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BERG, HAVE YOU
SEEN MY RED TOWEL?
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WHAT?
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MY RED TOWEL. I GOT TO WASH IT.
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MRS. HIMMELFARB'S
CAT TOOK A LEAK ON IT.
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WHAT?
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NEVER MIND.
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PETE, I WANT TO MEET
YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND.
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GO AWAY.
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IT IS MY RIGHT TO MEET
THE WOMEN YOU DATE.
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AFTER ALL, I RAISED YOU.
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LEAVIN' YOU OUT, THAT
REALLY UPSETS YOU, DOESN'T IT?
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WELL, YEAH, IT DOES.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.
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PLEASE. I INTRODUCE
YOU TO THE GIRLS I DATE.
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I INTRODUCED YOU TO ASHLEY.
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WE DON'T DATE,
AND WE WON'T DATE.
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AW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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NOW YOU'VE UPSET MY GIRLFRIEND.
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AW, WHEN DID YOU
TWO START GOING OUT?
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I REMEMBER. NEVER.
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COME ON. DON'T LET
HER FOOL YA, HUH?
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WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'S HERE?
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SHE LOVES ME.
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OH, I SEE. AND ALL THESE PEOPLE,
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THEY'RE HERE BECAUSE
THEY LOVE YOU, TOO?
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ON SOME LEVEL.
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HEY, SHARON.
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I HATE MY GYM.
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I FORGOT TO ASK YOU.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR GYM?
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IT'S NOTHING BUT A
DISGUSTING MEET MARKET.
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THEY LURE MEN INTO JOINING
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BY PUTTING ALL THE SILICONE
SALLIES BY THE WINDOW
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SO THEY CAN OGLE THEM.
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE
WINDOW AGAIN, HUH?
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NO. THIRD ROW.
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THAT IS WHAT SICKENS ME
ABOUT HEALTH CLUBS TODAY.
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FITNESS SHOULD BE
ABOUT GETTIN' INTO SHAPE,
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NOT FORCING WOMEN
TO BE IN SOME PEEP SHOW.
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THERE'S YOUR CHECK, POODLES.
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LIKE THEY DON'T WASH YOUR
FACEPRINT OFF THAT WINDOW
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ON A DAILY BASIS.
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'CAUSE I'M TRYIN' TO FIND YOU...
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ALL THE WAY IN THE THIRD ROW.
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HEY, IF YOU WANT TO
AVOID PEOPLE LIKE HIM,
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YOU SHOULD TRY MY
GYM. WOMEN ONLY.
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HERE IS THE ADDRESS.
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OH, THANKS, ASHLEY.
THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU.
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YEAH. MENTION MY NAME
SO I GET A FREE MONTH.
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EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY "PEOPLE LIKE HIM"?
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
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I SHOULDN'T STEREOTYPE.
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I WAS BEING UNFAIR TO
PERVERTS EVERYWHERE.
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APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
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SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.
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REALLY? NO.
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I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO
WORKS OUT AT THIS GYM,
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SO IT MUST BE GREAT.
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YES, SOMEBODY. SOMEBODY?
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OH, RIGHT. THE GIRL YOU
MET AT THE, UH... THE, UH...
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YEAH, THE GIRL AT THE, UH...
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COME ON, GUYS, STOP.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN TO
"THE, UH" IN YEARS.
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BERG, I THINK HE'S
JUST MAKIN' UP THIS GIRL
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SO WE DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
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SHARON, THAT IS SO SAD.
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SO SAD. MMM, SO SAD.
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YES, IT'S SAD. THIS FROM
THE WOMAN IN THE THIRD ROW
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AND THE MAN WITH THE
GIRLFRIEND THAT HATES HIM.
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COME ON, PETE. WE
WANT TO MEET HER.
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COME ON. I'LL TELL YOU A
SECRET OF SHARON'S. OW!
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GUYS, PLEASE. FOR
ONCE, I NEED MY OWN LIFE.
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HE CAN'T HAVE HIS OWN LIFE,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN WE
GOT NOTHIN' GOIN' ON.
