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COPLEY PLAZA? YEAH.
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HEY, YOU'RE ON TV, RIGHT?
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YEAH. I'M URKEL.
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NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE
FROM THAT MTV SHOW
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WHERE PEOPLE CALL IN WITH
THEIR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.
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LOVELINE.
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AND I'M YOUR HOST ADAM CAROLLA.
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I'M... I'M PETE.
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YOU KNOW, I WOULD NEVER CALL
INTO ONE OF THOSE SHOWS WITH...
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ONE OF MY PROBLEMS ASKING
SOME STRANGER FOR ADVICE.
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THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR ME, PETE.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT SO...
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IT'S NOT SO MUCH OF A
PROBLEM I HAVE, YOU KNOW?
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IT'S JUST... I'M GOING
THROUGH SOME... LIFE CHANGES.
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BIG, SWEEPING LIFE CHANGES.
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I'D HELP, BUT I'M
BUSY NOT CARING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU SUCKED ME IN.
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WHAT KIND OF LIFE CHANGES?
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WELL, YOU SEE,
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I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE AN ARCHITECT,
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BUT... I MEAN, AT LEAST I
THOUGHT I DID, AND, YOU KNOW, I...
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DOES THIS, BY ANY CHANCE,
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HAVE TO DO WITH A THREESOME?
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NO.
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OH. WELL...
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NOT EXACTLY MY
AREA OF EXPERTISE,
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BUT... GO AHEAD.
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HERE YOU GO, JOHNNY.
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QUADRUPLE ANCHOVIES,
HOLD THE PIZZA.
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THAT'S GOOD.
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NOW, SHARON...
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[HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE] ARE YOU SURE
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YOU DON'T WANT TO
COME FISHING WITH ME?
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NO.
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GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO FINALLY MEET SHAWN.
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NO. YOU TWO NEED YOUR
BONDING TIME. HAVE FUN.
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OK. BUT... I WILL SEE
YOU TONIGHT, THOUGH.
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RIGHT AFTER YOU SHOWER.
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WHOO!
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SO THAT FREES ME
UP FOR YOU GUYS.
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I CAN'T. I'M DRIVING ADAM
CAROLLA EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
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WORKING THE LATE
SHIFT AT THE HOSPITAL.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
I PICKED YOU TWO
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OVER A BUCKET OF DEAD FISH
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AND IT WAS THE WRONG CHOICE.
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UH-OH.
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WHAT?
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HI, BERG.
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ASHLEY.
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HI, ASHLEY. CAN I HELP YOU?
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ACTUALLY, I JUST
WANT TO TALK TO BERG.
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HE'S NOT HERE.
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[WHISPERING] Pete...
I'm right behind you.
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LOOK, I REALLY APPRECIATE
THAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME MY SPACE
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SINCE JUSTIN AND I HAVE
GOTTEN BACK TOGETHER,
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BUT I THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT WE
GO TO THE SAME MEDICAL SCHOOL
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AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS.
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WELL, I JUST...
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YOU KNOW WHAT? WOULD YOU
EXCUSE US FOR JUST ONE SECOND?
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I GOTTA TALK TO BERG.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
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SO I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU IN A WHILE.
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YEAH.
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DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR?
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OH, NO. SAME HAIR.
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DID YOU CHANGE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
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NO. SAME BOYFRIEND.
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WELL, I LIKE THE HAIR.
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS, BERG.
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YOU CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH
SOMEONEYOU'RE IN LOVE WITH.
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I KNOW THAT.
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IT'S JUST... IT'S
GONNA TORTURE YOU.
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I KNOW THAT.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO HANDLE THIS, ALL RIGHT?
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YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.
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YOU DON'T TALK TO
HER, YOU DON'T SEE HER,
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YOU DON'T MAKE HER A PART OF
YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
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PETE!
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I KNOW THAT.
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JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS, OK?
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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ASHLEY, IS THERE
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED?
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DO YOU WANT TO
JOIN MY STUDY GROUP?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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GREAT.
