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- Previously on Boston Legal.
- Why do you smell of sex? Is it Brad?
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- Did you tell anybody?
- How could he possibly know?
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- What?
- This time I detect both Brad and Jeffrey.
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- What happened with Sandy?
- She just didn't like me that way.
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There will be women who do.
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If Bethany's out,
I am hugely available.
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- Can I take you to dinner?
- Actually, I'm getting on a plane.
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- Where are you going?
- Hawaii.
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- Is it my mother?
- Yes.
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I hope I didn't hurt her.
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Oh, tell Bella
she better watch her back.
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- Denny!
- Bella!
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- You look blue.
- I've been attacked by vicious terrorists!
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- Terrorists?
- Ecoterrorists!
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You need to go to court and get me a restraining
order, Denny. And I want it done today.
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Bella, you look blue.
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I am blue. The C.O.T.A.,
Coalition Opposed to the Testing of Animals-
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They've been after me for years.
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- Why?
- My company.
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I own Plum Cosmetics,
makeup for the robust woman.
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- I don't use them.
- I can tell.
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They claim we experiment on animals
to test our products.
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- Do you?
- Well, of course we do!
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We have to ensure the makeup
is safe, for God's sake!
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I have just had enough of
these psycho animal-loving liberal thugs!
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Damn.
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- Denny, give me the gun.
- It's mine.
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- Hey!
- I want you both to get them.
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I'm unavailable, Bella. I apologize.
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Why not?
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Because I have more fun things
to do than represent you, that's all.
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- Such as?
- Uh, root canal.
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Maybe I could stick something really sharp
in my eye, the simple pleasures.
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I want you and the other name partners
of this firm representing me.
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I'm not representing you, Bella.
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- Denny!
- One moment, cupcake. Shirley?
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Shirley, when the woman is unhappy,
the man is rarely satisfied.
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I'll let you play with my gun.
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Your gun goes off too prematurely
for me, Denny. It always has.
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Vanessa, you're wearing
a yellow dress.
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- How could you tell?
- It's lovely.
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Thank you.
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Could we get you to put your tongue
back in your mouth there, soldier?
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Thank goodness we have you, Brad,
to keep track of our tongues.
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Would you like a list of all the places
mine has been this week?
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Perv.
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Brad, not to start up trouble, but you're not
the only one. You do realize that?
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- What are you talking about?
- I'm sure you can figure it out.
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You're not the only one.
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I just got off the phone
with the D.A.'s office.
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- They picked up a Mr. -
- Steinkellner.
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Yes. And while he is officially denying
that C.O.T.A. Painted you blue...
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the coalition condones
and supports it...
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thinks you look good
in a primary color...
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and is, in fact,
calling for a second coat.
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They're not gonna stop
until I'm dead.
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You need to do something. Now!
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I feel a wintry frost blowing my way.
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Okay, I'll try to set up a meeting.
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In the meantime, maybe you could either try
to talk her off the ledge or push her over.
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I heard that.
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She's jealous 'cause I've aged better.
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Bella, maybe those people aren't protesting
your cosmetics so much as you being you.
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You might keep in mind
that should I marry Denny...
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I'll have a stake in this firm.
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Unless someone manages to drive that stake
through your heart, small target that it is.
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You want to adjourn
to the powder room?
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Bella, I'm the senior partner
in a law firm.
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I sit on the board of directors of
a university, two museums and a hospital.
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L- I consider myself an intelligent,
civilized and dignifiied person.
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All of which is to say that if you and I
were to adjourn to the powder room...
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I would kick your over-the-top ass.
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I'm aroused.
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- May I speak with you?
- Sure.
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I was thinking
about what you said...
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about how there will be
women out there who like me for me.
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I said that?
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I'm kidding.
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Of course those women are out there.
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Lots of women, Clarence.
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I was wondering-
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Whether you might be one of them.
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Gee, I wonder where
Clarence could've gone?