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HI. RESERVATIONS FOR DUNVILLE.
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YES. 2 OF YOUR
PARTY'S ALREADY HERE.
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE?
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WAITIN' FOR YOU.
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YOUR APPOINTMENT BOOK SAID 7:30.
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WE'RE BUSY PEOPLE, YOU KNOW.
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SO, WHERE IS SHE?
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UH, SHE'S MEETING ME AFTER WORK.
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OH, RIGHT. SHE'S
WORKS AT THE, UH...
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AT THE, UH... THE,
UH... GO AWAY.
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LOOK, WHY CAN'T WE MEET HER?
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YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
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BECAUSE YOU'LL SCREW
IT UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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BERG, LOOK, EVERY TIME I INTRODUCE
YOU GUYS TO SOMEBODY I'M SEEING,
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YOU POINT OUT SOME FLAW OF
HERS, WHICH I THEN OBSESS ON,
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AND INEVITABLY, IT
RUINS THE RELATIONSHIP.
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WE DO NOT.
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DENISE? REMEMBER DENISE?
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DUMBO EARS.
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OH, YEAH. I THOUGHT
SHE WAS A NICE GIRL.
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SHE WAS A NICE GIRL.
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BUT BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, I
COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT HER EARS.
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SHE ORDERED PEANUTS AT A
RED SOX GAME, AND THAT WAS IT.
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WELL, DON'T BLAME US.
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IF YOU WANTED A
REAL RELATIONSHIP,
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YOU WOULD'VE WORKED
IT OUT WITH DUMBO EARS.
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OR SHE-MALE.
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DO YOU SEE? YOU GUYS
JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELVES.
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OK. WE PROMISE TO BE GOOD.
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YEAH.
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OH, IS THAT HER?
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OH, PETE, WAY TO GO.
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A LITTLE ANGELA LANSBURY ACTION.
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HEY, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S OLDER
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DOESN'T MAKE HER FLAWED.
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WHOA, LOOK AT THE
SIZE OF THOSE FEET.
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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GUYS NEED A HOBBY.
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WE HAVE ONE. YOU.
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YOU'RE... NONTOXIC,
FUN FOR ALL AGES,
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AND COME COMPLETELY ASSEMBLED.
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LOOK, I LIKE THIS GIRL,
OK? I CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL.
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WE TALK ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS.
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WE TAKE LONG, LONG
WALKS. WE PLAY SCRABBLE.
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NNN. THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE
NOT SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE.
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DING DING DING.
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OK, LOOK. MY ROMANTIC
LIFE IS NOT A GAME SHOW, OK?
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SO IF YOU GUYS START PICKING THIS
GIRL APART AND I BREAK UP WITH HER,
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I AM NEVER, EVER, EVER
GONNA FORGIVE YOU.
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FINE. JUST WISH YOU
WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING
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BEFORE WE DROVE
ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.
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BOBBY, HEY. BERG.
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THIS IS SHARON, AND,
SHARON, THIS IS BOBBY.
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I KNOW HIM FROM THE GYM.
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YOU DON'T BELONG TO A GYM.
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NO, NO. WE STAND OUTSIDE
THE WINDOW OF YOUR GYM.
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OH, YOU GO THERE? HOW
COME I NEVER SEEN YOU?
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THIRD ROW.
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OHH...
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I HATE MY GYM.
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PETE... THERE SHE IS.
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WHOA, SHE'S CUTE. WAY
TO GO, PETE. COME ON, BERG.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SHE... SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
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WHERE DO I KNOW HER FROM?
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OH, GOD... I THINK
I FOUND A FLAW.
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WHAT FLAW?
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ME. ME, OK? WE HAD A
THING A FEW YEARS AGO.
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WHAT KIND OF THING?
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MEET AT A PARTY,
THEN HAVE WILD SEX
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT ON A JUNGLEGYM.
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WOW. AND I FIND
CARPETS UNCOMFORTABLE.
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WHAT IS HER NAME? IT'S AN
"N" NAME. STARTS WITH AN "N."
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NO. NANCY?
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NADINE? NO.
