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You get engaged
and you can kiss them.
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First you have to get engaged
in order to kiss someone.
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- Those are the rules.
- We know.
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If you kiss someone
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instead of getting engaged
first, what's easier?
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- Is it good?
It feels good.
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It feels like you're in love.
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Oh, my goodness.
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- They are hot.
- They're freaking engaged.
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What happened?
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You guys are so cute.
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It's, like, gross,
I want to throw up.
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- That's after the drinks.
Speaking of...
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To Abby and Matt
on their engagement.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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May you be each other's
silent guardians
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and watchful protectors.
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You may not be the couple
that New York deserves,
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but you're the one it needs.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers!
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Did you just quote
The Dark Knight?
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Uh, did I? I was just riffing.
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Hmm. OK.
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Now we know who's not giving
a toast at the wedding.
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Or speaking
at the rehearsal dinner.
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Or doing talking of any kind.
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- Uh, rude.
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Matt, I'm still
your best man, right?
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Dude, you know
I have three brothers.
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They love you
because they have to.
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I love you
because I choose to.
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- I'm gonna get shots!
- Yeah.
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Thank you. What a good guy.
Not the best man.
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- Sorry. I'm sorry.
You guys are amazing.
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I can't believe you flew all
the way out from LA for this.
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We did and we just...
and we came here for this.
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That's it, nothing else,
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because that's what
best friends do and stuff.
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You got
Hamilton tickets,
didn't you?
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Second row. Supposedly
Aaron Burr spits on you.
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So... does it feel
any different?
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It will when Matt's lease is up
and he moves in next month.
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- Finally.
- Finally.
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OK.
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Oh, shot, shots.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, cheers.
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- Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
- Hmm.
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Guess who's at the bar.
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Oh, shit. That's Kenzie Scott.
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Is it just me,
or is she moving in slow motion?
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She's definitely moving
in slow motion.
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She's in town
shooting a Tarantino movie.
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Wait, I thought she was doing
the new Christopher Nolan film.
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She's doing both
at the same time.
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Dude, take your shot.
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Yeah, right.
What would I even say to her?
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- I meant your tequila shot.
- Oh.
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Uh, but... you could
go talk to her.
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- She's definitely on my list.
- Hm-hmm.
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What list?
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You know,
my celebrity free-pass list.
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Since when do you
have a free-pass list?
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Oh, my God. You two
haven't spoken about this?
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Well, I don't, like,
actually have a list.
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But if I did,
Kenzie Scott would be on it.
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You don't need a list
to want to be with Kenzie Scott.
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True, dat.
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Like if Oscar Isaac
walked into this bar right now,
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we wouldn't be having
the same conversation?
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Well, Oscar Isaac is different.
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- He's Oscar Isaac.
- Uh-huh.
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Kenzie Scott is just
such an obvious choice.
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I didn't realize there were
bonus points for being original.
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I don't know,
I guess I just expected
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someone with
a little more personality.
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I think maybe our lists
mean different things.
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OK. So, who else
is on this list?
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I... don't really know.
Who else is on yours?
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I don't really know, either.
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All right, that's it.
You guys are making lists.
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OK, so the celebrities
should be enough of a reach
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to feel like a fantasy...
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With a hint of achievability.
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- Nick Viall.
- That guy from
The Bachelor?
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- Yeah.
- Which season?
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- Like, all of them.
- No, no, no.
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There are no vetoes.
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For Jack Black there are vetoes.
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- No.
- Of course he wants Jack Black.
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- Mark it down.
- Wrong.
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Wrong?
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- Wrong wrong.
- Kung Fu Panda.
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- Emily... I'm sorry Emily who?
- Raja... Rajatowski.
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- That was so close.
- No, it wasn't.
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- Ratajkowski.
- Ratajkowski.
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You can barely
pronounce her name.
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So, what's that matter with her?
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- Literally nothing.
- Hm-hmm.
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- That's what's up.
- Yes.
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- Chloe.
- Hmm?
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You have been silent.
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- Who is on your list?
- Tessa Thompson,
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Margot Robbie, Selena Gomez,
Halle Berry, Sarah Paulson.
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- Mmm.
- That's a really good list.
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Ryan Reynolds, Adam Levine,
Steph Curry,
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Chris Hemsworth,
Harry Styles.
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Wait, I thought
you only get five.
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Five from each side.
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- Standard bi perk.
- Oh.
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Ladies and gentleman, that is
how you do a list of strangers
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you want to sleep with.
Chloe, ladies and gentleman.
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You're so far away.
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- ...to be a part of?
- Oh, she's in it.
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All right, so it is "Char-lize."
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It is not. It's "Shar-lize."
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All right, "Shar-lize Ther-on."
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"Shar-lize Ther-own."
It's a very famous woman.
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No, I don't think that's right.
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- I think it's "Sharlize."
- I don't know what to tell you.
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Like "throne." "Therone."
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- Yes, "Therone."
- Is she the queen?
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I don't know what that means.
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- Hey, you gonna be OK?
- Yes.
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Yep, we'll take her home.
Girls' night must carry on.
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It's gonna be so much fun
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carrying you both up the flights
of stairs when we get there.
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Three flights of stairs.
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I do, I really do.
I believe you.
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All right, guys. I'm gonna
walk back. Congratulations.
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Good night, bro, thanks.
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- Bye.
- Thanks very much.
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- Ouch.
Oh.
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- Bye, babe.
- Bye. Love ya.
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- Bye, ladies.
Bye.
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All right. You in? OK, bye.
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Oh, shit, sorry.
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Uh, no, it's OK, you take it.
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Where you headed?
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Ooh!
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OK, just a teensy bit higher.
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Just a...
No, no, no, just a little lower.
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Yes. Yes.
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- It's back in the same spot.
- It's perfect.
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I'm gonna go check
on those cake balls.
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Oh. No. Chelsea.
No, that's for later.
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- It
is later.
- Look, I know Abby's late,
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but we're all just gonna
wait for her before we dig in.
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Mmm, sorry, no.
Five-second rule.
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That's not what that means.
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Really good.
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OK.
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And if we keep up our energy,
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our focus, our drive,
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then together, we will build
something truly special,
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here in our beloved New York.
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Thank you.
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- Thank you, everybody.
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Mayor Capozzi.
I had some thoughts
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on your global warming speech.
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That's not for three months, Abby.
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Trying to get a head start.
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- Isn't your bridal shower today?
- Yes.
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But that doesn't start for...
ten minutes ago. Shit.
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Not to worry,
I've got you covered.
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Thank you, sir.
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C Train should get you there
in no time.
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Good luck, Abby.
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- She's working, isn't she?
- Working? Uh, but... No, no.
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Uh, she is... she's actually
getting a blow-out.
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Chloe, we both know my daughter
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doesn't take time
to blow anything.
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- Uh, what?
- Hi.
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I don't mean to cause alarm,
but the gelato is melting.
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You mean the ice cream?
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Yes. It's like ice cream,
but it's, um, from Italy, so...
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Can't we just put it back
in the freezer?
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Yes, perfect. Or we could
use the back-up gelato.
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Hmm!
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There's back-up gelato? I...
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- Oh, my God.
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Abby, where the hell are you?
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We're on the back-up gelato,
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Chelsea keeps eating
all the cake...
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- Who's Chelsea?
- I thought you invited her.
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Oh, OK. Let's go.
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Hi, everyone.
Thank you so much for coming,
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and for celebrating
with the bride-to-be, Abby.
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We have a little surprise.
Before Matt gets here,
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he wanted to share some of
his favorite moments with Abby.
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And because he wants everyone
to see, he, uh,
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just posted
a little trip down memory lane.
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Hi, everyone. Hi, babe.
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Uh, before Abby and I
walk down the aisle,
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I thought it would be fun
to retrace the steps
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that led us here to this moment.
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And it all started here,
in Washington Square Park...
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...where Abby and I
had our first kiss
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while she was still
in law school.
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And this is our bar.
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Our Thursday night spot
where everybody knows our name.
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Hey, dipshit, you gonna order?
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He's talking to somebody else.
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This is where I asked Abby
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to make me the happiest man
in the world.
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Figured if she said no,
I could just... jump off.
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Oh, he, uh, he's going live.
This is unexpected.
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You are seriously
the luckiest guy I know.
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Yeah, she is pretty perfect.
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She's not pretty perfect,
she
is perfect.
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She is perfect. She is a ten.
You're like a three, at best.
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Maybe a four
with a good filter.
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All right. Thank you.
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She's a "swipe right,"
you're a "swipe left,"
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and then again
to make sure it takes,
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and then throw your phone
in the river
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and burn it to make sure
it doesn't work.
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OK. I'm sensing
a little jealousy here.
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I don't know too many people
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that get to be with someone
so, I don't know, famous.
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Still seems crazy
to me too.
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You definitely checked
the best name off your list.
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I mean, she's like a movie star
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and not just any movie star
but the
movie star.
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- I'm the one who saw her first.
- This is not working! Shit!
228
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:07,656
Come on. Seriously, man.
I cannot believe that you...
229
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,267
- Fucked Kenzie Scott!
230
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,371
Uh...
231
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,422
I can't believe you.
232
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,902
We're supposed to get married
in three weeks.
233
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,642
- Can we not do this here?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
234
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,166
Let me know
a more appropriate venue
235
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,907
to discuss
you fucking Kenzie Scott.
236
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,734
You were not supposed
to find out this way.
237
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,301
Was Kenzie Scott
going to jump out
238
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,825
of my wedding cake
and tell me?
239
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,174
Matt, there you are. Hi.
240
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,697
I know you were excited
about the cake balls.
241
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,220
Did they bring them out on time?
242
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,656
Why don't you ask Kenzie Scott?
243
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,181
Sounds like she's been handling
the balls lately.
244
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,619
Matt, were your balls
handled OK?
245
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,841
OK.
246
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,931
Abby, listen to me,
it was just a one-time thing.
247
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,454
Was this that night at the bar?
248
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,238
The fucking night
we got engaged.
249
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,284
I thought it was OK
because she was on my list.
250
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,633
Matt, we made those lists
251
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,417
when we were drunk
celebrating with friends,
252
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,767
and five minutes later
you're crossing off names?
253
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,379
If it was reversed, you wouldn't
have done the same thing?
254
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:22,731
No! No! Because I would never
do something like that to you.
255
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:26,039
- Well, maybe you should.
- What?
256
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,650
Maybe you should sleep
with a celebrity too.
257
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,958
- And then we both did it.
- Both did it?
258
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,221
This isn't like
getting matching tattoos.
259
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,875
Wait, where are you going?
260
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,789
- I can't do this right now.
- Will you please come inside?
261
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:41,184
Is that a question
or a request from Kenzie Scott?
262
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,210
Abby. You got a sec?
263
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:17,612
- Come in, sit.
- Hello, sir.
264
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:21,442
So, you've been working
on this speech for three days.
265
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,140
Yes, sir.
I put some real sweat into that.
266
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,491
Yes, I noticed the ink smudges.
267
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:32,061
- And is this blood on page four?
- Oh, no, that's ketchup.
268
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,149
Wait, page four?
269
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,935
- Yeah, that's blood.
- Yeah.
270
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,329
Abby, I don't know
the best way to say this,
271
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,809
so I'm just going to say it.
272
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639
This is the worst thing I've
ever read in my entire life.
273
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,772
- Oh, boy.
- The rhetoric is contentious.
274
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,949
You typed half of it in caps.
275
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:54,431
And you used the phrase,
"End of the world as we know it"
276
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,913
four times. No, five.
277
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:01,090
I was, uh, really trying
to hammer home
278
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,136
the gravity of the speech.
279
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,226
I'm delivering this
at a pre-school.
280
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,358
I'll get started
on a new draft.
281
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,838
Yeah, about that.
282
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,015
I haven't told many people
this yet, but...
283
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,757
I'm about to announce
my bid for president.
284
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:20,980
- Sir, that's... that's amazing.
- Yes, it is. For me.
285
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,113
Abby.
286
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,420
You've written every word
287
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,162
I've spoken in public
for the past two years.
288
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,772
And I think I know you
well enough
289
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,817
to know
when something's not right.
290
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:36,038
And with campaign season
right around the corner,
291
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,258
everything has to be.
292
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,784
So, my campaign manager
is bringing in Avery Gordon.
293
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:46,266
- Avery Gordon. That's amazing.
- Yes.
294
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:49,051
Again, for me.
295
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,142
Sir, are you firing me?
296
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,231
Well, technically,
Cindy from HR will do that,
297
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:58,104
but, yeah, I'm letting you go.