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Huh.
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Take off the bag, Clarence.
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- Am I fired?
- No, you work for me.
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I'm willing to quit,
if it affects your decision.
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I don't want you to quit.
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And I'd love to go out with you.
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- Really?
- Really.
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I need to go to the bathroom
right now.
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Men's room, Clarence.
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Um, M-Mr. Crane?
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Um-
My name is Matthew Steinkellner.
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You wanted to see me?
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You're the man who attacked Bella?
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No. I-I-I've never attacked anybody, okay?
There must be some mistake.
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You made it, son.
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Here's a piece of advice.
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Your group needs to stop
targeting Bella Horowitz.
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I say this not only out of
concern for her life, but for yours.
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Okay. I-I'm sorry.
That sounds like a threat.
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I mean, is that legal for attorneys
to make threats like that?
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Here's another piece of advice.
Always have your lawyer with you.
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That way, when I deny
having said something...
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which I typically do,
you'll have a witness.
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Well, actually-
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I will mop up the courtroom floor
with you, you fat old man.
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What's going on here?
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Well, well, well. Princess Hideous.
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She's representing the man
who painted you blue.
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You got a problem with that?
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Bethany, no matter
what our differences, sweetheart...
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I certainly never brought you up
to represent terrorists.
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This has nothing to do with
who I'm defending, queenie.
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This is about who I'm going after.
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Come on, Matthew.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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Where's Shirley? Denny?
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- They just left for court.
- What's going on?
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What is going on is your presence
is hereby requested-
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Check that- required at our office
costume party this Thursday night.
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A costume party?
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I have taken the liberty
ofhiring a consultant...
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for the purpose of
improving office morale.
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Evidently, costume parties are gold.
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Moreover, I want each of you
to dress up...
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as somebody whose values or strengths
you like to imbue yourselves with.
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Where's the fun in that
if we all come dressed as you?
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The point is to reveal
a little of yourself to your coworkers.
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And I am serious about this.
I want you all to make an effort.
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This is so high school.
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As opposed to you and Jeffrey
slugging it out in the men's room?
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- I won.
- Did not.
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- Shut up.
- There's some morale.
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You will all be there
in costume, no exceptions.
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That is all.
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- Denise, can I ask you something?
- Sure.
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You sleeping with anybody else?
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First of all,
that's a personal question.
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- You're sleeping with me, so I thought I should-
- Shh!
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You and I have an arrangement.
No exclusivity.
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Fine. But there are safety concerns.
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You can assume that
any sex I am having is safe.
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Not that I'm having any
separate and apart from you.
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- Are you sleeping with somebody-
- I'm not having this conversation.
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I will not be made a fool of. Are you
sleeping with somebody else in this office?
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If you no longer want to
sleep with me, that's fine.
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I'll miss it. But I'm not
answering these questions.
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He may deny that he did it,
but he's behind it.
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His little group has been harassing me
and my company for years.
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And now, he's hired my own daughter
to further aggravate me.
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Objection. I agreed
to aggravate you for free.
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Hold on. I don't allow people to play out
family problems in my courtroom.
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Just what is it you want from me?
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I want a restraining order keeping
that man's flock of protestors away from me.
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They carry their placards outside
my corporate headquarters.
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They say that we kill
and torture animals.
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They verbally assault anybody
going in or out of our building.
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I'm losing business.
I'm losing clients.
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I'm losing employees.
I mean, enough is enough.
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Thank you, Bella.
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She's all yours, my little friend.
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The truth is, you do kill
and torture animals, do you not?
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We test our products
on animals, yes.
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But it is to save human lives.
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Oh. You're a humanitarian.
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Hold on just one second.
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- Are you a midget?
- Are you an imbecile?
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- O-Objection!
- Sustained.
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- Your company uses rabbits.
- Like many do.
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You lock them in stocks
so that just their heads stick out.