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BYE, BERG.
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YOU BLEW IT.
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I KNOW THAT.
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[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
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Pete: ADAM!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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[TURNS UP VOLUME]
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WELL, HERE. LET ME
TURN OFF THE MUSIC!
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[TURNS OFF MUSIC]
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I REALLY ENJOYED OUR
TALK THE OTHER DAY.
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YEAH. I WAS JUST
TELLING MY MOM ABOUT IT.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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SEE, I HAVE THIS PROBLEM...
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HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
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BOTTLING IT UP DEEP INSIDE?
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, I... I
HAVE THIS ROOMMATE,
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AND HE'S IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL,
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BUT SHE JUST
WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.
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SOUNDS LIKE IAN,
29, FROM PORTLAND.
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WELL, DID THAT TURN OUT OK?
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OH, YEAH. TURNED OUT GREAT.
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HE WAS SEEING THIS GIRL,
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PRETENDING TO HAVE
A REAL GOOD TIME.
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BUT THEN HE'D COME HOME
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AND TAKE OUT ALL HIS
FRUSTRATIONS ON HIS ROOMMATE.
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THEY ACTUALLY GOT INTO A
FISTFIGHT RIGHT IN OUR STUDIO.
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BROKE THE OTHER GUY'S JAW.
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HOW IS THAT GREAT?
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IT WAS OUR HIGHEST-RATED SHOW.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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FIRST THING YOU NEED TO
DO IS STOP FOR THE RED LIGHT.
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RIGHT, RIGHT. NOW, IS THAT
SOME SORT OF METAPHOR?
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NO!
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[BRAKES SCREECHING]
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[HORNS HONKING]
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YOU OK BACK THERE?
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YEAH, I'M FINE, MA.
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I SWEAR, I'M JUST
WASHING MY HANDS.
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HEY, BERG. HOW WAS THE
STUDY GROUP WITH ASHLEY?
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IT WAS A STUDY GROUP.
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ARE THOSE MY SHOES?
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NO. THESE ARE MINE.
I JUST BOUGHT THESE.
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THOSE ARE MY SHOES!
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DAMN IT, PETE!
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED
YOU NOT TO WEAR MY STUFF?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? ADAM
CAROLLA IS A GENIUS.
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HE PREDICTED THAT
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
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YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR
FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON ME.
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YOU HAVE TO ADMIT WHAT AN
UNHEALTHY SITUATION YOU'RE IN, ALL RIGHT?
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AND I HAVE AN EXERCISE
THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU DO IT.
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DOES THE EXERCISE INVOLVE
ME BEATING YOU WITH THIS?
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[GASP]
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YOU ARE SO IAN FROM PORTLAND.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE
THAT THIS PUCK REPRESENTS
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ALL OF THE REPRESSED ANGER
THAT YOU FEEL TOWARDS ASHLEY.
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I DON'T FEEL ANY
ANGER TOWARDS ASHLEY.
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OH, YEAH?
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THIS PUCK IS HOW ASHLEY
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LET YOU CHASE HER
AROUND FOR 2 MONTHS
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BEFORE SHE TOLD YOU
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.
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OH-OH-OH! NEVER CAME UP.
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BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU.
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WELL, I GUESS SHE COULD'VE
MENTIONED IT BEFORE I, YOU KNOW...
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FELL FOR HER.
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THEN SHE GIVES
YOU AN AMAZING KISS,
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AND THEN SHE RUNS
TO HER BOYFRIEND.
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YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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THEN YOU CHASE HER TO
ENGLAND, BUT SHE'S NOT THERE!
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THAT WAS EXPENSIVE.
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AND THEN, HER BOYFRIEND
MOVES TO BOSTON!
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BUCKLE UP, JUSTIN.
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AND THIS ONE IS FOR HER
ASKING ME TO BE FRIENDS
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WHILE SHE GOES HOME AND
SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER GUY.
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WHAT'S THAT ONE FOR?
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OH, I DON'T CARE.
