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(rock music)
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- Hey, what you doing?
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- Oh, I was just
thanking your friends,
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Jan and Elsa, for
inviting us over.
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- Oh, I knew you'd love them.
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What did you write?
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Dear Jan and Elsa, thank
you for having us over.
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I especially enjoyed the.
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- That's where i got stuck.
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- You don't like Jan and Elsa?
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- Oh, they're just not my type.
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I don't know, maybe it
was the creepy tapestries,
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or her lecturing me on how
Americans over clean themselves,
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or how they named their
poodles Jan and Elsa.
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- That's supposed to be ironic.
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- What's ironic is that the
dogs smell better than them.
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- Fine, fine.
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I just thought it would be nice
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to have some friends in common.
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- Oh, come on, we
have Finch and Nina.
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- You sure people can read it?
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- Go get 'em.
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- Dennis, three things.
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First, take the sign off Nina.
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Second, I'd like to apologize.
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I know I've been obsessing over
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what to get Donald
Trump for his birthday,
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and I may have been a
little gruff with you lately.
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- Not at all, you've been
a huge pain in the ass.
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- Well, I appreciate that.
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And third, I have
finally found the gift.
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- Oh, thank god.
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- Voila!
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A piece of cinema history.
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Peter Fonda's bike
helmet from Easy Rider.
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- That is perfect, I'll
wrap it immediately.
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Choose a ribbon.
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Okay.
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- Is this gonna blow
him away, or what?
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- Well, it's nice.
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- Nice?
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- Nina!
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- What do you mean, nice?
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- Well, it's a little like what
Trump gave you last year.
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You know, the hat John
Wayne wore in True Grit.
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- Oh, my god, you're right.
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It's the same thing
only not as good.
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- No, no, no, check this out.
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See how cool it is?
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Picture it as a
cowboy hat and, bam!
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I look stupid, right?
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- I'm screwed.
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- Oh, Jack, don't you
think you're overreacting?
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- I can't help it.
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Both our birthdays
are next week,
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and every year Trump gets
me a better gift than I get him,
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and then he rubs my face
in it at our poker game.
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Sometimes he even
does a little dance.
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- Jack, you gotta get... (thuds)
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(rock music)
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- I'm going to go
out on a limb here,
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and I say the kettle on
page 47 symbolizes not life,
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nor even hope, but
rather the hope for life.
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- Wow.
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I picked a great night to bring
you to my book club, huh?
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Oh, come on, admit it.
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You thought it was
going to be boring.
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Hey, I'm not putting
down your friends,
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it's just isn't it fun to be
with people we both like?
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People with
passion, ideas, and...
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Are you drooling?
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Elliott?
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- I'm up, I'm up.
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I was having a nightmare.
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No, I wasn't.
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- Excuse us for a
moment, please.
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- No talking about the book.
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That has to be done
in front of the group.
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- I'm sorry, it was a boring
discussion about a boring book.
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- Boring?
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It's Angela's Ashes!
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- Oh, please, we're starving,
dad's drunk, we're starving.
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- Oh, I see.
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You're just too cool
to be in a book club.
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- No, I describe
it as too alive.
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- You know, we don't need your
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superior attitude around here.
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- Oh, no, what will I
do with my evening?
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- You could go spend it
with your Eurotrash friends,
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Jan and Smelsa.
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- I'm gonna go do
something more fun
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like help fold
T-shirts at the gap!
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Hey, thanks a lot,
I got a lot out of it.
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- Sea breeze, light ice.
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So, Ethan, how's Trump
treating you, buddy?
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- Ha, he's on this
new egg-whites thing.
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He thinks it'll cut
down on his dandruff.
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- Jack's binging on sweet rolls.
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He thinks cinnamon
will help his night vision.
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I don't know.
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- Ah, why do we stay with them?
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- It ain't for the
gratitude, brother.
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Mm-mm.
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Okay.
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Yo, Tony, how's larry
king treating you, buddy?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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- Hey, well at least the
birthday crisis is over.
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- Oh, Trump found
a gift for Jack?
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- Thank god, yes.
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Now maybe he'll stop
being such a grouch
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and go back to
chasing show girls.
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Has Jack found a gift?
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- Not yet.
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- Is he wigging out?
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- What do you think?
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- A suit of armor
with a built-in stereo?
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- No!
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- I just wanna go home!
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- Sit down!
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- Oh, it's making him crazy!
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He's taking it out on
everyone in the office,
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especially me.
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- I hear ya.
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- And the whole
thing is so stupid.
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They don't even like each other.
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It's just to see, who's smarter?
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Who can be more creative?
