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AHH.
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WOULD YOU PASS THE
LOBSTER FRA DIABLO?
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UH, MORE CHAMPAGNE.
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AH, YES.
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LOOKING GOOD, PETER.
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FEELING GOOD, BERG.
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HERE'S TO OUR LAST RIDE
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ON THE CORPORATE GRAVY TRAIN.
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BECAUSE AS SOON
AS I QUIT TOMORROW,
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IT'S GOOD-BYE WINE AND CHEESE,
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HELLO MACARONI AND CHEESE.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
COMFORTABLE I AM
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WITH YOU QUITTING YOUR JOB.
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ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
THE RIGHT THING FOR US?
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SHRIMP?
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OH.
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IF I HAVE TO SPEND ONE MORE DAY
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AT THAT CHEMICAL COMPANY,
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I WON'T BE ABLE TO
LIVE WITH MYSELF.
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I DON'T CARE.
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THEY CAN TAKE MY
CLOTHING ALLOWANCE,
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MY COMPANY CAR,
MY... OOH, CAVIAR.
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YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF.
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THE CORPORATE GOLD
CARD. TAKE ONE LAST LOOK.
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I'LL MISS YOU.
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AU REVOIR... MON CH�RI.
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HOW ARE YOU GONNA EXPENSE THIS?
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MM. ARE YOU WEARING HAIR SPRAY?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, I
JUST WAKE UP LIKE THIS?
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THERE... CHEMICALS.
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WE'VE TALKED BUSINESS.
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I'M ENTERTAINING CLIENTS.
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I'LL BUY THAT, BUT,
UM, ONE QUESTION.
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WHAT ABOUT THEM?
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[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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HOW OFTEN DO YOU
SEE A STRING QUARTET?
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ALMOST NEVER.
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THERE YOU GO...
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THEY'RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
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COME ON, BERG, YOU WILL NOT.
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NO, NO. I AM GOING TO NAME
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A MEDICAL PROCEDURE AFTER YOU.
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OK. IT'S A CROWDED
RESTAURANT, RIGHT?
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LOTS OF PEOPLE.
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A GUY... AH! SLUMPS
OVER HIS TABLE.
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SOMEBODY YELLS, "WAIT!
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I KNOW THE CATHY MANEUVER."
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I MEAN, I COULD NAME
A DISEASE AFTER YOU,
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BUT YOU DON'T WANT SOME GUY
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RUNNING AROUND
SCRATCHING HIMSELF
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SAYING, "DAMN! I'VE GOT CATHY."
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WHAT IS THAT?
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OH. JUST, UH... IT'S
JUST MY BEEPER.
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I, UH, I USE IT... FOR
MEDICAL EMERGENCIES.
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AND AFTER HE GRADUATES
NEXT SEMESTER,
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PETE HERE WILL BE
DESIGNING SKYSCRAPERS.
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THAT'S BIG BUCKS.
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WOW. REALLY.
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WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
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IT'S A REALLY TOUGH
JOB MARKET OUT THERE.
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WITH THE ECONOMY
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AND THE COMPETITION
THE WAY IT IS,
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AND I'M KINDA LOOKING
TO... PETE, HOLD THIS.
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OW! OW!
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OW! OW! HOT!
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LIKE I SAID,
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PETE HERE'S GONNA BE
DESIGNING SKYSCRAPERS.
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YES, I AM. GREAT BIG
TALL ONES. UP IN THE SKY.
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HA HA!
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I FINALLY DID IT!
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EXCUSE ME. THAT'S MY
FRIEND, AND SHE FINALLY DID IT.
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SO, HOW DID IT GO?
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MM! I WAS IN RARE FORM.
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BOTTOM LINE, SHARON...
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DID YOU QUIT YOUR JOB OR NOT?
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OH, MAN, I STORM INTO
GILLINGHAM'S OFFICE,
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TOTALLY UNANNOUNCED.
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HE'S LIKE..."HUH?"
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HALF AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH
FALLS OUT OF HIS FAT FACE
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ONTO HIS MONOGRAMMED SHIRT.
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YES! YOU DA BOMB!
