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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,064 --> 00:00:24,071 ♪♪ 2 00:00:24,905 --> 00:00:31,912 ♪♪ 3 00:00:32,705 --> 00:00:39,712 ♪♪ 4 00:00:40,546 --> 00:00:47,553 ♪♪ 5 00:00:48,387 --> 00:00:55,394 ♪♪ 6 00:00:56,187 --> 00:01:03,194 ♪♪ 7 00:01:04,028 --> 00:01:11,035 ♪♪ 8 00:01:11,827 --> 00:01:18,834 ♪♪ 9 00:01:22,588 --> 00:01:24,173 People of the Earth! 10 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:27,301 For the first time since heroically rescuing 11 00:01:27,384 --> 00:01:30,888 Toki Wartooth -- Dethklok! 12 00:01:30,971 --> 00:01:34,016 Oh, yeah, 13 00:01:34,099 --> 00:01:36,560 I'm fucking back motherfuckers! 14 00:01:36,644 --> 00:01:39,855 I'm fucking back! 15 00:01:39,939 --> 00:01:42,274 Welcome back! The fans demanded 16 00:01:42,358 --> 00:01:44,652 that you rescue your brother and you did it! 17 00:01:44,735 --> 00:01:48,572 So we have these fans to thank for all of this! 18 00:01:51,575 --> 00:01:53,953 We do? Fuck that -- 19 00:01:54,036 --> 00:01:56,580 and fuck you all! 20 00:01:56,664 --> 00:01:58,415 Ahem, well. 21 00:01:58,499 --> 00:02:00,501 We're glad to see you and you know for a minute 22 00:02:00,584 --> 00:02:02,753 there we weren't sure we'd ever see you again. 23 00:02:02,837 --> 00:02:06,549 Well you're fucking wrong as shit you fucking dipshit. 24 00:02:09,844 --> 00:02:12,137 Well, uh, yeah. It's been, uh... 25 00:02:12,221 --> 00:02:14,765 Well, it's been a long time since you've put out a record. 26 00:02:14,849 --> 00:02:17,017 Here we go. Here we go. 27 00:02:17,101 --> 00:02:19,436 Your absence in the global marketplace 28 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,189 could cause some economic catastrophes 29 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:23,607 if you don't produce new material soon -- 30 00:02:23,691 --> 00:02:25,067 Shut up. Shut your trap. 31 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:27,403 Just shut -- close your mouth. 32 00:02:27,486 --> 00:02:28,988 I'm gonna tell you something, 33 00:02:29,071 --> 00:02:31,740 we have a three point plan 34 00:02:31,824 --> 00:02:34,118 to get new Dethklok into your 35 00:02:34,201 --> 00:02:37,329 fucking ears and mouths and faces. 36 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:42,001 Today we're announcing a world tour! 37 00:02:44,962 --> 00:02:49,633 Then we're making a new record! 38 00:02:51,635 --> 00:02:53,137 That's the plan. 39 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:55,180 We planned it out. 40 00:02:55,264 --> 00:02:57,182 Uh, so what's three? 41 00:02:57,266 --> 00:02:58,601 What? The third one? 42 00:02:58,684 --> 00:03:00,895 I meant a two point plan. 43 00:03:00,978 --> 00:03:02,980 - Still though! - Yeah, still. 44 00:03:03,063 --> 00:03:05,065 Well, I'd like to shift gears. 45 00:03:05,149 --> 00:03:07,318 Toki, tell us about being rescued 46 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:09,904 by your own band after being abducted. 47 00:03:09,987 --> 00:03:11,363 Wells... 48 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:14,283 I can'ts, nots reallys. 49 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:18,370 Just dats Toki ams happy to be backs with his brothers. 50 00:03:18,454 --> 00:03:20,623 Awwww. Don't touch! 51 00:03:20,706 --> 00:03:21,999 I'll tell you, it's weird. 52 00:03:22,082 --> 00:03:23,375 One second we were looking for Toki 53 00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:25,336 then next thing we got Toki with us, 54 00:03:25,419 --> 00:03:27,463 and nobody remembers anything. 55 00:03:27,546 --> 00:03:30,341 Well, actually, Nathan... 56 00:03:30,424 --> 00:03:31,842 You remember some stuff right? 57 00:03:34,345 --> 00:03:37,097 Nate? 58 00:03:37,181 --> 00:03:39,767 Nathan? 59 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:41,560 What? 60 00:03:41,644 --> 00:03:43,938 Yeah, we're just happy to have Toki back with us 61 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:46,565 so we can fuck this place up with some fucking metal! 62 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:53,948 Well I'd like to talk about Magnus Hammersmith. 63 00:03:54,031 --> 00:03:55,491 What a tragedy. 64 00:03:55,574 --> 00:03:57,743 How does it feel knowing that a former bandmate 65 00:03:57,826 --> 00:04:01,372 was not only responsible for the abduction 66 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:03,540 but also took his own life? 67 00:04:03,624 --> 00:04:07,878 ♪♪ 68 00:04:07,962 --> 00:04:10,172 Well, uh... Uh... 69 00:04:10,255 --> 00:04:13,717 It's a real tragedy, but, y'know? 70 00:04:13,801 --> 00:04:16,553 Hey, we're just ready to get back out there 71 00:04:16,637 --> 00:04:18,013 and start kicking ass. 72 00:04:18,097 --> 00:04:24,019 ♪♪ 73 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:29,775 ♪♪ 74 00:04:29,858 --> 00:04:35,864 ♪♪ 75 00:04:35,948 --> 00:04:41,537 ♪♪ 76 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,288 Crypto is crashing. 77 00:04:43,372 --> 00:04:45,749 Velocity of money is going to zero. 78 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,252 The markets are plunging. We're in a Liquidity crisis. 79 00:04:48,335 --> 00:04:51,296 Nathan Explosion cannot recapture 80 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:53,215 what Dethklok once was! 81 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:55,092 Uh, when was they're last record? 82 00:04:55,175 --> 00:04:57,678 The right thing to do would be to step aside, or just quit. 83 00:04:57,761 --> 00:04:59,930 Don't leave the audience hanging. 84 00:05:00,014 --> 00:05:02,182 - Let the world move on! - What about post-traumatic stress? 85 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:04,685 They say Nathan Explosion has been in the medical ward 86 00:05:04,768 --> 00:05:08,022 - at Mordhaus -- - Where I'm sure they're filling 87 00:05:08,105 --> 00:05:11,692 him full of drugs and pampering him like a rich celebrity. 88 00:05:11,775 --> 00:05:14,737 What about their longtime manager/CFO 89 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:18,157 Charles Offdensen dropping out and becoming 90 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,451 some kind of spiritual kook? 91 00:05:20,534 --> 00:05:24,830 It's not just the religious fanatics worried about this 92 00:05:24,913 --> 00:05:27,875 Doomstar, it's also NASA scientists! 93 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:30,419 ♪♪ 94 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:33,881 Do you know that Dethklok has their own army?! 95 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:36,633 They have somewhere in the neighborhood of 96 00:05:36,717 --> 00:05:39,595 60,000 armed troops, all working for Dethklok. 97 00:05:39,678 --> 00:05:41,889 Well, I'll tell you what the whole thing is about: 98 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:44,016 Nathan Explosion's inaction, Dethklok's Army, 99 00:05:44,099 --> 00:05:45,893 The economy in crisis, everything -- 100 00:05:45,976 --> 00:05:49,855 it's all about fear! Fear! Fear! 101 00:05:49,938 --> 00:05:52,649 Fear! Fear! Fear! 102 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:57,988 ♪♪ 103 00:05:58,072 --> 00:06:03,327 ♪♪ 104 00:06:03,410 --> 00:06:05,871 Sir! Target hit! 105 00:06:05,954 --> 00:06:08,916 But the star is still too far away! 106 00:06:08,999 --> 00:06:13,253 Payload chewed up by atmospheric degradation! 107 00:06:13,337 --> 00:06:17,800 No matter, the beast was expendable. 108 00:06:17,883 --> 00:06:21,220 Farewell, sister of the Krakish. 109 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:26,517 ♪♪ 110 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:31,897 I give you a grave warning. 111 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,567 A monumental evil will take this planet. 112 00:06:35,651 --> 00:06:38,987 Consider this my confession: 113 00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:42,950 I unwittingly helped to bring about the end of the world. 114 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:46,411 I was forced into compliance, possessed, 115 00:06:46,495 --> 00:06:48,664 I have lost control of my actions 116 00:06:48,747 --> 00:06:51,333 thanks to a man whom I fear, 117 00:06:51,416 --> 00:06:53,836 a beast not of this earth. 118 00:06:53,919 --> 00:06:56,338 Take this and deliver it to my family. 119 00:06:56,421 --> 00:06:58,632 Let no one know about it. 120 00:06:58,715 --> 00:07:01,260 The only reason I can give this warning 121 00:07:01,343 --> 00:07:03,720 is because my captor is in the stages 122 00:07:03,804 --> 00:07:06,098 of possessing another -- 123 00:07:06,181 --> 00:07:08,684 who, I do not know. 124 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,145 This will be the last you will hear from me. 125 00:07:11,228 --> 00:07:13,564 With love and regret... 126 00:07:18,026 --> 00:07:21,446 You don't appreciate our endeavor? 127 00:07:21,530 --> 00:07:22,739 Shame. 128 00:07:22,823 --> 00:07:24,324 Traitors. 129 00:07:24,408 --> 00:07:30,747 ♪♪ 130 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:33,625 This you must own, General. 131 00:07:33,709 --> 00:07:36,545 You know better. 132 00:07:36,628 --> 00:07:39,047 We still have plans for you. 133 00:07:39,131 --> 00:07:42,467 Yes. 134 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:47,306 Take not advantage of my kindness, General. 135 00:07:47,389 --> 00:07:49,600 And to the rest of you: 136 00:07:49,683 --> 00:07:53,395 there is still work to be done. 137 00:07:53,478 --> 00:07:57,357 I must rest and collect strength. 138 00:07:57,441 --> 00:07:59,651 Much could go wrong. 139 00:07:59,735 --> 00:08:04,239 We're concerned about the threat of this Army of the Doomstar, 140 00:08:04,323 --> 00:08:08,702 The Song of Salvation, and Charles Offdenson. 141 00:08:08,785 --> 00:08:12,289 He's become studious in the annals of the Metalocalypse. 142 00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:13,999 He, too, is a danger. 143 00:08:14,082 --> 00:08:17,002 Which is why I will bathe in his blood. 144 00:08:17,085 --> 00:08:19,504 He must die by my hand. 145 00:08:19,588 --> 00:08:22,299 Grant me this, Lord. 146 00:08:22,382 --> 00:08:24,134 Find and destroy 147 00:08:24,218 --> 00:08:26,803 the Army of the Doomstar 148 00:08:26,887 --> 00:08:29,097 and stop Nathan Explosion 149 00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:31,767 from writing the Song of Salvation, 150 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:36,563 and Offdensen will be your reward. 151 00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:42,486 ♪♪ 152 00:08:42,569 --> 00:08:48,283 ♪♪ 153 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:50,827 Fucking ugly fucking star. 154 00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:52,454 Just fucking sitting there. 155 00:08:52,537 --> 00:08:54,581 Well, I like it, it's like a big cigarette 156 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:57,084 burning your eyes! Tell 'em it fucking sucks. 157 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,794 Alright, come on. We gotta go. 158 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:01,880 Quit fucking dicking around. Everybody come on. 159 00:09:01,964 --> 00:09:08,971 ♪♪ 160 00:09:10,138 --> 00:09:13,183 We are the gears in the wheel of the Klok. 161 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:15,686 We fear not our mortality. 162 00:09:15,769 --> 00:09:18,397 We will serve to the best of our ability. 163 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,773 We are the gears. 164 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:22,818 Praise blackness. 