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Easier for you play the record
once a day or as needed.

Yeah.

Magic.

It has been a part of my son's life
for as long as I can remember.

I swear he just could never
get enough of that stuff.

He was always setting shit on fire,
cutting things in half.

When he was 10,
he had my tired ass driving him

to every novelty shop
and garage sale

to find whatever little thingamajig
that he could use for a trip.

He even had me buy him
a damn rabbit.

Where I come from,
we eat them.

Can anyone say rabbits too?

When he was 15, he decided
to become a magician

because there's only two things in life

he's crazy about.

One is magic and the other Robin Ohh.

I'm looking around really messing around,

so can you help me out please
with the keys

beside proof just here over there?

I got it.

OK, you better figure it out.

You don't wanna blow
it in the show.

Ready for this?

Don't say that.

You've wanted this
since we were kids.

You always say one day
you perform in Vegas.

Can I write this?

I guess you're right.

Never does I.

Really.

Yeah.

Let me check out.

Will robbing Mary Merlin one day.

OK.

No, no.

OK.

I I doubt that will happen now.

Because you literally
going away to college.

Juilliard is not just college.

If I'm going to be a dancer,
it's where I need to be.

The only time I see you is what holidays
and summer breaks.

You forget about me.

This uses you just put your lips
on among other.

Why you, why you do
that could never forget you.

Now you got something
good to think about.

I'm trying not to lose
that key again.

You got, you got something.

How do you do that?

What?

Lord, I hope you ain't in there,
Jack and yelled John.

No, come on,
we'll be late.

We got.

I want to be.

What is that?

Robin, is that you?

On your knees over there?

Get out.

Hi.

Yes, ma'am.

It's a little narrow ass.

Hide behind the bed
with the hell.

How did you know?

Because this smells like 9 letters
and prostyle in here.

Smell like hood.

Rat hood.

I mean, we weren't doing
nothing, I swear.

Oh, honey, I know he wouldn't know
what to do with a girl anyways

unless she was in a

catalogue.

Victoria may have his secrets,
but Marlin, he ain't got nothing.

Now look, we got to go.

I don't want to be late.

OK?

OK.

I'm coming.

What's that?

She said about jerking?

See, everywhere merging
with Robin went too.

They were ride or die
from day one.

So when my son decided
to enter the talent show,

there was no doubt who his assistant

would be.

Just try to relax Milan.

Nothing to worry about except routine,
routine, routine, routine, routine.

Ohh, I forgot my extra boxes,
the English.

And that's the whole punch line.

What do you use?

The ones that you have on?

No one will be able
to tell the difference.

No, you're all set and you guys
are going on last

because you have the best audition.

Best audition Must be talking
about us, right?

Ghetto gangsters in the house
being just rappers,

We gangsters, alright,

we about that

life.

We come from the streets,
the streets of Beverly Hills.

That's when it was different
because there's no ghetto gangsters here.

Honestly, you guys
are straight out of the cold.

That's definitely our mind.

Is that one?

Yes.

My dad has the same thing.

Yes.

Ohh y'all got tricks Man,

we have a smooth
this fake ass clown.

I'm not a clown, OK?

I'm a magician.

And you ain't smoking nobody honey.

And what you going to do
about old lady?

Pour some hot coffee
on me bitch, please.

Ohh.

Well, since you asked nicely.

Yeah, somewhere talking
to me crazy like y'all.

Come on.

Go look here, baby.

You forget about some damn
masters, OK?

You either go big
or you go home.

Marley's got that.

I'm gonna knock him out.

I got turn right.

Y'all thirsty.

You obviously like your coffee black.

Behold, just an ordinary deck
of cards.

Now watch closely,
very intently.

This is going to be
the most remarkable thing

you've ever seen in your entire life.

I can make them turn into something
that's kind of big like that.

Whoa.

There's no way
he's gonna win.

With Robin by his side on that stage,
he finally found his passion.

I was so proud of him.

I've been there pissed myself.

OK, I did.

But I had an extra pair
of panties in my purse.

Anyway, he had everyone inside that gym
filling the magic except for a few.

Stupid asshole.

Last trip I will be escaping
these handcuffs here

before this candle burns this rope

and drops this water balloon
over my amazing assistant.

As you guys can see,

she is a black woman
who just got her hair done.

So if I screw this stuff,
I'm screwed.

Alrighty, let's get
this show on the road.

And we're lit.

You guys are actually help me
get this on the other

for the ghetto gangsters,

they from

the streets, they know
what's going on.

They know about from handcuffs.

There's none there right.

It's no it's on there.

So I know what you are thinking.

These are impossible to get out
of a guarantee

and getting out of that

but that is why

they call me.

Bristol.

Presto.

Presto,

presto.

Was so salty about losing to a magician,

they decided to let the rabbit.

It was more like a snake.

It's a good thing Robin
had her blind photo

because some tricks ain't for kids.

Ohh God have mercy.