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THIS IS GREAT, PETE.
KEEP FEEDIN' ME.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW...
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GOOD IDEA. I HATE THIS PHONE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NO, NO, NO.
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LOOK, YOU'RE FINALLY IN
TOUCH WITH YOUR ANGER.
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NOW CALL ASHLEY AND
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.
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YES. YES!
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I'M GOING TO TELL HER...
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EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.
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ADAM CAROLLA IS A GENIUS.
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MACHINE.
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A FUNNY OUTGOING?
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EH.
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LOOK, ASHLEY,
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UM... I CAN'T DENY THAT I
HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU,
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BUT WHAT WE HAVE IS
COMPLETELY, TOTALLY UNHEALTHY,
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SO... SO I'M NOT GONNA BEIN
YOUR STUDY GROUP ANYMORE,
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AND I DON'T THINK THAT
WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.
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SO JUST PLEASE STAY
AWAY FROM ME, OK?
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THIS IS BERG.
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ALL RIGHT! DO YOU FEEL BETTER?
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I DO.
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ARE YOU CALMED DOWN? YEAH.
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GOOD. BECAUSE
THESE ARE YOUR SHOES.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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HEY.
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HEY! HOW'D YOU
LIKE SNOWBOARDING?
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IT WAS GREAT, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE NEED THESE BOARDS.
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I SEEMED TO SLIDE
PRETTY FAST ON MY FACE.
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OH. HEY, JOH N-JOHN,
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YOU FORGOT YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE.
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YOU MUST BE SHARON.
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YES. I AM.
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AND WHO MIGHT THIS BE?
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JOHN-JOHN?
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THIS IS SHAWN.
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OH!
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THIS IS YOUR BUDDY... SHAWN.
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WOW!
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YOU GUYS FINALLY GET TO MEET.
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YEAH. YES.
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I'M SO HAPPY!
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SO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?
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OH, I CAN'T. I GOTTA
GET BACK TO WORK.
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ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, SHARON.
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BYE, SHAWN-SHAWN.
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SO THAT'S SHAWN.
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YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I THINK I PICTURED HER TO
BE TALLER, BROADER, MORE...
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PENISY.
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YOU THOUGHT SHAWN WAS A GUY?
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HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA...
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THIS... THIS IS FUNNY, RIGHT?
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AND THIS IS THE SHAWN
WHO GAVE YOU THE CHAIN
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WITH THE LITTLE MEDALLION
THAT YOU NEVER TAKE OFF?
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YOU THINK I'D WEAR
JEWELRY FROM A GUY?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME SHE WAS A GIRL?
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I-I'M PRETTY SURE I DID.
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LET'S SEE. "I'M GOING FISHING
WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND SHAWN."
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NO, I DON'T THINK YOU SAID THAT.
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TH-THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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YOU'RE FRIENDS
WITH PETE AND BERG.
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THEY'RE TWO GOOD-LOOKING
GUYS. IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
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WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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IT'S PETE AND BERG! HOW?
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AND THIS IS SHAWN. I MEAN,
WE GREW UP TOGETHER.
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WE PLAYED CATCH, WE RODE BIKES.
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YOU SHOULD THANK HER. SHE'S THE
ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO KISS.
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OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
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THERE'S A GOOD ARGUMENT.
241
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,102
YOU GIVE ME YOUR MILK
MONEY, BILLY STALIN.
242
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:07,872
YEAH.
243
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:08,940
ADAM'S RIGHT.
244
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,875
THIS DOES MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
245
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,755
I KNOW. IT WORKED FOR ME.
246
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,680
I NEVER REALIZED HOW
ASHLEY CLOUDED MY REASONING.
247
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,615
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
248
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,051
NOT TALL ENOUGH
TO RIDE THE RIDE, HUH,
249
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,386
YOU CARNY FREAK!
250
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,422
ASHLEY.
251
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,923
BERG!
252
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,992
ASHLEY!
253
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,565
OK, YOUR TURN.