165 00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:26,446 One of us has died. 166 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:30,284 His name was Ishnifus Meaddle, high holy priest 167 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:32,160 of the Church of the Black Klok. 168 00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:36,123 He devoted his life to understanding the Prophecy; 169 00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:39,626 a puzzle he sought to solve in all its fragmented forms. 170 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:40,961 Die, motherfucker! Die! 171 00:09:41,044 --> 00:09:42,629 Geez, fuck! 172 00:09:42,713 --> 00:09:45,674 Murderface, put that away and show some respect! 173 00:09:45,757 --> 00:09:49,469 Pickle, I has to goes tinkles to the bathrooms! 174 00:09:49,553 --> 00:09:51,805 Shh! Okay, you just went tinkle. 175 00:09:51,888 --> 00:09:54,891 I wants Nathans to takes me to the bathrooms! 176 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:56,518 Okay, shh. Okay. 177 00:09:56,601 --> 00:09:58,520 Just, Nathan isn't coming! You know, I texted him -- 178 00:09:58,603 --> 00:10:00,147 Just shut up a little bit, okay? 179 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:01,940 I don'ts likes dat! 180 00:10:02,024 --> 00:10:05,319 Oww! Fuck. 181 00:10:05,402 --> 00:10:08,238 Pickle, I hate church! 182 00:10:08,322 --> 00:10:10,949 Can I at least wait in the car? 183 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:13,660 If I have to be here then you have to be here. 184 00:10:13,744 --> 00:10:15,579 Well, you can't tell me what to do! 185 00:10:15,662 --> 00:10:17,789 Cause you're not my fucking mother! 186 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:21,376 Ooh, watch dat language! 187 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:23,712 He left this unforgiving world 188 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,756 with his life's work -- 189 00:10:25,839 --> 00:10:28,842 'Scuse me! You are not excused. 190 00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:30,594 That was deliberate! 191 00:10:30,677 --> 00:10:32,220 Toki, don't lick the pew! 192 00:10:32,304 --> 00:10:33,847 Come on! 193 00:10:38,935 --> 00:10:39,978 Oh, great, here we go. 194 00:10:40,062 --> 00:10:43,982 Toki ams always in trouble! 195 00:10:44,066 --> 00:10:46,485 No, you're not, just watch out for germs. 196 00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:51,698 Uh, sorry, you know, Toki's a little sensitive these days. 197 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:54,618 We think he's regressing from, uh, 198 00:10:54,701 --> 00:10:56,328 you know, the whole thing so, uh... 199 00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:59,623 Hey, uh, Skwisgaar, take your brother to the bathroom. 200 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:01,208 Go. Go on. 201 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:02,501 Does I has tos? 202 00:11:02,584 --> 00:11:04,461 Yes. Gets off of me. 203 00:11:04,544 --> 00:11:05,837 Don't touch Skwisgaar. 204 00:11:05,921 --> 00:11:08,465 Take your brother to the bathroom. 205 00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:11,593 And make sure he washes his hands. 206 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:13,220 And you too. 207 00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:15,013 And you too, Skwisgaar. 208 00:11:15,097 --> 00:11:17,224 I heard you! Gods! 209 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:18,892 You watch it or I will smack you. 210 00:11:18,975 --> 00:11:22,104 No you won't. No you won't. 211 00:11:22,187 --> 00:11:23,939 You just try me -- Why are we fighting? 212 00:11:24,022 --> 00:11:25,690 What are we doing here? Why are we fighting? 213 00:11:25,774 --> 00:11:28,652 Your presence is requested by Father Offdensen. 214 00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:34,408 We are the gears in the wheel of the Klok. 215 00:11:34,491 --> 00:11:37,119 We fear not our mortality. 216 00:11:37,202 --> 00:11:39,579 We will serve to the best of our ability. 217 00:11:39,663 --> 00:11:41,373 Sorry about the noise down there. 218 00:11:41,456 --> 00:11:44,251 I'm having a hard time wrangling those fucking dickweed 219 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:47,587 fuckheads, ya know what I mean? Pickles, Dethklok is about 220 00:11:47,671 --> 00:11:51,842 to be challenged in ways you don't know. 221 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:56,721 But we will need something very important from you. 222 00:11:56,805 --> 00:11:58,640 Oh? Nathan will be called upon 223 00:11:58,723 --> 00:12:00,392 in our time of need. 224 00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:03,270 The responsibility of saving the world will fall on -- 225 00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:05,105 ...him. 226 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,441 Uh. 227 00:12:07,524 --> 00:12:09,860 Hi? Sorry. 228 00:12:09,943 --> 00:12:12,529 Uh, I'm on Xanax. 229 00:12:15,365 --> 00:12:16,950 Xanax is good. 230 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:22,497 I also had some red wine. 231 00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:26,209 Then I started getting sleepy so I'm having some coffee. 232 00:12:26,293 --> 00:12:29,588 I think I broke something expensive. 233 00:12:29,671 --> 00:12:32,466 Did I, uh, miss the, uh... 234 00:12:32,549 --> 00:12:36,928 I-is it possible to dim that light a little, please? 235 00:12:37,012 --> 00:12:38,847 Is Abigail here? 236 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:41,600 I'm on Xanax! 237 00:12:41,683 --> 00:12:43,310 Whoa! Whoa. 238 00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:45,687 Uh, now it's too dim. 239 00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:48,315 Burdened with so much already. 240 00:12:48,398 --> 00:12:50,358 Though his trials have yet to begin. 241 00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:52,319 Nathan? Oh, Nathan? 242 00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:53,487 Nathan! Nathan! 243 00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,864 A quick word if you please. 244 00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,991 I have something quite wonderful to show you! 245 00:12:58,074 --> 00:13:00,285 As you know I've been allotted vast resources 246 00:13:00,368 --> 00:13:02,996 and wanted to display mine most recent endeavor: 247 00:13:03,079 --> 00:13:05,749 I call it the universal -- mmppph! 248 00:13:05,832 --> 00:13:08,627 Fuck off. 249 00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,670 Oh. Yes. 250 00:13:10,754 --> 00:13:13,715 Perhaps we will reconvene at a later date. 251 00:13:13,798 --> 00:13:16,801 Nathan is the key to the final stage of the Metalocalypse. 252 00:13:16,885 --> 00:13:19,721 But so are you: 253 00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,556 Be his friend. 254 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,558 Even if it gets ugly. 255 00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:26,811 Be a true friend. 256 00:13:26,895 --> 00:13:30,065 That's all? Yes. Goodbye, Pickles. 257 00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:32,776 Oh. Oh. Okay. 258 00:13:32,859 --> 00:13:35,779 Hey, buddy! Hey, there you are. 259 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:43,078 Fear, Nathan. It engulfs you. 260 00:13:43,161 --> 00:13:45,372 Plagued by your nightmarish memories. 261 00:13:45,455 --> 00:13:50,544 Unless you are vigilant you will drown in fear. 262 00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:53,296 Um, hi. 263 00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:54,714 What? The rug Nathan. 264 00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:56,591 I need to speak to you. 265 00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,218 The end of days are nigh: 266 00:13:58,301 --> 00:14:01,680 The Metalocalypse is upon us. 267 00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:03,014 The great reuniting. 268 00:14:03,098 --> 00:14:05,016 All halves will be complete. 269 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,601 Salacia. 270 00:14:06,685 --> 00:14:09,729 Only he knows what vile evils are in store. 271 00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:13,692 Nathan, you will face him eventually. 272 00:14:13,775 --> 00:14:16,695 Uh, is there a place to sit? Been on my feet all-- 273 00:14:16,778 --> 00:14:19,531 The Song of Salvation. How is that coming? 274 00:14:19,614 --> 00:14:22,200 Uh, I'm working on it? 275 00:14:22,284 --> 00:14:24,119 The Doomstar. 276 00:14:24,202 --> 00:14:26,204 It creeps closer to our atmosphere 277 00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:28,957 every day threatening cataclysmic destruction. 278 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,042 Our time is running out, Nathan. 279 00:14:31,126 --> 00:14:33,712 There is, however, good news. 280 00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:35,547 There is protection: 281 00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:38,592 the Prophecy speaks of the Army of the Doomstar, 282 00:14:38,675 --> 00:14:41,886 they will aid us in our time of need. 283 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,472 Nathan, you must journey out 284 00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:46,808 to find the Song of Salvation. 285 00:14:46,891 --> 00:14:48,476 I'm entrusting one of our newest and best 286 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,478 clergy members to guide you. 287 00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:53,607 He will be your shaman, your musical and mystical guide 288 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:56,526 through the tumult of meaningful creativity. 289 00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,445 You will go to an unknown location 290 00:14:58,528 --> 00:15:00,488 and be instructed in the spiritual ways of -- 291 00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:04,326 Look, I can't be at the center of this. 292 00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:07,037 I've been thinking lately 293 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,624 that life might actually be precious. 294 00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:13,835 That this business asks too much of me. 295 00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:17,839 And so I want to start a new life. 296 00:15:17,922 --> 00:15:19,633 A family. 297 00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:25,221 With someone that I l-l-l-l-i-i-ike. 298 00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:29,309 Nathan, nobody can write the message of the Song but you. 299 00:15:29,392 --> 00:15:32,479 I'm sorry, there's something I've gotta do. 300 00:15:32,562 --> 00:15:35,523 Abigail! Nathan. Hi. 301 00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:37,817 It's just so good to see you. 302 00:15:37,901 --> 00:15:41,029 I -- I haven't seen ya since I pretty much saved your life 303 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:43,365 and you -- y'know, you kissed me. 304 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:45,617 What's new? Well, um, 305 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,787 I've been seeing a therapist to help me, 306 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:53,500 though I don't remember much of anything. 307 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,795 Have you thought about talking to a professional? 308 00:15:56,878 --> 00:16:01,466 Actually I've been speaking to a professional too. 309 00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:04,302 A professional diamond salesman. 310 00:16:06,513 --> 00:16:08,598 I've been thinking a lot. 311 00:16:08,682 --> 00:16:12,102 And the only thing that makes sense in this whole fucking 312 00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:16,272 putrid, piece of shit world is you. 313 00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:18,900 What is he doing? 