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We all want to be in control
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of how the world sees us.
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Sometimes we're tactful
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about what we show others.
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And sometimes we are tactless.
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There are times we wish
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we could have
shown ourselves differently.
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And then there are times
when the world sees us
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exactly how we want.
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No one
believes me, but it's better in the oven.
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They're turkey. Shan's off pork
and Gwen's off nitrates.
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And I was fasting.
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That's new.
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Who among us
hasn't tried to escape our lives
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from time to time?
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Or buried our heads in the sand
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to run from
an uncomfortable reality?
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You're gonna be late.
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Not if I don't go.
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- Your friends miss you, and...
- Who needs friends, or school,
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or clothes?
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Can't we just do this forever?
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Obie, no...
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That's why I'm here.
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To drag you kicking
and screaming
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into the harsh light of day
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until you finally
accept the truth.
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{\an8}Your image is something
you'll never have power over.
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{\an8}Show any face you want,
but know I'll expose them all.
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There's no hiding from me.
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"The inevitable death of..."
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I got the granola you like.
And the pistachio milk.
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Did you know this is made
in Fort Greene?
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You didn't have to do that.
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I know you're still reeling
from the other night.
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And while I can't condone
how you two handled yourselves,
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I can't imagine how shocking
it must have been finding out
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Monet invited your dad.
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Actually, that was
the most believable thing
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that happened that night, lol.
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I assume this means war?
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I'm gonna try
something more radical...
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letting it go.
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Please impart
this new found wisdom
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onto your sister,
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who's miraculously still asleep.
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- I'll go check...
- Oh, um, I'll go get her.
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I think I'd like a bagel,
actually.
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Bread on a weekday?
You have changed!
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I'll get one going.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Good morning.
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Up late again?
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Finishing a paper on Catch-22.
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Ever since Christmas it's like
you're your old self again.
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Even better, am I right?
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What do you think
about cooking tonight?
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We could each do a course?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm in.
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Me too.
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By the way, Sis,
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did you notice you're
all over the socials today?
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Monet! What the fuck?
Did you invite my dad?
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Why would you do that?
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You ruined it.
Like you ruined everything.
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Stop!
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Oh, I'm actually
not that hungry.
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That's the second day in a row.
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Maybe she already ate?
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You're still not dressed?
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No. I'm not going.
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Look, why don't you
just move in, all right?
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Your tutor can move in too.
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We can all
be homeschooled together.
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In our free period,
we can, uh...
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Why don't you wanna go? Julien?
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No, of course not. No, it's...
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Everyone.
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You know, they're just...
I mean, did you even read about
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what happened last weekend?
And that's not even, like, bad
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from where they're concerned.
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Yeah, I don't think
you give them enough credit.
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A lot of introspection seemed
to be happening over New Year's.
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Maybe they've changed.
Give it a day?
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Tomorrow is a day.
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My driver's downstairs.
How about we pick up Audrey
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and Aki on the way?
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Find out whose house they're at?
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Okay.
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Sam Francis sketch was a gift
from your mother, correct?
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A gift to me,
before we were married.
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- Okay, another one for you.
- Is that a dig?
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Not a dig. Just an observation.
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Maxy?
Honey, could you do me a favor
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and grab me a water?
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You don't wanna hear
this next bit.
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I'm gonna have to pretend
to put up a fight
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for pops's Nick Brandts
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so that he'll let me keep
the Haring.
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Yeah, sure.
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- Hey!
- Audrey,
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Aki, Obie, what a nice surprise.
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And you are...
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Grace Byron.
My pronouns are she/her.
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- And yours?
- Ah, fuck.
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He/him,
and thank you for asking.
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Thank you so much for having us.
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So, she ambushed us
on our way to come get you.
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Looks like you had a rough night.
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Yeah. Yeah, well, you said
to keep up the appearance
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I'm single,
so I'm keeping it up.
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Which probably means
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I won't be able
to free you later.
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Well, better than
the word getting out
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that you're suddenly celibate.
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That would raise
too many alarms.
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We have
some mutual friends, right?
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- Do we?
- Iris Lefferts?
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You're kidding.
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I'm dead serious.
Iris Lefferts and my mother
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are in the DAR together!
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The what?
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Uh, Daughters of the American
Revolution, it's...
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Words you probably
shouldn't say anymore?
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- It's an organization.
- For rich WASPs. Like Congress.
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Um, remember when I told you
they were meeting people
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to redesign Gramercy Park?
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Well, I was trying
to find a way in.
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Grace's mom's friend
is on the board.
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- Uh, Iris is notoriously...
- Particular?
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She warms up once you get
to know her,
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but let me put in a good word!
Forward me your proposal?
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Well, thank you.
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Otto, you found yourself
a good one here.
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Yeah.
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"Gossip Girl's meteoric rise
was fueled
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by its unflinching finger
on the pulse of high society,
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but she appears
to have flat lined.
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The tell-all source
told us nothing
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about the biggest showdown
since Nicki v. Cardi.
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"Has GG left the scene,
or has the scene left her?"
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I miss one scuffle
and it's over?
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All good things must come
to an end, right?
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And surprisingly, without a
suspension or a subpoena!
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But you're not really
buying this, right?
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I mean, it's nothing.
It's The Spectator,
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for God's sake. The amount
of tips I got this week alone...
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You accomplished
what you set out to do!
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Julien is a kinder, gentler,
albeit disgraced young woman
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who is off social media
and considering college.
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What else do you want?
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Once GG gets footage
of Camille admitting
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that she bribed Burton,
talk about front page news.
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It'll make The Spectator
look like a Substack.
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Do you really think
that Motorcycle Mike
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will give it to you?
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Even if he does,
the second it's on GG,
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he'll know how it got there.
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And why was he even in the room?
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Maybe he's a spy for Pfizer
in some sort of intricate game
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- of corporate espionage? Or...
- Or I could just ask him.
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Hey!
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- So, uh, about the other night...
- Let me guess.
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You want a cut
of the blackmail money?
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- Depends on how much it is.
- Look, that sabbatical I took?
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It was 'cause I reached
a breaking point
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with the corruption here.
I'd hoped post-Covid
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it would've subsided, but no,
I... I can still get a table
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at Lilia at a moment's notice.
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Hmm.
The true New York superpower.
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Yeah, granted
to me by supervillains.
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Someone needs to hold
these people accountable
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before we're all bought
and paid for.
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You might be the first person
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who could actually
take out Camille de Haan.
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She's just a victim
of a systemic disease
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that's been plaguing
these schools for years.
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What we heard the other night,
not even a tip of the iceberg.
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So, why not send it
in to Gossip Girl
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- and Titanic her ass?
- Well, from what I've read,
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Gossip Girl is more
the Titanic these days.
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Well, I believe so fully
in your mission statement,
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and I want in.
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Thanks, but I'd hate for you
to get caught up in this
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and get fired.
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I trust you'll keep this
between us?
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- You won't tell Gossip Girl?
- Mm, of course not!
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Keller.
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I starred a bunch
of people who tapped you
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who I think you'd like.
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Also I realized you were
incognito mode,
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so I switched your settings.
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It's because I'm exhausted.
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Can we please
not do this anymore?
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You said you understood
we need time.
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Yeah. Also,
it's not just about us.
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See, my mom, she's up
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for this big design job
at J Crew.
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So, a scandal
could overshadow that.
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Yeah, and my mom's throwing
a big Welcome-to-New-York party
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for former Princess Mako,
and I don't want that
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- to be overshadowed either.
- Yeah.
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Look, just pick three
that you like, okay?
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If you're too tired
to chat them up,
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then I'd be more than happy
to do so on your behalf.
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You know, I'm so glad to see
you guys all so happy together.
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Wasn't really sure
how things were left
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after New Year's, you know.
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- You and Max are...
- Uh, no...
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Yeah.
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That was kinda just for fun.
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Yeah, and it wasn't
even that fun.
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- Right. Yeah.
- Seriously.
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Oh, my God, look,
it's Julien with paparazzi?
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Will you take me
with you, please?
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One day, you promised.
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I'll be here to pick you up
after school like a mom.
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I know.
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And now something else
to talk about with my analyst!
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Bye.
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Julien, come on,
give us a little smile.
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Good, babe.
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Beautiful.
Come on, Julien.
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Right the...
Yes, right there, okay.
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Right,
I love that look. Yes!
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Oh, thank God you're here.
They followed me onto the M86!
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I don't know that equation.
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The bus, Luna.
They were outside Zoya's house
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and now they're still here!
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It's because
you're trending again,
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from Discord to Douyin.
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Who knew what everyone wanted
was to see a bunch of rich girls
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in white dresses
tear each other apart
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like it was
the next Ari Aster movie?
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That's the last thing
I want to be known for.
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Mm, second to last.
Let me remind you, this is good.
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Your dad may have been there,
but he's not on here.
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You're on your way
to being you again.
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Maybe infamous this time
instead of famous,
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but that's so much better.
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The Spectator called.
They're doing a spread
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for their Sunday magazine
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on the world's
most influential teens,
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and they're hoping
I can sway you to be the center.
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Well, what does that entail?
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You basically host
a luxe dinner party
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for six of your besties
for them to shoot
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and write about.
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If you don't do it,
they're gonna call Monet, Jules.
251
00:11:40,385 --> 00:11:42,151
It's you or her.
252
00:11:42,175 --> 00:11:44,987
Stop trying to pit us
against each other!
253
00:11:45,011 --> 00:11:47,239
There's no versus,
there's no war.
254
00:11:47,263 --> 00:11:49,492
What happened at the deb ball
blew up in her face.
255
00:11:49,516 --> 00:11:51,285
She's probably somewhere
with her tail between her legs.
256
00:11:51,309 --> 00:11:55,019
Kate... right?
257
00:11:56,564 --> 00:11:58,824
- Hi.
- Uh...
258
00:12:00,235 --> 00:12:03,964
Ms. Keller.
Uh, since when do you two...
259
00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:04,590
Complete strangers to us.
260
00:12:04,614 --> 00:12:06,675
Are you students here?
