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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:25,682 --> 00:02:27,682 Darling Drusilla... 2 00:03:42,085 --> 00:03:44,885 I have existed from the morning of the world... 3 00:03:44,985 --> 00:03:48,885 ...and I shall exist until the last star falls from the heavens. 4 00:03:48,985 --> 00:03:52,638 Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, 5 00:03:52,738 --> 00:03:55,485 I am all men as I am no man and so... 6 00:03:55,585 --> 00:03:57,785 ...I am a god. 7 00:05:50,786 --> 00:05:54,546 - What's it like with Marcellus? - With what like? 8 00:05:55,486 --> 00:05:59,486 - He's so fat. It's disgusting. - He's not. 9 00:06:00,886 --> 00:06:04,326 - He's only large. - And tiny where it counts. 10 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:10,786 - How do you know? - I saw him at the baths. 11 00:06:15,786 --> 00:06:20,086 - Poor... poor Drusilla. - You are vile. 12 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:27,323 - Hold. - Messenger to the Prince. 13 00:06:27,423 --> 00:06:29,503 - Identify yourself. - Macro. 14 00:06:31,986 --> 00:06:34,186 - Password? - Justice. 15 00:06:54,703 --> 00:06:56,703 Prince? 16 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,386 Forgive me, Prince. 17 00:07:02,086 --> 00:07:05,116 The Emperor commands you to wait upon him. 18 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:06,486 What does he want? 19 00:07:06,586 --> 00:07:10,086 A last look at you perhaps. He is 77. 20 00:07:10,286 --> 00:07:12,286 May he live forever. 21 00:07:17,486 --> 00:07:18,640 How is Ennia? 22 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:24,341 My wife lives on if in the day she can see you again, Prince. 23 00:07:26,986 --> 00:07:28,986 Wait outside. 24 00:07:46,287 --> 00:07:51,154 - What does all this mean? - Take care, little boots. 25 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:56,387 - Pray to Isis for me. - I'll follow you as soon as I can. 26 00:08:10,587 --> 00:08:13,187 I hate I'm back here, Macro. 27 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:17,587 He's planning something. 28 00:08:18,787 --> 00:08:22,867 You've nothing to fear. I command Praetorian guards. 29 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:26,687 With Tiberius, there's always something to fear. 30 00:08:26,787 --> 00:08:28,737 Be very careful of Nerva. 31 00:08:28,837 --> 00:08:32,597 They say he can even tell what you're thinking. 32 00:08:35,487 --> 00:08:36,015 Nerva. 33 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,490 - Prince. - Dear friend. 34 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:40,896 Ten years is a long time for the Emperor... 35 00:08:40,996 --> 00:08:41,987 to be heading away. 36 00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:43,909 I should feel a great deal happier... 37 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:46,287 ...if he would back in Rome where he belongs. 38 00:08:46,387 --> 00:08:50,787 - Tell me, how is the Emperor? - Old, like me. 39 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,645 I mean, how is his mood? 40 00:08:54,546 --> 00:08:56,387 Like the weather. 41 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:58,560 But the weather's good today. 42 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:00,660 Changeable. 43 00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:07,068 I've heard that during the last month seven of my... 44 00:09:07,168 --> 00:09:09,638 colleagues in the senate have been put to death. 45 00:09:09,738 --> 00:09:11,387 ...for treason. 46 00:09:11,487 --> 00:09:15,490 Nine to be exact. Five of them cheated. 47 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:17,931 They killed themselves. 48 00:09:18,587 --> 00:09:20,650 That wasn't playing fair. 49 00:09:21,851 --> 00:09:23,851 Don't you agree, Nerva? 50 00:09:25,387 --> 00:09:27,587 They were all good men. 51 00:09:30,587 --> 00:09:32,773 If they were good men, how could... 52 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,187 the Beloved Emperor find them guilty? 53 00:09:35,287 --> 00:09:38,007 You have a gift for logic, Prince. 54 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,170 Caligula. 55 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,667 - Beloved grandfather. - Do your dance, boy. 56 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,708 - My dance? - Yes. 57 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,575 The one that you delighted the army... 58 00:10:45,675 --> 00:10:47,656 with when your father made you its mascot. 59 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:48,787 Come on. 60 00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:50,887 Little boots. 61 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:57,496 - I'd forgotten it, Lord. - Oh, dance for me. 62 00:10:57,797 --> 00:10:59,798 Delight me. 63 00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:02,588 Dance. 64 00:11:13,088 --> 00:11:15,088 My little fishies. 65 00:11:15,389 --> 00:11:17,389 Fishies. 66 00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:22,732 Why not? My little fishies. Come in. 67 00:11:22,951 --> 00:11:24,951 All of you. 68 00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:24,388 Stop that. 69 00:12:47,588 --> 00:12:51,760 Out, little fishies. You've had enough for today. 70 00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:58,072 - Caligula. - Yes, my Lord? 71 00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:00,188 Why do you say such monstrous things... 72 00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:01,288 about me at Rome? 73 00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:05,388 - I hear you often pray for my death. - I don't, Lord, ever. 74 00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:07,330 You do not? 75 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:10,434 By Heavens, Caesar, I swear I do not. 76 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,739 Yo do not in... 77 00:13:12,888 --> 00:13:14,888 ...in public. 78 00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:17,882 Never, Lord. 79 00:13:17,982 --> 00:13:20,048 Remember this. 80 00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:22,649 That I have let you lived... 81 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,055 ...so far. 82 00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:31,184 My little fishies love me. 83 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:35,400 Innocents, you see. 84 00:13:37,523 --> 00:13:39,788 I protect their innocence. 85 00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:44,288 This is the least I can do. For it is a foul world. 86 00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:47,026 Rise up. 87 00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:53,198 Nerva is scouting at us. Help me, Nerva. 88 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:56,147 Help me tranform this young barbarian... 89 00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:57,401 into a Roman caesar. 90 00:13:57,501 --> 00:14:00,331 There have been three Roman caesars. 91 00:14:00,431 --> 00:14:02,831 Julius, Augustus and yourself. 92 00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:05,788 - Which do you want him to be? - Best. 93 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,791 That would be your father, Augustus. 94 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:12,368 You see, Caligula, I'm insulted to my face. 95 00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:16,017 Nerva, dear friend. 96 00:14:16,117 --> 00:14:18,893 Watch out for Macro when I'm dead. 97 00:14:19,988 --> 00:14:25,611 - I know. He hates me... - ...because you are wise. 98 00:14:26,889 --> 00:14:29,633 Because you are good. 99 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:34,739 So when I'm gone, watch out for Macro. 100 00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:39,009 I've taken my precautions, Caesar. 101 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,589 Hmm. What might they be? 102 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:53,240 Heaven help Rome. For I'm gone. 103 00:14:55,189 --> 00:14:56,189 I am old. 104 00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:59,332 Yes, Lord, but you will live forever. 105 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:04,864 All my family are dead but you, child Gemellus and that... 106 00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:07,102 ...Claudius that's uncle. 107 00:15:08,089 --> 00:15:10,800 The others struck down by fate. 108 00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:18,145 And it is fate, little boots, that rules us, not any god. 109 00:15:18,589 --> 00:15:20,589 You are a god, Lord. 110 00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:25,855 No, I'm not. Not even when I'm dead. 111 00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:28,719 Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar, 112 00:15:28,819 --> 00:15:29,989 they are gods. 113 00:15:30,089 --> 00:15:31,325 So say the Senate... 114 00:15:31,425 --> 00:15:33,690 and so the people prefer to believe. 115 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:35,790 Such myth they use. 116 00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:49,441 - Little boots, just look at you. - Yes, Caesar? 