314 00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,068 Please stand up. 315 00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:22,028 Because when two people, 316 00:16:22,112 --> 00:16:23,780 y'know, each other -- 317 00:16:23,863 --> 00:16:24,906 Please stand up. Please. 318 00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:26,616 I guess I'm saying, Abigail -- 319 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,702 Stand up! With all that is black 320 00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:30,829 and brutal -- Nathan, please stand up! 321 00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:32,122 Will you marry me? 322 00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:39,212 ♪♪ 323 00:16:40,922 --> 00:16:42,716 No, Nathan. 324 00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:43,925 No. 325 00:16:44,008 --> 00:16:46,928 I'm not going to marry you. 326 00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:50,098 What? What?! 327 00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:54,060 Uh, at least take a lap around the block, 328 00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:55,437 think about it? 329 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,189 I mean, I'm being submissive here. 330 00:16:58,273 --> 00:17:00,984 Look, I'm down. I can go lower. 331 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,777 I could be on the ground. 332 00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:04,529 That's gotta count for something. 333 00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:07,240 Nathan, we aren't even dating. 334 00:17:07,323 --> 00:17:09,868 But... You kissed me. 335 00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:12,328 You saved my life and I gave you a kiss. 336 00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:14,122 Look, I think you're a great guy. 337 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:17,125 Ugh. Don't! Please! When you figure out who you are 338 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,336 and what you want I'm sure you'll meet the right girl -- 339 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:23,757 Ugh! Nathan, the whole reason 340 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:27,010 I came here was to stop all of this. 341 00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:29,971 To end whatever you thought we were. 342 00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:35,226 Well, I guess this just isn't my day, is it?! 343 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:40,064 Nathan, I came here to say goodbye. Goodbye. 344 00:17:40,148 --> 00:17:46,946 ♪♪ 345 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,659 Abigail! 346 00:17:51,743 --> 00:17:53,328 Come back! 347 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,497 Hey, it's Nathan Explosion! 348 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,290 Right fucking there! 349 00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:59,000 Fuck me. 350 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,877 Where's our fucking record?! 351 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,212 What happened to the fucking tour? 352 00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:05,340 Go away! Where is our shit, man? 353 00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:07,550 What do you want from me anyway?! 354 00:18:07,634 --> 00:18:09,886 We're here for you, man! We're here because 355 00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:12,388 we love you bro! No, you don't! 356 00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:14,557 You're just a bunch of idiot fans. 357 00:18:14,641 --> 00:18:17,101 We love you! You're our God! 358 00:18:17,185 --> 00:18:19,062 What? No! 359 00:18:19,145 --> 00:18:22,190 The reason I'm all screwed up is because of you! 360 00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:25,235 No matter what I give you want more! 361 00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:28,154 And I'm done! I'm done giving. 362 00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:30,657 You mean nothing to me! 363 00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,659 Hey, man, that's not nice. 364 00:18:32,742 --> 00:18:35,036 In fact, I want you out of my life! 365 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:36,579 So why don't you fuck off?! 366 00:18:36,663 --> 00:18:39,833 So fuck off on a fucking shit barge 367 00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:41,459 to outer space! 368 00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:44,170 'Cause -- 'cause I'm breaking up with you! 369 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:46,923 No-o-o! 370 00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:49,384 Go away, God dammit! 371 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:51,302 Go away! 372 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:57,058 There's no way this day could get any worse. 373 00:18:57,141 --> 00:18:59,561 Please welcome Dr. Rockzo. 374 00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:01,729 The Rock n' Roll clown. 375 00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:03,982 Oh, fuck. 376 00:19:04,065 --> 00:19:07,318 ♪ Amazi-kuh kuh kuh grace ♪ 377 00:19:07,402 --> 00:19:10,780 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 378 00:19:10,864 --> 00:19:12,532 Is this a G, baby? I was told... 379 00:19:12,615 --> 00:19:14,242 This was an F! 380 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:17,662 ♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪ 381 00:19:17,745 --> 00:19:19,914 I can't hear my monitor now. I used to hit that note. 382 00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:22,041 Come on, give it to me now. 383 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:28,506 ♪ Once was lost and now I'm found ♪ 384 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:34,429 ♪ I was blind but now I see ♪ 385 00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:36,598 Give me a little more bass in those monitors. 386 00:19:36,681 --> 00:19:39,976 Oh. 387 00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:43,771 Dr. Rockzo know we all gotta die some day. 388 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:46,482 Years from now even Dr. Rockzo gonna meet 389 00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:50,111 the sweet hum-muh-muh-muh hereafter. 390 00:19:50,194 --> 00:19:52,530 But Dr. Rockzo know that he's going up 391 00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:57,160 to that buh-buh-buh-backstage party in the sky, baby! 392 00:19:57,243 --> 00:20:00,663 And he know he's gonna see Saint Peter, 393 00:20:00,747 --> 00:20:02,582 g-g-ga-bouncer of the poily-gates. 394 00:20:02,665 --> 00:20:05,126 And you know Saint Peter gonna have a little bit of cocaine. 395 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,711 Am I right? 396 00:20:06,794 --> 00:20:10,632 ♪♪ 397 00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:12,634 And you know we gonna have a party 398 00:20:12,717 --> 00:20:14,761 with all the lovers that we had. 399 00:20:14,844 --> 00:20:16,679 And all the sexy mamas 400 00:20:16,763 --> 00:20:19,766 and the angels gonna be "soiving" martinis, 401 00:20:19,849 --> 00:20:22,477 and at some point that door is gonna fly open 402 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,479 and who's gonna be standing there? 403 00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:27,440 But God hisself? 404 00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,442 And he gonna party down with all of us. 405 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:31,027 That's right! 406 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,946 Because we all only here a short time, baby, 407 00:20:33,029 --> 00:20:36,032 and we gotta make the most of it all. 408 00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:38,159 We gotta carry on. 409 00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:42,830 And we must, we must ka-ka-ka-ka-love each other! 410 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:46,376 Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka in the name of the Father, 411 00:20:46,459 --> 00:20:51,255 and the Son, and the Holy Spirit, cocaine! 412 00:20:51,339 --> 00:20:54,008 I gotta blow up some of these balloons... 413 00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:59,013 Per istam sanctam kuh kuh unctionem ignoscat kuh kuh... 414 00:20:59,097 --> 00:21:00,682 Who wants a balloon?! I said who wants 415 00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:02,642 a crucifix balloon? 416 00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:07,146 ♪♪ 417 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,273 What ams we gonna does? 418 00:21:09,357 --> 00:21:11,234 Nathan's won't's comes out of there? 419 00:21:11,317 --> 00:21:14,195 Well, you know, he's been dumped, he feels like trash. 420 00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:16,614 Hey, Nathan? 421 00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,866 You feel like chatting with us a little bit? 422 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,868 Let me at 'em. I know how to talk to Nathan. 423 00:21:20,952 --> 00:21:23,037 Nathan? Murderface here. 424 00:21:23,121 --> 00:21:26,708 Hey, bud, women are heartless monsters. 425 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,711 And fuck those pieces of shit fans. 426 00:21:29,794 --> 00:21:32,547 And fuck those fucking dildo-licking douche bags 427 00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:35,258 into a pool of fuckin' fire-cum. 428 00:21:35,341 --> 00:21:36,634 Shut up, Murderface! 429 00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:39,220 Look, Nate? Just come out 430 00:21:39,303 --> 00:21:42,348 and maybe we'll have some cocktails and french fries? 431 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:45,518 Mmm. Sound great! 432 00:21:49,313 --> 00:21:51,107 I've been thinking. 433 00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:55,111 I don't get to have what regular people have. 434 00:21:55,194 --> 00:21:58,197 All I have are you fuck bags. 435 00:21:58,281 --> 00:22:02,243 And it fucking sucks, but it'll have to do. 436 00:22:02,326 --> 00:22:04,203 Well! Dats -- 437 00:22:04,287 --> 00:22:06,622 Dats a, a clever way of saying dat, ya know. 438 00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:10,752 What I'm saying is all I have is jack shit here. 439 00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:13,212 I'm settling for what I got -- you idiots. 440 00:22:13,296 --> 00:22:15,465 Okay, we get it. So let's get the fuck outta here 441 00:22:15,548 --> 00:22:18,718 and go write this Song of Sal-fucking-vation. 442 00:22:18,801 --> 00:22:25,808 ♪♪ 443 00:22:30,938 --> 00:22:33,483 Your shorts have been pressed and packed, Sire. 444 00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:35,234 May I prepare your toiletries? 445 00:22:35,318 --> 00:22:37,278 Uh, no thank you, why don't you just go 446 00:22:37,361 --> 00:22:39,822 throw yourself down the stairs? Bye! 447 00:22:39,906 --> 00:22:41,449 Sire. 448 00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:48,539 ♪♪ 449 00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:54,212 Hello? 450 00:22:54,295 --> 00:22:55,630 Who's there? 451 00:22:55,713 --> 00:23:02,720 ♪♪ 452 00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:15,817 ♪♪ 453 00:23:18,194 --> 00:23:25,159 ♪♪ 454 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:33,167 ♪♪ 455 00:23:34,085 --> 00:23:41,092 ♪♪ 456 00:23:42,051 --> 00:23:49,058 ♪♪ 457 00:23:49,976 --> 00:23:56,983 ♪♪ 458 00:23:57,942 --> 00:23:59,861 Whoa, what is this? 459 00:23:59,944 --> 00:24:02,405 Apparently we're supposed to work with 460 00:24:02,488 --> 00:24:04,031 Some kind of a song guru here. 461 00:24:04,115 --> 00:24:11,122 ♪♪ 462 00:24:11,497 --> 00:24:18,504 ♪♪ 463 00:24:18,713 --> 00:24:21,174 Welcome to Deus Keep. 464 00:24:21,257 --> 00:24:25,928 ♪♪ 465 00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:31,017 ♪♪ 466 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,285 Well... Hi! 467 00:24:49,368 --> 00:24:52,788 Fucking Knubbler? Are you kidding? 