261
00:12:06,699 --> 00:12:07,636
Pippa Sykes.
262
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,554
- And Bianca Br...
- Transfer students, as of today.
263
00:12:10,578 --> 00:12:11,347
Um, so the teachers' entrance
264
00:12:11,371 --> 00:12:13,140
is just gonna
be around the back.
265
00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:15,611
That hasn't been enforced
since the 1940s.
266
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,785
And again today.
267
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,148
- I'm not a teacher.
- Your hair is.
268
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:22,277
And your clothes.
269
00:12:22,301 --> 00:12:24,985
In ten years, you're gonna
be digging through the racks
270
00:12:25,009 --> 00:12:28,489
at Screaming Mimi's
praying you find all of this.
271
00:12:28,513 --> 00:12:30,603
In ten years my EA might.
272
00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,702
Vintage on 14th street?
273
00:12:33,726 --> 00:12:34,620
If I wasn't
intermittent fasting,
274
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:36,244
I'd literally be throwing up
in my mouth.
275
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:42,716
Intermittent fasting is just
a rebranded eating disorder!
276
00:12:47,907 --> 00:12:49,387
Ever had a 300-dollar
heirloom carrot?
277
00:12:51,327 --> 00:12:53,224
- Can't say that I have.
- Well, you're in luck.
278
00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:56,016
Dan Barber is making room for us
at the Blue Hill upstate,
279
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,853
so there's a seat
at that farm-to-table
280
00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:00,087
with your name on it. You in?
281
00:13:01,087 --> 00:13:02,087
Um...
282
00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:11,264
Yeah.
My dad says we should have fun.
283
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:13,056
Ooh.
284
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:23,210
On the grid, I see?
285
00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:25,051
Still pent-up
after leaving me high
286
00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:27,506
and very dry last night?
287
00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:29,845
If you're not into this,
just tell me. I can take it.
288
00:13:29,869 --> 00:13:32,428
Rex, I told you, anticipation...
289
00:13:32,452 --> 00:13:34,082
Is only worth it in the end?
290
00:13:35,204 --> 00:13:36,964
This bottom is free first period
291
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:38,749
and so are you.
292
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:42,299
That was last year.
Maybe another time.
293
00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:01,104
What's going on?
294
00:14:04,692 --> 00:14:06,921
"New rules, or new school,
up to you."
295
00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:08,235
What fresh hell is this?
296
00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:19,475
Oh,
she's gone full Chairman Mao-net!
297
00:14:19,499 --> 00:14:21,018
And on real paper, not an email!
298
00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:24,438
Bonus points,
but still terrifying.
299
00:14:24,462 --> 00:14:26,941
Nope, exactly what I need.
300
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:30,069
Monet wants to take
Constance pre-me, good.
301
00:14:30,093 --> 00:14:32,620
Maybe it will remind Mike
that the apple doesn't fall far
302
00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:33,967
from the tree.
303
00:14:36,307 --> 00:14:37,993
Greetings, followers.
304
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:39,119
It's a new day, a new dawn,
305
00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:43,165
a new life,
and I'm feeling greedy.
306
00:14:44,565 --> 00:14:46,126
So many tips coming my way,
307
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,670
you'd think
it was last semester.
308
00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:52,051
Though Max Wolfe looks like
309
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:55,135
he's on the prowl,
it appears he's on pause.
310
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:58,347
Everyone he dates,
he ducks out on.
311
00:14:58,371 --> 00:15:00,188
What of Zoya Lott,
caught sneaking
312
00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:03,435
into her apartment
the third day in a row?
313
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:06,438
Where has she been sleeping,
and who with?
314
00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:08,236
Oh, I really hope Dad
doesn't see this.
315
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,966
I warned you about doormen.
316
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,407
But does it even matter anymore?
317
00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:19,034
A new era may soon be upon us,
with Attila de Haan at the helm.
318
00:15:19,058 --> 00:15:23,747
A play for back doors,
dress codes, and hierarchies.
319
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:27,071
This revolution
will be live-streamed.
320
00:15:33,243 --> 00:15:35,659
Uh! I'm sorry,
you're not on the list.
321
00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:38,369
- Uh...
- Let her pass.
322
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,069
A formal dress code?
Assigned seating on the steps
323
00:15:46,093 --> 00:15:49,857
and imported minions?
Is this your way
324
00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,817
of trying to make Constance
a caste system?
325
00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:53,488
Back when you “mattered,”
326
00:15:53,512 --> 00:15:55,826
- this school had no hierarchy.
- Which is a good thing.
327
00:15:55,850 --> 00:16:00,034
Until it led to anarchy
like Zoya and...
328
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:01,368
...Gossip Girl.
329
00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:05,205
You know, people crave order.
That's what I deliver.
330
00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:10,210
You were soft, benevolent.
Switzerland. I'm North Korea.
331
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:13,050
Though it may be the size
of a postage stamp,
332
00:16:13,074 --> 00:16:15,661
the whole world shudders
when it does so much as speak.
333
00:16:16,824 --> 00:16:19,271
The peasants
of Constance falling into line
334
00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:21,847
is only the beginning.
335
00:16:21,871 --> 00:16:26,393
Next, legions of followers,
all bowing down to me.
336
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:30,272
This war you tried to start
is between me and you.
337
00:16:30,296 --> 00:16:33,233
- Don't take it out on everyone.
- No. They love it.
338
00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:36,403
It gives them purpose,
rewards their potential,
339
00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:39,557
and it provides someone
to aspire to. Hmm.
340
00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:44,246
And after my piece
in The Spectator
341
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,287
where I am named
342
00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:48,941
one of the world's
most influential whatevers,
343
00:16:49,357 --> 00:16:50,647
everyone...
344
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:53,323
will be under my influence.
345
00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:57,382
What's funny?
346
00:16:57,406 --> 00:17:00,344
- They offered it to me first.
- Sure they did, bb.
347
00:17:00,368 --> 00:17:01,345
Yeah, and I happily declined.
348
00:17:01,369 --> 00:17:04,431
You be happy.
I'll be powerful.
349
00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:07,351
Just remember,
no adornments moving forward?
350
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,285
You're...
...enough as you are.
351
00:17:10,878 --> 00:17:14,149
Um, come.
352
00:17:14,173 --> 00:17:15,173
I want that.
353
00:17:16,884 --> 00:17:18,144
Oh, Cartier.
354
00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:29,248
You're not in on this, right?
355
00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:32,419
Hell no. My parents sent me here
to escape dictatorship.
356
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:34,711
People won't just fall in line.
357
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:37,155
Said every democracy
before it fell.
358
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,762
Hey, Dad.
359
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:46,206
If you haven't been sleeping
at home, where have you been?
360
00:17:47,123 --> 00:17:48,833
- Listen...
- I know where you've been.
361
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,649
I can't believe
I thought you were better
362
00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:53,480
than all these rich,
self-absorbed snobs.
363
00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:56,319
What other kind of people
would let you stay over there
364
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,860
without checking with me first?
365
00:17:57,884 --> 00:18:00,070
The kind that trust their kids.
You know, maybe if I thought
366
00:18:00,094 --> 00:18:03,157
- that you trusted me...
- Why would I? You'd lie.
367
00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:04,158
You even lied about
where you were at New Year's.
368
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:06,952
- I called Shan's mom...
- You called her?
369
00:18:06,976 --> 00:18:09,538
And she said you were there
that night, too.
370
00:18:09,562 --> 00:18:11,331
- Did you even go to Hudson?
- Dad, I...
371
00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:12,875
Prepare closing arguments
at home.
372
00:18:12,899 --> 00:18:14,835
You'll be there for a while
because you're grounded.
373
00:18:14,859 --> 00:18:17,174
And I don't want Shan
coming over again, either.
374
00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:18,964
Shan didn't even know
that I lied to you!
375
00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:20,674
Be home within
30 minutes of last bell
376
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:23,178
or you won't be seeing daylight
again for the rest of the year.
377
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,515
No carrots for Zoya?
378
00:18:28,539 --> 00:18:30,186
Why didn't you tell me
you hadn't told him?
379
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,105
I didn't want you to feel bad
when he said that I couldn't.
380
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:35,147
I was having so much fun,
I didn't want it to end.
381
00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:36,358
And truthfully,
hanging out with your family
382
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,443
just reminded me
what things were like before.
383
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:42,114
When life was simpler and
my dad and I actually talked.
384
00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:44,573
What's his beef with us anyways?
He hasn't even met my fam.
385
00:18:44,597 --> 00:18:48,368
His beef is with anybody
that can easily afford a place
386
00:18:48,392 --> 00:18:49,392
in Manhattan.
387
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:52,765
And now I can't see you
for who knows how long.
388
00:18:58,277 --> 00:18:59,963
You've been faking it
this whole time?
389
00:18:59,987 --> 00:19:02,382
Uh, I made out
with them, I just...
390
00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:05,177
I just never made it into them.
391
00:19:05,201 --> 00:19:07,307
What? With one person, fine,
but three?
392
00:19:07,331 --> 00:19:09,056
Even Gossip Girl
knows something's up.
393
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,266
Yeah, look, I know you guys
are not ready,
394
00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:14,102
and I'm sorry that GG
caught on, okay?
395
00:19:14,126 --> 00:19:15,896
But look,
maybe this is more of a sign
396
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,397
that we should be ourselves.
397
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:18,899
Aki and I have been talking,
and honestly,
398
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:21,013
this thing between us?
399
00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:23,570
Why should it be
anyone else's business?
400
00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:26,078
I mean, my college counselor's
been going on non-stop
401
00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:29,034
about avoiding scandal,
and the only way to do that
402
00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:31,620
is to keep this between us.
403
00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:34,250
W... never come out?
What, am I to be trapped
404
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,589
in your closets forever?
405
00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:38,543
No, thinking about this
as "in vs. Out..."
406
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:40,254
It feels so binary, dude.
407
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:42,297
Like, this is about us
not opening ourselves
408
00:19:42,321 --> 00:19:44,633
up to public discourse
and judgment.