What do you want, Robin?

Ohh.

Oh my God, that's a freak show, man.

Like the magic show the clown.

I told you I am not a clown.

Really.

You need to tell your face.

Very funny, little girl.

But I'm sure you all.

I am not a clown.

I'm a magician.

Now watch.

See this ball here?

All right, so I'm going
to put in this hand.

Where to go?

Where did the ball go?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Hand tummy now shut.

Make a balloon animal.

Orangutan basically snuck me.

Do you guys know about me?

And I rang time.

No baby, let's talk about me
and rang team turn her on.

A stupid.

So when you give me the chokehold,
I can't breathe.

I basically took the orangutan
here, right?

Dropped down his left leg.

Right.

I'll drop it down
to that right there.

And up here pivot it.

Right.

Hang on.

His back.

I showed the mercy already thing
obviously didn't want no more.

You guys do nothing was in second,
you black belt baby.

Second degree.

You got to be kidding me.

Hey, man, I'm gonna
get you ass.

Can I get

it?

Man?

What are you doing?

The wing is there.

We want to hear it.

Tell me who do I Because
you must be confused

that I hire tricks in the crown.

The Dixie clown.

Because right now you got
your Dick all on display.

I'm not actually a clown.

Which, OK, let me try
to find some.

Give a fuck
because I don't care.

I don't care what you are
or who you are.

Always flipping and flopping

and your God damn elephant trump acting.

You can't do that here, man.

If I wanted my daughter to see
that I take it to the zoo,

but instead she got to look

at this now.

Now turn around.

Crying.

Now you got my sweet daughter crying.

Actually, not that sweet.

Don't What?

What if I I take off this watch?

You don't know.

It's time.

Time to whoop your ass.

Is that what you want?

No, I don't.

You want it off?

My brother.

I really apologise.

But I mean, you know
how it is.

I mean, it's not a big deal, right?

We all we all got one.

As you shot at me.

Such a shot of me,
my personal situation.

We don't all have one brother.

Some of us got skipped me.

My dad, Earl, Rob.

None of this happened.

If I had one,
you think

I'd be in this house?

You think I spend his money
on the House?

My God damn wife,
a Tesla.

If I had Dick that big,
do you think I would have to do this?

I'm obviously
overcompensating.

So this little thing you talking about,

that you bragging about is something
that you

have?

With that being said,
you're done.

You're done.

Get your ass up out of here, man.

I really need this.

You said get up out of here now.

It's coming off,
you Dick dragging ass up out of here.

Honey, if you don't pick your eyes up,
I'll put them down.

God damn.

I'm done with this.

Time to hang up
my bag of tricks.

You can't quit.

I thought you were going to take
your act of Vegas.

Doesn't look like
I'm ready for Vegas.

Look at me, man.

Gosh, it's time
to give up on the dream.

FD, Mind.

Look, I'm serious, OK?

Ever since I was a kid,

there's only one thing in this world
I love more than magic.

And their plane is landing right now.

Ohh.

So I'm gonna go clean up.

I'm gonna tell her
how I feel.

Why?

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

sounds like we got true love.

You all right?

By whom?

Let's get pretty.

Typical fans, girl.

The man was ready to give up
one passion to chase after another one,

and after not seeing

Robin in years, he finally planned
to speak his truth.

Think about plans.

They don't always go as planned.

Just like I never planned
on being pregnant at 23.

But I'm allergic
to condoms.

Y'all.

They'll come and get out.

I'll just.

I'll be right back.

I just gotta get some MasterCard.

Robin Merlin.

Is that you?

Do you still believe in magic?

Ohh.

Oh my God.

I was trying to surprise you,
but he beat me here.

I was going to change, but you know,
I got something to tell you.

Well, I have a big surprise too.

So they owe.

Ohh.

Who's this clown?

Don't let the clown
make a fool you.

I'm a serious magician,
not a clown.

You're having trouble over there.

Tricks.

Umm.

I don't know that Ohh yeah.

Anyways I'm I'm Merlin.

Grew up with Robin.

She's been my girl
since back in the day.

Ohh, well, I'm, I'm, I'm Blaze.

And while you were at a circus school,

Robin got a new boyfriend.

So she's kind of.

My girl.

Ohh still.

Don't get everybody's attention.

Thank you everyone, so much
for coming out to see me

and meet Blaze, though some of you

know him already from
his viral videos.

Yeah, and now I can finally share
the secret of why I've come back to LA.

I'm a mentor, dancer
on Hollywood and grind.

We're so excited.

It's a Black Dancing with the Stars

and raises my celebrity dance partner.

Please everybody,
go vote for us.

Hi Verna.

How are you?

Excuse me?

OK, you still sound
like 9 ladies.

Hey girl.

Hey.

Wow, he looks amazing.

I told you everyone
would love him.

Jackie.

First of the great job
and then the hot boyfriend.

Yeah.

Ohh cause my friend took me
to her audition.

Yes.