468 00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:55,416 He's our spiritual musical guide? 469 00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:57,293 Well, yeah, babe. 470 00:24:57,376 --> 00:25:00,254 This guys an idiotic, drug mongering piece of shit -- 471 00:25:00,338 --> 00:25:02,632 like us! How's that gonna work? 472 00:25:02,715 --> 00:25:05,051 Don't overthink it, you know? It's fine. 473 00:25:05,134 --> 00:25:06,802 It'll be fine. Hey! 474 00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:08,721 Where ams you takins our stuffs? 475 00:25:08,804 --> 00:25:11,307 Well, away, you know. Gone, you know. 476 00:25:11,390 --> 00:25:13,893 There are some rules here. No computers. 477 00:25:13,976 --> 00:25:16,771 No screen time, no contact with the outside world. 478 00:25:16,854 --> 00:25:20,483 Okay? I mean, this is gonna be unorthodox for you. 479 00:25:20,566 --> 00:25:21,859 This is a holy place. 480 00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:24,278 A place hidden away for centuries. 481 00:25:24,362 --> 00:25:26,989 A place of purity. A wonderful of -- 482 00:25:27,073 --> 00:25:30,618 Hey! This is your water supply for your time here. 483 00:25:30,701 --> 00:25:33,412 Alright, baby? Uh, wasn't aware. 484 00:25:33,496 --> 00:25:36,832 Now he knows. 485 00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,502 What is music? Hmm? 486 00:25:39,585 --> 00:25:42,380 Think about it. What is that stuff? 487 00:25:42,463 --> 00:25:44,590 Music is a telegraph, baby, 488 00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:46,634 it's an invisible cluster 489 00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:48,970 of fuckin' frequencies and vibrations, 490 00:25:49,053 --> 00:25:51,555 that when done right infects the listener's soul 491 00:25:51,639 --> 00:25:54,725 with fuckin' cool-ass emotion. 492 00:25:54,809 --> 00:25:57,103 It's the power to change a person's feelings, 493 00:25:57,186 --> 00:25:59,397 my beautiful little babies, their attitude, 494 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,024 perhaps even their whole life. 495 00:26:02,108 --> 00:26:03,818 And this is why you are here: 496 00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:08,114 to write the Song of Salvation. 497 00:26:08,197 --> 00:26:09,240 Uh-oh. There's a fire right here. 498 00:26:09,323 --> 00:26:12,743 Get an extinguisher! 499 00:26:12,827 --> 00:26:14,996 Uh, this may be a dumb question at this point 500 00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:18,040 but what is the Song of Salvation? 501 00:26:18,124 --> 00:26:19,792 - Nobody knows. - Hm. 502 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:22,044 Well, do we at least know the running time? 503 00:26:22,128 --> 00:26:23,629 - Roughly? - Nobody knows. 504 00:26:23,713 --> 00:26:25,464 Does we at least knows what keys it ams ins? 505 00:26:25,548 --> 00:26:26,841 Nobody knows. 506 00:26:26,924 --> 00:26:28,759 What happens if we do it wrong? 507 00:26:28,843 --> 00:26:31,721 That we do know. 508 00:26:31,804 --> 00:26:35,599 The world will be bathed in blood 509 00:26:35,683 --> 00:26:37,727 and foul repugnance, 510 00:26:37,810 --> 00:26:41,939 and molten metal will rain from the skies. 511 00:26:42,023 --> 00:26:43,190 Babe. 512 00:26:43,274 --> 00:26:46,569 The Earth will be a hell-scape. 513 00:26:46,652 --> 00:26:49,280 Fuckers will be dying and shit. 514 00:26:49,363 --> 00:26:52,408 All that is good will be dead. 515 00:26:52,491 --> 00:26:54,201 The Metalocalypse! 516 00:26:54,285 --> 00:27:00,916 ♪♪ 517 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,045 Fellas, the good news is that the Song 518 00:27:04,128 --> 00:27:06,088 already lives inside of you. 519 00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:07,840 The reason you cannot see it 520 00:27:07,923 --> 00:27:10,926 Is because it is being blocked by your egos. 521 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:14,096 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 522 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:17,600 I'm still stuck. How does a song save the world? 523 00:27:17,683 --> 00:27:19,560 Can you at least tell us that? 524 00:27:19,643 --> 00:27:21,979 I can not because I don't know. 525 00:27:22,063 --> 00:27:23,606 Not helpful! 526 00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:25,274 Uh, well, after you've written the Song 527 00:27:25,358 --> 00:27:27,068 you will rehearse and play from our studios 528 00:27:27,151 --> 00:27:31,655 broadcasting around the planet to millions of adoring fans. 529 00:27:31,739 --> 00:27:34,909 The fans. Nathan. 530 00:27:34,992 --> 00:27:38,329 As the band lyricist, a lot of the weight will fall on you. 531 00:27:38,412 --> 00:27:40,039 The weight of the world. 532 00:27:40,122 --> 00:27:41,999 Whoa. That's a lot of weight. 533 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,667 But you will never crumble 534 00:27:43,751 --> 00:27:46,796 as long as you believe in yourself so: 535 00:27:46,879 --> 00:27:49,465 do you, babe? 536 00:27:51,675 --> 00:27:54,804 Here is your only writing challenge: 537 00:27:54,887 --> 00:27:56,972 Choose a person in your life 538 00:27:57,056 --> 00:28:00,851 with whom you'd like to have a conversation. 539 00:28:00,935 --> 00:28:02,603 That's all. If you can do that, 540 00:28:02,686 --> 00:28:05,356 then the rest will come like a powerful waterfall. 541 00:28:05,439 --> 00:28:06,982 Woo! 542 00:28:07,066 --> 00:28:08,651 Figure out who that person is. 543 00:28:08,734 --> 00:28:10,277 'Kay, babe? 544 00:28:10,361 --> 00:28:16,700 ♪♪ 545 00:28:16,784 --> 00:28:18,369 Let's talk band roles. 546 00:28:18,452 --> 00:28:20,037 A band is a family. 547 00:28:20,121 --> 00:28:23,749 There's a father, a mother, brothers, a sister. 548 00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:25,709 So let's talk about what each of you 549 00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:27,169 are really are bringing to the table. 550 00:28:27,253 --> 00:28:28,921 Pickles, what's your role? 551 00:28:29,004 --> 00:28:30,464 Uh, to, uh, play the drums. 552 00:28:30,548 --> 00:28:32,883 Good! Murderface, quick! Come on. Come on. 553 00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:34,552 Come on! Come on! Okay, my role. 554 00:28:34,635 --> 00:28:36,095 I'm the fucking bass player, so... 555 00:28:36,178 --> 00:28:37,513 I don't have a fucking role. 556 00:28:37,596 --> 00:28:39,348 So fuck off, right? 557 00:28:39,432 --> 00:28:41,016 Nyah-wrong! We'll come back. 558 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:44,353 Nathan! Easy. I'm the sad guy. 559 00:28:44,437 --> 00:28:46,772 What? I'm joking. 560 00:28:46,856 --> 00:28:49,775 I'm the lyricist slash front man of course. 561 00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:52,319 You know, the fucking king, basically... 562 00:28:52,403 --> 00:28:53,696 Maybe. What? 563 00:28:53,779 --> 00:28:55,364 I'm kidding! I'll write this song, 564 00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:57,324 don't you worry. I got it. 565 00:28:57,408 --> 00:29:00,327 Good! I'm the band's guitar gods. 566 00:29:00,411 --> 00:29:02,371 Yeah! I ams de sunshines rainbows 567 00:29:02,455 --> 00:29:03,747 marshmallows man! 568 00:29:03,831 --> 00:29:05,541 Yes, you are! Great! Well... 569 00:29:05,624 --> 00:29:07,877 Everyone seems to know their place- 570 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,670 Except you, Murderface -- 571 00:29:09,753 --> 00:29:11,547 you still don't really know 572 00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:13,674 what you bring to the table, do ya? 573 00:29:13,757 --> 00:29:15,176 Whaddya think, gang? 574 00:29:15,259 --> 00:29:17,261 Can we, uh, help him figure out his role 575 00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:19,346 since he duddn't really know? 576 00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:22,433 Uh, I dunno. He's always talking shit. 577 00:29:22,516 --> 00:29:24,268 - Good. - Yeah, he's always telling us 578 00:29:24,351 --> 00:29:26,312 whatever we're fuckin doing sucks. 579 00:29:26,395 --> 00:29:28,522 - Okay. - He ams generallys in a shittys moods. 580 00:29:28,606 --> 00:29:30,691 - He brings dats to de tables. - What else? 581 00:29:30,774 --> 00:29:32,610 - When we ams feelings good about a part, 582 00:29:32,693 --> 00:29:34,320 he complains dat it sucks. 583 00:29:34,403 --> 00:29:37,573 - Yeah, he likes to explain why little tiny things we do 584 00:29:37,656 --> 00:29:39,116 - in a song suck. - His attitude sucks! 585 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,577 Sucks, he sucks, he sucks, he sucks. 586 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:44,038 Murderface? Is this helping out, babe? 587 00:29:44,121 --> 00:29:48,000 ♪♪ 588 00:29:50,669 --> 00:29:55,591 ♪♪ 589 00:29:59,553 --> 00:30:06,101 ♪♪ 590 00:30:06,185 --> 00:30:13,108 ♪♪ 591 00:30:13,192 --> 00:30:19,990 ♪♪ 592 00:30:20,074 --> 00:30:26,830 ♪♪ 593 00:30:26,914 --> 00:30:33,671 ♪♪ 594 00:30:33,754 --> 00:30:36,131 Look. 595 00:30:36,215 --> 00:30:39,468 Look into my eyes. 596 00:30:39,552 --> 00:30:43,722 You belong to me now. 597 00:30:43,806 --> 00:30:45,516 You will be cunning. 598 00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:48,227 You will find the location 599 00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:50,646 Of the Army of the Doomstar. 600 00:30:50,729 --> 00:30:53,524 And Nathan Explosion. 601 00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:57,987 You must crush his confidence. 602 00:30:58,070 --> 00:31:00,656 ♪♪ 603 00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:02,908 Sleep. 604 00:31:02,992 --> 00:31:07,121 ♪♪ 605 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,011 Ugh! Fuck this. 606 00:31:22,094 --> 00:31:23,637 There's gotta be a better way. 607 00:31:25,222 --> 00:31:27,933 Look, I know you got a laptop in there. 608 00:31:28,017 --> 00:31:30,561 I need to make a call. Oh, boy, you're... 609 00:31:30,644 --> 00:31:33,772 you're kinda putting me in a rough spot here, buddy. 610 00:31:33,856 --> 00:31:35,941 You know we're not supposed to have any electronics 611 00:31:36,025 --> 00:31:37,401 while we're here. 612 00:31:37,484 --> 00:31:39,945 There. C'mon. Don't be a dildo. 613 00:31:40,029 --> 00:31:42,072 Aren't you worried about Knubbler catching you? 614 00:31:42,156 --> 00:31:44,617 It's cheating. 615 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:48,120 Just promise me you won't go online and read 616 00:31:48,203 --> 00:31:53,709 the horrible shit that the press is saying about you, okay? 617 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:56,503 They're saying you don't have the goods anymore. 618 00:31:56,587 --> 00:32:00,841 That you're just a fat celebrity. 619 00:32:00,924 --> 00:32:04,970 That you're weak. That you should just hang it up. 620 00:32:05,054 --> 00:32:06,805 Abigail. 621 00:32:06,889 --> 00:32:12,227 ♪♪ 622 00:32:12,311 --> 00:32:14,605 Oh, and that Abigail was only with you 623 00:32:14,688 --> 00:32:17,900 because she was scared of getting fired, 624 00:32:17,983 --> 00:32:19,985 you know that kind of shit. 625 00:32:20,069 --> 00:32:22,112 Either way, it's all just noise. 626 00:32:22,196 --> 00:32:25,949 Pay it no mind, okay. 627 00:32:26,033 --> 00:32:28,452 Good rock talk. 628 00:32:28,535 --> 00:32:32,998 ♪♪ 629 00:32:33,082 --> 00:32:34,416 How's it goin', Nate? 630 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,796 Oh, Nathan, we missed you! 631 00:32:38,879 --> 00:32:41,423 Are you okay? You look upset. 632 00:32:41,507 --> 00:32:44,385 Is your screen frozen? 