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[theme song plays]
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♪ One, twoOne, two, three ♪
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[vocalizing]
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[chicken clucks]
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All right, family...
who's ready for Farm-Con?
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Huh?
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Me. Tilly's ready.
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Eh, not really my scene.
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But the booths here give out free stuff
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and Mama needs some new pens.
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Oh, all right, just make sure
you don't miss my big speech!
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Did I mention I'm a VIP speaker today?
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Yeah, that's how we got
these passes to Farm-Con!
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On a precious, beautiful Saturday
that I'll never get back!
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This speech will be great exposure
for Green Family Farms, Papa!
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If only Good Ol' Joe could see me now.
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Eh, Dad, you can't just make up people.
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No, he's real!
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Back in the country,
Good 'Ol Joe was my best friend
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and we used to come to Farm-Con
together every year!
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He sounds like a delight.
What ever happened to him?
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Well, we sorta lost touch
when we moved to Big City.
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Shame, sure was fun
comin' here with a friend.
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[sighs]
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[gasps] Is that what I think it is?
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It is! Dirt!
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I gotta get a whiff of that!
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Cricket, did you see how sad Papa was?
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What do ya mean?
That's how he always looks.
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He misses havin' a friend!
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OK, and what are we
supposed to do about it?
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Maybe we should help Papa
find a new friend.
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Unless of course, you have
somethin' better to do...
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Son, ya gotta come smell this dirt!
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Nope! All right, friend for dad,
friend for dad...
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Mm, that guy.
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[sighs]
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Hmm... What about the
handsome fellow next to him?
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[Cricket] Tilly, he's not real.
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What about the person inside?
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Oh, never mind.
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It'd be great if Papa could be friends
with someone he already knows.
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-[old lady] Oh! My tomatoes!
-Hmm... Oof!
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[Chip] Oh, hey, let me help you with that.
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Oh, thank you, sonny.
My, your teeth are so shiny.
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Thanks!
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Chip Whistler! He's perfect!
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What? Did you have a big bowl
of Forgetti-O's this morning?
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Chip has been our enemy
since we moved here!
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That's not true! Chip's changed, remember?
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He broke our roof, then he fixed our roof,
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then we sang a song...
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It was good. Good 'n fun.
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Well, this whole thing
beats smellin' dirt.
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So if you think it's a good idea,
then let's make Dad and Chip friends!
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[humming]
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All right, there's Papa...
and there's Chip.
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So how do we arrange a meeting
without them knowing?
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Leave it to Crickey.
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[chuckles] Oh...
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-Nice and easy...
-[screams]
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Are you really Old McDonald from the song?
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E, I, E, I, O.
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I could cry.
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-[screams]
-[groans]
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[groans] What the...
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-Chip?
-Bill Green?
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Well, I'm not entirely sure
what just happened,
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but it's nice to bump into you!
How ya been?
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I think my spine mighta just shattered...
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[chuckles] but otherwise I'm great!
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Gonna do a speech about
farmin' in the city today!
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I will check it out!
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You know, farmer outreach
is part of the new gig.
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Oh, right! You're the new CEO
of Wholesome Foods! Congrats!
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Aw, shucks, couldn't have
done it without you, Bill!
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-Hey, Papa!
-Hey.
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Just checkin' in. How're things?
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Great! And look who I ran into!
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Hey, I have a crazy idea.
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Maybe you two should hang out
at the Con today!
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-Sounds like a good time!
-Really?
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I'd love to get the Bill Green experience!
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Well, alrighty then! Let's do it!
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[giggles excitedly]
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Heh heh, which one of you suckers
is givin' out free stuff?
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Bingo bango.
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'Scuse me, pardon me.
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Hey! You can't do that!
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Didn't you see the sign?
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"Please take one." I don't mind if I do!
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Aw...
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Attention, farmers!
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I'm Gwendolyn Zapp
and I've got a question for ya!
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Are you tired
of your big, bulky hay baler?
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Well, get rid of it!
