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I'll have y'all home in 20.
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New year, new me incoming.
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- You okay, Mone?
- I'm gonna be perfect.
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Happy New Year, followers.
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Been a minute,
and I know you've missed me.
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Because it must have been
pretty dark and lonely
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out there without me around.
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Lucky for you, I'm
the light at the end of your tunnel.
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You still want me to eat that?
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Here to illuminate
what you've been up to
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while you thought
no one was watching.
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And to those of you
who may doubt
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the credibility
of what I might say,
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remember, I can only
be as honest as you are.
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But admit it,
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it's the fiction that keeps
the facts interesting, anyway.
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So try to ignore me if you dare.
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Pretty soon...
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I'll have everyone talking.
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And you'll be back here
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to make sure
they're not talking about you.
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- No, no...
- ...maybe.
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Is that Vera Wang?
Definitely not.
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The guidelines say no ivory,
no buff, no pearl.
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No décolletage, no trains,
no excessive lace, no beading.
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Just stiff duchess satin,
organdy, or tulle.
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There aren't many choices.
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Even less with Gossip Girl
trying to burn my contacts
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by telling the world
I deal in knockoffs.
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- Does this look like a knockoff?
- Still no response?
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At first, I thought
she didn't like the selects,
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so I sent more.
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Who could say no
to that Peter Do?
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It was on its way to Zendaya,
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and I had to "blackmail"
Law Roach's assistant
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with those pictures
of her and Cancel Elgort.
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At this point, I expect Julien
to show up in Patagonia.
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We had a whole plan
at New Year's, right?
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Yeah, m... maybe
she's finally giving up?
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She hasn't even opened IG.
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What kind of an influencer
isn't online?
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If she's not online, then...
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what is she doing?
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- Oh, no.
- Me first!
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- Wait! I need to shower.
- So do I.
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I thought you already did.
I heard the water.
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I ran it for steam.
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It's part one of my three-part
skincare routine.
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Used to be ten,
but new research shows
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that all you need
is a cleanser, moisturizer,
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- and a sunblock...
- I'm not following.
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- A bunch of dermatologists...
- No, I mean, I don't care.
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And I need to get in there.
Some of us have hair.
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Why don't you go put together
an outfit in your closet...
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What, you know,
used to be my bedroom.
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And by the time you're done,
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maybe I can see myself
in the full-size mirror again.
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If my stuff is an imposition,
I'll just...
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- I'll...
- Everything okay here?
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You're sharing well
with your sister, Z?
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All yours.
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Hmm.
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We're gonna be late.
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It doesn't normally
take this long.
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It's my third time this
morning, just give me a second.
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Hon, you awake?
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I took a red eye so we could
have breakfast together.
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- Shit, shit, shit.
- Shit, shit. Go, go.
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Uh, great. But, uh,
don't... don't come in.
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- Audrey and I aren't...
- Alone.
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Decent.
We're not decent.
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Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
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Well,
can you get decent quickly?
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- Okay, come on, come on.
- I promised Governor Kathy
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I'd have tea with her at 10:00,
and I can't cancel again.
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The two of us
will be right there.
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How do you feel
about making some omelets?
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- That sounds great!
- Yeah, sure.
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- A whole semester on Chaucer?
- Yes, and it's an AP class.
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Miss Keller got me
in a year early.
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Well...
...I'm relieved
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you're taking school seriously.
After what I read...
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Dad, I've never even seen coke,
let alone touched it.
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Why are you
still reading Gossip Girl?
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Are those overalls?
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I know they're your thing
but I hope you don't mind.
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I augmented them a little bit.
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Everything you wear just works,
doesn't it?
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All right.
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I thought you hated this kind.
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You can have mine, Z.
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I'll just grab something
on the way to school.
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The bus stop
is literally outside the door.
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Excited for your first-ever
college counseling session?
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Dad, I'm a freshman.
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- Oh, he means me.
- She's not gonna go to college.
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Yes. I am.
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We were texting about it
over break.
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Yeah, I'm thinking
of pursuing an MBA.
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Oh, really?
What does it stand for?
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- Um...
- Have to say...
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I'm pretty impressed you've been
staying off social media.
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Yeah, I hardly even miss it.
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I'm loving these heat lamps.
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Right?
We can finally sit outside.
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Oh, my gosh.
Look, there's a coffee cart now.
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The one on the right, guys.
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Down the hall.
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Kate!
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Wow, do you look great!
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- Don't I look great too? I...
- Did you see the new heat lamps?
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And were those Compass chairs?
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Those cost almost
500 dollars apiece!
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A gift from the de Haan family
for the student cafeteria.
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Yet we still get Costco coffee.
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I swear,
she's trolling me on purpose.
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Told you she wouldn't let it go.
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The woman called me a Karen.
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The Jeanneret chairs were
in exchange for something else
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you're really not gonna like,
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but I'm gonna like
watching you not like.
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I gave her a C!
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And her mom gifted her a B-plus.