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Who's richer?
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- Well, we both
know who's richer.
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- On paper, maybe!
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Hey, I'm sorry,
man, it's a long day.
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- Hey, my bad.
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So what's Trump getting him?
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- It's the gold
cigarette lighter
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that JFK gave to Frank Sinatra.
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- Oh, my god, that is so cool.
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Really?
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Eh, poor Jack,
that's gonna kill him.
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- He's negotiating
with a private collector.
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The deal's gonna close tomorrow.
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- Hmm.
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Hey, Joanne, how's
Martha Stewart?
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Poor thing.
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Do you ever think
about getting out, Ethan?
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Living like regular people?
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- I don't know.
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Assisting a regular person?
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- No, no, I mean not
being an assistant at all.
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- You mean being a butler?
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- Forget it.
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- Yeah, and I'm
really, really sorry.
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- It's okay.
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- I mean, if I could stay
awake during high school math,
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you'd think I could manage to...
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- Apology accepted.
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- Right, right.
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- Oh, I guess I'm just like you.
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I wanted my friends
to become our friends.
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- Hey, there's no law that says
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that we have to depend
on other people to have fun.
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- You're right.
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- I mean, sometimes couples
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hide behind other
couples as a crutch.
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- And you know why?
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It's those damn
beer commercials.
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Large groups on the beach,
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big bonfires, like
that ever happens.
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- Hey, how about
tonight, just the two of us,
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we go out for a nice dinner?
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- I heard about this
great place in Soho.
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They've got a hot
new chef, swing band,
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big dance floor.
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- Ooh, you know
how to swing dance?
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- No, don't you?
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- No, but we can learn.
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- Okay, but let's go early.
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- Why?
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- Cause I really hate it when
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people crowd
right up against me.
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- I know what you mean.
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They can hear
everything you're saying.
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- Okay, the models are
wearing sherbet colored sweaters
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while eating sherbet.
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So orange sherbet,
orange sweater.
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Peach sherbet, peach sweater.
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- Yes, yes.
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Peach.
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Beach sand.
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Sandy Duncan.
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Dunkin Doughnuts.
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What if I get Trump the
world's biggest donut?
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- Why, Jack, it's perfect.
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- You said that
the past 50 times.
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- Well, why won't
you believe me?
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- I'm sorry. we have
an issue to put out.
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I need to focus.
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- Thank you.
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- Focus.
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Hocus.
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Hocus pocus.
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- Why, Jack, it's perfect.
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- I didn't get to the idea yet!
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- Please, I just
want it to be over.
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- Jack, your lawyer wants
you to sign some of this.
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- What, speak up!
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- What's the matter with you?
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- Hangover.
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Sea breeze is a
demanding mistress.
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I told Ethan we should've
split the second one.
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- Ethan, Trump's secretary?
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- Not secretary, assistant.
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- Wait!
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Did he say what Trump
was gonna get me?
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- Please, don't you think
we have better things to do
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with our free time than talk
about the guys we work for?
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- You just gave
yourself away, boy.
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- Have a seat, Dennis.
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- I can't tell you
guys anything.
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It'd be a violation of our code.
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- What code?
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- The assistants' code.
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Anything we tell each other
about work is confidential.
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If I told you about the gift,
it would ruin my reputation.
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- Oh, for god's sakes!
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A reputation is no big deal.
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I've had mine
since seventh grade.
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Well, if anything,
it's held me back.
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- Look, Dennis, I
admire your integrity, but,
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technically, you won't
be breaking a confidence
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because as soon as
Trump gives me the gift
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I'm gonna know anyway, right?
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- I guess.
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- So telling me now just
gives me a benchmark
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to help me choose a better gift.
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- Oh, Jack, I don't know.
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- Oh, I know
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It makes so much
sense it's scary.
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- But if this ever
got back to Ethan,
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- It won't.
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- But if it ever did.
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- It won't.
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- But if there's any chance...
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- All right, spill it, squirt!
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I will not spend the rest of my
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mid-to-late 30s in this office!
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- You mean you
actually fell asleep
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at the book group?
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- With his mouth open.
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- Well, in my dream I
was screaming for help.
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- Oh, oh.
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- We understand exactly
what you're going through.
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When we were first dating,
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Lori made me go to
her wreath-making class.
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- Forget it.
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- Oh, Ben, look
who's at the bar.
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- Oh, yeah, this guy donates
a lot of money to the museum.
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I better go grovel.
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00:11:12,576 --> 00:11:16,022
- [Both] So how long
have you been together?
260
00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:18,491
- Well, 12 years.
How about you two?