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And replace it
with the all new Mecha-Baler!
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[dings]
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Now who wants some hay?
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Ooh, me! I do, I do!
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Ooh! [groans]
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-Oh!
-Is he OK?
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Pshhh. Big Tech.
Too flashy, if you ask me.
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I mean, where's the heart?
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I couldn't agree more.
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Did you know they wanna replace
grocery stores with drones
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that deliver your food right to your door?
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But picking out produce
is a sacred experience!
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That's what I'm sayin'!
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I like the way you think, Bill Green.
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You're not that bad yourself.
In fact, you're good!
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[gasps] Good. Good Ol' Chip!
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Come on, let's see what's next!
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[both giggle excitedly]
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[both laugh]
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[both] Cheese!
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Ah! Huh?
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Eh?
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[gasps]
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[thuds]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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-Bleeh!
-Ooh!
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[both chuckle]
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Wow... a horse that can talk,
but chooses not to.
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I gotta go water the fields, if you know
what I'm sayin'. Be right back!
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Oh. OK! That's my friend.
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Chip and Pop are gettin' along swell!
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-You done good.
-Thanks, Cricket!
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I kinda got a seventh sense
for friendship.
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-Wait, seven?
-[Chip] Ugh, finally!
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Thought I'd never get rid of that chump.
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All right, I need you
to cancel all my plans
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for the remainder of the day.
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But what about the farmer meet and greet?
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If you don't go, those farmers
will be neither met nor gret!
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Forget those losers!
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A wonderful opportunity
has presented itself.
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I'm gonna sabotage
Bill Green's big speech!
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Here's the plan... [whispering]
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Sweet potatoes, Chip is evil!
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-We gotta go tell Dad!
-What? No, wait!
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-Cricket, stop!
-Gah!
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We can't just tell Papa.
It'd break his heart!
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I don't care about his heart, Tilly,
I'm tryin' to save his feelings!
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[chuckles] Is that so?
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Seems like you overheard
my brilliant plan.
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Too bad you won't be here
to see it happen.
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Close your eyes, Cricket.
Big sister's gonna make a mess.
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-[knuckles crack]
-OK.
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[roars]
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-[groans]
-[groans] Tilly messed up.
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[laughs] Good luck
getting back in without these!
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Ah, man, I love being mean to kids.
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[grunting]
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Oh, no! Papa's doomed!
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Ooh! Bottle openers,
the crown jewel of all swag!
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[laughing]
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Hey! Stop! I know you,
you're the swag stealer!
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-What?
-Yeah! You're stealing all our free stuff!
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You can't steal what's already free!
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Sure, it's not illegal,
but it's very rude!
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Well, in my defense...
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-Yoink! [laughing]
-Hey! Get back here!
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Ugh! Come on, let's get her!
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[all clamoring]
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-Big crowd, huh?
-Chip! You made it!
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So, are you ready to rock that speech?
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I think so, but I am a little nervous...
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Let me hit you with a "Chip Tip."
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Never give a speech on an empty stomach.
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That's why I made you
this saltine and peanut butter sandwich!
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Uh, I don't know...
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Wouldn't that dry my mouth out?
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Come on. You can trust Good Ol' Chip.
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Huh. You're right! Thanks, Chip!
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-Bottoms up! Ahh...
-[Chip snickers]
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-[grunts]
-[thuds]
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[sighs] Still won't budge.
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And without our badges,
we can't get in through the front.
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Chip's gonna ruin Papa's speech,
and it's all my fault!
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I just wanted Papa to make a new friend.
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But I made everything worse.
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It's true. Dad has no friends.
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But he's got us! Family!
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And we'll always be there for him,
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even after Chip ruins
his reputation later today.
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You, me, and even Gramma
will be there to cheer him up.
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-[Gramma grunting]
-Weird, I can almost hear her now...
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Cricket, look!
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[grunts] Rats!
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I'm gonna have to find another exit.
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-Hey, Gramma.
-Can you let us into the building?