117 00:15:55,889 --> 00:16:01,071 I am mercy. A viper in Rome's bosom. 118 00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:17,354 Uncle. 119 00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:33,364 Caligula. 120 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:36,801 Do you think this boy have been drinking? 121 00:16:37,811 --> 00:16:41,011 - I think he has, Caesar. - So do I. Macro. 122 00:16:41,071 --> 00:16:43,264 - Yes, Lord? - Bring him more wine. 123 00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:45,364 And waste none. 124 00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:54,689 Remove your bootlaces. 125 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:38,467 And what do thet say of me at Rome? 126 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:42,006 Oh, well, they need you, Lord and they miss you. 127 00:17:42,106 --> 00:17:45,688 Most of my life I have given to the Roman people. 128 00:17:45,788 --> 00:17:47,788 I have fought. 129 00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:51,013 I have given all. 130 00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:57,082 - Aren't they lovely? - Yes, Lord. 131 00:17:57,182 --> 00:17:59,422 The Satyrs are from Illyria. 132 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,288 And... uh... 133 00:18:05,003 --> 00:18:08,924 This Nymph... is from... Where are you from? 134 00:18:10,945 --> 00:18:12,945 Britain, Lord. 135 00:18:12,997 --> 00:18:14,997 Britain. 136 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,702 Speaking statues. 137 00:18:16,802 --> 00:18:21,772 Yes, yes. And they do more than speak. They do... 138 00:18:24,802 --> 00:18:29,041 - You prefer nymphs to satyrs? - I like both, Lord. 139 00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:33,525 One needs both. Yes. To keep healthy. 140 00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:41,266 Rome is a republic and you and I are playing citizens. 141 00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:43,828 More confection. 142 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,240 That's it. 143 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,694 That's the best of my stallions. 144 00:19:38,903 --> 00:19:44,503 Serve the state, Caligula, although the people in it are wicked beasts. 145 00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:48,254 - But they love you, Lord. - Oh, no. No. 146 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:53,157 They fear me. And that is much better. 147 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,590 I had no choice, you see. 148 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,767 No choice. 149 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,244 No choice? 150 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,090 All I wanted was private life. 151 00:20:10,156 --> 00:20:13,033 I did not truly want to become emperor, 152 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,133 but I had to. 153 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,149 Had to? 154 00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,999 If someone else had become emperor, 155 00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:20,099 I would have been killed. 156 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,333 As you will be. 157 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,475 Will be? 158 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,180 Will be gra... gr... 159 00:20:59,338 --> 00:21:01,129 Will be, Grandfather? 160 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:04,160 Would be, if you were not my heir. 161 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:08,493 When Rome was just a city and we were... 162 00:21:08,593 --> 00:21:11,953 just citizens, we're known to one another. 163 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:17,891 And we were frugal, good, disciplined and dignified. 164 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:28,831 The Romans I rule are not like we were. 165 00:21:29,191 --> 00:21:34,063 They lust... they lust for power and pleasure. 166 00:21:34,496 --> 00:21:37,608 Money... the wives of other men... 167 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,693 Oh, yes, I am a true moralist. 168 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,140 And stern as any Cato. 169 00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:51,160 Faith chose me to govern swine in my old day... 170 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,900 which I have become a swine-herd. 171 00:21:55,175 --> 00:21:58,203 The faithless boy. Has he drunk enough wine? 172 00:21:58,303 --> 00:22:00,491 I think he's drunk enough, Lord. 173 00:22:00,591 --> 00:22:02,591 So do I. 174 00:22:17,418 --> 00:22:19,948 Now he is happy. 175 00:22:21,312 --> 00:22:23,410 Homer. You would not know that? 176 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,955 You were educated in army caps only. 177 00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:28,259 You will know enough to be a swine-herd. 178 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,433 Caesar? The Senate sends these documents for your signature. 179 00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,533 Of course. 180 00:22:39,642 --> 00:22:42,521 The revise list to candidates for the requested order. 181 00:22:42,621 --> 00:22:45,803 I, Tiberius Caesar, command on the name... 182 00:22:45,903 --> 00:22:48,863 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 183 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:52,071 Tax assessment, regime minor, Brescia and Gaul. 184 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:55,353 I, Tiberius Caesar, command on the name... 185 00:22:55,453 --> 00:22:58,413 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 186 00:23:03,412 --> 00:23:05,186 Senator guilty of treason. 187 00:23:05,286 --> 00:23:08,466 Every senator believes himself to be a potential 188 00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:12,082 Caesar, therefore every senator is guilty of treason. 189 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,182 In thought, if not indeed. 190 00:23:14,776 --> 00:23:18,894 The Senate is the natural enemy of any Caesar, Little Boots. 191 00:23:18,994 --> 00:23:20,291 Remember that. 192 00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:22,391 Traitors. Look at them. 193 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:27,066 Traitors. 194 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:32,842 They offer to prove any law I made before I made it. 195 00:23:33,491 --> 00:23:36,650 I said: 'What if I go mad? What then?' 196 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,861 No answer. They were born to be slaves, 197 00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:44,361 Germanicus, never forget that. 198 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:47,791 I'm not Germanicus, Lord. I'm his son, Caligula. 199 00:23:47,891 --> 00:23:51,191 Yes. And your friend is Macro. 200 00:23:51,856 --> 00:23:55,977 - He serves you and only you, Lord. - And his wife is your friend, too. 201 00:23:56,077 --> 00:24:00,606 - Is she friendly in bed? - We must ask Macro that, Lord. 202 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:04,955 - She seems friendly. - And your sister, Drusilla... 203 00:24:06,093 --> 00:24:09,209 My sister is my sister, Lord. 204 00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:13,612 I know everything that is said and done. 205 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,829 And thought. 206 00:24:18,302 --> 00:24:22,392 The setting sun and the rising moon. 207 00:24:26,282 --> 00:24:31,888 Gemellus, lovely boy. And too young to betray me. 208 00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:34,091 Perhaps not too young. 209 00:24:35,191 --> 00:24:40,324 Yes. Kiss your old grandfather. Yes. My last grandson. 210 00:24:40,891 --> 00:24:44,694 - I am your grandson, too, Caesar. - By adoption. 211 00:24:45,643 --> 00:24:48,989 This is the last flesh of my flesh. 212 00:24:49,692 --> 00:24:52,188 Poor boy. What'd it become of you? 213 00:24:52,288 --> 00:24:54,635 He's like a brother to me, Lord. 214 00:24:54,735 --> 00:24:57,879 Brother? Another brother is enough envy. 215 00:24:58,117 --> 00:25:00,378 Brother kills a brother... 216 00:25:00,478 --> 00:25:04,427 who's killed his father who's killed his son. 217 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,072 Faith. Drink, Caligula. 218 00:25:12,832 --> 00:25:14,832 After you, dear brother. 219 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:23,792 Poor boy. 220 00:25:24,369 --> 00:25:28,548 When I am gone, Caligula will kill you. 221 00:25:29,926 --> 00:25:34,001 And then, someone will kill Caligula. 222 00:25:40,392 --> 00:25:44,341 Unless... unless he is dead, before I am. 223 00:25:45,773 --> 00:25:48,662 You are looking not well at all. 224 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,950 I, Caligula Caesar, command on name... 225 00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:11,577 of the Senate and people of Rome. 226 00:26:26,998 --> 00:26:31,318 A brother kills a brother... who's killed his father... 227 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:36,641 ...who's killed his son. Faith. 228 00:26:36,741 --> 00:26:39,621 And then someone's killed Caligula... 