409
00:19:44,657 --> 00:19:46,804
Look, see, all we have to do
is one more thing
410
00:19:46,828 --> 00:19:50,196
to get GG off our backs,
and we can be us again. Alone.
411
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:53,183
Let me guess. You have a plan?
412
00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:55,354
Your dad's going
to a show tonight, right?
413
00:19:55,378 --> 00:19:57,896
So, invite a group over
for a little romp
414
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,440
and circumstance,
and once they're in your bed,
415
00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:03,320
we'll bust in, snap a photo,
and show GG that Max Wolfe
416
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,892
is still up to it,
three little pigs and all.
417
00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:08,782
Just not us three.
418
00:20:16,022 --> 00:20:18,129
- They got you too?
- Barricaded the front door
419
00:20:18,153 --> 00:20:20,210
with freshmen
like it was a human Les Mis.
420
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:22,170
That's your “victim's” daughter.
421
00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:24,744
Oh, Keller, thinking small.
422
00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:26,699
I'm after a bigger fish.
423
00:20:29,201 --> 00:20:31,138
The headmistress?
424
00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:33,727
Who better?
You may be focused on Camille,
425
00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:36,895
but I think the source
of a river is more interesting
426
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,313
than the tiny stream
we stumbled upon.
427
00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:42,337
When something's for sale,
there are multiple bidders.
428
00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:48,330
Which is why I'm having dinner
with her tonight.
429
00:20:48,354 --> 00:20:50,157
She likes me, I know opera.
430
00:20:50,181 --> 00:20:51,658
After a couple bottles
of Bordeaux,
431
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:52,722
she'll be singing an aria.
432
00:20:54,518 --> 00:20:55,912
Or fifty.
433
00:20:55,936 --> 00:20:57,333
You want more
than just one name.
434
00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:00,792
Or maybe I wanna see
how much I cost.
435
00:21:00,816 --> 00:21:02,486
That's one secret
I'll never tell.
436
00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:15,849
Um, okay, that's enough, handmaids.
437
00:21:17,212 --> 00:21:18,310
My place at 7:00?
438
00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:20,479
I need my arrival live streamed,
439
00:21:20,503 --> 00:21:24,066
and no one knows my angles
like you do.
440
00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:25,197
Mistaking me
for one of your minions?
441
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:27,444
No, just outsourcing.
442
00:21:27,468 --> 00:21:29,738
You... you and I
were wasting our time
443
00:21:29,762 --> 00:21:30,619
in those roles for too long.
444
00:21:30,643 --> 00:21:33,325
It's time we see ourselves
at the top.
445
00:21:33,349 --> 00:21:35,243
There is no "we" in this.
446
00:21:35,267 --> 00:21:39,039
This is all you,
to do it this way.
447
00:21:39,063 --> 00:21:40,959
Come on, Lune, okay?
448
00:21:40,983 --> 00:21:43,377
You know I've always wanted
my own influence.
449
00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:45,045
Julien just got there first.
450
00:21:45,069 --> 00:21:46,546
And now that
she's squandered hers,
451
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:47,610
it's my time.
452
00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:49,674
And unlike Julien,
453
00:21:49,698 --> 00:21:51,593
I want my subjects
to quake in fear,
454
00:21:51,617 --> 00:21:52,897
never forgetting
who's in charge.
455
00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:56,306
Hmm?
456
00:21:57,421 --> 00:21:59,976
Oh, good,
it's my first banishment!
457
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,396
Um, Pips, accidentally trip,
as you bring her to me,
458
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:05,300
so she skins her knees?
Oh, my gosh!
459
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,680
Hey!
460
00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:15,325
Monet actually expects people
to use tickets to enter
461
00:22:15,349 --> 00:22:16,868
- the bathroom?
- It's a power move,
462
00:22:16,892 --> 00:22:19,102
- it won't stick.
- Gossip Girl says different.
463
00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:24,418
"Another January insurrection?
This Constance coup is brewing.
464
00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:27,299
What's your role gonna be, JC?
Savior, or subordinate?"
465
00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:29,381
- Down. Lower.
- Down. Down.
466
00:22:29,405 --> 00:22:31,091
I mean, I know she has
to be stopped,
467
00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:32,426
but why does it have to be me?
468
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:35,015
Because you created her.
Years of inattentiveness
469
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:37,973
to her wants and desires
has made her your Brutus.
470
00:22:37,997 --> 00:22:39,893
As my tío used to say,
"You cause the problem,
471
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,435
you fix the problem."
472
00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:43,270
And there's an easy way
to do it.
473
00:22:43,294 --> 00:22:46,189
Sabotage The Spectator spread.
474
00:22:46,213 --> 00:22:47,450
That would only incite her more.
475
00:22:47,474 --> 00:22:49,109
Not if she can't prove
it was you.
476
00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,780
You do it from the inside,
making it silently fall apart,
477
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,948
like Neiman's, or Florence Pugh
and that old guy.
478
00:22:54,972 --> 00:22:56,450
Monet'll look desperate
trying to pin
479
00:22:56,474 --> 00:22:58,910
the blame on you
with nothing to back it up,
480
00:22:58,934 --> 00:23:00,958
and while she tries
to put out the fires,
481
00:23:00,982 --> 00:23:02,875
you appear as the smoke clears.
482
00:23:02,899 --> 00:23:05,459
Lady Liberty
after a foggy morning.
483
00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:07,863
Constant, reliable,
strong as ever.
484
00:23:13,199 --> 00:23:14,999
Hi, this is Luna La calling
for Zelda Wengrod?
485
00:23:32,092 --> 00:23:33,972
Did you really think
this would work?
486
00:23:35,346 --> 00:23:36,114
Spotted.
487
00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:39,326
Noble O
in less than noble company.
488
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:41,667
- Are you kidding me?
- Is he playing for a...
489
00:23:41,691 --> 00:23:42,746
Are you kidding me?
490
00:23:42,770 --> 00:23:45,957
Honestly, Roy, if this is about
the Le Sidaner again...
491
00:23:45,981 --> 00:23:49,169
No, it actually worked!
Grace Byron got me an audience
492
00:23:49,193 --> 00:23:51,340
with the Gramercy Park gorgon
for tonight.
493
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,340
Well, I'm glad for you?
494
00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:55,534
Yes, well, I need a little...
495
00:23:55,908 --> 00:23:56,927
Favor.
496
00:23:56,951 --> 00:23:58,553
I don't understand. From me?
497
00:23:58,577 --> 00:23:59,514
And there's a catch.
498
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,389
Let me guess.
She doesn't like queer people.
499
00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:03,187
Historically speaking,
no, she doesn't,
500
00:24:03,211 --> 00:24:05,101
but she is willing
to meet, so...
501
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:06,686
- Maybe I was wrong.
- About what?
502
00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:07,525
Tonight.
503
00:24:07,549 --> 00:24:08,939
She turns out to be
so much bigger
504
00:24:08,963 --> 00:24:10,238
than I ever could have imagined.
505
00:24:10,262 --> 00:24:11,608
This is ridiculous! You can't
hide from your life like this,
506
00:24:11,632 --> 00:24:14,277
and you can't run
from your friends.
507
00:24:14,301 --> 00:24:15,658
It's not running
if they're not chasing
508
00:24:15,682 --> 00:24:16,865
or... or even noticing.
509
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,323
I'm not following.
510
00:24:18,347 --> 00:24:19,366
How do you feel
about being a plus one?
511
00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:20,200
To what?
512
00:24:20,224 --> 00:24:21,993
Dinner tonight.
You, me, your friends.
513
00:24:22,017 --> 00:24:23,537
Let them remind you
why you love them.
514
00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:24,996
I'm still waiting for the catch?
515
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,335
Well, she thinks we're married.
516
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,791
- What's going on here?
- Uh, nothing.
517
00:24:27,815 --> 00:24:29,292
It's not a big deal.
We could just pretend, right?
518
00:24:29,316 --> 00:24:31,336
Like old times.
519
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,676
Like nothing happened?
What exactly are you telling me?
520
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,716
I need to have dinner
with Nancy fucking Reagan
521
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,807
and pretend
like we're still together?
522
00:24:38,831 --> 00:24:42,639
Or that maybe our life
is a little more conventional
523
00:24:42,663 --> 00:24:44,583
than one of us is?
524
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:47,894
Shouldn't you be
on your way to Tarrytown?
525
00:24:47,918 --> 00:24:49,729
- Change of plans.
- People do not do these things, Roy!
526
00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:53,400
This is the real world,
not The Birdcage!
527
00:24:53,424 --> 00:24:56,281
He says while clearly clutching
his pearls at this very moment?
528
00:24:57,803 --> 00:25:00,118
Audrey, Aki, would you wanna
have dinner with Obie and me tonight?
529
00:25:00,142 --> 00:25:01,157
At your house?
Sorry, did you miss the part
530
00:25:01,181 --> 00:25:04,035
where my dad said
I can't see you or your family?
531
00:25:04,059 --> 00:25:05,245
Just... just two hours, Gideon.
I promise.
532
00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:07,789
Two hours? That's it?
533
00:25:07,813 --> 00:25:09,458
Just know I won't take no
for an answer.
534
00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:10,378
An answer to what now?
535
00:25:10,402 --> 00:25:14,087
That dinner she requested
is at our house.
536
00:25:14,111 --> 00:25:15,297
He just needs to see it
with his own eyes.
537
00:25:15,321 --> 00:25:17,757
- See what?
- My taste?
538
00:25:17,781 --> 00:25:20,138
It's three.
You think I have time to cook
539
00:25:20,162 --> 00:25:21,428
and redecorate?
540
00:25:21,452 --> 00:25:22,929
Dinner. You, us.
541
00:25:22,953 --> 00:25:26,099
Me, my fam.
Which is why Gwen and Garrett
542
00:25:26,123 --> 00:25:29,269
have invited the both of you
over tonight, and I told them
543
00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:30,610
to tone down
the whole rich thing
544
00:25:30,634 --> 00:25:32,274
so he can see
just how wrong he is.
545
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,941
The answer is yes!
Uh, anything for my boy Obes.
546
00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:36,151
We just have an errand
at, like, six. Six?