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SHE'S "DA BOMB"?
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PETE, WHAT...
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REALLY? I THOUGHT
I PULLED IT OFF.
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OH, NO. YOU REALLY DIDN'T.
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SO I TELL HIM I'M
FINISHED WORKING
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FOR HIS STUPID CHEMICAL COMPANY.
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IF HE WANTS TO GET ON TV
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AND SAY THAT THE
HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER
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IS OUR WINDOW TO
THE LORD, BE MY GUEST.
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YEAH! SHE DA BOMB!
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STOP.
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I TELL HIM I HAVE
TO LIVE WITH MYSELF.
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OUTSTANDING, SHARON.
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AND WHAT DID HE SAY?
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YOU KNOW THAT SLOB
HAD THE AUDACITY
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TO TRY AND BRIBE ME?
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HE REFUSES MY RESIGNATION
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AND THEN TELLS ME TO TAKE
THE WEEKEND TO RECONSIDER
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AT THE COMPANY CONDO IN ARUBA.
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LIKE YOU'D EVER GO
TO ARUBA BY YOURSELF.
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WELL, HE SAID I COULD
BRING YOU GUYS.
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PETE, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA.
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FORGET ABOUT IT,
BERG. I CAN'T GO.
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WHAT?
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
GILLINGHAM WANTS ME TO DO.
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HE KNOWS, IF I GO,
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I'LL BE TOO GUILTY TO QUIT.
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WHY IN THE HELL
WOULD YOU FEEL GUILTY?
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LOOK AT THE STRESS
THEY'VE PUT YOU THROUGH.
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HUH? CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
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AND WHO HAS TO
ABSORB THAT STRESS?
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OW. ME AND PETE.
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I'M FED UP WITH THESE PEOPLE.
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THAT'S IT. WE'RE GOING.
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NO, BERG. I CAN'T GO, EITHER.
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I HAVE THAT BIG INTERVIEW
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WITH FARBER AND ASSOCIATES
ON MONDAY MORNING.
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YES, MONDAY...
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CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WEEKEND.
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BERG, LOOK, THIS IS MY FUTURE
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
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IF I GET THIS JOB, I'M GONNA
BE SET AFTER GRADUATION.
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WHEREAS, IF I GO
TO ARUBA WITH YOU,
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I'M GONNA COME
BACK WITH A HANGOVER
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AND ONE EYEBROW SHAVED OFF.
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I COULDN'T HELP IT, OK?
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IT WAS TWITCHING THE
WHOLE TIME YOU WERE ASLEEP.
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BESIDES, LOOK, SHARON
AND I CAN'T GO WITHOUT YOU.
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WHEN DID I SAY I WAS GOING?
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IN MY HEAD, SHAR,
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THE SECOND YOU SAID "ARUBA."
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BERG, I'M TRYING TO QUIT MY JOB.
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I HAVE TO PUT TOGETHER A RESUME.
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I GOTTA GO BUY A NEW SUIT.
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I HAVE TO START MEETING
WITH HEADHUNTERS.
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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WHERE'S THE GIRL?
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WHERE'S THAT GIRL
WHO, SENIOR BREAK,
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JUMPED OVER A HOTEL
JACUZZI IN A GOLF CART?
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AND THEY SAID IT
COULDN'T BE DONE.
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YEAH.
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AND YOU,
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THE MAN IMMORTALIZED
IN PALM BEACH
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AFTER DRINKING 7 BUFFALO SWEATS
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IN UNDER AN HOUR.
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YES! YES, WHICH WAS
FOLLOWED BY ME PASSING OUT
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AND YOU SHAVING MY EYEBROW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M LISTENING TO ALL OF
THESE REASONS WHY NOT TO GO,
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AND I'M THINKING THAT THESE
ARE THE REASONS WE HAVE TO GO.
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I MEAN, MATURITY IS STALKING US,
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BEARING DOWN ON US
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LIKE THAT BOULDER WAS
BEARING DOWN ON INDIANA JONES
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IN THE BEGINNING OF RAIDERS.
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IT'S COMIN'!
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ARE WE GONNA LET IT CATCH US?