229 00:26:43,553 --> 00:26:45,665 He's going to kill me. 230 00:26:45,765 --> 00:26:49,055 Sssh. You're safe. You're with me. 231 00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:53,404 He's going to kill us. 232 00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:58,761 Because that we killed our father, our mother and our brothers. 233 00:27:03,642 --> 00:27:08,587 - I am not going to die. - You won't. 234 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,688 You're his heir. There is no one else. 235 00:27:12,970 --> 00:27:19,969 Yeah, it is. There's Gemellus an Claudius. 236 00:27:21,317 --> 00:27:25,185 Gemellus is too young, Claudius is an idiot... 237 00:27:25,285 --> 00:27:30,352 ...and Tiberius is old. You will be emperor. Soon. 238 00:27:36,594 --> 00:27:41,660 - And you will be my queen. - You can't marry your sister. 239 00:27:42,885 --> 00:27:46,005 - You can in Egypt. - But we're in Rome... 240 00:27:46,181 --> 00:27:48,661 ...and you're already promised. 241 00:27:52,876 --> 00:27:55,698 I know... To Ennia... 242 00:28:06,812 --> 00:28:08,813 It's only a bird. 243 00:28:17,010 --> 00:28:19,614 - Prince? - Hmm? What is it? 244 00:28:20,411 --> 00:28:22,411 My wife. 245 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:27,125 Ennia. 246 00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:47,036 Now you are a man, Caligula. What are you going to do? 247 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,092 You must be the master of your own destiny. 248 00:28:51,243 --> 00:28:55,259 Take it... with both hands. 249 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:24,827 Preteens. Why did you permit him to do it? 250 00:29:27,311 --> 00:29:29,311 Bind his wrists. 251 00:29:29,908 --> 00:29:32,145 Bind his wrists. 252 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:41,084 You must not go, you must not leave me. 253 00:29:41,184 --> 00:29:43,236 You're my friend, my only friend. 254 00:29:43,336 --> 00:29:47,786 I've lived too long, Tiberius, I hate my life. 255 00:29:48,512 --> 00:29:50,149 Leave us. 256 00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:51,812 Both of you. 257 00:29:51,912 --> 00:29:55,062 The man to choose the hour of his own death... 258 00:29:55,162 --> 00:29:58,660 is the closest he will ever come to tricking faith. 259 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,642 And faith decreased that when you die, 260 00:30:01,742 --> 00:30:03,158 Macro will kill me. 261 00:30:03,258 --> 00:30:05,832 I'll arrest him and have him executed. 262 00:30:05,932 --> 00:30:08,432 You can't. He controls you. 263 00:30:09,093 --> 00:30:12,319 Anyway, even if Macro dead, 264 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:17,586 how could I go on living with this reptile? 265 00:30:20,532 --> 00:30:23,778 You will respect my friend always, won't you, reptile? 266 00:30:23,878 --> 00:30:26,438 I've always respected him, Lord. 267 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:31,026 - You hear? - Tiberius, you were wise once. 268 00:30:31,126 --> 00:30:37,035 - Ah, don't taunt me. I'm old. - I watched you go into a monster. 269 00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:40,843 One by one, I've seen you murder your family, 270 00:30:40,943 --> 00:30:43,765 your friends, the noblest men in Rome. 271 00:30:43,865 --> 00:30:46,825 - That is treason? - No, it's the truth. 272 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:52,187 I and my oath had been surrounded by enemies. 273 00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:57,164 My own family and the Senate... You're cruel. 274 00:30:57,952 --> 00:30:59,010 You're cruel. 275 00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:04,544 No, honest old men can sometimes see the future. 276 00:31:04,757 --> 00:31:11,606 So, from evils pass and evils yet to come... 277 00:31:12,690 --> 00:31:16,274 ...I now choose to escape. 278 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,640 So these are your precautions, Nerva? 279 00:32:01,891 --> 00:32:09,138 - Nerva, what's it like? - Warm, no pain, just drifting away. 280 00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:11,668 - Do you see her? - Who? 281 00:32:11,861 --> 00:32:13,694 The Goddess. Isis. 282 00:32:13,794 --> 00:32:16,899 Oh, you're one of those who believe... 283 00:32:16,999 --> 00:32:18,999 Do you see her? 284 00:32:19,493 --> 00:32:21,783 - No. - Are you sure? 285 00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:32,202 You're almost dead. What's it like? What's happening to you now? 286 00:32:32,505 --> 00:32:35,335 - Nothing. - You're lying. 287 00:32:35,435 --> 00:32:38,916 You can see her. I know you can. What is she like? 288 00:32:39,016 --> 00:32:43,592 No... nothing at all... 289 00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:49,900 ...just... sleep... 290 00:32:50,509 --> 00:32:52,509 Liar. 291 00:34:12,294 --> 00:34:15,836 Since Nerva died, Tiberius has been brought paralyzed. 292 00:34:15,936 --> 00:34:20,043 - They say he's close to death. - Tiberius dies, be worse for us. 293 00:34:20,143 --> 00:34:23,663 - Yeah, you love the bastard. - Take that back. 294 00:35:12,955 --> 00:35:16,428 Prince. The physician Charicles. 295 00:35:35,311 --> 00:35:38,897 How is the Emperor? How long will he last? 296 00:35:39,293 --> 00:35:41,883 Well, it could happen any moment, 297 00:35:41,983 --> 00:35:45,263 but with care he might last a year or so. 298 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:51,952 I can smell death... 299 00:35:52,748 --> 00:35:53,808 ...but whose? 300 00:35:53,908 --> 00:35:57,443 Don't worry. He can do nothing without me. 301 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,198 So these poor unfortunate creatures... 302 00:36:01,298 --> 00:36:03,179 thought... 303 00:36:03,279 --> 00:36:05,397 ...and where are they? 304 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:08,897 No, Macro. He's planning something. 305 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,336 You'll be emperor, soon. 306 00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:27,002 - You swear. - I sw... 307 00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:48,050 I swear. 308 00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:34,955 Leave. Everyone leave. 309 00:38:22,661 --> 00:38:24,662 Tiberius. 310 00:38:31,154 --> 00:38:33,154 Tiberius. 311 00:39:40,806 --> 00:39:43,003 Caligula? 312 00:39:44,277 --> 00:39:46,277 Lord. 313 00:39:46,696 --> 00:39:49,409 Give me my ring. 314 00:39:57,910 --> 00:40:01,183 - No. - Yes. 315 00:40:13,158 --> 00:40:17,284 You... do not dare. 316 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,121 Prince. 317 00:40:19,221 --> 00:40:21,928 You do not dare. 318 00:41:35,695 --> 00:41:37,695 Hail, Caesar. 319 00:41:40,308 --> 00:41:41,696 Hail, Caesar. 320 00:41:41,796 --> 00:41:44,706 I'd get everyone a symbol and a hope. 321 00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:46,806 For the announcement. 322 00:42:36,602 --> 00:42:38,602 Gemellus? 323 00:42:41,278 --> 00:42:43,278 Gemellus. 324 00:42:49,943 --> 00:42:51,943 Hail, Caesar. 325 00:42:55,310 --> 00:42:58,848 Gemellus. We are alone. 326 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:09,222 We must love each other. 327 00:43:22,908 --> 00:43:27,104 Rest, Tiberius Caesar. 328 00:43:30,330 --> 00:43:35,610 Hail, Caligula Caesar. 329 00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:42,797 It's just like the dream. 330 00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:49,197 It's only his mask. You are Caesar now. 331 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:52,154 Caesar. 332 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:56,665 Caesar, Emperor of Rome, lord of the world. 333 00:43:58,111 --> 00:44:00,111 Lord of the world... 334 00:44:01,654 --> 00:44:03,767 I liked this dream. 335 00:44:25,012 --> 00:44:27,012 At the... 336 00:44:34,664 --> 00:44:39,600 At the insistence of the Senate and the people of Rome... 337 00:44:40,883 --> 00:44:44,315 ...I accept... humbly... 338 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:50,006 ...the highest office of our great republic. 339 00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:57,758 Our great republic. 340 00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:19,126 Where's the onion? Give me the onion. 341 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:47,609 Now beloved Tiberius was dying... 342 00:45:47,709 --> 00:45:51,604 - To the Tiber with Tiberius. - Yes. Yes. 343 00:45:52,002 --> 00:45:55,987 - Throw him to the river. - Yes. Yes. 344 00:45:56,534 --> 00:45:58,632 Tiberius. Throw him. Throw him to the dark. 345 00:45:58,732 --> 00:45:59,732 Yes. Yes. 346 00:45:59,832 --> 00:46:03,885 Today we begin a new era. 347 00:46:03,985 --> 00:46:06,764 I grant a general amnesty. 348 00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,864 - Hail. - Hail. Hail. Hail. 349 00:46:09,673 --> 00:46:13,469 Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. 350 00:46:13,569 --> 00:46:17,364 Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. 351 00:46:17,499 --> 00:46:18,934 - Silence. - Caesar. Caesar. 352 00:46:19,034 --> 00:46:20,514 Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. Caesar. 353 00:46:20,614 --> 00:46:21,698 - Silence. - Caesar. Caesar. 354 00:46:21,798 --> 00:46:24,398 Great Caesar is not finished. 