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Eh, why not? I can't get
my swag out this way anyway.
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[all grunting]
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[Tilly] Looks like Papa's
speech hasn't started yet.
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We gotta get down there!
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Well, I destroyed the ladder,
so good luck with that.
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-Why?
-I had to lose some heat, OK?
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Well, how are we gonna get down now?
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I don't know, I could toss you down,
how's that sound?
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No need! I've got an idea!
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But we're gonna need some swag.
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-[chewing loudly]
-How's it taste there, buddy?
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[muffled speech]
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Good! It's delicious!
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Oh, no! I can't speak!
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Uh, Mr. Green? You're on now.
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[muffled speech] What should I do.
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Easy, buddy.
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You know what? I just had a great idea!
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What if I do your speech for ya?
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[muffled speech] You will?
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Don't worry.
Good Ol' Chip has got ya covered.
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[muffled speech]
Aww, gee, thanks, Chip. You're the best!
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[snickers]
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What up, Farm-Con! My name is Bill Green!
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Oh, no, Chip has assumed Papa's identity!
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As the humble, urban farmer
I am, I'd just like to say...
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I'm the only good farmer in this city!
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You're all dumb! Dumb, dumb, dummies!
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[all gasp]
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Oh, no! We gotta hurry!
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I can't believe you made me choose
between my son and my swag.
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[grunts] Come on, let's go!
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That's fine, let Gramma pick up your mess.
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That's right, I said it.
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Oh, and your veggies? Garbo!
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[muffled speech] Chip, what are you doing?
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Yeah! I love pesticide!
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-[both scream]
-Not the teeth! Not the teeth!
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Good work, Cricket! Hold him down!
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People of Farm-Con!
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This man is not Bill Green!
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-That is Bill Green!
-[grunts]
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[muffled speech] It's true!
I'm Bill Green.
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Two Bill Greens?
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Which one do I shoot?
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Which one do I shoot?
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-Who's the real one?
-He is.
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[gasps]
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[muffled speech] Good Ol' Joe!
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That's my friend
and I'd know him anywhere.
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Say "ahh," Papa.
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Huh? [gurgling]
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Thanks, sweetie. [blubbers]
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Papa, I'm really sorry
Chip didn't turn out to be a good friend.
247
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Yeah, me too.
248
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,208
How are you so heavy?
249
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,000
I'm dense!
250
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,542
Huh? Ugh.
251
00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:48,875
Chip, I'm afraid after this,
we can't be friendly anymore.
252
00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:50,375
[scoffs] Like I care.
253
00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:51,834
Watch your back, Bill Green.
254
00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:54,000
'Cause I'll get you all sooner or later.
255
00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,667
When you least expect--
256
00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,834
-[groans]
-[grunts] Success!
257
00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,667
Well, time to go to the pawn shop.
258
00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,250
-[grunting]
-[groans]
259
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,000
Huh? Ha!
260
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,291
My new titanium tooth
is still perfectly intact!
261
00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,834
Huh? [gasps]
262
00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:10,125
Don't look at me! Don't look at me!
263
00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,750
I'm not even gonna laugh.
I have nightmares about that.
264
00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,333
Everyone OK over here?
265
00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,542
Joe! It's been so long!
266
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,458
Oh, it's great to see you again!
267
00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:19,458
Likewise.
268
00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:22,959
Listen, Bill,
I'm sorry we lost touch when you moved.
269
00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:25,667
I planned on visitin'
but I went out to tend the crops,
270
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,542
and well, you know...
271
00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,083
[chuckles] Boy, do I.
272
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:32,083
What do ya say we catch up
over a nice glass of water?
273
00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,583
My favorite beverage,
274
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,834
you remembered!
275
00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:36,250
Good Ol' Joe.
276
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,583
Good Ol' Bill.
277
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,000
Good Ol' Joe.
278
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,208
Good Ol' Bill.
279
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,875
-Good Ol'--
-Dad! Speech!
280
00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:43,417
Oh! Right! Wish me luck!
