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AH, MICHAEL.
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KATIE, HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
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AND I HAPPENED TO HAVE A RARE
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"CAPTAIN KARMA" COMIC BOOK
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FOR A HARD-WORKING DOCTOR.
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OH, THIS IS GREAT. THIS
ONE'S AWESOME, TOO.
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THIS IS THE ONE
WHERE CAPTAIN KARMA
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MEETS HIS SIDEKICK GARY.
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YEAH, I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
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OKAY. YEAH.
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HEY, THEY'RE LAUNCHING
A NEW COMIC BOOK
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AT THAT COFFEEHOUSE ON BEACON.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?
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YES, I WOULD, EXCEPT
NO... 'CAUSE, UH...
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'CAUSE I'M REALLY KIND
OF BUSY AROUND HERE.
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WELL, IT'S AT 6:00
AND I'LL BE THERE,
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SO COME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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YEAH, THANKS FOR THE BOOK.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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WOW. STRONG.
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OH, WHO WAS THAT?
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IT WAS JUST A NICE GIRL.
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THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
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REALLY? AND DOES IRENE KNOW HER?
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NO, ACTUALLY, IRENE DOESN'T KNOW
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EVERYONE I KNOW.
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CERTAINLY NOT THE
GIRLS YOU FLIRT WITH.
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I DON'T FLIRT WITH WOMEN,
ASHLEY, I TALK TO THEM.
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IS IT MY FAULT IT
COMES OUT LIKE MUSIC?
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YOU SHOULDN'T BE
GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE
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WHEN YOU HAVE A
GIRLFRIEND, AND YOU KNOW IT.
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I AM NOT GOING
OUT WITH HER, OKAY?
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I MIGHT MEET HER
IN A PUBLIC PLACE.
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MY GRANDFATHER USED
TO USE AN EXPRESSION
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I THINK MIGHT APPLY HERE.
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UH-HUH, WHAT WAS
THAT? SHUT UP, ASHLEY.
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HEY, BABY.
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HEY, OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HOME.
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GUESS WHAT I'M DOING.
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YOU'RE LEAVING ME
AND TAKING VERY LITTLE.
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NO. I'M GOING ON A STAKEOUT.
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GET OUT. YEAH.
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MARK'S WORKING ON THIS
WOMAN'S DIVORCE CASE,
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AND WE NEED TO GET PICTURES
OF HER HUSBAND CHEATING.
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WELL, WHAT A
COINCIDENCE. I GOT YOU
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A "SOMEONE'S CHEATING" BOUQUET.
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OH, SWEET, BUT
NEXT TIME, SWEETIE,
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TAKE OFF THE PRICE TAG.
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SEEMED PRETTY TACKY JUST
TO GIVE YOU THE RECEIPT.
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY
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FOR SPENDING SO MUCH TIME
AT THE STATION THIS WEEK.
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I KNOW. I MISS YOU.
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I ASKED PETE TO
COME WITH ME TONIGHT.
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HE WANTS TO USE
HIS BINOCULAR FLASK,
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BUT WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH ME INSTEAD?
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WE COULD FOOL AROUND.
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HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
CATCH THEM FOOLING AROUND
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IF WE'RE FOOLING AROUND?
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IF YOU DO IT RIGHT,
I WON'T CARE.
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BABY, I WOULD LOVE TO,
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BUT I GOT TO GET
BACK TO THE STATION.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
THE STATION AGAIN?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUIN DAYS.
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I'VE BEEN TRAINING ALL WEEK.
THE TEST IS ON SATURDAY.
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IF I FAIL ANY ONE
OF THESE, I'M OUT.
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GOD, SWEETIE, IS YOUR
BACK STILL BOTHERING YOU?
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NO, NO. YOU REACH A CERTAIN AGE,
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THAT'S THE NOISE YOU
MAKE WHEN YOU BEND OVER.
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT'S INTERNATIONAL NIGHT.
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AGAIN?
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YES, IT'S THURSDAY,
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THE NIGHT WE EXPLORE THE CULTURE
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OF A DIFFERENT COUNTRY,
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AND TONIGHT THE
LUCKY NATION IS ITALIA.
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WELL, I'M STILL
DIGESTING POLAND THERE.
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OH, COME ON. I MADE
SAUSAGE WITH MEATBALLS
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AND ARRANGED THEM IN A WAY
THAT ALWAYS MAKES YOU LAUGH.
