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喂，妳準備好了沒
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我準備好了喔
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我要穿短褲
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欸姊，幫我拍啦！幫我拍啦
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我要穿短褲
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同學，冷靜
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妳們這樣行為的是不對的
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同學，冷靜
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不要這樣子
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不要鬧了
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不要拍了，同學
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我要穿短褲
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四 三 二 一
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維持一下秩序，不可以這樣子
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我要穿短褲
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同學冷靜
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妳們這樣子沒有用的
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妳們這樣子是不對的
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安靜，回去坐好
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學校是一個民主開放的地方
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我們絕對尊重孩子們的意見
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但是在朝會升旗的時候
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串連同學們脫裙子抗議的這種行為
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我們認為實在是非常不恰當的
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我們是被逼的
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百分之八十的同學都希望可以穿短褲
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你們一句話說不行就不行
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是啊！說什麼要我們投票決定
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結果又還不是不讓我們穿短褲
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那我們投票幹嘛
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妳們說對不對！對不對
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- 對啊
- 同學們
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我要
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穿短褲
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我要
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穿短褲
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小樹
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- 爸…
- 各位同學
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請問是陳忠良先生嗎？
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是
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您是她們的監護人沒錯吧一是
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您這邊請
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那個…處理學生的問題
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通常我們會先瞭解一下
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家庭背景
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這根據資料顯示
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你是她們的哥哥
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是
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他是我爸啦
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有時候學生的偏差行為
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是來自於家庭背景的問題
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爸你不用跟他說那麼多啦
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有什麼關係
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我們家又沒什麼好丟臉的
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我們沒有家庭問題
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我的兩個女兒也很正常
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這十幾年來，我對這兩個孩子的照顧
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絕對不會比任何人少
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雖然目前形式上
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我只能當她們的哥哥
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但其實
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我是她們的爸爸
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快一點，太慢了
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快一點
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手伸直
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欸
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幹嘛
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等一下不要急著去洗澡
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老地方有好料
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那麼好喔
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聽我的就對了
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幹！很機歪
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唉，他每次都機歪啊！不然怎麼辦
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你去處理一下啊
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幹！你每次也說說而已
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- 哪有
- 臭卒仔
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學長，你偷吃！暗嵌
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…沒有
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還說沒有，你嘴巴明明就在動
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沒啦
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在哪裡？分一下
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不要那麼摳！學長
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學長偷藏吃東西啦
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統統不許動
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是誰在女更衣室裡
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挖洞偷看的
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給我出來
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林美寶妳幹嘛
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這男生的所在，妳們出去啦
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出去啦
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你媽啦！妳是有妄想症妳啊
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什麼人要看妳啦
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出去啦！快
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給我閉嘴喔
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現在是沒有人願意要承認是不是
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叫妳出去啦！沒聽懂是不是
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怎樣啦
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出去啦
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沒在怕的啦
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沒在怕
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妳看有大支嘸？
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還甩！還甩
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肌樂給他噴下去啦
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臭卒仔，拿來啦
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快來看喔！脫褲懶喔
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阿伯阿嬸快來看
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大家快來看喔
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別跑啊
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給您爸抓到妳就死定了
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喂
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拍什麼啦
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借我拍一下嘛
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水喔水喔！漂亮又不縮水喔
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錢嫂欸妳
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公假單咧
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公假單喔…最近很難拿
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拿這你們兩個要去哪裡玩
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那你們校刊社拍這要幹嘛
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報告教官
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我在泳池外面的草地上
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找到這些有毒的雜誌
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我可能誤會隊上的男生了
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女生廁所外面的洞不是他們挖的
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教官
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我認為…應該有叛亂份子
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潛到學校裡來了
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林美寶，妳做得不錯
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記嘉獎一個
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謝謝教官
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陳忠良，你留下！到後面去罰站
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我是在救你，操什麼酸梅臉
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報告教官
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這是這一期校刊的內容
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還有上一次您說要補的篇幅
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麻煩教官您過目一下
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這兩篇我上次已經批了
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主題意識有問題
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拿掉
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報告教官
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我們有針對那幾個句子做修正了
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而且也有請幾位國文老師再看過
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- 他們都說…
- 哪些老師
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請他們來跟我談一談
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繼續亂搞
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這學期就停刊
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為什麼
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校刊是我們全校學生繳錢做出來的東西，教官
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跟我說話不許問為什麼
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你，後面罰站
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什麼鬼東西
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國家都要滅亡了
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你們還整天散佈這些靡靡之音
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有毒思想
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是，教官
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學校要是沒有我們教官盯著
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早就天下大亂了
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是，教官您說的是
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你們這幾個叛亂份子，給我小心一點
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不要想在校刊裡
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給我動手腳啊
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自從老殷來到我們學校以後
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我們就沒好日子過了