298
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,629
Take care of your personal life, Abby.
299
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,196
The writing will come back.
300
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:07,852
Oh... So, so that's it then?
301
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,811
Well, there's quite a bit
of paperwork
302
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,595
you'll need
to fill out, but yeah.
303
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,206
Right.
304
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,947
Oh, and, Abby,
one more thing before you go.
305
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,689
Shred this for me, will you?
306
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:22,693
Run it twice through.
We can't risk it getting Argoed.
307
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,130
That would be bad.
308
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,523
Yes. For you.
309
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:36,185
My life is over. I've wanted
this job for 20 years.
310
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,710
You wanted to be a speech writer
since you were seven?
311
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,321
Now it's gone.
312
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:44,280
All because my fiancé slept
with Kenzie fucking Scott.
313
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,936
Hey, you're gonna
get through this, OK?
314
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,199
We just gotta figure out
what the next step is.
315
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,288
I was thinking that too,
316
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,638
so I started coming up
with a new list.
317
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,815
- OK, good.
- Grease fire. Pool of acid.
318
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:01,471
- Wood chipper...
-"Ways Matt should die?"
319
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,559
How is this productive?
320
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,083
There's some good ideas
on there.
321
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,173
"Trial by combat
with The Mountain?"
322
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,000
This is not productive.
323
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,787
Remember when Sam
broke up with me?
324
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:16,095
I was hung up on her for weeks.
But I got over it.
325
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,271
You still masturbate
to her porn doppelgaänger.
326
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,882
And it's been really helpful
with the grieving process.
327
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,624
Leave the bottle. People
don't do that in real life.
328
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,890
You know what?
329
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,675
Maybe you just need to get away
for a little while.
330
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,025
How about you come stay with me
in LA?
331
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,941
I can't go to LA. I'm getting
married in three weeks.
332
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,118
Are we still doing that?
333
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:44,906
I don't know. We just
have so much history together.
334
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,605
I guess I'm just not ready
to call off the wedding.
335
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:52,043
Then don't,
and come stay with me.
336
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:56,135
I mean, what better way to clear
your mind and figure things out?
337
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,355
Besides, when was the last time
you even took a vacation?
338
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,141
Chloe, I had a job.
I couldn't just tell my boss
339
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,491
"Hey, I'm taking time off
to unwind and relax.
340
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,710
Hope my job's there
when I get back."
341
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,235
That is literally
what a vacation is.
342
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,932
Oh.
343
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:16,155
Abby, I think this
could be really good for you.
344
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200
You're doing this.
345
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:23,031
- OK, fine.
- Yes!
346
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,555
Wow. I didn't think
that was gonna work.
347
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:26,730
- Great.
- Whoo!
348
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,366
Abby, it's Matt again.
I'm so sorry.
349
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,803
Please, I just need
to hear your voice.
350
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,115
Al fresco. You can't really do
that year-round in New York.
351
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,030
Perfect weather...
352
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:11,035
A plant wall. I'm already
getting positive vibes here.
353
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,910
Hey. Everything OK?
354
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,217
Soup's cold.
355
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,959
It's gazpacho.
356
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,005
Well, then it's too hot.
357
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,790
Come on, Abby.
358
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:27,878
I promise this trip
359
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,664
will help you clear your mind
if you just let it.
360
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,711
In fact, this is
gonna be our spot.
361
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,193
You and I are coming here
every day.
362
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,769
You know what? This place sucks.
363
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,858
- Maybe we should just...
- No, it's totally fine.
364
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,730
It's not like the billboard
fucked my fiancé.
365
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:02,304
You really... She doesn't
eat carbs. Sorry, guys, sorry.
366
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:05,655
- Can we get some more bread?
- OK, let's go.
367
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,745
We'll pay for that.
368
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:14,490
Indoor dining.
This is where it's at.
369
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:19,626
More intimate, no large signage,
the acoustics are predictable.
370
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:24,326
- Are you sure you're OK?
371
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,502
Wait, did you take another
one of those pills
372
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,287
I gave you on the plane?
373
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,420
Yeah, I'm OK. I'm way OK.
374
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,422
- Uh...
- It's fine.
375
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:37,078
Oh, OK, um, we are gonna go.
We're gonna go home.
376
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,993
- Shh.
- Oh.
377
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:42,083
OK, we are going now. Let's go.
378
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:47,784
Psst. It's Nick Viall.
379
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:51,701
Great. The guy from
The Bachelor. Can we please go?
380
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,137
Maybe Matt's right.
381
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,705
Maybe I should sleep
with a celebrity on my list.
382
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:58,099
Why are you talking
to a complete stranger?
383
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,276
What would you even say to him?
384
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,147
I'm a speech writer.
385
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,370
Sorry, was that
the entire answer?
386
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,764
I happen to be a ninja
with words.
387
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:14,594
Abby, you write speeches
about curbing carbon emissions.
388
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:17,684
The only guy that gets turned on
by that is Al Gore,
389
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,468
not the guy from
The Bachelor.
390
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,165
Hey, are you guys
ready to order?
391
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,602
Excuse me, sir,
392
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,126
do you see that fine gentleman
just over yonder?
393
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,737
- She's British?
- You mean Nick Viall?
394
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:31,045
- Do you think I have a shot?
- A shot at what?
395
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,134
You know...
396
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:37,138
- Oh. Oh, uh... Oh.
397
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,748
- Sexual intercourse.
- Yeah.
398
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:43,187
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Celebrities
are just like normal people.
399
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,146
Cool.
400
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:47,061
We're just gonna need a minute
to go over...
401
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:48,715
- Oh.
- ...her life choices.
402
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,847
- Yeah, take your time.
- Thanks.
403
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,762
- Chloe, this is happening.
- Oh, God.
404
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,764
I have three weeks
before my wedding,
405
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:57,245
I'm gonna sleep
with a celebrity from my list.
406
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:59,203
That is a super-weird thing
to say.
407
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,553
- Here I go.
- Oh.
408
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,729
- Ooh.
- OK.
409
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,344
Please don't grab a flower.
Please don't grab a flower.
410
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:12,478
- Excuse me.
- And she grabbed the flower.
411
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,440
- Nick.
- Oh, boy.
412
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,963
Will you accept this rose?
413
00:23:20,790 --> 00:23:22,444
That's a daisy.
414
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:26,579
- You're so funny.
- Well, I know my flowers.
415
00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:29,233
Well, I just wanted
to come over here
416
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,931
and let you know that...
417
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,456
you are on my list.
418
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:38,373
- Your what now?
- You know, my free-pass list.
419
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:39,983
Like we could...
420
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:45,162
Oh, your list.
Wow, this is really happening.
421
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,556
Um, I don't mean to be rude.
422
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:52,518
But thanks but no, thanks.
I'm kinda off the market.
423
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,998
See, that's the great thing
about the list.
424
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:58,045
- Hm-hmm.
- Nobody gets in trouble.
425
00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:00,047
I really don't want to know
what that means.
426
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,875
It means I'm here
for the right reasons.
427
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,963
OK.
428
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,791
- And the wrong ones.
- OK, um...
429
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:08,447
I think this might actually
be working.
430
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,884
I told you. They're just
like everybody else.
431
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,277
Wouldn't you have to be
on my list too?
432
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,149
Are you saying I'm on your list?
433
00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:18,152
- I'm saying you're on a list.
434
00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:20,459
Except for her.
435
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,070
That is Nick's girlfriend and
she is not like everybody else.
436
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,898
- Hon.
- What's going on here?
437
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:26,726
- Hey. This is, uh...
- Looks like fun.
438
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,903
- Abby!
- Her? What do you mean?
439
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:32,471
That's Leyna Stone. She once
stabbed a waiter with a fork
440
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,690
because she didn't like the way
he poured her water.
441
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,214
- Come on, that can't be true.
- Oh, yeah? It can't be true?
442
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:41,436
- Look at this.
- Oh, shit!
443
00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:45,222
Abby was just trying
to sell me candy.
444
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,442
Uh, no, I was trying
to screw you.
445
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:49,226
Yeah, you were.
446
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,054
- Ten dollars for M
- OK.
447
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:52,316
I'll melt in your hand
448
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:53,492
- and your mouth.
- OK.
449
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,581
- Hmm.
- And I'm done covering for you.
450
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:58,061
All right, are you seriously
trying to sleep with my man?
451
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:02,022
Ah, well, they don't call me
"Downtown Abby" for nothing.
452
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:04,677
- I thought it was "Downton".
- Let's go to the fantasy suite.
453
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:07,027
All right. Can somebody
get me a fork please?
454
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:09,029
- I'm going in.
- Yeah.
455
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:12,423
Leyna. Nick. Hi.
Real big fan of your journey.
456
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,426
Sorry to interrupt, but I'm just
gonna steal her away for a sec.
457
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,559
- Thank you so much.
- Just a second.
458
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,691
What are you doing?
459
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,301
I was about to seal
the deal here.
460
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:21,650
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- I'm embarrassing myself?
461
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,173
You know what? That's it.
I've seen enough.
462
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:26,525
I think I should
give you guys some... Oh!
463
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,615
- I am so sorry.
Oh, my God.
464
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:32,356
I wouldn't worry. It's just
water, it'll come right out.
465
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,445
- It's not even on me.
- It's on me.
466
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:35,751
It's on me, babe. Come on.
467
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,927
Eye contact.
We talked about this in therapy.
468
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,842
- I love you.
- OK.
469
00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:42,932
You look great.
470
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:45,195
Real ninja
with those words there.
471
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:49,809
Hey. I think you guys left this.
472
00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:52,899
- Um, that's not ours.
- It's not?
473
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,728
Shit. I think I just stole
Leyna Stone's purse.
474
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:58,034
I'm sure
Leyna has plenty of purses.
475
00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,862
Oh, yeah. Is she gonna be OK?
476
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,647
Yeah, she's fine.
We owe you one.
477
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:05,520
Well, for what it's worth,
I did think you had a shot.
478
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:08,088
Thanks.
479
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:10,960
- I should go back in there.
- No!
480
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,179
God, no.
481
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:15,661
- It's OK. That way.
- Thank you so much.
482
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,841
OK.
483
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:31,459
Hi! Let's just go over
the changes you emailed me, OK?
484
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:34,375
Um, so you want to incorporate
some darker hues.
485
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,942
Shouldn't be a problem.
486
00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:39,554
You want straight vodka
for the champagne toast.
487
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:41,512
I like your style, girl.
488
00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,297
And then you want
to walk down the aisle
489
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:46,648
to Taylor Swift's "We Are Never
Getting Back Together".
490
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,955
- Ever.
- Excuse me?
491
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,522
"We Are Never Ever
Getting Back Together."
492
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:55,701
Oh, of course. Yeah, of course.
"Never Ever." Got it.
493
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,354
Hi. She's gonna call you
right back.
494
00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,792
You're doing a great job.
Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
495
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:03,012
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- I love the gardenias. OK, bye.
496
00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:07,190
Hey, no more drunk emailing
the wedding planner.
497
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:10,411
- I can't help it, Chloe.
...for you this morning.
498
00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:14,894
Kenzie Scott is in the studio.
499
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:18,767
So, everyone's talking
about that cave scene.
500
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,160
Hm-hmm, yep.
501
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,727
- It's not for the squeamish.
- Shit.
502
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,164
- No.
Which includes me.
503
00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:26,166
You know, I get light-headed
from a paper cut.
504
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,472
Oh, let's just
move these away then.
505
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:36,219
- So, I hear you're single now.
- Hm-hmm.
506
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:40,136
And we all want to know,
what's Kenzie Scott's type?
507
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:44,880
Oh, well, I wouldn't say
I have a type.
508
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:50,059
I do usually go for,
you know, tall, athletic...
509
00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:55,325
Gotta have a sense of humor.
Am I right? Oh, and, um...
510
00:27:57,197 --> 00:28:02,681
I love it when a guy
is in a relationship.
511
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:06,380
Especially if he's engaged.
512
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:11,864
There is just nothing hotter
than sleeping with a guy
513
00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:16,085
whose fiancé
is totally clueless.
514
00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:19,872
Oh, and the best part
is when she finds out
515
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:23,266
at her own bridal shower.
516
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:28,750
Right, Abby?
517
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:33,146
- Huh.
Abby...
518
00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:35,496
Abby. Abby!
519
00:28:36,584 --> 00:28:38,368
Are we good on the self-torture?
520
00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:40,066
Am I right?
521
00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,895
Do you really think
I had a chance with Nick Viall?
522
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,593
Uh, sure.