Still can't believe this.

You and me both remind me
when I did that again,

It was crazy.

You know I'm just playing with you.

Anyway,

he's really fine and funny
and making bank.

Who wouldn't love that?

I can think of one person.

Ohh, Humpty Dumpty
over there.

OK, forget the nerdy neighbour
and go dance with your star, OK?

Because if you don't.

Got your hand?

OK.

Hey Oh my God how wonderful.

Surprise.

Sorry I didn't tell you Michelle Merlin,

but they wanted me to keep it a secret.

You know, spending all that time blaze,

rehearsing and dancing closely.

Sometimes stuff just.

Sort of happened.

Yeah, just don't get what you see.

And then all his jokes
are put downs and insults.

I've seen his videos.

Well, he's not that good an actor.

Wow.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

And I never even told you
that I was proud of you

for the show that's so amazing.

Like, I couldn't imagine dancing
with all those folks.

You never know.

Ohh, look who it is.

That's the magic man.

That's my least.

He's goofy, right?

Look, goofy.

I bet you when you take
the rabbit out your hat,

the rabbits like you.

I'm just got no,
I'm gonna stop.

I'm gonna stop you anymore.

Because you already cloned yourself.

Guys, look at that picture.

Out of a clown.

Marlin is so much.

What was that?

Big news?

You're gonna tell me off?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dropped the scoop.

Robin.

I'm going to Vegas
for a magic gig.

Thus, Vegas rolling.

That's terrific.

I'm like, this is so unbelievable.

So much to celebrate.

Who wants to see us dance?

Maddie, let's go.

We don't want to see this.

Now I knew my boy was lying,

but I also knew that every line hides
a little truth.

I think she is it over.

It's only just beginning.

What are you doing?

Oh my God I just want
to keep dancing baby.

So with your family watching,

all your friends watching,

and these cameras watching,
I want to know.

Will you marry me?

Yeah.

OK, yes.

And I knew the truth
was if he lost Robin,

he'd have to find a way
to get the magic back.

Because it's too late
for me, Robin.

And figured you'd be here,

back where it all started.

My baby's first performance.

I'll never forget it.

They didn't end well for me.

You got a chance to do it on.

You know what?

Mine is fun.

OK, don't.

Worrying about me in school.

Boy, I'm worried about me
when you're moving out.

You're 24 years old.

I am tired of sneaking men
in late at night.

The last one I had there
was so loud.

When I let him come in my back door,

I was scared he was gonna
wake you up the back door.

Anyways, it's time
for you to move on.

OK, follow your dreams.

OK, now I get that.

But if I leave, Robin,
forget all about me.

And I've always imagined us
being together.

We always thought me and your daddy
would end up being together.

But.

That didn't happen.

Like.

I opened up my Expedia app
and I got you something you need.

We saved this.

Ohh, thanks.

What's the one way ticket
though, exactly?

Because there's only one way
you're going to do this, man.

You're away.

So he made his life

and I made his room into a rec room

because Lord knows I had a few

men I've been waiting to wreck.

Meanwhile, I told Merlin

to go find Rita
at the Hotel Moxie.

Hey, Are you sure
this is Hotel Moxie?

This place is supposed
to be history.

It is ancient history.

Rita is my home girl from back

when I used to work in Vegas

inside the Cookie Club,

the

hottest spot
on this trip.

Sadly it has seen better days
and some had reason.

Only way I leave here is for the fat
shack or a pine box.

You can tell those vultures
that can kiss Rita's

big white juicy ass.

Or my glaucoma.

Welcome to the bakery
in Las Vegas.

How many nights you need?

You know, I'm actually not sure
how long they'll be here.

Well, that makes two of us money.

I'm Jason Owens,
but everybody just calls me Merlin.

I'm Burnison.

I guess she used to work for years ago,

I'll be damned.

She was one terrific lady
and a great waitress.

She stood by me.

She some tough times
after my daddy passed him.

If you are very nice child.

I got a room for you
and it overlooks the pool.

Very much to look at now,

but Once Upon a time,
it sure was something.

This was my daddy's pride and joy,

and I ran it for a good 28 years.

Billionaire owners are trying
to just take readers

ask for less than nothing,
Motherfucker.

Blood suckers.

But we do have happy hour.

We did six in the Cooking Club
Outback.

It's not called
the Hotel Marks anymore.

It's called the flood China.

Well, that's that sounds cosy.

Is it moist in there?

OK, moment.

Don't other people there nice?

Or is it mostly Dicks?

You tell me.

There's a smell funny in there.

Ohh, really.

Outside.

Outside, baby,
that that was a little too much,

you know, whatever.

I mean, I got some auditions tomorrow,

which is kind of cool, but.

I don't know.

I feel like I'm wasting my time.

Since she was indicted,
there's watching Merlin

the Magician cartoons now.

I know you was full of shit then.

You have to ask yourself,
are you full of shit now?

Now another Now never call me
with this bullshit again.