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I THINK NOT.
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WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME
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THAT WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE
OPPORTUNITY AND THE FREEDOM
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TO FLY FIRST-CLASS...
FIRST CLASS?
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FIRST-CLASS TO ARUBA?
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WE OWE IT TO OURSELVES.
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NO, NO.
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WE OWE IT TO YOUNG
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
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TO DODGE THAT BOULDER
AND GET ON THAT PLANE.
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NOW, HEY, YOU
TELL ME I'M WRONG...
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I'LL NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.
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BUT... IF I'M RIGHT,
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THEN WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE
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THE BEST WEEKEND OF OUR LIVES.
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WHO'S WITH ME, HUH?
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d ARUBA, JAMAICA d
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d OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU d
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d TO BERMUDA, BAHAMA d
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d COME ON, PRETTY MAMA d
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d KEY LARGO, MONTEGO d
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d BABY, WHY DON'T WE GO d
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d DOWN TO KOKOMO? d
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d WE'LL GET THERE FAST d
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d AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT SLOW d
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d THAT'S WHERE WE WANNA GO d
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d WAY DOWN TO KOKOMO d
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TO US! TO US!
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TO US IN ARUBA!
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MY GOAL IS TO BE A
LOCAL FOLK LEGEND THERE
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WITHIN 2 HOURS OF ARRIVAL.
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ALL FOR FUN.
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All: AND FUN FOR ALL!
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d ARUBA, JAMAICA d
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d OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU d
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d TO BERMUDA, BAHAMA d
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d COME ON, PRETTY MAMA d
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d KEY LARGO, MONTEGO d
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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d BABY, WHY DON'T WE GO... d
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PETE, JUST LET IT RING.
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I CAN'T. WHAT IF
IT'S AN EMERGENCY?
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THEY WOULD'VE
USED THE BAT SIGNAL.
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[ANSWERING MACHINE, BERG] HI.
YOU'VE REACHED 976 PETE 'N BERG.
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IF YOU'RE OVER 18,
LEAVE US A MESSAGE.
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IF YOU'RE UNDER 18
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AND HAVE YOUR
PARENTS' PERMISSION,
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YOU MAY ALSO LEAVE US A MESSAGE.
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[BEEP]
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THIS IS FRANK FARBER.
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I'M CALLING FOR PETER DUNVILLE.
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I WAS HOPING TO GET IN
TOUCH WITH YOU RIGHT AWAY
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REGARDING OUR MEETING ON MONDAY.
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DON'T GET THE PHONE.
HE PICKS UP THE PHONE.
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MR. FARBER, THIS
IS PETE DUNVILLE.
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I'M SORRY.
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YOU CAN'T MAKE OUR
MEETING ON MONDAY?
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TODAY?
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NO!
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DRINKS THIS AFTERNOON?
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MARGARITAS ON THE BEACH.
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SERVED BY WAITRESSES IN THONGS.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
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WE COULD PUT THIS OFF
UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN TOWN,
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IF YOU'D LIKE?
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YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
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YOU DON'T LIKE.
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OK. OK.
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COPLEY PLAZA HOTEL. 20 MINUTES.
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HEY, DON'T WORRY.
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THIS IS MERELY A SPEED BUMP
ON THE ROAD TO PARADISE.
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HMM. THAT'S GOOD STUFF.
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SOMEBODY WRITE THAT DOWN.
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d ARUBA, JAMAICA d
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d OOH, I WANNA TAKE YA d
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GUYS, GO WITHOUT ME.
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LOOK, WE NEVER...
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WE NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND.
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WE TOOK AN OATH. ALL FOR FUN...
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AND FUN FOR ALL.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, GREAT. GREAT.
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THEY HAVE ROOM ON
THE 2:00 FLIGHT TO ARUBA.
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EXCELLENT.
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BUT ONE OF US HAS TO FLY COACH.
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WAIT, WAIT. I'VE NEVER
SAT IN FIRST CLASS.
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00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,769
WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE.
243
00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,772
NO PROBLEM. WE'LL BE
THERE IN TIME FOR SUNSET.
