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He was just the
kindest man you could ever meet.
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He brought me home
flowers every Friday.
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♪ Fast cars and explosions ♪
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♪ Party hats and motion lotion ♪
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♪ Let's go down to the ocean ♪
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♪ And break out the tits
And whiskey ♪
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♪ Fuck me, fuck me
Fuck me, fuck me ♪
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♪ I am Ernie's... ♪
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Even after he got sick,
he'd have them delivered.
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Sweet Jesus.
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Just a ray of sunshine,
he brightened every life he touched,
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not just mine,
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not just Hannah's.
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He had one of those smiles you
couldn't help but smile back at.
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- What's wrong?
- I um...
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It's... it's grandpa's funeral.
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Of course.
It's hard on all of us.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Oh, thank you, honey. I'm
sorry you got dragged here.
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I don't mind, really.
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We always love having you
around in good times or bad.
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I'm glad you're here, Maggie.
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Your father would be happy
you made it... eventually.
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Well, he didn't know I was late.
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Oh.
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Hey!
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Hi.
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So, my condolences
for your loss.
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Thanks. You too.
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So, how long do you think
you'll be in town for?
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Oh, well, I don't know,
maybe for a little while.
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It'll be nice to be closer to Michael and...
well, you guys too.
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It would be really great to have you
around more. Wouldn't it, Hannah?
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Sure.
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Well, if you are around long enough, you should
stop by one of my bowling team's matches.
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I'm always telling Hannah how she
should check out the fulfillment
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that comes with the game of bowling.
It's really a life changer.
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Definitely.
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Are you guys still in that
McMansion on Bishop?
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Yep.
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Thatcher, from my Aerial Silks Retreat said
that real estate is a great investment.
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Yeah, I mean it's
usually stable but...
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I mean there's all the work that
goes into managing a property.
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I can't believe you.
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- What?
- You're gonna ask for money at dad's funeral?
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I didn't ask for money.
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"Oh, you guys have such a nice house. What a
great investment. All that money you don't need."
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If you need money, we can help.
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Luke.
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What?
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She's family.
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We haven't even seen
her since our wedding.
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
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Fine. Maggie. Maggie, wait.
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Oh come on, don't be
such a drama queen.
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You don't get to play Evita at
the Beach Grove playhouse
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without being a little
bit of a drama queen.
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Well, you've always
had a talent for it.
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Thank you.
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Look, if you're gonna be in town for a while,
we should get together sometime.
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Coffee or you could
come by the house.
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I tried to start a garden,
you could come look at it.
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I think that dad would have liked
us to spend more time together.
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess it really doesn't
matter much anymore now, does it?
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That was nice.
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♪ Where we met all aloof
Forgotten lake shore ♪
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♪ Someone that styles
In the sky ♪
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♪ And I mean I have
Known her forever ♪
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So, what can I get for you?
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My father's dead.
Get me drunk.
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Alright.
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How's that for starters?
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♪ You go... ♪
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♪ Woah ♪
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♪ You go... ♪
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♪ You, woah... ♪
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♪ Woah... You go... ♪
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Ma'am, we are closing up.
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Oh.
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- So, you don't want any more of my money?
- Not tonight I don't.
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Alrighty then.
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You're sure you're okay?
You want me to call you a cab?
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- How about you give me a ride?
- I don't usually...
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How about you give me
a ride to your house?
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Um, no ma'am. Thank you. No.
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Your loss.
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- Surprise!
- What are you doing here?
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You said you wanted to hang
out more. So, let's hang out.
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I... I didn't mean
at 2 in the morning.
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I'll go get the guest
room ready.
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No, Luke, wait.
What... can't you stay at Michael's?
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I didn't want to bother him.
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So, you bother us?
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Well, I didn't think seeing your
sister was gonna be such a bother.
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No, you're right. Luke,
can you grab some sheets?
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How about that garden?
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It's 2:00 a.m.
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Come on. I thought you said you
wanted to show it off. Come on.
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So, I planted some cherry
tomatoes over there
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and I planted some beans too-those
are over... over there somewhere.
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Huh?
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Not up
to your standards?
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I guess I'd be more
impressed if I could actually see it.
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All right, you should
be all set.
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Thanks for having me crash here.
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Wait, group hug.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Have a good night.
- Okay. Thanks.
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Come up into
downward facing dog.
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Exhale. Inhale.
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Now raise your right leg up into
three legged downward facing dog.
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Exhale.
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And bend your right
knee into your chest.
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And...
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- What is that?
- Set your foot down between your...
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It's yoga.
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It's relaxing.
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Inhale.
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Your legs are shaking.
That can't possibly be relaxing.
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and spread your
arms into warrior...
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I'm building up my
strength, okay?
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Hey, any chance you want
to build up some breakfast?
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I already had lunch.
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Yeah? Well, I had a late night.
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I know.
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Eh...
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- You want a pop-tart?
- Mm-Hm.
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Thanks for breakfast.
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- Got any plans today?
- My mom's coming over.
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Why?
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I don't want her to be alone.
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Okay, that sounds lame.
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I mean Luke wants to take me to disco bowling
alley but I'm not really up for it yet.
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- Disco bowling?
- Yeah, it's the new big thing at least around here.
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Sounds better than
your mom.
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Oh, I don't know.
We're gonna open up a bottle of wine
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and work on a puzzle
of the Sagrada Familia.
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Oh geez, you are still
such a wet blanket.
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Hey guys.
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- You sleep okay, Maggie?
- Oh yeah. I feel much better.
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Hey, got any big plans today?
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Yeah, Hannah's mom
is coming over.
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We're putting together
Notre Dame.
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Sagrada Familia.
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Right, Sagrada Familia.
You're welcome to join.
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Oh, wow. You know,
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as much as I love puzzles,
I think I'm gonna pass.
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All right. Your loss.
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Oh, hey. What are you up to?
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Oh, just checking in
on the puzzle party.
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Seems festive.
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Are you sure you
don't want to join?
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I'm glad to see you, Maggie.
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I want you to know
that I'm here for you.
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Wow, that's really nice of you May,
but I think I'm gonna be all right.
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Your father would be so happy to see us
all together putting together a puzzle.
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You haven't even opened the box.
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I was speaking about it in a
more family spirit kind of way.
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Oh, I'm not sure dad would
want me in his spirit group.
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Well, he may not have always
approved of your choices
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but he still loved you.
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Yeah. Well, I guess he came around
once he got a do-over with Hannah.
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What?
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Come on, with you he got what he wanted.
Good school, good job,
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cookie-cutter house with the
cookie-cutter husband to match.
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I mean it really didn't
matter what I did.
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That's not fair.
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Well, I'm sorry for opening up
my cookie-cutter home to you.
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I'm sure she didn't
mean it as an insult.
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Of course she did. She just walks around
saying whatever the hell she wants.
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Should we get this
puzzle started?
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It was just a joke.
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Geez. What's
with all the drama?
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You are such suburbanite.
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Just show some respect for my family
and my home. That's all I ask.
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All right.
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- Who's ready for a drink?
- Sure, why not.
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No. The last thing anyone
needs are drinks.
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I think I should go.
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Mom, you don't have to go.
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That's okay.
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- Why don't we all go down to the disco bowling alley?
- Yes.
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I think I'll call it a night.
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If you need anything,
please call.
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Oh. Same with you.
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Love you.
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Bye, mom.
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Thanks.
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Uh-oh, naturally
this is my fault.
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No one said that.
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Sad women and disco
bowling don't mix.
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We are all sad.
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I feel fine.
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Then I don't know what
the hell is wrong with you.
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Welcome to disco bowling.
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Whoo!
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Yes!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Come here. All right.
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Loser.
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Come one honey, you
got this. Just bowl it.
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You can't root for him.
We're all playing against each other.
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He's my husband.
I can be supportive.
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Why be supportive of someone who doesn't
have your best interest at heart?
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It's just bowling.
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For now.
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But just wait till he has to go
on a work cruise with Melissa
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and it's all about business but
you know what's really going on.
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I don't really think that's
applicable in this situation.
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Mm, just wait.