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NANTUCKET?
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NO.
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COME ON, BERG. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER
HER, MAYBE SHE WON'T REMEMBER YOU.
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LOOK, IT WAS ONE
NIGHT A LONG TIME AGO.
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PETE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW.
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IT MIGHT BE KIND OF
HARD TO KEEP FROM HIM.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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HOW ABOUT MY NAME IS
TATTOOED ON HER ASS?
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PETE'S RIGHT. I DO RUIN
ALL OF HIS RELATIONSHIPS,
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AND THIS ONE I RUINED
3 YEARS IN ADVANCE.
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WHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD
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FOR SUCH A PROCRASTINATOR.
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THIS SUCKS.
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LOOK ON THE POSITIVE SIDE...
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WHEN PEOPLE ARE TELLING
SMALL WORLD STORIES,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST ONE.
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YOU... ARE NOT HELPING.
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NOT TRYING TO.
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THIS ISN'T FAIR, YOU KNOW?
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I MEAN, IT WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA.
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WE'RE STUMBLING
BY A TATTOO PARLOR,
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I NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM,
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REST ROOM SIGN SAYS
"CUSTOMERS ONLY,"
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SHE VOLUNTEERED.
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[WHISTLES]
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YOU KIDS REALLY HAD
SOMETHING SPECIAL GOING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M
PANICKING. I'M PANICKING.
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I MEAN, LET'S GIVE PETE
A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.
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MAYBE IT WON'T EVEN MATTER
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THAT I SLEPT WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND FIRST.
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HA HA HA HA HA.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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HE HAS A CONNIPTION WHEN YOU
READ THE NEWSPAPER BEFORE HE DOES.
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OH, GOOD GOD. WHAT
IF TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
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HE FINALLY SLEEPS WITH...
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DENA... NANOOK... CHUCK?
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WHAT THE HELL IS HER NAME?
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SEE? THIS IS WHY
TATTOOS COME IN HANDY.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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LOOK, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S HOW WE PLAY.
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WHEN ONE OF US IS
DOWN, YOU KICK 'EM!
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY, PETE. EVERYTHING OK?
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YEAH. GREAT.
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WHAT DID YOU GUYS END UP DOIN'?
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OH, WE WENT TO THE MOVIES.
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WHAT DID YOU SEE?
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WHAT DOES IT MATTER? SHE
TALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
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OH, I HATE THAT.
DON'T YOU HATE THAT?
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THAT MUST'VE DRIVEN YOU CRAZY.
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YEAH. OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE SHE DOES?
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SHE LAUGHS AT HER OWN JOKES.
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HOLY INCOMPATIBILITY, BATMAN.
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PETE, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU FOUND OUT NOW.
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OH, OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I NOTICED TONIGHT?
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SHE'S GOT A CHIPPED TOOTH.
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WHOA! WHAT IS SHE, FROM ENGLAND?
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YEAH, YEAH. BUT YOU
KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE.
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HUH?
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I MEAN, I MUST
REALLY LIKE NICOLE...
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NICOLE!
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YES, NICOLE. I KNOW
ALL OF HER FLAWS,
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AND SOMEHOW...
THEY DON'T BOTHER ME.
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OH, BERG, WILL YOU COVER
FOR ME TOMORROW NIGHT?
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SURE.
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NICOLE AND I ARE
SPENDING THE NIGHT
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AT A BED AND BREAKFAST
UP IN CONCORD.
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OH, TOMORROW. TOMORROW NIGHT.
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NO, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
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OH, YOU... THANKS, MAN.
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IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ME.
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AND JUST THE
WORST DAY TO BE YOU.
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SHARON, THE SECOND
HE SEES THAT TATTOO,
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HE IS NEVER LETTING
ME NEAR ANYONE
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HE CARES ABOUT AGAIN.
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I WANTED TO BE THE
BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING.
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I WANTED TO BE UNCLE
BERG TO HIS KIDS.
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HE'D SAY, "NO SODA,"
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AND I'D GIVE 'EM SODA.
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BUT NOW NO ONE GETS SODA.