261
00:11:18,515 --> 00:11:19,825
- About a month?
262
00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:21,528
- Or two if you count
the evening we spent
263
00:11:21,552 --> 00:11:23,051
with Jan and Elsa.
264
00:11:26,323 --> 00:11:28,168
- Oh, uh, Ben's
giving me the signal.
265
00:11:28,192 --> 00:11:31,638
I better go rescue
him I'll be right back.
266
00:11:31,662 --> 00:11:33,206
- They're really nice.
267
00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:34,541
- Yeah, I like them, too.
268
00:11:34,565 --> 00:11:35,908
And I love that
they have a signal.
269
00:11:35,932 --> 00:11:38,200
We should get one of those.
270
00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:41,581
- All right, I'll work on that.
271
00:11:41,605 --> 00:11:42,848
- Do you think it
would be too weird
272
00:11:42,872 --> 00:11:45,017
if we asked them to
do something with us?
273
00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:46,352
- Are you sure,
we just met them.
274
00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:47,920
- I know, but I have a
good feeling about them,
275
00:11:47,944 --> 00:11:49,389
and they wouldn't be
your friends or my friends,
276
00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:51,257
they'd be our friends.
277
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:52,992
- And what happened to
we don't need other people?
278
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,527
- Oh, you know I was lying!
279
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:58,030
I want my life to be like
those beer commercials.
280
00:11:58,054 --> 00:12:02,056
- Well, I think we just
got another sarcophagus.
281
00:12:08,432 --> 00:12:10,610
- Listen, we have to go, but...
282
00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:12,078
- Oh, right.
283
00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:14,013
Well, we were wondering.
284
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:17,450
You know, it seems like
we're hitting it off really great,
285
00:12:17,474 --> 00:12:19,051
I mean, you know, we
don't want to be too forward.
286
00:12:19,075 --> 00:12:21,487
- Please go out with us.
287
00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:23,022
- I'm sorry?
288
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,325
- Well, we just hate to leave
here and never see you again.
289
00:12:25,349 --> 00:12:27,193
- I mean, I have no
idea if you'd be into this,
290
00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:30,196
but we were talking
about going to a swing club.
291
00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,220
- Really?
292
00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:35,401
Well, that's the signal for yes.
293
00:12:35,425 --> 00:12:36,236
- We'd love to.
294
00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,970
- Oh, great.
295
00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:39,405
Okay, here's my number.
296
00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:41,574
Give me a call and
we'll work out the details.
297
00:12:41,598 --> 00:12:43,809
- Okay, sounds great.
298
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,010
- Great.
299
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:45,811
- Bye, bye.
300
00:12:45,835 --> 00:12:47,179
Until tonight.
301
00:12:47,203 --> 00:12:48,203
- Terrific.
302
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,818
- Wow, they seemed so straight.
303
00:12:52,842 --> 00:12:54,954
I'd never guess
they were swingers.
304
00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:56,456
- True.
305
00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:00,014
But that's what everybody
always says about us.
306
00:13:11,728 --> 00:13:14,641
- So I was thinking we could
do a piece on women astronauts
307
00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:17,310
who they are, how
did they get there...
308
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:21,013
- What lingerie do they
wear back on earth?
309
00:13:21,037 --> 00:13:21,847
- I like that.
310
00:13:21,871 --> 00:13:23,283
- Elliot.
311
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:27,086
- Hey, it's our tax dollars,
we deserve to know.
312
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,221
- Oh, my god, my taxes!
313
00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:30,345
Oh, screw it.
314
00:13:32,882 --> 00:13:34,394
- Dennis, you're late!
315
00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:36,496
- Jack, can I speak to you
in your office right away?
316
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,130
- I'm in the middle
of a meeting!
317
00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:39,654
- Fine, I'll wait.
318
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:45,226
So back to the
summer issue (whirs)
319
00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:48,408
if we're gonna go
towards bathing suits
320
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:51,866
(pencil sharpener whirs)
321
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:57,650
I was thinking of a
board... (whirring)
322
00:13:57,674 --> 00:14:00,052
Dennis, I think it's sharp now.
323
00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:03,244
- Sharp enough to
stab me in the back?
324
00:14:05,549 --> 00:14:07,281
- Alright, my office.
325
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,784
Keep brainstorming.
326
00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:14,233
- If we stop working,
are you gonna tell?
327
00:14:14,257 --> 00:14:15,335
- But we have so
much work to do!
328
00:14:15,359 --> 00:14:16,569
- Maya!
329
00:14:16,593 --> 00:14:17,593
- No.
330
00:14:19,363 --> 00:14:21,106
- You stole Trump's gift idea!