It's always the perfect seeming couples
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that have the most
skeletons in their closet.
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I think you've had enough.
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I don't think so, sister.
I'm just telling you like it is.
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- Yes!
- Way to go!
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Don't mess up, Hannah.
We'd be all so disappointed if you messed up.
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I'm being supportive.
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I want you to knock
down all of the pins.
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I want you to knock
down all the pins and then
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marry the best pin and then
have perfect little pin babies.
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Stop it, Maggie. Stop it.
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Oh, looks like she's not so perfect
after all, ladies and gentlemen.
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It's just bowling.
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For now.
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You think you could do better.
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No shit.
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Excuse me, just a second.
228
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- Yeah.
- We're gonna need to borrow your lane.
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Sure.
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Relax, Rosy Lee.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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This is a bowling duel.
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You and me. Get in your lane.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Come on guys!
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This is a disgrace to the
beautiful game of bowling.
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Yes, I win! You're a loser.
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I'm not a loser. You're a loser.
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You just lost, dude.
You're a loser.
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Let's get out of here.
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00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,432
Michael, where
are you going? Wait. What...
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- What are you doing here?
- Luke invited us.
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Then why are you leaving?
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I'm sick of being embarrassed
by my mom, okay.
245
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We're both adults. It shouldn't
happen anymore.
246
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,781
It was just some friendly
competition, that's all.
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You were making a scene.
248
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What? Come on, don't leave.
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00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,421
What is that? What...
250
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,625
- What is that?
- I'm sorry, what?
251
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,427
That ring. What's that ring?
252
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,431
Oh, um, we're engaged.
253
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:19,670
- And you didn't tell me?
- It's a private thing. It just happened.
254
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:25,109
- When?
- A couple weeks ago.
255
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,712
A couple weeks ago?
I don't believe this.
256
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,415
Mom, I'm sorry, but we just
wanted to keep it quiet,
257
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,698
especially with, you know,
granddad being sick and all.
258
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,421
You're not supposed
to not tell your mother.
259
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,289
I'm supposed to know.
260
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,391
I know, I'm sorry
but now you know.
261
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,532
Hey, can I come in?
262
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,896
I... I just wanted to say I'm sorry
about what happened with Michael.
263
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,140
Did you know he was engaged?
264
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:04,348
I know things are tough but you
can still fix things with him.
265
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,619
- What the hell do you know about that?
- Excuse me?
266
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:13,257
You don't know what it's like
to be a mother, how hard it is.
267
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,392
And you do?
268
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,662
Yes, of course I do.
269
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:21,566
You were never a mother to him.
A mother needs to be around.
270
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,069
They need to be an adult.
271
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,571
Now I'm supposed to take advice from
my little sister about being an adult?
272
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,806
I was married before
you were even born.
273
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,142
- And how'd that go?
- Oh-oh.
274
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,312
I have a life,
a husband, a career.
275
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,748
Right, office work,
such a career.
276
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,352
I'll have you know,
I'm up for a big promotion at my office job.
277
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,122
Wooptido.
278
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,891
You don't even know what I do. You've
never asked. You only care about yourself.
279
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,528
Right, I only care about myself
and making you miserable.
280
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,699
You're making yourself miserable. This
train wreck act is getting a little stale.
281
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,535
That's so profound.
282
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,905
Do you want to publish
those thoughts?
283
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,341
I can't keep
feeling sorry for you.
284
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,409
Sorry for me? No.
285
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,278
I should feel sorry for you.
286
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,515
That boring job
and your boring life.
287
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,484
I can do what I want.
I answer to no one.
288
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,355
You know what? You're right, you
seem to have it all figured out.
289
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,369
I should kick her out.
290
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,471
- She is difficult.
- And disrespectful.
291
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,772
But she's family.
292
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,509
I wish my dad were here.
Maybe he could help.
293
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,679
Your dad couldn't help her
even when he was alive.
294
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,281
She was his wild child.
295
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,383
And you were
his perfect princess.
296
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,752
Right, perfect.
297
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,854
Maybe staying with
us will ground her.
298
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,724
Some of the perfect
might rub off on her.
299
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,194
Yeah. Maybe she'll grow up.
300
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,667
Who is that?
301
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,737
That's some crazy old lady.
302
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:10,575
Oh, that's bad ass. I'm
gonna go dance with her.
303
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,743
- No, you fucking won't.
- Yes.
304
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,349
Well, what are you waiting for?
305
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:27,892
Can you come with that guy?
Cannot even believe him, he is such a tool.
306
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,801
You dance pretty good.
307
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:40,871
- What?
- I said you dance pretty good.
308
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,474
It's pretty well.
309
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,512
And you dance pretty mediocre.
310
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,295
Oh...
311
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,433
Oh.
312
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,070
Oh, you've got
to be shitting me.
313
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,040
What are you doing?
314
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,043
Going through your
Playgirl stash.
315
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,413
Get out.
316
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:34,118
Sorry. I used positive
visualization to get in here
317
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:38,422
and I promise to be more careful
with my powers next time.
318
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,457
Get out.
319
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,093
Now.
320
00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:46,130
Okay. Jeez.
321
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,882
I could write better bullshit
than these idiots.
322
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,432
You're right.
323
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,783
...safe zone.
324
00:23:55,784 --> 00:23:57,133
It's a safe zone.
And everyone there is safe.
325
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,536
No, no, no.
326
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,688
And done.
327
00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,459
Top that, Hannah.
328
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,680
They make me feel sentimental
but do they bring me joy.
329
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:47,084
I think the question is whether or not we would
use them. And the answer is definitely not.
330
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,186
But they might bring me joy.
331
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:52,122
- Is that that Chinese woman again?
- Japanese.
332
00:24:53,125 --> 00:25:00,097
We have really huge houses in America. So,
if you want to keep them, we can find room.
333
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,633
That's true.
334
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:05,168
It might be too soon to thank them for
their service and send them on their way.
335
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:14,078
- Well, that's not bringing you pleasure, is it?
- I'm not sure.
336
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,182
I need a break.
337
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,923
Hey, Hannah, come here.
338
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,627
- What?
- You've gotta see this.
339
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:39,537
I know you guys usually come here to
watch me and my friends play video games
340
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:43,908
but today I really need to bring
your attention to something.
341
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:47,945
- And where did you find this?
- Oh, this dude kills the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare.
342
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:51,082
Just hold on.
343
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:54,218
Now, I'm not much of a reader but you guys,
I just read a book that changed my life.
344
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,553
Hello.
345
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,921
We're in the kitchen.
346
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,590
I Like Me by Doctor
Margaret Schultz.
347
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,982
Holy shit.
348
00:26:01,983 --> 00:26:04,373
Now I know what
you guys are thinking.
349
00:26:04,374 --> 00:26:07,576
Max, you have thousands of subscribers,
why would you need a self-help book?
350
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,734
What are you guys watching?
351
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,869
- Why don't you tell us?
- The truth is
352
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,004
sometimes I just didn't know what
direction I wanted to go in, you know.
353
00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:17,641
It felt like other people were constantly
telling me what I should be doing,
354
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:19,877
like society or my mom.
355
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:22,279
- I don't get it.
- But what did I really want?
356
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,882
Doctor Margaret Schultz
helped me figure that out.
357
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:28,402
Is this video about me?
358
00:26:28,403 --> 00:26:31,921
You see, Doctor Schultz reminded me that
what really matters in my life is me.
359
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:36,026
I mean, it's my life and this stuff I do,
I'm the one doing it.
360
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,862
My life need a more
positive in me
361
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:42,066
and the power to say
"I like me" and I am great.
362
00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:48,639
I needed to take control of my life.
And you need to take control of yours.
363
00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,308
Don't listen to anyone
besides yourself. But
364
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:55,279
also listen to me.
Definitely read I Like Me.
365
00:26:56,182 --> 00:27:00,384
- How did this happen? Do you know him?
- So, that's your book?
366
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:05,322
Well, who else could possibly
be Doctor Margaret Schultz?
367
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:08,659
You're not even Doctor
Margaret Schultz.
368
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:11,996
- Am I famous?
- It has two hundred thousand views.
