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Your friend who has the audacity
to take his ass over there

and sit with my wife and

have coffee every damn week.

He deserves an ass woman.

Come on, you overreacting?

He wouldn't.

Do you like that mention
of the kind of woman?

I don't know, man.

Romance is cooled.

And it's crazy because I'm out here
shaking my ass with strangers,

but I can't do it

with my own damn wife.

I've got the damn hypocrite.

You need to practise
what I preach.

Maybe you should preach
what you practise.

If you like shaking hands
in front of women,

maybe if you go for your own life.

You know, somebody else will.

And they go no coffee.

That's the best.

They don't want that pussy.

So as the chips blew up again,

word started to spread

and really got calls for some big

money gigs.

So Arena dug up
some old ass superhero costumes

and both Merlin and the guys
for a Bachelorette

party.

All right everyone.

And while my baby was up
there bumping and grinding,

they brought in The Bachelorette.

And y'all never gonna guess
who it was though.

Shit, y'all already know.

Ohh.

Ohh man ohh it's so big.

Ohh.

I'm sorry Sir.

So that's fine.

That's fine, That's fine.

I'm.

I'm sorry to alarm
you, man.

Like that, man.

On here?

Well, I asked for was full time inside
and to hang with my girls.

Ohh he did all that sweetie.

OK, music.

Thank you.

Hi.

So far.

This.

So far.

Oh my God.

Wait, I'm so random.

What the hell?

Gee, what are you doing?

You need to take these off.

No, you two need
to get a room.

You guys are a regular
dynamic duo.

OK, alright, I'm going
to lock you in a room

until you get laid or
we run out of stripper

tips.

Whoever comes first.

I am sorry about all that.

So you have no keys on to you.

I guess it's time for Plan B.

Ohh, sorry, we are not having sex.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

The cuffs are the handcuffs.

Do you happen to have
a Bobby pin or no?

But I know where we can find one.

I just thought you should know,

Robin just left with one
of these stripper brothers.

Damn.

Can't believe
she would do me like that.

Parole.

But I would hate to see a good,

fine man like you get played good looking.

I'm on course B anytime,
you know

I'm here for you for whatever.

I'm on it.

Thank you.

Good looking.

Literally.

This.

I think we're in this room
right over here.

I'm not bad.

For you.

Ohh nice place.

Soon as she says she was giving me
a Bachelorette party,

I booked this room.

Not into that kind of thing.

No offence, I just don't think
it's appropriate.

You've already found
the right guy, I see.

But he's the right guy.

Yeah.

And you didn't answer.

His career is on fire

and I've always said
I'd be crazy not to marry him anyways.

So yeah.

But are you?

And now?

With him.

Damn it, I can't do this.

Just got off.

No.

The handcuffs.

I can't open them,
the handcuffs.

And with that man, now one,
there's an emergency.

There, there there's a there's there's
a young, innocent woman

being taken advantage

of by some strippers
in a hotel room.

Did I mention that they're all

black?

Yeah.

It's not my first time
because, right.

Yes, that's part of your job.

Nice work.

Thank you.

Oh.

I want them to think
they got their money's worth.

He said.

Well before you go.

Sure, sure.

I can give you a hand.

Yeah, I think I need that.

Ohh, he's good mate.

Probably somewhere butt naked
with the bride to be.

He didn't leave his cake.

I got it.

Why are they searching the cars?

What?

Why didn't checking inside?

The cars can't be blessed, right?

We only brothers out here
don't get you a drug.

Why is your car your wife?

We all know the routine.

We all get in the back
and we all hide.

What are we hiding for?

We do anything wrong?

Come on, guys, Not scare the police
because they're not looking for you.

X, right?

He's not white.

Help us out, X.

Drive the car.

I'm just saying.

Son of a bitch.

What is Zoom?

You're the one who's been
going out with my wife.

Zoo, you drop
my fucking cigarette.

No, no.

That's stabbing bastards.

She likes Guys,
you chill out.

So that's the guys like that.

Somebody going down, according
to your wife, you ain't you.

That's all I'm saying.

Your way.

You guys.

Hey man.