254
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:41,505
I RUSHED OVER AS SOON
AS I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
255
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,074
NO! NO, ASHLEY, NO.
256
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,943
I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS AGAIN.
257
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,779
YOU'RE STILL HOLDING ME.
258
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,315
NO, I'M NOT.
259
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:53,351
BERG.
260
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,352
GOD, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
261
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,888
THESE PAST 2 WEEKS.
262
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,455
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.
263
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,524
I'VE BEEN TOSSING
AND TURNING AT NIGHT.
264
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,459
YOU HAVE?
265
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,696
THAT MUST BE REALLY
HARD ON JUSTIN.
266
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:06,831
BUTT OUT.
267
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,399
[MOUTHING WORDS]
268
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,635
PETE HAS A POINT.
269
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,204
I KNOW HE DOES.
270
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,140
I JUST... BERG, I DON'T
WANT TO LOSE YOU.
271
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,176
COME HERE.
272
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,778
LET'S SIT DOWN HERE
FOR A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?
273
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,613
OH, BERG. I...
274
00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,615
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IS AWFUL.
275
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,617
I HATE WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU.
276
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,119
I HATE WHAT I'M DOING TO JUSTIN.
277
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,487
I HATE MYSELF,
BUT... I CAN'T HELP IT.
278
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,356
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
279
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,568
IT'S OK. DON'T... DON'T CRY.
280
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,927
I JUST... I JUST WISH WE
HAD A LITTLE MORE TIME
281
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,696
TO WORK THIS OUT.
282
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:42,366
ASHLEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH TIME I CAN GIVE YOU.
283
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,442
6 WEEKS.
284
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,610
REALLY?
285
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,779
EASILY.
286
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,448
I MUST LOOK AWFUL.
287
00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,751
I'M... I'M GONNA JUST GO
SPLASH SOME WATER IN MY FACE.
288
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:03,346
THE HOT IS COLD,
THE COLD IS HOT.
289
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,524
THANK YOU!
290
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,260
THANK YOU! IF YOU
HADN'T GOTTEN ME
291
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,140
ALL RILED UP ON THE PHONE LIKE
THAT, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
292
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,241
SHE'S STILL WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
293
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,731
THAT'S NOT HER FAULT.
294
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,233
IT'S A BAD SITUATION.
295
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,434
I MEAN, THE GUY JUST
DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO LET GO.
296
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,480
BERG.
297
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:19,737
PETE.
298
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:23,374
I HAVE A SHOT AT THE
GIRL OF MY DREAMS HERE...
299
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,309
AND I'M GONNA TAKE IT.
300
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,310
COME ON.
301
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,811
BE HAPPY FOR ME.
302
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:28,812
HUH?
303
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:29,859
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
304
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,382
OK.
305
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,383
OK.
306
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,118
YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK.
307
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,764
YOU TWO HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT, OK?
308
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,989
SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I GOT
MY LIMO PARKED OUT FRONT.
309
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,556
HOW ABOUT I TAKE
YOU GUYS FOR A RIDE?
310
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,958
MUSIC, CHAMPAGNE.
311
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,761
GET AWAY FROM
REALITY FOR ONE NIGHT.
312
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,396
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
313
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,065
WHY NOT WHY NOT?
314
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,968
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
MAKE A NICE COUPLE.
315
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,338
NICE COUPLE OF GUESTS
ON JERRY SPRINGER.
316
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,879
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW EVERYONE
STARES AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN A LIMO,
317
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,347
WONDERING WHO'S INSIDE?
318
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,982
YEAH, I KNOW.
319
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,578
I JUST FLIPPED
SOME GUY THE BIRD.
320
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,789
BERG, THOSE
WINDOWS AREN'T TINTED.
321
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,060
SORRY.
322
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,608
LISTEN, I JUST GOTTA
PICK UP ONE MORE THING
323
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,310
TO MAKE THIS A COMPLETE EVENING.
324
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,454
ALL RIGHT? SO WAIT HERE.
325
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,038
I'M GLAD I CAME OVER.