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幹！再不綁作夥大家都不用混了
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簡單啊…給她蓋布袋就好了
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她女的耶…蓋布袋對嗎？
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派你這個娘娘腔去剛剛好
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叫您老爸老二夾起來
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跟我作夥去
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幹！你現在是講三小
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廁所在旁邊，掏出來比大支啊
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整天練瘋話，到時沒有一個行的
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會痛啦
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歹勢啦
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柔道社上禮拜被人抄
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社長被記大過
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教練出來講都沒有用
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下禮拜不知道換到誰
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好奇怪喔
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為什麼最近老是有人被抄
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老殷有這麼厲害
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我們做什麼他們都知道
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我看
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是我們裡面有抓耙子
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人來了！收收收
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你們在幹什麼！抽菸啊
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吼！林美寶啦
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阿姐，幹嘛啦
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不是都很囂張，這樣就嚇到
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- 搞什麼啊！
- 阿姐
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- 陳忠良
- 喔
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趕快回去顧老婆
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啊啊，奇檬子
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王心仁，回去換尿布啦你
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不是啦！是衛生棉片
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哭夭啊
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一本十元
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兩本二十
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一本十元
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兩本二十
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一本十元
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一本十元
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兩本二十
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阿伯有心理學、哲學、攝影
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你要買什麼
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妹仔，有「自由」嗎？
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妳也幫幫忙
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妳不要怕
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看我的臉也知道我不是警察
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我是有覺醒的人啦
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阿伯，今天有「民主」沒「自由」啦
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「自由」上禮拜
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被國民黨的抄了
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FORMOSA好嗎？
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- FORMOSA喔… 一本多少
- 八十
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- 八十好啦！幫我包一本
- 謝謝
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不用找，不用找了
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這麼好喔！謝謝啦
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阿伯謝謝
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記得喔！下期幫我留一本喔
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阿伯再來交關喔！謝謝啦
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一本十元
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兩本二十
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- 阿良
- 阿仁
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原來你們倆跑來這裡偷偷約會
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難怪一天到晚跟我討公假單
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拜託歡
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賺錢啦！約會
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歹勢，歹勢
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今天警察大人
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蒞臨指導
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請大家先休息一下
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等一下回來再為大家服務，歹勢
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妳喔
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很奸耶
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怎樣
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賣這種書
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還當抓耙子拿去給教官！妳喔
238
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大聲一點啊
239
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,536
東西還不是你家印的
240
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,804
你幹什麼！你吃老娘豆腐
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怎樣？不行喔
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看什麼看
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00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,939
阿良麻煩你五百塊
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可是阿姨
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00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:31,033
我們下禮拜還有輔導課的錢要繳
246
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跟美寶講
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老媽賺錢很辛苦的
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- 可是…
- 好了 好了
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今天這攤…就看這個囉
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準備
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等一下，不公平
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你們倆每天在游泳
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那不然讓你十秒
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免啦！五秒就好
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好
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一
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二
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三
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五
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四
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幹嘛啦
262
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,136
我找到了啦
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林美寶
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陳忠良
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不要鬧了
266
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,773
王心仁白痴
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欸…王心仁不見了啦
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王心仁
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王心仁
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寫藏頭詩，很行嘛
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把字排版在第一行
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就以為我看不出來嗎？
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唸
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唸啊
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我不是你養的狗
276
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我告訴你
277
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,242
在這個學校我就是王法
278
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我說了算
279
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對啦！對啦
280
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你們說的都對
281
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,386
我們講的都是屎屎
282
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不知羞恥
283
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你留的這顆頭就是想造反是不是
284
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,644
妳現在不就把我們當成狗嗎？
285
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,391
這顆頭也是你們剃的啊
286
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,234
完全符合他們的要求
287
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- 大膽
- 大膽
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- 閉嘴
- 閉嘴
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- 閉嘴
- 閉嘴
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我叫你閉嘴
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你看吶！你們除了吼之外
292
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其他什麼都不會
293
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幹嘛！你要造反是不是
294
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除了吼之外，你們還有沒有別的方法
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00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,328
你們除了吼之外，什麼都不會
296
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:06,994
造反啦！造反啦
297
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,542
我就是一條狗
298
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- 你要做什麼！
- 我就吼給你們看
299
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,082
你給我進來
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進來
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00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,250
不要叫了
302
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,094
王心仁
303
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,182
頭髮剃一剃啦
304
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,693
剃了我就輸了
305
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,534
幹嘛那麼愛拼輸贏
306
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,165
又拼不過那些教官
307
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我剛剛
308
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,212
還在想大家在操場上跳舞
309
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,341
好開心喔
310
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:07,973
王心仁，不要再做夢了好不好
311
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你看！不過就剃頭髮而已啊
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00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,045
有什麼關係，剃一剃啦
313
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,969
好了沒事啦！吃冰
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00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,927
王心仁，出來啦
315