You ready for round two?

Hello.

You ready?

Stop crying.

Stop production.

This one first audition.

I'm really excited.

Get right into it then.

So Marley took his first step to becoming
a real Las Vegas magician.

Unfortunately, his first audition
kind of

was like the first time I had sex.

Y'all know what I mean?

Awkward.

Messy.

A little painful.

And for some reason
it was the latter in my eyes.

But I digress.

And just like bad sex,

the only way
to get good at it is to keep trying.

And trying and trying.

And Merlin, well,
he wasn't ready to give up yet.

Jesus.

Oh,

it's for my arthritis.

What?

You mean glaucoma?

You my doctor now?

No, but be a little early
for happy hour.

Yeah, well, I just bought my audition,

so it's gonna take
a lot longer than an hour to

give me happy.

Yeah, well, you ain't
the only one unhappy.

Look at this.

It's my busiest night,

and this damn karaoke
machine broke down.

Can I get you anything?

Yeah.

What's the hardest stuff you got?

My private stash.

I get it from the local pie.

This is straight fire water.

You ain't ready for that.

But we do have some Crown
Royal apple.

How about that Crown Royal?

Dude, I am kind of tight
for my knees.

So you know, I got back a card
so I thought you draw for me,

but if you win, I owe you.

If I win.

You will meet, so pick a card,
Mr Rita.

This this is so dumb.

That's a good card.

I know it is.

I know it is a good card.

Ohh.

Can't look at it.

I can't look at it.

Go ahead.

I cannot look at.

I put that thing back in the day.

Anywhere.

Anywhere.

That is beautiful.

This project that's so good.

Miss Rita, that's so bravely

OK.

Testing.

Testing.

Is this your card?

No, it's not my card.

All right.

Umm, was that your car?

This had to have been car.

No, I don't have time for this.

I have a whole group of Single Ladies

coming in in their busiest night

in town with no

karaoke to keep the meeting my wings
and drinking my liquor.

What am I going to do
for entertainment?

We stopped playing.

I need to make some dough, kid.

Have any ideas?

What?

She says.

What is that?

That's your car, right?

Yes, your car, right.

Wow,

these ladies ain't
the magic show type.

But if you keep the bar flowing,
I'll pay you 50 bucks.

Cool.

This is a nice place to go here.

Nice place.

The Cookie Club
was famous.

We used to pack the house.

Believe it.

Once Upon a time we have
the finest male dancing troop in town.

The chocolate chips Look, Mr Face,
Mr Body, Mr Slim,

Sexy Doctor X.

And the one and only Mr.

Big was a God damn gold mine.

So what happened?

Why did it stop?

Opposed too much success.

They argued all the time
and then they just split up.

They talked about going back together.

But Mr.

Big suffered a big depression
and crashed his car.

Almost lost his leg.

But could he?

Club was over just like that.

We lost our biggest draw.

When I say big,
I mean big now.

Why don't you just still get ready?

You got a tough crowd
waiting for you.

The only bunch of happy early.

They did not scare me.

That she did.

He was fearless, for sure.

But sometimes fear is good.

There are things
you should be afraid of.

Take the chance this guy sucks.

We want karaoke.

You want karaoke?

You want karaoke?

Will have y'all heard that one song

about the guy

Like chicken wings with two things.

Because you know who wrote that?

Now, who wrote it with me?

I wrote it.

The house would rather be getting drunk
or getting laid.

You you you will fight tonight.

If I was all right.

What you saying?

I'm trying to get loose.

Ohh I'm.

I'm drinking all that firewater baby.

All that firewater.

Yeah, firewater.

She's sitting on that.

You might be some fire water.

Jesus Christ don't wanna.

You wanna do something
you don't want.

We don't get in the house.

As a disaster or my training
is fire breathing trick

for the first time in front of the

Cookie Club's biggest star
of all time,

Luther Mr.

Big Ellis.

Oh my God.

That's my kind of trick.

Good.

Luther, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

Are you back in business?

Hello.

Robin Ohh Hey Robin, you have about saying
goodbye the other day.

Is everything OK with you?

Yeah, yeah.

It's it's amazing.

It's it's great.

It's great.

In fact, I've just had my first.

Wow, sounds like it
was a hot show.

Yep, it was fired,
but not as surprising

this year as the party.

Yeah, I I had no idea
he was going to propose.

Yeah.

I guess you and Blaze will be dancing
together for a long time.

Now here I want you to meet.

Actually, gotta go.

Me too.

Wait, so you want me
to be a stripper?

Stripper.

No, I can't.

And I can't dance
on magician.

Can't, can't, can't,
no, can't in Vegas.

Ohh, in Vegas you got to be
whatever you got to be to survive.

The one we gave you more tips
than you ever made doing

all of that magic bullshit.

That's right.

And after you jiggled
your jewels tonight,

those already bitches ran out my eyes.

Bar cabin weeks.

You see, everybody wins.