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OOH, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
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00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,914
IT WAS ONE NIGHT 3 YEARS AGO.
231
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,215
MAYBE SHE'S HAD
THE TATTOO REMOVED.
232
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,486
YOU'RE RIGHT. MAYBE SHE DID.
233
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:25,823
BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS TOO
IMPORTANT TO RELY ON MAYBES.
234
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,391
I LOVE THAT GUY,
235
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,995
SO I GOTTA GET A GOOD
LOOK AT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S ASS.
236
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,202
WHOO! THIS PLACE IS AMAZING.
237
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,115
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET
DRESSED UP OR WEAR MAKEUP.
238
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,118
PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY
HERE TO WORK OUT.
239
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,042
LET'S NOT FORGET WHY YOU'RE
HERE. DID YOU SEE NICOLE?
240
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,590
SHE SIGNED IN, BUT SHE'S
NOT IN THE WORKOUT ROOM.
241
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,614
ALL RIGHT, HIT THE SHOWERS, KID.
242
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,655
BERG.
243
00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:01,659
ASH-ASHLEY. WHAT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
244
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,660
WELL, IT'S A WOMEN'S GYM,
245
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,829
SO OBVIOUSLY I WAS IN THE BACK
246
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,232
HAVING A PILLOW
FIGHT IN MY PANTIES.
247
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,535
WELL, I'M AT A WOMEN'S GYM
248
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,947
BECAUSE I'M WAITING FOR A WOMAN.
249
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,572
SHARON, MY FRIEND SHARON.
250
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,941
SHE'S ALSO A WOMAN.
251
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,878
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. I
WAS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT YOU.
252
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,847
YEAH. REALLY.
253
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,416
WELL, I WAS IN THE LOCKER
ROOM GETTING DRESSED,
254
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,019
AND AS I BENT DOWN
TO TIE MY SHOE,
255
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,854
YOU JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD.
256
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,889
REALLY?
257
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,157
HA HA HA HA HA.
258
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,760
YEAH. WELL...
259
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:39,296
YOUR NAME WAS TATTOOED
ON SOME WOMAN'S BUTT.
260
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,467
REALLY.
261
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,837
THAT WOULD BE NICOLE,
262
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,240
AND SHE'S ALSO JUST A FRIEND.
263
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,742
WHAT, DO YOU BRAND
THEM TO KEEP TRACK?
264
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,146
NO. NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
265
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,783
NO, NO, NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU
COULD POSSIBLY SAY. YOU'RE HOPELESS.
266
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,618
CALL ME.
267
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:06,190
SHEESH. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE
HUMILIATION I JUST SUFFERED FOR YOU.
268
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,070
I HAD TO PEEK IN
EVERY SHOWER STALL.
269
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,838
I GOT 3 SCREAMS, 2 DIRTY LOOKS,
270
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,607
AND AN INVITATION TO PLAY GOLF.
271
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,776
BUT I FOUND HER. SHE'S
GOT THIS THING ON HER...
272
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,201
I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S STILL THERE.
273
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,602
ASHLEY TOLD ME, AND
SHE IS NOT HAPPY WITH ME.
274
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,105
WELL, TELL HER TO GET IN LINE.
275
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,475
THAT'S HER.
276
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,745
LISTEN, UH...
277
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,458
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND
OF PLACE YOU'RE USED TO,
278
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,782
BUT THIS GYM ISN'T
A MEET MARKET, OK?
279
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,954
WOMEN DON'T COME
HERE TO GET OGLED.
280
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,422
I WASN'T OGLING.
281
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,069
I WAS LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.
282
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,126
OH, TRY THE PERSONALS.
283
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,898
HEY, HEY, CHIN UP.
YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE.
284
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,773
NICOLE.
285
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,877
HI. DO I KNOW YOU?
286
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,512
3 YEARS AGO, STEVE
BESSEN'S PARTY.
287
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,416
JUNGLEGYM. TATTOO PARLOR.
288
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,253
OH, MY GOD.
289
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,255
IT'S YOU.
290
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,423
BERG.