281
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,875
Well, we didn't find Papa a new friend.
282
00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:47,709
But we did find him an old friend.
283
00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:48,709
Yeah.
284
00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:49,709
Wait, did we?
285
00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:50,709
I'm countin' it.
286
00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,041
[clears throat]
287
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,875
Hello, my name is Bill Green
288
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:57,917
and I'm here to talk about
urban soil and crop rotation.
289
00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,208
[all cheer]
290
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,000
I love Farm-Con!
291
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,542
[Cricket] So, grass,
you dare to stand in my way?
292
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,583
[fighting grunts]
293
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,875
Ha ha! Success! I rule.
294
00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,375
Aah! Street goblin!
295
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,375
Oh, wait, it's just an ugly dog.
296
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:14,625
[coughs]
297
00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:15,792
Where'd you come from, buddy?
298
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,917
[whimpers]
299
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,250
Aw, you must be lost.
300
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,917
You don't live too far from here.
301
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,959
Better get ya home
before Tilly tries to keep ya.
302
00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:24,625
[Tilly] Oh, I sense
an unfamiliar canine energy!
303
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:25,834
Come on, hurry! Let's go!
304
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,959
Hello! Hello, hello, hello!
305
00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,709
Hello? Oh, my gosh!
306
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,083
You found my dog!
307
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,375
Sorry his face is all messed up,
308
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,959
but he was already like that
when I got him,
309
00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,333
I swear.
310
00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:37,875
Oh, he's supposed to be like this.
311
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,417
[coughs]
312
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,500
Since my lost dog posters
promised a reward...
313
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,208
-A reward?
-Here ya go.
314
00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:46,500
One hundred dollars, as promised.
315
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,875
[stammering]
316
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,083
-Thanks! Bye!
-[stammers]
317
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,625
I didn't even know money
could go that high!
318
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:57,625
Cricket Green has a hundred dollars!
319
00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,834
♪ I got a hundred dollars! ♪
320
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,000
♪ Look at all my money! ♪
321
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:06,000
♪ Who's that guy on the bill?Nobody knows ♪
322
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,000
Get down from there!
323
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,208
Sorry.
324
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:11,417
♪ I got a hundred dollars! ♪
325
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,875
Psst! Hey, moneybags!
326
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,458
-Over here.
-Huh?
327
00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,667
Be careful waving
your money around like that.
328
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,834
You might attract some shady characters.
329
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,917
Hey, thanks, mister!
Name's Cricket Green, what's yours?
330
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,709
It's, uh... It's, uh... I'm John.
331
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,500
-Yeah, yeah, that's a name.
-Yes, it is!
332
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,458
You know what's better
than a hundred dollars?
333
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,792
Two hundred dollars.
334
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,166
Wow, that is better!
335
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,041
Gosh, now this one hundred dollar bill
just looks like junk.
336
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,875
Listen, you give me your hundred dollars,
337
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,166
I give you a product to sell.
338
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:44,583
-Product to sell?
-Sell some product, double your money.
339
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,583
Hmm... "Skull Slimmers."
340
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:47,709
All right, let's see here...
341
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,291
[grunts] OK...
342
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,709
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
343
00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,291
Oh, it hurts!
344
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,542
That's how you know it's workin'!
345
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:54,959
OK. [grunts]
346
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,792
Do you really think I can sell these?
347
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,959
Listen, most people
aren't as, uh, ya know,
348
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,583
street smart as you and me.
349
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:01,834
They're easy marks.
350
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,500
Just tell 'em whatever they wanna hear
351
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,583
and these will
practically sell themselves.
352
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,834
I don't know...
Isn't that kinda like lying?
353
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:10,709
Nah, that's just how business works.
354
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,375
So, what do ya say?
355
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,959
Double my money, huh?
356
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:18,208
-This picture's broken!
-It's a puzzle, Gramma.
357
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:21,583
So now I'm supposed to do
the picture-maker's job for him?