326
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,572
ME, TOO.
327
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,981
GOD, I LOVE KISSING YOU.
328
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,151
[DOOR OPENS]
329
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,120
ALL RIGHT! IF I'D KNOWN
THERE WAS GONNA BE A SHOW,
330
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,156
I'D HAVE SWUNG BY THE ATM.
331
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,293
WHAT'S GOIN' ON, PETE?
332
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,627
YEAH, PETE.
333
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,574
ALL RIGHT. THIS IS ADAM
CAROLLA, ALL RIGHT?
334
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,143
AND YOU GUYS AREN'T LEAVING
335
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,911
UNTIL YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES.
336
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,401
I'M GONNA GRAB A CAB.
337
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,902
WE'LL WALK.
338
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,871
UNLOCK THE DOOR, PETER.
339
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:01,939
NO.
340
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,040
NO, LOOK,
341
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,586
I THINK YOU NEED
HELP, ALL RIGHT?
342
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,522
AND... AND IF ADAM HERE SAYS
THAT YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER,
343
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,391
THEN YOU HAVE MY
BLESSING AND YOU CAN GO.
344
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,383
YOU TWO SHOULD
ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.
345
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,985
GODSPEED.
346
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,553
HONEY?
347
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,223
LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU SOME COCOA.
348
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,225
IS THAT THE COCOA
FROM YOUR THERMOS
349
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,027
THAT YOU SHARED WITH SHAWN?
350
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,558
I'LL JUST PUT THESE OVER HERE.
351
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,803
HONEY, I'M SORRY.
352
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,372
YOU KNOW WHAT?
353
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,884
I HONESTLY, HONESTLY THOUGHT
354
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,652
THAT YOU KNEW SHAWN WAS A GIRL.
355
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,876
I'M SORRY.
356
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,578
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
357
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,680
OH... IT'S OK.
358
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,350
I GUESS THERE'S
THE... POSSIBILITY
359
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,419
THAT I MIGHT HAVE OVERREACTED.
360
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,954
OH... I'M SORRY.
361
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,490
MMM.
362
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,260
OOH.
363
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:59,596
I SHOULD NEGLECT TO TELL
YOU THINGS MORE OFTEN.
364
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,598
OH... BABY?
365
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,677
MM-HMM?
366
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,035
WOULDN'T YOU BE MORE COMFORTABLE
367
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,203
IF YOU TOOK THE MEDALLION OFF?
368
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,706
IT'S KIND OF COLD
AGAINST MY SKIN.
369
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,553
I'LL JUST THROW IT AROUND BACK.
370
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,144
OR JUST TAKE IT OFF.
371
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,450
I TOLD YOU, SHAWN
IS JUST AN OLD FRIEND.
372
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,829
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
373
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,331
THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH SHAWN.
374
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,021
WHY IS THIS ALWAYS ABOUT SHAWN?
375
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,257
I HATE THAT STUPID, UGLY,
OBNOXIOUS MEDALLION.
376
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,761
IT'S A SMILEY FACE.
377
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,498
ALL RIGHT, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
378
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,567
YOU BROKE UP WITH HER
379
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,070
EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY GONE OUT WITH HER.
380
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,149
YES.
381
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,140
BECAUSE SHE JUST
WANTED TO BE FRIENDS.
382
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,120
YEAH, UNTIL SHE
THREW HERSELF AT ME
383
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,488
AND THEN CHANGED HER MIND.
384
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,480
OH, I DID NOT THROW
MYSELF AT YOU.
385
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,193
NO, NO, NO. YOU JUST...
386
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,418
FELL FACE FORWARDS ONTO MY LIPS.
387
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,454
YOU BEGGED ME FOR THAT KISS.
388
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,890
YOU WANTED ME TO
BEG YOU FOR THAT KISS.
389
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,792
OH, WELL, THAT IS NOT THE POINT.
390
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:05,296
THE... THE... THE POINT IS...
IS... IT WAS A GREAT KISS.
