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Well, I just want to say...

that as supportive parents...

We sometimes have to make
hard choices for our kids.

And, um...

to my son, Nathan...

I want you to know that...

love is complicated.

Okay.

12 hours earlier

I'm making French toast !

So, where do you wanna go ?
Ruby's on the pier ?

Or a Mexican restaurant ?
Mi Queso Es Su Queso ?

Or, um- or
Benihana, for old times' sake ?

Wait, the creepy thing's tonight ?

Mother-Son Date Night
has been on the board for weeks.

- Can't do it. Sorry. I have something.
- What ?

- Um, you don't want to know.
- No, I want to know.

It's gay.

Oh, well. Okay.
Can this thing happen another night ?

No. It's a fundraiser for
queer teen suicide prevention.

My friend's trans aunt is throwing it.

And there will be drag queens, and
my gay boyfriend will be there, so...

- Why do you do this to me ?
- I'm not doing anything to you.

You're doing things.

You just have to take it out
and flap it in my face.

What am I flapping exactly ? Who I am ?

I'm sorry, but this is not about
you being...

it's about a commitment you made.
To me. To us.

So, no, you can't go.

This was supposed to be our night.

Okay, and I'm just saying
can we do our night another night ?

Or you know what ? Fine. Fine.
Let's keep it tonight.

Let's have mother-son date night with

gays and lesbians
and drag queens and kinky people.

But if you forbid me from going,

I am literally going to go out and hook
up with five to six guys right now.

Oh, stop it.
You don't even know "five to six guys."

You're right, Mom. That's what
they invented the Internet for.

I'm sorry,
but you just sitting there...

is very frustrating,
not saying anything.

I'm not saying anything because you're
not gonna like what I have to say.

- Then don't say it.
- Exactly.

- It's just--
- So, you're going to say it.

- Yes, I am. He invited you to go.
- He didn't invite me. He dared me.

- Maybe he wants you to go.
- Trust me. He doesn't.

Here's the thing. You can't steer
the boat if you're not in the boat.

HAMBURGER MARY'S

- Is this right ? Should we be here ?
- Yes.

Pandora ? Girl, living for the tartan.

No, this is, uh, Nordstrom Rack.

Girl, you don't remember me ?
We worked together in Denver.

- You look like you play golf.
- I do.

Oh, you do ?
Let me guess... seven iron ?

I know a nine iron when I see one.

I bet you could teach me a thing or
two. As long as you're real hard on me.

I could use a real ruthless education.

I could. I could. You know,
it really boils down to your stroke.

You know ? You need to grip,
but not- you know, not too tight.

Then you just take it straight back,
and you stroke it...

Oh, my gosh !

...into the hole and then maybe get
a hole in one. I don't know.

Stop it !
Get outta here ! Have fun, sweetheart.

- That was cute.
- I was serious.

Bye, peach.

Be in the boat.

I am. And I'm feeling very seasick.

- Hi, there !
- Hi, Mrs. Stewart, Mr. Stewart.

- Nice to see you both.
- Nice to see you, too.

Oh, my God. Is that a matching tartan
clutch ? I live !

- Literal definition of clutch.
- Who knew this would be such a hit ?

Yeah. Patrick and Joe
are just right over there.

- Oh, well, I thought we could just--
- Maybe I'll come find you guys later.

- You stole my date, mister.
- Let's go say hi to Naomi.

I guess I need some tips from you

on how to make my son want to hang out
with me.

I just don't understand why I'm here.

I'm just gonna sit at another table and
watch them grope and goggle each other.

Hey !

- I can't believe you're here.
- Well, we're being in the boat.

This is Cooper.

- Hi. So nice to finally meet you guys.
- Nice to meet you, Cooper.

Hello, theydies and gentlethems !

It's starting. We're right over there.

Thank you all for coming !

And thank you Hamburger Mary's
for letting me guest host.

I don't do drag anymore 'cause
I can't be working for pennies...

But I still love my beautiful,
dysfunctional, incestuous drag family,

and getting to come back to do this
with you for a good cause

is the best gift a girl can dream of.

Besides, I don't know, a real gift.

So, first, the house rules.

- We're thrilled you're here.
- Well, know thy enemy, right ?

It's a joke.

... or flash photography is
strictly required !

That's right !

I did not get dressed up like Selena
fell into a pool of gold glitter

because I don't want attention !

Showing up for Nathan,
I'm so proud of you.

Well, I really believe in kids
not killing themselves.

Is that a Bahama Mama ?
Can I get a Bahama Mama ?