291
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,292
TRUST ME, I CAN
REMEMBER THE NAME.
292
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,372
SO HOW YOU BEEN?
293
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,761
I'VE BEEN GOOD.
294
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,763
GOOD. GOOD.
295
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,098
WELL, NICE CATCHING UP.
296
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:25,403
SO HERE IS AN
INCREDIBLE COINCIDENCE.
297
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,171
DID PETE EVER
MENTION HIS ROOMMATE?
298
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,839
YEAH. PETE?
299
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,909
OH, TELL ME YOU DO NOT
WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE.
300
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,345
NO. I'M A MED STUDENT.
301
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,281
WHO WORKS AT A PIZZA PLACE.
302
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,317
GREAT. DOES PETE KNOW?
303
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,453
NO, NO, AND PETE
DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW.
304
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:48,459
SO I SAY WE HOP IN A CAB AND WE
GO DUTCH ON SOME LASER SURGERY.
305
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,229
FORGET IT! I'M NOT
GONNA HAVE IT REMOVED.
306
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,630
OK. ALL RIGHT. SO KEEP BERG,
307
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,767
BUT HOW ABOUT WRITING
THE WORD "ICE" IN FRONT OF IT?
308
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,935
NO!
309
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,002
HINDEN?
310
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,115
I'M NOT TOUCHING IT.
311
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,040
WHOOPI GOLD.
312
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,909
THAT TATTOO STAYS
RIGHT WHERE IT IS.
313
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,744
WOW! I MEANT THAT
MUCH TO YOU, HUH?
314
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:13,918
YES. WHEN WE HAD
OUR... WHATEVER IT WAS,
315
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,887
I HAD DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL.
316
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,823
I... I WAS PARTYING A LOT.
317
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,458
AND I WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
318
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,595
AND THEN THAT NIGHT WITH
YOU WAS ROCK-BOTTOM.
319
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:28,766
AFTER THAT, I REALIZED I
HAD TO CHANGE MY LIFE.
320
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,801
THAT TATTOO IS A REMINDER TO ME
321
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,970
TO NEVER SINK THAT LOW AGAIN.
322
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,710
WELL, GLAD I COULD HELP.
323
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,479
BUT WHAT ABOUT PETE?
324
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,783
PETE'S GREAT. HE'S THE SWEETEST
GUY I'VE MET IN A LONG TIME.
325
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,318
I CARE A LOT ABOUT PETE.
326
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,397
SO DO I, NICOLE.
327
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,999
WHEN HE SEES THAT TATTOO...
328
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,523
IF THIS RUINS OUR RELATIONSHIP,
329
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,459
THEN THERE WASN'T MUCH
OF ONE TO BEGIN WITH.
330
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,264
HEY!
331
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,371
WHAT DO YOU
BENCH-PRESS, LIKE, 350?
332
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,176
HEY, WHERE'S PETE?
333
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,544
HE'S IN BACK.
334
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,746
WHY ARE YOU HIDING
BEHIND A MENU?
335
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,115
OVER THERE.
336
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,430
I THINK SOME WOMEN FROM
THAT GYM JUST WALKED IN.
337
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,089
MAYBE IF THEY WERE NAKED
AND WET, YOU COULD BE SURE.
338
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,157
OW.
339
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,308
SO DID YOU TALK WITH NICOLE?
340
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,265
YEAH. SHE WON'T GET
RID OF THE TATTOO.
341
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,168
WANTS TO BE COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH PETE ABOUT HER PAST.
342
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,038
LIKE THAT'S HEALTHY.
343
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,084
BERG, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM.
344
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,608
YOU GIVE ME ONE GOOD
REASON WHY I SHOULD,
345
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,210
BESIDES HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
346
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,713
AND IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
347
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,548
OK, THAT IS IT.
348
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,016
BERG, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COVERING MY SHIFT.
349
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,019
THIS IS A FRIEND. IS
THIS NOT A FRIEND?
350
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,554
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
351
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,590
UH, WHEN WE GET BACK,
WE'LL ALL GO OUT TO DINNER.
352
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,657
YOU GUYS, ME, NICOLE.