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IRENE, LOOK, I, UH, I GOT
TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW,
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I'M GETTING PRETTY TIRED
OF INTERNATIONAL NIGHT.
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YOU LOVED SWISS NIGHT.
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YEAH, BUT YOU WERE NAKED
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AND THE ALPS WERE
COVERED IN CHOCOLATE.
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HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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NOTHING.
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NO, THERE'S SOMETHING
ON YOUR MIND.
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NO, THERE ISN'T.
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OH, COME ON. OKAY,
IT ISN'T ME, IS IT?
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NO, IT'S NOT... IT'S
NOT... NOT REALLY.
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WHAT IS IT? AM I ANNOYING YOU?
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I'M ANNOYING, AREN'T I?
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SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT ONCE.
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NO, WAIT. NO, NO,
IT'S NOT THAT, OKAY?
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IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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IT'S JUST LITTLE
THINGS, YOU KNOW?
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE INTERNATIONAL
NIGHT, FOR INSTANCE.
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YOU KNOW, ALL YOUR CHOICES
HAVE BEEN VERY EUROCENTRIC.
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I'M SORRY. I HAD NO
IDEA THIS BOTHERED YOU.
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DON'T BE LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M SURE THAT I DO THINGS
THAT BOTHER YOU, TOO.
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I MEAN, LITTLE THINGS. NOPE.
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NOPE. WELL, LAST
WEEK WHEN... NOPE.
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OKAY.
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IRENE, IF YOU DON'T
FEEL CLOSE ENOUGH
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TO OPEN UP TO ME,
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THEN WHAT KIND OF
RELATIONSHIP DO WE HAVE?
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WELL, OKAY, I GUESS
THERE IS ONE THING.
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THERE YOU GO. LET'S HAVE IT.
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WELL, THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU SHAVED HERE,
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THERE WAS A LITTLE
SPLASH ON THE MIRROR...
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OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT IS THIS,
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MARTHA STEWART'S SUMMER
HOME ALL OF THE SUDDEN?
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I CAN'T EVEN RELAX A LITTLE
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AT MY OWN GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE?
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FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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OH, BERG, YOU ASKED ME.
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YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T THINK
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I'D BE RAKED OVER THE COALS.
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WOW. THIS REALLY HURTS.
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I'M SORRY.
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I THINK I NEED SOME
TIME ALONE TO THINK.
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I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO MY PLACE
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WHERE I CAN SHAVE
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WITHOUT BEING TREATED
LIKE SOME DEGENERATE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I
FEEL LIKE SUCH A TARGET.
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COME ON, PETE. WE'RE LATE.
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I'M COMING.
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YOU SAID WEAR BLACK.
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I SAID WEAR SOMETHING
THAT BLENDS IN.
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THIS DOES BLEND.
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I AM THE NIGHT.
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HEY, BERG, DO YOU THINK
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THIS IS THE RIGHT THING
TO WEAR ON A STAKEOUT?
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I FIND IT A LITTLE FRIGHTENING
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THAT YOU OWN A
STAKEOUT ENSEMBLE.
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NO, THIS ISN'T A
STAKEOUT ENSEMBLE.
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I PUT THIS TOGETHER.
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SEE, THIS IS MY SKI TURTLENECK
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AND THESE ARE MY MATADOR PANTS.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, BERG,
WANT TO COME WITH US?
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I'M TOO UPSET. IRENE
STARTED A HUGE FIGHT.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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OH, I'M A GIANT
SLOB, APPARENTLY.
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IT'S SO UPSETTING.
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IT MAKES ME WANT
TO, I DON'T KNOW,
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GO TO A COMIC BOOK
SIGNING WITH AN OLD FRIEND.
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COME ON, PETE.
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WAIT, WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU?
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I CAN'T SEE YOU.
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YOU'VE BLENDED IN SO WELL.
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YEAH, OKAY, I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
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I WANT TO TALK
TO BERG FOR A SEC.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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AAH! WHAT? WHAT?
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COMIC BOOK SIGNING?
COMIC BOOK GIRL?
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THIS IS THE GIRL YOU
WERE ATTRACTED TO.
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DON'T MAKE IT SUCH A BIG DEAL.
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IT IS A BIG DEAL. YOU
CAN'T DO THIS TO IRENE.