244
00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,507
YES! OK, PETE, IT'S UP TO YOU.
245
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,808
IN AND OUT.
246
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,054
LOOK, BERG, MY FATHER
PERSONALLY CALLED
247
00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,422
TO GET ME THIS INTERVIEW, OK?
248
00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,846
I CAN'T BLOW IT.
249
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,347
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
250
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,215
IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT.
251
00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,784
JUST TAKE CONTROL.
252
00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,619
ONE DRINK, GET JOB, WE'RE GONE.
253
00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:17,254
BERG, THIS IS NOT A
GUY YOU PUSH AROUND.
254
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,624
THIS GUY, HE COLLECTS
GUNS. HE HUNTS BEAR.
255
00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,325
HE KILLED HIS FIRST GRIZZLY
256
00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,060
BY THE TIME HE WAS 10.
257
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,440
BIG DEAL. I KILLED 200 WHALES
258
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,942
BY THE TIME I WAS 23.
259
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,465
DON'T SAY THAT.
260
00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:28,933
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
261
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:32,169
AND EVEN IF IT WAS,
WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA.
262
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,671
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
263
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,272
I WENT IN THERE TO QUIT.
264
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,587
THEN JABBA THE HUTT DANGLES
ARUBA IN FRONT OF MY FACE,
265
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,744
AND I'M PACKING A BATHING SUIT.
266
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,779
WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME?
267
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:45,082
THAT YOU'RE A SELLOUT
WHO LIKES TO SWIM.
268
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,151
I'M KIDDING.
269
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,887
YOU'RE A WONDERFUL
PERSON WHO WE LOVE.
270
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,087
YES, WE DO.
271
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,455
THANKS, GUYS.
272
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,992
OK. ALL BETTER?
273
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,260
THE LONG PEDAL MAKES IT GO.
274
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,600
PETE, I CAN ALREADY TELL
275
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,814
YOU'RE EVERYTHING
YOUR DAD SAID YOU WERE.
276
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,437
I GO BY MY GUT,
277
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:09,641
AND MY GUT TELLS ME
YOU'RE MY KINDA GUY.
278
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:12,476
THANKS, KITTEN.
279
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,424
I'D LIKE TO HAVE THAT
MOUNTED IN MY OFFICE,
280
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,548
HUH, PETE?
281
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,450
YES, YES. YES,
SIR, SHE'S... SHE'S...
282
00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,085
SHE'S A VERY GOOD WAITRESS.
283
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,354
[SHARON COUGHING]
284
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,763
WELL, MR. FARBER,
THANK YOU SO MUCH
285
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,238
FOR LETTING ME TAKE
UP ALL YOUR TIME.
286
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,644
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
287
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,912
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE A MAN
288
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,201
DRINK ALONE, ARE YOU?
289
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,770
NO. OF COURSE NOT.
290
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,771
[GLASSES CLINK]
291
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,405
BOTTOMS UP.
292
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,618
WHOA. HOLD UP THERE, PETE.
293
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,542
THERE IS NO BIGGER DISGRACE
294
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,321
THAN HURRYING A FINE BRANDY.
295
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:50,481
YOU GOTTA WARM IT IN
THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
296
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,928
BRANDY IS ONLY AS GOOD
297
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,485
AS THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH IT.
298
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,187
HOW MUCH TIME?
299
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,691
NOT LONG.
300
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,626
A COUPLE OF HOURS.
301
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,567
YOU ALSO HAVE TO GO
TO AUSTRALIA, PETER.
302
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,535
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,
303
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,615
AND THEY'RE DESCENDED
FROM PRISONERS,
304
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,139
SO THEY DON'T
MIND BEING TIED UP.
305
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,307
YEAH, YES.
306
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,710
AND THEIR SUMMERS
ARE OUR WINTERS, SO...
307
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,713
NOW, MALAYSIAN WOMEN...
308
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,748
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA
GO REFILL THE CASHEWS.
309
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,084
STOP SNIFFING IT,
AND JUST DRINK IT.
310
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,630
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO
DO? THE GUY'S A PSYCHOPATH.