358
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,333
[Cricket] Attention, family!
359
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:27,000
Get on my good side now,
because I'm about to be rich!
360
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,875
I present to you... Skull Slimmers!
361
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,417
These babies are gonna
revolutionize heads!
362
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,875
Just, uh, put it on your head
363
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,834
and, uh, twist the spinny thingy.
364
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,625
Like this?
365
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,000
This product is subpar.
366
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:43,166
Subpar or not,
I'm gonna sell 'em for a big fat profit!
367
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,417
Seems a bit dishonest.
368
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,875
Tilly, you just don't understand
how business works.
369
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,208
And you think you do?
370
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:52,083
Wake up, boy, ya been flim-flammed!
371
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,000
-What's that now?
-Bamboozled!
372
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,083
Hoodwinked! Scammed.
373
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,709
How dare you!
374
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:58,875
I'm Cricket Green!
375
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,750
I'm no patsy, I'm a pats-er!
376
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:04,000
I'ma sell so many of these Skull Slimmers,
377
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,083
I-I'll be able to buy a new Gramma!
378
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,834
Yeah! And a new sister!
379
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,417
And they'll appreciate my genius!
380
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,500
I always wanted a sister.
381
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:17,000
[Cricket] Citizens of Big City!
Are you tired of hats that don't fit?
382
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,583
Are you dissatisfied
with the diameter of your dome?
383
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,291
Tiny heads are the hot new trend!
384
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,500
Don't be the last kid on the block
385
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,959
with a big ol' noggin!
386
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,417
Benny, I'm looking in your direction!
387
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,917
People are counting on you
388
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,875
to get their skulls ready
for bikini season!
389
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,542
So... what do ya say?
390
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,709
Uh, no thanks. This is junk.
391
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,709
I don't appreciate you preying
on my perceived insecurities.
392
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,750
There's no shortcuts to a slim head!
393
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,917
Only diet and exercise!
394
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,750
Aw, come on!
395
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,625
[Cricket] Ugh, I don't get it!
396
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,542
Why won't people buy this garbage?
397
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,583
John made it sound so simple...
398
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:52,709
Just tell 'em what they wanna hear
and they'll practically sell themselves.
399
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,500
Wait! Is that what I wanted to hear?
400
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,333
Am I the easy mark?
401
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,000
Aw, Gramma was right!
402
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,458
A hundred smackeroos right down the drain!
403
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,792
Sorry, Katelynn, I can't afford to go
to the concert with you guys.
404
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,667
Have fun without me. [sighs]
405
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,583
Money problems are the worst.
406
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,583
Tell me about it! I just
poured a bunch of money
407
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,959
into these Skull Slimmers.
408
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,166
The guy said they'd sell themselves!
409
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,250
Sell... themselves?
410
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,750
That's what the guy said.
411
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,000
He told me I'd double my money.
412
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,542
Whoa! Wait!
413
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,583
-Can I get in on this?
-Uh, what now?
414
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,417
If I double my money I can
go to that concert with my friends!
415
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,125
Wait, you want to buy my Skull Slimmers?
416
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,333
Yeah! How much for the whole box?
417
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:33,000
[clears throat]
Well, since we're such good pals,
418
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,166
I'd be willin' to let them go for...
419
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,792
two hundred dollars?
420
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,000
Sold!
421
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,750
You really think I can double my money?
422
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,750
I did.
423
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:46,041
This puzzle's impossible!
What's it even supposed to be?
424
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,834
It's a picture called "Starless Night."
425
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,208
Why would you pick that?
426
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,041
Oh, family!
427
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,458
Guess who's not a sucker after all?
428
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,125
I sold the whole lot!
429
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,291
Kiss my filthy bare feet! Owie!
430
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,125
Who on earth is dumb enough
to buy that junk?
431
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,000
Why, if you must know,
our dear friend Gloria
432
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,959
saw the true value of Skull Slimmers.
433
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,750
You scammed Gloria?