Bahama Mama for my Mama.
I'll take a G and T.

Tonight, we are raising money

for the American Foundation
for Suicide Prevention,

because we all know queer teens have a
higher rate of depression and suicide.

Take it from me, showing up
for your teens at an early age

can save them
from the worst fate imaginable...

becoming a drag queen !

- I see what you did there, girl !
- No, I'm kidding.

I leave that to the professionals,
now that I have my real-estate license.

Yes ! Selling Sunset vibe !

I'm happy you're here.

I feel like our little talk left
its mark.

Well, it's wonderful the way you walk
through life.

Speaking of family...
Greta, stand up, please ?

Ah, she hates this. Cheer louder.

Stare more ! Compliment her !

I have to say,

getting to take care of you,
even if only for a moment,

was one of the best things
I've ever done.

I love you, Mija.

Now, I need a brave volunteer for
a magic trick I've been working on.

If anyone has a twenty dollar bill,
hold it up.

- Over here !
- This is your man. Look no further.

- What ?
- This guy right here.

What about you, Papi ?

A twenty.

Oh, I love a thick wallet !

Bring it here !

And so handsome.

You look like one of those, uh,
TV doctors.

Thank you.

And give it up for Doctor Papi !

Can I be your caddy, Daddy ?

Now, everyone pay close attention,

'cause I'm gonna make this
twenty dollars disappear.

You see ? Magic !

Mark, I hope you take this
as a compliment.

You would do well in West Hollywood.
Very, very well.

She really took my twenty !
Boy, that is funny.

Hey, so, uh, Naomi's going to Winter
Formal with the same boy as Delilah ?

- What ?
- I think it's that boy.

Arianna was really upset because
they'd agreed to go together.

Someone always feels left out of
a threesome.

Not if everyone's playing
by the rules...

- Wait, did Naomi not tell you ?
- No, of course she did.

Arianna's gotten over it. She doesn't
get sucked in to that mean girl stuff.

But anyway, I think it might make more
sense for us not to host the pre-party.

You guys have so much more space,

and Mark is like Ansel Adams
with his new camera.

- Stop it. Stop it.
- You are.

No. I mean, we could, though.

Right, hon ? Should we host ?
Stay in the boat ?

Again, I want to give a shout-out
to all the parents here tonight,

supporting their queer kids.

I think many of us in this room know
people who have not grown up with this.

My very special friend Jorge
died by suicide,

and if he had had parents
like the ones in this room,

it's why I'm here tonight.

Let's go.
I don't want to be here anymore.

Hey, hey-

- I think I let you talk me into it.
- Well, that would be a first.

I don't need a snarky joke-fest right
now, Mark. I just want to go.

I don't.
I think we should be here for our son.

- It's good for him that we're here.
- No, it isn't. No, it is not.

It is not good parenting to walk your
child into a volcano, and here we are,

laughing and holding his hand and
walking him straight into hell-

Megan ! Our first victim.
Megan ?

No. I'm going on soon.

It has to be this playlist in this
order, this loud, or bad luck.

- You know I'm superstitious.
- Don't worry. You are amazing.

Let me guess. Luz left you on read ?

Okay, for the record, I did not expect
to be right about that.

- You really like that pendejita ?
- Should I not ?

Hey, your feelings are your feelings.

I just hope you don't like the idea of
her more than you like her.

Because I love the idea of a bearded
man that showers me with gifts,

but it doesn't mean
I should date Santa Claus.

- Did you hear from your mother ?
- She's not going to come.

But I genuinely think it's because
she has that Weight Watchers thing.

- You know how culty they are.
- Your sister's come a long way.

I'm just happy she remembers
your pronouns now.

- Hi !
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi !

Someone's giving me a ride home
tonight, by the way.

Uh, good luck.

Ay, dios fuck.
Why would you say those words ?

You need to step outside, turn around
three times, and spit.

- Orale.
- Okay.

She's just staying a few nights.
I said she could.

You don't know it now,

but you're being a very good friend to
her by letting your tia help her out.

I'm not allowing you. You're just
doing it. You didn't even ask.

I am not getting into it with you
right now. I am not.

I am nervous enough already.

But if tonight goes well,

I need you to come annoy me
before every special occasion.

Now go find your pendejita.

Stroke it through to the hole,
and maybe get a hole-in- one.

Hi.

Hey.
I didn't know if you were gonna come.

So insecure.

Okay.

Hi.

It turns out our friends are pigs and
won't stop ripping up straw wrappers,

which are so fucking hard to clean up.

So, I'm spitting in their drinks.
I mean, not really, but maybe.