Hello officer, what's the problem?

I just looking for some thug male dancers.

You are free to go.

Hold on.

Why did you call them thugs?

Because they fit the description.

Really.

Just some ghetto stripper
motherfuckers.

How have you no officer?

I am one of those ghetto strippers,
motherfucker.

Keystone Cops.

Shit, you got me fucked.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Alexander Pike.

I'm sorry.

I make sure I get to the play football
every year.

I guess you feel pretty black now.

Hey man, I never understood
all the shit you guys

go through every day don't have to

worry about.

Really sorry.

Don't be.

You know what?

It's just like you said the first time.

We didn't do anything wrong.

It's just how it is.

You know what?

I got an idea.

Get us out of here.

All right.

Do you think, baby Jesus?

What you doing, officer?

Excuse me for a minute.

Yeah, that's gonna play pray
for Slim Girl.

We going to gaol bro.

And you four are free to go.

What?

What did you show him
in your phone?

I showed him a picture of Bambi

and then I offered him
a free boob job for his wife.

I got to do it for free,
but now we're free.

So alright.

Well.

Oh God, Oh God.

Told you.

I am privileged.

Ohh God.

Well you got the privilege
to drive now, yes?

Next thing you know,

my son woke up
in a strange bed,

unsure where he was,

wearing a

mask and some torn
leopard panties.

But we all been there,
and am I right?

Ohh just me.

Take away yourself.

I'm not man, Batman.

Like this?

A stripper and superhero outfit.

I can't believe.

Just let them run off.

I didn't know she had
another room guy.

What's up with security
when I called the tutor?

Like some big joke?

Well, you do have a prank show.

Hold on.

Well, look who has
their own room.

So what?

I just needed to be alone.

And are you?

Hello.

I'm white.

Of course I'm alone.

I swear.

Why would you ever think otherwise?

The morning God will go to Vegas.

Ohh, why is clown in your room,
magician?

Why are you in my room?

Well, Mama said that you were out here,

so I asked me to let me
in to surprise you.

OK then, What's up
with the outfit?

Hervin, it's Merlin.

And charity magic show
at the hospital.

The kids love the king,
so I'm black Elvis.

Blow this.

You satisfied?

How is this going to work
if we don't have trust place?

Not cool, Blaze.

That's really not cool, man.

Anyway.

If you don't mind,

I just came to say, well,
for now, the time,

yeah, I don't think so.

Because we got other plans, right?

Maybe we got other things.

No, not anymore.

I think I'd rather go be with someone
who truly knows me like that.

It's like that.

So I should say
I should leave then ohh.

Alright.

Ohh yeah that's OK.

Peace and ask sometimes

because they're like I
sense it a sense of.

Hey man, that's my son.

Don't worry about the dope.

First you have here
in my room now a limo.

How do you do it?

Hey, man, that's my Sue.

That's my car.

Drive safe please.

So you said he was the only one in
and out of Robin's room all night?

Well, so the the clown
is the stripper.

I'll be as hung.

He's saying my girl
for a fool.

I better text her.

Wait, wait, wait.

I know a better way.

United shows the real fool.

So when can I see
your magic show?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this is actually my week off.

But this trip isn't about me.

It's about you
and your bachelor party.

Not really.

It's just, it's about Blaze came
to see Blazes first comedy show.

He's been blowing up ever since
he announced her engagement.

But are you Are you ready
to marry him?

I have to be.

He made a deal to last in the wedding
online as a big event.

Places Dream wedding.

Wait, you're losing your wedding?

Yeah, that does not sound
like your dream wedding.

I pick your wedding
is something smaller.

Just people you know
and a little less plan.

More free like you and.

Yeah, it doesn't sound like me,

but the publicity helps him,

so it's all good.

Especially money like you do,
you know.

For the wedding, she wants me
to wear my hair straight,

but not rather go natural.

He's buying me a Chanel gown.

First thing, simple.

He literally wants trap music
for our first dance.

Really.

Well, why don't you just tell him that?

Don't you want to know?

I want him to want to know.

You know, that's just trying
to be +1 day.

He will.

How do you do that?