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,975
好啦
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00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,143
陳忠良
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00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,616
欸
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00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,288
要不要出去玩
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00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,116
啊
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五
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00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,789
四
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00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,041
三
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00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,132
二
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00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,213
一
325
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,257
啊…不要啊
326
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,846
幹你媽啦！弄那什麼爛貨
327
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,190
還講遙控定時咧
328
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,109
厲害厲害
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00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,198
你很行
330
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:11,535
幹！恁爸嚇到差點尿褲子
331
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,782
一個人跳舞是造反
332
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,252
全校一起跳舞
333
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,666
叫做民意
334
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,427
我們要在操場上辦舞會
335
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,047
這邊都是衝組
336
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,017
你要不要參
337
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,647
來，換你畫
338
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,028
麻吉不來
339
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,442
我會很寂寞欸
340
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,446
是我的人就作夥來啦
341
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:09,088
白爛
342
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,550
練游泳抽什麼菸
343
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,433
等一下回去被你女朋友罵
344
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,561
她很恰喔
345
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,812
她又不是我女朋友
346
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,521
啊
347
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,575
那你們是怎樣
348
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,498
她本來就不是啊
349
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,280
阿良，爽不爽
350
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,024
有沒有很爽，阿良
351
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,748
你們倆最近都去哪裡玩
352
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,247
出去玩啊
353
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,212
找妳又不來
354
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,212
不要再找阿良搞那些五四三
355
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:17,804
要不然喔
356
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,174
要不然咧！要不然妳要怎樣
357
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,174
妳要去告密喔
358
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,393
對啊！我要去告密啊
359
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,064
林美寶
360
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,031
美寶
361
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,244
妳跟阿良是怎樣
362
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,703
你是要嫁他喔
363
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,880
一直問一直問
364
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,334
沒有啊
365
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,336
因為他跟我說
366
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,463
妳本來就不是他女朋友
367
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,143
而且他在把學妹
368
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:12,272
這樣的話，就換我做妳男朋友囉
369
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,119
林美寶
370
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:24,488
要不要走了
371
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,913
等等還有夜市
372
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,835
大家掌聲鼓勵
373
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,637
就跳舞那個花子
374
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:45,851
花子
375
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,562
上禮拜她在台中落跑了
376
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,056
還把我的樂師拐走還有一萬塊
377
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,565
你是她兒子！要替她還錢
378
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:57,146
沒啦，我不是
379
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:58,146
別假了
380
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,865
上次我才看你有跟她拿錢，拿來
381
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:03,902
別怕
382
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,996
妳媽應該只是換個地方工作而已啦
383
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,284
以後有什麼事我們都會挺妳
384
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,455
欸！美寶
385
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,585
我來幫妳發啦
386
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,297
我來幫妳發啦！美寶
387
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,652
妳還是來啦
388
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,744
他如果要來
389
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,581
等一下自己會來找我們
390
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,043
跟我來吧
391
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,020
起立
392
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,526
蹲下
393
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,111
起立
394
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,568
起立
395
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,821
誰還亂動啊
396
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:53,906
是誰！讓全校的同學在這邊罰站
397
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,494
不是教官
398
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,129
不是老師
399
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,961
是你們自己日阿
400
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,093
不自愛
401
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,384
搞破壞
402
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,724
你們很愛畫畫嘛
403
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,643
畫畫要畫在圖畫紙上
404
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,688
你們畫在司令台上面幹什麼
405
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,567
還寫詩咧
406
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:26,984
新校刊來了
407
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,364
教官好
408
00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:30,575
整天只會寫那些無病呻吟的東西
409
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,861
戴眼鏡的
410
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,585
學生嘛
411
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,047
本份是什麼
412
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,050
要唸書啊
413
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,257
不唸書以後要幹什麼
414
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,889
當敗類啊
415
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,265
司令台欸
416
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,228
你們有沒有愛國心，有沒有羞恥心
417
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,108
這一點羞恥心都沒有
418
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,818
當什麼學生
419
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:06,732
喂！喂！喂
420
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,066
麥克風幫我插一下
421
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,567
什麼問題啊
422
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,624
校…刊…社
423
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,918
滾出來
424
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,715
同學幹什麼不要跑！站住
425
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,384
同學你給我站住
426
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,848
同學不要跑
427
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:41,013
溼背秀！溼背秀
428
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,889
這期有脫褲懶喔
429
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,437
溼背秀！溼背秀
430
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,730
- 被我逮到你就完蛋了
- 不准跳
431
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,668
校刊社的給我滾出來
432
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:09,875
你！造反啦
433
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:12,377
統統都開除
434
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:13,504
不許跳
435
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,768
我也很不束買啊！對不對
436
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,689
跟我在一起
437
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,533
妳就會有請也請不完的公假
438
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,908
我們就都自由了
439
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,431
雖然
440
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,683
我不是主打歌
441
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:48,348
但是我是B面第一首
442
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,244
我想要妳這樣一直抱我
443
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,463
一直抱我很久很久
444
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:14,295
不要放開好不好
445
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,797
（日文）我愛你
446
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,843
（法文）我愛你
447
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,851
（西班牙文）我愛你
448
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,437
還有什麼
449
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:14,651
（韓文）我愛你
450
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:15,689
對
451
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,528