547
00:25:36,175 --> 00:25:38,194
Seven.
548
00:25:38,218 --> 00:25:39,446
Seven, and then we're all yours.
549
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:40,780
Max, would you want to join?
550
00:25:40,804 --> 00:25:42,014
- No, he's busy.
- He's busy.
551
00:25:42,598 --> 00:25:43,535
Yeah, that.
552
00:25:43,559 --> 00:25:45,827
- Do you have an appointment?
- We both do.
553
00:25:45,851 --> 00:25:47,287
That Spectator spread's about
to get a whole lot bigger.
554
00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:48,628
Why be influential alone
555
00:25:48,652 --> 00:25:51,291
when you can
be referential together?
556
00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:52,917
I can't wait
to see you shine, bitch!
557
00:25:52,941 --> 00:25:53,878
Wait, what are you saying?
558
00:25:53,902 --> 00:25:55,337
Get Nicky and get dressed.
559
00:25:55,361 --> 00:25:57,339
Tonight, you're eating
Barnes-to-table.
560
00:25:57,363 --> 00:25:59,090
- That's right! I'm coming to dinner!
- See you there.
561
00:25:59,114 --> 00:26:02,010
Julia Child once said...
562
00:26:02,034 --> 00:26:04,481
...“The dinner hour is
a sacred time.” -
563
00:26:04,505 --> 00:26:06,306
But she didn't live in New York.
564
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:07,807
Hope you're hungry, followers,
565
00:26:07,831 --> 00:26:10,894
because tonight,
mayhem is on the menu,
566
00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:12,854
and devastation is for dessert.
567
00:26:12,878 --> 00:26:16,918
I left my boyfriend at home
for Victorian-era cosplay?
568
00:26:17,883 --> 00:26:19,402
No good sex happens here.
569
00:26:19,426 --> 00:26:20,862
Yeah, Wolfe, what's this about?
570
00:26:20,886 --> 00:26:24,824
Since you all seem dissatisfied
by my previous performance,
571
00:26:24,848 --> 00:26:29,496
perhaps a group activity
might do the trick?
572
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,875
Uh, we have the whole house
to ourselves and I will not stop
573
00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:38,338
until you are all deeply,
fully satisfied.
574
00:26:38,362 --> 00:26:41,841
But I am gonna course
it out, you know, like a...
575
00:26:41,865 --> 00:26:43,843
like a five-star meal.
576
00:26:47,496 --> 00:26:49,286
Okay, my room
is on the fourth floor.
577
00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:09,869
That's strange.
It's not locked.
578
00:27:09,893 --> 00:27:12,903
Uh, Maxy must've forgotten
on his way out.
579
00:27:14,815 --> 00:27:17,377
Get dinner going
580
00:27:17,401 --> 00:27:20,797
and I'll make
everything less Oscar Wilde.
581
00:27:20,821 --> 00:27:24,426
Oh... Cunty Continental
or Country Club?
582
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:26,847
If they serve it on Gilded Age,
we're good.
583
00:27:26,871 --> 00:27:29,222
Okay.
584
00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:33,059
Oh, Keith, I'm so sorry
to do this to you.
585
00:27:44,094 --> 00:27:45,161
And together.
586
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,906
Of course she's late.
They won't seat us
587
00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:49,701
until the full party is here.
She better show.
588
00:27:49,725 --> 00:27:51,619
She wouldn't wanna
sabotage this one, okay?
589
00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:53,023
- Mm-hmm.
- It's good for her, too.
590
00:27:54,855 --> 00:27:57,584
Pippa, I can feel you breathing
on my shoulder.
591
00:27:57,608 --> 00:28:01,838
Swap with Bianca, hmm?
Mm-hmm.
592
00:28:26,094 --> 00:28:27,094
Okay.
593
00:28:27,888 --> 00:28:29,785
Is there a problem?
Are we early?
594
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:32,869
Okay, only one way to say it,
I lied.
595
00:28:32,893 --> 00:28:35,233
Burton is having dinner tonight.
Just not with us.
596
00:28:35,896 --> 00:28:36,956
Uh...
597
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:37,980
At least, not yet.
598
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,503
Hey!
599
00:28:41,527 --> 00:28:45,548
Mr. Shubin. And Ms. Keller.
Did something happen at school?
600
00:28:45,572 --> 00:28:49,260
I saw dinner on your calendar,
I thought I missed an email. Uh.
601
00:28:49,284 --> 00:28:52,347
- It's not a faculty event?
- No, it's not.
602
00:28:52,371 --> 00:28:54,768
- Huh.
- Darn it! Uh.
603
00:28:54,792 --> 00:28:58,770
Well, I even brought
a rare Callas. Proch Variations!
604
00:28:58,794 --> 00:28:59,941
Featuring two high F's!
605
00:28:59,965 --> 00:29:03,149
You can put your coats
in my bedroom.
606
00:29:03,173 --> 00:29:04,278
- You sure?
- Up the stairs
607
00:29:04,302 --> 00:29:05,654
- and off to the left, yeah.
- Okay.
608
00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:07,278
- Thank you. So sorry.
- Thank you.
609
00:29:12,641 --> 00:29:14,994
Oh. Door's just open?
610
00:29:15,018 --> 00:29:17,288
I guess the butler
has the night off.
611
00:29:17,312 --> 00:29:19,668
Okay, you said you'd give them
a chance.
612
00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:20,836
I'm here, aren't I?
613
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,858
Hey, Mister I!
614
00:29:23,944 --> 00:29:25,841
We don't shake hands
in this house!
615
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,048
Oh, okay.
616
00:29:27,072 --> 00:29:28,967
Mm.
617
00:29:28,991 --> 00:29:30,844
Nick, right?
618
00:29:30,868 --> 00:29:32,974
Sorry we're late.
Delay on the two.
619
00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:35,181
Uh. Love your coat.
Where is it from?
620
00:29:35,205 --> 00:29:37,183
Um. Men's Wearhouse.
621
00:29:37,207 --> 00:29:40,103
Oh, and you brought wine,
how thoughtful.
622
00:29:40,127 --> 00:29:41,938
The store recommended it.
623
00:29:41,962 --> 00:29:43,189
Skin contact, I think.
624
00:29:43,213 --> 00:29:45,568
Never seen this before. Seems fancy.
625
00:29:45,592 --> 00:29:46,818
Well, I mean
it is a special occasion,
626
00:29:46,842 --> 00:29:50,071
our families finally meeting.
627
00:29:50,095 --> 00:29:52,407
Come on in.
628
00:29:55,058 --> 00:29:57,620
This is more boring
than a Wes Anderson movie.
629
00:29:57,644 --> 00:30:00,250
And you reading all of Rimbaud
was bad enough.
630
00:30:00,274 --> 00:30:01,419
Maybe I should go.
631
00:30:01,443 --> 00:30:04,752
No, no, no. You just...
You just need to get
632
00:30:04,776 --> 00:30:06,713
into the spirit of the build-up.
633
00:30:07,988 --> 00:30:12,051
I mean, the foreplay makes
the field play so much better.
634
00:30:12,075 --> 00:30:15,575
And I wanna be here
635
00:30:16,163 --> 00:30:20,963
the whole damn night.
636
00:30:31,762 --> 00:30:36,392
Uh. No. What...
Uh. One kiss per item.
637
00:30:41,104 --> 00:30:43,416
Iris, uh, welcome to our...
638
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,918
Humble home.
639
00:30:44,942 --> 00:30:47,420
Mr. Wolfe, nice to meet you.
640
00:30:47,444 --> 00:30:50,673
Is this a, uh,
shoes-off household?
641
00:30:50,697 --> 00:30:53,697
It is... n't.
642
00:30:56,536 --> 00:30:58,306
Thank G-O-D.
643
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:01,145
Someone's disgusting
bare feet on your flooring
644
00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,936
has never made sense to me.
645
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,105
This is nice.
Might as well be on the park.
646
00:31:06,129 --> 00:31:08,316
But, of course, it isn't.
647
00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:11,611
Not a fan of the wallpaper.
648
00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:12,946
Mrs. Lefferts,
would you like a cocktail?
649
00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:15,782
And you have staff!
How wonderful.
650
00:31:15,806 --> 00:31:17,408
Oh! Yes, please.
651
00:31:17,432 --> 00:31:20,828
Dearie, gin,
neat and only Navy Strength.
652
00:31:23,021 --> 00:31:23,958
It's a wig
from when Annette Bening
653
00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:26,584
made everyone come as her
to her 60th.
654
00:31:29,778 --> 00:31:31,339
Jules!
You missed the sunset photo.
655
00:31:31,363 --> 00:31:35,468
Oh, that's okay. I'll just get
them to Photoshop me in.
656
00:31:35,492 --> 00:31:37,178
Hunter! I didn't know
you were going to be doing
657
00:31:37,202 --> 00:31:39,639
this piece,
it's so great to see you!
658
00:31:39,663 --> 00:31:41,683
You look amazing.
Who are you wearing?
659
00:31:41,707 --> 00:31:42,475
Theophilio.
660
00:31:42,499 --> 00:31:45,353
Um, I'm Monet, and Dolce. Vintage.
661
00:31:45,377 --> 00:31:46,377
I'll make that note.
662
00:31:47,254 --> 00:31:48,489
Are you ready to be seated?
663
00:31:48,513 --> 00:31:49,816
The first course
is about to begin.
664
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,946
Oh, yes. I am so excited to try
their flute course,
665
00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:54,364
- I can't contain myself.
- Um. My paper was informed
666
00:31:54,388 --> 00:31:55,989
that this was to be
a vegan meal.
667
00:31:56,013 --> 00:31:57,828
Vegan? No one here is vegan.
668
00:31:57,852 --> 00:31:59,450
I'm sorry.
It's already prepared.
669
00:31:59,474 --> 00:32:00,621
- Follow me.
- Did you know
670
00:32:00,645 --> 00:32:02,578
that meat production
is one of the biggest
671
00:32:02,602 --> 00:32:04,482
- causes of climate change?
- No, I...
672
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,333
definitely do not care.