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YOU SAID YOU LOVED
HER AND SHE SAID IT BACK.
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12 HOURS LATER.
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YEAH, WELL, IT TOOK
YOU THREE DAYS
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TO RETURN MY "I LOVE YOU, MAN."
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COME ON.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS MAY SOUND RIDICULOUS,
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BUT IN THAT 12 HOURS,
SOMETHING CHANGED.
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I DON'T LOOK AT HER
THE SAME WAY ANYMORE.
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THIS MORNING SHE RAN
AT ME WITH A MEAT CLEAVER
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AND IT JUST WASN'T AS
CUTE AS IT USED TO BE.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, YOU
DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE?
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ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WAS HURT,
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AND THEN I MET KATIE,
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AND NOW I'M SO CONFUSED.
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BERG, MAN, I WISH YOU'D
COME AND TALKED TO ME.
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I MEAN, I HATE TO
TOOT MY OWN HORN,
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BUT YOU'RE TALKING TO THE GUY
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WHO'S BEEN CONFUSED
IN EVERY RELATIONSHIP
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HE'S EVER BEEN IN.
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AND I REALLY WISH
WE'D HAD THIS TALK
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WHEN YOU WEREN'T
WEARING MATADOR PANTS.
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LOOK, PETE, IF I DON'T
SEE THIS THROUGH,
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THEN I'M NEVER GOING TO
KNOWHOW I REALLY FEEL.
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ALL RIGHT, JUST BE CAREFUL.
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Sharon: PETE, GET OUT HERE!
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THE NIGHT CALLS.
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SO, PETE...
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PETE?
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I'M SORRY. WHO?
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MAVERICK.
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GO FOR MAVERICK.
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OH, IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM!
GRAB THE CAMERA!
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ALL RIGHT, WHERE DID HE GO?
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WHERE DID HE...
WHERE DID YOU GO?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT
WAS THE WRONG GUY.
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WE SURE TAUGHT HIM A LESSON.
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DID YOU SEE HIM RUN?
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NO.
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OKAY, GIVE ME THOSE BINOCULARS.
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YOU ARE CUT OFF.
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YOU'RE NO FUN.
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NO WONDER JOHNNY DIDN'T
COME WITH YOU TONIGHT.
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WELL, HE DIDN'T COME
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BECAUSE HE'S DOING ANOTHER ONE
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OF YOUR STUPID
TRAINING EXERCISES.
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HE'S BEEN THERE
EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK,
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THE POOR LITTLE THING.
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HE HAS? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
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WHAT?
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HE SAID HE'S BEEN THERE.
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OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
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NO, YEAH, HE WAS THERE.
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BUT YOU JUST SAID
THAT HE WASN'T.
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YEAH, WHY ARE YOU
LISTENING TO ME?
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I'M RIPPED ON BINOCULAR HOOTCH.
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OH, GOD, I KNEW
IT! I JUST KNEW IT!
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I'M SORRY, MRS. PRUITT, BUT
WE CAUGHT HIM RED-HANDED.
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YEAH, LET'S SEE HIM TRY
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AND ARGUE HIS WAY
OUT OF THAT ONE.
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OH, THAT LYING SCUM!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I
DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.
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HEY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF
UP. GUYS ARE SNEAKY.
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I MEAN, FIRST THEY START
BY WORKING LATE AT NIGHT,
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AND THEN THEY HAVE TO
GO IN EARLY IN THE MORNING,
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AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
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THEY HAVE TO GO
AWAY ON WEEKENDS.
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YEAH, I GUESS THIS
IS THE KIND OF THING
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YOU'VE SEEN A HUNDRED TIMES.
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00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,308
I'VE DONE IT A HUNDRED TIMES.
234
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,510
YOU SEE, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
235
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,380
YOU'D BETTER KEEP AN
EYE ON YOUR MAN, MISSY.
236
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:19,217
OH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
HE LOVES ME TOO MUCH.
237
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,063
HE JUST BROUGHT ME
THESE FLOWERS YESTERDAY.
238
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:23,888
YEAH, WELL, I JUST GOT A
DOZEN ROSES ON TUESDAY.
239
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,167
YEAH, WE WERE JUST
MARRIED A YEAR AGO.
240
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,224
LAST SUMMER.
241
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,525
WE HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME.
242
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,195
OKAY, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
243
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,431
WE STOPPED BECAUSE
"HIS BACK WENT OUT."