391
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,697
THAT YOU GAVE ME FIRST.
392
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,099
OH, YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
393
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,414
OH, I AM, HUH?
394
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,339
YEAH, YOU WANTED THAT KISS.
395
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,873
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
396
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,109
HELLO.
397
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,657
YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
398
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:23,947
ALL RIGHT.
399
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,749
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
400
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,430
ADAM, DO YOU MIND IF
WE MAKE A LITTLE DETOUR?
401
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,886
OH, NO, IT'S FINE WITH ME,
402
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,756
BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK
FOR THE OTHER HOSTAGES.
403
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,128
I AM NOT GOING TO
COUPLES THERAPY.
404
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,296
YOU DON'T HAVE TO. JUST
TAKE OFF THE MEDALLION.
405
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,398
NO!
406
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,334
THEN WE'RE GETTIN' IN THE LIMO.
407
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,817
WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TELL PETE
408
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,685
THAT ASHLEY AND I
BELONG TOGETHER?
409
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,588
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING
410
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,879
UNTIL YOU TELL JOHNNY TO
TAKE OFF THAT STUPID CHAIN.
411
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,948
IT'S A SMILEY FACE.
412
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,128
THE THING IS...
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
413
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,317
WE WERE HERE FIRST.
414
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,486
NO, NO, NO, NO.
TELL JOHNNY TO...
415
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,357
NO, TELL PETE...
[EVERYONE TALKING AT ONCE]
416
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,924
WAIT A MINUTE!
417
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,927
WILL YOU ALL PLEASE
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES?
418
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,863
WE'RE GONNA START WITH YOU.
419
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,498
LOSE THE NECKLACE, CHACHI.
420
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,744
WHAT?!
421
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,968
SEE? SEE? I WAS RIGHT.
422
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,814
NO, YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE
BEING JEALOUS AND PETTY.
423
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:20,804
WHAT?
424
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,916
SEE?
425
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:25,108
YOU WERE BEING STUPID.
426
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,721
LISTEN, SHE DON'T WANT YOU
HANGING AROUND WITH THAT BABE
427
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,957
YOU GREW UP WITH, BUT SHE
CAN'T COME OUT AND SAY IT.
428
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,581
SO WHAT DOES SHE DO?
429
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,027
SHE FOCUSES ON THE NECKLACE.
430
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,495
GIVE HER A LITTLE VICTORY.
431
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,219
LOSE THE MEDALLION.
432
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,732
BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE
GETTIN' OFF CHEAP.
433
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,734
MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, ADAM.
434
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,359
AND AS FAR AS YOU TWO GO,
435
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,496
MY ADVICE IS, HEAD TO THE
AIRPORT, GET IN SEPARATE PLANES,
436
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,464
FLY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
437
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,578
WHAT?!
438
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,535
NO. WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER.
439
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,537
NO. YOU'RE NOT.
440
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,972
SIEGFRIED AND ROY
ARE GREAT TOGETHER.
441
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,541
YOU GUYS CRAVE FRICTION.
442
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,110
IF YOU EVER HAD 2 MINUTES
OF SANITY BETWEEN YOU,
443
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,923
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH YOURSELVES.
444
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,314
SO, TO SUM IT UP,
445
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:06,650
YOU TWO ARE SCREWIN'
UP SOMETHING SPECIAL.
446
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,820
AND YOU TWO... ARE
JUST SCREWED UP.
447
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,959
HE WAS RIGHT.
448
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:16,994
I'M SORRY.
449
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,161
I WAS BEING SILLY.
450
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,663
SO WAS I.
451
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,710
NO, GOD, YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS
WITH SHAWN SINCE YOU WERE KIDS.
452
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,567
I SHOULD WANT TO
BE FRIENDS WITH HER.
453
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,869
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OK.
454
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,450
IT'S KIND OF NICE HAVING
SOMEONE BEING JEALOUS OVER YOU.
455
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,441
YOU KNOW...