369
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:15,032
- Oh my God!
- So, you wrote a book?
370
00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:19,236
Yeah! But I didn't think
anyone would read it.
371
00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:24,308
I mean, really shouldn't have underestimated
the power of people's stupidity.
372
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,843
Let me see here.
373
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,783
You were my inspiration.
374
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:41,358
They love me.
You should read it.
375
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:48,332
Doctor Margaret Schultz got
her PhD in Social Psychology
376
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,035
from the University
of the Pacific Rim.
377
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:57,908
I was very affected by that movie.
It taught me a lot about the human psyche.
378
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,710
I can't believe it.
379
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:03,113
Wow. You believed
all the other garbage.
380
00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:06,183
Maybe you should try some
"positive in me" in your life.
381
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,387
Wha...
382
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,390
Okay.
383
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:20,030
"Dear Doctor Schultz,
I am writing in the hope you can help me.
384
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:24,168
I recently discovered my wife was
having an affair with our dog walker.
385
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:27,905
I don't know what to do.
She is the love of my life.
386
00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:32,142
I don't want to lose her although she
says the dog walker is very well hung
387
00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:35,379
and great with our
Shih Tzu. So..." Okay.
388
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,081
Whoo.
389
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,450
"It's not cheating if
there's money involved."
390
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,385
Okay.
391
00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:47,424
"We would love to have you as a guest to
talk about your inspirational new book."
392
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,227
I have to find a new outfit.
393
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,484
Yes.
394
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:16,854
Congratulations.
395
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:20,791
Thank you. The trick
is to believe in yourself.
396
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:25,229
You know, I think
you can use my book.
397
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,004
- Good morning.
- Hi.
398
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:53,791
Okay, not so fast.
399
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:54,892
Just breathe.
400
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,262
I am key to the door of success.
401
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,305
Hello, Hannah.
How are you today?
402
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:11,008
Oh, I... I was just heading
to the copier.
403
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,044
Is that all?
404
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:17,064
Yes.
405
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:20,083
Well, no. I... I thought while I was on my
way to the copier I would stop in and ask
406
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:23,220
if you had received my application
for the account director position.
407
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:26,023
I think all those applications
are still down at HR.
408
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,326
Oh, okay.
409
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,994
Do you know when
you'll be reviewing them?
410
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:34,832
After HR screen them.
Maybe in a week.
411
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:39,269
And I'll get through the screen, right?
Because I already work here.
412
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,337
Sure.
413
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:50,914
But I'll get through the screen, right?
I mean inside hires are cheaper.
414
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:55,252
We're looking for the best
candidates, not the cheapest.
415
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,873
Am I the best?
416
00:30:58,874 --> 00:31:01,274
That's really up to Dana. She
handles most of the recruiting.
417
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:06,296
Well, I do recruiting
but Cheryl does the hiring.
418
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:12,636
Account Director.
Account Director.
419
00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:17,307
Yes, it's a very important position.
They oversee the handling of accounts.
420
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:19,209
Like accounting?
421
00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:23,881
No, like companies
we do PR work for.
422
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:26,617
I think my assistant Finn
is handling that one.
423
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,353
Great.
424
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,260
At this point in the process we're just
running candidates through Fonterra.
425
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:38,462
And where does she sit?
426
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:41,031
Fonterra Recruitment Pro.
427
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,500
It's a computer program
that screens candidates.
428
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:49,273
Oh. So, would they even use that for
applicants from within the company?
429
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,195
How else would we know
if they're qualified?
430
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,483
I'm gonna need the living room.
431
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:00,485
What?
432
00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:04,405
I need the living room.
433
00:32:04,406 --> 00:32:06,246
It's the... the living
room. Just enter it.
434
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:08,425
Yes, ma'am.
435
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,364
Luke, I thought
you left already.
436
00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,006
So...
437
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,762
What are you doing up
before noon?
438
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:02,612
Very funny, little sister.
439
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:09,286
I'm sorry, she'll be out of our way in
just a second and then we can begin.
440
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:15,158
Oh wait.
441
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,695
Yes, I packed you breakfast.
442
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,433
Remember what I always say?
443
00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:29,272
A healthy breakfast
is the start of a positive day.
444
00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:30,394
- You...
- I get it.
445
00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:35,413
Of course.
446
00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:37,748
Thank you.
447
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,318
It was nice to meet you.
448
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:59,069
Okay. So, your son boinked
your neighbor's wife, right?
449
00:33:59,071 --> 00:34:02,539
What? No. I boinked...
450
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:06,576
I mean I slept with
the neighbor's wife.
451
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:11,581
Wow. For a second there I thought we had a
classic Mrs. Robinson situation on our hands.
452
00:34:13,118 --> 00:34:14,284
A what?
453
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,053
You know, from The Graduate.
454
00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:19,082
Well, how did you know
her name was Robinson?
455
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,759
I have that sense.
456
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,129
It's what I do.
457
00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,207
You've gotta be kidding me.
458
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:43,380
- Hey, someone left this book in my office?
- Yep.
459
00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:48,685
That was me. And you, you gotta read it.
It literally changed my life.
460
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,788
- Oh it did, did it?
- Oh yeah.
461
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,324
This Doctor Schultz is a genius.
462
00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:56,460
It's like she can read my mind.
463
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:59,296
To be honest, I think it can
help you with the promotion.
464
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,700
Well, thank you.
465
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:04,801
You're welcome.
466
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:07,471
You know that's my sister.
467
00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:10,540
- No way.
- Oh yeah. well, my half-sister.
468
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:13,143
Oh my God. Are you guys close?
469
00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:15,512
You could say that.
470
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:22,385
Wow. I mean, when you see her,
you tell her that she has a fan in me.
471
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:25,856
I'll have plenty of opportunities.
She lives in my guest room.
472
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,898
- Hey, I'm gonna get some coffee. Do you want any?
- No.
473
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,840
Okay. Relax. Just relax.
474
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,151
Happy place.
475
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,186
Happy place.
476
00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:58,421
Happy place.
477
00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,161
No. Screw it.
478
00:36:06,231 --> 00:36:07,430
Sad place.
479
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:15,839
I feel really good about the
progress that we made today.
480
00:36:16,742 --> 00:36:18,608
That'll be hundred dollars.
481
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:21,878
- You brought cash, right?
- Well, of course. Of course.
482
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:26,316
- Bless you.
- Oh, bless you.
483
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,975
So, what... what will you
be having, sweetheart?
484
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:54,611
Oh. I don't know.
485
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:58,741
You don't know? If you're gonna sit here,
I think you should drink here.
486
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:00,784
- Beer.
- Beer.
487
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,553
Could you be a bit
more specific?
488
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:06,791
No. Wine.
489
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,626
- Wine.
- Definitely wine.
490
00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:10,427
Definitely wine.
491
00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:11,628
- Red.
- Red.
492
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:14,631
- And cheap.
- Cheap red wine. We got that.
493
00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,501
Here you go.
494
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,560
Hannah.
495
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,694
Yeah!
496
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,696
Not you. Hannah.
497
00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:49,733
She's not back from
work yet. What's up?
498
00:37:52,537 --> 00:37:56,506
I sold five hundred thousand
copies of my book.
499
00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:01,311
- Is that good?
- Yeah, I think so.
500
00:38:01,313 --> 00:38:08,018
I mean it's just a book but I mean that's
pretty much everyone that still reads, right?
501
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,586
Yeah, I guess so.
502
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,955
You want to play Call of Duty?
503
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,492
You know what?
504
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:18,295
Yes. Yes, I do.
505
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:23,900
Okay. So, left joystick move,
right joystick orientation,
506
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:28,705
hold down the left trigger to aim and then
right trigger is shoot. Okay? And go.
507
00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,775
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
508
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:35,478
Do I have to push any of these
pretty buttons over here?
509
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,480
Don't worry about those.
Only if you need to jump.
510
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,916
Shoot him. Shoot.
Shoot that guy right there. Right there.
511
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:40,850
Terrorist. Terrorist.
512
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:46,456
Shoot. Shoot. Shoot the terrorist. That's a
terrorist. That is a terrorist. Shoot him.