355 00:46:31,198 --> 00:46:32,828 As my fellow counsel, 356 00:46:32,928 --> 00:46:35,808 the Senate and the people of Rome... 357 00:46:35,854 --> 00:46:39,257 ...have wisely chosen my loved uncle Claudius. 358 00:46:39,357 --> 00:46:41,357 Hail, Cladius. 359 00:46:41,898 --> 00:46:44,778 Take your place beside me, Claudius. 360 00:46:48,698 --> 00:46:51,991 - Ceasar Caligola... - Take your place... 361 00:46:52,091 --> 00:46:54,126 I mean Calisus... 362 00:47:01,298 --> 00:47:04,418 I here with adopt as my son and heir... 363 00:47:04,877 --> 00:47:06,877 ...the Prince Gemellus. 364 00:47:07,172 --> 00:47:10,052 - Come forth, Prince. - Hail, Gemellus. 365 00:47:23,398 --> 00:47:26,343 From this moment, all official oaths... 366 00:47:26,443 --> 00:47:29,323 will contain the following phrase:.. 367 00:47:29,533 --> 00:47:34,098 'I will value neither my life, nor the lives of my children... ' 368 00:47:34,198 --> 00:47:37,111 'any more highly than I do the Emperor'. 369 00:47:37,211 --> 00:47:40,899 Hail. Hail. Hail. 370 00:47:41,134 --> 00:47:43,671 'And of his sister, Drusilla. ' 371 00:47:52,798 --> 00:47:57,492 - Hail Drusilla. - Hail Caligola. 372 00:48:05,598 --> 00:48:07,678 We must be careful of him. 373 00:48:11,898 --> 00:48:16,600 - Oh, Claudius? - No, Gemellus. 374 00:48:19,098 --> 00:48:22,589 Oh, yes. Gemellus. 375 00:48:27,798 --> 00:48:30,291 Did you see their faces when I told 'em 376 00:48:30,391 --> 00:48:32,298 I had to swear not only to me? 377 00:48:32,398 --> 00:48:34,048 But to you? 378 00:48:34,148 --> 00:48:36,148 They were appalled. 379 00:48:37,898 --> 00:48:40,831 - I do hope so. - But is it wise? 380 00:48:48,899 --> 00:48:50,899 I can do... 381 00:49:00,108 --> 00:49:02,236 ...anything I like... 382 00:49:06,674 --> 00:49:11,835 ...to anyone. - Well, don't start with me. 383 00:49:14,731 --> 00:49:16,731 Who do you suggest? 384 00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:20,459 Get out. Out. 385 00:50:22,699 --> 00:50:27,035 - Who? - Why not start with Macro? 386 00:50:27,784 --> 00:50:29,784 - Macro? - Yes. 387 00:50:30,203 --> 00:50:34,043 Before he controls you as he controlled Tiberius. 388 00:50:36,499 --> 00:50:39,219 Superb. It's bright, Macro. Superb. 389 00:50:47,019 --> 00:50:50,489 - Fetch me Gemellus. - What? Here? 390 00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:54,639 Yes, here. Now. 391 00:51:01,699 --> 00:51:03,699 - Charicles. - My Lord? 392 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:05,700 Stand here. 393 00:51:10,299 --> 00:51:12,022 I want to bonus for my guards. 394 00:51:12,122 --> 00:51:14,199 Oh, but Caesar, that's not possible. 395 00:51:14,299 --> 00:51:16,291 All things that happen are possible, Longinus. 396 00:51:16,391 --> 00:51:18,999 Make the impossible happen, then it'd be possible. Logical? 397 00:51:19,099 --> 00:51:21,915 How, Caesar? The deficit, you see, is... 398 00:51:22,015 --> 00:51:23,899 Look, how much is my purse? 399 00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:27,539 Well, Lord, that is as much as you may require. 400 00:51:27,639 --> 00:51:28,799 Oh, good. 401 00:51:28,899 --> 00:51:32,530 Ah, Macro. Would you stand over there? 402 00:51:37,207 --> 00:51:40,976 - Longinus, you here. - Yes, Caesar. 403 00:51:42,202 --> 00:51:48,219 Gemellus. I want you to look at these gentlemen very carefully. 404 00:51:49,299 --> 00:51:52,299 Take your time and tell me... 405 00:51:53,863 --> 00:51:57,086 ...who killed our beloved Tiberius? 406 00:52:04,105 --> 00:52:06,714 Who killed Tiberius? 407 00:52:23,633 --> 00:52:27,255 He did. Macro. 408 00:52:36,705 --> 00:52:38,705 Murderer. 409 00:52:47,986 --> 00:52:49,986 Arrest him. 410 00:53:06,247 --> 00:53:10,232 In honor of your new commander, Chaerea... 411 00:53:11,197 --> 00:53:13,618 ...ten gold pieces to every man. 412 00:53:13,718 --> 00:53:17,219 Hail. Hail. Hail. 413 00:53:19,715 --> 00:53:24,196 - Chaerea, arrest Macro. - Guards, arrest Macro. 414 00:53:26,712 --> 00:53:28,712 Don't you dare. 415 00:53:58,707 --> 00:54:00,707 Forgive me, Caesar... 416 00:54:02,332 --> 00:54:03,231 Ah, Caerea. 417 00:54:03,331 --> 00:54:05,456 Two senators beg to see you. 418 00:54:05,556 --> 00:54:07,383 They have a disputable land. 419 00:54:07,483 --> 00:54:11,162 - And they wait your judgment. - Ah, bring them in. 420 00:54:11,262 --> 00:54:13,262 Bring them in. 421 00:54:13,463 --> 00:54:19,310 I'm interesting all there is Rome, even down to the land of the Toga. 422 00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:21,700 Amnar. 423 00:54:35,318 --> 00:54:38,571 Caesar, I must complain about the vow... 424 00:54:38,671 --> 00:54:40,671 Give me the documents. 425 00:55:07,149 --> 00:55:09,794 - Guilty. - Thank you. Thank you. 426 00:55:10,003 --> 00:55:15,683 Don't thank. Justice must always be impartial. 427 00:55:16,044 --> 00:55:21,064 - It is so, Chaerea. Is it? - Yes. 428 00:55:22,242 --> 00:55:24,242 You may go. 429 00:56:01,735 --> 00:56:03,735 Ennia. 430 00:56:12,270 --> 00:56:14,270 You look beautiful. 431 00:56:21,592 --> 00:56:23,832 Is it good for growing hair? 432 00:56:25,255 --> 00:56:29,735 We'll be married soon. Divorce will only take a few days. 433 00:56:32,068 --> 00:56:35,637 - I think we should move. - Move? Where? 434 00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:39,337 Alexandria, say. 435 00:56:40,588 --> 00:56:42,588 To Egypt? 436 00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:45,276 Yeah. 437 00:56:45,798 --> 00:56:47,100 What do you think? 438 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,400 I'd hate to leave Rome. I mean, the Senate... 439 00:56:51,701 --> 00:56:56,502 No, no, Ennia. I am Rome. Wherever I am, Rome is. 440 00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:59,986 There is the Senate and the people of Rome. 441 00:57:02,622 --> 00:57:06,222 You don't make me laugh. The way you say that. 442 00:57:15,829 --> 00:57:19,766 - Ah, Longinus. - Forgive us, Caesar. 443 00:57:24,401 --> 00:57:26,088 Longinus, is it done? 444 00:57:26,188 --> 00:57:29,281 The Senate has sentenced him to death. 445 00:57:32,792 --> 00:57:34,792 The commission. 446 00:57:39,451 --> 00:57:42,466 Chaerea, I now officially appoint you... 447 00:57:42,566 --> 00:57:45,046 commander of my imperial guard. 448 00:57:45,973 --> 00:57:49,977 But what about Macro? What happened? Where is he? 449 00:57:50,077 --> 00:57:54,317 - He has been arrested for treason. - That's impossible. 450 00:57:54,919 --> 00:57:57,579 Caesar, you know he worshipped you. 451 00:57:57,679 --> 00:57:59,679 He made you. 452 00:58:06,091 --> 00:58:10,839 - Nobody made me. - I... I can't believe it. 453 00:58:11,598 --> 00:58:13,598 What did he do? 454 00:58:14,301 --> 00:58:20,302 Ennia. I had to take my destiny, with my own hands. 455 00:58:31,959 --> 00:58:32,970 Guards. 456 00:58:33,070 --> 00:58:35,070 Guards. 457 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,827 Chaerea. She's to be back. 458 00:58:40,919 --> 00:58:43,023 - I love you. - To Gal. 459 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:46,313 I love you. 460 00:58:47,707 --> 00:58:51,206 Caligula. How could you do it? He was your friend. 461 00:58:51,306 --> 00:58:53,775 He would've done anything for you. 462 00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:55,875 Don't send me away. 463 00:58:56,301 --> 00:58:58,302 I love you. 464 00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:00,669 Caligula. 465 00:59:03,734 --> 00:59:06,633 Now at least she doesn't have to get a divorce. 466 00:59:06,733 --> 00:59:10,093 But you still have to find a suitable wife. 467 00:59:10,291 --> 00:59:12,291 No. 468 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,800 I'm going to marry you. 469 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:21,761 You can't. We're not Egyptians. 470 00:59:23,175 --> 00:59:25,175 I know. 471 00:59:25,348 --> 00:59:27,508 We are much more beautiful. 472 00:59:27,699 --> 00:59:29,699 Rome is not Egypt. 473 00:59:29,994 --> 00:59:33,034 And stop looking at yourself like that. 474 00:59:35,792 --> 00:59:38,992 - Let's go to Egypt then. - You are a fool. 475 00:59:39,658 --> 00:59:43,213 - Caesar cannot be a fool. - But he's trying very hard. 476 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:46,641 Caesar cannot be a fool. 477 00:59:47,103 --> 00:59:50,152 Little Boots. They'll throw you in the Tiber, 478 00:59:50,252 --> 00:59:52,612 if you temp to move the government. 479 00:59:52,712 --> 00:59:55,905 So, you are going to marry a respectable 480 00:59:56,005 --> 00:59:58,805 Roman lady of the senatorial class. 481 01:00:01,202 --> 01:00:03,557 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 482 01:00:03,657 --> 01:00:05,817 You've got to have an heir. 483 01:00:09,008 --> 01:00:11,728 Who will kill me when he grows up. 484 01:00:13,872 --> 01:00:18,112 The priestess of Isis are meeting at my house tonight. 485 01:00:18,859 --> 01:00:20,989 You want me to marry one of them? 486 01:00:21,089 --> 01:00:22,168 Yes. 487 01:00:22,268 --> 01:00:23,483 No. 488 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:25,583 Yes. 489 01:00:25,949 --> 01:00:27,949 No. 490 01:00:29,036 --> 01:00:31,036 Yes. 491 01:00:46,874 --> 01:00:49,114 I wonder what I should wear. 492 01:01:16,686 --> 01:01:19,278 When just the performance for almighty Caesar? 493 01:01:19,378 --> 01:01:20,476 Don't be disgusting. 494 01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:23,836 But I'm being practical. If I'm to chose a wife, 495 01:01:23,936 --> 01:01:25,954 I want to see what I'm within. 