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All the more reason for you
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to take out your anger
on her anonymously,
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like my cousins who
may or may not have
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- stormed the Capitol.
- Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Has Julien given you on anything
on Camille yet?
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Last I checked,
Gossip Girl was...
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- Is.
- Is she back?
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She is, without us.
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It was "too many voices."
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New year, new mission.
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- I was gonna tell you, I just...
- Didn't?
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After outing every tipster,
who would even click on this,
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let alone send anything in?
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I cut a deal with Julien.
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She thinks
Gossip Girl made her better.
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She wants to do the same
for everyone else.
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- And you believe her?
- She's already sending in tips.
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Though only some
of them are true.
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Like Zoya selling
drugs. It's like two truths and a lie.
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I was a green sash in NXIVM.
I've been to Epstein's island.
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I found Hunter Biden's laptop.
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I can't believe you organized
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his closet by color.
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You left me in there so long
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that the whites
are subdivided by shade.
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We're sorry, okay?
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Jodi's not like your dads.
She's not ready
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to have breakfast with, uh...
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{\an8}...a full table.
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Another blast?
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What's next,
I buy my books on Amazon?
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It's not about you.
It's... it's about Max.
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Which teacher am I fucking now?
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Welcome back, my pretties.
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What better way
to ring in this new year
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than to announce just who
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got Max Wolfe's
ball to drop first in '22?
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Noah Beck at Hype House?
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Olivia Rodrigo
backstage at the Bowl?
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Or perhaps
it was a holy trinity?
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How about I post
the real holy trinity right now?
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Do you want me
to blur your body parts,
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or will we just wait and see
how long it takes
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for us to get reported?
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Un... unless you guys don't feel
comfortable with people knowing?
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No, no, no. Of course we are!
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It's just, Gossip Girl
is in her flop era right now.
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So why give her
the exclusive, you know?
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I just remembered...
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I forgot to get my copy
of Dubliners back from Julien.
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So I'm gonna go catch her
before she gets into class.
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First, I'm gonna go
grab some coffee. Bye.
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She's wearing overalls,
like an American Girl doll.
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Just wait,
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ten people will be wearing
these by tomorrow.
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Yes, teachers. Did you not get
the mood boards I sent you?
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I did, and I wasn't in the mood.
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This semester, I have zero plans
beyond figuring out my future.
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Do I boost my GPA?
Take on extracurriculars?
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It's all about getting
into a good college.
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College?
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You might as well fall down
a Chilean mine for four years.
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When you come back out again,
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not even your family
will remember you.
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Okay. Um, maybe
you're not hearing me.
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I'm starting over.
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Which means I'm not gonna
be going after everything.
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I'm just gonna let
whatever comes to me come to me.
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And without a platform
on which to be contacted,
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how do you expect
that to happen? Osmosis?
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I'm excited to see.
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Love the overalls.
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- Time for your next meeting.
- Hmm.
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00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:46,597
Now do you see
why I defected on Halloween?
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I saw this crash coming.
200
00:10:48,123 --> 00:10:50,059
Now you pulled me back in,
and I'm collateral.
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00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,083
Thanks so much.
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Do you think I'm doing
the wrong thing, giving it up to God
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00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,987
or whatever people
who believe in that stuff say?
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00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,323
The only reason
that New Year's even exists
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besides that pagan thing
that no one talks about...
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- Hmm.
- ...is for the world
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to give us permission
to try something new.
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So, like, on any given Monday,
you can say you're going vegan,
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but in January
everyone believes you.
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I mean, look at me.
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Two weeks ago, if I said
I was in a queer relationship,
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everyone would probably accuse
me of trying to center myself.
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But in January,
I'm speaking factually!
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How is that going?
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Oh, my God. It's like
a constant endorphin rush.
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Nothing can put me
in a bad mood.
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Even that.
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Hey, Z!
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Trouble in Buffalo?
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I mean, things have been
a little tense
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the last 24 hours.
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But that's what happens
when three people
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share a bathroom.
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Speaking of sharing,
can we talk about it yet?
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People are gonna
lose their minds.
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We're trying
to keep it low-pro, okay?
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It's still so new...
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{\an8}And it looks like people
have already lost their minds.
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What is this?
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Does anyone
really believe this shit?
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"Noble O really paid people
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to protest outside
432 Park in 2019"?
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I think that actually happened.
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00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,505
I wonder how
Gossip Girl found out.
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Who cares? This account is
more dated than Diet Prada.
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I don't even know why I still
have post notifications on.
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I don't mind GG.
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I learned a lesson from her
putting our shit out there.
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Secrets just blow up
in our faces.
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Easy for you to say.
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My secret requires
three-factor authentication.
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Even if we all agreed,
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I'm not sure I want it
to be public knowledge.
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Right. 'Cause relationships
always work out
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when you have to lie about them.
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Excuse me, but I wasn't aware
that they work when you don't.
247
00:12:28,056 --> 00:12:29,492
How is Obie, by the way?
248
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,160
Have you heard from him?