331
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,242
- Not true, I used
it as a benchmark.
332
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:24,744
- No, you didn't.
333
00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:28,214
You outbid him on the lighter,
and then you gave it to him!
334
00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:30,650
- Dennis, Dennis, grow up.
335
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,618
You told me about
the perfect gift,
336
00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:37,557
it was still on the market, we
both knew I was gonna buy it.
337
00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:38,924
- I didn't!
338
00:14:38,948 --> 00:14:41,327
And now my friends
will never trust me again!
339
00:14:41,351 --> 00:14:43,463
- But I doubled my trust in you,
340
00:14:43,487 --> 00:14:45,297
so you see, it all evens out.
341
00:14:45,321 --> 00:14:47,433
- No, it doesn't even out!
342
00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:49,802
You can't fast-talk
your way out of this one.
343
00:14:49,826 --> 00:14:51,537
- Come on, Mya.
344
00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:52,794
I mean, Dennis.
345
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:59,178
Aren't you being
a little dramatic?
346
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:03,583
- Don't tell me I'm being
dramatic 'cause you weren't there.
347
00:15:03,607 --> 00:15:04,884
- I don't know what you
guys are talkin' about.
348
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:06,252
- Trump is furious at me.
349
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:09,455
He took away my
personal phone line
350
00:15:09,479 --> 00:15:12,480
Because he doesn't
trust me anymore.
351
00:15:14,017 --> 00:15:15,127
- Hey, there's gotta be some way
352
00:15:15,151 --> 00:15:16,061
we can straighten this out...
353
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,464
- Forget it, you're out!
354
00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:20,933
You broke the code, Dennis.
355
00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:24,837
You broke the code.
- Don't you say that.
356
00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:26,606
Broke the code! Don't say that.
357
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,207
- [All] Broke the code!
- [Dennis] Stop it!
358
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,510
- [All] Broke the code!
- [Dennis] Stop it!
359
00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:32,144
- [All] Broke the code!
360
00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:34,836
- Come on, they didn't chant it.
361
00:15:35,972 --> 00:15:37,082
- All right, I
made that part up,
362
00:15:37,106 --> 00:15:39,385
but it was still humiliating!
363
00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,053
- What do you want me to do?
364
00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:42,077
- Nothing.
365
00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:46,459
You know, you and I had a
code, but we don't anymore.
366
00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:49,094
I can never trust you again.
367
00:15:49,118 --> 00:15:50,763
Broke the code.
368
00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:52,398
Broke the code!
369
00:15:52,422 --> 00:15:54,133
Broke the code!
- Alright, I get it!
370
00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:56,324
Broke the code!
- Alright!
371
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:03,565
- Mm, this wine is excellent.
372
00:16:04,768 --> 00:16:06,178
And I love your apartment.
373
00:16:06,202 --> 00:16:07,012
- Oh, thanks.
374
00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:08,269
- And this dip.
375
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:13,586
- Calm down, honey,
they already like us.
376
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:15,988
- So, should we leave soon?
377
00:16:16,012 --> 00:16:17,590
- Now I'm getting nervous.
378
00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:18,591
It's our first time.
379
00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:20,693
- Your first time?
380
00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:22,194
- You know,
381
00:16:22,218 --> 00:16:26,298
a club might not be the
best place for beginners.
382
00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:27,500
- Really, why not?
383
00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:29,368
- Well, they're crowded,
384
00:16:29,392 --> 00:16:33,773
and frankly, there are
some real showboats.
385
00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,541
It can be a little intimidating.
386
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:36,476
- Oh, now see.
387
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,010
I was afraid of that.
388
00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:39,779
- Yeah, our first
time was in our home
389
00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,313
with a small group of people.
390
00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:44,216
Remember how the dog
kept jumping on everyone?
391
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,407
- Our little Jack Russell.
392
00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:51,190
- So, why don't we stay here?
393
00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:53,092
- Yeah, I don't want to
make a fool of myself.
394
00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:54,560
I hear it can get
pretty complicated.
395
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:57,218
- Oh, honey, only if you let it.
396
00:16:58,622 --> 00:16:59,866
- Well, I'm gonna
need to stretch,
397
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:01,567
'cause I pulled a
muscle at the gym.
398
00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:03,925
- Oh, I'm cool, I take yoga.
399
00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:07,496
- Jackpot.
400
00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:15,670
- Still here?
401
00:17:16,973 --> 00:17:18,450
- What else am I gonna do?
402
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:21,976
I got no place to hang
and no friends to hang with.
403
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,395
- Want to have dinner with me?
404
00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:31,931
- Like I said, I
have no friends.