496 01:01:26,054 --> 01:01:28,054 Logic. 497 01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:57,820 Out that one looks rather interesting. 498 01:01:57,900 --> 01:02:00,443 Livia? Oh, she's taken. She's to marry 499 01:02:00,543 --> 01:02:02,608 Proculus, one of your officers. 500 01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:04,002 I'll send him to Spain. 501 01:02:04,102 --> 01:02:07,700 She's a virgin. Very boring. Not your style. 502 01:03:15,769 --> 01:03:20,422 - That will be my wife. - Oh, no. Not Caesonia. 503 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,207 Oh. You're impossible. 504 01:03:23,307 --> 01:03:26,560 She's the most mysterious woman in Rome. 505 01:03:27,173 --> 01:03:29,173 Perfect. 506 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:41,491 Caesonia's been divorced. She's extravagant. Always in debt. 507 01:03:41,850 --> 01:03:45,365 - I want her. - But not for a wife. 508 01:03:46,020 --> 01:03:47,542 Send her to me now. 509 01:03:47,642 --> 01:03:50,900 No, Little Boots. I won't let you do it. 510 01:03:51,524 --> 01:03:53,524 It wouldn't be wise. 511 01:03:56,797 --> 01:03:58,673 Yes. 512 01:03:58,773 --> 01:04:03,013 Such as the will of the senate and the people of Rome. 513 01:06:11,415 --> 01:06:15,027 You're very convincing as a priestess, Caesar. 514 01:06:17,243 --> 01:06:22,963 And you... as a sacrificial lamb, Caesonia. 515 01:07:34,395 --> 01:07:37,586 I told Caesonia that I would marry her. 516 01:07:38,366 --> 01:07:39,366 Don't... 517 01:07:39,466 --> 01:07:41,301 Ah, but only after she's born me a son. 518 01:07:41,401 --> 01:07:43,218 How will you ever know it's yours? 519 01:07:43,318 --> 01:07:46,758 Don't worry. I've got her very well guarded. 520 01:07:46,804 --> 01:07:50,964 Can you be sure one of the guards will be the father? 521 01:07:51,029 --> 01:07:54,789 They're all homosexuals who have been castrated. 522 01:08:33,794 --> 01:08:37,750 If only all Rome had just one neck. 523 01:08:56,335 --> 01:09:00,095 Is that the officer Livia's going to marry with? 524 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,080 Yes. Proculus. 525 01:09:03,735 --> 01:09:05,735 Proculus. 526 01:09:07,783 --> 01:09:09,370 - Longinus... - Caesar? 527 01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:12,714 ...you see this young officer over here? Proculus? 528 01:09:12,814 --> 01:09:14,815 Yeah? 529 01:10:02,223 --> 01:10:05,962 Caligula Caesar, Emperor of Rome. 530 01:10:06,062 --> 01:10:08,819 - Hail. - Hail. 531 01:10:11,005 --> 01:10:14,149 And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. 532 01:10:14,249 --> 01:10:17,393 And the lady Drusilla and the lady Caesonia. 533 01:10:17,493 --> 01:10:19,493 - Hail. - Hail. 534 01:10:24,405 --> 01:10:26,268 - Are we late? - No, Caesar. 535 01:10:26,368 --> 01:10:28,368 You forgive us. 536 01:10:28,752 --> 01:10:32,175 Was the ceremony beautiful? The augury is good? 537 01:10:32,275 --> 01:10:35,806 - Yes, Caesar. - Splendid. 538 01:10:47,387 --> 01:10:49,787 You are very gracious to come. 539 01:10:55,421 --> 01:10:57,505 You are a Roman hero. 540 01:10:58,119 --> 01:11:00,119 Caesar. 541 01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,295 I shall now bestow... 542 01:11:12,395 --> 01:11:15,624 the special blessings of almighty Casear... 543 01:11:15,724 --> 01:11:17,724 ...upon this... 544 01:11:18,554 --> 01:11:20,554 ...happy union. 545 01:11:24,506 --> 01:11:27,466 Which way is the secret marriage bed? 546 01:11:48,859 --> 01:11:52,256 Ah. The kitchen. Oh, this will have to do. 547 01:11:56,035 --> 01:11:57,237 See you later. 548 01:11:57,337 --> 01:11:59,079 Little Boots. 549 01:11:59,179 --> 01:12:01,899 I thought you didn't like virgins. 550 01:12:01,987 --> 01:12:03,987 I've never known any. 551 01:12:07,567 --> 01:12:09,647 That is correct, Caesonia? 552 01:12:14,679 --> 01:12:17,399 And now for Caesar's wedding gift. 553 01:12:26,844 --> 01:12:29,177 What a delicious bride. 554 01:12:33,254 --> 01:12:35,254 Take off that robe. 555 01:12:44,668 --> 01:12:46,668 Splendid. 556 01:13:01,281 --> 01:13:05,510 - Is she really a virgin, Proculus? - Yes, Caesar. 557 01:13:07,062 --> 01:13:09,302 One can never be quite sure. 558 01:13:11,866 --> 01:13:14,884 Open your eyes, Livia. 559 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:38,198 Lucky girl. To lose once virginity... 560 01:13:38,594 --> 01:13:42,114 ...to a direct descent of the goddess Venus. 561 01:13:42,514 --> 01:13:44,514 I... 562 01:13:44,623 --> 01:13:46,681 ...Caligula Caesar... 563 01:13:47,182 --> 01:13:49,182 ...command... 564 01:13:49,515 --> 01:13:51,816 Open your eyes, Proculus. 565 01:13:52,674 --> 01:13:55,414 ...command in the name of the Senate... 566 01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:57,514 open 'em. 567 01:13:59,657 --> 01:14:06,345 ...the Senate and the people of Rome. 568 01:14:32,476 --> 01:14:34,476 She really was a virgin. 569 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:39,300 Are you? 570 01:14:44,604 --> 01:14:46,604 Well? Are you? 571 01:14:47,919 --> 01:14:49,919 - No, Caesar. - No? 572 01:14:50,388 --> 01:14:52,450 Well, Isis won't like that. One law... 573 01:14:52,550 --> 01:14:54,668 for woman, one for man. That's no fair. 574 01:14:54,768 --> 01:14:57,168 Come on. Off with your clothes. 575 01:15:08,444 --> 01:15:10,444 Splendid. 576 01:15:12,761 --> 01:15:15,985 I like your nice bushy hair, Proculus. 577 01:15:16,964 --> 01:15:21,020 - Caesar. I beg you. - So sit up. 578 01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:34,369 I think you were lying to me. 579 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,849 You're a virgin, too. 580 01:15:56,289 --> 01:15:57,935 I... 581 01:15:58,035 --> 01:16:00,035 ...Caligula Caesar... 582 01:16:00,345 --> 01:16:03,660 ...command... in the name of the Senate... 583 01:16:04,486 --> 01:16:06,486 Open your eyes, Livia. 584 01:16:07,051 --> 01:16:10,132 ...and the people of Rome... 585 01:16:22,843 --> 01:16:27,323 You see how I exhausted myself to make your wedding holy. 586 01:16:35,884 --> 01:16:37,884 My blessings to you both. 587 01:17:12,493 --> 01:17:14,493 Gemellus. 588 01:17:25,398 --> 01:17:27,398 Caligula. 589 01:17:28,069 --> 01:17:30,069 Caligula. 590 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:37,730 Gemellus. 591 01:18:04,988 --> 01:18:07,611 Jupiter loves me. 592 01:18:12,545 --> 01:18:14,545 Drusilla. 593 01:18:23,807 --> 01:18:27,247 - He's trying to kill me. - Who, Little Boots? 594 01:18:27,307 --> 01:18:32,157 Gemellus. I saw him. He ran away. Wants me dead. 595 01:18:42,879 --> 01:18:46,138 Now... now, Little Boots. 596 01:18:50,269 --> 01:18:52,269 Now you'll be alright. 597 01:18:58,228 --> 01:19:00,228 Now... 598 01:24:00,848 --> 01:24:02,539 Hail, Caesar. 599 01:24:02,639 --> 01:24:04,059 - Hail. - Hail, Caesar. 600 01:24:04,159 --> 01:24:07,775 All hail Ceasar's beautiful horse, Incitartus. 601 01:24:08,482 --> 01:24:10,935 Hail the most honorable Incitartus. 602 01:24:11,035 --> 01:24:13,187 Hail, Incitartus. 603 01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:19,312 There's Gemellus over there. Watch him. 604 01:24:35,811 --> 01:24:38,451 Chop chop, dear uncle, chop chop. 605 01:24:39,308 --> 01:24:41,388 I want your honest advise. 606 01:24:42,341 --> 01:24:44,981 Shall I make myself king of Rome? 607 01:24:44,982 --> 01:24:49,610 King? Well, but this is republic, isn't it? 608 01:24:50,391 --> 01:24:52,391 Very well, then. 609 01:24:53,739 --> 01:24:56,010 I shall make myself king of the republic. 610 01:24:56,110 --> 01:24:59,950 But you're already greater than any king, Caesar. 611 01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:02,083 I am a god. 612 01:25:02,489 --> 01:25:05,369 Or at least I will be when I'm dead. 613 01:25:19,361 --> 01:25:22,961 Gemellus, try one of these morels. Gemellus. 614 01:25:30,830 --> 01:25:33,709 - What's that smell? - What smell, Caesar? 615 01:25:33,809 --> 01:25:35,389 What have you been taking? 616 01:25:35,489 --> 01:25:38,261 Just a medicine. A bit to drop off the fever. 617 01:25:38,361 --> 01:25:40,335 Did you give him medicine for the fever? 618 01:25:40,435 --> 01:25:40,739 Well... 619 01:25:40,839 --> 01:25:43,590 - Yes or no? - No, I don't. 620 01:25:44,808 --> 01:25:49,439 Gemellus. Are you accusing your sovereign for being a poisoner? 621 01:25:49,539 --> 01:25:51,693 But I never accused you, Caesar. 622 01:25:51,793 --> 01:25:54,981 You took an antidote before coming to my table. 623 01:25:55,081 --> 01:25:58,493 Which is tend to mount for accusing me poisoning you. 624 01:25:58,593 --> 01:26:00,673 That is awkward, isn't it? 625 01:26:01,058 --> 01:26:03,058 Caligula. 626 01:26:17,556 --> 01:26:19,556 Chaerea. 627 01:26:20,853 --> 01:26:22,853 Arrest Gemellus... 628 01:26:23,269 --> 01:26:24,921 ...for treason. 629 01:26:25,021 --> 01:26:27,072 Guards. Take him away. 630 01:26:33,059 --> 01:26:35,059 No. 631 01:26:35,266 --> 01:26:37,266 No. 632 01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:40,961 No. 633 01:26:43,931 --> 01:26:45,931 No, please. 634 01:26:50,410 --> 01:26:54,570 As if there ever could be an antidote against Caesar. 635 01:27:03,178 --> 01:27:05,178 Drusilla. 636 01:27:05,275 --> 01:27:07,343 Why are you so concerned for him? 637 01:27:07,443 --> 01:27:09,061 I'm not concerned for him. 638 01:27:09,161 --> 01:27:11,741 - But for you. - He knows about Tiberius. 