Has anyone?
249
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,954
It's just advice.
Do whatever you want.
250
00:12:33,978 --> 00:12:36,058
I don't need permission,
and I am.
251
00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:51,058
Uh, which thing? I'll get it.
252
00:12:51,082 --> 00:12:52,522
Yeah, just gimme a hand?
253
00:12:53,414 --> 00:12:54,424
Hey!
254
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,685
Don't worry about the plants.
255
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,145
Those are my things!
256
00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:01,065
Wh... Why are you taking them
out of my room?
257
00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:03,150
Uh, you've been relocated.
258
00:13:03,174 --> 00:13:06,531
- Sorry, who are you?
- Mike Shubin. Russian Classics.
259
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:08,699
And this is my room,
always has been.
260
00:13:08,723 --> 00:13:10,538
I've been here
for the last two years.
261
00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:13,702
While I was on sabbatical.
But now I'm back.
262
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,372
You lucked out. Most teachers
start subterranean.
263
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,999
Pro tip. Put an air freshener
in the ceiling vent, uh,
264
00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:22,002
helps mask
the essence of mildew.
265
00:13:28,157 --> 00:13:29,385
- Shubes!
- Hey!
266
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,928
Hi! My mom is gonna be
so happy you're back.
267
00:13:30,952 --> 00:13:33,138
Already have dinner
on the books.
268
00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:34,849
- Oh, good.
- Looking forward to it.
269
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:37,106
{\an8}- How you doing?
- I've been good. How are you?
270
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,400
{\an8}It's you! Miss Keller.
271
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,277
My guidance counselor
for college?
272
00:13:46,301 --> 00:13:47,908
It says we got assigned.
273
00:13:47,932 --> 00:13:49,697
What do you think my odds are?
274
00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:51,078
Right. Um...
275
00:13:51,102 --> 00:13:53,659
{\an8}Our first meeting
isn't till later this week...
276
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:56,773
{\an8}...but
how are your extracurriculars?
277
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,289
Um...
278
00:13:58,313 --> 00:14:00,960
I've volunteered publicly.
279
00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:03,322
- Does that help me stand out?
- Mmm...
280
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,423
{\an8}Um,
281
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,925
{\an8}just because something is public
doesn't mean it matters.
282
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,511
Who are you without Instagram?
283
00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:14,263
I'm thinking about that...
284
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,707
...for the first... time.
285
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:21,395
{\an8}Anyway, I'm, uh, really excited
to be working with you.
286
00:14:21,419 --> 00:14:22,879
Me too.
287
00:14:25,673 --> 00:14:27,109
Have you seen this?
288
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,240
- "Lunet used to make out?"
- Hmm?
289
00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:32,865
What kind of ship name is that?
We clearly would be Mona.
290
00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:34,325
Is she a good kisser?
291
00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:37,119
It's... It's not true!
None of it.
292
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,103
Gossip Girl's gone
full Facebook.
293
00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:41,624
But wait, if...
294
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,083
if you believe her,
then who's to say
295
00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:45,336
that she doesn't have the power
to make Julien popular again?
296
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,587
That won't happen.
297
00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:48,467
People will be bored
by Gossip Girl by then.
298
00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:51,634
Everybody loves a dumpster fire.
She hasn't lost one follower.
299
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,218
If I'm going
to take Julien's place,
300
00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:57,848
I need Gossip Girl
to make my assumption public.
301
00:14:57,872 --> 00:15:00,269
The guillotine was placed
in the town square for a reason.
302
00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:01,977
You didn't just kill your enemy,
303
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,064
you struck fear
in everyone else as well.
304
00:15:05,088 --> 00:15:07,316
Are you still going
to the debutante ball with me?
305
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,400
I would follow you
through the gates of hell.
306
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:12,071
Good. Because you both
will have very important roles
307
00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:13,405
when we get there.
308
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:16,158
Come Sunday,
Julien's head will roll,
309
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,744
and the crown
that she never respected
310
00:15:18,768 --> 00:15:21,622
will finally... be on mine.
311
00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:24,835
Uh, hey. How much for an eighth?
312
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:26,835
Supply chain issues. Get lost.
313
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,006
Bye-bye.
314
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,756
That is the third time
this morning.
315
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,177
Oh, just means your cred's up.
316
00:15:32,201 --> 00:15:34,885
Check it. I'm wearing
the mood ring we fished out
317
00:15:34,909 --> 00:15:37,554
from the tracks of the C.
318
00:15:37,578 --> 00:15:39,807
I've been purple-excited
to see you all morning.
319
00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:40,975
Right.
320
00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:42,106
Plus my knuckle
has been tingling,
321
00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,035
so I may lick it later
and see what happens.
322
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,689
I thought you were gonna wear
323
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,528
the earring we found
in your pizza.
324
00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:49,566
Couldn't find 'em.
325
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:51,860
I've had trouble finding
anything now that my bedroom
326
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,031
has been turned
into a Farfetch warehouse.