No, seriously.

Ever since we were kids,
I ever seen you mad.

Why bother?

If I trust you,
I can't be mad at you.

And if I don't trust you?

Why are we even together?

But just as Robin was wondering
if her fiance really had her back,

turns out it was Merlin

who needed to cover his ass.

I mean, that's not Robin.

Hey, man, I'm sorry
about what happened this morning.

I just.

About you being with another man,
it just drives me crazy.

And it's something true, man.

We're just friends.

Yeah.

No, no.

I was talking about you, Melvin.

I was talking about someone
who could be competition.

But listen.

My woman comic dropped out
of my show tomorrow

and I need a new act.

What?

You want me to be tomorrow?

Do my magic act.

Yeah, You you don't do
another act, do you?

No, Of course you're free.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm all free, mate.

Thank you.

I appreciate you, bro.

I don't.

I want to catch some more girl.

But bring you any game tomorrow.

No problem.

Mr Blake, Sir.

Ohh

yeah ohh can I get
some of this bullet Barbie please?

Man.

Thank you.

OK, you heard Merlin.

There's a huge shock for him

that could lead to a lot
of really big things,

and it could

also be the end of the chips.

So I say, fellas, we go out there tonight,

perform like it's our last show.

Let's start with the big guys.

Guys.

So where's Luther at?

Honestly, he wasn't too happy

when you heard that the chips
might be breaking up again.

Oh look guys, let's grab himself
because I got a private show with a lady.

OK, that's good.

That's good.

Let me get the room.

OK.

Alright.

I guess we better go Mr X here
a lot of time

to put on that spray tan.

No, not anymore.

After all that stuff out,

from now on I'm 100% me Ohh.

What about stuffing your crotch K 95%
of that?

Gotta keep a big song, you know?

Get out of here, man.

Yeah

Ohh, man.

Focus.

Ohh wow,
this should be good night.

Dim these lights.

It was the right setting.

Cooking club.

And this is the guys being together
looking clothing.

You know, back at it again.

Something's ever changed.

It would be a good colour
to put this in.

Black and blue.

Yeah.

Don't think I'm a bitch
or something.

I don't think I'm a stay here, are you?

Seduce my wife,

Playboy.

First of all,
I wasn't trying to produce.

I said, Ohh, you're solo
so she can see you dance.

OK.

Darling.

I want you to share the experience
that you have with this other woman,

with your wife.

Man, I'm talking.

Did you feel anything?

No.

That's when I came as you asked.

But I think you got
the wrong impression.

I love my husband very,
very much.

And your husband loves you.

Do you work here?

Yeah.

We'll be helping them
out with the hotel.

But the truth is.

A part of me was gone
and and I had to find.

I'm not upset,
but I need it.

I need an outlet.

I'm sorry.

I'm not upset
what you're doing.

I'm upset at what you're
doing it for.

Should be mean.

I didn't think
that's what you wanted.

Virtuous woman Eve.

Ohh, you had to do was ask.

Whatever it is you've been looking for,
you can share it with me.

So.

What do we do now?

I said share it with me.

Damn it.

Oh oh, oh.

I just happened to have it.

Open it.

Ohh.

DJ how about yourself?

I got this little.

So you already had to do better.

Oh, oh yourself.

Good thing you did this.

Yeah, I guess I'm just regular old saying.

Look out for me too, man.

I see you called my wife.

You.

You, I think, call your wife.

Listen.

Doesn't matter who she came for.

All that matters is who
she's going home with.

Now go out there and give her reason
to want to go home.

Doesn't say you both got brown sugar
on his brown sugar pie.

Sugar.

Just sugar.

But to put her
in diabetic coma?

Ladies.

I hope y'all are ready
for some white chocolate.

Go, white boy, go, white boy, go.

Guess who's credit score
just went up?

When you're running back in your person,
that there is my man.

All right,

all right.

Ohh no ohh man with something
big in front of him.

No, not that.

I'm talking about his future.

Yeah, it's coming to the stage
for his final performance

with the chocolate chips.

Jesus.

Mr.

Mr.

Black Magic.

Those Jews baby crown jewels
ohh God.