434
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,458
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
435
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:12,583
I simply offered her
the same business opportunity
436
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,166
I enjoyed.
437
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,166
-Scam!
-It's not a scam!
438
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,583
Gloria just has to find
someone dumber than her to buy them!
439
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,500
But then what about that person?
440
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,709
[grunting] We don't even know them.
441
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,917
Well, be forewarned, Cricket.
442
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,041
The deceitful lifestyle
is a dark and endless void.
443
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:31,542
Much like this puzzle!
444
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,750
Which we will now have
to start over because of you.
445
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,375
Gah! At least let me do the edge pieces.
446
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,542
There are none!
447
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,959
Like outer space, this puzzle
448
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,000
is amorphous and without borders.
449
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,667
[sputters] Gah!
450
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,000
Listen, aren't you interested in
a thinner, lighter skull?
451
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,041
I just wanted a refill!
452
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:51,000
No, wait! A think skull
is a healthy skull!
453
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:53,000
Hey, Gloria! How's the sales going?
454
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,458
Cricket Green!
455
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,709
What pack of lies did you sell me?
456
00:16:56,792 --> 00:17:00,208
That's a heck of a way to say good morning
to your li'l business buddy.
457
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,917
Nobody wants these stupid things.
458
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,792
You totally conned me!
459
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,500
Con is such a strong word.
460
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,625
I never said people didn't want any...
461
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,083
and you didn't ask if people did.
462
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:14,208
So in a way, didn't we con each other?
463
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,542
-[screaming]
-[grunts]
464
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,417
Gloria, please, let's just talk this out!
465
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,834
[screaming]
466
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,250
Aah! Stay back, Gloria!
467
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,750
You know, if you put this kind of energy
into your sales pitch...
468
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,875
-[grunts]
-[screams]
469
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:25,959
[grunts] Aah!
470
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,709
Come here, Cricket!
471
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:28,875
[screams]
472
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,125
Oh, man, Gloria's finally lost it!
473
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,125
[grunts]
474
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,750
Ahh, home free.
475
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,875
-[grunts]
-Somebody save me!
476
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:36,917
-[grunting]
-[screaming]
477
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,250
Huh?
478
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,583
Cricket Green, you come back here!
479
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,333
He probably deserves it.
480
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,583
Gloria, no, please! I'm your friend!
481
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,917
Enough! Cricket, just give me my money
back and this all stops.
482
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,834
I spent it already! Gah!
483
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,166
What?
484
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,959
I may, or may not, have decided
485
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,458
to spend the money you gave me on this.
486
00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:00,875
You spent all of my money
on a wedding cake?
487
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:02,959
It's just the biggest cake I could buy.
488
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,792
I don't care if it's for a wedding.
489
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,709
Then what are those?
490
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,917
Well, excuse me if I wanted
to feel special on my big day.
491
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
[grunts]
492
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,792
Cricket, that two hundred dollars
was from my rent fund.
493
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,625
If I don't make my money back,
I won't be able to pay my rent!
494
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:21,834
Oh. Gee, I-I didn't know that.
495
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,959
Cake?
496
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,375
Ha.
497
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,333
[sighs]
498
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:29,500
I'm really sorry, Gloria.
499
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,667
I was just so desperate
not to look like a fool
500
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,083
when I got flim-flammed
501
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,917
that I ended up
passin' my burden on to you.
502
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,083
Yeah, well, scamming someone else isn't
the best way to get out of a scam, dummy.
503
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,834
[gasps] Or is it?
504
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,917
I think I know a way
to get your money back.
505
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,625
But we'll need some help.
506
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,959
Ahh. Really brightens up the office.
507
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,208
-[Gloria] Hey!
-[gasps]
508
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,333
Would you happen to be John?
509
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,750
Might be's, might be'sn't.
510
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,709
I'm Gloria Hightower, executive VP of
acquisitions for ThingieCorp Incorporated.
511
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:01,125
Heard you're the man to see
about Skull Slimmers.
512
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,417
Well, you're in luck. I got tons of 'em!