Read against the pay her bills
and you get more cash for your stash.

OK, so.

You want me to go out there alone?

And shake my ass for money
every night?

Of course not.

You've got Sundays off.

Well, you ain't going to be alone.

So what?

You gonna hire more dancers?

Fuck no.

Ain't got no money for that.

No.

You and the chips

chaps.

You haven't talked to the chips in years.

How you going to find them?

So my son left LA
looking for magic,

but now the one and only Mr.

Big was about to teach him
some new tricks.

God Dang, that's all we got AC up
in this place.

I swear my balls up here in this heat,
they know how they.

Then you lighten
your ass on fire.

You're looking.

You're still gumball.

Yeah,

a little kid like you get into magic.

Anyway, let me try a bunch
of different things.

And magic was just
the best part for me.

Well, every path
has a detour, thank God.

No kidding.

I mean, I'm already lying
that robbed him by magic.

Working now Going to fool her
about me being a stripper too.

Robin.

Robin.

Who's that?

Your girlfriend?

She girl.

OK, well, she's my, she's a girl
and she's like a friend.

She would be my girlfriend too, but.

She's got this stupid fiances on.

Ohh, she got a fiancee.

Yeah, fine.

Yo girl gotta fight.

Well, it seems to me the only person
that you're fooling is yourself.

And you got a big, big, big right.

Right.

Yeah.

Their body stealing shit.

Really.

I didn't know 21255
on seven.

Oh,

so I guess the shape
you have was wrong.

This.

Oh, oh man, it's been like 20 years.

You sure as hell don't.

Wait, I mean, this is madness.

The living baby sharks.

Too strong.

Right here.

I'm wearing, did you say breakfast?

Who's your package?

Ohh.

Shit.

Let's go.

Let me wash up.

Yeah, You're looking good, man.

You've reached the

grips, so you think about putting
the band back together.

Do you think he'd be here
if he wasn't?

Who the fucking?

And are you eating
this right now?

What about your leg?

Blood dancing days is over, buddy,
but I got a ringer.

Of thousands of a new list
of men, huh?

Yeah, yeah, I guess
all the boys talent.

So talented.

Well, we have fun back then, man.

But I don't think
that group of workout now.

I think the group
that needs to work out there.

Listen, I'm still the same body
underneath all that damage.

Let's stop acting
like you don't miss it.

I mean the women,
the cheers, the tips.

The tips are new.

But look, this is booming, baby.

Did you know that?

Corrupt the place
you in right now.

Corrupt is the number one seed
in and kill yourself.

Get Me Out of here, man.

I'm so God damn boy.

I got you.

Ohh, that's right.

You know when you find
the rest of the guys?

Hell no.

Especially that crotch stuffing.

No talking Doctor X.

And you know I don't talk
to Slim.

Look after he took my girl.

You don't worry baby,
I might have face number.

They came here last year
when we customised car for girls.

That's still favouring
the ladies.

You pampered alright,
quadruplets.

Brother.

Last chance this last time I saw you
with four girls in one bed,

but just right here.

I never pictured you sitting down.

Does it look like I settled?

I mean, your home
is beautiful, man.

It's not mine.

It's my ladies.

When the chips closed,
I applied for every type of job.

I got nothing, so I went back
to Strictly.

The party here,

but just reached
to next thing I know,

spend the night, she said.

I could spend another day,
a week, a month, a year.

Then she just woke up one morning.

She said you can stay
as long as you work.

We have a baby and start
using fertility drugs

and as you can see, it works.

No shit.

So you finally got him to sleep?

Ohh that's a nice picture
doing the girls man.

Check you out for

my ladies.

She's a top ranked mixed
martial arts fighter.

While she's out there kicking ass,

I'm stuck up in here
wiping ass face.

Your girl is changing.

Two time champion and she put me
in a four legged Umpa Plata

and she knew I was too time

out with the chips.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You ain't Jane Cheat,
now you dancing.

And it looks like she spent a lot
of time out of town, right?

True.

Ohh.

How she don't know.

Do you think you guys could hook me up
with some daycare or something?

Come on.

The amendment.

The rest of the guys, Doctor X,
is a mystery to me.

I don't know what happened
to his flat ass,

but I do not even get to slip.

And he's a long way from hell.

I see you today.

We got a lot of impetus in this.

Church of God ohh,

you got to be shooting me

because people spend the night partying

in the club.

I see a few people missing right now,
but it's Joseph.

With Corinne.

I don't see Bernadette.

With him in Jimmy.

But couldn't find it in there.

We'll end this solar
in their presence to get up.

Maybe they waited.

Church, the praised.

Didn't you say
he was a sexy woman?

That ain't the slam
I used to know.

Ain't popping.

You mean to tell me
the Lord ain't popping?

You think touch can't turn up?

Or they say the Lord will help
you find the way?

But you gotta be the Lord halfway.

Whoa.

What's happening then?

No clubs?