掐郎喲
452
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:20,524
教你都沒在聽，掐郎“嘿”呦
453
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:21,320
剛才我說什麼
454
00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:22,864
掐郎喲
455
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:27,410
掐郎“嘿”呦
456
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:29,616
結婚喔
457
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,540
一二三四五六七八
458
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:34,955
這是政府遷台以來
459
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,706
規模最大的學生運動
460
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,083
目前廣場上的大學生
461
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,085
除了高喊學術獨立之外
462
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,007
也提出了四大聲明
463
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:45,223
第一 要求解散國會，進行全面改選
464
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,842
第二 召開國事會議全民…
465
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:48,809
娶某哦
466
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:53,731
哇靠
467
00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:57,527
幹你娘，下車
468
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,395
結婚很囂張啊
469
00:35:59,407 --> 00:35:59,987
幹
470
00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:01,773
催咧！催咧
471
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:05,447
幹！你吃屎啦
472
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:07,244
造反有理
473
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,408
自由萬歲
474
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,329
欸
475
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,707
美寶老師妳不是還有課嗎？
476
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,124
我找辛蒂老師代課啦
477
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,714
哎呀！妳是不是請假約會啊
478
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,458
嘿啦！最好是啦
479
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:24,804
回來囉
480
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,639
欸你們兩個，怎麼現在才回來
481
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:27,883
我們兩個在那邊曬太陽淋雨的
482
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,475
你還給我睡覺
483
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,015
幹，你的衣服啦
484
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:31,807
我們準備要走了
485
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,021
等我洗個澡換個衣服
486
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,013
髒死了
487
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:43,815
阿良
488
00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:46,902
毛巾咧
489
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,699
抽屜最下面那一格啊
490
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,330
沒有啊
491
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,713
有沒有T恤
492
00:36:58,717 --> 00:36:59,752
櫃子裡面還有啊
493
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,464
沒有了啦
494
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:01,753
有啦！這裡啦
495
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:05,503
不能等了
496
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,551
阿平說鎮暴警察就要來了
497
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,469
真的嗎？
498
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,307
好，那我跟妳過去
499
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:10,891
欸…等我一下
500
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,010
我還有顏料，筆那些
501
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,682
可是真的沒有時間了
502
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,480
好啦好啦！你幫我整理一下
503
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,974
等一下廟口集合
504
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:27,488
喂
505
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:29,993
幹嘛啦
506
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,076
他剛出門啊
507
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:36,458
啊
508
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,967
- 很帥喔
- 幹
509
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,018
林美寶，很痛欸
510
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,853
妳怎麼那麼久啦
511
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:58,314
哭夭咧！巴士落鏈是要怎樣啊
512
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,266
不用啦
513
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:02,776
妳不是週末才有空
514
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,192
突擊檢查
515
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,736
為什麼最近打電話給王心仁
516
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,234
他都沒有接，都派你來
517
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,033
上車啦
518
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:13,700
他已經在廟口了
519
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,788
我載妳過去
520
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:16,537
等一下
521
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,586
我要去鞋店，我要買東西
522
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:21,625
買什麼
523
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,798
禮物
524
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,838
不要放屁
525
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:30,713
噗
526
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,345
欸
527
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,437
這一款是王心仁喜歡的吧
528
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:44,436
我不知道啊
529
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,910
紅色還是藍色的
530
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,364
我怎麼知道啊
531
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,251
天天跟他鬼混
532
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:05,248
你不知道
533
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:10,045
欸，妳是他女朋友耶
534
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,392
紅色還是藍色的啦
535
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,602
妳自己不會選喔
536
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:21,393
哪個比較好看啊
537
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,187
妳真是盧小小
538
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:30,440
老關，這雙多少錢
539
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:32,817
這雙三千二
540
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,742
這麼貴！是鑲金的喔
541
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,455
我賣的已經是最便宜了
542
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,417
欸
543
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,124
十一號還十二號啦
544
00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,417
十一號半啦
545
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:49,250
老闆那我要十一號半藍色的，有沒有
546
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,843
有，我去找一下
547
00:39:54,517 --> 00:40:07,567
我要抗議
548
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,528
- 他們…
- 學生證借一下
549
00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,397
總是給我們鎮定劑
550
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,819
學生證
551
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:20,790
同學，學生證
552
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:22,659
他是我男朋友耶
553
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,410
要有什麼學生證啊
554
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,371
借過喔
555
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:30,250
如果今天有學生從樓上摔下來
556
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,421
他們會說
557
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,340
是自殺
558
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:34,587
欸，那裡那裡
559
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,932
你說你不信他們就會嗆說
560
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,302
王心仁
561
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,974
阿姐，妳怎麼來了
562
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:45,852
林美寶妳怎麼突然來了
563
00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:48,397
生日快樂
564
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,019
- 我不信
- 我生日
565
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,271
還要兩個禮拜欸
566
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,529
今天先慶祝嘛
567
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,774
我怕我下禮拜沒空
568
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:58,696
我不信
569
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:03,208
來自全國各大專院校的學生
570
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,951
我們在這邊齊聚一堂
571
00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:07,336
上面比較正是不是
572
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,247
這麼久沒看到我
573
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:10,247
看都不看我一眼
574
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:12,921
- 欸…哪有
- 有和平
575
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:16,672
有自由！有平等
576
00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:19,174
學生自治
577
00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:21,392
大學改革
578
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,887
我要罷課
579
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:29,435
今天有警察來跟我說
580
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:32,937
外國人不可以參加遊行啦
581
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:36,491
不然要把我遣送出境
582
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,907
我說歹勢，警察先生
583
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,705
我是台灣人
584
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:45,416
我拿台灣的身分證啦
585
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:52,415
謝謝
586
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,716
我想分享給大家一首我最愛的詩
587
00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:01,967
一首愛與平等的詩
588
00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,729
如果我們是浪
589
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,733
眼淚都從海裡來
590
00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,069
如果我們是花
591
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:18,029
長在同一棵樹上
592
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,573
只是在不同季節…盛開
593