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You clip their eyelids open
and pour chemicals into their eyes...
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while they're left there
for two weeks...
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to experience ulceration, bleeding
and massive iris deterioration.
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Your Honor, the rabbits like it.
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Do you not subject these animals
to excruciating pain?
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The rabbits, which are
from the rodent family...
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do experience some discomfiture.
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But once again,
it is to save human suffering.
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And what's human suffering to you?
Going without blush?
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- Objection.
- Overruled.
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- Objection.
- Sustained.
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Sometimes, the rabbits
break their own necks trying to escape.
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You're saying that my client
doesn't have the right to protest that?
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You're saying you do all this
to be humane?
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Well, I guess people can justify
all types of bad behavior...
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can't they, Bella?
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It's getting ugly.
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Denny Crane ugly.
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So what gave you
the nerve to ask me out?
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- Oh, I don't know.
- Yes, you do.
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Well, it seemed we both
have a lot in common.
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- Such as?
- Well, we both kind of have shells.
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Mine's Clarice or Oprah.
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Yours-You just have a regular old hard
shell to protect yourself.
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- Who hurt you?
- Nobody.
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I'm just a tough New York broad.
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Who hurt you?
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Well, for starters, my father.
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- He abused you?
- Not sexually, but physically.
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And you're the first person
I've ever told that to.
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Outside of a few
who charge by the hour to listen.
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- Who hurt you?
- Oh, I don't remember.
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My mother says
I was bullied in preschool.
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I either blocked it out
or I just don't remember.
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I do remember I grew up
with a lot of imaginary friends.
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- Mmm.
- I never felt lonely alone, but with people-
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- Do you stay in touch?
- I'm sorry?
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With your imaginary friends?
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- Uh, well, some. We have reunions.
- Ah.
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Am I too weird?
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You're just weird enough.
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- It's Coho, isn't it?
- I beg your pardon?
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You're having sex with Jeffrey Coho.
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The only part of my sex life that is any of
your business is the part that involves you.
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- Just tell me if it's him.
- Denise, everything all right?
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You look a little overextended.
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I'm sure there's a long, very complicated
answer, but what is your problem?
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You're right.
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It's a... long,
very complicated answer.
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I had a wonderful time.
He's a great guy.
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- Isn't he a little tender for you?
- I like tender.
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- Just because I'm not doesn't mean-
- Hey!
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You got a sec?
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- I guess.
- Listen, I realize we're not exactly friends.
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Yeah. I was hoping to make progress
at the costume party.
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- Yeah. Could you step into the closet?
- Excuse me?
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I want to have a conversation in private.
Just step into the closet.
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I didn't know you were
out of the closet, Brad.
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Are you and Denise having intimate relations?
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- Why would you ask me that?
- Are you?
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- Are you?
- Matter of fact, I am.
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00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:05,360
- Answer my question, please.
- I will not answer your question.
235
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,893
Do you know what
wildfire ink is, Jeff?
236
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,698
It's a chemical used to find certain evidence
under ultraviolet light, Brad.
237
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,366
You get a gold star. It also lights up
when it's mixed with certain types of oils...
238
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,342
some of which are very difficult
to get off your hands.
239
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:23,006
Excellent. I'm sure that would be
very interesting... if I cared.
240
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,515
I rubbed some of those oils
on Denise's hands.
241
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,819
Excuse me?
242
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,357
This is a portable ultraviolet light.
243
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,154
- Do you have anything you'd like to tell me?
- Only that you're insane.
244
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,387
I'm gonna turn off the light
to the closet.
245
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,987
Let's see if Denise's hands
have been anywhere near you.
246
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,192
I take that back.
You're really insane.
247
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,514
This is awkward.
248
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,427
- You don't like animal testing.
- COTA is against animal cruelty of any kind.
249
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,224
- You paint people blue.
- But somebody else beat us to Bella.
250
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,731
The protests at my client's company.