311
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,164
PETE, IF WE LEAVE RIGHT NOW,
WE CAN STILL CATCH OUR FLIGHT.
312
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,554
LOOK, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
313
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,990
HE HASN'T FINISHED INSULTING
314
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,225
EVERY NATIONALITY ON EARTH YET.
315
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,727
JUST GO WITHOUT ME.
316
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:36,728
NEVER.
317
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,395
SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
318
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,009
I CAME UP WITH "NEVER."
319
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,133
GUYS, JUST DO SOMETHING.
320
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,400
DON'T WORRY, OK?
321
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,747
I PROMISE, BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT,
322
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,115
WE WILL BE SIPPING MAI TAIS
323
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,859
UNDER THE MOONLIGHT.
324
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,009
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, PETE.
325
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,344
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN WITH A LASSIE?
326
00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,482
I'M SORRY?
327
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,120
YOU KNOW, A SCOTTISH BROAD.
328
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,035
THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF THE
OL' LOCH NESS MONSTER.
329
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:10,962
YES. THAT'S... THAT'S
VERY ROMANTIC, SIR.
330
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,164
I HAVE BEEN GOING TO SCOTLAND
331
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,467
7 OR 8 TIMES A YEAR
SINCE I WAS YOUR AGE.
332
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,462
YOU KNOW WHO'S NEVER BEEN THERE?
333
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,672
MY WIFE.
334
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,841
PREACHING TO THE
CHOIR, MR. FARBER.
335
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,010
[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
IS THAT FARBER?
336
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,679
THE ARKY?
337
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,246
"ARKY"?
338
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,783
YOU KNOW, ARCHITECT.
WITH THE BUILDINGS.
339
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:32,784
YEAH, YES.
340
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,752
YES, I AM AN ARCHITECT.
341
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,254
OH, I THINK... NO, I KNOW.
342
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,259
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
343
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,329
IT'S ME... YOUR LITTLE
LADDIE WEE WILLIE.
344
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,265
WHO?
345
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,702
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING
HIGH AND LOW FOR YOU.
346
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,404
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE LEFT
A TRAIL OF HALF-BREEDS
347
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,973
ALL ACROSS EUROPE.
348
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,976
YOU MUST LIKE TO WORK
OUT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
349
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,690
OH, REALLY! WHERE'S THE MANAGER?
350
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,980
YOU'RE ME DA!
351
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,949
I AM NOT YOUR DA!
352
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,350
OH, NONSENSE.
353
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,519
LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE.
354
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:12,489
OF COURSE, ADD 40
POUNDS AND 60 YEARS.
355
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,657
JUST A SECOND.
356
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,392
DON'T YOU REMEMBER PHYLLIS?
357
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:19,764
A GREAT BIG GANGLY WOMAN...
YELLOW TEETH, IRON LUNG.
358
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,233
SHE'S ME MUM.
359
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,446
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
360
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,938
GOD REST HER SOUL.
361
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:31,909
SHE DIED... IN A FREAK
RUGBY ACCIDENT.
362
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,622
THIS IS ALL VERY INTERESTING...
363
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,215
SHE LAY THERE
DYING ON THAT FIELD,
364
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,051
HER CLEATS ALL BLOODIED-UP.
365
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:44,088
HER FINAL WISH
WAS THAT I FIND YOU...
366
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,589
FRANK FARBER MY FATHER...
367
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:50,962
SO THAT I MAY HAVE PEACE, HOPE,
368
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,198
AND A PORCHE 911 TURBO.
369
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,354
OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
370
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:59,536
I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
371
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,537
SIS!
372
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,339
GET YOUR CAMERA. WE FOUND DA.
373
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,641
SIS!?
374
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,143
OH, LOOK AT HIM.
375
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,478
ALE FOR EVERYONE.
376
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,858
MR. FARBER, WOULD YOU
LIKE ME TO TAKE A PICTURE
377
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,081
OF YOU AND YOUR KIDS?
378
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,516
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
379
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,551
OH, THAT'S GREAT THERE.
380
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,087
THAT'S A NICE SUIT.
381
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,499
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. PLEASE!