673
00:32:07,357 --> 00:32:10,003
Even just going vegan for lunch
can do so much.
674
00:32:10,027 --> 00:32:11,254
You know,
perhaps it's all these lights,
675
00:32:11,278 --> 00:32:14,132
but suddenly the room feels
full of hot air.
676
00:32:14,156 --> 00:32:17,218
I need food before I faint,
even if it's a vegetable, okay?
677
00:32:17,242 --> 00:32:18,720
Come on.
678
00:32:20,545 --> 00:32:22,098
This is a parents' night?
679
00:32:22,122 --> 00:32:25,435
Donor dinner.
I saw a note in Burton's cal.
680
00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,186
Well...
681
00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:29,230
Don't get all "you" about this
682
00:32:29,254 --> 00:32:32,025
when we've cracked
the inner circle.
683
00:32:32,049 --> 00:32:34,866
I guess a dinner is better
than crouching in a closet.
684
00:32:34,890 --> 00:32:37,071
And a hell of a lot nicer.
685
00:32:37,095 --> 00:32:38,823
- What are you doing?
- It's FAO Schwarz
686
00:32:38,847 --> 00:32:39,847
for rich spinsters.
687
00:32:42,684 --> 00:32:45,877
This hand-painted wallpaper,
it's a thousand dollars a panel.
688
00:32:45,901 --> 00:32:47,749
And this townhouse,
it's bought and paid for,
689
00:32:47,773 --> 00:32:50,001
I checked. Seven mil.
690
00:32:50,025 --> 00:32:52,712
I...
She probably makes, what?
691
00:32:52,736 --> 00:32:55,256
No more than a couple hundred
grand a year, at most?
692
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,467
We know she's on the take.
Now, we just have to note down
693
00:32:57,491 --> 00:32:58,760
everyone who shows up to pay.
694
00:32:58,784 --> 00:33:02,018
I think I need a...
695
00:33:02,042 --> 00:33:04,057
I think I need a moment to catch
my breath.
696
00:33:04,081 --> 00:33:05,767
You boy, do something
in the meantime I might like?
697
00:33:05,791 --> 00:33:08,352
I'm... very gay.
698
00:33:08,376 --> 00:33:10,206
Then you should be better at it.
699
00:33:10,837 --> 00:33:11,647
Enough stalling.
700
00:33:11,671 --> 00:33:14,567
Either I'm sliding in you
or into GG's DMs
701
00:33:14,591 --> 00:33:15,761
telling her you've gone ace.
702
00:33:17,844 --> 00:33:18,988
What'll it be?
703
00:33:24,309 --> 00:33:25,745
We'll just be one minute.
704
00:33:25,769 --> 00:33:27,229
Okay, we'll wait here.
705
00:33:31,151 --> 00:33:33,255
Yeah, we could probably...
706
00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:34,646
What?
707
00:33:36,029 --> 00:33:37,757
Mr. Sachs?
What are you doing here?
708
00:33:37,781 --> 00:33:39,342
Uh. Max isn't home.
709
00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:43,679
Of course he isn't.
Gideon, is that you?
710
00:33:43,703 --> 00:33:48,351
Oh, she's joking
because it's just been so long
711
00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:51,813
- since we've...
- Who is this random child?
712
00:33:51,837 --> 00:33:53,981
These are our son's friends.
713
00:33:54,005 --> 00:33:57,443
- I didn't know you had a son.
- Uh. Yes, we do and, uh,
714
00:33:57,467 --> 00:34:00,696
he's at And over. He's a...
he's top of his class,
715
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,906
he... he even rows crew.
716
00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:06,452
Well, I'm... I'm pretty sure
he's upstairs, not at And over.
717
00:34:06,476 --> 00:34:09,288
Oh, he means home
for the weekend,
718
00:34:09,312 --> 00:34:11,124
but he's out, Mr. Menzies,
719
00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:14,502
- I promise you.
- Menzies. As in Roger Menzies?
720
00:34:14,526 --> 00:34:16,129
He's my dad.
721
00:34:16,153 --> 00:34:19,465
It is a pleasure to meet you!
Come and sit down.
722
00:34:19,489 --> 00:34:22,510
Your father and my late husband
were once in business together
723
00:34:22,534 --> 00:34:23,471
at the National Review!
724
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,472
Uh. Th... this is not at all
what I expected,
725
00:34:26,496 --> 00:34:28,975
- and I'm so glad!
- Ah!
726
00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:32,270
You don't need to stay.
727
00:34:33,925 --> 00:34:36,607
It's going to take more than
maitake to ruin this for her.
728
00:34:36,631 --> 00:34:38,698
- Your first course.
- Don't worry, I've got this.
729
00:34:39,968 --> 00:34:42,075
Now, for a candid conversation
with our guests of honors
730
00:34:42,099 --> 00:34:44,323
and the topics of interest
that they provided.
731
00:34:44,347 --> 00:34:46,534
Be warned. I give great banter.
732
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:49,038
Ms. De Haan,
what are your thoughts
733
00:34:49,062 --> 00:34:51,414
on Ukraine joining NATO?
734
00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:55,506
Uh, there must be some mistake.
Um, the topics that I requested
735
00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:59,172
were pop culture, celebrities,
"Why would you wear that?"
736
00:35:00,322 --> 00:35:02,049
These are the topics
my team received.
737
00:35:02,073 --> 00:35:04,807
It says here that you
also wanted to discuss
738
00:35:04,831 --> 00:35:07,180
"De Haan Pharmaceuticals'
controversial decision
739
00:35:07,204 --> 00:35:08,851
to hike prices
for their patent-protected
740
00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,189
Alzheimer's medication"?
741
00:35:10,213 --> 00:35:13,603
- No, I... that's um... I...
- Monet is very passionate
742
00:35:13,627 --> 00:35:16,689
about making medication
accessible for all.
743
00:35:16,713 --> 00:35:21,402
Remember, Monet? Freshman year,
she sold samples to any student
744
00:35:21,426 --> 00:35:23,029
who wanted them for half price.
745
00:35:23,053 --> 00:35:24,280
Julien's kidding.
746
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:26,619
Um. Why don't you ask her
one of hers?
747
00:35:26,643 --> 00:35:31,287
Julien, what are your thoughts
on life after cancellation?
748
00:35:31,311 --> 00:35:33,151
- Ooh, cancellation.
- Um.
749
00:35:34,314 --> 00:35:37,210
I think of it as a questioning,
not canceling.
750
00:35:37,234 --> 00:35:39,378
Who are we
when we're at our lowest point
751
00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:40,129
and what do we do
with the wisdom
752
00:35:40,153 --> 00:35:42,215
that we gain from being there?
753
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,559
- Maybe...
- Uh, my turn, my turn.
754
00:35:44,366 --> 00:35:45,218
Apparently,
you have a “hot take”
755
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:46,928
to share on Israel
building settlements
756
00:35:46,952 --> 00:35:48,598
in Palestine's Area C?
757
00:36:03,426 --> 00:36:07,531
Maybe Zoya will treat us
to piano later?
758
00:36:07,555 --> 00:36:09,575
She has quite the gift.
759
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:11,246
Piano? She took lessons
when she was younger.
760
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:14,914
But... I didn't know
you still played.
761
00:36:14,938 --> 00:36:16,749
She's like Alicia Keys!
762
00:36:16,773 --> 00:36:18,590
She's also a master
at Dutch Blitz.
763
00:36:18,614 --> 00:36:21,087
- And she's a killer at Uno.
- Mm-hmm.
764
00:36:21,111 --> 00:36:22,505
Yeah, I am.
765
00:36:22,529 --> 00:36:23,506
All these things I'm learning
about my daughter.
766
00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:26,926
I guess I should come here
more often.
767
00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:32,640
So, the... Employment law.
768
00:36:32,664 --> 00:36:34,504
It... must keep you
pretty busy these days?
769
00:36:36,209 --> 00:36:38,104
It pays the bills.
770
00:36:38,128 --> 00:36:40,734
Dad, actually,
just recently got a promotion.
771
00:36:40,758 --> 00:36:42,775
And not only was he able
to keep the apartment,
772
00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:44,568
but he can now do
some very much needed
773
00:36:44,592 --> 00:36:46,279
renovations around the house.
774
00:36:46,303 --> 00:36:48,447
It's nothing, it's nothing,
just touch-ups.
775
00:36:48,471 --> 00:36:49,699
Uh, we've been wanting to do
some renos ourselves.
776
00:36:49,723 --> 00:36:53,619
But we don't have the budget
for the scope of what we want.
777
00:36:53,643 --> 00:36:55,130
I guess we're stuck for now.
778
00:36:57,772 --> 00:36:58,772
Worse places to be stuck.
779
00:36:59,482 --> 00:37:00,652
Of course. We're very lucky.
780
00:37:03,153 --> 00:37:05,131
Where are the real glasses?
781
00:37:05,155 --> 00:37:06,590
Yeah, does anybody wants
some more ranch?
782
00:37:06,614 --> 00:37:08,334
I'll get it.
783
00:37:11,661 --> 00:37:13,768
I need a break.
784
00:37:15,248 --> 00:37:18,436
Come on.
Is this edging or evading?
785
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:20,146
He clearly
doesn't wanna do this.
786
00:37:20,170 --> 00:37:21,439
Max,
787
00:37:21,463 --> 00:37:24,650
- what's it gonna be?
- What? No! No, no, no. Uh. I...
788
00:37:24,674 --> 00:37:28,514
I am stalling because I may
or may not have ordered us...
789
00:37:29,471 --> 00:37:30,489
some molly!
790
00:37:30,513 --> 00:37:32,143
Well, where the fuck
is she then?
791
00:37:34,732 --> 00:37:39,248
Young lady, it's not polite
to have your phone at dinner.
792
00:37:39,272 --> 00:37:40,499
But A... Audrey knows
793
00:37:40,523 --> 00:37:42,960
we're a no-phones-at-the-table
household.
794
00:37:42,984 --> 00:37:44,221
We're very traditional that way.