251
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,768
- That was us.
- You throw blood on people wearing furs.
252
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,394
Uh, it's- It's dye. But point taken.
253
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,906
- People wearing synthetic furs.
- Well, they promote the fashion.
254
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,771
- People who eat meat.
- Slaughterhouses.
255
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,809
- Leather.
- An animal's hide.
256
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,469
- Wool.
- Same.
257
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,739
- Football.
- Skin of a pig.
258
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,872
- Cancer research.
- Oh, come on!
259
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,213
This case doesn't involve
cancer research.
260
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,412
She tortures rabbits
to make a better mascara.
261
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,990
What the hell is going on here?
262
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:42,117
What's going on is that
we're both in love with the same man.
263
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,663
- It's not you, Judge.
- I am not in love with him.
264
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,824
Silence! I'm very confused.
265
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,739
Know what bothers me
about this case, Denny?
266
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,738
- That you've come between a mother and a daughter.
- I know.
267
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,441
It was always such a fantasy.
268
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:09,287
- You've got the power to settle this, you know?
- I don't think so.
269
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:13,552
Bella would sue me for malpractice
if I counseled her to drop the case now.
270
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,253
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm getting ready to drop Bella.
271
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,693
Really? But she's so sweet.
272
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,425
I can't shake Bethany.
273
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,832
Maybe it's that tight little ass...
274
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,498
those big breasts, normal size head.
275
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,940
Why is it men become such fools
over the normal size head?
276
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,842
I'm getting ready to drop the big one
for the little one.
277
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,707
It's gonna get ugly, Shirley.
278
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:41,980
- Denny Crane ugly.
- Mm-hmm.
279
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,122
Now I'm intrigued.
280
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,432
So? What's the answer?
281
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:09,213
When I was a sophomore
in high school...
282
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,579
I attended my very first dance.
283
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:18,220
There was this girl...
284
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,917
standing across the dance floor...
285
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,327
wearing a yellow dress.
286
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,524
She was so beautiful.
287
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:36,103
I didn't have the courage
to ask her to dance.
288
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:41,441
Perhaps for fear of the long, lonely walk
back across the gym floor after being refused.
289
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:46,940
I finally willed myself to go ask.
290
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,355
And then, suddenly, she was gone.
291
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:59,260
In a... fleeting second,
she must've left.
292
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,702
I began to imagine
what she must've been like.
293
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,703
Her laugh, certainly her kiss.
294
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:11,105
I still know exactly
what that feels like...
295
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,611
though I've never felt it.
296
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:26,151
She's been a figment for...
29 years...
297
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:34,099
an imagined standard by which all other
women seem to have fallen terribly short.
298
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:40,628
How would they not,
after I've individualized her...
299
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:45,904
with every quality I so long for?
300
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:52,415
I've never met the girl
in the yellow dress.
301
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:56,419
Seeing you, I guess it just-
302
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:10,157
Here I am revealing a little of myself
even before the costume party.
303
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,797
How dare you?
Rubbing me with chemicals?
304
00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:43,231
When I choose a restaurant,
I like to know who else eats there.
305
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,826
Whoo! Way to a man's heart.
306
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:49,168
You ever tried
blindsiding him in the kidneys?
307
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:55,511
Bella, we're supposed to be in court.
Denny's already left.
308
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,014
Yes. I-I was hoping
to grab you for a second.
309
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:00,311
- By the throat?
- Ick. Too much dead tissue.
310
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,819
What do you want, Bella?
311
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:13,526
I think you probably know
I don't like you.
312
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,499
There have been signs.
313
00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:21,504
Well, the reason is because I've always
known how much Denny loved you.
314
00:22:22,741 --> 00:22:25,175
He never loved me that way.
315
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:28,735
But I seem to be making progress.
316
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:33,807
Anyway, Denny holds you
in a light that-
317
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,856
Well, Shirley, it's this simple.