Speaking of family, I want to introduce
you to someone.

Greta, stand up, please ?
Ah, she hates this.

Cheer louder. Stare more !
Compliment her !

I have to say, getting to take care of
you, even if only for a moment,

was one of the best things
I've ever done.

I love you, Mija.

Now, I need a brave volunteer for
a magic trick I've been working on.

What about you, Papi ?

Do you have a twenty-dollar bill ?

- What's up with you ?
- What do you mean ?

Is it 'cause Riley's here ?

No. What ? No.

Are you actually into girls ?

I mean, yeah.

It's weird,
'cause I feel like you do like me.

Definitely.

I think you'll figure it out.

- I'm gonna head out, okay ?
- Really ?

Can I be your caddy, Daddy ?

Now, everyone pay close attention,

'cause I'm gonna make this
twenty dollars disappear.

Yeah. I just feel, like,
I don't know,

dumb.

Well, I'm the dumb bitch with two best
friends dating the same guy.

But Luz and you ?

She, to me, is like... salt.

And you're more cinnamon.

I don't know. Maybe it was how
different she is that I liked ?

But, um...

I'm starting to feel like
there's something really wrong with me.

Maybe you just haven't figured out
what your thing is.

There are people who cum to women
squishing cake between their toes.

Yeah, I don't know
if that's gonna be my thing.

My point is, it's okay,
whatever your thing is.

You remember in second grade,
we did that weird Thanksgiving play

and were both
in the same pilgrim family

and had to pretend to be starving ?

I don't know why, I just thought of it.

You know, I'm on the Decor Committee
for the Winter Formal,

and I was thinking about not going just
to be petty on multiple levels,

but I actually want to,
if I'm being honest.

Plus, I get two free tickets,

so if you don't have someone,
I'd love to be your sloppy seconds.

It's not a pity ask.
You're doing me a favor.

I would actually really love that.

One sec.
I'll meet you at the table, okay ?

Hey.
I'm about to be done for the night.

But, actually if this is weird, just
tell me, but I'm happy for you and Luz.

Um... yeah.
I mean, it's kind of strange, but-

anyway I took a photo of you guys that
I can text you if you want.

I don't want it.

- Okay. Got it.
- No. It's not that.

She's not my- we're not- a-

anyway...

So that night when-

I mean,
like, when we were on the trip...

I don't know what it is exactly, but

one thing I do know is that...

It wasn't me not liking you.

- Hey. What's up ?
- Hi.

I'm sorry.

Who's ready to have some more fun ?

Let's start with karaoke.

Our first karaoke victim, Megan.

Where is Megan ?

- Hey, cuties !
- Hi !

Five each.

Oh, please.
Let me play a good boyfriend.

Boyfriend. Aw.

I love young love. Come through,
high school baby queers !

- Save our world, okay ?
- Yeah, okay.

But can you tell my boyfriend that

he has to watch "Drag Race"
if he wants to call himself queer ?

You a "Drag Race" ho. I thought Gen Z
was supposed to be radical.

- Bitch !
- That's Mrs. Bitch to you.

- Respect your elders.
- Okay.

- Go on in.
- Okay !

Also, I mean it. Please save our world.

I've seen so many shows here.

I've seen Raven, Mayhem Miller,
Ariel Versace randomly.

Wait, that is where Laganja twerked
until I had a seizure !

Should I shut up ?

You know these words mean nothing
to me, right ?

I'm sorry. This place transforms me
into my most extreme self,

which might scare even me.

Manager !

Excuse me, manager !
Manager !

I want to be bussed,
and my busser isn't bussing me !

And I really would like some
bussy action !

Stop. You are going to get me fired.
Also, Nathan needs you, by the way.

You have a weird expression
on your face. Who are you texting ?

Do you remember Pablo,
from the aquarium ?

Mm. Yeah, I don't remember him,

but I remember this really big stain
that he left on your shirt.

Oh, my God. You suck.
Bo, leave him.

How dare you talk to my boyfriend
like that ?

Come with me to the bathroom.

Oh, my God. I should not have had
that third vodka soda,

'cause now I gotta untuck.

By the way, do you know what a good
variable rate mortgage is right now ?

No, sorry.
Ow, fuck ! I triple-taped.

Speaking of, Tequila's tuck is looking
mea-tee tonight.

- Hello.
- Yeah, it is, girl. Hello.

- Has the lighting always been bad ?
- No, girl, that's just your makeup.

Okay. Hello. Looks like we have
a little company in here.

You charging admission in there, boys ?