382
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,090
OH, MY GOODNESS.
383
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,492
LOOK. THAT'S NOT BURLAP.
384
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,005
I THINK WE'VE REALLY HIT
THE POT OF GOLD HERE.
385
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,929
HOW MUCH DO YOU
PULL DOWN A YEAR?
386
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,375
OH, THIS IS INSUFFERABLE.
387
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,542
NICE MEETING YOU, PETE.
388
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,806
I TRUST I CAN COUNT
ON YOUR DISCRETION.
389
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,805
FREEDOM!
390
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,876
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
391
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,477
HELLO.
392
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,814
NO. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEWS.
393
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,517
WHAT?
394
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,119
WELL, WHY ME?
395
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:53,157
YES, SIR, I DO TECHNICALLY
STILL WORK FOR YOU.
396
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,758
OK. I'M ON MY WAY.
397
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,661
OK. YOU SEE, HOW IT WORKS IS,
398
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,397
THE CAR TAKES US TO
THE AIRPORT, BUT FIRST,
399
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,899
FIRST, YOU HAVE TO
GET INTO THE CAR.
400
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:05,803
NO. MY COMPANY JUST DUMPED
30,000 GALLONS OF TOXIC WASTE
401
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,016
INTO CHESAPEAKE BAY.
402
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,417
I HAVE TO GO MAKE A STATEMENT.
403
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,852
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
MAKE THE FLIGHT.
404
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,675
HOW LONG DOES IT
TAKE TO SAY "OOPS"?
405
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,979
GUYS, JUST GO WITHOUT ME.
406
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,315
AND I SAY WE'RE ALL GOING.
407
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,961
WE SHAN'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT,
408
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,585
OR I'M NOT THE SON
OF FRANK FARBER.
409
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,096
KNOCK IT OFF!
410
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,165
I'M CHANGING LANES HERE.
411
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,069
LADY! LADY, LOOK, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
412
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,573
WE REPRESENT THE
YOUTH OF AMERICA, OK?
413
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,709
WE HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT AT MIDNIGHT
414
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,977
WITH 3 MAI TAIS.
415
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,546
YEAH. COACH IS FINE.
416
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,483
NO. THE SEATS DON'T
HAVE TO RECLINE.
417
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,352
OOH. THEY'RE RIGHT
NEAR THE BATHROOM?
418
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,521
OW OW! WE'LL TAKE THEM.
419
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,989
ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ON,
WE'RE IN, WE'RE THERE.
420
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,802
YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST DROP
ME OFF AND GO WITHOUT ME.
421
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,059
WE TOOK AN OATH.
422
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,294
YES. MAI TAIS BY MIDNIGHT.
423
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,806
YEAH. SHAR, JUST GET UP THERE,
424
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,308
MAKE YOUR STATEMENT,
DON'T TAKE ANY QUESTIONS,
425
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,576
AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.
426
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,910
BERG, I HAVE TO TAKE AT
LEAST A FEW QUESTIONS.
427
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,635
OTHERWISE, IT LOOKS
LIKE I'M COVERING UP.
428
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,970
AND THEIR QUESTIONS
TAKE FOREVER.
429
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,806
JUST GET UP THERE
AND SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
430
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,308
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN?
431
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:20,744
BERG, MY COMPANY JUST
DUMPED 30 TONS OF TOXIC GOO
432
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,413
INTO CHESAPEAKE BAY.
433
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,684
WELL, LOOK, THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
434
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,524
GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
435
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,793
NO DOUBT YOU'VE HEARD
ABOUT THE SHORELINE
436
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,762
THAT RAMMED INTO ONE OF
OUR TANKERS IN CHESAPEAKE BAY.
437
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,977
AT TEAM OF ENGINEERS
FROM IMMACULATE CHEMICALS
438
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,002
IS ALREADY ON THE SCENE
ASSESSING THE SITUATION
439
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,970
AND PROVIDING
COFFEE AND CROISSANTS
440
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,640
TO INCONVENIENCED FISHERMEN.
441
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,443
NOW I ONLY HAVE TIME
TO TAKE A FEW QUESTIONS.