513
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,333
Hmm... No, this isn't
the model I'm looking for.
514
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,583
-The model? What do you mean?
-Haven't you heard?
515
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:11,417
There's a new version of the Skull Slimmer
that makes you super smart.
516
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,542
If you had the new model,
I would have paid handsomely for them.
517
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:17,208
Someone's selling Skull Slimmers
that make you smarter?
518
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:21,709
Boy, I sure was a real dumb-dumb before
I bought my Skull Slimmer Plus!
519
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,291
I purchased mine with every dollar I had!
520
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:25,625
Ho!
521
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:26,792
Hey, kids, where'd you get those?
522
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,208
Why, from a young chap
down the alley on Grantham Avenue.
523
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:31,875
He bought it!
524
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,917
Yes, well, your acting
has really improved.
525
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,250
Ooh. Huh? It's that kid.
526
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:40,959
Yes, young man. Here is my life savings
for the Skull Slimmer.
527
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:42,291
[whispers] You owe me.
528
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,000
Kid, I gotta hand it to ya.
529
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,083
You were able to turn that junk I sold ya
into somethin' people actually want.
530
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,375
But now I'm gonna need
those Skull Slimmers back
531
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:50,583
with whatever mods you made to them.
532
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,083
Here's your hundred bucks back.
533
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,792
Sorry, John. The price has gone up.
[slurps]
534
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,500
Fine. Two hundred bucks.
535
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,792
Eh, nah. [slurps]
536
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,750
Let me save us both some time.
What do ya say?
537
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:05,375
That's a lot of money.
538
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:08,250
-So we got a deal?
-Absolutely.
539
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,625
Fantastic. Oops.
540
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,417
Whoopsie-daisy.
541
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,166
-Here ya go.
-Thank you, sir.
542
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,125
Pleasure doin' business with ya!
543
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,959
What the...? Hey!
544
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,083
This is just a bunch of napkins!
545
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:24,166
-Pete never pays full price!
-I thought your name was John!
546
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,333
Yeah, that's what I meant.
John never pays full price!
547
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,208
-[laughs, gasps]
-Stop right there!
548
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:32,208
Agent William Walker,
Fraudulent Business Division.
549
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,333
-[gasps]
-Just as I suspected. Skull Slimmers.
550
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,291
Somebody's been selling these
all over town under
551
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,542
false claims that they'll
make you smarter.
552
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,041
He sold these to me! I'm the victim here!
553
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,250
That true?
554
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,000
Gee, I'm just a kid,
holdin' a bag of napkins.
555
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,417
Nothin' illegal about
holdin' a bag of napkins, right, Officer?
556
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,667
Checks out. Hope you like jail!
557
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,750
Wait, wait, wait!
If I get away, it's all yours.
558
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,625
In all my years on the job,
I've never taken a bribe!
559
00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,709
Always wanted to see what it's like.
560
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,458
Go on, get outta here.
561
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,041
You'll never see me again!
562
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,583
Nice work, "Agent Walker."
563
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,709
Finally, theater classes pay off!
564
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:11,709
Yeah! We flim-flammed the flim-flam man!
565
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,041
-Here. This is for you.
-What?
566
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,458
But, Cricket, don't you want your share?
567
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:19,083
Nah, I feel bad for scamming ya, Gloria.
568
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:22,792
I even feel kinda bad
for scamming John. Or Pete?
569
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,291
-Yeah, don't.
-You're right. I don't.
570
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:29,583
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go
to a concert and pay my rent. Whoa!
571
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,208
Uh, do you guys have any more
of those Skull Slimmers?
572
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:36,291
♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪
573
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:40,166
♪ Lost a bet and got bitBy a hundred flies ♪
574
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,959
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
575
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,750
♪ Hit every branch andscraped up both my knees ♪
576
00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:48,375
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
577
00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,917
♪ Bit by a frog ♪
578
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,208
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
579
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,792
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
580
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,875
♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪
581
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,709
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪
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