633 00:32:46,261 --> 00:32:47,930 Aah! Hey, guys, what's up? 634 00:32:48,013 --> 00:32:49,473 Oh, what, are you napping or something? 635 00:32:49,556 --> 00:32:52,017 Anyways, hey, uh, you know, how we're not supposed 636 00:32:52,101 --> 00:32:55,729 to have any screen time right? 637 00:32:55,813 --> 00:32:57,523 And the boil exploded and the people behind 638 00:32:57,606 --> 00:32:59,608 on the roller coaster got splashed. 639 00:32:59,692 --> 00:33:00,776 Can you do anything with that? 640 00:33:00,859 --> 00:33:02,820 Whoa. Fuck. Gross, Mom! 641 00:33:02,903 --> 00:33:04,446 That's not the help I'm looking for. 642 00:33:04,530 --> 00:33:06,240 Either way I'm sure you'll figure it out. 643 00:33:06,323 --> 00:33:08,951 You always do. I don't think I can this time. 644 00:33:09,034 --> 00:33:12,663 And if I don't the world will end. 645 00:33:12,746 --> 00:33:15,624 Oh, c'mon, you're always so tough on yourself. 646 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:18,127 The world won't end -- Yes, it will! 647 00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:19,461 It will! 648 00:33:19,545 --> 00:33:21,130 Hey, just wanted to say 649 00:33:21,213 --> 00:33:23,841 how sad we are that Abigail didn't work out. 650 00:33:27,052 --> 00:33:29,138 Why can't everybody just fuck off?! 651 00:33:29,221 --> 00:33:30,764 - Nathan! - Fuck. 652 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,811 Fuck. Now you're pissed. 653 00:33:35,894 --> 00:33:38,230 I am... disappointed. 654 00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:48,157 ♪♪ 655 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,994 Stops ringings dat bells, for fucks sakes! 656 00:33:52,077 --> 00:33:53,537 - What the fuck. - It's early. 657 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:55,748 Where's our breakfast dude? Shit. 658 00:33:55,831 --> 00:33:58,000 Look at all this exquisite food. 659 00:33:58,083 --> 00:33:59,710 Maybe I'll make a little plate for myself. 660 00:33:59,793 --> 00:34:02,004 Hm, have a little of this... 661 00:34:02,087 --> 00:34:04,173 Uh-oh! Dropped it on the floor! 662 00:34:04,256 --> 00:34:06,425 Whoopsie daisy! Maybe I'll just drop it all 663 00:34:06,508 --> 00:34:08,343 on the fucking floor. Gives me a fucking idea. 664 00:34:08,427 --> 00:34:10,596 What the fuck is he doing? 665 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:13,849 My God, man, what are you doing! I would've eaten that! 666 00:34:13,932 --> 00:34:15,893 Fucking wrecking all the food man. 667 00:34:18,437 --> 00:34:21,482 We are running out of time! 668 00:34:21,565 --> 00:34:24,151 Rules are being broken. 669 00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:27,070 So, we must speed up training. 670 00:34:27,154 --> 00:34:29,114 You need to be hungry! 671 00:34:29,198 --> 00:34:33,410 Work hard. The fun is over. 672 00:34:33,494 --> 00:34:35,579 You must be able to play anything! 673 00:34:35,662 --> 00:34:38,791 A band must function with military precision! 674 00:34:38,874 --> 00:34:42,711 Eye contact! You must be able to read each other's minds! 675 00:34:42,795 --> 00:34:45,255 There lies the tree of knowledge! 676 00:34:45,339 --> 00:34:48,258 And here is the challenge: Water the tree. 677 00:34:48,342 --> 00:34:51,470 If you can do that then you can reclaim your strength. 678 00:34:56,433 --> 00:34:58,143 Whoopsy-daisy! 679 00:35:00,395 --> 00:35:03,232 We must strengthen your musical resolve. 680 00:35:03,315 --> 00:35:05,442 Toki! Tune that guitar, babe! 681 00:35:05,526 --> 00:35:08,320 Look, dis ams a clips on guitars tuners. 682 00:35:08,403 --> 00:35:11,448 If you plays the note, it will tell yous what notes it ams 683 00:35:11,532 --> 00:35:13,158 and if it's in tunes. 684 00:35:13,242 --> 00:35:15,994 See? Starts practicing again. 685 00:35:16,078 --> 00:35:18,956 It's when yous was good. 686 00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:26,046 ♪♪ 687 00:35:28,715 --> 00:35:35,722 ♪♪ 688 00:35:38,392 --> 00:35:41,895 Awaken. 689 00:35:41,979 --> 00:35:48,443 ♪♪ 690 00:35:48,527 --> 00:35:54,908 ♪♪ 691 00:35:54,992 --> 00:36:01,373 ♪♪ 692 00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:04,459 Find them. 693 00:36:04,543 --> 00:36:11,466 ♪♪ 694 00:36:11,550 --> 00:36:18,515 ♪♪ 695 00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:25,522 ♪♪ 696 00:36:25,606 --> 00:36:28,775 We are the gears in the wheel of the Klok, 697 00:36:28,859 --> 00:36:31,028 we fear not our mortality, 698 00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:35,282 we will serve to the best of our ability, we are the gears. 699 00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:36,992 Praise blackness. 700 00:36:39,494 --> 00:36:42,831 Murderface? What are you doing down here? 701 00:36:42,915 --> 00:36:46,293 The Army of the Doomstar is here. 702 00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:50,589 You must swear a sacred oath to keep this a secret. 703 00:36:50,672 --> 00:36:53,008 Too many lives are at stake. 704 00:36:53,091 --> 00:36:55,010 Now go back to bed. 705 00:36:55,093 --> 00:37:00,265 ♪♪ 706 00:37:00,349 --> 00:37:05,562 ♪♪ 707 00:37:05,646 --> 00:37:08,440 ♪♪ 708 00:37:10,901 --> 00:37:15,656 You found the Army of the Doomstar, didn't you? 709 00:37:15,739 --> 00:37:18,742 Their location. Give it to me. 710 00:37:18,825 --> 00:37:21,370 Give it to me! Give it to me. 711 00:37:21,453 --> 00:37:22,829 - Moidaface! - Fuck off! What? 712 00:37:22,913 --> 00:37:25,165 Hi, uh -- 713 00:37:25,248 --> 00:37:27,167 You was screamings in your sleeps. 714 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,962 Was dats yous I seens roamings de halls at night? 715 00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:31,672 Fuck you. No. 716 00:37:31,755 --> 00:37:34,007 What about -- what are you doing watching me, are you? 717 00:37:34,091 --> 00:37:36,426 Gets up. They wants us outside. 718 00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:41,056 ♪♪ 719 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:45,560 Come on, Nathan! You can do it! I believe in you buddy! 720 00:37:45,644 --> 00:37:47,437 Go, Nathan! Come on. 721 00:37:47,521 --> 00:37:49,272 You're almost there! 722 00:37:49,356 --> 00:37:56,113 ♪♪ 723 00:37:56,196 --> 00:37:57,531 Come on. 724 00:37:57,614 --> 00:38:04,621 ♪♪ 725 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,082 Oh, ow! 726 00:38:07,165 --> 00:38:09,835 Oh, my God. He couldn't do it. 727 00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:12,004 Oh, but it's not about getting to the top. 728 00:38:12,087 --> 00:38:16,508 It's about what we do when we fail. 729 00:38:16,591 --> 00:38:20,804 Fuck! 730 00:38:20,887 --> 00:38:26,101 ♪♪ 731 00:38:26,184 --> 00:38:32,691 ♪♪ 732 00:38:32,774 --> 00:38:35,193 Ah. 733 00:38:35,277 --> 00:38:37,362 Don't despair, babes. 734 00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:41,575 At the end you will find all the answers. 735 00:38:41,658 --> 00:38:43,535 Nathan, have you found someone 736 00:38:43,618 --> 00:38:46,038 you would wish to communicate with? 737 00:38:46,121 --> 00:38:49,374 No. 738 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,919 I don't know what salvation is. 739 00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:56,089 I mean, hope isn't a metal concept. 740 00:38:56,173 --> 00:38:59,217 People don't come to me for salvation. 741 00:38:59,301 --> 00:39:01,344 They come to me if they want a song 742 00:39:01,428 --> 00:39:03,930 about how your guts will be liquefied 743 00:39:04,014 --> 00:39:06,808 by a weed whacker. 744 00:39:06,892 --> 00:39:09,936 I sing about death. 745 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,855 Not about how you'll live. 746 00:39:11,938 --> 00:39:15,317 And all I can think to do is to write what I know. 747 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,736 The most furious, and fucked up, 748 00:39:17,819 --> 00:39:23,116 the most brutal song ever written -- I guess. 749 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,411 And you think this will be the Song of Salvation? 750 00:39:26,495 --> 00:39:29,414 Well... It's all I fucking got. 751 00:39:29,498 --> 00:39:32,042 I don't know, I think this plan sucks. 752 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:38,090 ♪♪ 753 00:39:38,173 --> 00:39:41,009 I've done my best to guide you through the warped labyrinth 754 00:39:41,093 --> 00:39:43,470 of creative discovery. 755 00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:46,640 Together we've worked to give fertility 756 00:39:46,723 --> 00:39:48,975 to the soil of your soul. 757 00:39:49,059 --> 00:39:50,977 What? And now we're down to the last 758 00:39:51,061 --> 00:39:53,855 and most important lesson, drugs. 759 00:39:53,939 --> 00:39:55,607 What? Oh, yeah. 760 00:39:55,690 --> 00:40:01,071 This is mare viridates -- weed from the sea. 761 00:40:01,154 --> 00:40:02,823 It helps us to see and feel 762 00:40:02,906 --> 00:40:05,742 that which we cannot in our conscious state: 763 00:40:05,826 --> 00:40:07,369 The truth. 764 00:40:07,452 --> 00:40:10,288 But can you ask the right questions 765 00:40:10,372 --> 00:40:12,582 and dig to the core of yourself? 766 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:19,673 ♪♪ 767 00:40:19,756 --> 00:40:26,763 ♪♪ 768 00:40:26,847 --> 00:40:33,854 ♪♪ 769 00:40:33,937 --> 00:40:38,483 If you are ready to seek help, then confess. 770 00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:42,696 I doubt myself. 771 00:40:42,779 --> 00:40:44,865 But you must doubt yourself. 772 00:40:44,948 --> 00:40:49,578 I can't do what I'm asked to do. 773 00:40:49,661 --> 00:40:52,747 And what do you think that is? 774 00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:56,960 Die. 775 00:40:57,043 --> 00:40:59,671 But you are the beast daughters 776 00:40:59,754 --> 00:41:01,590 of the apocalypse. 777 00:41:01,673 --> 00:41:05,343 You must bring about the end to live. 778 00:41:05,427 --> 00:41:07,095 Nothing makes sense. 779 00:41:09,389 --> 00:41:11,516 You sink in the darkness. 780 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,437 But now is the time for you to choose. 781 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,191 Will you be the fist or the hand? 782 00:41:19,274 --> 00:41:22,611 One strikes at all before them, 783 00:41:22,694 --> 00:41:27,616 the other reaches out for other life. 784 00:41:27,699 --> 00:41:30,577 What will happen must happen. 785 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:35,040 As long as there is life, there is hope. 786 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:40,128 What is that? 787 00:41:40,212 --> 00:41:41,963 The deadline is here. 788 00:41:42,047 --> 00:41:47,302 ♪♪ 789 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:52,641 ♪♪ 790 00:41:52,724 --> 00:41:57,979 ♪♪ 791 00:41:58,063 --> 00:42:00,398 This is it. We go live now. 792 00:42:00,482 --> 00:42:02,484 This is our only shot. 793 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:06,112 Believe in yourselves and we are golden. 794 00:42:06,196 --> 00:42:11,243 ♪♪ 795 00:42:11,326 --> 00:42:16,414 ♪♪ 796 00:42:16,498 --> 00:42:19,584 Hello, everybody it's me, Facebones! 797 00:42:21,670 --> 00:42:24,005 Welcome to the Dethklok live stream event! 798 00:42:24,089 --> 00:42:27,842 Please enjoy and we'll be on in ten... 799 00:42:27,926 --> 00:42:30,637 Nine. Eight. 