795
00:37:44,245 --> 00:37:46,422
Traditions are like clichés,
796
00:37:46,446 --> 00:37:50,009
they exist
because there's proven value
797
00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:52,557
- to them. Don't you agree?
- Oh. Yes.
798
00:37:53,661 --> 00:37:57,516
That must be Max.
Down from Massachusetts.
799
00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:00,519
Uh. Roy, tell Iris
your inspired idea
800
00:38:00,543 --> 00:38:04,357
about adding terraced
flower beds in the park.
801
00:38:04,381 --> 00:38:07,158
Uh. Right, right. Well,
I would start with azaleas.
802
00:38:07,182 --> 00:38:08,361
Azaleas!
803
00:38:08,385 --> 00:38:10,029
And then throw them...
right out.
804
00:38:10,053 --> 00:38:12,531
I'm just listing the things
I don't like first.
805
00:38:12,555 --> 00:38:13,532
What are you two doing here?
806
00:38:13,556 --> 00:38:17,119
We're just waiting for Aki
and Audrey. Um...
807
00:38:17,143 --> 00:38:20,249
- Why are you dressed like that?
- Gracie, is that you?
808
00:38:20,273 --> 00:38:21,540
Ms. Lefferts, how are you?
809
00:38:21,564 --> 00:38:24,877
How's the DAR?
Gran says you're headed down
810
00:38:24,901 --> 00:38:26,670
- to Baltimore next week.
- Young lady,
811
00:38:26,694 --> 00:38:30,049
you may not respect me,
but I sincerely hope
812
00:38:30,073 --> 00:38:33,552
you respect our gracious hosts
and their rules!
813
00:38:33,576 --> 00:38:34,220
You know what?
I'll see if Rocky, uh,
814
00:38:34,244 --> 00:38:35,561
can get us some more setups.
815
00:38:35,585 --> 00:38:38,868
Everybody, uh, please come in
and take a seat.
816
00:38:46,214 --> 00:38:49,819
That's the New houses.
God, who isn't at this party?
817
00:38:49,843 --> 00:38:51,410
What... what are you looking for?
818
00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:54,865
Payments, but seems like
it's just gifts.
819
00:38:54,889 --> 00:38:57,599
You can't really prove
anything that way.
820
00:39:00,145 --> 00:39:01,345
Or...
821
00:39:03,690 --> 00:39:06,650
Oh, just a, uh,
stack of old love letters.
822
00:39:09,154 --> 00:39:11,137
These are from Leonard Cohen
to Marianne Ihlen!
823
00:39:11,161 --> 00:39:13,217
They were auctioned off
for 800 grand!
824
00:39:13,241 --> 00:39:14,760
Is someone in here?
825
00:39:14,784 --> 00:39:19,765
Headmistress! This, uh,
is exactly what you think!
826
00:39:19,789 --> 00:39:24,437
That's right. We are dating.
827
00:39:26,052 --> 00:39:27,815
No, we're not.
828
00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:29,486
- It was a cover.
- Well, we don't need a cover!
829
00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:31,902
We know about the bribes, Vivian.
830
00:39:31,926 --> 00:39:33,863
Yeah, we know
that Camille de Haan
831
00:39:33,887 --> 00:39:36,407
has been paying you
to improve Monet's grades.
832
00:39:36,431 --> 00:39:38,151
And that everyone else here
is doing it too.
833
00:39:40,602 --> 00:39:42,942
Oh, my God!
Is she going to kill us?
834
00:39:46,816 --> 00:39:50,146
Well, thank God.
My secret's finally out.
835
00:39:50,612 --> 00:39:51,612
Excuse me?
836
00:39:52,530 --> 00:39:54,925
Anyone for a refill?
837
00:39:58,703 --> 00:39:59,520
I thought you never tried
skin contact.
838
00:39:59,544 --> 00:40:02,975
Uh. Yeah.
This was just laying around,
839
00:40:02,999 --> 00:40:04,499
it was a gift, I think.
840
00:40:05,877 --> 00:40:06,979
Yeah.
841
00:40:07,003 --> 00:40:08,673
A gift with a price still on it.
842
00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:13,154
Is something wrong, Nick?
843
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:17,781
You know, Zoya said
you canceled dinner at Blue Hill for this.
844
00:40:17,805 --> 00:40:22,161
So, just a little surprised
about the paper plates
845
00:40:22,185 --> 00:40:23,829
with the wings and the pizza,
846
00:40:23,853 --> 00:40:27,573
especially when you have
your china right there.
847
00:40:29,150 --> 00:40:30,755
I thought I raised you
to not surround yourself
848
00:40:30,779 --> 00:40:32,277
with anyone
who thought less of you.
849
00:40:33,363 --> 00:40:34,680
This is all my fault.
850
00:40:34,704 --> 00:40:37,077
If we offended you,
we are sorry,
851
00:40:38,117 --> 00:40:40,888
but we definitely do not think
less of you.
852
00:40:40,912 --> 00:40:43,224
Maybe you don't realize it,
but you definitely do.
853
00:40:43,248 --> 00:40:44,517
Hey, what the hell
are you saying?
854
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:46,352
- Babe...
- No, we've only ever tried
855
00:40:46,376 --> 00:40:47,311
to be supportive
of your daughter.
856
00:40:47,335 --> 00:40:48,687
She doesn't need your support.
She has mine.
857
00:40:48,711 --> 00:40:52,358
Or had,
before she started coming here.
858
00:40:52,382 --> 00:40:54,182
Dad! What is wrong with you?
859
00:40:54,968 --> 00:40:56,278
I know you're behind this.
860
00:40:56,302 --> 00:41:00,407
If by “this” you mean you,
looking amazing,
861
00:41:00,431 --> 00:41:02,038
and coming off great,
then yeah, I am,
862
00:41:02,062 --> 00:41:03,202
a hundred percent!
863
00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:05,162
Okay, well, there's something
that you didn't know about,
864
00:41:05,186 --> 00:41:07,289
so you couldn't screw it up.
And this thing is all
865
00:41:07,313 --> 00:41:08,800
but going to get us
on the cover.
866
00:41:08,824 --> 00:41:10,543
Oh, yeah? What's that?
867
00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:14,213
I got Solange to give us
an intimate concert
868
00:41:14,237 --> 00:41:15,923
over dessert.
She's right over there
869
00:41:15,947 --> 00:41:17,134
behind that screen.
870
00:41:19,284 --> 00:41:21,204
What?
871
00:41:22,036 --> 00:41:23,889
I'm sorry.
Hunter was called away,
872
00:41:23,913 --> 00:41:25,810
and there was some miscommunication
873
00:41:25,834 --> 00:41:26,934
with Solange's manager.
874
00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:27,605
Someone told her
the event was off?
875
00:41:27,629 --> 00:41:29,705
But what about my spread?
876
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:31,939
I think it's best we regroup
877
00:41:31,963 --> 00:41:35,067
and potentially try again
next year?
878
00:41:35,091 --> 00:41:37,319
One second. Um. Excuse me,
maybe there's something
879
00:41:37,343 --> 00:41:39,697
that we can do, um...
880
00:41:39,721 --> 00:41:40,538
I knew there was still
a queen in there.
881
00:41:40,562 --> 00:41:42,491
And when word
of what you did hits,
882
00:41:42,515 --> 00:41:44,785
the world will know it's you.
883
00:41:44,809 --> 00:41:46,916
This wasn't for the world.
This was for Monet,
884
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:50,766
to check her power trip.
And she can't pin it on me.
885
00:41:52,609 --> 00:41:55,212
Okay, but I don't... I mean...
886
00:41:55,236 --> 00:41:57,633
Spotted.
Looks like when it came
887
00:41:57,657 --> 00:41:59,758
to Queen D's big moment,
888
00:41:59,782 --> 00:42:02,761
JC couldn't stand
to be just a spectator.
889
00:42:02,785 --> 00:42:06,515
She decided to write
her own headline.
890
00:42:06,539 --> 00:42:10,039
And it was only one word, sabotage.
891
00:42:10,543 --> 00:42:12,438
What the hell?
892
00:42:18,551 --> 00:42:19,906
Aren't you just so glad
893
00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:20,988
we've lived long enough
894
00:42:21,012 --> 00:42:23,949
to see the Supreme Court come
to its senses?
895
00:42:25,058 --> 00:42:27,218
- You can't use your phone.
- You can't use your phone.
896
00:42:28,561 --> 00:42:31,624
Um. Iris, uh,
I'd really like to reintroduce
897
00:42:31,648 --> 00:42:34,795
native species to the park.
You know, maybe in an element
898
00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:36,587
that's, uh, viewable
from the street.
899
00:42:36,611 --> 00:42:39,590
The public is on us
about more accessibility.
900
00:42:39,614 --> 00:42:42,138
Well, I think we can all agree
that... the city park
901
00:42:42,162 --> 00:42:43,844
should be accessible
to everyone.
902
00:42:43,868 --> 00:42:46,805
Well, maybe not everyone.
903
00:42:46,829 --> 00:42:50,309
I appreciate
understated elegance.
904
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:53,646
Things that are not flashy
or attention-seeking.
905
00:42:53,670 --> 00:42:58,233
A simple privet hedge,
clean lines.
906
00:42:58,257 --> 00:42:59,360
- Sure.
- Yes,
907
00:42:59,384 --> 00:43:02,946
and none
of the namby-pamby softness
908
00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:05,115
that one sees
everywhere these days.
909
00:43:05,139 --> 00:43:06,786
You know, I worried
that I would see it here
910
00:43:06,810 --> 00:43:10,162
but thankfully, I do not.
911
00:43:10,186 --> 00:43:11,747
- I'll get it.
- No, let me. Please.
912
00:43:11,771 --> 00:43:13,707
Hello. I'm letting myself in.
913
00:43:13,731 --> 00:43:15,378
And I think
there's somebody here for Max.
914
00:43:15,402 --> 00:43:19,922
Oh, my gosh! I can't wait to see
these gowns on... you.
915
00:43:19,946 --> 00:43:21,840
- Mom?
- Yeah, I'm coming,
916
00:43:21,864 --> 00:43:22,864
I'm coming.