523
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:49,597
In some alternate universe where
you don't OD on sleeping pills
524
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:53,383
and Leyna Stone
doesn't try to kill you. Why?
525
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:56,865
Well, everything's always been
about either my job or Matt.
526
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:59,868
Maybe it's time I finally
do something for myself.
527
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,610
What are you saying?
528
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,743
I have four names
left on this list.
529
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,570
If I'm going to sleep
with a celebrity,
530
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:08,747
we better get started.
531
00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:11,880
This just got sexy.
532
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,621
- Ooh!
Oh, yeah.
533
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,931
OK, first things first.
534
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,759
As hard as it is
to become a celebrity,
535
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,543
it's even harder
to sleep with one.
536
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,892
Right.
537
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,548
The point is,
we need a damn good plan.
538
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:30,812
I'm talking Navy Seals storming
the Bin Laden compound.
539
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,728
This has to be surgical.
540
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:36,252
Yes. If only we knew
someone in LA
541
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,733
who gets paid
to work with A-list celebrities.
542
00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,779
We are not calling Sam.
543
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,345
Your ex-girlfriend
is a talent agent.
544
00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:43,912
We're trying to sleep
with talent.
545
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,132
We don't need help.
546
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:49,135
Did Luke Skywalker need help
to blow up the Death Star?
547
00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:52,878
Yes. From Han Solo
and, like, 30 X-wing fighters.
548
00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,053
Not to mention the old guy
549
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:55,619
who basically told him
when to shoot.
550
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:59,754
OK, just... Just trust me, OK?
551
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:02,583
Remind me.
Who else is on your list?
552
00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:03,845
Mac West.
553
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,325
Action star Mac West
554
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:07,544
is blowing up the box office
yet again
555
00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:10,809
with his new flick
"I'm Dead When I Say I'm Dead".
556
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:13,594
Just know,
I'm out here getting it done.
557
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:17,685
Was that thunder?
Y'all heard that?
558
00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:19,556
Cooper Grant.
559
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,297
Sexiest Man on Earth
Cooper Grant
560
00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:23,560
was spotted
on the red carpet last night
561
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,301
sans his sidekick Ari Miller,
562
00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:28,174
sparking rumors of a rift
between these two best buddies.
563
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,524
Avon.
564
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,700
Emo rapper Avon
is on the top of the charts
565
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,571
and taking out the trash
566
00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:38,358
with his sleeper hit
"Stare You Down To Doggtown".
567
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,449
And of course, Oscar Isaac.
568
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:46,757
Abby, we need someone
more attainable.
569
00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:50,544
Uh, well,
there's always Jack Black.
570
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:51,675
Still vetoed.
571
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:59,683
We're gonna need more coffee.
This is gonna be a long night.
572
00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:08,867
Hm-hmm.
573
00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:50,560
I find it kinda weird you had
all this yarn in your apartment.
574
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:07,751
What... What are you doing?
575
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,580
It's six a.m.
576
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:12,800
Check it out.
577
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,282
That is Oscar Isaac
on his #weeklyspinclass.
578
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,589
So, if you want to get "Inside
Llewyn Davis", we gotta move.
579
00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,029
OK.
580
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:28,772
I don't see him.
What exactly is the plan?
581
00:32:28,772 --> 00:32:31,297
It's fine. We have
six other studios to try.
582
00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:32,602
If he doesn't show up,
583
00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:34,778
we'll just sneak out
before the class starts.
584
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,825
Go ahead
and claim a bike, girls.
585
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:42,221
- Actually, we were just leaving.
- Sure you were.
586
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,747
Come on, ladies, hop on.
587
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:52,144
Girls, I have never had
a quitter in my class
588
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,841
and I'm not about
to start today.
589
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:57,453
All right, everybody...
590
00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:00,761
it's time to grind.
591
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:01,980
Sorry.
592
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,465
How do you get your feet in?
593
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,346
Let's push it.
594
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:22,652
Only 40 minutes left.
595
00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:25,525
Forty minutes?
Are we time traveling?
596
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,744
That's 40 opportunities
597
00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:31,052
to do better than
the loser you are right now.
598
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:35,317
We're not moving. We're just
here. We're never leaving.
599
00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:36,840
Mommy!
600
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,843
You're the hill.
You're the hill.
601
00:33:39,843 --> 00:33:42,020
And climb. And climb.
602
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,413
- Time.
- Oh.
603
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:47,590
Oh, God. OK.
604
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,593
- Come on.
- What? Why are you stopping?
605
00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:52,987
Next class starts
in five minutes.
606
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,771
Oh, legs weren't ready.
607
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,616
Press in. Press in!
608
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,053
You're not pressing in.
609
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,231
Wake up!
610
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,059
You're a bad, bad man.
611
00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:26,716
If you chose
easy, you chose the wrong door.
612
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:45,344
Glad to see you girls
are back for round two.
613
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:48,086
Uh-uh. What did I say
about quitters?
614
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,826
Hey. My favorite customers.
615
00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:51,698
Hey.
616
00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:53,961
I didn't really peg you guys
as the spinning types.
617
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,833
Are you kidding?
This is our fifth class today.
618
00:34:57,312 --> 00:34:58,574
We love health.
619
00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:01,055
Nice. I try and take this class
every week.
620
00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,536
- But it's hard to get a bike.
- Why's that?
621
00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:06,321
Oscar Isaac
joins this class sometimes.
622
00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:09,368
But he's not here this week
so... lucky you.
623
00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:16,157
Yeah. Lucky us.
624
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,509
All right, everyone. Mount up.
625
00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:25,514
Lucky number five.
626
00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:27,081
- Oh, OK.
- OK.
627
00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:31,955
- Yay.
628
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:40,573
Your feet
aren't even in the pedals.
629
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:43,141
You're literally
not moving your legs.
630
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:49,582
And time.
631
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,673
Great job, Jake.
632
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,765
I think you guy's bike
was broken.
633
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:00,767
It says you only moved 40 feet.
634
00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:04,945
Oh, shoot.
635
00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:08,470
Hey, do you still owe me one?
636
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:12,300
Oh, I can't, I'm sorry.
I have to go ice my vagina.
637
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,608
- But maybe she can.
- Well...
638
00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:17,000
My friend
was supposed to help me
639
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,219
with some photography work
640
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,829
but he just canceled.
641
00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:23,311
What exactly
do you need me to do?
642
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,232
You're up, New York.
Let's see what you got.
643
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:34,409
All right, folks, can I have
everyone take a few steps back?
644
00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,934
We need to clear this one area.
Thank you.
645
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,769
Excuse me, ma'am?
646
00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:49,903
Is this the part of the tour
where we can ask questions?
647
00:36:49,903 --> 00:36:51,252
Uh, what?
648
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:53,950
Who was the first star
on the Walk of Fame?
649
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:59,304
Great question. That would be
Marilyn Monroe in 1957.
650
00:36:59,304 --> 00:37:01,349
Part of Hollywood's celebration
651
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:04,309
of strong female leads
in American cinema.
652
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:07,355
Says here
it was director Stanley Kramer.
653
00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:10,097
- Where'd you get that thing?
- All right, I think I got it.
654
00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,665
All right, folks.
Uh, thank you for your patience.
655
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:15,755
Feel free to walk around,
take in the sights.
656
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,061
And you might want
to return that guidebook.
657
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,940
So you let some air in,
cork the bottle,
658
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,768
and then give it as a souvenir?
659
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,726
Yeah, that's what
the pictures are for.
660
00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:34,034
- So, you're selling air?
- No, I'm selling a novelty.
661
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:36,210
- Made of air.
- OK, listen.
662
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:39,039
People are always rushing
from place to place.
663
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,823
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,
664
00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:42,999
literally take
in the air around you,
665
00:37:42,999 --> 00:37:44,523
and you can preserve the moments
666
00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:46,394
that you want
to hold on to forever.
667
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:48,440
You've rehearsed that before,
haven't you?
668
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,877
Like, a thousand times.
How'd it sound?
669
00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:52,400
Impressive.
670
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,620
Good. I've been using it
at all of my pitch meetings.
671
00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,709
Wow. Any luck?
672
00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:58,101
They want to launch in New York,
673
00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:00,103
but it turns out
there's all this red tape
674
00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:01,583
for using images of landmarks.
675
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:05,631
Yeah, they can be pretty strict
about that.
676
00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:10,288
OK, so I gotta ask, the thing
at the café the other day...
677
00:38:11,419 --> 00:38:13,595
My fiancé
slept with Kenzie Scott.
678
00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:15,728
Kenzie...
The actress Kenzie Scott?
679
00:38:15,728 --> 00:38:17,338
She was on his free-pass list.
680
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,645
And apparently he took it
more seriously than I expected.
681
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:22,778
And so now you want to get
with someone on your list?
682
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:25,781
When you say it like that...
683
00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,740
I just think
when your heart's broken,
684
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,698
you'll try anything
to make it whole.
685
00:38:29,698 --> 00:38:33,441
Oh, no, yeah, no, I get it.
My first love broke my heart.
686
00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:36,096
- Oh.
- I'll never forget it.
687
00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:38,054
- I was in third grade.
688
00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:39,665
I'm serious. Cheryl Conley.
689
00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:41,928
We were supposed to meet me
by the slide during recess.
690
00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:43,973
I searched the entire playground
for her.
691
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:48,282
And I found her holding Jared
Kay's hands on the swing set.
692
00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:50,240
I haven't been
on a swing set since.
693
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,590
That is tragic.
694
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:54,723
So, uh, who else
is on your list?
695
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,508
I'm not going through
my list with you.
696
00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:58,727
Why not? We could go back
to Hollywood Boulevard.
697
00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,381
- You could practice
698
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:03,253
on a celebrity impersonator.
I could be your wingman.
699
00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:05,081
- Hey, Chloe.
- Hey. OK.
700
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,648
So, I did some research
701
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:08,650
and it turns out Cooper Grant
is huge into CrossFit...
702
00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:12,393
Chloe, Chloe, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, I just...
703
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:16,354
- I don't think it's working.
- Yeah, you're right.
704
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:19,922
Back to the drawing board.
I'll pick up some more yarn.
705
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:22,316
Actually, I made
an executive decision
706
00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:24,753
and called in
some reinforcements.
707
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,582
No, you didn't.
708
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:32,195
No, no, no, no, no.
709
00:39:33,632 --> 00:39:36,330
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
710
00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,550
I'm just gonna send this email
really quick.
711
00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:45,383
Don't rush me, don't rush me.
Hold on.
712
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,822
All right, just one second,
one second.
713
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,693
Just gotta send this email.
714
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:56,002
OK. What exactly
do you guys need my help with?
715
00:39:56,002 --> 00:40:00,746
Oh. First of all,
we don't
need your help.
716
00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:04,532
We are perfectly capable,
strong, independent women
717
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:06,708
and I'm doing just fine
on my own.
718
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:08,884
Are we still talking
about my thing?
719
00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:10,712
Yeah, let's do you first.
720
00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:12,845
Right. OK, so you know
how we made
721
00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:14,499
those celebrity
free-pass lists?
722
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:17,676
- Well, Matt slept with his.
- Like, under his pillow?
723
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:21,680
No, no, he didn't sleep
with his list.
724
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,814
- He slept with Kenzie Scott.
- You're kidding.
725
00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:29,209
So now I need to sleep
with a celebrity on my list.
726
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,994
That's so shallow.
I love this for you.
727
00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:33,648
And I need your help.
728
00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:38,566
Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no.
729
00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:41,743
Sam, you're a talent agent.
730
00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:44,180
So you know how one
might get in the same room
731
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,661
as, say, Cooper Grant.
732
00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,533
Cooper Grant?
Yes. Half the population
733
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,751
is trying to sleep with him.
734
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:51,927
The other half
is trying to fuck him.
735
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:54,669
There are more achievable names
on the list.
736
00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:56,410
- Who?
- Don't say Jack Black.
737
00:40:57,106 --> 00:40:58,804
Mac West.
738
00:40:58,804 --> 00:41:01,197
I love you guys, but good luck. Bye.
739
00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:03,461
Make sure Rachel validates you.
740
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,465
I told you she couldn't do it.
741
00:41:08,944 --> 00:41:10,642
Excuse me?
742
00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:13,209
Oh, uh, nothing.
I was just telling Abby
743
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:16,474
that there's no way you can
get to someone on that list
744
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,693
because you're not
powerful enough to do it.
745
00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:20,129
Hold on.
746
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,654
I can get to these people.
747
00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,743
I can get inside these people
if I wanted to.
748
00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:28,442
- That's not the problem.