513
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,525
Oh. Hey.
514
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:52,362
Maggie just sold five hundred
thousand copies of her book.
515
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:53,830
Isn't that amazing?
516
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,767
Yes, it's wonderful.
517
00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:03,873
What's her problem?
518
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,076
Must have had a hard day.
519
00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:08,812
She'll be fine.
520
00:39:09,815 --> 00:39:10,780
- Okay, go.
- Oh, wait.
521
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,115
Go, go, go, go, go. Terrorist.
522
00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:13,350
My God.
523
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:25,061
Welcome back to "Hello Hello." And let's
give a hello, hello, hello to our guest,
524
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:28,832
life coach and hit author
Doctor Margaret Schultz.
525
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,834
Thank you for having me, Rita.
526
00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:34,537
Let's start off with a burning
question everyone is dying to know.
527
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,539
What is your morning
beauty routine?
528
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,542
Oh, well, that's a very
interesting question.
529
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:43,780
I would say yoga,
530
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:47,751
avocado facial mask
531
00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:50,871
and grapefruit.
532
00:39:50,872 --> 00:39:53,990
That's great. That's great.
I am quite the yogini myself. Namaste.
533
00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:56,693
Namastadi indeed.
534
00:39:56,695 --> 00:40:00,864
Now this book, full disclosure,
I am a journalist and all,
535
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:05,668
I've not finished it yet, but there's
so much buzz around it. Why is that?
536
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:10,006
I think I'm getting at something that's
really bothering a lot of people.
537
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:13,710
With so many people in the world,
we're forgetting about ourselves.
538
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:14,811
Too true.
539
00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:17,147
I was having this
problem myself and
540
00:40:17,149 --> 00:40:22,519
then I realized that all I had to do was
look deep inside myself and realize that
541
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,654
I like me...
542
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,723
And find out why.
543
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:30,927
And this book is helping
people find out that why.
544
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:34,764
Wow. That is so inspirational.
545
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:40,470
Do you have any advice for any young aspiring
writers out there who may be watching today
546
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:43,740
and saying to themselves,
"How can I be like her?"
547
00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,508
Well, yes I do.
548
00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:52,515
Follow the advice in my book
and live your dreams.
549
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:55,218
No one is stopping you but you.
550
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:58,054
We are all great.
551
00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:02,058
Just look inside you and realize
how much you love yourself
552
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:05,161
and spread that love
into the world.
553
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:11,067
I like me and I am
great and so can you.
554
00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:15,839
Well, that's all the time we have today.
It's been a pleasure.
555
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:19,609
I Like Me by Doctor Margaret
Schultz available online.
556
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:22,145
I urge you all to get
your copy today.
557
00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,962
Thanks for tonight.
I needed this.
558
00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:42,499
Thank you. Dinner would
not have been as nice alone.
559
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,135
How would I have eaten all that cheese by myself?
560
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,973
You're such a goofball.
561
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,508
I love you.
562
00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:52,742
I love you too.
563
00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:56,012
What is going on?
564
00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:59,082
Maggie!
565
00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:06,022
It's still! Run!
566
00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:14,864
Yo, Doctor Schultz is
the shit at beer bong, man.
567
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:18,768
Great. Can you please get all of
these people out of my house?
568
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:24,841
Oh, lighten up. My book sold
five hundred thousand copies.
569
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:28,245
We're celebrating.
570
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:31,648
Whoo! Five hundred thousand
books! Books! Books! Books!
571
00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:34,150
Books! Books!
572
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,319
Luke!
573
00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:43,560
They're already here, right?
We might as well have fun.
574
00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:46,162
God damn it.
Are all you people insane?
575
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:53,570
Maggie! Maggie! Maggie!
Maggie! Maggie! Maggie!
576
00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,711
Hey, you leaving already?
577
00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:04,614
We... we need
578
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:07,083
more booze.
579
00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:10,219
I'll pay if you give me
a lift somewhere.
580
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,022
Okay.
581
00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:13,923
Yep.
582
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:19,696
I'm... I'm... I'm really glad we
finally got some time alone.
583
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,765
I really... I really like you.
584
00:43:23,668 --> 00:43:25,001
You what?
585
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,636
Um...
586
00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:28,938
I... I really like you.
587
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,942
Okay. So, do you think you
could just keep pushing?
588
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,378
Yeah.
589
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,880
- Thanks.
- But... but I... I like you.
590
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:40,050
Hey, Michael.
591
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:42,886
Michael!
592
00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:47,757
Can I help you?
593
00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:51,861
Can you tell Michael
mom is here?
594
00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,196
Michael's not here.
595
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,165
Did he move?
596
00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:59,102
No. He's on his honeymoon.
597
00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:00,303
You're his mom?
598
00:44:01,373 --> 00:44:03,272
Yes.
599
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:06,309
I'm pretty confident
of the maternity.
600
00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:09,312
Then how come I didn't
see you at the wedding?
601
00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,875
I can clean this.
602
00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:41,678
Really? You can clean it up?
603
00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:44,847
You knew about
Michael, didn't you?
604
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:48,985
Just leave everything to Hannah,
she'll take care of everything?
605
00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:50,853
Listen to me.
606
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:51,855
What?
607
00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:54,924
You knew he got married?
608
00:44:56,761 --> 00:44:57,761
Yeah.
609
00:44:58,930 --> 00:44:59,930
We knew.
610
00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:03,199
Luke, can you just
give us a minute?
611
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:06,370
All right.
612
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:16,813
They told us about
the wedding. it was small.
613
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:20,216
- They didn't want a big thing.
- How could you do that?
614
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:23,186
I didn't want to get in the
middle of a private issue.
615
00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:25,254
You didn't want to
get in the middle?
616
00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,423
You're supposed to be my sister.
617
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:30,093
And you're supposed
to be his mother.
618
00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:33,496
- Again, what does that mean?
- You know exactly what I mean.
619
00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:37,166
Oh, fuck this.
620
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,402
Maggie, where are you going?
621
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:40,404
Come on.
622
00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:55,351
Ma'am, are you alright?
623
00:45:57,222 --> 00:45:59,873
Yes. I'm great.
624
00:45:59,874 --> 00:46:03,234
Well, do you mind getting out?
You're in the middle of my birthday party.
625
00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:04,428
Oh.
626
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:06,163
Okay.
627
00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:24,180
- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk to you.
628
00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:41,063
- Do you want something to drink or anything?
- Nope.
629
00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:46,536
Why don't you have a seat?
630
00:46:52,544 --> 00:46:53,910
Is everything alright?
631
00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:58,281
Yes. Why wouldn't
everything be alright?
632
00:46:58,283 --> 00:46:59,283
Okay.
633
00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:01,951
You were at Michael's wedding.
634
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:04,387
Yes, I was.
635
00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,222
Of course you were.
636
00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,025
You don't look right.
637
00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:16,933
You know, he thinks you're the good guy and
I'm this super villain. But he has no idea.
638
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:20,837
Are you still at Hannah's?
639
00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:24,006
Yes, but not because
I have to be.
640
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:27,844
In case you didn't know, I am
a best-selling author now.
641
00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:29,078
Right.
642
00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:34,917
- Well, aren't you gonna congratulate me?
- Congratulations.
643
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,486
Yep.
644
00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:39,956
Doctor Schultz.
645
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,991
I think you should
get some rest.
646
00:47:41,993 --> 00:47:43,753
Well, I'm glad that's
what you think.
647
00:47:47,131 --> 00:47:50,166
You know, I used
to be his favorite.
648
00:47:50,168 --> 00:47:54,370
I was the fun one. You were always
this fuddy-duddy rule follower.
649
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:57,006
Well, if a fuddy-duddy
rule follower
650
00:47:57,008 --> 00:48:00,910
means that I was around
for my son, I'm okay with that.
651
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,345
I was around.
652
00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:04,380
You were gone for
months at a time...
653
00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:09,886
traveling theater troupes, silent retreats,
poetic explorations, the circus.
654
00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:13,389
Never the circus. And he
could have come with me.
655
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,124
He had school.
656
00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:16,926
I could have homeschooled.