No, they're going in the club,

bumping and grinding all over each other

and their club

last night.

Ball, it's shaking, they bump it
and they grounding all over each other.

What's going on here?

They're teabagging.

They're teabagging.

You don't hear no tea.

They always good guy.

Wow, wow.

Bumping and climbing.

Bumping and grinding.

Bumping and grinding
all these other.

Really thinking about putting
the chips back together.

Oh my God dear ohh thank you.

It's so nice to see you all
have a blessed day.

A new audio.

God damn, man.

Excuse me,

but that's got to be
the stupidest motherfucking idea

I've ever heard in my

life.

Oh, it's stupid, is it?

It's stupid.

And I just saw you do have
your own dance moves.

You have these church ladies
about to make you feel, baby.

I'm just using my calling
to incite these ladies

about the gospel, that's all.

And also release some pent up
tension I got going on.

Yeah, no offence, Pastor,
but you get many more excited.

Your church is going
to be champagne.

Little and for sexual attention,
you mean.

Then maybe I need
to talk to you.

Why?

My wife?

My wife?

I'll tell you about it before.

And I told you.

They went along.

And these will sugar.

Sugar.

Death.

Ohh my ohh wow.

Whoa.

You look a

little different for me.

For you, lovely.

Thank you.

So how are you?

Amazing.

Have a little auto body place out
in params you know,

Still single though.

So they haven't found anybody
to treat me as well as you do.

That's very sweet.

Listen, Desmond, I need
to apologise to you.

Ohh, no, no, no, no, please.

For years I was very judgmental
of your work and now in hindsight.

I see how women
may enjoy it.

Person.

No need to apologise as long
as you're happy.

Amos and I are very happy.

We are blessed

and he always treats me
with the utmost respect.

I would never do anything inappropriate
to my wife.

He'd never do anything
inappropriate to me.

But after 25 years,
things can feel a little too.

Amanda Heffer.

But sometimes you just wanna get wild.

So mild and private.

He's the perfect gentleman.

Gentleman.

I just want to go crazy.

You know me.

I'll tell you what's crazy is.

Film sexy is now Preacher
can't even look at you.

Look at.

It is your feet, big man.

What about you, Reverend John Ray?

I don't know if you're born
again or born again, huh?

I don't care what you say.

I'm satisfied
with who I am.

Are you, big man?

The question is,
is your wife or your whole this.

Hey, come on.

What I'm telling you
about my wife.

Look if I'm going to do something.

What ain't working?

You're in the Lord's house now.

We stick your hands down.

Signified Unitech.

OK.

How do you say nothing?

I mean, nothing
is going to change my mind.

I'm good though.

Is that right?

That's right.

Rita, are you there?

Yes, I am.

Are you fuckers
going to help or not?

And then these money
is the key.

Now if you don't do it for us,
then do it for retail.

Ohh you remember what you found
your homeless ass on the bus stop

and made you a cheap

air face is already in.

Come on man,
what would Jesus do?

If he was old as stripper.

Look, even if I did say yes,

it's still down the chip

and no one's seen that mask wearing

mute Doctor X anyway.

Well, I saw got lucky
and found him a medical database.

You mean Ex became a real doctor?

Plastic surgeon?

I just called his office.

He's exactly where you'd expect
to find a doctor on a Sunday.

We do have some special gifts

and I want to say you must give us
the wrong address

because

we're brothers,
SEO waiters.

Yeah.

And we're gonna go ahead now
and give our final award.

I think you have talking
about Let's give it up

for doctor Zander bike.

Yeah.

I know you have remember
really wanted this,

just like you guys want my wife.

Mine.

This is what thus the mask

and the flat ass and small Dick Ohh.

I'm sure you guys got
a lot of questions.

Back in the day,
it was trying

to get to medical school

and the Chippendales rejected

me because I danced too big

solid ship auditions.

So I went to the tanning bed,

shaved my head, got a mask,

and bam, doctor X bam.

You lied about being black.

Did not lie.

I never said I was black.

You just assumed.

You know what they say
when you assume.

Yeah, you make an ass out of you
and some dumb ass black strippers.

Doc is out for the reunion.

Why am I out?

That was the best time of my life.

I love being.

Black and white is so boring.

Between the food, the music,
the dance and the TV shows,

you were trying to stay awake.

Watch episode of The Crown.

Do you know what it
was like for me?

I couldn't get a job anywhere
when the chicks broke up.

Now you, you're a doctor?

I did get into
a top medical school.

I'm sure you got
in that top everything.

You know how easy it is to get in

when your name's Alexander and not Tariq.

I didn't name you that blame
your parents clearly take a vote.

I am an original chocolate chip.

No, you was just chocolate
dipped.

The conditions have changed.

OK, you know you all changed.

Alright, phase.

Look, you got 4 kids.

Amos is a preacher.

I'm a damn good preacher.

I know, I know
and that's that.

Legit away.

Exactly.

Look, look, look.