318
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,891
Denny still seeks your approval.
319
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:47,696
I would be forever grateful
if... you would approve of me.
320
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:54,305
I love him, Shirley,
more than anything.
321
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,945
- You have got to be kidding me.
- I'm sorry, Ms. Simms.
322
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,643
But the New York Yankees
take pride in being very humorless.
323
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,811
I say that off the record of course.
324
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,115
I simply cannot allow you to display
their logo without approval...
325
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,886
- for which I'll need a written request.
- What's going on?
326
00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:17,723
- This little peanut somehow found out-
- My name is Mr. Prig.
327
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:23,563
This Mr. Prig somehow found out that
I got a Yankees costume for our party.
328
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,761
He's threatening to enjoin me
from wearing it.
329
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,805
We take ourselves very seriously.
330
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,931
What if I do wear it?
331
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,737
Well, now that you have notice, we could
avail ourselves of punitive damages.
332
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,812
And I'm a very punitive little Prig.
333
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,807
Look here, you little gnome.
334
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,646
You need to busy yourself
with something important.
335
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:44,347
Like buying up the best players on the free
agent market so you can win championships.
336
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,424
Keep your pompous asses all buffed.
337
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:49,050
Allow your fans to feel good
about themselves...
338
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:53,962
even though most of'em
can't spell and have mug shots.
339
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:02,306
What did I say about Clarice
coming here?
340
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:04,705
Sorry. He seemed to be picking on you,
and she just took over.
341
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:08,109
I don't want her to take over, as your boss
and especially as your girlfriend!
342
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,343
What?
343
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:16,114
Are you-Are you my girlfriend?
344
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,018
Um-
345
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:27,197
My client isn't protesting against
a doctor trying to cure AIDS here.
346
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:31,360
He isn't singling out a hunter
trying to provide food for his family.
347
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,564
He's going after
a billion-dollar cosmetics company...
348
00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:37,540
that tortures rabbits
in the name of makeup.
349
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,736
There are all kinds of
alternative testing methods...
350
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:43,815
and thousands of ingredients that can be
safely used to make the same products...
351
00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:46,247
without hurting animals.
352
00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:50,219
Revlon does it, Avon, Clinique.
353
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:55,053
But not big Bella.
She just doesn't care.
354
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:01,098
We try to pass ourselves off
as a compassionate people, Your Honor.
355
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:06,728
We prioritize kindness as one of the most
important values to instill in our children.
356
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,738
Integrity is another.
357
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,675
Where is either in making animals suffer
in the name of our personal vanity?
358
00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:18,909
At some point, people have to
stand up and say, "This is wrong. "
359
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:23,113
That man and his coalition
stand up every day.
360
00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:27,555
My God, the question can't always be,
"How much money do we want to make?"
361
00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:30,253
It should be, "Who do we want to be?"
362
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,963
We're a funny people, Your Honor.
363
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:39,730
We have all these feel-good movies
about animals, whether it be Old Yeller...
364
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:44,241
or saving the whales, or penguins
marching off to wherever they march to.
365
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,742
I must admit I didn't get
my academy screener on that one.
366
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:51,305
And every May, we drink mint juleps
and dress up in fancy clothes...
367
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,407
and wear silly hats...
368
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:58,546
as thoroughbreds are led out
like royalty for the Kentucky Derby.
369
00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:01,319
My God, we treat them
with such reverence.
370
00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,894
Never mind that a two-year-old
thoroughbred's bones...
371
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:07,226
aren't fully developed enough
to withstand such a pounding.
372
00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:10,665
And we certainly don't talk about
how after they stop competing...
373
00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:12,669
many racehorses are slaughtered.
374
00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:16,605
- Does she kill horses?
- No, she doesn't, Judge.
375
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:20,508
- Then what's your point?
- My point is...
376
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:23,706
despite our proclaimed
love of animals...
