:30,658
- Ladies.
- Marcus!
1007
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:32,226
Are we ready
to get this party started?
1008
01:11:32,392 --> 01:11:33,995
- Yas queen!
- Bravo.
1009
01:11:34,529 --> 01:11:37,430
- About time!
- I mean, right?
1010
01:11:37,598 --> 01:11:40,433
Ladies and gentlemen,
bump, anybody?
1011
01:11:40,568 --> 01:11:42,537
Do you have
the proper tools?
1012
01:11:42,703 --> 01:11:45,907
Blades, dollar bills.
You must not know who I am.
1013
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,341
Ooh, a real tough guy.
1014
01:11:55,149 --> 01:11:56,851
Chop-chop! We ain't got all day.
1015
01:11:57,018 --> 01:11:58,920
Tony Tone, next in line.
1016
01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:00,588
Step right up.
1017
01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:04,391
I'm gonna go get Hurricane.
1018
01:12:04,525 --> 01:12:05,793
I'll be back.
1019
01:12:07,295 --> 01:12:09,429
One more, then you go, Marcus.
1020
01:12:24,712 --> 01:12:27,215
♪ They knowI got prescriptions ♪
1021
01:12:27,347 --> 01:12:28,749
♪ Yeah, numb my self ♪
1022
01:12:28,883 --> 01:12:30,585
♪ That'll probably stopthe bitchin' ♪
1023
01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:32,153
♪ Locked 'em in his officewith a ostrich ♪
1024
01:12:32,286 --> 01:12:33,187
♪ And a coffin in it ♪
1025
01:12:33,321 --> 01:12:34,188
♪ Hi! ♪
1026
01:12:34,354 --> 01:12:35,623
♪ Robbed 'emof a lot a Ritalin ♪
1027
01:12:35,756 --> 01:12:37,225
♪ God is always on my side ♪
1028
01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:38,926
♪ 'Cause I'm always honestwith 'em ♪
1029
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:40,493
♪ Bye ♪♪ Now I'm doing fine ♪
1030
01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:41,629
♪ No more dramain my life ♪
1031
01:12:48,202 --> 01:12:50,671
♪ Now I carry myselflike Kanye ♪
1032
01:12:50,838 --> 01:12:53,207
♪ Mix music, fashion hysteria,sippin' Bombay ♪
1033
01:12:53,373 --> 01:12:55,309
♪ Have a rich baby,marry Ariana Grande ♪
1034
01:12:55,475 --> 01:12:57,444
♪ Maybe she can call Drake,help me get my songs played ♪
1035
01:12:59,013 --> 01:13:00,882
♪ I spit aboutStranger Things ♪
1036
01:13:01,015 --> 01:13:02,650
♪ That's Mill Bobby gota pill hobby for real doggie ♪
1037
01:13:02,783 --> 01:13:04,384
♪ Like Bill Cosby, God,I feel groggy ♪
1038
01:13:16,429 --> 01:13:18,633
♪ In this house on the hill,mouth full of molly ♪
1039
01:13:18,799 --> 01:13:20,101
♪ Trip to the lobby ♪
1040
01:13:20,268 --> 01:13:21,836
♪ Land on the couchwith a hottie ♪
1041
01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:57,571
Did someone order
the vegan pizza?
1042
01:15:43,911 --> 01:15:46,680
Hurricane. Hurricane.
1043
01:18:29,143 --> 01:18:32,379
Who was that?
You guys never quit, do you?
1044
01:18:32,547 --> 01:18:35,517
Judging by the scream,
I would say that's a bitch.
1045
01:18:35,916 --> 01:18:37,017
Yeah.
1046
01:18:37,619 --> 01:18:39,420
You never know what
you're gonna get with Marcus.
1047
01:18:39,554 --> 01:18:41,121
He's a mixed bag.
1048
01:18:42,056 --> 01:18:43,658
I haven't seen
the girls in a while.
1049
01:18:44,091 --> 01:18:45,893
I'm gonna go see
what's popping.
1050
01:18:47,461 --> 01:18:48,597
What, are you scared?
1051
01:18:48,762 --> 01:18:50,030
No.
1052
01:18:50,164 --> 01:18:51,365
I did not come
all the way here
1053
01:18:51,498 --> 01:18:53,167
to hang out
with choads all night.
1054
01:18:53,334 --> 01:18:54,301
And who knows?
1055
01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:55,970
Bigfoot
could be the fuck out there.
1056
01:18:56,136 --> 01:18:58,239
-Maybe.
-I think he's scared, Tony.
1057
01:18:58,973 --> 01:19:00,241
That he is.
1058
01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,486
And thanks
for the party favor.
1059
01:19:13,688 --> 01:19:14,788
You got it!
1060
01:19:14,955 --> 01:19:16,490
Because
the next round is on you.
1061
01:19:17,057 --> 01:19:18,727
I have scales in the drawer
1062
01:19:18,892 --> 01:19:20,160
left of the sink.
1063
01:19:20,294 --> 01:19:22,496
Weight me out an eight ball.
1064
01:19:22,631 --> 01:19:24,098
Aye, aye captain.
1065
01:19:24,231 --> 01:19:25,866
Shake it, don't break it,
baby.
1066
01:19:27,434 --> 01:19:29,036
I break dicks.
1067
01:19:30,904 --> 01:19:33,207
Hey, that dude, bro.
1068
01:20:00,301 --> 01:20:01,368
Girls?
1069
01:20:03,337 --> 01:20:04,405
Brittany?
1070
01:20:07,509 --> 01:20:09,376
Y'all bitches
better not be sleeping.