353
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,727
YEAH. YEAH.
354
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,639
YOU'LL LOVE HER. SHE'S
REALLY FUN TO GET TO KNOW.
355
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,497
APPARENTLY.
356
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,500
AHEM.
357
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,868
PETE, THERE'S JUST ONE THING.
358
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:15,472
UH, LISTEN, MAN. THIS IS...
THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME,
359
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:21,679
BUT... A FEW YEARS
AGO, I WENT OUT...
360
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,817
WITHOUT SUNBLOCK,
361
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,986
AND I REGRET IT TO THIS DAY.
362
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,056
THAT'S TOUGH, MAN.
363
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,357
YEAH.
364
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,226
SEE YA!
365
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,462
PETE, IT'S ABOUT YOU
AND NICOLE. AHEM.
366
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,009
WHAT ABOUT ME AND NICOLE?
367
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,500
I THINK THAT YOU TWO COULD BE
PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, BUT...
368
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,580
I DON'T NEED YOUR
STAMP OF APPROVAL.
369
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,136
TOO LATE.
370
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,608
WELL, LOOK, JUST
ONE TEENY-TINY THING
371
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,110
THAT I FEEL COULD BE A STUMBLING
BLOCK BETWEEN YOU GUYS.
372
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,923
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.
373
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,480
LAST NIGHT, AS I
WAS LEAVING THE BAR,
374
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,115
I ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT
A GLIMPSE OF HER.
375
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,617
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
WOULD BOTHER A JERK LIKE ME,
376
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,354
BUT NOT A WELL-ADJUSTED,
SECURE MAN LIKE YOURSELF.
377
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,756
IF YOU'RE GONNA START
PICKING HER APART,
378
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,236
IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE
A BIT OF A DIFFERENCE,
379
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,226
SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
380
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,928
WHAT KIND OF TEENY-TINY THING
381
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,030
WOULD BOTHER A JERK LIKE YOU?
382
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,199
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
A FEW YEARS AGO,
383
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,268
I KINDA MET NICOLE AT A PARTY.
384
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,439
DON'T... DON'T TELL ME
YOU SLEPT WITH HER.
385
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:27,578
WELL, THAT KIND OF RUINS
THE END OF MY STORY.
386
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,180
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
387
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,993
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THIS. NO?
388
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,150
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
389
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,662
WALK UP TO EVERY
GIRL I MEET AT A PARTY
390
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,231
AND GO, "EXCUSE ME. ARE
YOU PLANNING ON DATING
391
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,321
PETE DUNVILLE IN 3 YEARS"?
392
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,923
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
393
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,202
SOMEHOW, YOU'VE
ACTUALLY GONE BACK IN TIME
394
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,726
AND RUINED MY LIFE.
395
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,796
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HASN'T
SLEPT WITH OTHER GUYS, TOO.
396
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,698
THERE'S A SILVER LINING.
397
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,102
PETE, IT WAS ONE NIGHT.
398
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,937
HE MEANT NOTHING TO HER.
399
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,138
LESS THAN NOTHING.
400
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,508
IN FACT, I THINK
SHE KINDA HATES ME.
401
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,779
OK. ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU
AND NICOLE HAD A DATE.
402
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,181
IT WASN'T EVEN A DATE.
DATES ARE ROMANTIC.
403
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,516
I JUST PICKED HER UP AT A PARTY.
404
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,352
SHH SHH SHH SHH
SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH.
405
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,455
IT'S IN THE PAST, OK?
406
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,991
I'M ERASING THE MENTAL IMAGE.
407
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,327
GONE. NO MORE FLAW.
408
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,763
HEY, HEY, YOU ARE
ONE HELL OF A GUY.
409
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,132
I REALLY AM.
410
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,268
ANOTHER TEENY-TINY
THING COULD COME UP.
411
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,714
DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
412
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,750
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S IN THE
PAST, AND THERE IT WILL STAY
413
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,675
AS LONG AS I NEVER, EVER
HAVE TO BE REMINDED OF IT AGAIN.