405
00:17:31,955 --> 00:17:32,955
- I see.
406
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,290
Well, then, good night.
407
00:17:37,661 --> 00:17:38,726
- Good night.
408
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:44,465
Elevator's over there.
409
00:17:47,336 --> 00:17:48,480
- Dennis, I'm sorry.
410
00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:49,982
I don't know what happened.
411
00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:53,753
Every year this birthday
stuff makes me crazy,
412
00:17:53,777 --> 00:17:55,777
and I just went too far.
413
00:17:58,114 --> 00:18:02,283
I got so caught up in impressing
someone I don't care about
414
00:18:04,087 --> 00:18:06,754
I ended up hurting someone I do.
415
00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:12,426
- You just read
that off a post-it.
416
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:22,481
- Hey, this is very
important to me.
417
00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:24,839
I didn't want to mess it up.
418
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:27,309
- Whatever.
419
00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:30,823
- Dennis, what if I
go down to your bar
420
00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:33,158
and personally apologize?
421
00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:34,694
- Won't make any difference.
422
00:18:34,718 --> 00:18:37,730
- What if I told them I forced
you to break your code?
423
00:18:37,754 --> 00:18:39,065
- They'll still hate me.
424
00:18:39,089 --> 00:18:42,668
- What if I give each
of them $1,000?
425
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:45,504
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
426
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:47,707
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
427
00:18:47,731 --> 00:18:51,443
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
428
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:55,136
♪ Who didn't break the code
429
00:18:56,205 --> 00:18:57,650
- Is this enough room?
430
00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:58,851
- You tell me.
431
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,854
- Usually we work
around the furniture.
432
00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:03,489
- So, should we
put on some music?
433
00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:04,924
- Not too loud, though,
434
00:19:04,948 --> 00:19:06,325
or else my neighbors
will bang on the ceiling.
435
00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:08,861
- Well, we'll be
banging on the floor.
436
00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:10,451
- Yeah, girlfriend.
437
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:16,669
- Mm, you smell
like strawberries.
438
00:19:16,693 --> 00:19:18,270
- Oh, thanks.
439
00:19:18,294 --> 00:19:20,940
- You know, Maya is very sexy.
440
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:23,308
- Uh, yeah, thanks.
441
00:19:23,332 --> 00:19:25,778
- She really seems
like a lot of fun.
442
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:27,368
- Oh, yeah, she is.
443
00:19:29,973 --> 00:19:33,307
- Does my wife have
a sweet ass or what?
444
00:19:34,577 --> 00:19:35,655
- Excuse me?
445
00:19:35,679 --> 00:19:37,156
- She really
maintained her figure.
446
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:41,326
I guarantee you're going
to enjoy having sex with her.
447
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:44,085
(romantic music)
448
00:19:45,354 --> 00:19:46,866
- Isn't this a little too slow?
449
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,400
- It's all about the mood.
450
00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:51,025
- And the mood is getting rude.
451
00:19:52,929 --> 00:19:55,274
- Maya, I'd like to talk
to you in the bedroom.
452
00:19:55,298 --> 00:19:58,343
- I want to get some
shoes with better traction.
453
00:19:58,367 --> 00:19:59,367
- Oh, yeah!
454
00:20:00,904 --> 00:20:03,849
- Remember, Ben, pace yourself.
455
00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,039
Pace yourself.
456
00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:11,691
- Honey, I'm not sure we
chose our new friends wisely.
457
00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:14,459
- Oh, sweetie, they're not
gonna laugh at your dancing.
458
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,562
- No, Maya, they're swingers.
459
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:18,530
- I think the term
is swing dancers.
460
00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:22,389
- No, no, the term is
horny couple seeks same.
461
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,705
- You think these people
wanna have sex with us?
462
00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:28,662
- Quite badly, I'm
almost positive.
463
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:33,079
- Oh, I see what's going on.
464
00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,646
It's sad, really.
465
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:37,850
You're spent so much time
in your sleazy jet-set world
466
00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:42,221
you can't even recognize
nice, normal people.
467
00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:43,923
- What, Maya.
468
00:20:43,947 --> 00:20:46,547
- No, you do what you wanna do.
469
00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:49,361
I'm gonna go out there,
470
00:20:49,385 --> 00:20:53,454
I'm gonna learn something
new, have a little fun.
471
00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:10,950
We give them a half an hour,
472
00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:12,651
they do whatever they gotta do,
473
00:21:12,675 --> 00:21:16,844
and then we'll see if they
wanna go swing dancing.
474
00:21:21,151 --> 00:21:23,651
(swing music)
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