327
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:56,407
Ugh!
That girl is on another level.
328
00:15:56,431 --> 00:15:57,078
And my dad
doesn't even seem to notice.
329
00:15:57,102 --> 00:15:59,410
Actually, he notices her plenty.
330
00:15:59,434 --> 00:16:00,874
It's just me
that's turned invisible.
331
00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:02,246
Okay, so Jules is his favorite.
332
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:05,207
- He doesn't have a favorite.
- All parents do.
333
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,459
And it's best to know
exactly where you stand.
334
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:09,461
- Aren't you an only child?
- No.
335
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,895
I just have only child energy.
336
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,216
Right. Well,
337
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,968
I know I campaigned
for her to live with us,
338
00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:18,554
but I forgot how much space
she takes up, literally.
339
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,888
My dad and I just...
340
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,269
...need to spend
some alone time together,
341
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,350
which we're gonna
do this Saturday.
342
00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:25,821
You know, the cheapest tickets
at TKTS and Xi'an's Famous,
343
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:28,022
just the two of us.
344
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,899
Look, you made those plans
before she moved in.
345
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,133
If I were you, I'd confirm.
346
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,642
- Now they're wearing overalls?
- Yeah.
347
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,498
You're all looking
at Gossip Girl
348
00:16:42,522 --> 00:16:43,415
{\an8}as if tip gate never happened.
349
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:46,915
{\an8}When the goss is this good,
all is forgiven.
350
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,046
Only 'cause no one's talking
about you.
351
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,754
Spotted.
Lone Wolfe no more.
352
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:55,215
Just three little piggies
in one blanket.
353
00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:57,259
{\an8}Threesomes are so last year.
354
00:16:57,283 --> 00:17:02,014
Now, it's all about
the full-time trio.
355
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:06,268
Close Friends status awarded
to anyone who can get cold,
356
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,382
preferably hard, proof.
357
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,054
- Hi.
- Hi.
358
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,445
- Oh, I love macarons.
- Great news.
359
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:21,784
I was able to pull some strings
and got you added last-minute
360
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,078
as a debutante this Saturday.
361
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,959
Did someone tell you
I'd be interested in that?
362
00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:27,289
'Cause I'm not.
363
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,750
Deb balls are outdated
and problematic.
364
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:32,801
Well, they used to be,
until my mom got on the board
365
00:17:32,825 --> 00:17:36,799
and gave it a refresh.
Now, they don't only include
366
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,640
high-achieving women of color
like ourselves,
367
00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:42,304
but all proceeds go to charity.
368
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:45,474
I mean, who doesn't love
a chance to look stunning
369
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,267
while... while helping the world?
370
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,353
Old me would've jumped,
but new me
371
00:17:49,377 --> 00:17:51,146
just really isn't looking
for that kind of attention.
372
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,483
So... thanks, but no thanks.
373
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,486
You know that I support
this whole
374
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,657
Eat, Pray, Don't Post journey
that you're on.
375
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,743
But not being visible
has consequences, right?
376
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:08,622
Plus, hot guys!
Ugh! If you're into that.
377
00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:12,376
Ms. Keller did seem underwhelmed
by my extracurriculars.
378
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,838
And you on the cover
of the Style section,
379
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:16,969
I mean, it would be
the best college essay
380
00:18:16,993 --> 00:18:19,383
you could ever write.
381
00:18:19,407 --> 00:18:20,717
I'll see you at rehearsal.
382
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:22,177
Yeah, fine.
383
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:43,490
This card is for a full week
at the Equinox hotel!
384
00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:46,577
That's worthless.
It's in Hudson Yards.
385
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:48,787
This is a Frank Gehry
Hennessy bottle, though.
386
00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:50,414
Hmm. It's gorgeous!
387
00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:53,125
It also worth
half a year's tuition.
388
00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:56,128
What does this man do
that gets him all this?
389
00:18:56,152 --> 00:18:58,380
Maybe it's just
the price to look at him.
390
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,257
Something big is going down
391
00:19:00,281 --> 00:19:02,346
at the debutante ball
this weekend.
392
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:04,720
I'm sorry. Did I just
involuntarily time travel?
393
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,221
Did you say "debutante ball"?
394
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,639
My deb ball got shut down,
395
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,897
and by "shut down,"
I mean raided by the FBI.
396
00:19:09,921 --> 00:19:11,476
I need to be on the inside.
397
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,813
Why? You got what you wanted.
Tips are flowing again.
398
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:15,939
I can only keep peddling
399
00:19:15,963 --> 00:19:18,609
Julien's false rumors
for so long.
400
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,240
What better way to keep up
Gossip Girl's momentum
401
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:23,238
than an unsanctioned
live stream?
402
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,240
I see. This is about Camille.
403
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:29,077
How dare you even suggest that?
404
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,168
Is that really
what you think of me?
405
00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:33,248
Okay, fine. I'll play along.
406
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,250
So, how exactly do you plan
on getting in?
407
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,244
Right through the front door.