377
00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:27,114
they really exist
for our amusement, our pleasure.
378
00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:31,985
Whether it be the caged ones in zoos,
the cooked ones on our plates...
379
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:35,582
the ones we make sick
so we don't have to be.
380
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:39,494
Ms. Horowitz thinks that we should
draw the line somewhere. I agree.
381
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:43,466
But at vanity?
This is America the beautiful-
382
00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:46,401
Land of the breast, cheek,
and hair implants...
383
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:49,166
where we surgically
suck fat from our guts...
384
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:52,505
cut open our faces and stretch them
halfway up to our crowns...
385
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,011
inject our lips with collagen.
386
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,946
During the holidays,
we give gift certifiicates for laser peels.
387
00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,882
I can see you've had yours.
388
00:27:00,986 --> 00:27:05,013
And makeup? Ha! Dear God in heaven,
makeup is how we pull it off.
389
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,717
Without it, my client
would look likeJerry Lewis.
390
00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:11,728
I still don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
391
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:18,428
I'm simply saying that
we, as a people...
392
00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:20,527
as a nation, like to feel pretty.
393
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,199
It's who we are.
394
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:27,108
And if it means a few young rabbits
have to sacrifice their lives...
395
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:30,978
well, they and their families can take heart
because they did so for their country.
396
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:35,245
Because when you think about it...
397
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:40,052
all we can really hope for at this point
is to save face.
398
00:27:55,106 --> 00:27:57,336
Did that help?
399
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,371
- She tanked it on purpose.
- I did not tank it.
400
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:07,246
That speech was against me.
401
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,411
Why didn't you tell me
she was a communist?
402
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:13,480
- I thought you knew.
- Alan, coming to the party tonight?
403
00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:16,856
You know how I relish the chance
to try out a new frock.
404
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:19,088
There's a rumor you'll be in mine.
405
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:22,360
Mmm, I would love that. Size 8?
406
00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:26,233
Alan, you will not
dress up as me tonight.
407
00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:28,965
Shirley, we've been instructed
to choose somebody we admire.
408
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,872
That leaves you
and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
409
00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:34,536
You will not dress up as me.
410
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:38,138
Alan, you've got to
help me dump Bella.
411
00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:41,150
I'm not good when it comes
to breaking up with women. I'm too soft.
412
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:44,085
- Denny, you shoot people.
- I thought of that.
413
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,487
But it would be illegal...
except in Florida.
414
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:49,651
You're going to have to
dump her yourself. I'm sorry.
415
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,594
Alan, at least help me
win back Bethany.
416
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,299
I didn't mean to embarrass you.
417
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,605
I just really needed to know.
418
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,347
Why?
419
00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:15,977
Because- Of all people, why him?
420
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:21,449
Actually, he's a pretty
decent guy, Brad.
421
00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:32,200
Denise, I don't think I'm modern enough
to handle this friends with benefits thing.
422
00:29:32,303 --> 00:29:35,864
So I think I'm just going to
have to beg out of this arrangement.
423
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:43,710
- Okay?
- Okay.
424
00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:09,835
First of all,
I will say for the record...
425
00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:13,308
I don't believe in
all that moisturizer...
426
00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:16,346
Botox, fountain of youth "poopycock. "
427
00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:18,677
Please, Judge. How else
could you look like you do at a hundred?
428
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,250
Uh-
429
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:25,015
I am ordering Mr. Steinkellner
and his coalition...
430
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:28,889
to stay at least 100 feet away
from Ms. Horowitz-
431
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,393
the regular size one.
432
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:34,897
As for protesting
at her place ofbusiness...
433
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:38,025
if it's a public area, he may do so.
434
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,663
- Yes!
- This is still a moderately free country.
435
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,707
Adjourned.
436
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,005
I am not happy.
437
00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:50,342
Well, they won't be able
to paint you blue, Bella.
438
00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:59,946
- L-I- I've got something to say.