639 01:27:11,841 --> 01:27:16,210 - He's a threat to me. - He's not. He's not even your heir. 640 01:27:16,310 --> 01:27:19,310 Caesonia now carries your child. 641 01:27:22,410 --> 01:27:26,605 - Gemellus will die. - You amateur. 642 01:27:27,110 --> 01:27:29,110 Amateur? 643 01:28:23,210 --> 01:28:25,910 And they weren't even poisoned. 644 01:28:39,581 --> 01:28:41,581 Caesar. 645 01:28:49,310 --> 01:28:51,310 Well done. 646 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:56,410 What will you do to her? What she said was treason. 647 01:28:57,210 --> 01:28:59,930 I decide what is treason, not you. 648 01:29:01,810 --> 01:29:03,810 Dance. 649 01:29:04,910 --> 01:29:07,110 - Dance? - Yes. 650 01:29:07,910 --> 01:29:09,910 And what about your son? 651 01:29:10,039 --> 01:29:13,417 Show Incitartus your new dance. 652 01:29:13,830 --> 01:29:15,830 My son... 653 01:29:16,385 --> 01:29:18,465 ...he will dance with you. 654 01:29:19,210 --> 01:29:21,210 Music. 655 01:31:19,711 --> 01:31:22,819 You are... beautiful... 656 01:31:24,893 --> 01:31:26,893 ...Drusil... 657 01:31:27,217 --> 01:31:29,217 ...beautiful. 658 01:31:29,711 --> 01:31:31,711 We are all alone... 659 01:31:32,412 --> 01:31:34,412 ...Drusil. 660 01:32:11,911 --> 01:32:14,071 - He's going to kill me. - No. 661 01:32:14,153 --> 01:32:16,153 He can't kill me. 662 01:32:18,411 --> 01:32:21,826 - The fever must be at soothe. - He's going to kill me. 663 01:32:21,926 --> 01:32:24,939 - What if it doesn't? - He's going to kill me. 664 01:32:25,039 --> 01:32:27,039 He's going to kill me. 665 01:32:28,545 --> 01:32:30,126 Drusilla. 666 01:32:30,226 --> 01:32:31,926 Drusilla. 667 01:32:32,026 --> 01:32:34,026 He's going to kill me. 668 01:32:34,549 --> 01:32:36,093 He's going to kill... 669 01:32:36,193 --> 01:32:38,193 ...me. 670 01:32:41,422 --> 01:32:43,143 Drusilla. 671 01:32:43,243 --> 01:32:45,243 Tell you... 672 01:32:45,277 --> 01:32:47,277 ...I love you. 673 01:33:00,189 --> 01:33:02,909 - Where is my sister? - She's coming. 674 01:33:17,812 --> 01:33:19,812 I'm here, Little Boots. 675 01:33:23,562 --> 01:33:25,562 Drusilla... 676 01:33:26,234 --> 01:33:29,532 ...I'm dying. - You are not. 677 01:33:30,912 --> 01:33:32,757 I must... 678 01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:34,641 ...make my will. 679 01:33:34,741 --> 01:33:37,224 Don't talk. Sleep. 680 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:40,964 Longinus. I want Longinus. 681 01:33:45,812 --> 01:33:48,217 Take my horse to his own bed. 682 01:33:51,512 --> 01:33:52,512 He's a monster. 683 01:33:52,612 --> 01:33:55,636 Even so, it's better that he doesn't die this time. 684 01:33:55,736 --> 01:33:57,802 - I don't see, why? - The people love him. 685 01:33:57,902 --> 01:34:01,512 There could be more revolutions, civil chaos, if he dies. 686 01:34:01,612 --> 01:34:04,892 It looks as if he's claimed to die anyway. 687 01:34:07,477 --> 01:34:09,477 Longinus? 688 01:34:23,012 --> 01:34:25,412 You call for me, Caesar? 689 01:34:29,512 --> 01:34:31,512 My will. 690 01:34:37,812 --> 01:34:40,912 Here with to my beloved Drusilla... 691 01:34:43,911 --> 01:34:45,984 ...the Roman Empire... 692 01:34:48,212 --> 01:34:51,612 ...title of Augusta... 693 01:35:00,016 --> 01:35:02,372 ...my little boots. 694 01:35:08,660 --> 01:35:10,660 Little boo... 695 01:35:15,512 --> 01:35:17,512 He's sleepy. 696 01:35:19,412 --> 01:35:21,412 No, he's not. 697 01:35:44,465 --> 01:35:46,465 Drusilla. 698 01:35:47,212 --> 01:35:49,738 Why do I get angry with you? 699 01:35:50,615 --> 01:35:52,615 Why do we always argue? 700 01:35:53,069 --> 01:35:55,069 You can't help it. 701 01:35:55,627 --> 01:35:57,318 We'll never quarrel again. 702 01:35:57,418 --> 01:35:59,418 Oh, yes, we will. 703 01:36:03,668 --> 01:36:05,668 Don't let me die. 704 01:36:17,712 --> 01:36:22,316 My lady. You must not touch him. The fever is contagious. 705 01:36:23,712 --> 01:36:27,955 Sleep. You're safe now. Drusilla's here. 706 01:36:28,412 --> 01:36:30,742 I offer my life, 707 01:36:30,842 --> 01:36:37,786 if Jupiter will only spare our beloved Emperor. 708 01:36:42,813 --> 01:36:45,710 - Jupiter accepts your offer. - Hmm? 709 01:36:46,182 --> 01:36:48,182 Execute him. 710 01:36:57,013 --> 01:36:59,013 The fever is breaking. 711 01:36:59,998 --> 01:37:04,158 Do you hear that, Little Boots? You're going to live. 712 01:37:08,713 --> 01:37:11,258 Drusilla tells me that I've been neglecting... 713 01:37:11,358 --> 01:37:13,113 my work. So I recalled for duty. 714 01:37:13,213 --> 01:37:16,493 Your signature and seal is required, lord. 715 01:37:21,713 --> 01:37:24,895 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 716 01:37:24,995 --> 01:37:27,955 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 717 01:37:35,613 --> 01:37:39,453 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the... 718 01:37:40,649 --> 01:37:42,649 ...Senate... and... 719 01:37:44,859 --> 01:37:46,859 ...people of Rome. 720 01:37:50,913 --> 01:37:52,852 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 721 01:37:52,952 --> 01:37:54,655 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 722 01:37:54,755 --> 01:37:56,227 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 723 01:37:56,327 --> 01:37:57,617 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 724 01:37:57,717 --> 01:37:58,597 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 725 01:37:58,697 --> 01:37:59,466 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 726 01:37:59,566 --> 01:38:00,350 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 727 01:38:00,450 --> 01:38:01,134 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 728 01:38:01,234 --> 01:38:01,806 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 729 01:38:01,906 --> 01:38:02,404 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 730 01:38:02,504 --> 01:38:03,271 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 731 01:38:03,371 --> 01:38:04,040 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 732 01:38:04,140 --> 01:38:06,250 Rome, Rome, Caesar, Caesar, 733 01:38:06,350 --> 01:38:09,390 Rome, Rome, rubbish, rubbish, rubbish. 734 01:38:15,513 --> 01:38:18,695 I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name... 735 01:38:18,795 --> 01:38:21,755 of the Senate and the people of Rome. 736 01:38:25,113 --> 01:38:26,792 No wonder life's so dull. 737 01:38:26,892 --> 01:38:29,817 Yes, lord... oh... no, lord... and don't... 738 01:38:29,917 --> 01:38:33,757 Let's see if Proculus can liven things up for us. 739 01:38:42,622 --> 01:38:44,622 Proculus. 740 01:38:56,513 --> 01:38:59,541 Do you know that his wife is expecting her first child? 741 01:38:59,641 --> 01:39:02,167 We're not quite sure who the father is. 742 01:39:02,267 --> 01:39:05,377 Him or... God. 743 01:39:08,213 --> 01:39:11,970 Divine Caesar, please. What have I done? 744 01:39:12,070 --> 01:39:14,070 Why am I here? 745 01:39:14,113 --> 01:39:17,882 - Treason. - I've always been loyal to you. 746 01:39:18,293 --> 01:39:20,513 That is your treason. 747 01:39:20,928 --> 01:39:24,622 You're an honest man, Proculus, which means of bad Roman. 748 01:39:24,722 --> 01:39:26,882 Therefore you're a traitor. 749 01:39:27,085 --> 01:39:29,085 Logical, hmm? 750 01:39:41,713 --> 01:39:44,469 Now you must die like Gemellus. 751 01:39:45,513 --> 01:39:48,313 Like all moles failed Rome. 752 01:40:07,014 --> 01:40:10,901 Now slowly, very slowly. 753 01:40:12,114 --> 01:40:17,236 I want him to feel death. I want him to smell death. 754 01:40:29,277 --> 01:40:32,317 Now. What does it feel like, Proculus? 755 01:40:32,969 --> 01:40:35,569 Can you see the great goddess Isis? 756 01:40:35,669 --> 01:40:37,669 What does she say? 757 01:40:43,114 --> 01:40:45,114 Reptile. 758 01:40:45,491 --> 01:40:47,655 Make a note of this. 759 01:41:05,114 --> 01:41:07,886 I said slowly, you fool. 760 01:41:26,914 --> 01:41:31,514 Lucky boy. To off escaped me so easily. 761 01:41:50,114 --> 01:41:53,368 Longinus. Reptile. 762 01:41:53,910 --> 01:41:55,993 Cut off those and send them to Livia... 763 01:41:56,093 --> 01:41:59,814 ...as a souvenir of their great love. 764 01:42:17,914 --> 01:42:20,695 Caesar says, 'Cut them off'. 765 01:42:48,414 --> 01:42:51,277 And now send the rest to Livia. 766 01:43:22,014 --> 01:43:24,014 Curtain. 767 01:43:41,815 --> 01:43:43,000 Child's head... 768 01:43:43,100 --> 01:43:45,100 ...has just appeared. 769 01:43:51,215 --> 01:43:53,657 - Is he alive? - Yes, Caesar. 770 01:43:58,315 --> 01:44:02,449 My lords. I'm now to be married to Caesonia. 771 01:44:03,015 --> 01:44:07,206 The mother of my son, Caligula Germanicus. 772 01:44:15,580 --> 01:44:18,119 Caligula. Caesonia. 773 01:44:18,219 --> 01:44:20,539 Ring, ring. Give me the ring. 774 01:44:37,415 --> 01:44:43,099 You are now wife, mother and emperess of Rome. 775 01:44:45,015 --> 01:44:47,015 It's a girl. 776 01:44:49,340 --> 01:44:51,340 It's a girl. 777 01:44:51,415 --> 01:44:55,069 It is not a girl. Did you not hear Caesar say? 778 01:44:55,169 --> 01:44:59,489 I heard the voice of Caesar, but your daughter did not. 779 01:45:08,715 --> 01:45:13,755 - I should've waited, shouldn't I? - There will be other children. 780 01:45:22,943 --> 01:45:25,124 - Longinus. - Caesar? 781 01:45:26,715 --> 01:45:31,195 One month of free games and a gold coin to every Roman... 782 01:45:31,515 --> 01:45:35,107 ...to celebrate the birth of my son. 783 01:45:37,315 --> 01:45:42,509 My son... Julia Drusilla. 