408
00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:40,862
You like cognac?
409
00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:44,152
I already have one of those.
410
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:50,098
I noticed you're going
to the deb ball this weekend.
411
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,269
I've always wondered
what those are like.
412
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:54,269
I can rec a few docs
you could watch.
413
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,610
Do you have a plus one?
414
00:19:56,634 --> 00:20:00,049
I'm flattered, but as a rule,
I don't date co-workers.
415
00:20:08,432 --> 00:20:10,289
You'll get 'em next time, slugger.
416
00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:13,455
So much for the front door.
417
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,839
Always been
a backdoor girl myself.
418
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,043
Ugh.
419
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:20,087
A deb ball? And you said yes?
420
00:20:20,111 --> 00:20:22,089
Yeah, it's gonna look good
on my college apps.
421
00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:24,100
Any college that cares about you
attending a deb ball
422
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:26,176
isn't a college
that you want to go to.
423
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,844
Things have changed.
424
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:29,096
You know,
they're... they're focusing
425
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,806
on the accomplishments
of young women,
426
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,516
not making women accomplishments.
427
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:35,435
And there's a strong push
for diversity.
428
00:20:35,459 --> 00:20:36,979
Monet's mom is the first
Black board member
429
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,253
this group has ever had.
430
00:20:40,381 --> 00:20:41,701
Your dad thinks
it's a great idea.
431
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,444
You talked to my dad already?
432
00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:47,114
Yeah. So, the girls
have to be present...
433
00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:49,575
Introduced by their fathers...
434
00:20:49,599 --> 00:20:53,269
Right. Because God forbid
you introduce yourself.
435
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:56,790
And since mine
is persona non grata,
436
00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:59,298
Nick agreed to help me out
tomorrow night.
437
00:20:59,322 --> 00:21:01,044
He and I have plans tomorrow.
438
00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:04,506
Which he mentioned, but said
you wouldn't mind rescheduling.
439
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,968
This is kind of a
once-in-a-lifetime experience, and...
440
00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:10,202
Just come with me to rehearsals
tonight after school.
441
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:11,786
Please?
442
00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:13,955
I think I'll pass.
443
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:33,660
Library? Really?
444
00:21:33,684 --> 00:21:35,620
No one will find us.
We're by books.
445
00:21:35,644 --> 00:21:37,381
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?
446
00:21:37,405 --> 00:21:39,291
What are you doing?
447
00:21:39,315 --> 00:21:42,377
I... Well, I mean, this is...
This is very last semester, no?
448
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,378
No, I mean, we're just trying
to keep a low profile.
449
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,679
- You know, Gossip Girl's back...
- Yeah.
450
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,215
...and we don't want
to be one of her rumors.
451
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,300
- Yeah.
- Except we're not a rumor.
452
00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:51,386
I... Y... I knew it.
453
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,477
You guys, you don't want
anyone else to know about us.
454
00:21:53,501 --> 00:21:54,765
No, it's just that, like,
455
00:21:54,789 --> 00:21:57,351
we don't know
what "us" really is yet.
456
00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,269
Yeah. And you know
what my dad did to me.
457
00:21:59,293 --> 00:22:02,610
I... I just want to come out
on my... o... our own terms.
458
00:22:02,634 --> 00:22:05,880
Okay, fine.
How about dinner tonight then?
459
00:22:07,968 --> 00:22:09,575
And then after,
I can book us a hotel suite,
460
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:11,675
and everyone can finish unencumbered.
461
00:22:13,474 --> 00:22:14,791
- Good?
- Yeah. Um.
462
00:22:14,815 --> 00:22:15,869
Yeah. Yeah,
463
00:22:15,893 --> 00:22:17,630
I'll make the res now.
464
00:22:17,654 --> 00:22:18,805
- Great.
- Yay.
465
00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:23,085
- I... I'm not ready.
- Me either.
466
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,419
Well, he's gonna think
it's about him, and it's not.
467
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,130
Well, let's not
make it about him.
468
00:22:27,154 --> 00:22:29,633
The attire is white dresses
only. They're very strict on that.
469
00:22:29,657 --> 00:22:30,717
I saw this McQueen that I loved.
Could it be deconstructed?
470
00:22:30,741 --> 00:22:33,929
It can be anything you want
as long as it's white.
471
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,807
Hmm. And you said
that I need an escort?
472
00:22:36,831 --> 00:22:37,599
Well, the proper term
is "cavalier."
473
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:40,435
A fellow deb
offered up her brother.
474
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,270
He goes to Concord,
and he's your height.
475
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,277
- My height?
- Well, that's a requirement.
476
00:22:44,301 --> 00:22:45,941
After you're presented by Nick,
477
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,609
then you'll go
to an escorted waltz.
478
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:49,530
{\an8}I don't think
I've ever waltzed before.
479
00:22:49,554 --> 00:22:52,239
{\an8}Well,
you can practice at rehearsal.
480
00:22:52,263 --> 00:22:54,328
{\an8}You're a natural at everything.