657
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:20,363
Look, what's done is done.
He turned out great.
658
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:25,201
He hates me.
659
00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:28,303
He doesn't hate you. He cares about you.
We all care about you.
660
00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:33,075
He's just trying to figure out how to
fit you into his life. That's all.
661
00:48:34,979 --> 00:48:36,279
Ugh.
662
00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:07,443
- Yes?
- Oh my God, you're Doctor Schultz.
663
00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,112
Yes, I... I am.
664
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,948
You changed my life.
665
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:15,685
I never realized how great I
could be until I read your book.
666
00:49:15,687 --> 00:49:18,254
Oh, that makes me really happy.
667
00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:20,456
I've read it so many times.
668
00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:24,694
I wish I had your book with me
so I could get you to sign it.
669
00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:28,664
Oh, that would have been great,
wouldn't it have? Hi sweetie.
670
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,166
Sign me!
671
00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:33,469
Excuse me?
672
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,305
I want your mark on me forever.
673
00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:43,179
You know, the permanent and permanent marker
really doesn't meant... okay, okay. Okay.
674
00:49:49,220 --> 00:49:50,319
Oh.
675
00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:55,591
Thank you. And bless your soul.
676
00:49:55,593 --> 00:49:57,159
Bless you too.
677
00:50:20,018 --> 00:50:25,054
"When all else fails, look to yourself,
you have all the answers."
678
00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,460
"Don't put yourself on a shelf."
679
00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:36,232
"Remember, I like me
and I am great."
680
00:50:37,435 --> 00:50:40,603
God. I'm a fucking genius.
681
00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:44,206
So, the whole thing kind
of blew up in my face.
682
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:49,512
But what am I supposed to do when my nephew
tells me not to tell his mom about his wedding?
683
00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:54,050
What sort of positive outcome could
I visualize in that situation?
684
00:50:54,052 --> 00:50:56,419
But... but she's still
living with you?
685
00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:59,221
She seems quite
committed to the idea.
686
00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:02,591
I don't think I've ever seen her have such
strong follow through on something before.
687
00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:05,795
Well, she also started
a self-help movement.
688
00:51:05,797 --> 00:51:07,363
Yeah.
689
00:51:07,365 --> 00:51:09,285
Hannah, could I please
see you in my office?
690
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:11,767
Yes, of course.
691
00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:14,336
All right.
692
00:51:20,111 --> 00:51:23,345
I wanted you to be the first to
know that you didn't get the job.
693
00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:27,716
Did... didn't... didn't
get the job?
694
00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:30,419
Did not. I'm very sorry.
695
00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:38,160
But why? I... I... I've been here five years,
I'm a leader, I'm... I'm qualified.
696
00:51:38,162 --> 00:51:41,397
That's all true but there was
someone more qualified.
697
00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:44,200
- Who? An outside hire?
- Jermaine.
698
00:51:45,136 --> 00:51:46,602
- Jermaine?
- Yes.
699
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:49,138
I'm very sorry about this.
700
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:49,738
But
701
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:56,412
I really look forward to seeing all the great
work you continue to do in your current capacity.
702
00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:01,283
Now if you could please leave.
703
00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:14,563
Congratulations.
704
00:52:16,134 --> 00:52:18,634
Thank you. Hey, I'm
pretty sure it was close.
705
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:21,871
Close doesn't cut it.
706
00:52:21,873 --> 00:52:25,441
Look, I know you may
not be her biggest fan
707
00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:28,611
but to be honest, I feel like you
should read your sister's book.
708
00:52:28,613 --> 00:52:33,149
I don't think I would have gotten the
job without it. Maybe it can help you.
709
00:52:37,255 --> 00:52:38,921
Un-fucking-believable.
710
00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:45,895
I like me and I am great.
711
00:52:45,897 --> 00:52:48,764
I like me and I am great.
712
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:51,901
I like me and I am great.
713
00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:57,306
Step two, jogging.
714
00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:02,444
Hi. Want to join me?
715
00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:03,812
Doing what?
716
00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:05,414
Jogging.
717
00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:08,584
- You jog?
- Of course. It's in my book.
718
00:53:08,586 --> 00:53:11,453
Healthy living and eating clean.
719
00:53:11,455 --> 00:53:14,757
- What does eating clean mean?
- Wash your hands?
720
00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:23,766
Hey, how was work?
721
00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:25,401
I didn't get the promotion.
722
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,639
My bowling team
didn't make the playoffs.
723
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:34,343
- What?
- Well, technically we were disqualified
724
00:53:34,345 --> 00:53:37,813
because as it turns out Ronnie was
taking performance-enhancing drugs.
725
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:41,584
But it's like should we all get punished
because of Ronnie's Napoleon complex?
726
00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:43,819
Luke, what about my thing?
727
00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:45,521
What thing?
728
00:53:45,523 --> 00:53:49,291
Oh, yeah, that really sucks.
729
00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:50,593
But you're young.
730
00:53:51,762 --> 00:53:54,697
You still have time
to work your way up.
731
00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:57,633
Yeah, but it's still really disappointing.
I wanted to move on to something new.
732
00:53:57,635 --> 00:53:58,635
Yeah.
733
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:00,570
For sure.
734
00:54:04,775 --> 00:54:06,542
I'm gonna go to bed.
735
00:54:06,544 --> 00:54:08,864
- You want to get something to eat?
- No.
736
00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:14,016
Your best is you.
737
00:54:14,018 --> 00:54:19,588
Not you encumbered by other
people or them but just pure you.
738
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:23,492
When you are in a tough
situation, ask yourself
739
00:54:23,494 --> 00:54:27,830
What would you do in this situation
if you were on a deserted island
740
00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:31,400
with just yourself
and that situation?
741
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:35,604
Ten minutes. Nice.
742
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,975
You will be in full control
of your "positive in me".
743
00:54:40,845 --> 00:54:41,845
Nope.
744
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,412
Nope.
745
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:48,350
♪ Do you feel the coldness
In your stomach turn to warmth ♪
746
00:54:48,352 --> 00:54:51,520
♪ And you run of out of tears ♪
747
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,722
♪ Well I saw you
Around the spinning car ♪
748
00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:55,691
♪ It makes me feel miserable ♪
749
00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:58,661
♪ So is the feeling ♪
750
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,034
- Yeah!
- Yeah, right!
751
00:55:06,837 --> 00:55:12,374
♪ It's not the way
You want it to be ♪
752
00:55:12,376 --> 00:55:14,576
♪ Baby ♪
753
00:55:15,746 --> 00:55:17,079
Oh.
754
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:24,053
Wonderful. See? And
755
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:26,789
what about you?
756
00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:48,744
Welcome!
757
00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,879
- This really works.
- Yeah!
758
00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:52,881
- Are you sure?
- Hope so because this sucks.
759
00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,585
Talking to come.
760
00:55:56,587 --> 00:55:59,488
- What?
- I'm not totally clueless.
761
00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:03,492
It's marriage, right?
Ups and downs.
762
00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:05,174
You should come
to one of my meetings.
763
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,499
Think about it.
It's not as bad as it seems.
764
00:56:21,512 --> 00:56:22,878
Jesus Christ.
765
00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:34,089
Welcome. Everyone,
welcome Hannah.
766
00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:36,525
Welcome, Hannah.
767
00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,026
Thanks.
768
00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,995
Why don't you come in
and have a seat?
769
00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:51,473
Now, why don't you tell us what's
causing you anxiety today?
770
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,043
Well, um,
771
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:58,814
my dad died recently
772
00:56:58,816 --> 00:57:04,186
and I was passed over
for this promotion at work and
773
00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:08,991
I feel a little unappreciated
at home.
774
00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:13,195
Could it be that you don't
appreciate yourself enough?
775
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,496
Mmm.
776
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:18,467
No, I don't think that's it.
777
00:57:18,469 --> 00:57:24,840
It sounds to me like you're not
thinking about what makes you great.
778
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:27,576
And that's what's leading
to these struggles.
779
00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:33,482
Hannah, repeat after me.
780
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:38,587
Please make eye contact with me.
781
00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:47,563
I like me and I am great.