784 01:45:42,609 --> 01:45:45,471 Julia Drusilla. 785 01:45:45,571 --> 01:45:47,571 Drusilla? 786 01:45:53,667 --> 01:45:55,667 Drusilla. 787 01:45:56,015 --> 01:45:58,015 - The fever. - Drusilla. 788 01:45:59,356 --> 01:46:01,356 The fever. 789 01:46:31,190 --> 01:46:33,190 Drusilla. 790 01:46:35,915 --> 01:46:37,423 I'm here... 791 01:46:37,523 --> 01:46:39,603 ...it's your Little Boots. 792 01:46:42,844 --> 01:46:44,844 It's your Little Boots. 793 01:46:52,015 --> 01:46:53,524 Do something. 794 01:46:53,625 --> 01:46:56,825 I am doing everything I... I can, Caesar. 795 01:46:57,116 --> 01:47:00,616 I swear. But the fever must take its course. 796 01:47:19,704 --> 01:47:22,683 Great Isis. Save her. 797 01:47:23,775 --> 01:47:25,775 Take me. 798 01:47:26,716 --> 01:47:30,531 Caesar begs you, o mighty goddess. 799 01:47:35,646 --> 01:47:37,646 Caesar. 800 01:48:11,007 --> 01:48:13,007 Drusilla? 801 01:49:26,059 --> 01:49:30,293 Get out. Get out. Go on. Get out. Get out. 802 01:49:30,567 --> 01:49:35,372 Get out. Go on. Out. Out. Out. 803 01:49:47,532 --> 01:49:49,532 Drusilla. 804 01:49:56,216 --> 01:49:58,435 Almighty mother... 805 01:50:02,585 --> 01:50:04,585 You... 806 01:50:14,116 --> 01:50:16,116 I begged you... 807 01:50:18,286 --> 01:50:21,024 Caesar begs you... 808 01:54:06,818 --> 01:54:10,259 We, Caius Caesar Caligula, do decree... 809 01:54:10,359 --> 01:54:12,816 one month puclic mourning... 810 01:54:12,916 --> 01:54:15,801 ...for our beloved sister, Drusilla. 811 01:54:16,418 --> 01:54:18,846 During which time anyone who laughs, 812 01:54:18,946 --> 01:54:21,924 baths, dines with his parents or children... 813 01:54:22,024 --> 01:54:25,864 ...or has intercourse will be sentenced to death. 814 01:54:25,918 --> 01:54:30,158 Such as the will of the Senate and the people of Rome. 815 01:54:47,171 --> 01:54:49,171 Hello. 816 01:55:13,643 --> 01:55:15,643 Come on, darling. 817 01:55:30,555 --> 01:55:33,266 Caligula has finished. 818 01:55:34,318 --> 01:55:39,820 Nestor restores the imperial heirs. 819 01:55:43,218 --> 01:55:46,521 The slaves of Rome. 820 01:55:58,118 --> 01:56:00,118 The people. 821 01:56:08,818 --> 01:56:12,417 The army. 822 01:56:16,918 --> 01:56:21,274 The tribune of the people. 823 01:56:31,718 --> 01:56:34,282 The Senate. 824 01:56:59,518 --> 01:57:05,325 And great and supreme... the Emperor. 825 01:57:13,950 --> 01:57:15,950 Hail. 826 01:57:16,019 --> 01:57:24,953 And I am... the lady Drusilla, his sister. 827 01:57:25,053 --> 01:57:34,190 Let's make love once again, brother Nestor. 828 01:57:34,865 --> 01:57:37,365 No. No. 829 01:57:37,738 --> 01:57:39,738 Stop. 830 01:57:39,835 --> 01:57:41,835 Stop. 831 01:57:43,320 --> 01:57:45,368 No. Stop. 832 01:58:37,219 --> 01:58:39,219 Another drunk. 833 01:59:19,419 --> 01:59:21,659 Do you have any news of him? 834 01:59:30,919 --> 01:59:35,910 According to one report, he's gone to Egypt. 835 01:59:37,619 --> 01:59:40,419 And according to the other reports? 836 01:59:40,982 --> 01:59:42,819 Well... 837 01:59:42,919 --> 01:59:44,712 ...to Greece... 838 01:59:44,812 --> 01:59:46,812 ...another, Persia... 839 01:59:48,119 --> 01:59:52,080 ...to Carthage and another again, to Gal. 840 01:59:54,019 --> 01:59:56,856 And where do you think he is? 841 01:59:58,319 --> 02:00:01,219 - He could be anywhere. - No. 842 02:00:01,619 --> 02:00:03,619 He's here in Rome. 843 02:00:04,495 --> 02:00:06,495 He's testing us. 844 02:03:05,620 --> 02:03:07,620 Get off. 845 02:03:10,820 --> 02:03:13,154 I have existed from the morning of the world, 846 02:03:13,254 --> 02:03:16,329 and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. 847 02:03:16,429 --> 02:03:18,512 Although I have taken the form of 848 02:03:18,612 --> 02:03:21,406 Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man. 849 02:03:21,506 --> 02:03:23,506 Therefore I am... 850 02:03:25,361 --> 02:03:27,361 ...a god. 851 02:03:39,520 --> 02:03:43,791 I shall wait for the unanimous decision of the Senate. 852 02:03:44,520 --> 02:03:46,791 All those who say aye... 853 02:03:47,353 --> 02:03:49,353 ...say 'Aye'. 854 02:03:53,820 --> 02:03:55,820 Aye. 855 02:03:57,234 --> 02:03:58,444 Aye. 856 02:03:58,544 --> 02:03:59,863 - Aye. - Aye. 857 02:03:59,963 --> 02:04:00,864 - Aye. - Aye. 858 02:04:00,964 --> 02:04:05,690 Aye. Aye. Aye. 859 02:04:05,790 --> 02:04:08,370 Aye. Aye. Aye. 860 02:04:08,621 --> 02:04:10,621 He's a god now. 861 02:04:11,954 --> 02:04:15,611 Aye. Aye. Aye. 862 02:04:16,212 --> 02:04:17,682 Baa. 863 02:04:17,782 --> 02:04:20,445 - Baa. - Baa. 864 02:04:20,964 --> 02:04:23,166 - Baa. - Baa. 865 02:04:23,432 --> 02:04:25,569 - Baa. - Baa. 866 02:04:25,852 --> 02:04:27,605 - Baa. - Baa. 867 02:04:27,705 --> 02:04:29,705 - Baa. - Baa. 868 02:04:29,795 --> 02:04:32,110 - Baa. - Baa. 869 02:04:32,210 --> 02:04:34,077 - Baa. - Baa. 870 02:04:34,177 --> 02:04:35,909 - Baa. - Baa. 871 02:04:36,009 --> 02:04:37,730 - Baa. - Baa. 872 02:04:37,830 --> 02:04:42,543 The period of mourning is now over. 873 02:04:42,643 --> 02:04:44,643 He's mad. 874 02:05:08,721 --> 02:05:10,927 Enjoy yourself. 875 02:05:11,475 --> 02:05:13,475 Take care. 876 02:05:29,121 --> 02:05:31,738 Now the fun begins. 877 02:05:32,279 --> 02:05:34,931 But... ah... are you going to enjoy it as well? 878 02:05:35,031 --> 02:05:37,591 I don't know. Should we ask them? 879 02:05:37,695 --> 02:05:39,695 Longinus. 880 02:05:44,821 --> 02:05:48,321 Ah, Longinus. My financial wizard. 881 02:05:49,221 --> 02:05:51,381 We have a question for you. 882 02:05:52,177 --> 02:05:54,657 Who're the richest men in Rome? 883 02:05:54,806 --> 02:05:56,806 Who? 884 02:05:56,921 --> 02:06:00,813 Answer: The pimps. 885 02:06:01,121 --> 02:06:03,121 Question number two. 886 02:06:03,722 --> 02:06:08,169 Who are the most lascivious sluts in all of Rome? 887 02:06:10,684 --> 02:06:12,684 Who? 888 02:06:13,290 --> 02:06:17,544 Answer: The senators' wives. 889 02:06:17,732 --> 02:06:21,377 So, an imperial brothel. A most logical... 890 02:06:21,477 --> 02:06:24,242 way to balance the state budget. 891 02:07:03,021 --> 02:07:05,078 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, 892 02:07:05,178 --> 02:07:06,951 we have gone to great expence... 893 02:07:07,051 --> 02:07:10,731 ...to bring you the finest flesh in our empire. 894 02:07:19,921 --> 02:07:21,921 Five gold pieces. 895 02:07:24,285 --> 02:07:28,686 Only five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes. 896 02:07:29,522 --> 02:07:31,522 And that's a bargain. 897 02:07:48,422 --> 02:07:51,836 Look at them. Aren't they beautiful? 898 02:08:02,922 --> 02:08:07,027 The most lascivious ladies of the Roman Empire have come today... 899 02:08:07,127 --> 02:08:10,807 ...to perform their patriotic beauties for all. 900 02:08:10,894 --> 02:08:13,804 For a mere five gold pieces. 901 02:08:13,970 --> 02:08:17,650 All with them, that they will welcome you well. 902 02:08:19,622 --> 02:08:22,451 Follow for all the imperial bungalow... 903 02:08:22,551 --> 02:08:25,564 ...and better make your choice of the... 904 02:08:25,664 --> 02:08:28,064 finest treasure of the Empire. 905 02:08:30,420 --> 02:08:34,322 Just five gold pieces for each and every twenty minutes. 906 02:08:34,422 --> 02:08:37,052 And that's a bargain, because most of the... 907 02:08:37,152 --> 02:08:39,722 women here are respectable, married ladies. 908 02:08:39,822 --> 02:08:44,448 Senators' wives. Whores of plainest reputation. 909 02:08:47,022 --> 02:08:50,542 I'll have to work out a special rate for you. 910 02:08:55,622 --> 02:08:58,393 Greetings. Flavia, come. 911 02:08:58,493 --> 02:09:03,422 Don't waste time. Our senators' wives are not merely beautiful... 912 02:09:03,522 --> 02:09:06,962 ...like their husbands, they are insatiable. 913 02:09:07,947 --> 02:09:11,947 And for only five gold pieces, took any one of you. 914 02:09:45,122 --> 02:09:47,667 Do the wives of golden juice come on you. 915 02:09:47,767 --> 02:09:52,224 Take their wives, use them, confuse them. 916 02:09:52,324 --> 02:09:54,324 Do as you will with them. 917 02:09:54,422 --> 02:09:59,129 They are yours. Just yours for only five. 918 02:09:59,229 --> 02:10:01,229 Five gold pieces. 919 02:10:04,422 --> 02:10:06,422 Hairy nipples. 920 02:10:09,422 --> 02:10:11,036 Senator Marcellus. 921 02:10:11,136 --> 02:10:14,783 Your wife will scare our customers away. 922 02:10:16,122 --> 02:10:18,122 Try help walnuts. 923 02:10:19,122 --> 02:10:22,402 Hey, you over there. Don't pinch yourself. 924 02:10:22,441 --> 02:10:26,521 The more that you give, the more they will bite you. 925 02:10:59,523 --> 02:11:03,823 How many enjoying the skills perfected by our senators' ladies... 926 02:11:03,923 --> 02:11:07,363 ...while their husbands left in the Senate? 927 02:11:41,623 --> 02:11:44,161 Only five gold pieces. 928 02:11:44,501 --> 02:11:46,501 Five. 929 02:11:46,813 --> 02:11:48,442 Senators' wives... 930 02:11:48,542 --> 02:11:51,605 ...for a blameless reputation. 931 02:12:13,023 --> 02:12:16,523 He's making customs using all our wives and daughters. 932 02:12:16,623 --> 02:12:19,097 Humaliating the Senate and defending the army. 933 02:12:19,197 --> 02:12:21,677 That's why the people love him. 934 02:12:34,721 --> 02:12:37,551 Longinus. You're not having any fun. 935 02:12:37,651 --> 02:12:38,913 Enjoy yourself. 936 02:12:39,013 --> 02:12:43,573 - What is your preference? - Everything and nothing, Caesar. 