Go.

Go, Mr.

Black.

Catch.

Go.

So as my baby gave his last dance
with the chocolate chips,

it was clear that he had

finally learned how to do things his way.

Like I've been telling him all his life,

you have to decide if you are going
to go big

or go home.

And for Merlin,
there was only one choice.

Go big.

Wow.

Haven't been this excited for your show
since I was your assistant.

No, me too.

Scott is hope.

I don't blow it.

Now, Maryland, stop.

You know what I'm going to say.

Clearly you can do this.

You believe me, don't you?

I do.

Ohh, my fucking everything.

So unprofessional.

Can I can on stage?

OK.

I do love you.

But I need you to leave.

OK.

So that can rehearse.

OK.

I'll catch you later baby, please.

Sorry.

And then you kind of busy.

But I just wanted to say thank you again
for looking out for me

and I just wanted to

return the favour
by looking out for you.

So listen.

OK, so about that wedding planning.

Probably not feeling it.

She told you that?

I don't know.

I just know where she's not
into all the height,

you know what I mean?

Like she's all about small
personal at her wedding

and do it about the designer gowns

and all that stuff.

She's not really into it.

I don't really throw her boat go,

more like cultural, cultural, cultural.

I'm telling you, it's the move,
it's the move.

That's the move.

And she really prefers old school R&B
over trap music.

So yeah, good looking out,
looking at.

I keep that in mind.

Finally, my baby's big night.

I even flew my ass in to see Merlin shine

and he was ready to leave stripper life,

but

he still had another big
Dick to deal with.

You just got players,
you know, I mean.

Welcome to Blaze's house.

Y'all.

And when you're in my house,
it's all about fun.

OK, so I have a special treat
for you tonight.

A special treat.

I want to introduce you to start
the show off to my main man.

The amazing Marlo.

Come out here, Martha.

And he just called up Marlo
Internet Jackass.

What's up everybody?

It's this thing going.

It's actually the amazing Merlin.

I'm actually here to perform
the arts of Presta Digital Toy Story.

Enough with the big words, buddy.

OK.

But you're here.

Yes.

Yeah.

Because you have an impressive gift.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it's it's quite impressive.

But let me just tell you
a little back story.

It's always been a big part of me
since I was a kid,

and it just kind of kept growing

as I got older.

That's crazy.

I'm.

Well, I'm glad that you hung in there.

I yeah, I've been hanging.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's clear to see
that you are the total package.

Yeah.

That's really come on
with you looking natural.

Look like me.

Like I consider myself like
the Michael Jordan of comedy,

whereas with you I feel like

you're more of a Magic Johnson.

That's just little.

That was there the whole time.

Told you that.

Your mom told you that.

Well, look at the screens.

Like, what are the screens today?

That's you, Yeah.

That's you, if you like.

Yeah.

My God, that's right.

And look, it looks like you so.

Ohh.

How we distribute
this thing, man?

Lady gentlemen,
it's time

for us to suit up.

Come on.

Mark.

You spent that whole night with me
and didn't tell me.

I don't believe this.

I think he just did that.

I know you're not laughing.

I know you're not laughing.

Mr Narcos,
you You know what?

You kind of like a knockoff Narcos.

You probably put baking soda
and measure.

After seeing that video,

I realised that my son
had a big secret.

He was too afraid to tell me,

but it was hard for me
to be mad at him

since I kept a

big secret from him too.

You know I would never judge you.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was tired of being a big joke.

Sworn to do things my way.

But you did.

You came to Vegas.

You pursued your dreams.

I mean, still just a dream place
exposed in front of everybody

like a kid at the talent

show.

And the point is,
I'm not a magician.

OK, I'm.

Just time to wake up.

No, it's not.

You have to see it
if you're gonna achieve it.

Baby, forget about him.

He's a hey.

Well, that's easy
for you to say.

I just a girl in the job
in my dreams.

I can't see nothing
good about it.

Hey, kid, you need to get
back on that stage here

before this full crash and burn.

You could still save this shit show,
but from for real.

Yeah.

Come on.

Good to see you again, baby.