- What's going on?
439
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:05,189
Uh, you once said that
if it wasn't over for Bethany and me...
440
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:08,060
you wouldn't, uh, want-
441
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:13,630
Bethany isn't over for me.
Not in my heart.
442
00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:19,134
Well, Denny, she hates your guts.
443
00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:21,269
Yeah.
444
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:25,213
But the thing is, uh,
I don't hate hers.
445
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,484
Oh.
446
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:33,724
Well...
447
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:38,125
if, uh, my daughter's
in your heart...
448
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,756
it's, uh, not a mother's place to-
449
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:46,164
Oh, I'm sorry, Bella.
450
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:51,975
I know you won't
believe this, but...
451
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,943
I actually do place
her happiness above my own.
452
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,910
I wish you both the best.
453
00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:11,594
Please don't hurt her, Denny.
454
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,799
I didn't have to shoot her.
455
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,149
So you won.
456
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:37,052
- Still undefeated.
- And Bella?
457
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,022
She took it like the man she is.
458
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,787
And now comes the tough part.
459
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:48,055
Denny, under what pretext
is Bethany coming in?
460
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:51,499
Well, I told her I had
a settlement offer in lieu of an appeal.
461
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:55,663
I really think you're capable of
handling this yourself.
462
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:58,173
- Mmm.
- Just speak from your heart.
463
00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:01,643
It's just that it's been
so long since I've done that.
464
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:05,982
What's the offer?
465
00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:11,722
Bethany...
466
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:17,284
this is not so much
about settling the case...
467
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,761
as it is settling you and me.
468
00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:22,833
- What are you talking about?
- I dumped your mother.
469
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,902
You dumped Bella?
470
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,996
'Cause I can't get over you.
471
00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:32,599
- Too little, too late.
- Bethany.
472
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,838
We all make mistakes.
473
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:41,510
Too often, people are judged
by those mistakes.
474
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:45,749
I think the true measure
of a man lies-
475
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:57,533
lies in his willingness
to right his wrongs.
476
00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:07,307
I love you, Bethany.
477
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:11,781
So, will you join me
in a party tonight?
478
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,976
Costumes. You'll have fun.
479
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:20,054
And you can pretend
that you still like me.
480
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,821
Shirley!
481
00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:56,816
You won.
I'm, uh, surprised, to be honest.
482
00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:01,262
Well, rabbits are part
of the rodent family.
483
00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:03,458
Who are you supposed to be? Phyllis Diller?
484
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:06,128
I'm Albert Einstein. Who are you?
485
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:10,333
Diane Sawyer.
You were expecting Bill O'Reilly?
486
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:15,003
Paul, at first I thought this was a stupid
idea. But I gotta tip my hat to you.
487
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,104
Jennifer Aniston?
488
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:19,706
Hello. Isn't it obvious?
489
00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:21,648
Well, the prop was a giveaway.
490
00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:27,380
- Well, well, well, well, well.
- Oh, my God.
491
00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:30,655
Denny, it's supposed to be
someone you admire.
492
00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:34,162
Anybody who can blast his friend in the face
and get him to take the rap for it...
493
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:36,028
my kind of citizen.
494
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,069
Oh, damn thing.
495
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:43,539
Uh, Denny, th-there's a rumor that you're
gonna be showing up with an old flame tonight.
496
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,633
I did.
497
00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:50,544
- Danny DeVito, right?
- You got a problem with that?
498
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:54,875
"To infinity and beyond!"
499
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:58,183
Dick Cheney, Buzz Lightyear-
500
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,723
- All the super heroes.
- Indeed.
501
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:04,852
I must say, Shirley, being in
the Lennon Sisters' dress was a thrill...
502
00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:07,863
but this- this is the pinnacle.
503
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:11,526
I expressly asked you
not to dress up as me.
504
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,831
- Which is why I dressed as the doll.
- Oh.