937 02:12:45,073 --> 02:12:48,113 You can't have both for the same price. 938 02:12:56,123 --> 02:12:59,144 - He's provoking you. - Only me? Huh. 939 02:12:59,423 --> 02:13:02,703 He's mad. He doesn't know what he's doing. 940 02:13:03,523 --> 02:13:06,643 He knows what he's doing perfectly well. 941 02:13:07,623 --> 02:13:11,943 - Give him enough rope... perhaps... - He'll hang us all. 942 02:13:52,723 --> 02:13:56,648 We also have a few very sappier ladies here today. 943 02:13:57,023 --> 02:14:00,549 You may slash them or may bind them. 944 02:14:01,323 --> 02:14:03,963 Five gold pieces to buy you both. 945 02:14:04,571 --> 02:14:07,061 For five gold pieces. 946 02:14:42,324 --> 02:14:46,084 Can't you stop bothering for just a few moments? 947 02:14:47,524 --> 02:14:48,691 Chaerea. 948 02:14:48,791 --> 02:14:51,724 I hear you have a taste for little boys. 949 02:14:51,824 --> 02:14:54,864 - Is that not so? - No, Caesar. Big boys. 950 02:14:56,024 --> 02:14:58,503 - My soldiers. - Are they ready? 951 02:14:58,724 --> 02:15:00,501 Yes, Caesar. 952 02:15:00,601 --> 02:15:02,601 Perfect. 953 02:15:13,324 --> 02:15:15,824 We sail for Britain. 954 02:16:08,306 --> 02:16:10,306 He will not go again. 955 02:17:37,924 --> 02:17:41,408 We're only a few has marched from Rome. 956 02:17:42,424 --> 02:17:44,745 And what new madness is this? 957 02:17:48,325 --> 02:17:51,765 Mars tells me we will enjoy a great victory. 958 02:17:57,169 --> 02:17:59,434 - Ah, Chaerea. - Caesar? 959 02:18:01,398 --> 02:18:03,931 Are we prepared for the invasion? 960 02:18:04,031 --> 02:18:06,031 Yes, Caesar... 961 02:18:06,850 --> 02:18:08,396 ...only... 962 02:18:08,496 --> 02:18:10,496 Only what? 963 02:18:11,425 --> 02:18:14,404 - Where is Britain? - Where? 964 02:18:15,891 --> 02:18:17,891 There. 965 02:18:18,225 --> 02:18:20,369 Ah, yes, lord, there... 966 02:18:20,809 --> 02:18:24,333 ...but... eh... there is no enemy. 967 02:18:25,725 --> 02:18:27,985 There is papyrus cane. 968 02:18:28,742 --> 02:18:32,182 - Papyrus cane, Divine Caesar? - Yes, papyrus. 969 02:18:32,268 --> 02:18:34,508 Don't be so stupid, Chaerea. 970 02:18:34,825 --> 02:18:38,665 Order my army to attack and destroy that papyrus. 971 02:18:39,125 --> 02:18:41,125 Yes, lord. 972 02:18:45,025 --> 02:18:50,145 After all, we must have some proof that I have conquered Britain. 973 02:19:06,114 --> 02:19:08,114 War. 974 02:20:03,325 --> 02:20:05,325 Kill. 975 02:20:26,925 --> 02:20:30,447 While all of you were living safely here in Rome... 976 02:20:30,547 --> 02:20:33,196 ...your beloved emperor was risking his life... 977 02:20:33,296 --> 02:20:36,418 ...to preserve and enlarge the Empire. 978 02:20:43,125 --> 02:20:45,064 I've heard rumors that the Senate... 979 02:20:45,164 --> 02:20:47,544 doesn't believe that I ever went to Britain. 980 02:20:47,644 --> 02:20:49,826 No. No, lord. 981 02:20:50,022 --> 02:20:53,831 But I did conquer Britain, and I have a hundred... 982 02:20:53,931 --> 02:20:56,731 thousand papyrus canes to prove it. 983 02:20:59,425 --> 02:21:03,000 - Hail, Caligula Caesar. - Hail, Caesar. 984 02:21:03,100 --> 02:21:08,039 - Hail, Caligula the Conquerer. - Hail. Hail. Hail. 985 02:21:09,026 --> 02:21:12,946 Better be careful, he's in a strange mood tonight. 986 02:21:24,193 --> 02:21:26,193 Caligula. 987 02:21:26,526 --> 02:21:27,911 They hate you now. 988 02:21:28,011 --> 02:21:31,371 Let them hate me. So long as they fear me. 989 02:21:31,408 --> 02:21:35,320 They are senators and consuls. They are important men. 990 02:21:35,420 --> 02:21:37,993 So important that they prove all I do? 991 02:21:38,093 --> 02:21:39,626 They must be mad. 992 02:21:39,726 --> 02:21:41,446 I don't know what else to do to revolt them. 993 02:21:41,546 --> 02:21:43,274 Great victory. 994 02:21:43,374 --> 02:21:45,374 In Britain. 995 02:21:47,277 --> 02:21:49,277 And now... 996 02:21:49,438 --> 02:21:54,044 ...the booties captured during this great campaign. 997 02:21:56,410 --> 02:21:58,410 Fish. 998 02:21:59,360 --> 02:22:02,632 Mullet, blenny and salmon. 999 02:22:04,026 --> 02:22:06,026 Oysters... 1000 02:22:06,605 --> 02:22:10,161 ...and beautiful pink pearls. 1001 02:22:10,626 --> 02:22:15,952 From the blue seas and silver rivers of Britain. 1002 02:22:18,626 --> 02:22:26,124 Gained from the green forests and golden holms of Britain... 1003 02:22:26,926 --> 02:22:31,140 ...swell pheasants, lovesome geese. 1004 02:22:58,426 --> 02:23:00,426 Cowards. 1005 02:23:05,426 --> 02:23:08,757 Crawl. Crawl. Crawl. 1006 02:23:09,310 --> 02:23:12,042 I hate them. 1007 02:23:18,826 --> 02:23:20,866 Almighty Caesar says... 1008 02:23:21,528 --> 02:23:23,666 ...to balance the state budget... 1009 02:23:23,766 --> 02:23:27,101 ...we shall confiscate the entire estates... 1010 02:23:27,201 --> 02:23:29,921 of all those who have failed Rome. 1011 02:23:33,626 --> 02:23:36,256 Read out your list, Longinus. 1012 02:23:38,226 --> 02:23:44,384 Senators Galva, Aponius, Marcellus, 1013 02:23:44,484 --> 02:23:47,981 Antonius, Cassius... 1014 02:23:48,182 --> 02:23:49,684 Chaerea. 1015 02:23:49,784 --> 02:23:52,665 They have failed me. Arrest them. 1016 02:23:52,893 --> 02:23:54,893 ...Lepidus... 1017 02:23:55,890 --> 02:23:58,944 ...Sextus and Octavius. 1018 02:23:59,044 --> 02:24:01,044 Guards. Arrest them. 1019 02:24:17,826 --> 02:24:19,826 Almighty Caesar says... 1020 02:24:20,055 --> 02:24:22,055 ...finish your dinner. 1021 02:24:24,526 --> 02:24:26,526 Eat. 1022 02:24:33,526 --> 02:24:35,527 He must be done soon. 1023 02:24:40,527 --> 02:24:43,659 - Watch Chaerea. - Why? 1024 02:24:43,927 --> 02:24:45,927 The omens are not good. 1025 02:24:46,268 --> 02:24:48,268 Be on your guard. 1026 02:24:49,947 --> 02:24:52,561 I think he intends to kill me. 1027 02:24:57,527 --> 02:24:59,527 What is amusing, Caesar? 1028 02:25:00,541 --> 02:25:01,927 Just a thought. 1029 02:25:02,027 --> 02:25:04,419 May I ask what thought? 1030 02:25:08,611 --> 02:25:11,594 Is it true that there is a conspiracy against me, Longinus? 1031 02:25:11,694 --> 02:25:14,894 Eh... well, lord... that is... I mean... 1032 02:25:15,413 --> 02:25:17,973 It seems there is a secret plot. 1033 02:25:18,027 --> 02:25:19,686 A plot is always a secret, if it's not a secret, 1034 02:25:19,786 --> 02:25:20,484 not a plot or a plan. 1035 02:25:20,584 --> 02:25:22,727 That is logical, is it not, Claudius? 1036 02:25:22,827 --> 02:25:24,895 Even a half-wit can know that and you are a half-wit. 1037 02:25:24,995 --> 02:25:26,995 Half of me is, Caesar. 1038 02:25:30,127 --> 02:25:32,052 The situation's gone too far. 1039 02:25:32,152 --> 02:25:33,978 He's muffed the guards, overruled the... 1040 02:25:34,078 --> 02:25:36,327 government and insulted the best friends of Rome. 1041 02:25:36,427 --> 02:25:38,937 Yes, the Senate counts for nothing anymore. 1042 02:25:39,037 --> 02:25:40,476 No one is safe from him. 1043 02:25:40,576 --> 02:25:43,729 - He's a tyrant. - Then what can we do? 1044 02:25:43,829 --> 02:25:45,933 There's only one solution. 1045 02:25:47,327 --> 02:25:50,927 - If Caligula ought to die... - It could happen. 1046 02:26:53,327 --> 02:26:55,327 You need to sleep. 1047 02:26:55,827 --> 02:26:59,587 I think I shall resign myself to living forever. 1048 02:27:00,660 --> 02:27:02,660 I hope you do. 1049 02:27:20,576 --> 02:27:22,576 I am going bald. 1050 02:27:25,994 --> 02:27:27,994 No, you're not. 1051 02:27:28,079 --> 02:27:31,027 You've never been able to face the facts, have you? 1052 02:27:31,127 --> 02:27:36,397 The facts? Yes, my lord. Can you? 1053 02:27:44,726 --> 02:27:47,962 I need some sleep. 1054 02:27:51,206 --> 02:27:53,206 I need you. 1055 02:28:21,028 --> 02:28:23,133 Psst. Are you ready? 1056 02:28:23,618 --> 02:28:26,658 Will you speak your lying sister Isis? 1057 02:28:28,728 --> 02:28:33,102 Long have I wondered in the land of men... 1058 02:28:33,390 --> 02:28:37,371 ...in search of you, brother Osiris. 1059 02:28:44,528 --> 02:28:48,556 I have been killed and cut in two bits. 1060 02:28:50,528 --> 02:28:56,681 You put my pieces together, bringing back life... 1061 02:28:57,121 --> 02:28:59,121 ...with a kiss. 1062 02:29:00,828 --> 02:29:02,828 There goes our blood. 1063 02:29:06,728 --> 02:29:10,528 It doesn't matter. It's only a show. 1064 02:29:21,528 --> 02:29:25,608 - I can't get it right. - No, Caesar. Look, like that. 1065 02:29:29,628 --> 02:29:31,628 Hello, precious. 1066 02:29:35,628 --> 02:29:37,708 Have you been a good girl? 1067 02:29:45,328 --> 02:29:47,765 Don't you think she looks beautiful in my costume? 1068 02:29:47,865 --> 02:29:49,928 - She's even wearing my little boots. - Cause you like her power. 1069 02:29:50,028 --> 02:29:53,598 My little... boots. 1070 02:30:16,518 --> 02:30:18,518 She's serious. 1071 02:30:24,096 --> 02:30:26,896 Going to be dressed like you today. 1072 02:30:56,728 --> 02:30:58,728 Password? 1073 02:30:59,628 --> 02:31:00,730 Scotch him. 1074 02:31:00,830 --> 02:31:02,830 So be it. 1075 02:31:46,118 --> 02:31:48,118 I'll... 1076 02:31:48,280 --> 02:31:50,280 ...live... 1077 02:31:51,067 --> 02:31:53,067 ...live... 1078 02:32:47,713 --> 02:32:49,713 Come on. 1079 02:32:52,529 --> 02:32:55,044 Hail, Claudius Caesar. 1080 02:32:55,144 --> 02:32:57,901 - Hail, Claudius Caesar. - Hail, Claudius. 1081 02:32:58,001 --> 02:33:01,989 - Hail, Claudius. - Claudius, hail. 1082 02:33:04,255 --> 02:33:07,180 Hail, Claudius Caesar. 1083 02:33:07,832 --> 02:33:09,832 Hail. 75367

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