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- Mm , mm , mm.
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Now aren't you ashamed of yourself?
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A man with your supposed
intelligence acting
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like an empty headed idiot.
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What did you do?
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I'll tell you what you did.
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You took advantage of your wife's absence
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and pulled a wild party.
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And that's not all.
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You lost all of your ready
money in a poker game.
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Could anything be more
crass, more disgusting?
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There are times when I
had high hopes for you,
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but that time is passed.
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I'll tell you what's wrong with you
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in two words, impossible.
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- Mr. Hardy?
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- Yes.
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- Here's a telegram for you.
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- Now I wonder what this can be.
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- Oh it's a telegram from your wife,
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she says she'll be home at noon today.
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- Ooh , the house, on!
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Aptos eight-o, eight-c, please.
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- Hello?
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- Where have you been?
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- I was here with me.
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- Why weren't you over
to the party last night?
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- I couldn't make it,
I was bitten by a dog.
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- You were what?
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- A dog bit me.
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- I can't understand you, spell it.
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- A dog bit me.
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B, I , it me, bit me.
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- Where?
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- There.
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And they took me to tee hospital.
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- Get closer to the phone,
I can't understand you.
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- I said they...
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I said they,
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they took me to the hospital.
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- Was it serious?
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- Yeah , the doctor said I
might get hydro-phosphates.
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- Hydro-phosphates, you mean hydrophobia.
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Say, what are you doing?
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- Eh?
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm talking to you , what
do you think I'm doing?
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- I know you're talking to me.
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Say, come on over, I wanna see you,
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and make it snappy.
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Q.T.
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Hydro-phosphates .
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- What do you want?
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- Listen, I'm in a slight predicament,
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my wife's coming home
today at noon unexpectedly
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and look at this house.
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- What's the matter with it?
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- What's the matter with it!
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You never met my wife, did you?
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- Yes I never did.
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- What do you mean , yes I never did.
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That’s my wife.
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- Isn't she sweet?
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- Charming.
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- Where is your wife?
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- She's in Chicago with her mother.
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- Is she havin' a nice time?
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- Sure she's having a nice time,
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she's been gone for more than a week.
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I don't care whether she's
having a nice time or not!
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What I mean is, if she comes
home and sees this house
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like this, she'll know that
I've been having a wild party.
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- I've never known it to fail.
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- What?
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- When the cats are away, the
mice are always playin' around
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and things, and doing something.
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If the cats are--
- I want you to help me
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clean this house!
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I'd do the same for you.
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- No you wouldn't.
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- Yes I would.
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- Oh no you wouldn't.
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- How do you know I wouldn't?
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- Cause I'm not going to get married.
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- Will you help me or will you not?
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- Sure I'll help you.
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What do you want me to do first?
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- Now that's the spirit.
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Now you wash the dirty dishes
while I go in and get dressed.
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Then after that we'll
have a nice breakfast,
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put everything in order so that the wife
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will suspect nothing.
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- Will we have marmalade for breakfast?
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- Yes we'll have marmalade for breakfast.
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And we'll put our shoulder to the wheels,
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grab tee bull by the horns and put
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our best foot forward .
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Clean that mess up
while I get something to put it in.
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- Look out!
- OH!
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- Get me a towel.
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- Where do you keep 'em?
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- I don't know, lock in the cupboard!
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Wait, I'll get it.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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- Ollie?
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- What?
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- Where do you keep your handkerchiefs?
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- In the top drawer.
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What are you trying to do?
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- I'm trying to get rid of this water.
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What'll I do with it?
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- Use your own judgment.
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Are you trying to ruin the
only suit I've got left?
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- I couldn't help it.
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- Oh shut up.
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That’s the way to do it.
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- How about some breakfast?
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- Breakfast!
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- See what ya did?
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You can't blame me for that.
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- Do you realize that this is the only
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suit that I've get left?
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It's enough to make a
man burst cut crying.
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- But I couldn't help it,
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I was trying to--
- Shut up and get
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this mess cleaned up!
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Do you know that my wife
will be home at noon?
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- Say, what do you think I am , Cinderella?
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If I had any sense, I'd walk out on ya.
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- Well it's a good thing
you haven't any sense.
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- It certainly is!
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If I had any sense, I'd walk out on you.
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Good thing you haven't any.
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I certainly.
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If I had any sense I'd ...
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- Take these pants and wring
'em out, while I dry the coat.
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I'll dry them myself.
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- Hello!
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- Don't you yell at me!
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I'm not deaf!
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- Oh hello honey, baby.
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Where are you?
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- Where am I?
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Why I'm down here at the railroad station,
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and if I stay here much longer,
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they!ll put me in the roundhouse!
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- Ooh !
- What's a matter?
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- Get my suit, quick it's the wife,
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she's waiting at the depot!
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Oh!
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That’s the only suit I've got!
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- What'll you do now?
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- I have it!
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Get this place cleaned up
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and dont ask questions!
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Hurry, as quick as you can!
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What's the matter?
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- You're not going like that, are ya?
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- Certainly, why?
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- Well you haven't get a horse.
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- I don't need a horse,
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I've been out there--
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Oh don't answer it, it's the wife!
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Get yourself cleaned up
and get outta here quick!
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I'll see ya tonight!
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What happened?
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Well I was all ready to leave
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and I thought I'd build a nice fire
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to make it comfortable for you.
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The house burnt down,
and I couldn't help it!
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Well I guess there's
nothing else I can do.
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- No I guess not.
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- Well I'll be seein' you.
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- Goodbye.
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Hey.
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Would you mind closing the door?
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I'd like to be alone.
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