782
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:52,634
I like me and I am great.
783
00:57:53,504 --> 00:57:54,970
Okay.
784
00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:57,039
Well, I didn't really
believe that.
785
00:57:58,075 --> 00:58:01,477
Should we show her
how it's done, everyone?
786
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:04,680
I like me and I am great.
787
00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:06,915
I like me and I am great.
788
00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:08,116
Again.
789
00:58:08,118 --> 00:58:10,219
I like me and I am great.
790
00:58:10,221 --> 00:58:11,220
One more time.
791
00:58:11,222 --> 00:58:13,222
I like me and I am great.
792
00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:14,690
Keep it going.
793
00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,157
I like me and I am great.
794
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,694
I like me and I am great!
795
00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:20,729
I like me and I am great!
796
00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:23,265
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up!
797
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:30,105
Hannah, we try to only use positive
words in this environment.
798
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:33,909
Oh, shove it up
your ass, Maggie.
799
00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:37,546
Now, I know you're upset.
800
00:58:37,548 --> 00:58:40,649
Why don't we try and rephrase
that in a more positive manner?
801
00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:43,852
You're all so full of shit.
802
00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:47,756
I mean, you all look up
to her and worship her.
803
00:58:47,758 --> 00:58:50,692
You know why?
Because you're all worthless.
804
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:54,963
You... you haven't accomplished shit in your
lives and now you think maybe this will work.
805
00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:57,099
Well guess what?
That's not how life is!
806
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,802
Why don't we just
sit down and relax?
807
00:59:00,804 --> 00:59:03,939
No, no, no, I will not relax.
808
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:07,075
You... you... you... you cannot wish or...
or love anything into existence.
809
00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:10,012
The world is not your playground.
No one gives a shit about you,
810
00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:13,749
not your family, not your friends,
and certainly not Doctor Schultz.
811
00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:16,785
When we're gone,
our time on this earth
812
00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:19,621
will have been useless
and will all be forgotten!
813
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:27,296
I think we need to try and refrain from taking
your anger out on these wonderful people.
814
00:59:27,298 --> 00:59:29,965
I'll take my anger out
wherever I see fit.
815
00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:35,037
I like me and I am great.
816
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:38,941
I like me and I am great.
817
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:42,044
I like me and I am great.
818
00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:44,813
I like me and I am great.
819
00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:46,648
- I like me and I am great.
- Just...
820
00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:49,585
- Christ!
- I like me and I am great.
821
00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:52,220
I like me
and I am great.
822
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:55,991
I like me and I am great...
823
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:14,977
♪ Seems like everything
I was told was just a lie ♪
824
01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:20,148
♪ I've done it all by the book
And found no happiness inside ♪
825
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,651
♪ Am I the only one ♪
826
01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:27,856
♪ Or does Everyone
Feel like me ♪
827
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:32,728
♪ I'm checking off my list ♪
828
01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:35,230
♪ But it seems there's something
That I've missed ♪
829
01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:40,869
♪ I've got the house The husband,
a life That should be bliss ♪
830
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,305
♪ I've got it all ♪
831
01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:49,044
♪ But I still feel like
Well, shit ♪
832
01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:50,646
What's that all about?
833
01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:54,182
♪ What is happy? ♪
834
01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,718
♪ What's it all mean? ♪
835
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:02,290
♪ I've done all the work
But she gets everything ♪
836
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:10,032
♪ Happy is not what
I thought it'd be ♪
837
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:15,070
♪ I'll bet she's never
Had a plan ♪
838
01:01:15,072 --> 01:01:17,706
♪ While mine is crystal clear ♪
839
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:20,242
♪ She never seemed to grow up ♪
840
01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:22,744
♪ I mean she still
Shotguns beer ♪
841
01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:26,248
♪ I'm so confused ♪
842
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:30,986
♪ I just don't understand ♪
843
01:01:32,956 --> 01:01:35,724
♪ What is happy ♪
844
01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:38,026
♪ I thought I had it all ♪
845
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:41,163
♪ She made all the
Wrong decisions ♪
846
01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:43,932
♪ But I took the fall ♪
847
01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:50,439
♪ Happy is not what
I thought it'd be ♪
848
01:01:54,111 --> 01:01:56,311
♪ What is happy? ♪
849
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:58,280
♪ What's it all mean? ♪
850
01:01:58,282 --> 01:02:01,983
♪ What's it all mean? ♪
851
01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:06,822
♪ What is happy? ♪
852
01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:08,924
♪ I thought I had it all ♪
853
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:13,295
♪ I thought I had it all ♪
854
01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:22,037
I'm gonna kick her out.
855
01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:17,893
Hi. I'm gonna pick you up at
work and take you out to dinner.
856
01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:29,805
Oh, whatever.
857
01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:32,340
I'm rich now.
858
01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:16,218
After the many months of
working with the monks in Tibet,
859
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:20,589
I found what really works
is focusing on everything
860
01:04:20,591 --> 01:04:23,158
that is good about ourselves.
861
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:28,930
Only then could you then spread
that goodness out into the world.
862
01:04:28,932 --> 01:04:29,965
Wow.
863
01:04:30,901 --> 01:04:33,101
That is truly inspirational.
864
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,202
Right?
865
01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:36,938
Why did you go to Tibet?
866
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:40,342
Was there something you
were trying to deal with?
867
01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:44,613
No, nothing that I was
personally dealing with.
868
01:04:44,615 --> 01:04:51,987
It was more of a search for spiritual
truth on behalf of my clients.
869
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:55,390
Max, have you been studying for
your geometry test on Monday?
870
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,125
Mom, we're recording.
871
01:04:57,127 --> 01:05:01,296
Oh, oh, you're recording.
I thought you said you were contorting
872
01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,999
- and I got a bit worried.
- Mom, please.
873
01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:06,935
Sorry. I'll get
out of your hair.
874
01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:10,438
Um, I was about to make some
grilled cheese for lunch.
875
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,308
- Would your friend like some?
- Oh, I'd love some.
876
01:05:13,310 --> 01:05:19,915
Okay, I've got white or wheat bread...
well, actually it's potato and wheat bread.
877
01:05:19,917 --> 01:05:22,651
- Is potato considered white?
- Mom, we're busy.
878
01:05:23,654 --> 01:05:25,553
Wheat would be great.
879
01:05:31,662 --> 01:05:34,095
She can be so annoying
sometimes.
880
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:38,066
It's okay. I'm a daughter
of a mother. I understand.
881
01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:44,139
Sometimes she would
just leave, you know.
882
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:47,175
Right. I mean,
wouldn't it be great
883
01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:51,179
if she went like on a three-month she went
like on a three-month poetry slam tour?
884
01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:53,698
What?
885
01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:56,216
No, it's just the saying, she
couldn't actually leave. I mean,
886
01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:59,287
who'd make my lunch
or do my laundry?
887
01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:02,744
Well, you could go with her,
wouldn't that be exciting?
888
01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:05,260
What about school?
889
01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:08,997
What is with you people
and school?
890
01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:11,166
I'm fifteen, I don't
want to be a truant.
891
01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:14,569
Anyway, let's get back on topic.
892
01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:17,739
So, your life was perfect
893
01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:21,676
but you went to Tibet
to help your clients?
894
01:06:23,513 --> 01:06:24,980
Right.
895
01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:27,550
Well,
896
01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:31,119
maybe it wasn't
all about my clients.
897
01:06:33,256 --> 01:06:36,658
I might have needed some
help from the monks too.
898
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:42,697
Maybe I needed the monks
to help me better myself.
899
01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:50,238
But I thought that the me that
we are is the best me we can be.
900
01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:55,611
I gotta go.
901
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:00,596
But what about lunch?
902
01:07:04,788 --> 01:07:06,755
Christ what? What is-
...what is wrong?
903
01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:11,126
Could I come in for a moment?
904
01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:15,730
Um, sure, fine.
905
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,241
You can sit there.
906
01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:27,609
- Thank you.
- Mm-Hm.
907
01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:32,347
I heard you visited dad.
908
01:07:33,617 --> 01:07:35,216
Yes.