It's all or nothing, OK?

You got it.

Look, if you're down with us,

we just had the Cookie Club
at 5:00 PM tomorrow night.

I'll be there 4:45.

OK, I guess I'm in now.

You said you had daycare,
so who is it?

Ohh, come on man, you can't expect me
to leave Ella, Della,

Bella and Stella with Rita.

She came in, all these babies.

And let me get this straight,

after I washed all your Mancinis

and then I cleaned all

the crabs out of the champagne room.

That I could handle all you babies,

but I can't handle those babies.

Get the fuck out of here.

We got it like that.

We got it, got it.

Anybody remember the steps, right?

Here we go, 5678.

We got it.

After two decades,

the chocolate chips were finally back
on stage to show Maryland

their

routines.

Too bad these old motherfuckers
couldn't remember.

I think all that fast, man.

Y'all get this shit right.

You know we do this set,
this mother on 5678.

Put it down.

Put it down.

No.

Ohh.

This is not.

Doesn't.

Do you think they'll ever
get it together?

The little kids go either way.

That issues to work treatment here.

Something about it.

No wonder you just put up
with all that drama.

I can see why he's so pissed off,
but they still have money.

Also, why so depressed?

Me to tell you that.

Really don't know shit.

Nobody knows what really went down.

All right.

Let's try it again.

One boy, sexy us girl.

You don't want.

You don't want success.

I can tell you one.

This one.

Hello.

Husband.

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
the base of 2000 banks

are too high.

Yeah he over banging, pushing, pushing.

3.

4.

Too bad.

Too bad.

Too bad.

Too bad.

Give me.

Hello.

How do you even eat
a salad?

Right on that.

Now they started looking
like we're used to.

Searching for music.

Picking out costumes.

Pretending to be black,
not black.

It's caramel.

Well, it looks like shit to me.

This is bullshit.

Luther.

Yeah, he's a reunion show.

He's supposed to look the way
he did before it was.

There's going to do.

Unless you got a time machine.

That ain't going to happen.

God damn fat jokes ohh matter
fact you know what?

Not interested.

Don't don't guys.

I think I found my showcase on

and it's one of my favourite jams.

Ohh.

Go ohh shit.

All right, all right, all right.

Got damn Enough it is.

No more bitching about X's colour
and no more touching the pizza.

And nobody plays that song.

You know what?

I will work on my wardrobe.

On the go looking for Jim.

I'm going to smash you
with the Black Hand side.

Don't ever play that song again.

That song you just played?

Was Mr Biggs closed?

And so on.

Ohh boy have been known.

We've got.

Now, Merlin had performed
for crowds before,

but never like this,

so he was nervous about

showing his ass.

Literally.

But with Robin and Magic
both out of the picture,

he figured he had nothing to lose,

and the only person
he could talk to about it

was a man who had lost everything.

Ohh.

I know what I'm doing here late
trying to fix this dog

on his health system,

but what

you doing here?

So I'm still trying
to figure out my solo.

OK, I have no idea
what it should be.

Look, I can't do this.

Ain't no pain in Vegas.

Why you Good.

Don't worry about it.

You just have to figure out
what you are.

The ego is, yeah,
your special identity.

Find something that that
that's unique to you,

that makes you unique.

OK, well, that's easy
for you to say.

It's like you have to get up here
and dance anymore.

Oh, you think
I don't want you?

No.

I would if I could,
but I can't.

So that's why they got you.

All right.

Why?

Didn't mean nothing by it.

I just know you have to stop dancing
because your legs.

Well, when just my leg
that got broke.

But that's, you know
nothing about that.

What about tomorrow is a big night

then While sister Chips dance
in front of a live audience?

So we're going to have
a little preview.

That fuck up.

That's right.

Your doctor wants you
to create a bigger copy.

What's on the came one?

Because women, they got a lot of options

for body enhancements and men,

we just don't

plan to change that.

Close.

And one woman's like
a little something extra.

I just can't give it to her.

However not know
what to do with white.

And as my baby looked into the crowd,

he couldn't believe
how much his world had changed,

but with the chips didn't realise

was that the world had
changed on them too.

What's wrong?

Can you nervous?

Yes, man.

Small crowd.

Just work out.

Yes.

If you mess up,

nobody's gonna know
you about to pop your cherry.

I'm not your own stuff,
but have heard of the Internet.

They recorded one mistake
and it's on there forever.

He's scared.

They say no, baby.

It's been a long time.

But guess who's back?

The chocolate challenge.

Let's go.

Just the body, Doctor X Slip,
sexy the face and Merlin the chat.

Nobody said it was going to be easy,
All right, just shake it off.

We look like fools
out there, man.

But that that's what tonight
is for, right?

To work the kinks out.

Face you up next, babe.

Somebody's babies out there
gonna be their daddy.

You gotta face.

Came in the fans and bring
the whole face.

Ladies, welcome to the stage
your new daddy the face.