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,740
阿仁，是不是他們來了
594
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:27,413
可能是警察吧
595
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,495
沒關係，沒關係
596
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,107
現在
597
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,939
我要跟警察說
598
00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:57,029
你們斷電沒關係
599
00:42:57,033 --> 00:43:00,070
我們還有螢火蟲來照路
600
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:04,369
王心仁我愛你
601
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:14,922
讓我們繼續念詩，繼續唱歌
602
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,969
你都沒在怕的喔
603
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:25,800
怕什麼
604
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,894
我們的國會已經有
605
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,889
四十揮沒有改選了
606
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,986
那邊好像有便衣耶
607
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,406
那牌子那邊啊
608
00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,491
剛剛看他好像拿相機在拍耶
609
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,037
小心被鬥爭清算
610
00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:58,875
怕了吼
611
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:03,676
我就知道你是湊熱鬧而已
612
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,219
什麼都不懂
613
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,891
早知道喔
614
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:14,231
多批一些香腸來賣啦
615
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:17,102
現在喔…什麼東西冠上民主兩個字
616
00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:18,944
價錢都翻一倍
617
00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:21,735
拜託！這裡很純潔好不好
618
00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:25,451
純潔喔！我看你有多純潔
619
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:29,871
幹嘛
620
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,866
我從來都不歪心啊
621
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,243
送你的
622
00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:33,868
這麼好喔
623
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,498
吼！阿姐為什麼他都有禮物
624
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,873
我都沒有
625
00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,546
有好料的就來喔
626
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,384
當然，我也要啦
627
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,721
把一下，把一下
628
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,847
妳太過分了啦
629
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,741
五一張啦
630
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,290
六一張啦
631
00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,539
過
632
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:19,254
六也過，對不對啊
633
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,026
老K
634
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,486
都沒了喔
635
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,613
十三一對，二一對
636
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:45,857
等一下
637
00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:48,317
鐵支啦
638
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:52,034
小三也送給你
639
00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:54,407
白痴！白痴！白痴
640
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:00,792
怎麼可能
641
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,539
我怎麼這麼倒楣啦
642
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:02,585
收錢啊
643
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,378
快啊
644
00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:05,547
回家！
645
00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:06,760
真衰啦
646
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:11,512
幹破恁老爸爛屁股啦
647
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,010
很髒祧歡！幹
648
00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:16,637
歹勢啦
649
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:19,561
他每次喝醉都像瘋子一樣啊
650
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,604
還不過就是個賠錢貨
651
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,567
每個禮拜都喝成這樣
652
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,402
太不像話了
653
00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:26,398
什麼每個禮拜
654
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:28,778
妳不知道喔
655
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,492
唉喲對啦
656
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:34,114
他都在妳不知道的地方當酒家女啊
657
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:37,704
你是在講什麼啦
658
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,211
妳喔…千里迢迢買酒
659
00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:43,001
要來把老公拐回家
660
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,125
自以為設計的很巧妙喔
661
00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:50,179
唷…居然被你被發現了喔
662
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,264
這麼冰雪聰明如妳
663
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,132
卻不知道妳老公
664
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:56,102
就住在盤絲洞裡
665
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,650
髒鬼
666
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,321
去洗澡啦！早點睡
667
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:20,785
可是…今天晚上很重要欸
668
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,002
跟警察打架當英雄是很爽是不是
669
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,757
去洗澡
670
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,756
乖啦
671
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:39,011
等一下拿生日禮物給你
672
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:41,059
好
673
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,170
準備好囉
674
00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:10,258
好
675
00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:11,342
要看我表演囉
676
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:12,587
好
677
00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:13,633
一
678
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:14,676
二
679
00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:15,923
三
680
00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:17,095
哎唷喂呀
681
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,358
所以妳送的是紅色的對不對
682
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:29,107
不是嗎？
683
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,651
才不是
684
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:34,609
那就是藍色的…哎呀
685
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:35,700
也不是
686
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,911
喔
687
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,921
什麼顏色不重要嘛
688
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:51,046
只要是妳送的
689
00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,509
我都喜歡
690
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,506
都是陳忠良啦
691
00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,054
幹嘛跟我買一樣的鞋子
692
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,676
又不告訴我
693
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,266
爽到你了喔
694
00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:10,353
一次穿兩雙鞋
695
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,901
我愛妳
696
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,699
你說什麼
697
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,164
我愛妳
698
00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:27,120
你從哪裡學來這些噁心巴拉的話
699
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,917
我愛妳
700
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,167
想幹嘛
701
00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:46,142
那你告訴我
702
00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:51,736
你到底喜歡紅色還是藍色
703
00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:18,300
妳今天怎麼突然這麼色啊
704
00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:24,453
喂，不要怕
705
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,245
我們從來沒有這樣的機會
706
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:34,126
搭上就翻身了
707
00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,541
妳先睡
708
00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:42,635
睡一覺起來，台灣就不一樣了
709
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:47,260
我們就都自由了
710
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:52,477
如果警察來了
711
00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:56,393
記得跟他們說聲辛苦了
712
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:59,689
千萬不要硬幹
713
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:45,760
你真的很會演欸
714
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:51,759
你們警察不是專門抓壞份子的嗎？
715
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:56,393
怎麼現在也跟壞份子打野砲
716
00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:02,061
幹！死娘娘腔
717
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:04,612
還跑
718
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,447
- 對不起
- 你媽啦
719
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:09,303
車牌我們都有記下來了
720
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:10,921
你再裝傻試試看啊
721
00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:14,178
那天我明明看到兩個人騎車
722
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:16,723
另外一個呢？叫他出來
723
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,017
石頭是我丟的啦
724
00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:21,098
你們亂丟鞭炮
725
00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:22,724
就對喔
726
00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:25,978
王心仁，老實點
727
00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:27,946
你一個人怎麼可能又騎機車
728
00:55:27,950 --> 00:55:29,941
又丟石頭
729
00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:32,284
反正我會想辦法賠償啦
730
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,618
賠什麼
731
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:35,946
我不要你賠啊
732
00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:39,700