800 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,806 Seven. Six. 801 00:42:32,889 --> 00:42:36,142 Five. 802 00:42:36,226 --> 00:42:39,062 What is it that we will decide to be? 803 00:42:39,145 --> 00:42:42,232 The fist or the hand. 804 00:42:42,315 --> 00:42:45,068 My God, is this the wrong song? 805 00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:46,778 One! 806 00:42:46,861 --> 00:42:53,660 ♪♪ 807 00:42:53,743 --> 00:43:00,500 ♪♪ 808 00:43:00,583 --> 00:43:07,173 ♪♪ 809 00:43:07,257 --> 00:43:09,342 ♪ We're all going to die ♪ 810 00:43:09,426 --> 00:43:11,303 ♪ We're all going to die ♪ 811 00:43:11,386 --> 00:43:14,264 ♪ We're all going to die ♪ 812 00:43:14,347 --> 00:43:15,932 ♪ Eventually ♪ 813 00:43:16,016 --> 00:43:18,643 ♪ Toxic waste, acidic Paste ♪ 814 00:43:18,727 --> 00:43:20,895 ♪ Degradation ♪ 815 00:43:20,979 --> 00:43:23,148 ♪ Crushed by a plane, driven insane ♪ 816 00:43:23,231 --> 00:43:26,151 ♪ Mutilation ♪ 817 00:43:26,234 --> 00:43:28,903 ♪ Cranial Glitch ♪ 818 00:43:28,987 --> 00:43:31,197 ♪ Dumped in a ditch ♪ 819 00:43:31,281 --> 00:43:33,074 ♪ Gangrenous stitch ♪ 820 00:43:33,158 --> 00:43:34,659 ♪ Madness has entered ♪ 821 00:43:34,743 --> 00:43:36,828 ♪ Your soul ♪ 822 00:43:36,911 --> 00:43:43,460 ♪♪ 823 00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:45,754 ♪ How could you be ♪ 824 00:43:45,837 --> 00:43:48,298 ♪ So fucking naive ♪ 825 00:43:48,381 --> 00:43:50,008 ♪ Fled for refuge ♪ 826 00:43:50,091 --> 00:43:51,926 ♪ And fell to your knees ♪ 827 00:43:52,010 --> 00:43:54,763 ♪ You spoke the words ♪ 828 00:43:54,846 --> 00:43:57,265 ♪ And brandished your heart ♪ 829 00:43:57,349 --> 00:43:59,267 ♪ Left yourself open ♪ 830 00:43:59,351 --> 00:44:00,894 ♪ To be torn apart ♪ 831 00:44:00,977 --> 00:44:02,270 ♪ Torn apart ♪ 832 00:44:02,354 --> 00:44:06,608 ♪ Aortic desecration ♪ 833 00:44:06,691 --> 00:44:11,279 ♪ How could I be so wrong ♪ 834 00:44:11,363 --> 00:44:15,784 ♪ Disemboweled publicly ♪ 835 00:44:15,867 --> 00:44:18,703 ♪ This is the dying song ♪ 836 00:44:18,787 --> 00:44:20,580 ♪ Look out ♪ 837 00:44:20,663 --> 00:44:24,918 ♪♪ 838 00:44:25,001 --> 00:44:26,294 ♪ Bleed ♪ 839 00:44:29,047 --> 00:44:31,299 ♪ Bleed ♪ 840 00:44:31,383 --> 00:44:33,927 ♪♪ 841 00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:36,096 ♪ Bleed ♪ 842 00:44:36,179 --> 00:44:38,556 ♪♪ 843 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,600 ♪ Bleed ♪ 844 00:44:40,683 --> 00:44:47,690 ♪♪ 845 00:44:48,108 --> 00:44:55,115 ♪♪ 846 00:44:55,740 --> 00:45:02,747 ♪♪ 847 00:45:02,956 --> 00:45:09,963 ♪♪ 848 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:17,387 ♪♪ 849 00:45:17,846 --> 00:45:23,768 ♪ Aortic desecration ♪ 850 00:45:23,852 --> 00:45:25,353 ♪ How could I -- ♪ 851 00:45:33,862 --> 00:45:36,614 My God. How did they find us? 852 00:45:36,698 --> 00:45:40,785 ♪♪ 853 00:45:40,869 --> 00:45:43,204 Run! 854 00:45:43,288 --> 00:45:46,124 ♪♪ 855 00:45:46,207 --> 00:45:47,459 Skwisgaar, no! 856 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:54,549 ♪♪ 857 00:45:55,675 --> 00:46:02,682 ♪♪ 858 00:46:03,766 --> 00:46:10,773 ♪♪ 859 00:46:12,025 --> 00:46:19,032 ♪♪ 860 00:46:19,908 --> 00:46:26,915 ♪♪ 861 00:46:27,999 --> 00:46:35,006 ♪♪ 862 00:46:38,009 --> 00:46:44,057 ♪♪ 863 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:50,230 ♪♪ 864 00:46:50,313 --> 00:46:56,361 ♪♪ 865 00:46:56,444 --> 00:47:02,492 ♪♪ 866 00:47:02,575 --> 00:47:05,245 You did this. 867 00:47:05,328 --> 00:47:09,290 Stop! Please get out of my head! 868 00:47:09,374 --> 00:47:16,381 ♪♪ 869 00:47:18,424 --> 00:47:25,431 ♪♪ 870 00:47:27,475 --> 00:47:34,482 ♪♪ 871 00:47:36,442 --> 00:47:43,449 ♪♪ 872 00:47:45,451 --> 00:47:52,458 ♪♪ 873 00:47:54,586 --> 00:48:01,593 ♪♪ 874 00:48:03,636 --> 00:48:10,643 ♪♪ 875 00:48:24,532 --> 00:48:28,536 ♪♪ 876 00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:32,582 ♪♪ 877 00:48:32,665 --> 00:48:37,837 ♪♪ 878 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,089 Pickles, pull it together buddy. 879 00:48:40,173 --> 00:48:41,215 He wants his guitars. 880 00:48:41,299 --> 00:48:43,092 It ams comfortins him. 881 00:48:45,637 --> 00:48:47,805 It happened, like the prophecy said. 882 00:48:47,889 --> 00:48:48,931 The Metalocalypse. 883 00:48:49,015 --> 00:48:50,600 Did anyone see Murderface? 884 00:48:50,683 --> 00:48:51,976 I saw him run away somewhere. 885 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,811 But... Knubbler. 886 00:48:56,439 --> 00:48:58,900 You were infiltrated. 887 00:48:58,983 --> 00:49:01,027 You! 888 00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:03,321 Unh! I come in peace. 889 00:49:03,404 --> 00:49:04,530 I can help you! 890 00:49:04,614 --> 00:49:07,742 You've got nobody else anyway. 891 00:49:07,825 --> 00:49:11,287 The Army of the Doomstar is gone. 892 00:49:11,371 --> 00:49:12,497 All of them. 893 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:16,042 They're all dead. 894 00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:19,003 If you want me to take a look at him, I can help. 895 00:49:21,881 --> 00:49:24,258 He's in shock from the explosion 896 00:49:24,342 --> 00:49:27,136 but he'll be back to normal soon. 897 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,555 Here, Skwisgaar, if you wants to makes sures 898 00:49:29,639 --> 00:49:31,015 yous ams in tunes. 899 00:49:31,099 --> 00:49:32,934 What ams you playing there? 900 00:49:33,017 --> 00:49:35,728 Start talking. Why are you here? 901 00:49:35,812 --> 00:49:38,356 Years ago I was seduced by the power 902 00:49:38,439 --> 00:49:40,358 of what I thought was a man. 903 00:49:40,441 --> 00:49:42,819 Salacia. Yes. 904 00:49:42,902 --> 00:49:46,197 But when I started to do some digging he didn't like that. 905 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,074 He took control over me. 906 00:49:48,157 --> 00:49:49,701 He possessed me. 907 00:49:49,784 --> 00:49:52,578 He used me, he used the power of the military. 908 00:49:52,662 --> 00:49:54,997 He wanted to kill the people protecting you. 909 00:49:55,081 --> 00:49:57,083 The Army of the Doomstar. 910 00:49:57,166 --> 00:50:01,170 And he gloated about possessing another in order to get close. 911 00:50:01,254 --> 00:50:04,382 Skwisgaar, what ams you playings? 912 00:50:04,465 --> 00:50:06,843 But what Salacia couldn't control was that 913 00:50:06,926 --> 00:50:10,304 while he possessed the other, I was free. 914 00:50:10,388 --> 00:50:15,351 So I jumped, thinking it would all be over. 915 00:50:15,435 --> 00:50:18,938 But something in the water terrified Salacia 916 00:50:19,021 --> 00:50:22,442 and it drove him out. 917 00:50:22,525 --> 00:50:25,903 So, who was it that betrayed us? 918 00:50:25,987 --> 00:50:28,698 Uh, guys? 919 00:50:28,781 --> 00:50:30,324 Oh, my God. 920 00:50:30,408 --> 00:50:32,827 He knew. 921 00:50:32,910 --> 00:50:34,120 Murderface. 922 00:50:36,873 --> 00:50:39,292 He was weak and vulnerable to Salacia's spell 923 00:50:39,375 --> 00:50:43,713 as I was and forced to do the unspeakable. 924 00:50:43,796 --> 00:50:45,381 Your friend is innocent, 925 00:50:45,465 --> 00:50:49,093 but Salacia is still inside of him. 926 00:50:49,177 --> 00:50:52,180 If you can find your friend, you can save him. 927 00:50:52,263 --> 00:50:59,270 ♪♪ 928 00:50:59,854 --> 00:51:06,861 ♪♪ 929 00:51:07,278 --> 00:51:14,285 ♪♪ 930 00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:18,331 You'll have to perform an exorcism... 931 00:51:18,414 --> 00:51:22,418 You've got to submerge him until the beast exits his body. 932 00:51:24,462 --> 00:51:26,047 Be careful. 933 00:51:26,130 --> 00:51:27,715 You could kill him. 934 00:51:30,051 --> 00:51:33,471 One, two, three! 935 00:51:36,974 --> 00:51:43,272 ♪♪ 936 00:51:43,356 --> 00:51:49,695 ♪♪ 937 00:51:49,779 --> 00:51:56,077 ♪♪ 938 00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:02,500 ♪♪ 939 00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:09,090 ♪♪ 940 00:52:09,173 --> 00:52:15,304 ♪♪ 941 00:52:15,388 --> 00:52:21,686 ♪♪ 942 00:52:21,769 --> 00:52:25,815 Come and find me, Nathan Explosion. 943 00:52:25,898 --> 00:52:30,111 Or all will die. 944 00:52:30,194 --> 00:52:33,906 ♪♪ 945 00:52:36,742 --> 00:52:43,749 ♪♪ 946 00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:51,215 ♪♪ 947 00:52:51,549 --> 00:52:58,556 ♪♪ 948 00:52:58,848 --> 00:53:00,474 Get away from me! 949 00:53:00,558 --> 00:53:02,393 Don't you know what I've done? 950 00:53:02,476 --> 00:53:03,895 But it wasn't yous! 951 00:53:03,978 --> 00:53:07,481 You said it -- I have no role in this band. 952 00:53:07,565 --> 00:53:09,567 What? Of course you do! 953 00:53:09,650 --> 00:53:11,861 Your role is to suck -- 954 00:53:11,944 --> 00:53:14,697 it's so important to us that you suck. 955 00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:16,824 You're the voice of dissent. 956 00:53:16,908 --> 00:53:18,367 Don't you get it? 957 00:53:18,451 --> 00:53:21,746 Without you, we're fooling ourselves. 958 00:53:21,829 --> 00:53:25,124 No -- I'm no better than Magnus. 959 00:53:25,207 --> 00:53:29,462 Hey, no! Magnus never gave us a chance to forgive him. 960 00:53:29,545 --> 00:53:32,548 He was too busy being angry and selfish. 961 00:53:32,632 --> 00:53:35,718 But we forgive you, Murderface. 962 00:53:35,801 --> 00:53:40,264 You bring balance to this band by sucking. 963 00:53:40,348 --> 00:53:42,767 You suck so fucking much 964 00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:44,560 we can't live without you. 965 00:53:44,644 --> 00:53:46,228 Comes back to us. 966 00:53:46,312 --> 00:53:49,523 Sucks de lifes outs of everys wakings moments with us -- 967 00:53:49,607 --> 00:53:53,736 Comes back and sucks. 968 00:53:53,819 --> 00:53:58,741 But...you can't even hear the bass... 969 00:53:58,824 --> 00:54:00,618 But you can always feel it. 970 00:54:00,701 --> 00:54:03,955 ♪♪ 971 00:54:07,625 --> 00:54:09,585 Whats does we do now? 972 00:54:09,669 --> 00:54:10,962 I fucked up. 973 00:54:11,045 --> 00:54:13,547 I wrote the wrong song. 974 00:54:13,631 --> 00:54:15,424 Everyone should blame me. 975 00:54:15,508 --> 00:54:18,469 I guess I'm no goddamn good after all. 976 00:54:18,552 --> 00:54:20,638 Ow, what the fuck? Ow. 977 00:54:20,721 --> 00:54:22,932 What are you feel -- what's happening, you're feeling sorry 978 00:54:23,015 --> 00:54:25,977 for your dumpy ass, you little dildo fuckhead? 979 00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:27,770 Ow. Fucking Knubbler gave you 980 00:54:27,853 --> 00:54:30,982 one job but you fucked it up, didn't you, you little dicklick! 981 00:54:31,065 --> 00:54:33,067 Find one person to communicate with. 982 00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:35,736 But everybody abandoned me. Nope. 983 00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:37,321 You shut down and pushed them out 984 00:54:37,405 --> 00:54:40,366 like a fucking little douchebag dildo, frankly. 985 00:54:40,449 --> 00:54:41,492 Quit hitting me! 986 00:54:41,575 --> 00:54:42,868 First thing is I'm, uh, 987 00:54:42,952 --> 00:54:44,912 feeling much better, thank you all. 988 00:54:44,996 --> 00:54:48,082 And number two, this is weird. 989 00:54:48,165 --> 00:54:49,834 Should we get going? 990 00:54:49,917 --> 00:54:51,377 The question is, What would you say 991 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:52,920 If they were all in your life, stupid? 992 00:54:53,004 --> 00:54:55,798 What would you say? 993 00:54:55,881 --> 00:54:57,216 I'd say... 994 00:54:57,299 --> 00:54:59,969 I'd... 995 00:55:00,052 --> 00:55:07,059 ♪♪ 996 00:55:07,143 --> 00:55:10,104 I'd say... come back. 997 00:55:10,187 --> 00:55:14,817 Come back, and maybe together we could fight all this. 998 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:19,196 Now that would be a pretty good Song of Salvation, actually. 999 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,365 Holy shit! 1000 00:55:21,449 --> 00:55:24,285 That is the Song of Salvation! 1001 00:55:24,368 --> 00:55:27,496 I mean, none of this is about me or us, 1002 00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:30,833 it's about everybody else that's alive. 1003 00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:32,168 I'm just a little part of it. 1004 00:55:32,251 --> 00:55:34,587 I'm just a gear... 1005 00:55:34,670 --> 00:55:36,630 In the wheel of the Klok... 1006 00:55:36,714 --> 00:55:40,426 Holy Shit, that's what that means. 