1071
01:20:09,544 --> 01:20:10,844
I will not allow it.
1072
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:15,416
Y'all better have
some sparkling seltzer, okay?
1073
01:20:21,790 --> 01:20:23,891
Hmm.
1074
01:20:26,193 --> 01:20:28,362
Okay. Well,
I will settle for wine.
1075
01:20:28,530 --> 01:20:29,597
Girls?
1076
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:54,556
Shit.
1077
01:22:24,646 --> 01:22:27,281
Where the hell is everybody?
I feel like I'm missing out.
1078
01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,417
No one cares, man.
1079
01:22:31,385 --> 01:22:34,556
Although it is kind of weird
that Brittany's not out here.
1080
01:22:34,923 --> 01:22:36,457
She loves campfires.
1081
01:22:38,225 --> 01:22:40,394
Yeah, I'm gonna go check.
And give me your keys.
1082
01:22:40,528 --> 01:22:42,262
I'm gonna go
get my weed and my money.
1083
01:22:48,536 --> 01:22:49,737
All right,
I'm right behind you.
1084
01:22:49,904 --> 01:22:51,438
I'm just going to
put out this campfire.
1085
01:22:51,606 --> 01:22:52,640
Yep.
1086
01:23:32,045 --> 01:23:33,313
Adrianna?
1087
01:23:52,165 --> 01:23:53,433
Brittany?
1088
01:24:12,921 --> 01:24:14,187
Brittany?
1089
01:24:59,232 --> 01:25:01,536
Shit!
1090
01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:18,833
Fucking shit!
1091
01:28:44,025 --> 01:28:46,027
Who moved
the fucking glow sticks?
1092
01:28:54,902 --> 01:28:56,804
Who moved
the fucking glow sticks?
1093
01:29:27,467 --> 01:29:28,736
Tony!
1094
01:29:31,471 --> 01:29:33,107
Tony!
1095
01:29:49,389 --> 01:29:50,658
Tony?
1096
01:29:51,525 --> 01:29:52,793
Tony?
1097
01:29:56,264 --> 01:29:57,531
Tony?
1098
01:30:01,501 --> 01:30:03,170
Jesus fucking Christ.
1099
01:30:12,847 --> 01:30:14,882
I'll fucking get 'em, Tony.
1100
01:30:22,256 --> 01:30:25,092
I will get 'em, buddy.
I will fucking get 'em.
1101
01:30:36,370 --> 01:30:38,940
I'm gonna get 'em, Tony.
I'm gonna fucking get 'em.
1102
01:30:48,582 --> 01:30:50,483
I'll fucking kill 'em, Tony.
1103
01:31:19,046 --> 01:31:20,548
Brittany!
Brittany!
1104
01:31:20,715 --> 01:31:21,682
Hunter, down here.
1105
01:31:21,816 --> 01:31:23,250
Thank God you're okay, babe.
1106
01:31:23,384 --> 01:31:25,186
They fucking killed Tony.
1107
01:31:27,154 --> 01:31:30,324
She killed everyone.
Who is she?
1108
01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:31,926
It's the fucking pig lady.
1109
01:31:32,059 --> 01:31:33,527
Just come down here
and wait on help.
1110
01:31:33,661 --> 01:31:35,563
Oh, Jesus,
it's all my fault, baby.
1111
01:31:35,730 --> 01:31:36,831
I'm so sorry
for bringing you--
1112
01:31:36,964 --> 01:31:38,099
No, no it's not, baby.
1113
01:31:38,232 --> 01:31:39,066
Just come down here.
1114
01:31:39,233 --> 01:31:40,835
They fucking killed Tony.
1115
01:31:44,038 --> 01:31:45,706
Where are you going?
1116
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:47,341
I'm going to
fucking kill this bitch!
1117
01:31:47,508 --> 01:31:49,910
No! Don't leave! No!
1118
01:32:07,795 --> 01:32:09,230
I know you're out there,
bitch.
1119
01:32:21,909 --> 01:32:24,812
Right, ho!
Motherfucker's running!
1120
01:34:12,621 --> 01:34:14,221
You fucking bitch!
1121
01:34:26,066 --> 01:34:28,269
Fucking bitch!
1122
01:35:56,824 --> 01:35:58,092
Randy!
1123
01:35:59,893 --> 01:36:01,161
Randy!
1124
01:36:03,864 --> 01:36:06,300
Susan grunts]
1125
01:37:31,653 --> 01:37:33,220
Christmas came early this year.
1126
01:37:33,387 --> 01:37:36,423
We got a noisecomplaint on Susan,
1127
01:37:36,591 --> 01:37:38,560
but that's notthe good part.
1128
01:37:39,093 --> 01:37:40,562
The church gave usa warning.
1129
01:37:40,729 --> 01:37:42,697
Apparently Miss......has been using
1130
01:37:42,831 --> 01:37:45,265
her former employees'food stamps.
1131
01:37:49,637 --> 01:37:50,971
The missing employees?
1132
01:37:51,639 --> 01:37:52,906
Affirmative.
1133
01:37:54,975 --> 01:37:56,276
10-4. Copy that.
1134
01:37:57,111 --> 01:38:01,181
♪ There was an old womanand she had a little pig ♪
1135
01:38:03,518 --> 01:38:05,553
♪ There was an old womanand she had a little pig ♪
1136
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:08,590
♪ It didn't cost much,'cause it wasn't very big ♪
1137
01:38:10,825 --> 01:38:14,128
♪ That little pig causeda lot of harm ♪
80413
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