我告死這傢伙，讓他退學
733
00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:42,327
不好意思…我跟小朋友先講一下
734
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:53,843
小事，搞定了
735
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:56,092
真的嗎？
736
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,314
幹！好想打人，幹你娘
737
00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:03,557
- 幹
- 阿仁
738
00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:06,685
幹你娘
739
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:09,862
阿仁
740
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,448
不然我讓你打
741
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:58,029
阿良，你不要傻了
742
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:07,042
我們大家…像以前那樣在一起
743
00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:08,914
不是很好嗎？
744
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,718
嘿！水哦
745
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:25,347
阿平，啤酒扛整箱要慶祝什麼
746
00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:27,566
嫂子，妳也幫幫忙
747
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,436
喝酒還要挑日子，拜託欸
748
00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,239
- 還買菜
- 對啊對啊，下酒菜
749
00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:47,123
王心仁
750
00:57:50,217 --> 00:57:52,833
做壞事想隱瞞啊
751
00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,209
哪有
752
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,462
哪沒有
753
00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:58,555
沒有啊
754
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:06,771
是妳有壞事要說吧
755
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,025
這麼聰明
756
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:13,019
兩件壞事
757
00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:14,020
想先聽哪一個
758
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,817
兩件喔！我都不要聽啦
759
00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:21,946
不要啦
760
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,415
我跟公司請調來台北教課
761
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,626
通過了
762
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:30,879
為什麼
763
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:34,629
監視你…們兩個
764
00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,177
真的
765
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,631
這麼剛好
766
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:42,219
什麼剛好
767
00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,261
這樣阿良就不用再傷腦筋
768
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,138
找新室友啦
769
00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:50,898
阿良你說對不對
770
00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:53,435
啊
771
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,531
我被勒退了
772
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:13,710
兵單應該很快就下來了吧
773
00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:21,968
親一下
774
00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,715
別玩了
775
00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:26,309
交杯酒交杯酒！快一點
776
00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:27,678
交杯交杯！喔
777
00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:32,103
親一下
778
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:42,909
告訴你們，不要假裝
779
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:43,993
誰誰誰
780
00:59:43,997 --> 00:59:45,237
不是我
781
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,409
死娘娘腔
782
00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:51,038
就是你
783
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:23,192
親一下
784
01:00:23,203 --> 01:00:24,318
不要鬧了
785
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,198
不要鬧啦
786
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:35,045
好啦！大家都朋友
787
01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:41,260
親一下
788
01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:44,130
好啦！來啦
789
01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,725
忍耐一下就…
790
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,644
再一下
791
01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:03,156
友誼長存
792
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:20,006
你怎麼可以這個樣子
793
01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:28,298
沒事沒事，來
794
01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:29,470
主題曲來
795
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:14,302
我不要再住在這裡了
796
01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:27,861
妳不想知道為什麼嗎？
797
01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:41,421
看著我
798
01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,626
妳看清楚
799
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,718
（仁）
800
01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:40,518
（美）
801
01:04:25,737 --> 01:04:27,773
去買酒
802
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,733
不過就當兵而已嘛
803
01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:49,340
給你最後一次機會
804
01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:57,928
老規矩
805
01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:10,608
老天爺作的決定
806
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,616
願賭服輸
807
01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:28,667
我好想這樣抱妳好久好久好久
808
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,344
你真的想這樣
809
01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:37,180
抱我很久很久嗎？
810
01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:53,356
乖，去買酒
811
01:05:55,076 --> 01:06:00,036
回來給你抱，快去
812
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:09,686
林美寶
813
01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:57,988
各位同學，各位同學
814
01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,323
謝謝大家來參加我的婚禮
815
01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:02,658
男人都有一把槍
816
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:04,027
我們有的是
817
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,905
娘…娘…腔
818
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:11,455
娘娘腔腔腔腔腔
819
01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:21,048
- 恭喜
- 謝謝，好開心喔
820
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,215
老公謝謝
821
01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:23,838
要對他好一點，賽門
822
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:26,432
什麼賽門！是席夢啦
823
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:28,222
閉嘴！你這破麻
824
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,436
好了好了，你們慢慢聊
825
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,771
我去跟朋友打招呼哦
826
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:38,861
不用找了
827
01:08:38,865 --> 01:08:40,821
那兩個都沒有來
828
01:08:41,576 --> 01:08:44,283
你們啊！姐妹搶過菜就不來往
829
01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:45,902
哪像我們妳看
830
01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:47,904
滿屋子這個跟那個偷情
831
01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:49,906
那個被這個傷害過
832
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:53,080
但是一聽說有派對
833
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,952
各國佳麗不都放下冤仇
834
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:56,079
盛裝赴宴來了
835
01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:57,421
是不是啊
836
01:08:59,093 --> 01:09:00,754
來來來
837
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:01,547
讓我來代替月亮
838
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:04,512
懲罰那個無情無義的男人
839
01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:06,131
你幹嘛
840
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,511
來
841
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:16,642
喂
842
01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,026
我是美寶
843
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,855
你…你好嗎？
844
01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:26,909
還不錯啊
845
01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:33,787
你們人鬼殊途十幾年了
846
01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:36,457
重逢重點淨講這些廢話
847
01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:37,453
來
848
01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:40,711
現在呢，請兩位把眼睛閉起來
849
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:44,961
在這個時候讓我們來感受一場心靈對話
850
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,179
左乳房說姐姐我好想你啊
851
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,515
右乳房說是啊！妹妹
852
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:50,474
為什麼呢
853
01:09:50,478 --> 01:09:51,968
為什麼我們相隔如此地近
854
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,686
靈魂的距離卻如此地遙遠呢
855
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:55,806
左乳房妹妹愛男人
856
01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,432
右乳房姐姐也愛男人
857
01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:59,855
大家為什麼就不能好好地相處呢
858
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,193
姐姐我好想你啊
859
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:03,153
妹妹我也是，讓我們言歸於好
860
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,237
讓我們不要再外擴
861
01:10:04,242 --> 01:10:04,856
不要再分離
862
01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:06,903
讓我們集中托高吧
863
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:14,824
欸
864
01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:16,497
我這麼努力幫你們暖場
865
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:19,587
陳忠良，你也哎一聲
866
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:21,838
不然你現在是在擺什麼酸梅臉
867
01:10:21,843 --> 01:10:24,505
都是人妻了還這麼三八
868
01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:28,888
唉…要是有玉女可以演喔
869
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:32,634
誰要當諧星呢？是不是啊
870
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:36,604
好啦！你們二位慢慢聊
871
01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,483
喂
872
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:47,569
看同學一個個都有伴了
873
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,613
還蠻開心的
874
01:10:52,373 --> 01:10:53,738
你呢
875