909
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,719
I know we haven't always
seen eye-to-eye
910
01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,655
but I think it's important
to keep him in my life.
911
01:07:40,657 --> 01:07:41,657
Right.
912
01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:45,193
Have you read my book yet?
913
01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:48,530
No. I've been busy, I'm sorry.
914
01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:50,298
Not a problem.
915
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,500
I happen to have
a copy right here.
916
01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:59,674
You know once you read the book,
you'll see the error of your ways.
917
01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:02,343
The error of my ways?
918
01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,380
Not including me
in your wedding.
919
01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:06,714
Oh, right.
920
01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:10,685
I wanted to talk to you about that.
You see, the reason why you...
921
01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:16,691
You'll see in the book that it all comes
down to you not liking yourself enough.
922
01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:20,128
And if you could admit
that you like you,
923
01:08:20,130 --> 01:08:23,631
then you could have spread that
acceptance out into the world to me and
924
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:27,535
would have invited me to come.
925
01:08:27,537 --> 01:08:30,705
Actually, that's not
the reason why.
926
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:33,174
No.
927
01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:35,642
This whole wedding business is you
expressing your "negative in me"
928
01:08:35,645 --> 01:08:38,379
instead of your
"positive in me."
929
01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:42,617
It really is a common mistake with
those who aren't my followers.
930
01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:46,254
Could you please just stop for
just a second? I want to talk...
931
01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:50,458
But once you read the book and
come to a few of my meetings,
932
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:53,728
you'll realize that
you were wrong all along.
933
01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:56,397
I mean you'll
learn to like yourself
934
01:08:56,399 --> 01:09:00,602
and realize that you're
great and I'm great too.
935
01:09:00,604 --> 01:09:03,271
See, this is... this is why.
936
01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:05,874
- Huh?
- This is why I didn't invite you.
937
01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:10,211
Because you always
make it about yourself.
938
01:09:10,213 --> 01:09:12,714
I don't see how this
is about me at all.
939
01:09:12,716 --> 01:09:15,350
Well, then you need
to be more self aware.
940
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:17,485
I wrote the book
on being self aware.
941
01:09:19,222 --> 01:09:24,392
I don't see how you get off
saying this is about me at all.
942
01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:28,196
This has always
been about you.
943
01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:32,400
Driving you to school,
944
01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:34,536
making you dinner,
945
01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:39,440
wiping your ass when you
shit yourself as a baby.
946
01:09:39,442 --> 01:09:41,309
That's what parents
are supposed to do.
947
01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:46,481
And then I would offer to make you
and your friends grilled cheese
948
01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:48,316
and you wouldn't even thank me.
949
01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:49,684
When did that ever happen?
950
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:52,820
Well, you know what?
951
01:09:52,822 --> 01:09:54,556
I don't care what you think.
952
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:59,661
I like me and I am great.
953
01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:02,397
This has nothing to do
with not liking you.
954
01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:23,518
- Hey.
- Hey.
955
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,652
What are you up to?
956
01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:26,754
Nothing.
957
01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:29,490
I've got something
for you to do.
958
01:10:30,493 --> 01:10:33,828
I can't do anything.
I'm terrible at everything.
959
01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:35,697
You know that's not true.
960
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,433
What do you want from me?
961
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:43,304
I want you to talk to Maggie.
962
01:10:43,306 --> 01:10:46,341
What? No. Why?
963
01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:50,778
She was just over at Michael's
and he said she was really upset.
964
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:53,715
That's her own damn fault.
I'm not gonna let her ruin my life anymore.
965
01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:54,849
Oh.
966
01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:59,454
And how has she
ruined your life?
967
01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:03,591
- She gave Jermaine confidence.
- Mm.
968
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:06,594
- She attacked me with an army of her minions.
- Mmm.
969
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:09,564
And she probably
gave my dad cancer.
970
01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:11,599
That's ridiculous.
971
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:14,969
Well, stress can do a lot
of damage to a person.
972
01:11:15,839 --> 01:11:16,839
Hmm.
973
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:21,809
You should talk to her.
974
01:11:24,681 --> 01:11:30,652
You're calm, you're kind and you're
really the only person she has left now.
975
01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:34,022
Yeah, maybe.
976
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:49,904
Hi. I'd like to see if I can
sell any of these books.
977
01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:53,675
All right. Let me take a look.
978
01:12:01,618 --> 01:12:04,719
All right. Looks like this
is the only one we'll take.
979
01:12:06,556 --> 01:12:09,023
- Really just... just the one?
- Yeah.
980
01:12:09,025 --> 01:12:12,827
You'd be surprised how many people come
in to offload their self-help books
981
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:15,749
when they realize there's nothing
they can do with their sad lives.
982
01:12:19,069 --> 01:12:22,737
Or maybe they were just so successful
they didn't need them anymore.
983
01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:24,972
Right. That could be it.
984
01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:32,580
I'm like perfectly happy, so don't go
waving around your generalizations at me.
985
01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:33,648
Okay.
986
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:37,485
I'm doing so great that I know
I'll never need these books again,
987
01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:41,306
so you can just have them all.
988
01:12:41,307 --> 01:12:45,126
Well, we really only want the one, ma'am.
So, would that be cash or store credit?
989
01:12:46,596 --> 01:12:47,662
Cash.
990
01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:04,512
Oh, hey, you're Doctor
Margret Schultz's sister, right?
991
01:13:04,514 --> 01:13:06,748
Yes. And... and you are?
992
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:09,684
I'm a friend first and a client.
993
01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:12,387
It may be something more
someday if she lets me.
994
01:13:14,391 --> 01:13:15,990
Um, okay.
995
01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:19,394
Is she alright? I haven't
seen her in a while.
996
01:13:19,396 --> 01:13:22,830
Oh, I don't know, she doesn't
live with me anymore.
997
01:13:22,832 --> 01:13:25,867
Well, next time you see her, could...
could you tell her to call me?
998
01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:29,737
Our meetings have really been helping
me get in touch with my inner self.
999
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,875
I'll be sure to mention it.
1000
01:13:33,877 --> 01:13:37,162
Thanks.
Thank you so much.
1001
01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:40,523
You know I can see the path, I'm just
having trouble clearing out the weeds.
1002
01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:43,718
- Sure.
- Yeah.
1003
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,720
Sweet, all right.
1004
01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:48,956
An apple pie?
1005
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:52,026
You think I need a fucking apple pie?
1006
01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:55,196
You're so useless.
1007
01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:58,766
Oh shit.
1008
01:13:58,767 --> 01:14:01,067
What would he think?
No wonder he left us.
1009
01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:05,606
No go away, I don't
want any room service.
1010
01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:06,808
Get out of my way.
1011
01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:08,576
It's Hannah.
1012
01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:10,711
Can you please open the door?
1013
01:14:10,713 --> 01:14:12,647
I'll be nice. I promise.
1014
01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:15,850
Can
you just be more like...
1015
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:17,886
Fine.
1016
01:14:26,996 --> 01:14:28,896
You doing some early
spring cleaning?
1017
01:14:30,467 --> 01:14:31,467
Mom.
1018
01:14:34,037 --> 01:14:36,070
Are you in...
1019
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,040
What happened here?
1020
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,510
Negative in me.
1021
01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:46,047
Sorry.
I found this in my desk.
1022
01:14:46,049 --> 01:14:48,549
Yeah? What is
that? What are you doing?
1023
01:14:48,551 --> 01:14:52,086
Oh, come on.
You wore at that Halloween. Would you like...
1024
01:14:52,088 --> 01:14:53,187
Is that you?
1025
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:55,923
You know, you're at the mall.
1026
01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:57,558
Had to have that even though...
1027
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,377
Yeah.
1028
01:14:59,378 --> 01:15:01,195
I did a TV pilot a
couple of years ago.
1029
01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:03,764
Wow, that's impressive.
1030
01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:05,900
Yeah.
1031
01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:08,035
I mean it was never really
officially picked up by a network
1032
01:15:08,037 --> 01:15:11,172
and we had to stop
halfway through because the...
1033
01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:15,276
the main backer, well, he
got arrested for racketeering.