917
00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:36,380
Knocked over my clogs,
so clunky.
918
00:43:37,338 --> 00:43:39,983
Oh, don't tell me
that you took them off.
919
00:43:40,007 --> 00:43:43,612
Iris,
this is my dearest friend Kiki
920
00:43:43,636 --> 00:43:44,863
and she is a designer
921
00:43:44,887 --> 00:43:47,991
and she's brought some
of her latest creations.
922
00:43:48,015 --> 00:43:49,743
- Yes.
- Um, which have been inspired
923
00:43:49,767 --> 00:43:51,036
- by...
- Uh. The... The park.
924
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:52,705
- The park.
- I love the park.
925
00:43:52,729 --> 00:43:53,956
That's actually
who I was texting,
926
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:56,125
I felt I wasn't properly dressed
for your company.
927
00:43:56,149 --> 00:43:57,835
- Where's Max?
- Are the goods for this party?
928
00:43:57,859 --> 00:44:00,045
- Oh, God.
- Oh, oh, my...
929
00:44:00,069 --> 00:44:02,005
Uh. Oh, you must be
from Instacart
930
00:44:02,029 --> 00:44:03,465
with the baking powder
for Rocky.
931
00:44:03,489 --> 00:44:05,119
Do you think I'm a rube?
932
00:44:07,201 --> 00:44:09,596
It's obviously
confectioners' sugar!
933
00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:13,350
Enough of this time wasting.
Let me have molly and let's go!
934
00:44:13,374 --> 00:44:15,151
You didn't tell me
it was an orgy.
935
00:44:15,175 --> 00:44:16,228
Of delights.
936
00:44:16,252 --> 00:44:18,067
Where are your clothes,
young lady?
937
00:44:18,091 --> 00:44:21,525
Here, they're just right here.
'Cause I was bringing them
938
00:44:21,549 --> 00:44:23,444
to her and her name is...
939
00:44:23,468 --> 00:44:24,236
- Valeria!
- ...Va... Valeria.
940
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:27,990
Valeria!
I've seen you at the ballet.
941
00:44:28,014 --> 00:44:30,909
- Yeah, that's right.
- You are terrible.
942
00:44:30,933 --> 00:44:32,745
- Valeria!
- Let's go.
943
00:44:32,769 --> 00:44:34,705
We know when we're not wanted.
944
00:44:34,729 --> 00:44:36,415
Speak for yourself,
this is a first for me.
945
00:44:36,439 --> 00:44:38,167
No, no, no, no.
Guys! Guys! Guys! Please.
946
00:44:38,191 --> 00:44:38,959
Why is everyone undressed?
947
00:44:38,983 --> 00:44:41,587
Uh. Y...
Rowing team on the crew.
948
00:44:41,611 --> 00:44:43,464
They... They're working out
in our home gym.
949
00:44:43,488 --> 00:44:44,757
This is what
I was talking about.
950
00:44:44,781 --> 00:44:46,258
I thought your dads
were divorced.
951
00:44:46,282 --> 00:44:47,332
Divorced?
952
00:44:49,202 --> 00:44:50,702
Dinner is served.
953
00:44:54,248 --> 00:44:56,038
I don't expect you
to understand...
954
00:44:56,793 --> 00:45:00,189
but I felt like I had no choice.
955
00:45:00,213 --> 00:45:02,775
They kept plying me
with these things
956
00:45:02,799 --> 00:45:05,569
and they made it very clear
that if I said no,
957
00:45:05,593 --> 00:45:06,933
I would be removed.
958
00:45:08,971 --> 00:45:09,971
So, I said yes.
959
00:45:12,225 --> 00:45:15,329
And spent my life
in a constant state of fear...
960
00:45:15,353 --> 00:45:17,403
...that I would be found out...
961
00:45:20,191 --> 00:45:21,191
as I just was.
962
00:45:23,486 --> 00:45:24,776
But Jesus.
963
00:45:25,696 --> 00:45:27,736
What a relief.
964
00:45:29,742 --> 00:45:30,832
A relief...
965
00:45:32,453 --> 00:45:34,833
This is not my home...
966
00:45:38,209 --> 00:45:41,209
it's a gilded cage.
967
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,840
Report me.
968
00:45:46,509 --> 00:45:47,196
Please.
969
00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:48,987
I knew
we shouldn't have come here.
970
00:45:49,011 --> 00:45:49,988
Okay, why did you
treat them like that?
971
00:45:50,012 --> 00:45:53,033
Treat them?
Were we even at the same table?
972
00:45:53,057 --> 00:45:53,994
Dad, they were just trying
to be nice.
973
00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:57,538
Playing poor isn't nice.
It's patronizing.
974
00:45:57,562 --> 00:45:59,589
I was hoping to find out
why you've been lying to me,
975
00:45:59,613 --> 00:46:01,291
but all I saw
is what they think of us
976
00:46:01,315 --> 00:46:03,605
and now, I understand it
even less. Where's your coat?
977
00:46:04,235 --> 00:46:06,213
I'm not coming with you.
978
00:46:06,237 --> 00:46:07,777
- I'm staying.
- No, you're not.
979
00:46:08,823 --> 00:46:10,073
- Z!
- Everything okay?
980
00:46:29,385 --> 00:46:32,281
Mone, I'm sure you're upset
with me. I get it.
981
00:46:32,305 --> 00:46:35,075
But look, you just went too far.
982
00:46:35,099 --> 00:46:36,459
I can't let you destroy
the school.
983
00:46:40,021 --> 00:46:41,021
I'm sorry.
984
00:46:43,065 --> 00:46:44,877
Ew. What are you doing?
985
00:46:44,901 --> 00:46:46,587
You're not supposed
to apologize.
986
00:46:46,611 --> 00:46:47,921
Excuse me?
987
00:46:47,945 --> 00:46:49,631
You're supposed to fight back.
That was the plan.
988
00:46:49,655 --> 00:46:51,525
And you did it.
989
00:46:52,241 --> 00:46:53,427
The plan?
990
00:46:53,451 --> 00:46:56,179
I put everything into place
so that you would come for me,
991
00:46:56,203 --> 00:46:58,018
and you played
into it perfectly.
992
00:46:58,042 --> 00:47:00,329
While Pippa and Bianca
caught it on camera.
993
00:47:01,667 --> 00:47:03,103
This was a setup?
994
00:47:03,127 --> 00:47:05,480
I told you that I'd find a way
to start the war.
995
00:47:05,504 --> 00:47:08,071
What better way than leaning
into the antiquated fetish
996
00:47:08,095 --> 00:47:11,069
of pitting two women
against each other?
997
00:47:11,093 --> 00:47:14,072
I can't be Blair
without a Serena.
998
00:47:14,096 --> 00:47:16,909
Fuck the spread,
we're gonna make the cover.
999
00:47:16,933 --> 00:47:20,329
- Push me in.
- I don't want a cover!
1000
00:47:20,353 --> 00:47:21,790
I want you to stop making
other people's lives miserable.
1001
00:47:21,814 --> 00:47:24,750
This isn't about other people.
1002
00:47:24,774 --> 00:47:27,130
This is about you losing to me...
1003
00:47:27,154 --> 00:47:28,925
...and not being able
to stomach it.
1004
00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:31,590
So, you schemed and manipulated
to get your way.
1005
00:47:31,614 --> 00:47:33,720
You're doing exactly
what I'm doing.
1006
00:47:33,744 --> 00:47:36,331
Hmm. I should know,
I learned it from you.
1007
00:47:38,663 --> 00:47:40,753
You're right. I'm a hypocrite.
1008
00:47:41,707 --> 00:47:44,587
But not anymore.
I'm not doing this.
1009
00:47:46,337 --> 00:47:48,057
But what are you doing?
You can't walk away.
1010
00:47:55,179 --> 00:47:57,950
Did you see that?
Julien pushed Monet!
1011
00:48:07,942 --> 00:48:09,878
Finally, we can start our party...
1012
00:48:09,902 --> 00:48:13,090
Please. Roy is so passionate
about this opportunity.
1013
00:48:13,114 --> 00:48:14,969
And he just... He wanted to make
the right impression.
1014
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,138
I've gotten
the right impression.
1015
00:48:16,162 --> 00:48:20,389
I don't stand for being tricked.
1016
00:48:20,413 --> 00:48:24,173
And how could I expect respect
from two men who...
1017
00:48:25,418 --> 00:48:29,189
don't even value the promise
they made to one another?
1018
00:48:29,213 --> 00:48:29,860
Hmm, okay.
1019
00:48:29,884 --> 00:48:33,318
Uh. Well, with all due respect,
1020
00:48:33,342 --> 00:48:36,822
uh, my dads, married or not,
are a model
1021
00:48:36,846 --> 00:48:40,033
of a supportive relationship.
My dad cares so much
1022
00:48:40,057 --> 00:48:41,660
about my pops
that he was willing
1023
00:48:41,684 --> 00:48:44,329
to sacrifice his comfort...
1024
00:48:44,353 --> 00:48:45,633
...to appeal
to someone like you.
1025
00:48:47,773 --> 00:48:49,670
That was the true deception tonight.
1026
00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:52,379
And you are an expert at, uh,
1027
00:48:52,403 --> 00:48:55,283
some kind of healthy relationship?
1028
00:48:57,283 --> 00:48:59,845
Max is an amazing boyfriend
1029
00:48:59,869 --> 00:49:01,016
who's willing to sacrifice
his own comfort
1030
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,724
for the people
he cares about, too.
1031
00:49:03,748 --> 00:49:06,248
Oh! I... I'm confused,
whose... whose boyfriend is he?
1032
00:49:07,793 --> 00:49:10,480
- He's mine.
- And mine. Both of us.
1033
00:49:10,504 --> 00:49:12,651
The moral decline in this house.
1034
00:49:12,675 --> 00:49:16,570
You know, the only moral decline
in this house is yours.
1035
00:49:16,594 --> 00:49:19,201
You know, I don't want
to have anything to do
1036
00:49:19,225 --> 00:49:22,200
with, um, "your park,"
if it means dealing
1037
00:49:22,224 --> 00:49:24,703
with small-minded bigots
like you, Iris.