That's you.

I have to know each other.

Well.

The truth is, me and Luke,

they used to get him back in the day

until he fucked it all

up.

Well, that's because you ran out on me

when you caught me with the waitress.

Apparently you had the flu.

You was.

It wasn't the flu, stupid.

It was more than sickness.

And don't try to blame me
for your cheating ass ways.

Money.

I have something
I need to tell you.

That show daddy, what now?

I sent you the Rita so that
you could find yourself

and potentially find him

and you

guys can meet on your own terms.

It's your boy.

That's awesome.

Happy Father's Day.

You funny bro this.

You're being serious.

You being serious?

Yes.

But we don't have time
to talk about this right now.

What we do have time for?

What the hell can make the process?

This.

I mean, I've been with this man
for a whole month.

Like, I don't even understand
why

it's time for you to get on stage
and live out your dream.

Now go and do it your way.

You can cuss me out later.

Ohh.

You're away.

Yeah.

OK, OK.

All right.

And make that magic.

That's my boy.

Especially from the waist down.

Free.

Give Drake his jacket back.

I know Drake.

What's he doesn't know?

Hey, what's up guys?

I hope you Remember Me.

I'm the amazing Merlin and I'm going
to perform a trick

that I've never performed
before

in my entire life and Blaze here
is my little assistant, OK?

And basically I'm going
to make him disappear.

Alright, so I actually need you guys soap

and on the count of 312.

We get those down.

All right.

Now that that's out there, right,

I think it's time
to get some real magic.

We shall think.

What's your thing?

You think that's wrong?

And just like that,

my baby performed
his first Vegas Magic show.

Meanwhile, Outside Blaze
was about to get clowned.

Boy.

Hey, look, guys,
I don't do free handouts.

We don't want your money.

We just saw your act.

Let me tell you,
it's something.

I just want to come out here
and give you a joke.

What did the bowling pin
say to the ball?

I don't know.

Like Betty?

I'm telling you,
my baby was a star.

It was a night
he always dreamed of.

Everybody was feeling the love.

Well, everybody except Merlin.

Because, even though he.

He had lost.

And found out who his dad
really was all in one night.

So the whole thing
was kind of bittersweet.

And so by the next morning,
he was just.

Bitter.

This is from the migraines.

No, I'm getting high.

I invited the guys here to celebrate.

I'm still in the hotel,
but in my buyers sauce

packet in that house.

They stopped lowballing me.

I'm going to be
a rich old bitch.

That's good.

I misread that.

That's really good.

I'm glad arriving the chips
worked out for you,

because it's sure came back
to bite me

in my eyes.

I'm sorry, but I heard
your magic show kick ass.

I also heard about
your little family reunion.

You better go talk to Luther.

You've been around him enough
that he's a good man.

Everyone deserves a second chance.

So don't shut me out,
OK, good.

Don't take it out
on your Mama, son.

Also what?

His son now?

OK, whatever you want it to be, kid.

Listen, I'm just saying don't
don't take it out on Vernon.

All right.

I was wild when we started dancing.

Trips started blowing up
and blew up quick.

Mean temptation was.

Everywhere.

And I've filled all in it.

Mama, she, you know, she got hurt
and so she left me.

Took off to LA
one of the finals.

We're just, you know,
that's going to say turn it.

Give me another chance.

Yeah, sure you did.

Ohh.

If I'm lying, I'm dying.

Look at here.

I even got our proper ring.

She deserved it.

I wanted to make up
for all my my past mistakes,

you know break my car
and and my leg

and.

Took a lot out of me.

You know, I was young and dumb.

Well, AJ made, you know, smarter.

OK, I'll take that.

I'll take that.

But uh.

Who's being the dumb one now?

I know what a mistake
it is to lose the right woman.

I just don't want that
to happen to you.

So you think I should chase
after Robin?

Well, she ain't chasing after me.

Merlin, there's a girl
in the cookie club here for you.

Don't be so sure about that.

Pops.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.

What's up?

Somebody obviously.

Is that like a girl or something?

Yeah, right there.

Hi, Marilyn.

Hey, Jim.