414
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:42,486
PETE, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,
415
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,432
THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
416
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,568
IT'S ABOUT YOUR ROOMMATE AND ME.
417
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,759
LOOK, BABE, HE ALREADY TOLD ME.
418
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:53,697
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
IT WAS JUST A STUPID, DUMB THING.
419
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,100
LOOK, WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, OK?
420
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,769
I AM SO... SO PAST IT.
421
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,472
IT WON'T BOTHER YOU?
422
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,307
WATCH IT NOT BOTHER ME.
423
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,377
OH, PETE.
424
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,878
NICOLE.
425
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,314
OH... PETE.
426
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,315
NICOLE.
427
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,217
PETE.
428
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,218
NICOLE.
429
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,886
PETE.
430
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,555
BERG?!
431
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,560
PERFECT.
432
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,862
PETE? IS HE BACK YET?
433
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:26,898
NO.
434
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,332
AHH. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
435
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,933
I WAS SO UPSET
436
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,446
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING
WITH NICOLE AND THE TATTOO
437
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,437
THAT I PUNCHED A MAILBOX,
438
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:36,974
CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN
AND A POSSIBLE FEDERAL CRIME.
439
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,110
THAT'S THE BEST YOU
COULD COME UP WITH?
440
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,589
WELL, I THINK IT SOUNDS BETTER
441
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,693
THAN I WAS SO UPSET, I WRAPPED
MY HAND IN THIS BANDAGE.
442
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,384
LOOK, IF HE WAS STILL UPSET,
443
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,031
YOU WOULD'VE
GOTTEN A CALL BY NOW.
444
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,966
IT'S NOT THE KIND OF
THING YOU KEEP BOTTLED UP.
445
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,222
[DOOR SLAMS]
446
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,391
YOU.
447
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,327
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
448
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:01,798
IT WASN'T ME. OK, IT WAS ME,
449
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,068
BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
OK, IT WAS MY FAULT.
450
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,004
LOOK, I'M HURT.
451
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,976
TAKE THE BANDAGE OFF, BERG.
452
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,677
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
453
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,979
I WAS AFRAID THAT
YOU'D DISOWN ME.
454
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,027
I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED
YOU WHEN YOU SET ME UP
455
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,091
WITH THAT PSYCHO
FROM THE PERSONALS.
456
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,396
I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED YOU
457
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,998
WHEN YOU SUBMITTED ME FOR
THAT TRANSVESTITE SEGMENT
458
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,355
ON SALLY JESSY.
459
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:28,125
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A
FREE TRIP TO NEW YORK.
460
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,630
I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED
YOU, BUT... I DIDN'T.
461
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,033
IT'S THE PRICE I PAY
FOR BEING YOUR FRIEND.
462
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,469
YOU GOTTA FORGIVE A LOT.
463
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,404
SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH NICOLE?
464
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:44,608
WELL, AFTER SHE PRIED ME
OFF THE CEILING AND WE TALKED,
465
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,711
I REALIZED IT DIDN'T MATTER.
466
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,515
I MEAN, THIS GIRL HAD
THE MOTHER OF ALL FLAWS,
467
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,362
AND I STILL WANTED
TO BE WITH HER.
468
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,020
OH. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
469
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,495
I... I REALLY BROUGHT YOU AND
NICOLE A LITTLE CLOSER TOGETHER.
470
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,528
I'M NOT GONNA THANK YOU.
471
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,698
YOUR HAPPINESS IS THANKS ENOUGH.
472
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,102
I LOVE THAT YOU WERE THE
LAST PERSON IN THIS ROOM
473
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,471
TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED.
474
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,507
BACK OFF, SISTER!
475
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,310
I CAN'T HELP IT.
476
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:20,710
WELL, TRY.
477
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,217
[STRAINING TO SPEAK] YOU
ARM-WRESTLE LIKE A GIRL.
478
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,521
YOU SEE THAT?
479
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,091
THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
480
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,660
COME ON.
481
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,030
COME ON.
482
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,205
SO, AHEM...
483
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,975
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' LATER?
484
00:21:54,975 --> 00:21:58,975
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