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:55,577
沒有
876
01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:01,246
對啊，一個人比較自在
877
01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:05,800
改天約出來吃個飯吧
878
01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:08,590
也好久沒見了
879
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,717
好啊，改天
880
01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,219
阿良
881
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:26,024
我很想你
882
01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:38,826
後來小木偶的鼻子愈來愈長
883
01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:42,750
於是小木偶跟仙女道歉
884
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:45,464
說他以後都不會再說謊了
885
01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:47,341
仙女才終於
886
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:49,927
把他變回原來的樣子
887
01:11:55,770 --> 01:11:59,308
那你要不要去睡覺覺啦
888
01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:04,141
不可以再鬧囉
889
01:12:05,071 --> 01:12:06,902
不然爸爸要生氣囉
890
01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:12,616
好乖，晚安
891
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,204
你要的柏金包是藍色的吧
892
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,578
我請許神龍插隊了
893
01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:29,542
謝謝
894
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:38,844
今天跟阿良講到電話了
895
01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:43,105
聲音都快認不出來了
896
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:50,321
他那種閉俗的毛病
897
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,574
改天大家約出來
898
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:56,820
吃個飯聊聊天就好了
899
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:58,787
是不是
900
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:05,411
我們三個一起嗎？
901
01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,549
之前跟家裡說過要出差
902
01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:11,542
但臨時有事
903
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:14,170
所以不能過來了，抱歉
904
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:19,968
幹嘛
905
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:36,484
奇怪
906
01:13:37,371 --> 01:13:38,907
你在找什麼啊
907
01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:45,410
你不是都放在洗手槽那裡嗎？
908
01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:46,869
喔
909
01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:09,313
林小姐，上次回去之後考慮的怎麼樣
910
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:18,739
今天看起來好像大一點
911
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,076
那一個
912
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,575
寶寶跟腫瘤都是
913
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:27,455
一般來說
914
01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:28,999
胎兒成長的同時
915
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:30,917
腫瘤也會跟著變大
916
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,381
尤其妳這是雙胞胎
917
01:14:32,385 --> 01:14:34,626
腫瘤的問題其實會愈來愈嚴重
918
01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:38,095
所以妳應該回去好好地跟妳先生討論一下
919
01:14:47,149 --> 01:14:49,686
太棒了太棒了
920
01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:52,731
真的是太棒了
921
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:54,649
怎麼棒？怎麼棒！怎麼這麼辦
922
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:55,442
這麼辦的優惠
923
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:58,691
如果以後沒有了怎麼棒
924
01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:01,661
這是陽光健身房首次跟莎莎購物台合作
925
01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:04,827
共同推出的鑽石級優惠活動
926
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:07,325
就在今天晚上八點整開賣
927
01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:08,542
今天在現場呢
928
01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:09,535
我們特別感謝
929
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:11,162
行政院陳院長
930
01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:12,879
蒞臨指導
931
01:15:12,883 --> 01:15:16,000
院長，請問您是否有參與投資呢
932
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,718
劉董事長和我
933
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:20,259
純粹是民間的好關係
934
01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:28,437
同學，怎麼躲在這麼後面呢
935
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:31,394
我想說你岳父還有你老婆
936
01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:33,063
都在前台受訪
937
01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,856
怎麼沒看到你
938
01:15:35,489 --> 01:15:36,979
院長在前面嘛
939
01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:40,950
我們幕僚只要做提供資料的工作就好了
940
01:15:40,953 --> 01:15:42,614
不需要太出鋒頭
941
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:44,824
怎麼會呢
942
01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:47,414
出鋒頭一直都是你的強項啊
943
01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:54,789
對了！我手上有不少他們家的股票
944
01:15:55,509 --> 01:15:56,999
你就老實跟我說吧
945
01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:58,501
院長和劉董事長
946
01:15:58,512 --> 01:15:59,297
本來就都是好朋友
947
01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:00,385
好…停停停
948
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,550
你一直院長來院長去的
949
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:05,049
岳父就岳父嘛，幹嘛呢
950
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:08,053
這駙馬爺做得這麼委屈啊
951
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,946
看到你過得這麼不好
952
01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:20,610
那我也就放心了
953
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,645
再說一次
954
01:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,860
我想要妳抱著我…好久好久
955
01:17:05,913 --> 01:17:06,823
你要什麼
956
01:17:06,831 --> 01:17:07,991
我要你
957
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:10,747
我要你
958
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,117
再說一次
959
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:17,168
我要妳抱著我很久很久
960
01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:19,335
告訴我你要什麼
961
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:20,082
我要你
962
01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:21,834
再說一次
963
01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:26,381
告訴我妳要什麼
964
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:29,805
我要你
965
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:33,687
可是我要的
966
01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,149
你給不起
967
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:03,421
爸，您們先坐一下
968
01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:04,589
喂
969
01:18:04,597 --> 01:18:07,213
喂，是我啦
970
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:10,307
你在幹嘛？我是美寶啦
971
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,300
我知道
972
01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:13,557
好久沒打給你了
973
01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:15,763
你好嗎？
974
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:17,977
很好
975
01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:20,643
其實也沒什麼事啦
976
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:22,815
只是想說打個電話給你
977
01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:24,988
你在哪裡啊
978
01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:28,488
不是說了改天吃飯嗎？
979
01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,328
最近工作比較忙
980
01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:36,868
我們說過的改天
981
01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:39,829
應該不是一般人的改天吧
982
01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:46,544
喂
983
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:49,339
喂
984
01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:53,885
喂
985
01:18:54,188 --> 01:18:56,144
當然…當然不是啊
986
01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:01,021
那…好吧
987
01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,272
等你有空
988
01:19:02,279 --> 01:19:04,019
再打電話給我吧
989
01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:08,157
- 好，拜拜
- 嗯，好
990
01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:39,847
玉蘭花
991
01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,268
三十元而已
992
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,397
謝謝
993
01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:47,529
阿姨，多少
994
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,194
一串二十，兩串三十
995
01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:52,409
我要兩串，謝謝
996
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:55,954
林美寶
997
01:20:11,015 --> 01:20:13,472
這裡不是普通人隨便就可以吃得到
998
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:15,762
我們三不五時也來這裡啊
999
01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:18,264
其實我們這樣也蠻好的
1000
01:20:19,398 --> 01:20:21,559
一個月見兩三次面
1001
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:23,398
比較不會有摩擦
1002
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:30,857
對啊，現在我知道
1003
01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:35,578
這世界上唯一還肯為我吃苦的人
1004
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,280
就是美寶了
1005
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:53,462
我們敬吃苦的人
1006
01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:57,432
幹你娘，敬吃苦的人
1007
01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,392
哈哈！會講髒話了
1008
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:02,137
幹你娘，敬吃苦的人
1009
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:05,441
淋溼頭髮
1010
01:21:05,444 --> 01:21:07,901
當我在長堤等著你
1011
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:10,647
一直不見你的人影
1012
01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:23,458
我在長堤上等著你
1013
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:25,999
天空正好下著毛毛雨
1014
01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:29,419
我想回家拿把雨傘
1015
01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:32,259
就怕你找不到我
1016
01:22:19,143 --> 01:22:22,681
我在長堤上等著你
1017
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:25,646
天空正好下著毛毛雨
1018