Look, I don't have
a lot of time, but.

I wanted to say I'm sorry
about last night.

I took the video,
but I didn't know what he was up to.

You seem really nice and and I know
you care about Robin, so.

I felt like you should know.

They're getting married today.

Seems Blaze got him in his head
to surprise her

with some resort wedding away
from the

Strip.

Unless someone wants to speak up.

So what you gonna do,
Mr Magic?

I don't know.

I don't know whether
I can't stop winning by myself.

Can't.

Can't.

But tell me about that word.

Can't.

There's no such thing.

And you're not by yourself.

Your brother's got your back.

How were things guys?

But it's not like we got invited.

How are we going to get them
to let us in?

I wonder, have they hired
a pastor yet?

Want to confirm one for
Blaze now baby girl

just found one and a security team
like we

used to do for Luke's old routine,

but only if Mr.

Big is in.

How bad it ready
to get back on your feet?

Well, it has been a long time
since I've been in the game,

so hell yeah, I mean.

Please just put that away, OK?

I'm only coming to whatever this surprise

is because I feel bad you got jumped
by a motorcycle

gang.

Still mad at you
for what you did tomorrow.

OK.

I trust you're gonna
love this.

Get it?

After you.

After you.

Mama.

Come.

It's gonna be great.

Mom.

Hey.

Hey, Mom.

You OK?

Baby?

I'm heading back to the airport,

but I can turn around
if you need me to.

No, it's fine.

And you know, I can't even
really talk about that right now.

The guys away from the outside.

But the problem
is getting married today and.

Look, I'm thinking
about trying to stop it.

What the hell, Marlin?

Yeah, I know.

It sounds crazy, right?

I know.

And nothing crazy about love.

Hair I've been feeling a little crazy
after seeing Luther last night.

We all need a little crazy sometimes,
so get your girl.

I will.

Yeah, I will.

I will, Mom.

I love you.

I love you.

Thank you.

Driver.

Can you pull up
so I can change clothes?

Close your eyes though.

You know what?

You ain't got to close your eyes.

So Marley text me the address

and then got ready to go get
his girl back while Blaze

had other plans.

But just like I've been
telling y'all plans

don't always come true

because it was about

to pop off.

Wait, what is this?

No.

Surprise.

So dream winning girl, right?

I I just thought, this is a little more,
you know what I mean?

Yeah, it's like intimate.

I even had a gown made
by a local designer

because I wanted to match your spiritual.

Oh my God.

And you're you're natural beauty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

Surprise.

Because I never knew you
knew me this well.

Oh, I know you.

Hell yeah.

Now you got to do is get dressed
and walk down that aisle

and say those two magic words.

There's the dress, the dress.

What are you doing here?

I am absolutely shocked.

I take a picture.

This is beautiful.

Girl.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Where are we going?

To get ready.

But I'll see you later, baby.

Hey,

where's my suit at?

Great.

I'm gonna need
some time alone with Robin,

but I can't get to a blaze around.

So how many distraction, this boy,

the one thing that just know
how to do is distract

people.

Hell yeah, let's do it.

Look at us.

We got on Luke's old outfits.

And look, this all music.

Yeah, but did we get
the old Luther?

Hell yeah.

It's Showtime, fellas.

Luther's bag.

Let them through, please.

OK, this is the pastor and the groom's
personal security place

is expecting them.

Thank you.

Black on black.

You can do this, Robin.

All you have to do is say
those two magic words.

It's only magic if it's true.

Merlin.

What are you doing here?

Like I'm stopping you
from marrying the wrong guy.

You're about to make
a big mistake, Robin.

No, Only mistake I made
was believing you here.

I was doubting Blaze,

but turns out it's
you I can't trust.

You can't trust me.

Meanwhile, Blaze knew me
better all along.

I mean, look at this wedding.

No, he didn't.

What?

What?

What?

Where?

Where were you and why are you?

Why are you so hot?

Of course.

Hello.

Hey now.

Hey people.

Who's Who's this guy?

Hold up.

Hello.

Hello.

Yes, Yeah.

No, Trust me,
he's huge in Vegas.

Girl.