1007 00:55:40,509 --> 00:55:43,929 This is it, I'm gonna find a way to play this song. 1008 00:55:44,013 --> 00:55:46,807 And we're gonna find that fucker who fucked up Murderface, 1009 00:55:46,891 --> 00:55:50,061 and the fucker who's fucking up this whole planet 1010 00:55:50,144 --> 00:55:51,979 and we're gonna go fuck him up. 1011 00:55:52,063 --> 00:55:53,481 See how he likes it. 1012 00:55:53,564 --> 00:55:55,399 The Dethjet -- if it wasn't destroyed 1013 00:55:55,483 --> 00:55:57,068 I think I can get us out of here. 1014 00:55:57,151 --> 00:56:04,158 ♪♪ 1015 00:56:06,911 --> 00:56:08,954 Tries not to kill us Pickle! 1016 00:56:09,038 --> 00:56:11,749 Toki, be a good boy and bring mommy his scotch, okay? 1017 00:56:11,832 --> 00:56:13,793 I got this! Whooooaaaa! 1018 00:56:13,876 --> 00:56:16,962 Whoooaaaaaa! 1019 00:56:17,046 --> 00:56:22,009 ♪♪ 1020 00:56:22,093 --> 00:56:23,594 So, what's your plan? 1021 00:56:23,677 --> 00:56:24,970 It's not mine. 1022 00:56:25,054 --> 00:56:28,724 It's his. 1023 00:56:28,808 --> 00:56:31,227 What the fuck is this piece of shit 1024 00:56:31,310 --> 00:56:32,561 doing inside of my laboratory? 1025 00:56:32,645 --> 00:56:34,522 This piece of shit's with us now. 1026 00:56:34,605 --> 00:56:37,024 Hi. Sorry about everything. 1027 00:56:37,108 --> 00:56:38,984 Are you, then? 1028 00:56:39,068 --> 00:56:41,529 This is the universal stereo. 1029 00:56:41,612 --> 00:56:44,073 It's a PA system that can amplify a concert 1030 00:56:44,156 --> 00:56:45,783 for the entire planet. 1031 00:56:45,866 --> 00:56:48,494 If dats ams de case dens we'll needs to hards-wires in. 1032 00:56:48,577 --> 00:56:51,038 Correct Skwisgaar. Computer? 1033 00:56:51,122 --> 00:56:54,375 Deploy the universal stereo. 1034 00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:57,086 There are five major points that must be plugged in; 1035 00:56:57,169 --> 00:57:00,214 Each of you will have to fly and plug into the audio-ins 1036 00:57:00,297 --> 00:57:04,885 At the patch bays located at one of the five points. 1037 00:57:04,969 --> 00:57:07,930 Each of your flight pods is equipped with an auto-pilot. 1038 00:57:08,013 --> 00:57:10,683 You'll just have to be guided through the plug in process, 1039 00:57:10,766 --> 00:57:13,727 Then meet at the stage center so that you can play the song. 1040 00:57:13,811 --> 00:57:18,023 My God, this is amazing. 1041 00:57:18,107 --> 00:57:19,692 No shit, Sherlock. 1042 00:57:22,987 --> 00:57:24,280 Whoooaaaa! 1043 00:57:24,363 --> 00:57:29,994 ♪♪ 1044 00:57:30,077 --> 00:57:35,207 ♪♪ 1045 00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:36,709 Nathan's been hit! 1046 00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:40,671 I'm okay. Just a cosmetic wound. 1047 00:57:40,754 --> 00:57:42,006 I've been thinking about Salacia. 1048 00:57:42,089 --> 00:57:43,757 He told us to find him. 1049 00:57:43,841 --> 00:57:45,759 So let's say we do find him. 1050 00:57:45,843 --> 00:57:47,178 Then what are we supposed to do? 1051 00:57:47,261 --> 00:57:48,470 He's more powerful 1052 00:57:48,554 --> 00:57:50,306 than anything this planet knows. 1053 00:57:50,389 --> 00:57:53,058 Even worse, he's going to become stronger. 1054 00:57:53,142 --> 00:57:55,769 He calls it, "The Great Reuniting." 1055 00:57:55,853 --> 00:57:58,272 And he's bringing reinforcements. 1056 00:57:58,355 --> 00:58:01,483 And what you're calling the Doomstar isn't just a star. 1057 00:58:01,567 --> 00:58:04,904 It's also a portal to another place and time... 1058 00:58:04,987 --> 00:58:06,530 and a weapon. 1059 00:58:06,614 --> 00:58:09,116 He built the world's biggest super conductor 1060 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,660 so that he could pull the star closer to the earth. 1061 00:58:11,744 --> 00:58:13,787 Note, it's also terraforming the planet. 1062 00:58:13,871 --> 00:58:15,789 I don't understand what this has to do with us. 1063 00:58:15,873 --> 00:58:18,584 A powerful force is needed to wedge open 1064 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:21,795 the Doomstar's portal gates so that the half man 1065 00:58:21,879 --> 00:58:24,757 could be completed with the rest of his souls. 1066 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,593 That force is you. 1067 00:58:27,676 --> 00:58:29,845 It gave you gifts as well... 1068 00:58:29,929 --> 00:58:31,972 The Dethlights. 1069 00:58:32,056 --> 00:58:33,974 My god. 1070 00:58:34,058 --> 00:58:36,185 Each of you should be in range now. 1071 00:58:36,268 --> 00:58:42,650 ♪♪ 1072 00:58:42,733 --> 00:58:44,068 Did it! 1073 00:58:44,151 --> 00:58:45,819 Everybody else good? 1074 00:58:48,072 --> 00:58:49,698 Nathan? What's going on? 1075 00:58:49,782 --> 00:58:51,367 Bad news. 1076 00:58:51,450 --> 00:58:53,577 The hit I took fused the compartment shut. 1077 00:58:53,661 --> 00:58:55,329 Then you'll have to do it manually. 1078 00:58:57,623 --> 00:58:59,166 Oh, boy. 1079 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:06,257 ♪♪ 1080 00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:09,843 Nathan, look out! 1081 00:59:09,927 --> 00:59:13,347 Whooaaaaaa! 1082 00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:15,641 Oh, no, Nathan! 1083 00:59:17,810 --> 00:59:19,687 It's okay. 1084 00:59:19,770 --> 00:59:24,525 I'm alive! 1085 00:59:24,608 --> 00:59:26,610 Now, what do I do? 1086 00:59:26,694 --> 00:59:29,071 You see a gigantic cable? 1087 00:59:29,154 --> 00:59:31,407 - Yeah. - I'm sending you towards it. 1088 00:59:31,490 --> 00:59:33,867 Oh, mama. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. 1089 00:59:33,951 --> 00:59:36,078 Got it. 1090 00:59:36,161 --> 00:59:38,163 Guide me in. 1091 00:59:38,247 --> 00:59:40,499 I need to say something to my band... 1092 00:59:40,582 --> 00:59:42,918 Pickles, Skwisgaar, Murderface, Toki... 1093 00:59:43,002 --> 00:59:45,921 You stood by me after Abigail dumped me. 1094 00:59:46,005 --> 00:59:47,548 You never gave up on me. 1095 00:59:47,631 --> 00:59:51,593 - And in case you're wondering we never had sex. - Really? 1096 00:59:51,677 --> 00:59:54,263 - Yeah. - Shit. 1097 00:59:54,346 --> 00:59:57,016 It's okay, because it wouldn't have been right. 1098 00:59:57,099 --> 00:59:58,475 And Abigail... 1099 00:59:58,559 --> 01:00:03,105 Abigail, wherever you are in this world, 1100 01:00:03,188 --> 01:00:07,526 I'm sorry that I tried to force something that wasn't there. 1101 01:00:07,609 --> 01:00:11,780 I respect you, and I want you to be happy. 1102 01:00:11,864 --> 01:00:14,116 And I'll grow stronger 1103 01:00:14,199 --> 01:00:19,330 Because I'll always have my relationship with music! 1104 01:00:19,413 --> 01:00:22,958 - Alright! - Nice work, motherfucker! 1105 01:00:23,042 --> 01:00:24,668 Way to go! 1106 01:00:29,465 --> 01:00:32,259 We're flying this stagecraft toward Batsfjord, Norway, 1107 01:00:32,343 --> 01:00:34,511 near the Arctic Circle. 1108 01:00:34,595 --> 01:00:37,806 There's a great deal of magnetic activity and striations -- 1109 01:00:37,890 --> 01:00:40,392 And that's where Salacia is. 1110 01:00:44,021 --> 01:00:45,981 You'll see I've upgraded your instruments, 1111 01:00:46,065 --> 01:00:50,944 they're to your exact specifications and then some. 1112 01:00:51,028 --> 01:00:52,738 Oh, cools! 1113 01:00:52,821 --> 01:00:54,948 My Deddy bear! 1114 01:00:55,032 --> 01:00:58,619 Hey, you're one hell of a motherfucker. 1115 01:00:58,702 --> 01:01:01,080 I am but a gear in the wheel of the Klok. 1116 01:01:01,163 --> 01:01:06,794 ♪♪ 1117 01:01:06,877 --> 01:01:09,713 We've got something we've been working on that we like, 1118 01:01:09,797 --> 01:01:11,590 so you just gotta bring the message. 1119 01:01:11,673 --> 01:01:14,134 You're the absolute best, Mother. 1120 01:01:14,218 --> 01:01:15,302 Fucker. 1121 01:01:15,386 --> 01:01:16,637 Motherfucker. 1122 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,347 I'll see you onstage. 1123 01:01:18,430 --> 01:01:21,350 I'll see you onstage. 1124 01:01:21,433 --> 01:01:23,977 This one's for Knubbler! 1125 01:01:25,145 --> 01:01:32,152 ♪♪ 1126 01:01:32,861 --> 01:01:39,868 ♪♪ 1127 01:01:40,536 --> 01:01:47,543 ♪♪ 1128 01:01:48,085 --> 01:01:55,092 ♪♪ 1129 01:01:55,884 --> 01:02:02,891 ♪♪ 1130 01:02:03,475 --> 01:02:10,482 ♪♪ 1131 01:02:11,233 --> 01:02:18,240 ♪♪ 1132 01:02:21,118 --> 01:02:27,416 ♪♪ 1133 01:02:27,499 --> 01:02:33,464 ♪♪ 1134 01:02:33,547 --> 01:02:36,717 People of the Earth... 1135 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:41,054 This is Dethklok! 1136 01:02:41,138 --> 01:02:43,098 You don't have to be afraid anymore. 1137 01:02:43,182 --> 01:02:50,189 ♪♪ 1138 01:02:51,064 --> 01:02:53,567 ♪ Last breath ♪ 1139 01:02:53,650 --> 01:02:56,195 ♪ Skyward ♪ 1140 01:02:56,278 --> 01:02:58,489 ♪ Dark sign ♪ 1141 01:02:58,572 --> 01:03:00,199 ♪ Closing line ♪ 1142 01:03:00,282 --> 01:03:02,993 ♪ No time ♪ 1143 01:03:03,076 --> 01:03:05,329 ♪ To mend this life ♪ 1144 01:03:05,412 --> 01:03:08,290 ♪ Take this hand ♪ 1145 01:03:08,373 --> 01:03:11,251 ♪ This last time ♪ 1146 01:03:11,335 --> 01:03:18,342 ♪♪ 1147 01:03:19,468 --> 01:03:24,598 ♪ We're the shadows of the infinite ♪ 1148 01:03:24,681 --> 01:03:27,351 ♪ We stand alive ♪ 1149 01:03:27,434 --> 01:03:29,728 ♪♪ 1150 01:03:29,811 --> 01:03:34,525 ♪ We're nothing but the soil of time ♪ 1151 01:03:34,608 --> 01:03:36,944 ♪ Beasts in the night ♪ 1152 01:03:39,196 --> 01:03:44,284 ♪ Reach with my open hand ♪ 1153 01:03:44,368 --> 01:03:48,121 ♪ Bound for all time ♪ 1154 01:03:48,205 --> 01:03:53,877 ♪ In the shadows of the blazing star ♪ 1155 01:03:53,961 --> 01:03:58,215 ♪ Fused we're the light ♪ 1156 01:03:58,298 --> 01:04:01,009 ♪ Now rise ♪ 1157 01:04:01,093 --> 01:04:03,220 ♪ Rise ♪ 1158 01:04:03,303 --> 01:04:06,431 ♪ Rise ♪ 1159 01:04:06,515 --> 01:04:07,891 ♪♪ 1160 01:04:07,975 --> 01:04:12,896 ♪ Rise, rise ♪ 1161 01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:15,440 ♪ Rise ♪ 1162 01:04:15,524 --> 01:04:17,776 ♪♪ 1163 01:04:17,859 --> 01:04:18,944 ♪ Rise ♪ 1164 01:04:19,027 --> 01:04:21,697 Shoot them down now! 1165 01:04:21,780 --> 01:04:25,075 ♪ Move it out, move it out ♪ 1166 01:04:25,158 --> 01:04:26,994 Brace for crash landing. 1167 01:04:31,748 --> 01:04:33,959 Well, you wanna get killed, or you want a chance 1168 01:04:34,042 --> 01:04:36,878 at doing some good? 1169 01:04:36,962 --> 01:04:41,967 ♪♪ 1170 01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:47,055 ♪♪ 1171 01:04:49,099 --> 01:04:52,352 You know, if you think you're making us shit our pants 1172 01:04:52,436 --> 01:04:57,065 over here uh... you're close. 1173 01:04:57,149 --> 01:04:58,775 Take them. 1174 01:05:03,113 --> 01:05:06,700 Tonight all things change. 1175 01:05:06,783 --> 01:05:08,869 Sad, isn't it? 1176 01:05:08,952 --> 01:05:11,622 But, pledge your allegiance to me 1177 01:05:11,705 --> 01:05:14,916 and I will kill your friends quickly. 1178 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,253 I'm offering a seat at the table. 1179 01:05:18,337 --> 01:05:22,215 Well, I'm good on furniture right now. 1180 01:05:22,299 --> 01:05:25,302 I don't need any chairs or... 1181 01:05:25,385 --> 01:05:28,013 I think I've got everything I need. 1182 01:05:28,096 --> 01:05:29,765 Be quiet! 1183 01:05:29,848 --> 01:05:33,477 You're just as mentally inept as they said you were. 1184 01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,229 It just takes me a long time to learn stuff. 1185 01:05:36,313 --> 01:05:39,107 When this ends I will crucify you. 1186 01:05:39,191 --> 01:05:40,817 But I won't kill you. 1187 01:05:40,901 --> 01:05:44,655 I will keep you alive in wretched misery. 1188 01:05:44,738 --> 01:05:46,990 You know, you don't have go through the trouble. 1189 01:05:49,534 --> 01:05:52,371 How was your converskations? 1190 01:05:52,454 --> 01:05:54,998 It was good. 1191 01:05:55,082 --> 01:05:56,333 Well. 1192 01:05:56,416 --> 01:05:57,459 Hey, what's that? 1193 01:05:57,542 --> 01:05:58,627 It's my last meals. 1194 01:05:58,710 --> 01:06:00,462 I gots a bowls of Kombuchas. 1195 01:06:00,545 --> 01:06:02,297 I nevers trieds it before -- ugh! 1196 01:06:02,381 --> 01:06:04,007 Like a vinegar soda. 1197 01:06:04,091 --> 01:06:05,759 Oh, yours is over there. 