- I'm already untucked.
- Mm, come on.

- I got a dollar under my titties.
- Room in there for four ?

Oh, my God. That was so embarrassing.

- Hi.
- You were being so loud.

Hi. Uh, hi. Hi.

I'm so sorry. Is there any way I could
talk to you privately for a sec ?

- Now ?
- Please ?

- I can go find us a table.
- Okay.

Quite a show, boys !

Go. Bye, boyfriend.

So, I'm super sorry, but long story
short, I was supposed to do this,

like, mother-son date night
thing tonight.

- Oh, my God.
- I know.

And I was so creeped out and annoyed,
so I dared her to come tonight

and I really didn't think she was
actually going to, but she did.

So, you see the problem ?

And I don't need you to be all,
like, touchy with me necessarily.

I mean, maybe a little bit.

I feel like if you're, like, really
touchy with him, it'll just look weird.

Oh, gosh. She's here.

- I'll talk to Bo.
- Oh, my God.

I will literally buy you gas, give you
hand massages, whatever you want.

Hi.

- Everything cool ?
- Uh, yes. I mean...

Yes. I love it here.
I'm so excited.

Okay, so no big deal, but...

So...

Ah. Okay. So,

basically Nathan's mom was being really
shitty about him being bi,

so he kinda said that he was dating
someone to mess with her sort of,

and then that person sort of became me.

- Wait, what ?
- Yeah, it's so no big deal, seriously.

He just wanted to mess with her,
and I was just being a good friend.

Yeah. Okay, yeah.

But what do you mean ?

Like, at first, it was just, like,
a-... Thank you.

At first, it was a "Oh, could you put
your arm around me kinda type thing ?"

And then it sorta kept going,
but it's literally nothing.

Also, it was after you and I had
our really bad first date,

before we were together, so...

Except, we just found out that
Nathan's mom is coming tonight.

So, it would be weird if we didn't,
like, pretend in front of her.

- Wait, so this is still happening ?
- Sort of ?

And, um...

How do you pretend ?

Usually I pick him up so his mom sees,
or we take a picture together

or something.

And, like, once, I kissed him
in front of his mom, but, like...

again, that was, like,
the night of our terrible date, so...

So, you left our bad date

and then went
on a fake date with Nathan ?

No. No. No, we weren't fake-dating yet.
That was just, like, when it started.

But that's when you kissed him ?

I went home, and I wanted to die.

I need you to know, like,

I feel nothing for Nathan. Trust me.

Like, he's all in with me,
but I do not feel that way at all.

So... you know he's sort of...
in love with you,

but you're just pretending to be
in love with him ?

No. I mean, like, it was his idea.

Like, he told me it wouldn't be weird
for him.

- I was just being a good friend.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like this is- I'm sorry. This is
sounding like a bigger deal than it is.

It's really not that big of a deal.

I'm super sorry.
This is, like, so weird, um....

- No.
- It's just that she's coming in. So...

Maybe we need to forget
the whole thing.

What ? Really ?

Uh, no. It's- it's- just- it's fine.

Just, like, put your...
arm around him or whatever.

Thank you.

- Hi, there.
- Hi, Mrs. Stewart, Mr. Stewart.

Nice to see you both.

Let's start with the karaoke.

- First victim, Megan.
- Yes !

Our first karaoke victim, Megan.

Where is Megan ?

Megan ?

Megan. Megan.

I just want to say that I... shouldn't
have done that.

Like, I get it now.
I should've told you.

But, also, I need you to know that,
like, he does not matter to me at all.

I mean, he is pretty great,
so maybe you-

I don't love him. I love you.

To my son, Nathan,

I want you to know

love is complicated.

Okay.

Oh, thank God. I know this one.

Listen as your day unfolds

Challenge what the future holds

Try and keep your head up to the sky

Lovers, they may cause you tears
Go ahead, release your fears

Stand up and be counted
Don't be ashamed to cry

You gotta be
You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold

You gotta be wiser

You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger

You gotta be calm, you gotta stay cool
You gotta stay together

All I know is love will save the day

Herald what your mother said
Read the books your father read

Try to solve the puzzles in your
own way

Some may have more cash than you
Others take a different view

My, oh, my

Hey, hey, hey

You gotta be bad,
you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser

You gotta be tough, you gotta be strong
You gotta be stronger

You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm
You gotta stay together

All I know, all I know,
love will save the day

Time asks no questions,
it goes on without you

Leaving you behind
if you can't stand the pace

The world keeps on spinning
You can't stop it if you tried to

The best part is danger staring you
in the face