- So, what's the problem?
749
00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:30,357
The problem, Chloe, is
750
00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:33,229
I don't want to be an accessory
to celebrity stalking.
751
00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:35,275
OK. We're wasting
our time here.
752
00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:36,755
Wait. Wait, just wait.
753
00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:39,497
Everybody just relax.
Just take a breath.
754
00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:48,593
I happen to know Mac West
is in town filming a commercial.
755
00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:53,119
But you can't just walk
onto the set.
756
00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:58,080
OK. Why don't you make her,
like, a writer or something?
757
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,647
Sure, Chloe,
I'll make her a writer.
758
00:41:59,647 --> 00:42:01,431
And tomorrow,
I'll have her producing,
759
00:42:01,431 --> 00:42:03,869
directing and starring
in the next Bond film.
760
00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:05,610
- We'd like that.
- Cool.
761
00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,437
Oh, my God. You're so adorable.
762
00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:09,178
The AD there
happens to owe me a favor.
763
00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:10,832
I can probably get you
on set as a PA.
764
00:42:10,832 --> 00:42:14,532
- Great. What's a PA?
- You'll love it.
765
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,924
This is our tenth shoot together.
766
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:17,447
You know
what I like to see.
767
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:19,406
- I won't let you down.
- New girl, where's my coffee?
768
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:20,581
In your hand.
769
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:22,235
Patty, what hand
do I drink coffee with?
770
00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:23,541
- The left.
- Efficiency.
771
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,543
If we waste time doing this,
we fail.
772
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,979
Patty's the key PA on set.
773
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:28,371
Follow her lead.
774
00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:31,853
Hey, I remember
my first day too.
775
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:33,768
I've pretty much
done it all since then.
776
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:36,118
I've been grip, key grip,
dolly grip.
777
00:42:36,118 --> 00:42:38,512
- Shit, I've even been grip grip.
- Grip grip?
778
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:40,253
- I move the other grips around.
- Right.
779
00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:42,168
Stick with me, you'll be OK.
780
00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:45,737
- Thank you. I appreciate that.
- Absolutely, absolutely.
781
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:49,349
OK, now real talk,
you little punk.
782
00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:51,743
You obviously knew someone
or blew someone
783
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:53,745
in order to land a PA job
last minute,
784
00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,703
but I haven't been doing this
for 20 years
785
00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:59,838
to be shown up by some
wannabe Greta Gerwig hot shot.
786
00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:04,843
Now, you stay out of my way or I
will sink you like the Titanic.
787
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:06,105
Capisce?
788
00:43:06,453 --> 00:43:08,673
Can we start over?
My name's Abby. And I...
789
00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:12,415
Abby? I don't like that name.
I'm gonna call you Short Stack.
790
00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,549
Uh, I'm... I'm average height.
791
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:19,248
Uh, yeah, yeah. Soaking wet.
792
00:43:19,248 --> 00:43:21,076
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
793
00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:23,122
Oh, what foot was that?
Four foot?
794
00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:26,778
Get to work, Frodo.
795
00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:27,996
Oh.
796
00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:32,131
I could dunk on her.
797
00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:51,280
I wanna be able
to eat off of it, Short Stack.
798
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,370
Why would you wanna
eat off a wheel?
799
00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:56,198
- What was that?
- What?
800
00:43:56,198 --> 00:43:58,723
Patty, I'm gonna need you
to get Mac to the set in five.
801
00:43:58,723 --> 00:44:00,420
Copy that last transmission.
802
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:03,292
Just need to deploy the wardrobe
and I will pick up Bald Eagle.
803
00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,642
Back to one.
804
00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:09,908
Who are these people?
805
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,141
- Hey. Uh...
- Oh.
806
00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:27,708
Do you need a ride?
807
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,318
Oh, I thought Patty
was driving me.
808
00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:32,931
Well, Mr. West,
there's a new Patty in town.
809
00:44:32,931 --> 00:44:35,455
Hm. Your name's also Patty?
810
00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:36,761
Uh, no. Well, I see
811
00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:39,459
how that actually
could've been confusing.
812
00:44:39,459 --> 00:44:42,157
I'm... I'm Abby, the other PA.
813
00:44:42,157 --> 00:44:43,681
Oh. Can I still call you Patty?
814
00:44:43,898 --> 00:44:46,684
- I don't think that's really...
- Thanks, Patty. You're a doll.
815
00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:49,861
OK. Um...
816
00:44:49,861 --> 00:44:52,733
You know, I have to say,
I'm a huge fan.
817
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,301
I mean, when you jump
off of Pennington Tower
818
00:44:55,301 --> 00:44:56,476
just as it explodes
819
00:44:56,476 --> 00:44:57,999
and you're dangling
from the string.
820
00:44:57,999 --> 00:44:59,566
You've got this
huge firehouse...
821
00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:02,264
I do all my own stunts, Patty.
822
00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:04,049
Come on, I'll take you to set.
823
00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:06,834
- OK.
824
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,140
Real Patty briefed you
825
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,750
- on driving this thing, right?
Um...
826
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:11,709
Whoa! Let's keep this
under a cool five.
827
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,536
Uh, there's really
only one speed.
828
00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:15,843
Whoa, whoa! Speed bump,
speed bump, speed bump.
829
00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,719
Let's note that
for the ride back.
830
00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:27,072
This coffee tastes different.
831
00:45:27,072 --> 00:45:28,334
That'd be my special blend.
832
00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:30,205
A dash of cinnamon
with some hazelnut.
833
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:31,554
Did you say hazelnut?
834
00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:32,817
You got that right.
835
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:34,949
It's my gammy's special recipe, actually.
836
00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:36,864
Dash of cinnamon
with a little hazelnut.
837
00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:38,648
But it's really more like
a cup of...
838
00:45:38,648 --> 00:45:40,868
- I'm allergic to hazelnut.
- What?
839
00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:42,217
- Uh...
840
00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:44,002
- I think my throat is closing.
- What do we do?
841
00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:46,047
- Do you have an EpiPen?
- No, but I have a Bic one.
842
00:45:46,047 --> 00:45:49,268
- A what?
- A Bic one.
843
00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:50,704
- Trach me.
- Trach you?
844
00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,314
I'm not traching you!
845
00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:54,795
- Come on, Patty! My throat...
- Oh, my God. OK.
846
00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:57,929
Oh, my God, this is happening!
One, two...
847
00:45:57,929 --> 00:45:59,757
- What the fuck are you doing?
- ...three!
848
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,802
- Real Patty.
- I've got your EpiPen.
849
00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:03,761
- Assuming the position.
850
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:07,199
I'm doubling up!
851
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:11,464
- What is happening?
852
00:46:21,430 --> 00:46:24,782
Oh, Chloe.
Well...
853
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,958
At least
it didn't mention your name.
854
00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:30,700
Is there a reason
why we're meeting Jake
855
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,876
on some random
street?
856
00:46:31,876 --> 00:46:34,313
He said the food
is to die for.
857
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,407
Whoa. OK...
858
00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:43,452
- Hey, guys.
- God.
859
00:46:43,452 --> 00:46:44,845
So, Celso is gonna whip us up
860
00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:47,065
some of the best empanadas
you've ever had.
861
00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,502
- You ready?
- Oh! So sorry, Celso.
862
00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:51,591
Yeah, we didn't mean to assume.
863
00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:54,507
That's not Celso. We should go.
864
00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:58,728
- Yeah.
- I kind of peed a little.
865
00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,469
Oh, yeah.
866
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,210
Mm. Mm.
867
00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,646
- Mm!
- Mm!
868
00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:04,952
Holy shit.
869
00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:06,084
Oh, yay!
870
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:08,869
Mm.
871
00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:14,222
It's almost as good
as the street meat in New York.
872
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:15,484
Yes.
873
00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:17,922
Did you just compare
LA's best empanada
874
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:20,533
to something called street meat?
875
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:21,926
Have you ever tried it?
876
00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:24,189
No. No, I've actually
never been to New York.
877
00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:25,364
- What?
- Wait.
878
00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:27,148
You're starting
a souvenir company
879
00:47:27,148 --> 00:47:28,454
and you've never been
880
00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:29,934
to the world's biggest
tourist destination?
881
00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:33,154
My parents traveled a lot,
just not with us.
882
00:47:33,154 --> 00:47:36,027
I always thought Sight Sealing
would sort of be my way
883
00:47:36,027 --> 00:47:37,463
to see the rest of the world.
884
00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:38,638
I'll tell ya what.
885
00:47:38,638 --> 00:47:40,118
When you make it to New York,
886
00:47:40,118 --> 00:47:42,468
I will be
your official tour guide.
887
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:44,687
Deal.
888
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:49,649
Didn't you get us lost
trying to find Central Park?
889
00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:51,433
- That was one time.
- The Central Park?
890
00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:52,913
- The big one?
- Yeah.
891
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,654
Yeah, it's, like, in the center.
892
00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:56,961
- Whose side are you on?
- And it's a park.
893
00:47:56,961 --> 00:48:00,094
- One time. One time.
894
00:48:00,834 --> 00:48:02,575
That was one time!
895
00:48:02,575 --> 00:48:04,316
OK, I believe you. Jesus.
896
00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:07,014
Don't you dare.
897
00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:08,233
I need another one.
898
00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:12,454
Look at you, all smiles.
899
00:48:12,454 --> 00:48:14,717
They were really good empanadas.
900
00:48:14,717 --> 00:48:17,807
Right. Must be the empanadas.
901
00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:21,637
Nothing to do with the cute guy
who's clearly into you.
902
00:48:21,637 --> 00:48:23,770
We're just hanging out.
903
00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:27,121
Abby, I haven't seen that look
since your ninth birthday
904
00:48:27,121 --> 00:48:29,297
when you got
that Barbie Dream House.
905
00:48:29,297 --> 00:48:30,646
God, I loved that house.
906
00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:33,258
Here we go. Who ordered
the tres leches cake?
907
00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:35,173
- Oh, no, that's not ours.
- Shit.
908
00:48:35,173 --> 00:48:36,522
- She's kidding.
- Oh.
909
00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,176
I guess Chloe's can
go in the trash.
910
00:48:38,176 --> 00:48:39,699
Don't you dare!
911
00:48:39,699 --> 00:48:43,485
- Oh, uh, it's Sam. Hey.
912
00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:48,447
- Sam?
- My ex-girlfriend.
913
00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:49,970
She's, like, obsessed with me.
914
00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:53,974
I got you into
the A-List Film Awards.
915
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:56,063
The ALFAs? Are you serious?
916
00:48:56,063 --> 00:48:58,979
Tomorrow, you will be at
the same event as Cooper Grant.
917
00:48:58,979 --> 00:49:01,460
So, am I in
the audience or something?
918
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,723
Uh, yeah. Kind of.
919
00:49:03,723 --> 00:49:05,420
What do you mean, kind of?
920
00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:09,990
Your role as seat fillers
921
00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:12,993
is to do exactly
as the job title says.
922
00:49:13,428 --> 00:49:14,777
Fill seats.
923
00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:20,261
Take a look out at the theater.
Look at the theater. OK?
924
00:49:20,914 --> 00:49:25,701
See all those empty seats?
Those are the enemies.
925
00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:28,443
But that makes you the...
926
00:49:29,836 --> 00:49:31,055
heroes.
927
00:49:32,143 --> 00:49:34,797
OK, well, before we run
some routes, I wanted to...
928
00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:37,409
Excuse me,
are you practicing sitting?
929
00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:39,498
Huh? No. Not me.
930
00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:42,370
- Do you not know how to sit?
- No, that was her.
931
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,285
I don't know
what you're talking about.
932
00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:46,679
Let's go ahead and get ready
for tonight, all right?
933
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:49,377
When I'm walking, you follow me,
all right? Come on!
934
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:02,651
Thanks, again. Thank you.
935
00:50:04,392 --> 00:50:06,699
Wait. Shouldn't you
be at this thing?
936
00:50:06,699 --> 00:50:08,005
Yes.
937
00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:10,050
I should.
938
00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:11,878
Hmm.
939
00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,881
Why am I so nervous?
940
00:50:15,925 --> 00:50:18,232
Do you want me to tell you
everything will be fine
941
00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:21,148
or do you want a list of things
that could go wrong
942
00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:22,976
that are actually
making you nervous
943
00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:25,587
because, I mean, I can think
of, like, 73 things...
944
00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:27,502
- Please stop talking.
- OK.
945
00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:30,331
We've got an open
next to Keanu. Keanu, OK?
946
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:34,770
We got, uh, some squirming next
to Cooper Grant over here, OK?