You'll pick it up fast.
481
00:22:54,352 --> 00:22:55,888
See you there, bestie.
482
00:23:02,606 --> 00:23:04,876
So... you were right.
My dad canceled on me
483
00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:08,507
because Julien needed somebody
to present her at some deb ball.
484
00:23:08,531 --> 00:23:10,715
His new fav daughter.
I warned you.
485
00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:11,800
And Monet has somehow
convinced her that the...
486
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:14,928
The ball has suddenly moved
into the 21st century.
487
00:23:14,952 --> 00:23:16,179
You know what else has moved
488
00:23:16,203 --> 00:23:17,480
into the 21st century?
489
00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:20,308
White supremacy.
Religious exemptions.
490
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,186
Amy Coney Barrett.
491
00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:27,090
Since when is Monet de Haan
your sister's moral compass?
492
00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:30,527
You need to
convince Julien otherwise.
493
00:23:30,551 --> 00:23:34,051
She did invite me
to the rehearsal.
494
00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:37,159
Then while
she's playing dress up,
495
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:40,162
you can dress down
the whole event.
496
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:44,522
And reach.
497
00:23:45,399 --> 00:23:46,399
Open up.
498
00:23:47,735 --> 00:23:48,855
And curtsy.
499
00:23:49,612 --> 00:23:53,202
Come back around
and look left...
500
00:23:54,617 --> 00:23:55,617
and right.
501
00:23:57,328 --> 00:24:03,101
And we waltz. Two, three.
Two, three. One, two, three.
502
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:06,021
Turn. Good.
503
00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:11,193
Two, three. One, two, three.
One, two, three. Turn.
504
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,570
Chin up. Two, three.
505
00:24:13,594 --> 00:24:16,990
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
506
00:24:17,014 --> 00:24:18,751
Turn. And rest.
507
00:24:18,775 --> 00:24:22,454
Very nice, everyone.
You've earned a break.
508
00:24:27,107 --> 00:24:30,086
Very impressive
for your first waltz.
509
00:24:30,110 --> 00:24:31,838
You're fitting in quite nicely,
Miss Calloway.
510
00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:35,342
It's not customary
to admit someone this late.
511
00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:38,678
I hope you understand
the magnitude of this honor.
512
00:24:38,702 --> 00:24:41,389
I do. Proud to be a part
of all the wonderful changes
513
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:42,560
you're making
in this institution.
514
00:24:42,584 --> 00:24:44,809
You made it.
515
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:47,395
This is not so bad, huh?
516
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:48,525
It's great. I mean,
517
00:24:48,549 --> 00:24:50,482
who doesn't love
watching men and women
518
00:24:50,506 --> 00:24:53,586
lined up according
to dated roles of gender norms?
519
00:24:54,718 --> 00:24:57,239
You seem to be
enjoying the view.
520
00:24:57,263 --> 00:25:00,242
I mean, it's the...
It's the least offensive thing.
521
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,618
Who is he?
522
00:25:01,642 --> 00:25:03,998
Oh, that's my cavalier,
Terrell Carter.
523
00:25:04,022 --> 00:25:06,373
The heir to a not-so-modest
automotive fortune.
524
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,756
If only he were a woman,
he'd be perfect.
525
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:13,421
I'm on the arm
of a future Brooklyn Net.
526
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,549
The heels
they're forcing me to wear.
527
00:25:16,824 --> 00:25:18,557
Just watch out
for my brother, Julien.
528
00:25:18,581 --> 00:25:20,762
He's the first gay
you'll ever meet
529
00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:22,055
with no rhythm whatsoever.
530
00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:24,396
I mean, other than me.
531
00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:27,686
He's been lovely, Shelby.
And I don't mind leading.
532
00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,437
I knew that you would
fit in here.
533
00:25:56,071 --> 00:25:56,798
Kate.
534
00:25:56,822 --> 00:25:59,718
- What are you...
- I'm Julien's counselor.
535
00:25:59,742 --> 00:26:00,719
I was visiting a friend nearby,
536
00:26:00,743 --> 00:26:03,453
so I just thought
I'd drop these off.
537
00:26:04,455 --> 00:26:05,974
Nice color.
538
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:09,436
Oh. No one's touched
the place in years.
539
00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:12,000
And the girls are okay
with who's paying for it?
540
00:26:14,089 --> 00:26:14,649
They understand that decision.
541
00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:18,653
I've come to understand it, too.
542
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:22,057
I'm really sorry for any stress
I may have caused you.
543
00:26:24,266 --> 00:26:25,346
That actually means a lot.
544
00:26:26,769 --> 00:26:27,769
Here.
545
00:26:29,647 --> 00:26:31,857
Brown, Vassar, Smith?
546
00:26:32,775 --> 00:26:35,170
Are you sure
these are for Julien?
547
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,431
She's a smart girl.
548
00:26:36,455 --> 00:26:40,884
She'll have a sparkling resume
when it's time for college apps.