He does not look like a pastor.

Very good people.

We came together today

so that we can join two people

who are destined to be together.

That's a love

that cannot be denied.

It's a bit of a thing.

It's a special thing.

It's a special day.

It's a special day for me.

It's a special day for her.

It's a special day for him.

This is a special day for you.

Especially for human.

Yeah,

yeah.

Because you know,
make no mistake about it.

I've made some big mistake,
let me tell you.

Let me tell you.

I lost the woman
that I cared for the most.

It's terrible when you make a mistake
and you lose your soul mate.

If you got somebody
that you love, hold on.

Too tight.

Hey.

You understand me?

Make sure you.

Make sure you find somebody
that got your back.

Yeah.

Because when the chips are down.

The chips are never out,

so listen here, good people,

When you find somebody,

and if

you're lucky enough
to find somebody that loves you,

you better jump on it.

Jump on it.

I told him everything.

I told him what you like.

This is me.

This wasn't me.

So you're saying all this
was your idea?

Yes.

You.

You don't Blaze.

Yes.

Robbie.

So who am I supposed
to marry You.

Yes.

It's not a damn TV show.

You gotta go.

So I'm the bad guy now.

How can I believe anything
you say anymore?

I'm done.

Like I'm done with this.

Robin.

Can you stop?

Can you stop this?

Come on, Robin, let me
just talk to you.

Son of a bitch.

Yeah, come on.

I want.

I didn't mean it like that.

Which is Robin.

Hey, Robin.

Hey, Frank.

Phyllis about to kick
this motherfucker's ass.

Get me in the shot.

Come on.

I'll keep this motherfucks
for crashing my wiki.

Love always finds a way,

and as he lived his way to me
on his gimpy leg,

I was just praying

for one thing.

I hope that middle leg still works.

You know how it is,
you remember?

I got you smiling again.

Yeah, you tell her.

Who told you what she wants.

Man, shut up.

Shut up, OK?

No one's going to believe you
because he's a clown.

OK?

I'm a clown.

Who?

Give me yo who can.

I'm a stripper.

Two.

Hell, I'm even a liar.

But you know what?

I'm not.

I'm not a fake.

You don't love her
like I don't know one.

She's married.

And you got these cameras
going all the time.

It's all just one big.

Right where it bounced,
Let me tell you.

What about that I wrote
to you, Robin.

Take me, Merlin.

To be my first kiss.

To make magic with me.

To To watch old TV shows together.

To always make each other laugh.

To always have each other's backs.

See.

Because she is my with me.

And I'm in love with her.

I'm in love with you too,
Marlene.

Wait, what is he gonna say?

Island.

What's your name?

Of course.

I love you too so much.

And I'm like him.

I.

No, you.

You know.

Who, Robin?

Nearly man.

I mean, is this
what you want really?

I want a different one.

Thank you.

I do.

Ohh those words
when they are matching.

Well then.

Are now pronounce you.

Husband and wife.

I may just surprise.

Just like when I get a massage.

My task had a happy ending.

Marilyn got his girl.

Somehow robbing magically got
my damn wedding ring

with that little ass diamond.

Luther finally got to be a dad
and we buried the hatchet.

And by hatchet I mean
his Dick in my vagina.

We're going to go ahead and make you
a little sister brother, OK?

Ohh, really?

I got about four eggs left.

I'm going to.

Yeah, well, everything.

So has he.

Are you retired now?

For sure?

Yeah, absolutely.

What if I want you
to dance for me?

What you mean like, I mean,

that can be arranged back
in the hotel room later.

Right now.

Right now, DJ from Don't Do This.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to bring to the stage right now.

Doctor X, Mr Ronnie, Mr Face,
Mr Slim Sexy, Mr.

Big and the One and Only.

Mr.

Black Magic.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'll bring to you the chocolate.

Ohh yeah.

Like I said, Merlin and Robin
have been crazy about

each other from day one.

So while we get our dance on,

it's time to let them get
to the best part of the wedding.

The honeymoon.

Y'all know I meant fucking right.

So come on.

Here's to love.

Here's to the future.

Here's to magic.