1038
00:49:26,270 --> 00:49:28,707
Of what you think,
this is a sex-positive,
1039
00:49:28,731 --> 00:49:31,126
gender-fluid,
flashy as fuck home.
1040
00:49:32,318 --> 00:49:35,278
And I won't let it be anything
less than that ever again.
1041
00:49:37,656 --> 00:49:38,656
Good night, Iris.
1042
00:49:41,410 --> 00:49:43,388
Well... that was bleak.
1043
00:49:43,412 --> 00:49:47,017
Or a success. You got
all the evidence you need.
1044
00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:48,769
Are you going to send
the recording to the board?
1045
00:49:48,793 --> 00:49:50,190
Or, uh, if you want
to keep your hands clean,
1046
00:49:50,214 --> 00:49:52,481
- Gossip Girl?
- She's miserable.
1047
00:49:52,505 --> 00:49:56,443
And it isn't even her fault.
We'd just get her fired
1048
00:49:56,467 --> 00:50:00,322
for some replacement to come in,
do the same? Maybe worse?
1049
00:50:00,346 --> 00:50:03,136
I don't want that small victory.
I don't think you do either.
1050
00:50:09,772 --> 00:50:11,583
You don't have to do that, sweetheart.
1051
00:50:11,607 --> 00:50:12,375
No. It's the least I can do
1052
00:50:12,399 --> 00:50:14,216
after the show
my dad just put on.
1053
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,963
God, I mean, you open your home
to him
1054
00:50:16,987 --> 00:50:18,527
and he just does nothing
but judge you.
1055
00:50:19,073 --> 00:50:22,344
I... I'm so sorry.
1056
00:50:22,368 --> 00:50:25,764
Your dad is hurt.
I mean, it's one thing to lie
1057
00:50:25,788 --> 00:50:27,849
about leaving a party
that you're supposed
1058
00:50:27,873 --> 00:50:31,103
- to be at, but to lie...
- ...to spend time
1059
00:50:31,127 --> 00:50:32,287
with another family?
1060
00:50:33,254 --> 00:50:35,857
The type of family
that he wasn't able
1061
00:50:35,881 --> 00:50:36,881
to provide you?
1062
00:50:38,050 --> 00:50:39,300
And Garrett and I, we...
1063
00:50:40,261 --> 00:50:43,391
we really wanted to make
a good impression,
1064
00:50:45,057 --> 00:50:46,326
but your dad wasn't wrong.
1065
00:50:46,350 --> 00:50:49,496
We chose to present
ourselves in a way
1066
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,480
that we thought would make him
more comfortable,
1067
00:50:53,732 --> 00:50:54,812
instead of being ourselves.
1068
00:50:56,527 --> 00:50:57,777
We pushed him away.
1069
00:51:00,156 --> 00:51:01,156
Don't do the same.
1070
00:51:05,327 --> 00:51:08,098
I, uh, I'm sorry about all that.
1071
00:51:08,122 --> 00:51:09,479
No, it's us who should be sorry.
1072
00:51:09,503 --> 00:51:12,838
And I never want you to hide
who you are for someone else.
1073
00:51:13,961 --> 00:51:15,281
Especially if those people
are us.
1074
00:51:16,589 --> 00:51:18,358
I know, there's just...
There's so much uncertainty
1075
00:51:18,382 --> 00:51:22,362
about what this is,
and maybe people,
1076
00:51:22,386 --> 00:51:25,782
or colleges, or who knows
1077
00:51:25,806 --> 00:51:27,576
who will be weird
about it, but...
1078
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,870
But we said all for all
or none for none.
1079
00:51:29,894 --> 00:51:31,746
It's time we made good on that.
1080
00:51:31,770 --> 00:51:33,170
Do you want to tell GG,
or should I?
1081
00:51:36,108 --> 00:51:37,169
Well...
1082
00:51:37,193 --> 00:51:40,338
I knew you three
were experimenting,
1083
00:51:40,362 --> 00:51:41,840
but I...
1084
00:51:41,864 --> 00:51:43,184
...I didn't expect
a relationship.
1085
00:51:44,825 --> 00:51:45,825
How does it work?
1086
00:51:46,827 --> 00:51:49,183
Have you ever seen Bertolucci's
The Dreamers?
1087
00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:51,183
Oh, no, babe!
1088
00:51:51,207 --> 00:51:52,934
That does not help.
1089
00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:55,020
Maybe we should talk
about this on our way home.
1090
00:51:55,044 --> 00:51:55,651
Let's go.
1091
00:51:55,675 --> 00:51:57,939
Okay.
1092
00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:14,789
Something I've been wanting
1093
00:52:14,813 --> 00:52:16,773
to do all night.
1094
00:52:21,237 --> 00:52:25,342
There.
1095
00:52:25,366 --> 00:52:26,760
Yeah, that's...
1096
00:52:26,784 --> 00:52:30,430
That's much better.
1097
00:52:30,454 --> 00:52:31,769
I'm sorry about the park.
1098
00:52:31,793 --> 00:52:33,558
Oh, I don't care
about that park.
1099
00:52:33,582 --> 00:52:35,182
I should never have asked you
to do this.
1100
00:52:36,168 --> 00:52:37,896
It's okay. It was one night.
1101
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,191
No, no, it wasn't.
I've been asking you
1102
00:52:41,215 --> 00:52:42,835
to dim your light
for a long time.
1103
00:52:43,926 --> 00:52:46,238
And you...
...Gideon Wolfe,
1104
00:52:46,262 --> 00:52:49,115
are meant to shine
at full wattage.
1105
00:52:49,139 --> 00:52:53,849
I should never have asked for it
to be any other way. Hey!
1106
00:52:57,147 --> 00:52:58,687
I'm sorry.
1107
00:52:59,733 --> 00:53:01,493
Wait.
1108
00:53:32,349 --> 00:53:33,979
Control is an illusion.
1109
00:53:36,562 --> 00:53:39,127
Although it might feel like
1110
00:53:39,151 --> 00:53:41,438
we have the power
to effect change...
1111
00:53:54,955 --> 00:53:57,726
I'm really sorry that you had
to witness all that last night.
1112
00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:02,564
Stop apologizing. I don't think
you understand how important
1113
00:54:02,588 --> 00:54:05,066
that dinner was for me to be
a part of.
1114
00:54:05,090 --> 00:54:07,527
For you,
they may be messy, but for me,
1115
00:54:07,551 --> 00:54:09,011
I saw what I've always wanted.
1116
00:54:10,262 --> 00:54:11,262
What's that?
1117
00:54:11,889 --> 00:54:13,533
Openness.
1118
00:54:13,557 --> 00:54:15,493
Your friends
just lay everything out
1119
00:54:15,517 --> 00:54:17,727
on the table,
no matter how complicated.
1120
00:54:18,854 --> 00:54:22,917
My family...
...we stay quiet.
1121
00:54:22,941 --> 00:54:25,253
We don't go
anywhere uncomfortable.
1122
00:54:25,277 --> 00:54:27,883
Your friends care
so much about each other.
1123
00:54:27,907 --> 00:54:30,050
About you. You can't just...
leave that behind
1124
00:54:30,074 --> 00:54:32,124
because it's messy.
1125
00:54:33,869 --> 00:54:36,999
Embrace the mess, Obie,
because you're messy too.
1126
00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:42,746
The truth is,
what we really need
1127
00:54:43,712 --> 00:54:44,922
is a guiding hand.
1128
00:54:46,131 --> 00:54:47,341
Looks like it's official.
1129
00:54:49,259 --> 00:54:50,589
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
1130
00:54:52,638 --> 00:54:54,058
Fine. I'll beat you next time.
1131
00:54:55,599 --> 00:54:57,327
A strong,
supportive hand to hold
1132
00:54:57,351 --> 00:55:00,121
as you march off into war.
1133
00:55:11,490 --> 00:55:13,259
What's going on?
1134
00:55:13,283 --> 00:55:15,680
Burton's been suspended
until further notice.
1135
00:55:15,704 --> 00:55:18,002
They launched an investigation
after the Gossip Girl post.
1136
00:55:18,414 --> 00:55:20,266
It's you.
1137
00:55:20,290 --> 00:55:21,790
You sent the post
to Gossip Girl.
1138
00:55:22,584 --> 00:55:24,729
Why? We decided against it.
1139
00:55:24,753 --> 00:55:25,860
Burton's a hydra,
you cut off one head
1140
00:55:25,884 --> 00:55:29,406
- and two more will appear.
- This isn't Greek mythology.
1141
00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:32,153
It's war.
Every war has collateral damage
1142
00:55:32,177 --> 00:55:33,405
and Burton has to be ours.
1143
00:55:33,429 --> 00:55:35,615
But war is never pretty.
1144
00:55:35,639 --> 00:55:37,746
And it's time to pick a side...
1145
00:55:37,770 --> 00:55:41,704
Before any of you say anything,
I did not push Monet
1146
00:55:41,728 --> 00:55:44,568
in the fountain. What is it?
1147
00:55:52,281 --> 00:55:53,383
Oh, my God.
1148
00:55:53,407 --> 00:55:55,093
Did she really convince everyone
1149
00:55:55,117 --> 00:55:56,447
to follow her dress code?
1150
00:55:57,578 --> 00:55:59,597
What did I say?
Only whispers in this hall.
1151
00:55:59,621 --> 00:56:02,267
Anything above 30 decibels
and you're out.
1152
00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:03,560
Is she serious?
We can't let her
1153
00:56:03,584 --> 00:56:05,069
- get away with this.
- I'd push her in the fountain.
1154
00:56:05,093 --> 00:56:06,312
- Or down the stairs.
- You unleashed a monster.
1155
00:56:06,336 --> 00:56:07,814
She's got too much power now.
1156
00:56:07,838 --> 00:56:09,774
She won't stop
unless you stop her.
1157
00:56:09,798 --> 00:56:11,945
You need to do something,
Jules. It's time.
1158
00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:14,927
Because this war
has only just begun.
88065
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