244
00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,569
SON OF A [Bleep]!
245
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,882
OH, HEY, YOU MADE IT.
246
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,184
I WASN'T SURE YOU'D FIND IT.
247
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,231
OH, NO, I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
248
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,399
I'VE HECKLED POETRY
READINGS HERE.
249
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,724
EXCUSE ME. CAN I
GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
250
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,327
CAN I GET YOU A
BETTER PICK-UP LINE?
251
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:10,235
TO A FELLOW GEEK,
LOVE KATIE CONNER.
252
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,937
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS IS... THIS IS YOU.
253
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,705
THIS IS GREAT. OH, MY...
254
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,742
WOW. HOW DID YOU BECOME
SUCH A GREAT ARTIST?
255
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,744
WELL, YOU SEE, THE
SECRET TO BEING GOOD
256
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,679
IS BEING HOLED UP IN YOUR ROOM
257
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,514
ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.
258
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,617
THAT'S ALSO THE
SECRET TO SELF LOVE.
259
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,254
COME ON. LET'S GRAB A COFFEE.
260
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,755
TWO HAZELNUTS, PLEASE.
261
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,756
WOW.
262
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,091
SO TAKE A LOOK.
263
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,861
DO YOU SEE ANYBODY FAMILIAR?
264
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:41,499
UH, NO, JUST A PIZZA FACE
WITH AN ALUMINUM SMILE.
265
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,035
HEY, THAT'S ME.
266
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:48,306
YEP. YOU ARE THE LEADER
OF THE WONDER GEEKS.
267
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,941
NO WAY!
268
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,010
OH, MAN, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
269
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,878
BEEN PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL
270
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,646
IF I HAD A CAPE.
271
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,960
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THIS FOR EIGHT YEARS.
272
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,896
I MODELED THAT
CHARACTER AFTER YOU.
273
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,253
REALLY?
274
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,389
YEAH. I WANTED TO
WRITE ABOUT SOMEONE
275
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,459
WHO WAS KIND AND
FUNNY AND DECENT.
276
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,362
I WANTED TO WRITE
ABOUT YOU, BERG.
277
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,637
WOW. THAT WAS GREAT.
278
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,840
I GOT TO GO.
279
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,108
WHAT'S GOING ON?
280
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,910
UM, OKAY, LOOK.
281
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,847
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID
THAT SHE DIDN'T LOVE ME
282
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,416
AND LATER ON SHE SAID
THAT SHE DID LOVE ME,
283
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,920
BUT MEANWHILE I RAN INTO
YOU AND I GOT CONFUSED,
284
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:40,358
SO I CAME DOWN HERE TO SEE
IF THERE'S ANYTHING WITH YOU,
285
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,926
AND THEN WE KISSED
286
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,863
AND THEN I REALIZED
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING,
287
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,432
AND I REALIZED MOST OF ALL
THAT I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND.
288
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,168
I LOVE HER.
289
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,871
GOD, THANK YOU.
290
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,840
OH, SEE? NOTHING.
291
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,332
SO THIS IS WHERE SHE LIVES.
292
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,068
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW THIS HOUSE.
293
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,471
THIS IS WHERE WE DO
THE TRAINING EXERCISES.
294
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,485
WHAT? WELL, WHAT'S
HE DOING HERE?
295
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,942
I DON'T KNOW.
296
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,012
IT'S JUST AN EMPTY HOUSE
FILLED WITH MATTRESSES.
297
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,081
PETE, WHAT IF HE REALLY
IS CHEATING ON ME?
298
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,917
SHARON, HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
299
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,285
HE LOVES YOU.
300
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,156
THAT'S HIM.
301
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,639
OH, MY GOD! HE'S WITH SOMEONE!
302
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,943
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
303
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,867
OH, WAIT. I'LL GO
GET THE CAMERA.
304
00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,538
I'M HERE. I DON'T NEED PICTURES.
305
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,880
JOHNNY! SHARON!
306
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,850
ALL RIGHT, WHO IS SHE?
307
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,763
WHO'S WHO? WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
308
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,855
OH, MY GOD! SHE'S A HIM!
309
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:22,327
IT'S A TRAINING DUMMY
FROM THE FIRE STATION.
310
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,862
OH, GOOD LORD, THAT'S SICK.
311
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,869
JOHNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
312
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,972
I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO SAY.