442
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,689
OVER HERE! OVER
HERE! RIGHT HERE!
443
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,779
YES! MIKE BERGEN. DAILY PLANET.
444
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,315
MISS CARTER.
445
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,651
I'M GONNA GET
RIGHT TO THE POINT.
446
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,087
EXACTLY WHAT COLOR
WAS THE TANKER?
447
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,122
Man: WHAT?!
448
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,702
WE BELIEVE IT WAS
BLUE AND WHITE,
449
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,626
POSSIBLY WITH SOME RED TRIM.
450
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,061
AHA!
451
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,062
NEXT QUESTION.
452
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,063
THANK YOU.
453
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,232
OVER HERE!
454
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,678
PHIL NADER. BOSTON GLOBE.
455
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,779
IS IT TRUE THAT THE TANKER
INVOLVED IN THIS ATROCITY
456
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,548
FAILED REPEATED INSPECTIONS
457
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,840
AND WAS RECOMMENDED FOR
DECOMMISSION OVER 2 YEARS AGO?
458
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,743
I'M SORRY. I WAS POINTING TO
THE GENTLEMAN BEHIND YOU.
459
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,547
PETE DUNVILLE. BOY'S LIFE.
460
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,682
WOULD YOU QUALIFY
THE TANKER IN QUESTION
461
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,618
AS A BOAT OR A SHIP?
462
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,919
IT WAS A TANKER.
463
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,920
THANK YOU.
464
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,033
ANYONE ELSE?
465
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,490
LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
466
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,492
IF YOU WERE A TREE,
467
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,428
WHAT KIND OF TREE WOULD YOU BE?
468
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,742
LOOK, IF YOU REPORTERS AREN'T
GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,
469
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,065
NEITHER AM I.
470
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,578
THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER.
471
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,012
Man: COME ON, ONE MORE QUESTION!
472
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,503
HEY, HEY, HEY.
473
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,498
WHAT DID YOU GET FOR
THE FIRST QUESTION?
474
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,154
WE CANNOT BE STOPPED.
475
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,279
WE ARE IN LOVE WITH OURSELVES.
476
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,946
ON TO ARUBA.
477
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:08,185
d JAMAICA, OOH, I
WANNA TAKE YOU d
478
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,421
d TO BERMUDA, BAHAMA d
479
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,157
d COME ON, PRETTY MAMA! d
480
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,361
PRETTY MAMA SHOULD LEARN
HOW TO READ HER GAS GAUGE.
481
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,796
PRETTY MAMA DIDN'T KNOW
482
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,709
SHE WAS GONNA BE
DRIVING ALL OVER BOSTON.
483
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,844
WELL, WHEN'S THE LAST
TIME YOU CHECKED YOUR OIL?
484
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,034
POP YOUR HOOD.
485
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,336
THIS IS JUST A MINOR SETBACK.
486
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,704
WE HAVE OVER HALF AN HOUR
487
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,750
TO MAKE IT TO THE AIRPORT.
488
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,940
IN FACT, I LAUGH
AT THE SETBACKS.
489
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:30,941
HA HA!
490
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,411
[BEEPING]
491
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,779
OK, WHAT'S THAT?
492
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,979
I DON'T KNOW.
493
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,147
IT'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.
494
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,582
LET ME HAVE A LOOK.
495
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,721
YEAH. STEP BACK, PETE.
496
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,658
OK. OK, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT CARS?
497
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,660
I KNOW YOU HATE IT
498
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,407
WHEN I PRETEND TO KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT THEM.
499
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,730
MAYBE MY WIPER FLUID'S LOW.
500
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,476
NO. IT'S COMING FROM HERE.
501
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,467
[BEEPING]
502
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,969
BERG, IT'S YOUR BEEPER.
503
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,806
WHOA! HEY!
504
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,106
HA HA! MY FIRST BEEP.
505
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,175
SHARON, GET THE CAMERA.
506
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,546
[CAMERA CLICKS]
507
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,614
GET IN THE PICTURE. COME ON.
508
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,351
YEAH! OH!
509
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,853
OH. OH, NO.