456
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,810
I ALWAYS DID HAVE
A CRUSH ON CHACHI.
457
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,049
SO... YOU DON'T MIND
THE MEDALLION OH, NO.
458
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,417
IT'S COMIN' OFF.
459
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,402
YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE
WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT
460
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,226
BETWEEN THEIR
RELATIONSHIP AND OURS.
461
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,728
THEY FIGHT AND THEY MAKE UP.
462
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,463
WE FIGHT AND WE MAKE UP.
463
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,058
THEN YOU GO HOME
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
464
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,603
SO NOW WHAT?
465
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,117
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU
COULD BE JUST FRIENDS
466
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,352
WITH SOMEBODY
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH?
467
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,242
NO.
468
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,577
ME NEITHER.
469
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,374
I... I THINK WE SHOULD STOP
SEEING EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE.
470
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,287
WELL, I... I THINK I NEED
TO STOP SEEING YOU.
471
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,221
BERG, DON'T LISTEN TO ADAM.
472
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,723
NO, I'M NOT, I'M NOT.
473
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,559
I'M... I'M LISTENING TO ME.
474
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,960
I HATE THIS.
475
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,644
YOU KNOW, I... I, UH...
476
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,268
I ONLY WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY,
477
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,515
AND... AND IF
IT'S WITH JUSTIN...
478
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,472
SO BE IT.
479
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,808
BOY, YOU DIDN'T
PULL THAT OFF AT ALL.
480
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,710
WELL, I TRIED.
481
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,382
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
482
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,383
YEAH.
483
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,751
I ALREADY DO.
484
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,656
BYE, BERG.
485
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,625
SEE YOU.
486
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,003
STUPID PUCK.
487
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,074
LEFT. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.
488
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:14,745
LEFT, LEFT, LEFT...
[THUD] [CAR ALARM]
489
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,185
ADAM, I GOTTA TELL YOU,
490
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,965
YOU'RE LIKE AN
INSPIRATION TO ME.
491
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,323
SUPER.
492
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,560
I MEAN, THE FACT THAT
JUST A FEW YEARS AGO
493
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,773
YOU WERE JUST...
JUST A CARPENTER,
494
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,709
AND NOW YOU'RE...
YOU'RE A BIG SHOT.
495
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,677
YOU KNOW... IT MAKES
ME FEEL LIKE IT'S OK
496
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,133
NOT TO HAVE A CAREER,
497
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,936
TO BE FREE, GO OUT
AND EXPLORE THE WORLD.
498
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,872
I'M REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT,
499
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,341
BECAUSE I JUST GOT OFF
THE PHONE WITH YOUR BOSS,
500
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,409
AND YOU'RE FIRED.
501
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,492
WHAT...
502
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,080
I'M OK WITH THAT.
503
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,815
I'M OK WITH THAT.
504
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,585
[SLAMS BRAKES ON]
505
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,020
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
506
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:59,222
[HORNS HONKING]
507
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,125
OK, I'VE GOT A LITTLE
RESIDUAL ANGER.
508
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:11,468
OK... HOW ABOUT
YOUR FRIEND... STEVIE?
509
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,770
GUY.
510
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,970
WHAT ABOUT SAM?
511
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,472
GUY.
512
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,607
BUTCH?
513
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:17,808
GUY.
514
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:20,878
CHARLIE.
515
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,913
COCKER SPANIEL.
516
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,081
MALE OR FEMALE?
517
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,884
FEMALE.
518
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,184
FIXED.
519
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,489
APPROVED.
520
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,596
YOU'RE FINALLY IN
TOUCH WITH YOUR ANGER,
521
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,966
AND IF I COULD PUT THIS
TOGETHER NOW I'D BE AWESOME.
522
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,537
YOU DROP AND GIVE ME
TWENTY COACH PEDERSON!
523
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:48,605
OH MY GOD.
524
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,579
I AM NOT GOING TO
COUPLES THERAPY.
525
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,281
OK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO! JUST...
526
00:22:01,281 --> 00:22:05,281
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