313
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,040
WELL, I'LL SAY IT.
314
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:39,710
YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH A STUFFED MAN!
315
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,346
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
316
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,414
MY BACK HAS BEEN KILLING ME.
317
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,916
I DROVE OUT HERE, I
GRABBED ONE OF THE DUMMIES.
318
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,019
I'M TAKING THE WEIGHTS OUT,
319
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,955
THAT WAY IT'LL BE LIGHTER
FOR TOMORROW'S TEST.
320
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,424
WHAT? SO YOU'VE BEEN OUT HERE
321
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,737
RIGGING THE TESTS EVERY NIGHT?
322
00:14:55,761 --> 00:15:00,631
EXCEPT WEDNESDAY.
THAT'S MY STEP CLASS.
323
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,979
SO YOU'RE NOT CHEATING ON ME?
324
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,236
NO. HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?
325
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,505
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK?
326
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,952
YOU'RE SNEAKING AROUND
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
327
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,609
YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX,
328
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,389
AND YOU SPENT MONEY ON FLOWERS.
329
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,912
YOU SPENT MONEY, JOHNNY.
330
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,521
WHAT?
331
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,556
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
YOU THOUGHT I WAS
332
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,626
GETTING A LITTLE
SOMETHING ON THE SIDE.
333
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,701
YOU KNOW WHAT? I
DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY.
334
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,165
WHY? BABY, I'M NOT
CHEATING ON YOU.
335
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,200
NO, YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME...
336
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,750
ME AND THE ENTIRE
FIRE DEPARTMENT,
337
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,053
AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, JOHNNY,
338
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,288
SHE IS A WOMAN WHO
DOES NOT FORGIVE.
339
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,090
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ON ME.
340
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,392
I HAVE NO CHOICE.
341
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,649
WE DO THESE TESTS FOR A REASON.
342
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,884
I MEAN, JOHN, DO WE WANT FIREMEN
343
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,087
WHO CAN ONLY SAVE THE SKINNY?
344
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,799
PETE, YOU KNOW I'M A STRONG GUY.
345
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,357
MY BACK WILL HEAL
346
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,259
AND I WILL BE A GREAT FIREMAN.
347
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,827
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.
348
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:07,298
WHAT KIND OF MAN CHEATS
HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE, HUH,
349
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,668
BENDING THE RULES TO
SERVE HIS OWN SELFISH NEEDS?
350
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,072
I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS
TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
351
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,408
OH, YOU MAKE ME SICK.
352
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,089
HEY, BERG, WHY THE LONG FACE?
353
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,992
OH, YEAH, IT'S YOUR
ODDLY SHAPED HEAD.
354
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,466
I WENT OUT WITH THAT GIRL,
355
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,535
AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT A WAY TO TELL IRENE.
356
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,006
HOW ABOUT IN A NICE NOTE
ON THE LID OF YOUR COFFIN?
357
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,609
I JUST FEEL LIKE I
REALLY NEED TO TELL HER.
358
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,544
NO. WHY, IS THE GIRL PREGNANT?
359
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,113
IS THERE VIDEOTAPE? NO.
360
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,193
IS IT COMING OUT
IN THE TABLOIDS?
361
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,027
DID SHE TURN OUT TO BE A MAN?
362
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,951
WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?
363
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,864
NO. OKAY, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.
364
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,833
I FEEL SO GREAT
BECAUSE NOW I REALIZE
365
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,569
HOW I FEEL ABOUT IRENE, OKAY?
366
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,891
BUT I ALSO FEEL SO GUILTY
367
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,805
BECAUSE I BETRAYED
HER TO FIND OUT.
368
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,029
GOOD, YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY,
369
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,932
BUT LET IT TORTURE
YOU, NOT IRENE.
370
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,412
WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO YOU?
371
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,369
WELL, IT MAY SOUND CRAZY,
372
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:23,174
BUT I'VE GROWN FOND
OF THAT LITTLE FREAK...
373
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,409
AND I DON'T WANT
TO SEE HER HURT.
374
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,312
BESIDES, I DIDN'T TELL
YOU THAT I KISSED JUSTIN
375
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,681
WHEN YOU AND I
WERE GOING OUT, DID I?
376
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,984
YOU WHAT?
377
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,886
SEE, I SHOULD HAVE
KEPT IT TO MYSELF.