1198 01:06:05,842 --> 01:06:07,344 I, uh, ordered for you. 1199 01:06:07,427 --> 01:06:12,057 Huh, chocolate milk and Cool Ranch Doritos. 1200 01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:13,600 You know, I've always said it's the -- 1201 01:06:13,684 --> 01:06:16,019 The best thing a death metal vocalist can eat. 1202 01:06:16,103 --> 01:06:18,522 Shit. You really know me. 1203 01:06:20,607 --> 01:06:22,401 I don't know what else to say. 1204 01:06:22,484 --> 01:06:25,070 I think we're going to die. 1205 01:06:25,153 --> 01:06:27,322 Really? Really dead? 1206 01:06:27,406 --> 01:06:31,660 Yeah. I think we're gonna die. 1207 01:06:31,743 --> 01:06:33,245 Toki, try to be strong. Okays. 1208 01:06:33,328 --> 01:06:34,955 Try to be strong. 1209 01:06:35,038 --> 01:06:37,416 And I never even finished "Planet Piss." 1210 01:06:37,499 --> 01:06:39,167 I'm gonna be one of those dildos 1211 01:06:39,251 --> 01:06:41,503 that everybody knows can't complete a project. 1212 01:06:41,586 --> 01:06:46,341 Everybody else will be deads toos, so who cares reallys? 1213 01:06:46,425 --> 01:06:49,428 Death, it's a real get of jail free card, isn't it? 1214 01:06:49,511 --> 01:06:52,681 Wells, I'll guess I'll sees you in de afterlifes, Skwisgaars. 1215 01:06:52,764 --> 01:06:56,393 Hangings out everydays, fors eternities. 1216 01:06:56,476 --> 01:06:58,145 So you're sayings we're goings to Hell. 1217 01:06:58,228 --> 01:07:01,148 I've been thinking about the Dethlights. 1218 01:07:01,231 --> 01:07:04,234 And can we ever summon that power again? 1219 01:07:04,317 --> 01:07:05,819 Was that power even ours? 1220 01:07:05,902 --> 01:07:07,821 Or was it the Doomstar doing it all? 1221 01:07:07,904 --> 01:07:10,282 You know, to stop us from being killed -- 1222 01:07:10,365 --> 01:07:12,284 Yeah, to protects us so that we could be used 1223 01:07:12,367 --> 01:07:14,369 for something even more horrible? 1224 01:07:14,453 --> 01:07:15,996 This? 1225 01:07:16,079 --> 01:07:21,877 ♪♪ 1226 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:27,758 ♪♪ 1227 01:07:27,841 --> 01:07:33,597 ♪♪ 1228 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:39,352 ♪♪ 1229 01:07:39,436 --> 01:07:46,443 ♪♪ 1230 01:07:46,526 --> 01:07:53,533 ♪♪ 1231 01:07:53,658 --> 01:07:55,952 I am a gear in the wheel of the Klok, 1232 01:07:56,036 --> 01:07:57,370 I fear not my mortality, 1233 01:07:57,454 --> 01:08:01,541 I will serve to the best of my ability... 1234 01:08:08,590 --> 01:08:14,137 Behold! The Great Reuniting! 1235 01:08:14,221 --> 01:08:20,185 ♪♪ 1236 01:08:20,268 --> 01:08:25,732 ♪♪ 1237 01:08:25,816 --> 01:08:27,776 No! 1238 01:08:27,859 --> 01:08:34,533 ♪♪ 1239 01:08:34,616 --> 01:08:41,581 ♪♪ 1240 01:08:41,665 --> 01:08:48,421 ♪♪ 1241 01:08:48,505 --> 01:08:51,341 The Doomstar's portal has opened, 1242 01:08:51,424 --> 01:08:54,594 summoning the four souls to cascade forth 1243 01:08:54,678 --> 01:08:59,850 and fuse into the half man, making him whole again! 1244 01:08:59,933 --> 01:09:06,940 ♪♪ 1245 01:09:08,942 --> 01:09:10,569 It's happening. 1246 01:09:14,322 --> 01:09:16,908 Look! It's coming closer! 1247 01:09:26,251 --> 01:09:28,670 It's happening! 1248 01:09:28,753 --> 01:09:30,755 It's happening! 1249 01:09:30,839 --> 01:09:32,632 It's happening! 1250 01:09:32,716 --> 01:09:36,469 It's -- 1251 01:09:36,553 --> 01:09:40,891 ♪♪ 1252 01:09:40,974 --> 01:09:44,019 I'm a gear in the wheel of the Klok. 1253 01:09:44,102 --> 01:09:47,606 I fear not my mortality, 1254 01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:52,110 I will serve to the best of my ability... 1255 01:09:52,193 --> 01:09:57,324 ♪♪ 1256 01:09:57,407 --> 01:10:02,537 ♪♪ 1257 01:10:02,621 --> 01:10:07,500 ♪♪ 1258 01:10:07,584 --> 01:10:12,881 ♪♪ 1259 01:10:12,964 --> 01:10:18,094 ♪♪ 1260 01:10:18,178 --> 01:10:23,266 ♪♪ 1261 01:10:23,350 --> 01:10:25,268 He's alive in there. 1262 01:10:25,352 --> 01:10:27,062 Growing now. 1263 01:10:27,145 --> 01:10:30,482 Good. Well, I think you can move faster. 1264 01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:32,734 Now get me to that contraption before they fix it. 1265 01:10:32,817 --> 01:10:35,904 Now, mush! Mush! I'm workin' on it. 1266 01:10:35,987 --> 01:10:42,994 ♪♪ 1267 01:10:45,038 --> 01:10:46,957 It was nice working with you. 1268 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:54,047 ♪♪ 1269 01:10:55,382 --> 01:10:56,800 - Yes. - Somebody's inside! 1270 01:10:56,883 --> 01:11:01,012 My brother, my love, I will be with you. 1271 01:11:02,555 --> 01:11:08,186 ♪♪ 1272 01:11:08,269 --> 01:11:13,441 ♪♪ 1273 01:11:13,525 --> 01:11:19,155 ♪♪ 1274 01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:24,661 ♪♪ 1275 01:11:24,744 --> 01:11:27,789 No, no, no, no, no! 1276 01:11:31,376 --> 01:11:33,628 He's still alive. 1277 01:11:33,712 --> 01:11:37,590 I can see his hearts beating. 1278 01:11:39,884 --> 01:11:43,596 Dethklok is of no use to us now. 1279 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,931 Kill them! 1280 01:11:45,015 --> 01:11:50,478 ♪♪ 1281 01:11:50,562 --> 01:11:51,813 It's too late! 1282 01:11:51,896 --> 01:11:53,690 It's over... 1283 01:11:53,773 --> 01:11:57,068 What's dats sounds. 1284 01:11:57,152 --> 01:11:58,862 Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! They cames. 1285 01:11:58,945 --> 01:12:00,989 Who came? 1286 01:12:01,072 --> 01:12:04,284 - The fans! - They heard us. 1287 01:12:04,367 --> 01:12:07,078 The Songs of Salvation worked. 1288 01:12:07,162 --> 01:12:08,246 The fans! 1289 01:12:08,329 --> 01:12:09,748 I've always loved them. 1290 01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:13,460 ♪♪ 1291 01:12:13,543 --> 01:12:15,503 Team A, that thing is vulnerable. 1292 01:12:15,587 --> 01:12:17,964 We need to squash it before it's too late. 1293 01:12:18,048 --> 01:12:20,759 Team B, protect Dethklok. 1294 01:12:20,842 --> 01:12:22,135 Lets end this. 1295 01:12:22,218 --> 01:12:28,558 ♪♪ 1296 01:12:28,641 --> 01:12:35,023 ♪♪ 1297 01:12:35,106 --> 01:12:41,237 ♪♪ 1298 01:12:41,321 --> 01:12:47,786 ♪♪ 1299 01:12:47,869 --> 01:12:54,334 ♪♪ 1300 01:12:54,417 --> 01:13:00,799 ♪♪ 1301 01:13:00,882 --> 01:13:05,470 Stay away from them. 1302 01:13:05,553 --> 01:13:08,098 Those are my spiritual saviors you're fucking with. 1303 01:13:08,181 --> 01:13:15,188 ♪♪ 1304 01:13:16,940 --> 01:13:23,947 ♪♪ 1305 01:13:25,657 --> 01:13:27,617 No! 1306 01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:33,206 ♪♪ 1307 01:13:33,289 --> 01:13:38,670 ♪♪ 1308 01:13:38,753 --> 01:13:44,384 ♪♪ 1309 01:13:44,467 --> 01:13:47,053 Hey! 1310 01:13:47,137 --> 01:13:48,721 I'm sorry. 1311 01:13:48,805 --> 01:13:51,224 I thought you were somebody else. 1312 01:13:51,307 --> 01:13:52,809 Please don't kill me! 1313 01:13:52,892 --> 01:13:55,478 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1314 01:13:57,647 --> 01:14:04,654 ♪♪ 1315 01:14:07,490 --> 01:14:13,705 ♪♪ 1316 01:14:13,788 --> 01:14:19,919 ♪♪ 1317 01:14:20,003 --> 01:14:24,007 All members of the US Military, stand down! 1318 01:14:24,090 --> 01:14:26,593 Do not hurt the civilians! 1319 01:14:26,676 --> 01:14:28,386 They are not the enemy! 1320 01:14:28,469 --> 01:14:30,722 Protect them at all costs! 1321 01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:35,101 ♪♪ 1322 01:14:37,061 --> 01:14:43,151 ♪♪ 1323 01:14:43,234 --> 01:14:49,449 ♪♪ 1324 01:14:49,532 --> 01:14:55,955 ♪♪ 1325 01:14:56,039 --> 01:15:02,295 ♪♪ 1326 01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:08,760 ♪♪ 1327 01:15:08,843 --> 01:15:14,849 ♪♪ 1328 01:15:14,933 --> 01:15:21,272 ♪♪ 1329 01:15:21,356 --> 01:15:27,612 ♪♪ 1330 01:15:27,695 --> 01:15:33,952 ♪♪ 1331 01:15:34,035 --> 01:15:40,291 ♪♪ 1332 01:15:40,375 --> 01:15:46,422 ♪♪ 1333 01:15:46,506 --> 01:15:52,929 ♪♪ 1334 01:15:53,012 --> 01:15:59,269 ♪♪ 1335 01:15:59,352 --> 01:16:05,608 ♪♪ 1336 01:16:05,692 --> 01:16:11,990 ♪♪ 1337 01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:17,161 ♪♪ 1338 01:16:17,245 --> 01:16:21,291 Go into the water. 1339 01:16:21,374 --> 01:16:28,381 ♪♪ 1340 01:16:29,882 --> 01:16:36,889 ♪♪ 1341 01:16:38,433 --> 01:16:40,685 Don't you know? 1342 01:16:40,768 --> 01:16:45,523 Only a god can kill a god. 1343 01:16:45,606 --> 01:16:48,234 God... God... 1344 01:16:48,318 --> 01:16:55,325 ♪♪ 1345 01:16:55,491 --> 01:17:02,498 ♪♪ 1346 01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:10,256 ♪♪ 1347 01:17:10,465 --> 01:17:17,472 ♪♪ 1348 01:17:17,764 --> 01:17:24,771 ♪♪ 1349 01:17:25,104 --> 01:17:28,566 Holy shit! Oh, my God! 1350 01:17:32,278 --> 01:17:34,822 That was upsetting! 1351 01:17:34,906 --> 01:17:37,533 Huh?! Oh, it's my Deddy bears. 1352 01:17:37,617 --> 01:17:39,160 Oh, cools. 1353 01:17:39,243 --> 01:17:40,870 Holy shit! Did we survive? 1354 01:17:40,953 --> 01:17:44,332 Deth-klok! 1355 01:17:44,415 --> 01:17:51,089 Deth-klok! Deth-klok! Deth-klok! Deth-klok! 1356 01:17:51,172 --> 01:17:55,635 Deth-klok! Deth-klok! 1357 01:17:57,136 --> 01:18:00,848 I, uh, have something to say. 1358 01:18:00,932 --> 01:18:03,142 Shut the fuck up for one second! 1359 01:18:05,686 --> 01:18:09,107 I wanna say thank you. 1360 01:18:09,190 --> 01:18:11,734 I mean you're not just the fans, you're... 1361 01:18:15,029 --> 01:18:20,076 My God, you're the Army of the Doomstar. 1362 01:18:20,159 --> 01:18:21,744 Holy shit. 1363 01:18:21,828 --> 01:18:23,663 I'm just putting that together. 1364 01:18:23,746 --> 01:18:27,166 I mean, you were always the Army of the Doomstar. 1365 01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:29,627 And you were always right in front of me 1366 01:18:29,710 --> 01:18:32,130 and I just didn't see it. 1367 01:18:32,213 --> 01:18:36,092 I mean, sure our relationship can get tricky 1368 01:18:36,175 --> 01:18:39,220 but you were always there for us, I mean... 1369 01:18:39,303 --> 01:18:40,888 Holy fucking shit... 1370 01:18:40,972 --> 01:18:43,933 And I'm sorry I tried to break up with you! 1371 01:18:44,016 --> 01:18:48,146 But you came when we needed you the most. 1372 01:18:48,229 --> 01:18:50,815 And I just realized something else. 1373 01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:54,986 Oh, by: my family, my band... 1374 01:18:55,069 --> 01:18:57,029 all of us -- this -- 1375 01:18:57,113 --> 01:18:59,615 This is the great reuniting! 1376 01:18:59,699 --> 01:19:05,997 ♪♪ 1377 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,666 Thank you! 1378 01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:15,339 ♪♪ 1379 01:19:15,423 --> 01:19:17,633 What a fuckin' day! 1380 01:19:17,717 --> 01:19:19,510 Right? 1381 01:19:19,594 --> 01:19:26,601 ♪♪ 1382 01:19:27,018 --> 01:19:34,025 ♪♪ 1383 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,111 ♪♪ 1384 01:19:41,657 --> 01:19:48,664 ♪♪ 1385 01:19:49,207 --> 01:19:56,214 ♪♪ 1386 01:19:56,631 --> 01:19:59,258 ♪♪ 1387 01:20:04,013 --> 01:20:11,020 ♪♪ 1388 01:20:11,437 --> 01:20:18,444 ♪♪ 1389 01:20:18,861 --> 01:20:25,868 ♪♪ 1390 01:20:26,244 --> 01:20:33,251 ♪♪ 1391 01:20:33,668 --> 01:20:40,675 ♪♪ 1392 01:20:41,050 --> 01:20:48,057 ♪♪ 1393 01:20:48,474 --> 01:20:55,481 ♪♪ 1394 01:20:55,856 --> 01:21:02,863 ♪♪ 1395 01:21:03,281 --> 01:21:10,288 ♪♪ 1396 01:21:10,663 --> 01:21:17,670 ♪♪ 1397 01:21:18,087 --> 01:21:25,094 ♪♪ 1398 01:21:25,511 --> 01:21:32,518 ♪♪ 1399 01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:39,900 ♪♪ 1400 01:21:40,318 --> 01:21:47,325 ♪♪ 1401 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:54,707 ♪♪ 1402 01:21:55,124 --> 01:22:02,131 ♪♪ 1403 01:22:02,506 --> 01:22:09,513 ♪♪ 1404 01:22:09,930 --> 01:22:16,937 ♪♪ 1405 01:22:17,355 --> 01:22:24,362 ♪♪ 1406 01:22:24,737 --> 01:22:31,744 ♪♪ 1407 01:22:32,161 --> 01:22:39,168 ♪♪ 1408 01:22:39,543 --> 01:22:46,550 ♪♪ 1409 01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:53,974 ♪♪ 1410 01:22:54,350 --> 01:23:01,357 ♪♪ 1411 01:23:01,774 --> 01:23:08,781 ♪♪ 1412 01:23:09,156 --> 01:23:16,163 ♪♪ 1413 01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:21,544 Chirp. 94292