549
00:26:40,908 --> 00:26:42,510
And something
like that deb ball?
550
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,262
It's very good
to send her there.
551
00:26:44,286 --> 00:26:46,014
I, for one, am not looking
forward to spending a night
552
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,724
with all the people
I help sue on a daily basis.
553
00:26:47,748 --> 00:26:51,603
I could come
with you as a buffer?
554
00:26:51,627 --> 00:26:54,731
You saved me
from all those parents
555
00:26:54,755 --> 00:26:57,859
at the fundraiser last semester.
556
00:26:57,883 --> 00:27:01,404
- Allow me to return the favor?
- Hmm.
557
00:27:04,473 --> 00:27:06,456
Uh, are you... are you sure
that this is the place
558
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,994
you want to go public?
559
00:27:08,018 --> 00:27:10,205
It's the only place I could get
a reservation for three.
560
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:14,569
If we were two, or four, maybe, but...
561
00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:17,379
Do you have a reservation?
562
00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:18,550
At five o'clock? Does it matter?
563
00:27:18,574 --> 00:27:21,216
Hope, for three?
564
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,700
Ah, yes. We spoke earlier.
Right this way.
565
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,117
Um.
This table is square.
566
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:34,396
It is.
567
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:37,340
I requested round.
I get claustrophobic, remember?
568
00:27:45,472 --> 00:27:46,533
Thanks.
569
00:27:53,230 --> 00:27:54,916
- I want bread.
- We just sat down.
570
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:55,797
Yeah. Well, if you ask
before they bring it,
571
00:27:55,821 --> 00:27:58,236
the service will stay
on their toes.
572
00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:02,924
Harris, hi.
What are you doing here?
573
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,554
My dad owns the building.
574
00:28:04,578 --> 00:28:07,178
He's mulling renting it
to Blue stone, but...
575
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:10,056
if you're here
with Aki and Max Wolfe,
576
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,727
maybe it's bouncing back.
577
00:28:11,751 --> 00:28:13,768
Or is Gossip Girl
right about you three?
578
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:16,855
No "or." Only "and."
As in, "and I agree."
579
00:28:16,879 --> 00:28:18,898
And God,
we should hang out more.
580
00:28:18,922 --> 00:28:19,987
And, um...
581
00:28:20,011 --> 00:28:22,694
And you're done
with this conversation? Me too.
582
00:28:26,221 --> 00:28:29,159
I ordered something sparkling.
583
00:28:29,183 --> 00:28:29,790
You know,
I... I figured, why not?
584
00:28:29,814 --> 00:28:32,228
It's a celebratory moment.
585
00:28:34,229 --> 00:28:35,498
Our first public date.
586
00:28:41,904 --> 00:28:42,761
My mom did it again!
587
00:28:42,785 --> 00:28:44,924
What's happening?
588
00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:46,468
I told her I was...
589
00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:47,492
What?
590
00:28:53,081 --> 00:28:56,144
- And I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Wanna try again?
591
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,687
Uh, can you take a photo of us?
592
00:28:57,711 --> 00:28:59,001
Audrey? Can you...
593
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,968
Yeah, cute. Love that.
594
00:29:02,925 --> 00:29:04,360
Max, why aren't you taking it?
595
00:29:04,384 --> 00:29:08,490
Sh... Uh... Shouldn't I be in it?
Is it not... Excuse me, sir?
596
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,617
- Sir!
- You know what?
597
00:29:10,641 --> 00:29:13,248
I... I forgot to wash my hands
after I did something gross.
598
00:29:13,272 --> 00:29:15,058
Uh...
599
00:29:20,442 --> 00:29:22,822
Your phone.
600
00:29:23,987 --> 00:29:27,093
What is it? Obie finally climbed
out of that fox's hole?
601
00:29:27,117 --> 00:29:29,052
Uh, no, no,
it's just a Deadline alert.
602
00:29:29,076 --> 00:29:31,137
You know,
Sundance is coming soon,
603
00:29:31,161 --> 00:29:32,451
- you know?
- Hmm.
604
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,061
{\an8}Okay. Well, then I... I mean,
if you need to go to Sundance,
605
00:29:38,085 --> 00:29:39,565
then I guess
that this dinner is over.
606
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:46,653
- What...
- With my boyfriend?
607
00:29:46,677 --> 00:29:49,137
Let's go, honey. Get your phone.
608
00:29:50,806 --> 00:29:52,492
Sorry, guys.
609
00:29:52,516 --> 00:29:54,346
Dad, you can't sell
this place now.
610
00:29:58,522 --> 00:29:59,459
Thank you for sticking around.
611
00:29:59,483 --> 00:30:02,337
I really needed
the extra practice.
612
00:30:02,361 --> 00:30:03,545
Didn't look like it.
613
00:30:12,619 --> 00:30:14,224
It's all falling into place.
614
00:30:14,248 --> 00:30:15,849
Julien won't know what hit her.
615
00:30:15,873 --> 00:30:18,543
- How'd you come up with this?