Things out of You're trying
to be your father figure.

Wait.

Wait wait.

Wait.

That's weird.

They're kind of sexy.

Your face and then literally
being beaten.

Ohh.

It's like someone
needs a spanking.

Watch out ladies.

He's about to put you in time out.

And even though my son's new path

was drifting away

from one of his passions, Merlin

never let his journey take him
too far away from the other.

Robin, quick, turn on your TV.

A Different World marathon
is on right now.

Remember how your mom
would let us watch reruns with her

when we were kids?

Person already plays
about to crash the way

it's about to go down, I know.

You do know he's
the bad guy, right?

Byron was going to be like Obama

and really could have been
his Michelle Robert,

you

can't be serious right now.

He's literally saving her.

Whitley is Dwayne True Love,

yet he waits for the
last second to speak up.

He should have left.

Yeah.

It's about to go down.

Well, I love you.

And if you'll have me.

I love her.

From this day forth
to having a home

for poorer baby,
please, please I do.

It's iconic, Robbie.

It's iconic every time.

See.

Dwayne is the true hero.

No, still the bad guy.

I want to stop you
from being the wrong person.

I'd hope you'd have the courage to do it
before my damn wedding day.

This is real life,
not a TV show.

I guess it is a different world.

Hey Slim sexy,
you ready for your big night?

Ohh, man, I'm not.

I'm not sure.

Look, yesterday those ladies
were way more handsy.

They even in our days, yes,
they let me pacing back and forth,

talking to the Lord right

now.

You know, I want to help read it,
believe me.

But I love my wife, man.

I can't hear no room playing.

Grab ass with a room full of horny
women like that.

I'm missing my first boss.

Put it in yourself.

All right, Just pick a song.

Pick a song that tells them
what to do.

And looked outside there.

I'm sorry, Slim, but I asked you
about the name.

You didn't tell me it was clean,

like it's trying to get in my hand,

but I don't know

if it was too much
or if it's too.

No.

No.

I'm gonna ship.

Chocolate chip.

You haven't been Malcolm Brown
Sugar Sleep.

Good choice is the best in town.

So what are you doing here?

You're not in Peru.

Are you doing some body work
here in Vegas?

I'm happy to see you.

What are you doing here?

I always stop in here at that job.

He was off at our sister Chapel
to teach Bible study.

Hands off, ladies.

Slims about the ticket to church.

Hallelujah.

I hope I didn't give you the wrong idea
the last time we spoke.

No, Amos and I are fine.

I just think we've lost
that spark.

That that.

Doesn't say about Spark.

It doesn't take much
to turn into a flag.

Guess that depends
on who's lighting in.

Do you like what you see?

Ohh.

I'm talking about the middle.

I was talking about the same thing
you were talking about,

like we were reading the same.

Weird.

Umm.

I get charged.

This is happening.

Come on, a little cheat.

Names of cat.

I gotta watch what I eat.

Look at that handsome block
of chocolate.

Whipped cream.

Rainbow sprinkles,
Marachino cherries.

We're gonna change
your name for Big Dance

to Big Daffies.

Yo.

We're going to need some more money
to cover that body.

Ladies.

You know, ladies looking good.

They look real good out there.

I'm Mr.

Big and it has been 25 years
since we've been on this stage

and I want to say it is so

good.

It is so good.

To be back on the strip.

All right.

Well, without further ado, ladies,

I'm going to give you a bunch
of ohh been waiting

for Mr.

Black Magic.

Like that my Maryland, I said.

I mean, black magic made
all his fears disappear

and kept his fans coming back for more.

For real, this crazy ladies
were lining up every night

hoping to get a look at what my.

Ohh, that's right.

The ships are back
and they've never been bigger.

Hold on just a second.

Just, yeah, credit card,
hold on.

All right, there you go.

But I don't want any threesomes
in the bathroom.

The last time you did this,

they got a spackle Mike
to take it off.

Hey, Robbie.

What's up?

I'm gonna tell you,
but it sounds super loud there.

Ohh.

Yeah, Yeah, I'm about to do a show.

Wow.

They sure do love magic.

Magic.

Really big out here.

Wait, what was that?

I said show us your tricks.

I'm a magician.

This action calling me No,
Robbins, I'm sorry.

OK.

Bye, bye, bye.

I knew it.

So no more for the apple pie
like that.

That's a nice ride, you working
that white man privilege stereotype.

Stereotype.

Look who's talking, dude,
you got 4 kids and a baby Mama,

says the man who wears blackface.

Never painted my face,

says the man who wears
black ass Only do it for the show.

It's not like a walk around town
like that, dude.

There's nothing you can say
to convince me that I'm privileged.

Agreed.

There's nothing else to say.

Never heard of a place
called Duke Steiner.

I got some of the EU's receipts
and I call over there

and they said she's been having

coffee every week with her husband,
but I never been there before.

Let me just affirm if
there's a male friend

who has the audacity
to take his ass off.