510
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,688
WHAT?
511
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,689
IT'S THE HOSPITAL.
512
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,424
DON'T ANSWER THE PAGE.
513
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,625
HEY. THIS IS MIKE BERGEN.
514
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,527
HE ANSWERS THE PAGE.
515
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,731
WELL, DID YOU TRY LUIS?
516
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:31,669
WHAT ABOUT... WHAT
ABOUT TRACY? SHE...
517
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,237
OH, COME ON.
518
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,138
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE ELSE.
519
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,240
OK.
520
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,578
I HAVE TO FILL IN FOR
A GUY IN MY CLASS.
521
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,112
HIS GRANDMOTHER DIED.
522
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,614
OH, MY GOD.
523
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,609
COULD HER TIMING BE WORSE?
524
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,387
BERG, YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF IT.
525
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,500
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO DO? LIE.
526
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,556
I CAN'T.
527
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,124
WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
528
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,537
MICHAEL BERGEN
OF THE DAILY PLANET
529
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,294
CAN'T LIE?
530
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,196
THIS IS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT, RIGHT?
531
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,866
BUT WE'VE COME SO FAR.
532
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,201
YOU THINK I DON'T WANNA GO?
533
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,538
EVERY SYNAPSE IN MY
BRAIN IS TELLING ME ARUBA,
534
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,073
BUT I CAN'T.
535
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,342
YOU GUYS GO WITHOUT ME.
536
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,478
WE'RE NOT GOING WITHOUT
YOU. WE TOOK AN OATH.
537
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,547
THEN WHAT SHOULD I DO?
538
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,482
LOOK, IF I DON'T SHOW UP,
539
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,528
THERE'S GONNA BE 5 MED
STUDENTS INSTEAD OF 6.
540
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,318
RIGHT? BIG DEAL.
541
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,298
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE
EXPECTING YOU IN SURGERY.
542
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,289
OH! BUT THEY PAGED ME.
543
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,825
I MEAN, I SHOULD BE THERE.
544
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,493
THAT'S TRUE, TOO.
545
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,896
BUT I WANNA GO TO ARUBA!
546
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,666
BUT YOU ALSO WANNA BE A DOCTOR.
547
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:40,070
LOOK, BERG, WHATEVER
YOU DECIDE TO DO,
548
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,739
WE'RE BEHIND YOU, SO...
549
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,244
OK.
550
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,114
LET'S GO.
551
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,683
d ARUBA, JAMAICA d
552
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:53,984
d OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU d
553
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,453
[MUSIC PLAYING]
554
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,954
HI. EXCUSE ME.
555
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,955
HI. HELLO.
556
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:58,956
HI. HELLO.
557
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,158
HI. OH! VERY TALL.
558
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,593
AHH! HERE WE GO.
559
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:03,694
MAI TAIS AT MIDNIGHT?
560
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:07,331
All: MAI TAIS AT MIDNIGHT!
561
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,410
BERG, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
562
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,467
WE WOULDN'T BE HERE.
563
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,602
WELCOME TO BEACON STREET PIZZA.
564
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,572
NICE HAT.
565
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,385
MY FIRST BEEP, AND I
ROSE TO THE OCCASION.
566
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,610
OH, OUR LITTLE BOY'S GROWING UP.
567
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,745
AND I'M TAKING YOU
TWO DOWN WITH ME.
568
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,747
OH, LET'S LIMBO!
569
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,415
YOU DA BOMB!
570
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,862
WHEN DID HE START THIS?
571
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,318
I DON'T KNOW.
572
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:30,588
d ARUBA, JAMAICA d
573
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,590
d OOH, I WANNA TAKE YOU d
574
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,091
d TO BERMUDA... d
575
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,463
GOOD EVENING.
576
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,099
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BROADCASTING COMPANY STRING QUARTET
577
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,302
PLAYING THE THEME FROM TWO
GUYS, A GIRL AND A PIZZA PLACE,
578
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,514
FOLLOWED BY THE FOURTH MOVEMENT
579
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,038
OF THE DREW CAREY SHOW.
580
00:21:51,038 --> 00:21:55,038
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