947
00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:37,643
I see a possible bathroom break
happening here.
948
00:50:37,643 --> 00:50:40,080
Um, OK. Let's get into position.
949
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,430
Who's on deck? OK.
950
00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:48,436
Hi. Uh, excuse me. Do you mind
if I take the next one?
951
00:50:48,436 --> 00:50:50,177
Short Stack.
952
00:50:50,177 --> 00:50:53,615
Patty. You're a seat filler too?
You weren't at the rehearsal.
953
00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:55,313
Well, you can't rehearse perfection.
954
00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:56,662
What are you doing here?
955
00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:58,707
I didn't realize
they hire booster seat fillers.
956
00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:00,927
- Seriously, I'm average height.
- Yeah.
957
00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:03,277
What'd you get nominated for?
Best Short?
958
00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:04,974
Let me show how
you it's done, kid.
959
00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,981
Sorry, Patty.
960
00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:17,987
Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
961
00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:20,555
- Oh, cute dress. Excuse me.
- Ow.
962
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:23,602
- Hello. Oops. Yeah. OK.
- Wow.
963
00:51:23,602 --> 00:51:25,647
I'm gonna just...
964
00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:29,347
All right. Oh.
That's your shoulder. Ooh, OK.
965
00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:31,305
And now we bid farewell
966
00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:34,482
to the bright stars
we lost this past year.
967
00:51:40,532 --> 00:51:44,753
Uh, Stephen Mills.
I loved that guy.
968
00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:47,495
- Huh?
- Oh, Stephen Mills.
969
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:49,932
Right.
970
00:51:51,891 --> 00:51:54,067
Is that your acceptance speech?
971
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:57,853
Yes. But I doubt
I'll be reading it.
972
00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:01,509
You're right.
Denzel's got this locked up.
973
00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:10,475
I never really know
what to say in these things.
974
00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:12,477
Well, um, if you need help,
975
00:52:12,477 --> 00:52:15,219
I'm... I'm kind of
a speechwriter.
976
00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:16,785
- Oh, yeah?
- Hm-hmm.
977
00:52:16,785 --> 00:52:19,875
When you're not dominating
musical chairs tournaments?
978
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:22,487
A seat filler joke. That's good.
979
00:52:22,487 --> 00:52:25,751
No, but really, I write speeches
for the Mayor of New York.
980
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:27,100
- Really?
- Hmm.
981
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,929
Wow. I love that guy's speeches.
982
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:31,800
- Really?
Shh.
983
00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:41,288
Well, Speechwriter...
984
00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:44,117
maybe you can tell me
if this is any good.
985
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,686
Keep in mind that,
in some alternate universe,
986
00:52:47,686 --> 00:52:49,644
I may actually have to give
that speech...
987
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:51,646
I'd cut the last two lines.
988
00:52:51,646 --> 00:52:54,606
- What?
- And move them to the front.
989
00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:58,175
Uh, the first thing you say sets
the tone for the entire speech.
990
00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,567
It's your hook.
991
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:04,006
Oh, and this. This is good.
992
00:53:04,006 --> 00:53:07,009
Uh, do you have a pen?
993
00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:10,709
And the nominees for Best
Actor in a Leading Role are...
994
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:14,843
- Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".
Oh, my God. That's her!
995
00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:17,890
- How did she get next to him?
- That's it. It's done.
996
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:20,588
OK, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
997
00:53:20,588 --> 00:53:22,590
I'm a glass-half-full kinda gal.
998
00:53:22,590 --> 00:53:24,113
Oh, really?
999
00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:25,767
You think
sitting next to someone
1000
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,465
is halfway
to sleeping with them?
1001
00:53:27,465 --> 00:53:29,771
- What?
- Quarter full?
1002
00:53:29,771 --> 00:53:31,599
What?
1003
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:34,733
- Denzel Washington...
- What? What?
1004
00:53:34,733 --> 00:53:36,169
Get over there.
1005
00:53:36,169 --> 00:53:37,866
- I'm just kidding.
- And the ALFA goes to...
1006
00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:39,868
Cooper Grant, "The Hedges".
1007
00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:59,801
- OK. She looks like his wife.
- We did it.
1008
00:53:59,801 --> 00:54:01,368
- Wow.
- We did do it.
1009
00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:08,767
Wow.
1010
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:16,383
When I heard my name just now,
I thought,
1011
00:54:16,383 --> 00:54:18,777
"That's a weird way
to pronounce Denzel."
1012
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,391
So, this...
1013
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:25,610
This one's for you.
1014
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:27,829
- I wrote that.
- Thank you very much.
1015
00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:34,314
- Hey, speechwriter.
- Hi.
1016
00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:38,275
- We did it.
- Ah!
1017
00:54:39,101 --> 00:54:41,278
Shall we celebrate?
1018
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,671
- Yes.
- Come on.
1019
00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:46,718
Hi, Abby, it's Matt.
I think I just saw you on TV.
1020
00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:49,895
I'll do whatever it takes.
Please don't shut me out.
1021
00:54:51,418 --> 00:54:53,855
Well, this is my flat.
1022
00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:58,860
Looks pretty three-dimensional
to me.
1023
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,820
Right. OK,
I'm gonna hang my jacket up.
1024
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,778
- Be back in a second.
- OK.
1025
00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:19,620
- Bonjour, darling.
- Oh, my God.
1026
00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:22,449
Sorry. Didn't...
Didn't mean to startle you.
1027
00:55:24,277 --> 00:55:25,539
Or did I?
1028
00:55:27,019 --> 00:55:28,890
Ari Miller?
1029
00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:31,676
Oh. You've heard of me?
1030
00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:34,722
Heard of you? Your movies
are hilarious. You've...
1031
00:55:34,722 --> 00:55:38,204
You've been nominated
for Best Actor three times.
1032
00:55:38,204 --> 00:55:42,121
Was I? That's right, I was.
1033
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:49,911
Oh. I see you've met
my very well-dressed housemate.
1034
00:55:50,956 --> 00:55:52,566
It's Ari Miller.
1035
00:55:52,566 --> 00:55:55,047
I knew you guys did those
Undercover movies together,
1036
00:55:55,047 --> 00:55:56,831
but you live together too?
1037
00:55:56,831 --> 00:56:00,531
- That's so cool.
- Yes. It's so cool. Very cool.
1038
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:03,708
It is so cool, isn't it?
1039
00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:05,057
That we live together.
1040
00:56:05,057 --> 00:56:06,275
Well...
- So cool.
1041
00:56:06,275 --> 00:56:08,016
Yeah.
- Very cool.
1042
00:56:08,016 --> 00:56:11,629
Um, are they just
giving those away these days?
1043
00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:14,022
Oh, hi.
1044
00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:16,416
I'm just kidding.
That's... That's awesome.
1045
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,939
That's so awesome.
1046
00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:20,594
Plus you've almost caught up
to me in nominations.
1047
00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:24,859
You know, not... not quite,
but who's counting?
1048
00:56:24,859 --> 00:56:27,819
Um, anyhow,
we were just about to head out.
1049
00:56:27,819 --> 00:56:30,691
Actually, do you wanna
hang out here for a bit?
1050
00:56:30,691 --> 00:56:33,825
I'd love to see
the rest of the house.
1051
00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:37,785
I'm actually making
some spaghetti bolognese
1052
00:56:37,785 --> 00:56:39,221
if you're interested.
1053
00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,051
I've had it. Say you're a vegan.
I'll show you around.
1054
00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:45,445
OK. Um...
1055
00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:48,013
- Vegan.
- What was your name again?
1056
00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:49,797
Bye.
1057
00:56:54,802 --> 00:56:57,936
- This is so crazy.
- What is?
1058
00:56:57,936 --> 00:56:59,938
Well, it's just...
1059
00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:01,809
You think that some people exist
1060
00:57:01,809 --> 00:57:04,159
on different planes
of the universe,
1061
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:07,032
and then you get in
the same room as them
1062
00:57:07,032 --> 00:57:13,734
and... turns out they're just as
down to earth and normal as you.
1063
00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:18,435
- Oh, so I'm just... just normal?
- You know what I mean.
1064
00:57:24,005 --> 00:57:26,747
Sorry. I just have to ask.
1065
00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:29,141
Did you know
that I lived with Ari Miller?
1066
00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:31,012
No. I had no idea.
1067
00:57:34,712 --> 00:57:36,714
It's just...
1068
00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:40,544
Most girls, they come back here
just to get close with Ari.
1069
00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:42,981
- You're kidding, right?
- No. I completely get it.
1070
00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:45,157
The guy's basically
like a Greek god.
1071
00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:47,028
Which... Which god, exactly?
1072
00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:53,121
Oh. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
1073
00:57:53,121 --> 00:57:55,210
I didn't realize
you guys were in here.
1074
00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:58,213
Don't mind me.
I'm just gonna, um, use the tub.
1075
00:58:00,999 --> 00:58:02,914
- Huh?
- Why?
1076
00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:04,916
Do a little splishy-splashy.
1077
00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:08,397
Can you not splishy and splash
in your own bathtub?
1078
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:13,272
I... I... I could.
1079
00:58:13,272 --> 00:58:14,926
You have your own bathroom.
1080
00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:18,495
I'd rather use this tub.
The water pressure...
1081
00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:20,975
OK.
1082
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:27,895
He just, like, wanders in.
1083
00:58:27,895 --> 00:58:29,767
It's, like, how do I
compete with that?
1084
00:58:29,767 --> 00:58:33,422
- I sincerely have no idea.
- Oh, this was such a bad idea.
1085
00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:35,076
I shouldn't
have brought you here.
1086
00:58:35,076 --> 00:58:39,037
Hey. You are Cooper Grant.
1087
00:58:39,037 --> 00:58:43,563
You were on the Sexiest Man on
Earth list eight years in a row.
1088
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:47,567
- Who likes him more than you?
- You mean besides Scorsese?
1089
00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,264
That was such a small part.
1090
00:58:49,264 --> 00:58:52,093
Well, bigger than your no-part,
now isn't it?
1091
00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:53,268
- Oh!
- You know what?
1092
00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:55,880
- OK.
What?
1093
00:58:56,881 --> 00:58:58,404
That is it. I've had enough.
1094
00:58:58,404 --> 00:59:00,798
I'm sorry your girlfriend's
been ogling me all night.
1095
00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:02,539
I have not
been ogling anyone.
1096
00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:03,714
Were you ogling him?
1097
00:59:03,714 --> 00:59:05,933
I don't even know
what ogling means.
1098
00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:08,283
What are you gonna do about it,
tough guy?
1099
00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:10,068
- Oh, no.
1100
00:59:11,722 --> 00:59:13,288
- That is it.
- Hey!
1101
00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:19,556
Guys?
1102
00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:27,041
I don't think
this is appropriate.
1103
00:59:41,273 --> 00:59:44,624
So, tell me everything.
1104
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:46,583
I just...
I just wanna get some sleep.
1105
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:49,324
Wait, no, wait.
I want some details.
1106
00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:53,720
No... You don't.
1107
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,896
Wait. Did something weird
happen?
1108
00:59:57,332 --> 01:00:00,161
You could say things
got weird...
1109
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:02,294
when Ari Miller showed up.
1110
01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:06,994
No way. Ari Miller?
He definitely has BDE.
1111
01:00:06,994 --> 01:00:08,735
So, what happened?
1112
01:00:11,564 --> 01:00:14,262
Cooper, he...
1113
01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:16,395
He pulled an ALFA
out of his ass.
1114
01:00:16,395 --> 01:00:19,746
Yeah, I totally agree. That ALFA
was Denzel's to lose.
1115
01:00:20,573 --> 01:00:22,270
No, no.
1116
01:00:22,270 --> 01:00:25,186
Cooper literally pulled an ALFA
1117
01:00:25,883 --> 01:00:29,103
out... of Ari's ass.
1118
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,066
I always wondered what they did
1119
01:00:35,066 --> 01:00:37,111
with those things
after they won.
1120
01:00:37,111 --> 01:00:40,941
I'm going to bed, and we are
never speaking of this again.
1121
01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:44,205
Is this a bad time to talk about
the next guy on your list?
1122
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,295
Probably a bad time.
1123
01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:03,094
Mr. Mayor. Oh, sorry.
Do I still call you that?
1124
01:01:03,094 --> 01:01:04,965
Well, I'm still the mayor, Abby.
1125
01:01:05,879 --> 01:01:07,446
Right. Of course.
1126
01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,317
You know, we've tried out
1127
01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:11,624
three different speechwriters
since you quit.