1034
01:15:15,278 --> 01:15:16,744
Jesus.
1035
01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:18,045
Yeah.
1036
01:15:18,047 --> 01:15:20,515
But I really thought it
had some potential.
1037
01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:25,853
Are you here to yell at me?
1038
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:30,825
No, I'm here because
Luke told me to come.
1039
01:15:32,562 --> 01:15:34,262
Great.
1040
01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:37,965
But also because I ran into
some frat bro at a bookstore
1041
01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:42,203
and he said you're good at
clearing the weeds from the past.
1042
01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:43,871
Like yard work?
1043
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,573
No, like life advice.
1044
01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:47,608
Oh.
1045
01:15:47,610 --> 01:15:52,580
I don't think I'm really qualified
to give anybody life advice.
1046
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:55,983
I'll take anything
I can get at this point.
1047
01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:59,020
Uh, girlfriend,
1048
01:15:59,022 --> 01:16:01,589
I think I am all out of mantras.
1049
01:16:02,992 --> 01:16:07,028
Hey, why don't you consult one
of those stupid books of yours?
1050
01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:08,229
I sold them all.
1051
01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:11,032
Really?
1052
01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:14,035
Well, I tried to but the bookstore
didn't want most of them.
1053
01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:17,104
But I'm definitely planning
on getting rid of them soon.
1054
01:16:18,207 --> 01:16:20,207
Do you still have them
with you now?
1055
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:31,152
Okay. So, can I give
you a bit of advice?
1056
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:35,506
Sure.
1057
01:16:35,507 --> 01:16:37,257
Always aim for the
biggest payoff.
1058
01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:40,227
Is that your new mantra?
1059
01:16:40,229 --> 01:16:42,129
Huh, I don't know.
1060
01:16:42,131 --> 01:16:43,664
I guess it could be.
1061
01:16:46,736 --> 01:16:47,736
Hey!
1062
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,037
Maggie?
1063
01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:52,274
No.
1064
01:16:59,015 --> 01:17:02,683
So, do you think I can move back in
with you just for a little while?
1065
01:17:02,685 --> 01:17:05,052
I thought you were
a self-made millionaire.
1066
01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:10,691
Well, it seems that online publishing is not
the goldmine that most people think it is.
1067
01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,228
Sure. I guess.
1068
01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:15,296
Thank you.
1069
01:17:17,867 --> 01:17:20,768
But you're gonna have to do
some of the household chores.
1070
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:23,104
You've got to earn your
keep in this sisterhood.
1071
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:26,941
Oh Jesus. We're not gonna
have to sit in the Red Tent too?
1072
01:17:28,411 --> 01:17:29,777
Okay, deal.
1073
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,880
Ready?
1074
01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:35,650
Oh!
1075
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,979
I saved you a pair of sevens.
1076
01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:06,447
Oh, thank you.
1077
01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:10,051
Welcome. You need all the
help you can in this game.
1078
01:18:10,053 --> 01:18:13,721
The least I can do is give you
a properly sized pair of shoes.
1079
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:22,363
That was for you.
1080
01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:24,098
That was pretty...
1081
01:18:26,969 --> 01:18:30,438
♪ All my life I was waiting
For someone ♪
1082
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:33,874
♪ Was waiting
For someone to love ♪
1083
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:37,011
♪ Someone to love ♪
1084
01:18:37,012 --> 01:18:39,012
Hey, guys, I'll be
back in a second.
1085
01:18:39,015 --> 01:18:40,781
♪ Someone to love ♪
1086
01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,251
Next one is for you.
1087
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,362
Oh!
1088
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,034
Hey, better luck
next time, guys.
1089
01:19:00,036 --> 01:19:02,269
It's not fair. You're
practically a professional.
1090
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:06,474
- Hey, has mom come back yet?
- Um, I don't think so.
1091
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:11,326
I think I found a clue.
1092
01:19:13,783 --> 01:19:17,151
"Hannah, thank you for all you've
done for me over the past months,
1093
01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:19,386
namely letting me
live in your home.
1094
01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:21,388
That was very sisterly of you.
1095
01:19:21,390 --> 01:19:24,291
And because you are my
sister, I hope I can entrust you
1096
01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:27,328
with letting everyone know
1097
01:19:27,329 --> 01:19:30,364
that I'm off to lead a therapeutic
water polo retreat in Santa Cruz."
1098
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:32,166
What?
1099
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:35,603
"After watching so much bowling,
1100
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:39,039
I really think I can help people sort out
their problems through physical aggression.
1101
01:19:39,041 --> 01:19:43,344
Also, if you could let my boss know, I will
be absent for a while, that would be great.
1102
01:19:43,346 --> 01:19:44,812
Hugs, Maggie."
1103
01:19:57,927 --> 01:20:00,561
Well, what did we expect?
1104
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,232
I guess I thought she'd changed.
1105
01:20:08,938 --> 01:20:10,571
At least she left a note, right?
1106
01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:16,944
You guys wanna bowl
another round?
1107
01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:18,546
- Yeah.
- Sure.
1108
01:20:18,548 --> 01:20:19,548
All right.
1109
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,257
♪ Is my imagination ♪
1110
01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:35,529
♪ Ever reading too much
To the glance ♪
1111
01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:41,268
♪ 'Cause I feel
The real connection ♪
1112
01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:46,974
♪ Through this
Fogged up safety mask ♪
1113
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:52,279
♪ There's a vial on the table ♪
1114
01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:57,618
♪ That I've never seen before ♪
1115
01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:03,591
♪ No chance to read the label ♪
1116
01:21:05,962 --> 01:21:09,196
♪ Before it shatters
On the floor ♪
1117
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,065
♪ Shatters on the floor ♪
1118
01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:17,938
♪ Are you the fever
that I'm feeling ♪
1119
01:21:19,609 --> 01:21:23,510
♪ It's getting harder
To ignore ♪
1120
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:28,048
♪ The way my heart is beating ♪
1121
01:21:28,050 --> 01:21:31,185
♪ Like something to believe in ♪
1122
01:21:31,187 --> 01:21:33,387
♪ How can I be sure ♪
1123
01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:39,426
♪ Sirens want a complex ♪
1124
01:21:41,330 --> 01:21:44,131
♪ Screaming this is not true ♪
1125
01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:50,204
♪ Locked down in isolation ♪
1126
01:21:52,441 --> 01:21:55,910
♪ Looks like we got
Some time to kill ♪
1127
01:21:55,912 --> 01:21:58,178
♪ We got some time to kill ♪
1128
01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:04,351
♪ Are you the fever
That I'm feeling ♪
1129
01:22:06,322 --> 01:22:10,190
♪ It's getting harder
To ignore ♪
1130
01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:15,095
♪ The way my heart is beating ♪
1131
01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:18,065
♪ Like something to believe in ♪
1132
01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:20,367
♪ How can I be sure ♪
1133
01:22:23,039 --> 01:22:26,674
♪ Are you the fever
That I'm feeling ♪
1134
01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:32,212
♪ Getting harder to ignore ♪
1135
01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:37,151
♪ The way my heart is beating ♪
1136
01:22:37,153 --> 01:22:40,120
♪ Like something to believe in ♪
1137
01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:43,257
♪ How can I be sure ♪
1138
01:23:09,452 --> 01:23:13,520
♪ Are you the fever
That I'm feeling ♪
1139
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:19,193
♪ It's getting harder
To ignore ♪
1140
01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:24,131
♪ The way my heart is beating ♪
1141
01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:27,067
♪ Like something to believe in ♪
1142
01:23:27,069 --> 01:23:29,336
♪ How can I be sure ♪
1143
01:23:31,741 --> 01:23:34,141
♪ Are you the fever ♪
1144
01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:36,477
♪ How can I be sure ♪
1145
01:23:37,546 --> 01:23:39,580
♪ Are you the virus ♪
1146
01:23:39,582 --> 01:23:41,782
♪ Virus or the cure ♪
1147
01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:46,120
♪ The way my heart is beating ♪
1148
01:23:46,122 --> 01:23:49,189
♪ Like something to believe in ♪
1149
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:52,292
♪ How can I be sure ♪
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