505
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:16,805
"To infinity and-"
506
00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:24,577
- Take off that costume, sport.
- You take yours off.
507
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:26,616
I'm Buzz Lightyear here.
Ask anybody.
508
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:29,618
- I've always been Buzz.
- Take it off.
509
00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:34,117
- Hey!
- I've had enough of him!
510
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:36,887
Now you two are not gonna ruin this party.
Take it outside. Both of you.
511
00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:39,053
- After you.
- Okay.
512
00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:41,358
Outside. Go on now.
513
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:52,067
- Care to dance with me, child?
- Oh, no.
514
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:55,373
What? Who doesn't admire Oprah?
515
00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:58,744
Maybe I should have
come as Tom Cruise.
516
00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,749
We can go home
and jump on your couch.
517
00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:02,648
I didn't buy that
the first time, honey.
518
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:05,517
- We dancing?
- I'll dance with Clarence.
519
00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:08,490
He's in here.
Hold me tight enough, you'll feel him.
520
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:11,323
Wow. Let's go.
521
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,231
Good idea, Paul.
522
00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:24,103
People seem to be very festive.
523
00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:26,904
Well, thank you, Alan.
524
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,147
What's it like being Shirley?
525
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:34,083
The thong is a little uncomfortable.
526
00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,155
Ah.
527
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,319
Don't be leading now.
528
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,321
It's always Oprah's show, honey.
529
00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:14,983
Sorry.
530
00:38:16,093 --> 00:38:21,895
Clarence, no Oprah
for a second, okay?
531
00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:27,670
- Please?
- Okay.
532
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:33,367
I really like you.
533
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,604
I like you too.
534
00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:26,619
So it's a yes with Bethany?
She's back?
535
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:30,132
Mmm. She's still mixed.
536
00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:34,638
- But-
- Well, was she at all tender tonight?
537
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,702
About what you'd expect
from Danny DeVito.
538
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:44,079
Rule of thumb, Alan.
539
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:47,582
The way to a woman's heart
is not through her mother's privates.
540
00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:50,381
I'll write that down.
541
00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:57,285
Anyway, um, Bethany
is gone for the night.
542
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,965
You're not getting in this outfit.
543
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,661
We could go for
a quiet drink somewhere.
544
00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:08,330
We're having a quiet drink
right here.
545
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:17,313
I'm driving you absolutely crazy, aren't I?
546
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:24,816
If you had any idea how you look-
547
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:31,126
Shirley was the one, Alan.
548
00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:36,861
One night while making love,
she recited Proust to me.
549
00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:39,492
- Did you understand it?
- Not a word.
550
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,037
I thought she was possessed.
551
00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:44,403
You're not Buzz! I'm Buzz!
552
00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:47,534
- Look at those two.
- I'm Buzz Lightyear!
553
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,479
I'm Buzz!
554
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:53,311
Love us or hate us,
there's no other place like us.
555
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,351
Here's to that.
556
00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:59,816
Forget it.
557
00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:03,058
Just one dance.
558
00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:06,655
Let me waltz down memory lane.
559
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,467
- One dance if you'll drop it.
- Fine.
560
00:41:16,907 --> 00:41:20,172
And you better respect me.
561
00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:34,724
Do I really remind you of Shirley?
562
00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:39,930
Except some of the lumps
are in the wrong place.
563
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,225
The lump you refer to is your own.
564
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:57,240
Lmagine people looking out their window
seeing Dick Cheney and Shirley Schmidt...
565
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,044
dancing on the balcony.
566
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:02,050
What must they be thinking?
567
00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:06,213
Well, if they're regular viewers,
they know by now anything goes.
568
00:42:08,392 --> 00:42:10,292
Yes, it does.
569
00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:23,162
- Is that a rental?
- Shut up! I had it first!
570
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,175
You look like an idiot!
571
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:29,041
Take it off!
572
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,541
You stinker!
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