1128
01:01:11,624 --> 01:01:13,278
Actually, you fired me.
1129
01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:15,541
Details. I like that.
1130
01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:18,544
Having you gone
has made me realize something.
1131
01:01:18,544 --> 01:01:22,330
- I've missed ya, kiddo.
- I've missed you too, sir.
1132
01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:25,594
Here you go. Want your truck?
1133
01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:28,554
I was just saying hi to my son.
Sorry. Did you say something?
1134
01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:30,382
Uh, no.
1135
01:01:31,513 --> 01:01:33,254
Listen...
1136
01:01:33,254 --> 01:01:36,649
It just hasn't felt the same
with you not around.
1137
01:01:36,649 --> 01:01:38,825
So, I need you
to do something for me.
1138
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:42,394
- Anything, sir.
- Get that sweet ass over here.
1139
01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,702
I guess I could catch a red-eye.
1140
01:01:48,095 --> 01:01:50,358
What was that? I was just saying
hello to the missus.
1141
01:01:50,358 --> 01:01:52,056
Oh, nothing.
1142
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:57,278
Abby, nobody knows my voice
like you do.
1143
01:01:58,279 --> 01:01:59,846
I want you back
to write the speech
1144
01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:01,152
that launches my campaign.
1145
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:06,026
Uh...
1146
01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,985
So, what do you say?
1147
01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:10,378
You ready to sit
at the big-boy table?
1148
01:02:15,688 --> 01:02:17,516
- Abby?
- Oh, you're talking to me.
1149
01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:19,083
Yes. I'm in.
1150
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:20,388
Great.
1151
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:24,131
I'd like to see a draft next
week at the kickoff meeting.
1152
01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:26,394
See ya, buddy.
1153
01:02:27,569 --> 01:02:28,353
Hey.
1154
01:02:29,528 --> 01:02:31,573
I was starting to think
you weren't gonna show up.
1155
01:02:31,573 --> 01:02:33,575
Sorry. Rough night.
1156
01:02:33,575 --> 01:02:37,449
Hmm. Try being a server
at a
Real Housewives reunion.
1157
01:02:37,449 --> 01:02:38,624
You ready to go?
1158
01:02:47,285 --> 01:02:50,592
I think you've seen
The Goonies too many times.
1159
01:02:51,724 --> 01:02:53,682
- You good?
- I'm a New Yorker.
1160
01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,423
I walk 30 blocks
to work every day
1161
01:02:55,423 --> 01:02:57,599
in three-inch heels. I'm good.
1162
01:02:57,599 --> 01:02:59,863
Well, I hear you, but...
1163
01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:01,995
hiking in LA
is a bit different terrain,
1164
01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:03,344
so you gotta watch every step.
1165
01:03:03,344 --> 01:03:04,824
I used to hike
up the Adirondacks
1166
01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,521
with my dad
every summer till I was 17.
1167
01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:09,307
- Really?
- No.
1168
01:03:10,177 --> 01:03:11,352
OK.
1169
01:03:45,734 --> 01:03:48,041
I honestly have never even
thought about it.
1170
01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:49,956
Every guy has a list.
1171
01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:53,046
I had a shot with J.Lo once.
She was on stage
1172
01:03:53,046 --> 01:03:55,266
and I was in the nosebleeds.
1173
01:03:55,266 --> 01:03:58,008
But there was definite
long-distance eye lock.
1174
01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:01,663
You think
this whole thing's stupid?
1175
01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:04,536
I think everybody has a fantasy
1176
01:04:04,536 --> 01:04:07,278
about spending a night
with a celebrity.
1177
01:04:07,278 --> 01:04:08,714
But I think finding someone
1178
01:04:08,714 --> 01:04:11,804
to spend the rest of your life
with, that's...
1179
01:04:11,804 --> 01:04:13,588
that's the fantasy.
1180
01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:18,550
Oh. I almost forgot.
I have something to show you.
1181
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,422
Sight Sealing's first prototype.
1182
01:04:21,422 --> 01:04:22,902
I like it.
- Yes?
1183
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:24,338
Yeah.
- Yes.
1184
01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:26,471
Well, I hope Vanderton Capital
likes it as well.
1185
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:28,299
I have a pitch meeting
next week.
1186
01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:30,649
After that, I don't really know.
1187
01:04:30,649 --> 01:04:32,651
Well, I think it's great.
1188
01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:34,392
And that's coming from someone
1189
01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:37,308
who's had very few moments
worth saving lately.
1190
01:04:37,308 --> 01:04:39,223
I wouldn't give up.
1191
01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:43,749
- What?
- We just met and...
1192
01:04:43,749 --> 01:04:46,665
you're already making me
believe in things
1193
01:04:46,665 --> 01:04:49,015
that I was starting to doubt.
1194
01:04:49,015 --> 01:04:50,364
Your company?
1195
01:04:50,843 --> 01:04:52,540
Your company, actually.
1196
01:04:53,759 --> 01:04:55,195
Just being here with you.
1197
01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:58,068
Forgot how nice it was
to have a moment worth sealing.
1198
01:04:59,852 --> 01:05:01,680
You think this is one?
1199
01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,554
I honestly can't think
of anything better.
1200
01:05:54,515 --> 01:05:56,691
Wow, you're really done, huh?
1201
01:05:56,691 --> 01:05:58,432
It probably wasn't
the healthiest way
1202
01:05:58,432 --> 01:05:59,781
to deal with things.
1203
01:05:59,781 --> 01:06:01,435
Is this about Matt or Jake?
1204
01:06:01,435 --> 01:06:03,133
I don't need
to chase celebrities
1205
01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:04,917
to prove something to myself.
1206
01:06:05,526 --> 01:06:08,529
Abby Meyers, I am proud of you.
1207
01:06:12,098 --> 01:06:15,188
All right. So, now what?
1208
01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:18,931
Well, I'm supposed to see Jake
tomorrow night.
1209
01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:23,588
That's great.
Amazing. Fantastic.
1210
01:06:23,588 --> 01:06:26,634
Wonderful. Love that for you.
1211
01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:32,553
Are you OK? You just
turned into a thesaurus.
1212
01:06:34,207 --> 01:06:37,341
Yeah, it's just, um...
1213
01:06:38,342 --> 01:06:41,127
Sam and I have been spending
a lot of time together
1214
01:06:41,127 --> 01:06:44,435
and now I'm worried that because
you're done with your list,
1215
01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:47,177
I might be done
with the one girl on mine.
1216
01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:52,312
Sam's here.
1217
01:06:54,575 --> 01:06:55,881
OK.
1218
01:06:56,621 --> 01:07:00,277
So, I know my leads
have gone cold
1219
01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:02,888
- but they just got hot again.
- What's that now?
1220
01:07:02,888 --> 01:07:06,587
Just invites to the hottest
party in town tomorrow night.
1221
01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:08,459
A certain rapper
by the name of Avon
1222
01:07:08,459 --> 01:07:10,200
is rumored
to be in attendance.
1223
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,377
- Yeah, Sam, about that...
- Can't wait.
1224
01:07:13,377 --> 01:07:15,422
Perfect.
I will go confirm all of us.
1225
01:07:15,422 --> 01:07:16,728
Hm-hmm.
1226
01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,298
I thought you were done
with the list.
1227
01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:23,952
You've been my lifeline
for the last three weeks.
1228
01:07:23,952 --> 01:07:27,304
The least I can do is be yours
for one night to win back Sam.
1229
01:07:27,304 --> 01:07:30,089
But you have plans
with Jake tomorrow.
1230
01:07:30,089 --> 01:07:32,613
I have all weekend
before I leave.
1231
01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,400
We're confirmed.
1232
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,228
Whoo!
1233
01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:40,360
Are you sure?
1234
01:07:40,578 --> 01:07:42,841
Can't pass up a shot
at someone on your list, right?
1235
01:07:48,455 --> 01:07:49,630
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
1236
01:08:26,798 --> 01:08:29,235
- Are you ready? You look good.
- I am. Thank you.
1237
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,892
You're really sexy
when I drink.
1238
01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:35,023
Oh!
1239
01:08:35,023 --> 01:08:36,982
I think that sounds like
an insult,
1240
01:08:36,982 --> 01:08:38,723
but I'm sort of OK with it.
1241
01:08:38,723 --> 01:08:40,855
- I'll go get more then.
- Yep. Yep.
1242
01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:43,858
You get many, many more
of those.
1243
01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:46,774
Go, go, my little angel face.
1244
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,038
It's like the old Sam
and Chloe.
1245
01:08:50,038 --> 01:08:51,866
I know, right?
1246
01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:55,000
Thank you, by the way.
1247
01:08:55,653 --> 01:08:58,351
I mean, this means
so much to me.
1248
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:02,355
- Cheers to you guys.
- Cheers.
1249
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:05,619
Thank you.
1250
01:09:18,066 --> 01:09:21,331
Abs, Chlo.
- Yeah?
1251
01:09:21,331 --> 01:09:24,508
Avon's right over there.
You gonna go talk to him?
1252
01:09:27,424 --> 01:09:29,513
It's why we're here.
1253
01:09:29,513 --> 01:09:31,167
- Yeah.
- Hm-hmm.
1254
01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:36,563
- Then go over there.
- Right. OK, yeah.
1255
01:09:40,785 --> 01:09:42,439
Now. Got it. Yeah.
1256
01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:45,485
She's making me nervous.
1257
01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:47,444
- You did really great.
- Thank you.
1258
01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:00,239
OK.
1259
01:10:07,551 --> 01:10:08,769
Hi. I'm sorry. Oh.
1260
01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:10,684
Hey. I know this sounds
really weird,
1261
01:10:10,684 --> 01:10:12,512
but I need you
to go along with it.
1262
01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:13,948
Excuse me?
1263
01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:15,863
I need you to go along
with what I'm about to do.
1264
01:10:18,344 --> 01:10:19,998
Do you have a bomb
strapped to you?
1265
01:10:19,998 --> 01:10:21,173
What? No.
1266
01:10:21,173 --> 01:10:22,696
Cos you're kinda acting
like someone
1267
01:10:22,696 --> 01:10:24,263
who's got a bomb
strapped to them.
1268
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,918
No. I don't have a bomb.
It's just... I'm trying to...
1269
01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:29,486
Don't look at them.
I'm trying to help my friend
1270
01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:31,052
get back together with her ex,
1271
01:10:31,052 --> 01:10:33,054
so I need to pretend
to hit on you
1272
01:10:33,054 --> 01:10:34,621
because you're on
my free-pass list.
1273
01:10:38,016 --> 01:10:40,236
Why do I feel like
I'm gonna regret this?
1274
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,498
Just be cool, OK?
1275
01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:43,456
Cool.
1276
01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:47,068
She's totally doing this.
I wanna hear it.
1277
01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:49,375
- No, you don't.
- Yes. We'll be chill.
1278
01:10:51,812 --> 01:10:52,987
Yeah.
1279
01:10:52,987 --> 01:10:55,642
We
do share
the same zodiac sign.
1280
01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,340
What's with the voice?
1281
01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:59,559
You're talking so loudly
all of a sudden.
1282
01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:02,519
You're doing
the bomb girl thing?
1283
01:11:02,519 --> 01:11:05,173
- You're...
- I think you're da bomb too.
1284
01:11:07,785 --> 01:11:09,526
- Right, um...
- Yes.
1285
01:11:09,526 --> 01:11:13,791
Has my heart known
love till this night?
1286
01:11:13,791 --> 01:11:15,227
That was so good.
1287
01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:19,362
In touching her,
make blessed my rude hand.
1288
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:24,018
Did my heart love till thee?
Forswear it, sight.
1289
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:28,284
- For I ne'er in truer beauty...
- Let's go over there.
1290
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:31,112
- ...than now.
- Did you just quote Shakespeare?
1291
01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:34,812
- Yeah. No good?
- No. Really good. They're gone.
1292
01:11:34,812 --> 01:11:36,727
Oh. OK.
1293
01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:40,992
So, I gotta say,
I get hit on a lot,
1294
01:11:40,992 --> 01:11:43,386
but never pretend hit on.
1295
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:47,390
Oh. Well, thanks. I owe you one.
1296
01:11:50,697 --> 01:11:52,220
So, I didn't get your name.
1297
01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:54,788
Abby.
1298
01:11:54,788 --> 01:11:55,876
Abby, Abby, Abby.
1299
01:11:55,876 --> 01:11:58,009
It's just nice
to know the person
1300
01:11:58,009 --> 01:12:00,446
who's got you
on their free-pass list.
1301
01:12:00,446 --> 01:12:02,796
- Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying?