01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:27,355
王心仁電話
1019
01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,315
阿仁電話
1020
01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:42,783
喂
1021
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:46,750
我在長堤上等著你
1022
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,377
喂，院長
1023
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,123
沒有，我跟幾個朋友在外面吃飯
1024
01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:54,674
啊
1025
01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:57,010
這可能是有點誤會喔
1026
01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:01,215
有這回事嗎？
1027
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,346
您等一下我立刻查證
1028
01:23:04,938 --> 01:23:06,724
有，我正在看
1029
01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:12,894
沒有，這應該是記者斷章取義啦
1030
01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,488
我…我不是那個意思啦
1031
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,576
應該是記者亂猜的啦
1032
01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:25,122
院長，您知道的
1033
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:25,614
那些媒體
1034
01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:28,242
那些記者就是喜歡興風作浪
1035
01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:30,244
抓到一句話就大作文章
1036
01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:34,590
我不可能講話那麼不小心的啊
1037
01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:40,754
沒有爸…院長
1038
01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:46,594
不！爸，院長
1039
01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:53,225
不是不是，你聽我說
1040
01:23:53,904 --> 01:23:55,064
不是這樣的
1041
01:23:55,072 --> 01:23:56,983
都有回家陪小寶啊
1042
01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:08,536
我真的都有回去陪小寶啊
1043
01:24:14,341 --> 01:24:14,875
妳演夠了沒有
1044
01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:16,794
這樣很好玩是不是啊
1045
01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:22,759
爸，我等一下打給你
1046
01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:25,803
好了好了
1047
01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:27,555
沒事了沒事了沒事了
1048
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:29,724
沒事沒事
1049
01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:30,846
沒事了
1050
01:24:40,158 --> 01:24:41,523
沒事了
1051
01:24:46,331 --> 01:24:48,287
我幹你娘，沒事個屁啦
1052
01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:51,621
你他媽妳是斕咖是不是啊
1053
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,118
妳沒有自己的人生，是不是啊
1054
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,370
還有你，我操你媽的
1055
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:56,212
我他媽操你媽的
1056
01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:57,672
自由民主
1057
01:24:57,676 --> 01:24:59,212
自由我只是幹你娘
1058
01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:01,130
幹你娘而已啦
1059
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,231
友誼長存個屁
1060
01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:20,650
幹你娘機掰
1061
01:25:33,211 --> 01:25:34,747
兩件事
1062
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,166
一好一壞
1063
01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:48,848
壞的先吧
1064
01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:05,486
我懷孕了
1065
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,201
過兩天房仲會來估價
1066
01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:19,503
我要離開台灣了
1067
01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:26,090
記得用消毒水消毒一遍
1068
01:26:26,098 --> 01:26:27,304
前面有氧區的部份
1069
01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:28,592
汗漬記得擦乾淨
1070
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,181
電子面板要…
1071
01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:39,024
我爸常說朋友嘛！
1072
01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:41,025
有什麼事
1073
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:45,772
大家吃個飯聊聊就沒事了
1074
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,583
這你會做嗎？
1075
01:26:59,005 --> 01:27:01,587
會，很簡單
1076
01:27:12,144 --> 01:27:13,475
還吃辣嗎？
1077
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:14,934
當然
1078
01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:21,979
這看起來不錯
1079
01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:29,532
櫃檯旁邊那一家人
1080
01:27:31,872 --> 01:27:33,954
我跟蹤過他們兩次
1081
01:27:35,292 --> 01:27:36,907
在假日的時候
1082
01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:40,994
很變態對不對
1083
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:51,255
其實他是我男朋友
1084
01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,023
他說
1085
01:28:02,027 --> 01:28:03,938
他從小就不敢吃苦瓜
1086
01:28:05,906 --> 01:28:07,771
所以當兵的時候
1087
01:28:09,075 --> 01:28:11,031
都是我在替他吃
1088
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:24,379
他結婚之後
1089
01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:27,715
他老婆一直希望能夠改變他
1090
01:28:29,221 --> 01:28:32,258
所以餐桌上三不五時就會有苦瓜
1091
01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:36,007
他不希望孩子認為
1092
01:28:36,478 --> 01:28:38,014
爸爸會挑食
1093
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:43,432
所以常假裝吃個兩三口
1094
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,456
他一直跟我說
1095
01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:04,494
全世界
1096
01:29:05,257 --> 01:29:07,248
只有我肯為他吃苦
1097
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:15,839
但其實
1098
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:21,019
我們都在自討苦吃
1099
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:40,697
喂
1100
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:44,201
陳忠良，我家人在旁邊
1101
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:47,583
你到底想要幹嘛
1102
01:29:54,055 --> 01:29:55,465
陳忠良
1103
01:30:02,105 --> 01:30:03,561
這麼多年
1104
01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:06,564
謝謝你的照顧
1105
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:19,695
為什麼
1106
01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:31,213
因為我照到一面鏡子
1107
01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:37,337
發現我裡外不是人
1108
01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:44,390
爸爸爸爸，我想買那個
1109
01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:48,348
走啦！走啦！
1110
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,691
快回家吧
1111
01:31:12,968 --> 01:31:14,708
我躲躲藏藏這麼久
1112
01:31:18,348 --> 01:31:20,339
妳不需要跟我一樣
1113
01:31:28,358 --> 01:31:29,598
不要擔心
1114
01:31:33,780 --> 01:31:36,146
我跟阿仁快要有個家了
1115
01:31:37,659 --> 01:31:39,365
我們要離開了
1116
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,132
至少我們有個人是幸福的
1117
01:32:01,433 --> 01:32:02,764
那就好
1118
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:15,106
離開這裡，我們就自由了
1119
01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:02,024
小木偶才好不容易逃出了大鯨魚的肚子裡
1120
01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:07,529
但是他卻失去了爸爸
1121
01:33:12,504 --> 01:33:17,965
可是因為小木偶之後做了好多好多
1122
01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:20,458
好棒好棒的事
1123
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,422
所以囉
1124
01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:31,770
我們是不是該像小木偶勇敢一點
1125
01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:34,897
這樣子我們
1126
01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:40,736
我要買杯咖啡，你要不要
1127
01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:45,450
好啊！我跟你喝一杯好不好
1128
01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:50,948
爸爸唱歌好不好
1129
01:33:50,959 --> 01:33:55,453
喂，想聽爸爸唱歌啊
1130
01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:56,828
好啊
1131
01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:18,334
妳好，請問什麼名字
1132
01:35:19,672 --> 01:35:21,003
林美寶
1133
01:35:22,050 --> 01:35:23,756
今天動什麼手術
1134
01:35:25,929 --> 01:35:27,590
人工流產
1135
01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,969
好，妳現在放輕鬆，不要緊張
1136
01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:34,558
我們等一下幫妳麻醉
1137
01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:37,937
來，別緊張
1138
01:35:38,691 --> 01:35:40,181
閉上眼睛
1139
01:36:04,300 --> 01:36:05,665
等一下
1140
01:36:46,301 --> 01:36:47,336
操什麼酸梅臉
1141
01:36:47,343 --> 01:36:49,550
林美寶！很痛欸
1142
01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:05,558
可是都乾了欸
1143
01:37:11,617 --> 01:37:14,484
阿良，再陪我玩一把吧
1144
01:37:30,053 --> 01:37:35,593
輕輕地愛你 輕輕地愛你
1145
01:37:36,434 --> 01:37:40,677
我的寶貝 我的寶貝
1146
01:37:42,607 --> 01:37:48,193
輕輕地想你 輕輕地想你
1147
01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:54,241
我的眼淚 我的眼淚
1148
01:37:55,203 --> 01:38:00,539
誰能給我更溫暖的陽光
1149
01:38:01,417 --> 01:38:06,707
誰能給我更溫柔的夢想
1150
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:13,961
誰能在最後終於還是原諒我
1151
01:38:13,971 --> 01:38:19,216
還安慰我那創痛的胸膛
1152
01:38:19,685 --> 01:38:26,022
我的家庭我誕生的地方
1153
01:38:26,025 --> 01:38:32,021
有我童年時期最美的時光
1154
01:38:32,365 --> 01:38:38,577
那是後來我逃出的地方
1155
01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:44,449
也是我現在眼淚歸去的方向
1156
01:39:10,778 --> 01:39:16,239
輕輕地愛你 輕輕地愛你
1157
01:39:17,076 --> 01:39:21,115
我的寶貝 我的寶貝
1158
01:39:23,458 --> 01:39:28,623
輕輕地想你 輕輕地想你
1159
01:39:29,589 --> 01:39:35,129
我的眼淚 我的眼淚
1160
01:39:35,887 --> 01:39:41,382
誰能給我更孤獨的門窗
1161
01:39:42,268 --> 01:39:47,388
遮蓋著內外風雨的門窗
1162
01:39:48,566 --> 01:39:54,653
誰能在最後終於矛盾地擺擺手
1163
01:39:54,655 --> 01:39:59,570
還祝福我那未知的去向
1164
01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:06,660
我的家庭我誕生的地方
1165
01:40:06,667 --> 01:40:12,913
有我童年時期最美的時光
1166
01:40:12,924 --> 01:40:19,295
那是後來我逃出的地方
1167
01:40:19,305 --> 01:40:25,141
也是我現在眼淚歸去的方向
1168
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:31,857
我的家庭我誕生的地方
1169
01:40:31,859 --> 01:40:38,150
有我一生中最溫暖的時光
1170
01:40:38,157 --> 01:40:44,528
那是後來我逃出的地方
1171
01:40:44,539 --> 01:40:50,751
也是我現在眼淚歸去的方向
1172
01:40:50,753 --> 01:40:56,999
我的家庭我誕生的地方
（我的家庭真可愛）
1173
01:40:57,009 --> 01:41:03,346
有我童年時期最美的時光
（整潔美滿又安康）
1174
01:41:03,349 --> 01:41:09,595
那是後來我逃出的地方
（兄弟姊妹很和祥）
1175
01:41:09,605 --> 01:41:15,942
也是我現在眼淚歸去的方向
（父母親都慈祥）
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