378
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,355
NOW I'VE HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
379
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,023
FINE, BUT I'LL GET OVER IT.
380
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,969
I ALSO DIDN'T TELL
YOU THAT JUSTIN AND I
381
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,971
PHOTOCOPIED OUR BUTTS
DURING THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
382
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,363
THAT POOR, HELPLESS MACHINE.
383
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,534
OH, OH...
384
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,570
WELL, YOU'RE IN QUITE
THE RUSH TO SEE ME.
385
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:56,240
I AM. LISTEN, I WANT TO
APOLOGIZE FOR YESTERDAY.
386
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,586
NO, IT WAS MY FAULT.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
387
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,954
HARPED AT YOU ABOUT
THE SHAVING THING.
388
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:02,246
NO, NO. I MEAN,
THAT WAS MY FAULT.
389
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,226
LOOK, LET'S NOT
POINT FINGERS, OKAY?
390
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,128
LET'S JUST PUT IT ALL BEHIND US.
391
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,230
I DON'T WANT TO BE
ONE OF THOSE COUPLES
392
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,921
THAT GETS BOGGED
DOWN IN SILLY FIGHTS.
393
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,435
LET'S NOT BE JOHNNY
AND SHARON, PLEASE.
394
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:19,363
ALL RIGHT. ALL'S FORGIVEN?
395
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,899
THESE ARE... THESE ARE FOR YOU.
396
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,367
OH, I LOVE THE FLOWERS.
397
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,868
I LOVE YOU.
398
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,604
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
399
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,484
SEE, I SAID IT RIGHT
AWAY THIS TIME.
400
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,473
COME HERE.
401
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,553
OH, GOSH.
402
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,377
LISTEN, UM... OOH, WHAT'S THIS?
403
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,545
THAT? OH.
404
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,847
THAT'S JUST A STUPID COMIC.
405
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,782
I CAN SEE WHY YOU BOUGHT IT.
406
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,351
THIS GEEK LOOKS LIKE YOU.
407
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,354
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
408
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:49,893
UM, I WENT TO THE SIGNING
OF THIS COMIC BOOK...
409
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,696
TO MEET ANOTHER WOMAN.
410
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,933
OH.
411
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,102
THAT'S OKAY.
412
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,537
GOOD.
413
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,572
I'M CALM.
414
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:01,650
ALL RIGHT.
415
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:05,343
SO... WHO IS THIS WOMAN?
416
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,245
WHAT'S HER ADDRESS?
417
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,313
NO.
418
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,984
IRENE, DON'T OVERREACT, OKAY?
419
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,553
WE JUST HAD COFFEE.
420
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,656
AND COFFEE LEADS TO
SEX. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
421
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,425
GOD, WHY DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A STARBUCKS
422
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,261
ON EVERY CORNER IN AMERICA?
423
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,933
COME ON, DON'T BE
RIDICULOUS, ALL RIGHT?
424
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,913
WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX,
OKAY? WE JUST KISSED.
425
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,506
EXCUSE ME?
426
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:39,477
I AM SO SORRY. I WAS CONFUSED.
427
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,279
WELL, SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT.
428
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,847
YOU CAN'T GIVE IN
TO EVERY TEMPTATION
429
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,116
THAT COMES ALONG,
MICHAEL BERGEN.
430
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,752
YOU KNOW, I WAS WATCHING
431
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,887
BENICIO DEL TORO
THE OTHER NIGHT,
432
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,356
AND, YOU KNOW, I BEGAN TO STIR.
433
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,432
I TURNED THE CHANNEL
OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU.
434
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:05,369
NOW I'M AFRAID
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
435
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,841
STOP.
436
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:17,848
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW...
437
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,184
YOU BROKE MY HEART.
438
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,892
THERE YOU GO. ENJOY.
439
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:42,806
HI. I'M YOUR NUMBER-ONE FAN.
440
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,343
THAT'S SWEET.
441
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,280
WHO I SHOULD MAKE THIS OUT TO?
442
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:53,150
UH-HUH, YEAH, MAKE IT
OUT TO A WOMAN SCORNED.
443
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,785
YEAH, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
444
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,120
I JUST HAD MY HEART
BROKEN MYSELF.
445
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,589
OH, THAT'S SO SAD.
446
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,091
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT IT.
447
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,626
WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?
448
00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:09,626
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