1302
01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:07,061
Um, you're on my list, but I
don't want to sleep with you.
1303
01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:10,369
Wow. You managed to objectify
1304
01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:12,023
and reject me
all in one sentence.
1305
01:12:13,764 --> 01:12:14,982
- Shit.
- What?
1306
01:12:14,982 --> 01:12:16,506
No, no, no. Don't. Don't look.
1307
01:12:16,506 --> 01:12:18,464
My ex is coming over here
right now
1308
01:12:18,464 --> 01:12:21,075
and she'd get really pissed
if she saw me here with someone.
1309
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,948
So, pretend you're with me now.
1310
01:12:23,948 --> 01:12:26,298
- Like we just did?
- Not at all like we just did.
1311
01:12:26,298 --> 01:12:27,778
- OK.
- Just follow my lead.
1312
01:12:27,778 --> 01:12:30,650
- All right. OK.
- Come here.
1313
01:12:30,650 --> 01:12:31,869
Hey, you.
1314
01:12:33,436 --> 01:12:35,176
Avon, didn't know you were here.
1315
01:12:36,830 --> 01:12:39,224
Usually you demand
they play your music all night.
1316
01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:40,747
Oh. I don't demand it.
1317
01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:42,314
- The public does.
- Hmm.
1318
01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:44,969
Meet my girlfriend, Abby.
1319
01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:46,405
Hi.
1320
01:12:47,624 --> 01:12:50,366
Kenzie Scott.
1321
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:54,065
- Nice to meet you.
- I didn't know you two dated.
1322
01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:56,981
"Dated." It was barely a month.
1323
01:12:57,764 --> 01:12:59,505
One I'm still trying to forget.
1324
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:02,508
Don't worry, I pretty much
forgot it right when it started.
1325
01:13:03,422 --> 01:13:04,945
I can't believe
he slept with you.
1326
01:13:04,945 --> 01:13:06,077
Excuse me?
1327
01:13:06,077 --> 01:13:07,861
Thought we were following
my lead.
1328
01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:09,254
We were engaged.
1329
01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:13,127
Wait, you two are engaged?
1330
01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,522
I think what she means is that
1331
01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:19,351
we are engaged
in the first stages...
1332
01:13:19,351 --> 01:13:21,527
We were supposed to get married
next week.
1333
01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:22,659
Or not.
1334
01:13:22,659 --> 01:13:24,095
What exactly
are we talking about?
1335
01:13:24,095 --> 01:13:25,966
We're talking about
you sleeping with my fiancé
1336
01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:27,751
because you were on
his stupid list.
1337
01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:30,667
Who's your fiancé?
1338
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:32,408
The guy you slept with
in New York
1339
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:35,019
when you were out there
doing those two huge movies.
1340
01:13:38,065 --> 01:13:40,546
- Matt?
- Yeah.
1341
01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:43,462
He was engaged?
1342
01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:48,249
I'm sorry.
1343
01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:51,296
Look, if I had known, trust me,
1344
01:13:51,296 --> 01:13:54,081
I would've spared my Louboutins
the climb to his walk-up.
1345
01:13:54,081 --> 01:13:58,259
Don't worry. Just a marriage
ruined for some fantasy night
1346
01:13:58,259 --> 01:13:59,957
with a medium-talent actress
1347
01:13:59,957 --> 01:14:01,915
who's only relevant
because of her...
1348
01:14:02,786 --> 01:14:05,441
very, very pretty face.
1349
01:14:06,137 --> 01:14:09,923
OK. You know,
I'm on a lot of people's lists.
1350
01:14:09,923 --> 01:14:13,536
So, maybe instead of
pointing the finger at me,
1351
01:14:13,536 --> 01:14:17,061
you should figure out
why your man acted on it.
1352
01:14:26,723 --> 01:14:28,855
- Hurricane Kenzie.
- Hmm.
1353
01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:31,945
Always leaving destruction
in her path.
1354
01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:34,600
Cute new girlfriend.
1355
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,124
- Yeah, she's great, right?
- Hmm.
1356
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:49,136
You OK?
1357
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,489
Did I drive Matt away?
1358
01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:58,624
No, no. Don't start with that,
OK? None of this is your fault.
1359
01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:04,500
I just feel like every decision
I make is the wrong one.
1360
01:15:06,632 --> 01:15:11,071
Look, I get it. I've been there.
1361
01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:16,163
You feel totally lost
and then something happens,
1362
01:15:16,163 --> 01:15:17,687
and suddenly you're not.
1363
01:15:19,471 --> 01:15:20,559
Hey.
1364
01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:24,694
Hey, I'm really sorry
about what happened back there.
1365
01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:28,785
Not what I was expecting,
but sure.
1366
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:35,748
Is this why you canceled?
1367
01:15:36,401 --> 01:15:40,100
- Jake. It's not like that.
- It kinda looks like that.
1368
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:43,277
- Kinda felt like that.
- Avon. Not helping.
1369
01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:45,671
So, this is the guy
you're marrying next week.
1370
01:15:45,671 --> 01:15:47,368
You're still engaged?
1371
01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:52,852
You and Matt like to chase
after celebrities so much,
1372
01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:54,637
maybe you two belong together.
1373
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:58,902
Jake. Wait, I... I should go.
1374
01:15:58,902 --> 01:16:01,818
- Um, great lips.
- All right.
1375
01:16:01,818 --> 01:16:03,210
Jake.
1376
01:16:04,864 --> 01:16:08,302
You have a fascinating
love life, Abby.
1377
01:16:11,001 --> 01:16:12,393
Jake.
1378
01:16:34,502 --> 01:16:36,330
Jake.
1379
01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:39,638
Please call me. I really
want to talk and explain.
1380
01:16:39,638 --> 01:16:41,814
I leave in a few days, and...
1381
01:16:42,423 --> 01:16:43,642
Hey, Abby.
1382
01:16:47,254 --> 01:16:48,604
Hi.
1383
01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:52,085
Could we go somewhere and talk?
1384
01:16:52,782 --> 01:16:54,174
Uh, yeah.
1385
01:16:58,657 --> 01:17:00,746
Sorry for surprising you
like this.
1386
01:17:00,746 --> 01:17:03,270
You weren't picking up
any of my calls.
1387
01:17:05,664 --> 01:17:07,797
Our wedding planner
called yesterday.
1388
01:17:07,797 --> 01:17:10,626
She was checking on the set list
for the band.
1389
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,671
- About the wedding, I just...
- Wait.
1390
01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:14,368
Just before you say anything.
1391
01:17:15,456 --> 01:17:16,632
I just...
1392
01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:21,506
I don't want this to be
the thing that ends us.
1393
01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:24,944
If there is any small part
of you
1394
01:17:24,944 --> 01:17:26,293
that still wants to marry me,
1395
01:17:26,293 --> 01:17:28,644
please give me a chance
to make this right.
1396
01:17:28,992 --> 01:17:30,646
Why would I do that, Matt?
1397
01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:36,129
Because even if you don't think
I deserve a chance,
1398
01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:38,436
we deserve one.
1399
01:17:41,047 --> 01:17:42,222
Five years.
1400
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:44,877
We were together for five years.
1401
01:17:44,877 --> 01:17:47,837
And what? You throw it
for a stupid one-night stand?
1402
01:17:49,229 --> 01:17:51,492
Look, if...
1403
01:17:51,928 --> 01:17:54,626
If you decide that you don't
want to speak to me again,
1404
01:17:54,626 --> 01:17:55,975
I'll respect that.
1405
01:17:56,933 --> 01:17:58,238
But then I want the last thing
1406
01:17:58,238 --> 01:18:00,545
you hear from me
to be these vows.
1407
01:18:01,111 --> 01:18:03,113
Because whether
we get married or not,
1408
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:06,203
this is how I will always feel.
1409
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:16,996
"Abby, when we first met,
it was love at first sight.
1410
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:19,695
Then over the next few years,
1411
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,610
I learned that the only thing
better than love at first sight
1412
01:18:23,176 --> 01:18:24,743
was love at every sight.
1413
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:29,356
- You are a perfectionist."
1414
01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:31,924
"And somehow, I still managed
1415
01:18:31,924 --> 01:18:34,448
to get you to say yes
to marrying me.
1416
01:18:36,233 --> 01:18:38,104
So, I know now
1417
01:18:38,104 --> 01:18:41,325
that I don't have to be perfect
for us to be.
1418
01:18:42,326 --> 01:18:47,723
But I will spend the rest of
our days trying to be for you."
1419
01:18:51,988 --> 01:18:54,033
Do you really mean all that?
1420
01:18:54,686 --> 01:18:56,209
Every word.
1421
01:18:56,819 --> 01:19:00,518
I just... I just don't know if I
can go through with the wedding.
1422
01:19:00,518 --> 01:19:02,433
We will push it off.
1423
01:19:03,216 --> 01:19:06,524
Abby, we have
the rest of our lives together.
1424
01:19:07,699 --> 01:19:09,962
That's the part
that I wanna get right.
1425
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,138
OK?
1426
01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:14,793
OK.
1427
01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:17,448
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1428
01:19:18,666 --> 01:19:19,755
OK.
1429
01:19:30,591 --> 01:19:33,638
We will figure it all out
when you're back in New York.
1430
01:19:35,379 --> 01:19:40,340
- Sorry. I'm just not ready.
- It's OK.
1431
01:19:43,126 --> 01:19:44,867
Hold me.
1432
01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:49,785
Goodnight.
1433
01:19:51,961 --> 01:19:53,092
Came all the way out here,
1434
01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:54,833
you still can't escape
a walk-up, huh?
1435
01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:00,926
So, everything with Kenzie Scott
1436
01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:03,320
happened the night
we got engaged?
1437
01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:06,149
You really wanna talk about that
right now?
1438
01:20:06,149 --> 01:20:09,195
Well, I just realized you were
living in your own place then.
1439
01:20:09,195 --> 01:20:10,544
The high-rise.
1440
01:20:11,763 --> 01:20:13,634
Yeah. So?
1441
01:20:14,461 --> 01:20:16,724
I just ran into Kenzie
at the party,
1442
01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:18,639
and she mentioned
you having a walk-up.
1443
01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:23,688
I...
1444
01:20:25,951 --> 01:20:28,258
It wasn't just that night,
was it?
1445
01:20:29,476 --> 01:20:31,870
It was also at our place
after you moved in.
1446
01:20:35,265 --> 01:20:37,833
How many times
did you sleep with her, Matt?
1447
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:41,227
Abby, I'm sorry.
1448
01:20:41,227 --> 01:20:44,578
- I can't believe you.
- I promise. It's over. Abby.
1449
01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:49,496
- Fuck. Fuck.
1450
01:21:26,359 --> 01:21:29,145
Excuse me.
What do you think you're doing?
1451
01:21:29,145 --> 01:21:32,104
- Uh...
- You can't just throw rocks.
1452
01:21:32,104 --> 01:21:33,627
You could've hurt someone.
1453
01:21:33,627 --> 01:21:36,239
I mean, they're pretty far away.
1454
01:21:37,457 --> 01:21:39,633
I'm sorry!
1455
01:21:54,822 --> 01:21:56,128
Go.
1456
01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:22,415
Anything from Jake?
1457
01:22:25,505 --> 01:22:28,552
Maybe this is just
a really twisted road
1458
01:22:28,552 --> 01:22:30,162
to you ending up
with Oscar Isaac.
1459
01:22:33,470 --> 01:22:36,386
Chloe, I never really
got a chance to thank you.
1460
01:22:37,213 --> 01:22:40,607
Abby, you're my best friend.
You never have to.
1461
01:22:41,565 --> 01:22:43,393
Plus, selfishly, I had no chance
1462
01:22:43,393 --> 01:22:45,438
to get back with Sam
without you.
1463
01:22:45,438 --> 01:22:48,398
I always knew
you two would end up together.
1464
01:22:48,398 --> 01:22:49,703
No, you didn't.
1465
01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:51,923
Literally was expecting
a restraining order.
1466
01:22:51,923 --> 01:22:53,533
Yep. That tracks.
1467
01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:55,448
What's for breakfast?
1468
01:22:55,448 --> 01:22:57,711
Oh, the Chloe Breakfast Special.
1469
01:22:57,711 --> 01:23:01,759
- Mmm. I love Cheerios.
1470
01:23:01,759 --> 01:23:03,848
Anything you want to do
before your flight today?
1471
01:23:04,544 --> 01:23:06,068
Not to be boring,
1472
01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:07,808
but I think I'm just gonna
get to the airport early.
1473
01:23:07,808 --> 01:23:09,593
I have a meeting for the mayor
when I land
1474
01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:12,552
and I haven't even thought of
the hook for his speech yet.
1475
01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:15,599
Oh, shoot. That reminds me.
Um, where...
1476
01:23:15,599 --> 01:23:16,861
Oh!
1477
01:23:18,167 --> 01:23:20,343
This came in the mail for you.
1478
01:23:27,741 --> 01:23:29,308
Holy shit, he did it.
1479
01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:32,050
Let's clip in, everyone.
1480
01:23:34,444 --> 01:23:36,272
You again.
1481
01:23:36,272 --> 01:23:39,405
Maybe the Mommy and Me class
is more your speed.
1482
01:23:39,405 --> 01:23:43,366
- But I'm not a mom.
- I was thinking more the Me.
1483
01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:48,023
Hey.
1484
01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:52,505
- Look, I really don't...
- No, hey. I get it.
1485
01:23:53,637 --> 01:23:55,073
But I just, I really don't like
1486
01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:56,683
how things went down
the other night.
1487
01:23:56,683 --> 01:23:58,990
It's fine. And honestly,
what you said...
1488
01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:01,340
- Was totally out of line.
- No.
1489
01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:03,777
You were right.
1490
01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:07,042
I was avoiding
the real reason Matt did it.
1491
01:24:07,694 --> 01:24:10,915
Turns out, it's because
he's an asshole
1492
01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:13,831
who never really cared
about me, so...
1493
01:24:13,831 --> 01:24:15,485
You girls recognize these?
1494
01:24:15,485 --> 01:24:17,791
They're called seats.
Now take one.
1495
01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:19,663
Isn't Jake
usually in this class?
1496
01:24:19,663 --> 01:24:21,230
Hasn't missed one in two years.
1497
01:24:21,230 --> 01:24:22,883
Said he had
some kind of meeting.
1498
01:24:22,883 --> 01:24:24,798
The Sight Sealing pitch.
1499
01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:31,283
All right, everyone.
It's time to grind.
1500
01:24:41,685 --> 01:24:43,513
Need a ride?
1501
01:24:44,427 --> 01:24:45,950
- Really?
- Come on.
1502
01:24:45,950 --> 01:24:47,778
We'll be like
Thelma and Louise.
1503
01:24:47,778 --> 01:24:49,562
Don't they drive off a cliff?
1504
01:24:49,562 --> 01:24:51,912
I can get you there
in 15 minutes.
1505
01:24:51,912 --> 01:24:54,263
Great. OK.
1506
01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,572
OK.
1507
01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:02,793
So, where are we going?
1508
01:25:04,447 --> 01:25:07,450
Vanderton Capital.
- Here we go.
1509
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:18,374
Sight Sealing
forces you to stop,
1510
01:25:18,374 --> 01:25:20,158
literally take in
the air around you
1511
01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:24,119
and preserve the moments that
you want to hold on to forever.
1512
01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:26,991
So, it's just...
1513
01:25:26,991 --> 01:25:28,601
- air in a bottle?
- Uh...
1514
01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:32,779
Yes. Yes,
but the air is a novelty.
1515
01:25:34,912 --> 01:25:38,698
But ultimately, it's ten bucks
for a bottle of air, right?
1516
01:25:40,744 --> 01:25:42,224
I just want you to know
1517
01:25:42,224 --> 01:25:44,226
that if I'd had any idea
he was in a relationship,
1518
01:25:44,226 --> 01:25:46,315
- there is no...
- Look, Kenzie Scott...
1519
01:25:46,315 --> 01:25:49,100
- Just Kenzie's fine.
- OK, Kenzie...
1520
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,624
Mm, actually,
can you do Kenzie Scott?
1521
01:25:51,624 --> 01:25:53,278
I
do like it better.
1522
01:25:54,236 --> 01:25:56,238
Are you sure
we're going the right way?
1523
01:25:56,238 --> 01:25:58,414
I feel like
we passed that gas station.
1524
01:25:58,414 --> 01:26:00,416
Yeah,
but the last time we passed it,
1525
01:26:00,416 --> 01:26:01,678
it was on the other side.
1526
01:26:05,203 --> 01:26:07,858
It seems like it would be
more successful in New York.
1527
01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:10,513
- Why not launch it there?
- Uh, yes.
1528
01:26:10,513 --> 01:26:12,428
Uh, I thought about that.
1529
01:26:12,428 --> 01:26:16,258
Um, it's... There's... a lot of,
like, bureaucratic red tape
1530
01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:19,304
in New York with the landmarks.
1531
01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:21,872
You know, it's the, um...
1532
01:26:21,872 --> 01:26:23,787
I agree. Yeah, it would...
It would...
1533
01:26:23,787 --> 01:26:25,702
It would do well in New York.
1534
01:26:25,702 --> 01:26:28,966
I did think of that. Um...
1535
01:26:28,966 --> 01:26:30,620
Honestly, I'm past all of it.
1536
01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:34,363
My mind's on other things now.
That's what this is about.
1537
01:26:34,363 --> 01:26:36,365
All right. Then go get him.
1538
01:26:38,105 --> 01:26:39,455
Wait. Why are we stopped?
1539
01:26:39,455 --> 01:26:41,805
Oh, yeah, we've been here
for five minutes.
1540
01:26:41,805 --> 01:26:42,936
Jesus!
1541
01:27:05,350 --> 01:27:07,396
I agree.
I think it would be smarter
1542
01:27:07,396 --> 01:27:09,702
to launch
in New York and California.
1543
01:27:09,702 --> 01:27:11,182
Sorry to interrupt
but I have something
1544
01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:12,357
that will make Sight Sealing
1545
01:27:12,357 --> 01:27:14,054
an even more
compelling investment.
1546
01:27:14,054 --> 01:27:16,883
Mr. Barbiero, what is this?
1547
01:27:16,883 --> 01:27:19,712
I'm sorry. I couldn't leave
without giving you this.
1548
01:27:27,503 --> 01:27:30,245
Hey. Hey. Abby.
1549
01:27:31,115 --> 01:27:32,377
You forgot this.
1550
01:27:33,683 --> 01:27:35,772
You're Kenzie Scott. Oh, man.
1551
01:27:35,772 --> 01:27:37,730
- I'm a huge fan.
- Oh.
1552
01:27:37,730 --> 01:27:39,428
You were great
in that cave movie.
1553
01:27:39,428 --> 01:27:40,994
Thank you.
1554
01:27:44,868 --> 01:27:47,218
- Abby, what are you doing here?
- I spent the last few weeks
1555
01:27:47,218 --> 01:27:48,654
chasing some stupid list
1556
01:27:48,654 --> 01:27:50,656
instead of seeing
what was right in front of me.
1557
01:27:51,353 --> 01:27:54,094
Excuse me. What is this?
1558
01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:58,577
This is written permission from
Mayor Capozzi for Sight Sealing
1559
01:27:58,577 --> 01:28:00,753
to use any New York City landmark.
1560
01:28:00,753 --> 01:28:02,407
- What?
- And that's just the beginning.
1561
01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:04,844
Let me tell you something
about this man.
1562
01:28:04,844 --> 01:28:07,282
He is not just a visionary.
1563
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:14,114
He is the most passionate, yet
grounded person I have ever met.
1564
01:28:14,114 --> 01:28:18,205
And I have seen him
take a company
1565
01:28:18,205 --> 01:28:22,297
that was utterly lost and broken
1566
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:25,430
and give it purpose again.
1567
01:28:27,867 --> 01:28:30,392
And sure, maybe that company
was a little misguided
1568
01:28:30,392 --> 01:28:32,132
in trying to sleep
with famous companies
1569
01:28:32,132 --> 01:28:34,352
to get back at the evil company
it used to be linked to, but...
1570
01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:35,919
Are they still talking
about the bottles?
1571
01:28:35,919 --> 01:28:37,747
- Who knows?
- You have a choice.
1572
01:28:37,747 --> 01:28:39,183
Do you wanna invest in a startup
1573
01:28:39,183 --> 01:28:41,316
that will take the souvenir
industry by storm?
1574
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:43,970
This could be the very moment
that defines the future of...
1575
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,843
What's this firm again?
1576
01:28:46,843 --> 01:28:49,672
- Abby, they already said yes.
- Wait, what?
1577
01:28:49,672 --> 01:28:52,457
We're launching with the
Hollywood Air bottle next month.
1578
01:28:55,286 --> 01:28:56,592
What do you think about
1579
01:28:56,592 --> 01:28:58,768
also launching the Empire State
Building bottle?
1580
01:28:58,768 --> 01:29:01,031
We'd have to talk about
increasing the seed money.
1581
01:29:01,031 --> 01:29:03,773
Get the fuck outta here.
Sorry. Yes.
1582
01:29:03,773 --> 01:29:06,253
Yes. Amazing.
1583
01:29:08,212 --> 01:29:10,345
What the hell are these things?
1584
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:12,477
Um...
1585
01:29:12,477 --> 01:29:15,132
I can't believe you got
the mayor to do all this.
1586
01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:16,655
Kind of a big deal.
1587
01:29:17,482 --> 01:29:19,702
Hey, did you...
1588
01:29:19,702 --> 01:29:22,618
Did you... Did you really mean
everything you said in there?
1589
01:29:22,618 --> 01:29:23,923
Of course.
1590
01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:26,709
You know I was the company, right?
1591
01:29:26,709 --> 01:29:28,537
You were? Of course I knew.
1592
01:29:36,588 --> 01:29:38,721
Did somebody say,
"Race to the airport?"
1593
01:29:39,243 --> 01:29:41,985
No, no one said that.
I'm gonna call a car.
1594
01:29:41,985 --> 01:29:43,856
Smart. I probably
shouldn't drive
1595
01:29:43,856 --> 01:29:45,292
since I don't have a license.
1596
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:51,995
- Abby.
- Yeah?
1597
01:29:54,737 --> 01:29:57,566
The car pickup is on
the other side of the building.
1598
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:03,049
OK, OK, OK.
1599
01:30:15,975 --> 01:30:18,630
- So many stairs!
- I know.
1600
01:30:22,939 --> 01:30:24,462
Short Stack.
1601
01:30:26,072 --> 01:30:27,770
You gotta be kidding me.
1602
01:30:29,902 --> 01:30:31,861
OK. All right.
1603
01:30:41,697 --> 01:30:43,525
Don't worry. I got it.
1604
01:30:43,525 --> 01:30:45,483
- Wasn't worried.
- Yeah.
1605
01:30:53,535 --> 01:30:55,537
You need a child seat
back there?
1606
01:31:02,108 --> 01:31:04,110
Hey. I hope
you made your flight.
1607
01:31:04,110 --> 01:31:06,591
Sounds like I'll be coming
to New York soon.
1608
01:31:06,591 --> 01:31:09,594
Can't wait to see
some of your favorite spots.
1609
01:31:09,594 --> 01:31:11,770
Oh, and good luck
at the big meeting.
1610
01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:13,119
If it doesn't go well,
1611
01:31:13,119 --> 01:31:14,643
I can always barge in
and save the day,
1612
01:31:14,643 --> 01:31:17,950
because, you know,
I guess I owe you one.
1613
01:31:40,190 --> 01:31:42,497
Please turn off
all electronic devices.
1614
01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:44,586
Once airborne,
the captain will let you know
1615
01:31:44,586 --> 01:31:47,371
when you can use
approved electronic devices.
1616
01:31:47,371 --> 01:31:49,460
Please review
the in-flight magazine
1617
01:31:49,460 --> 01:31:51,375
for a list of approved devices.
1618
01:31:58,556 --> 01:32:00,471
They never hold the plane
for me.
1619
01:32:01,037 --> 01:32:02,038
Sorry?
1620
01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:03,866
They delayed
us to let someone on.
1621
01:32:03,866 --> 01:32:05,650
I mean, it must be
someone important.
1622
01:32:08,610 --> 01:32:11,177
Excuse me.
1623
01:32:12,091 --> 01:32:15,965
Hi. Is that Oscar Isaac
in first class?
1624
01:32:16,313 --> 01:32:17,967
We're really not supposed
to say.
1625
01:32:19,795 --> 01:32:22,885
Oscar Isaac?
Oh, my God, he's on my list.
1626
01:32:22,885 --> 01:32:24,321
- What list?
- You know.
1627
01:32:24,321 --> 01:32:26,366
My list of celebrities
I can sleep with.
1628
01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:28,412
I didn't know you had a list.
1629
01:32:28,412 --> 01:32:30,849
Of course I have a list.
Monogamy 101.
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