- Some talent can't be taught.
616
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,646
Bye.
617
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:23,460
Hey.
618
00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:25,984
Is everything okay here?
619
00:30:26,008 --> 00:30:27,758
It's just my girlfriend.
620
00:30:28,844 --> 00:30:29,661
She can't escort me
tomorrow night,
621
00:30:29,685 --> 00:30:31,785
and now we're in a big fight
about it. So...
622
00:30:31,809 --> 00:30:34,534
Why can't she escort you?
623
00:30:34,558 --> 00:30:36,518
Because this very
progressive board
624
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,349
only allows male cavaliers.
625
00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:40,919
It's just one night. Right?
626
00:30:40,943 --> 00:30:43,045
That's what they keep
telling me,
627
00:30:43,069 --> 00:30:44,586
and I keep telling her.
628
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:47,088
But she's...
629
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,702
And that's her.
630
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:51,616
I better take this.
631
00:30:52,659 --> 00:30:54,762
Hey, babe.
632
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,723
Sorry, I haven't had a chance
to call you...
633
00:30:56,747 --> 00:30:57,807
Does your college app
have an essay writing portion
634
00:30:57,831 --> 00:31:02,103
- on homophobia?
- You heard Shelby.
635
00:31:02,127 --> 00:31:04,230
- It's just one night.
- Are you hearing yourself?
636
00:31:04,254 --> 00:31:06,951
One night? Wh... I mean,
being forced to hide who you are
637
00:31:06,975 --> 00:31:09,152
for even just a minute
is ridic...
638
00:31:09,176 --> 00:31:12,989
Maybe we should stay out of this
because it's not our fight.
639
00:31:13,013 --> 00:31:14,200
And what about the great changes
640
00:31:14,224 --> 00:31:16,578
that are being made
to this institution?
641
00:31:17,979 --> 00:31:19,621
It isn't progress
if you're getting
642
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:21,331
to pick and choose
who's allowed in the door.
643
00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:23,541
If Shelby's okay with it,
we have to be, too.
644
00:31:23,565 --> 00:31:24,959
I like it here.
645
00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:26,800
This is the first time
in a while I feel like
646
00:31:26,824 --> 00:31:28,880
I have a sense of direction.
647
00:31:28,904 --> 00:31:29,841
Can you not make
this one of your causes,
648
00:31:29,865 --> 00:31:31,373
just this once? For me?
649
00:31:39,873 --> 00:31:41,309
What the hell was that?
650
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,438
You guys, you seem like
651
00:31:42,462 --> 00:31:44,270
you don't want anyone
to know about us.
652
00:31:44,294 --> 00:31:45,859
- That's not true.
- Not at all!
653
00:31:45,883 --> 00:31:47,649
Okay, well,
if I could see anything,
654
00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:50,777
I feel like
I would see you were lying.
655
00:31:50,801 --> 00:31:52,654
Look, we wanna
do this on our own terms.
656
00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:53,988
We told you that.
657
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:54,659
Yeah, that's what
we were supposed
658
00:31:54,683 --> 00:31:57,408
to be doing tonight.
659
00:31:57,432 --> 00:31:59,369
Look, maybe this was just
a terrible idea.
660
00:31:59,393 --> 00:32:04,123
Maybe we were just drunk
on the holiday spirit, and...
661
00:32:04,147 --> 00:32:06,294
Yeah, maybe we should just
end this thing now.
662
00:32:06,318 --> 00:32:07,418
- No. We don...
- No!
663
00:32:07,442 --> 00:32:09,492
- We don't want that.
- Okay. Prove it.
664
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:14,133
Okay. Um,
I'll text the chain now.
665
00:32:14,157 --> 00:32:15,510
Mm-mm. No.
666
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,004
In public, in front of everyone
tomorrow night.
667
00:32:18,912 --> 00:32:20,640
But we have that weird
debutante thing.
668
00:32:20,664 --> 00:32:22,688
Yeah. And what better place
to come out
669
00:32:22,712 --> 00:32:24,310
than a coming-out party?
670
00:32:24,334 --> 00:32:26,854
Us three on the dance floor,
671
00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:29,588
stealing the spotlight
in front of New York society.
672
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,300
Let's rip this Band-Aid off.
673
00:32:36,013 --> 00:32:37,865
It's worse than we thought.
674
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,034
Not only is the deb ball
just as bad as we suspected,
675
00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,205
- Julien doesn't care!
- Copy that.
676
00:32:41,229 --> 00:32:42,996
We kidnap and reprogram.
I know a guy.
677
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:45,373
No. We have to go
bigger than that.
678
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:46,874
Look, you know me.
679
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,543
I'm down to go as big
as you want to,
680
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:49,794
but... are you sure
681
00:32:49,818 --> 00:32:51,965
this isn't about you
not being Daddy's favorite?
682
00:32:51,989 --> 00:32:54,465
This is about justice!
And exposing a bloated,
683
00:32:54,489 --> 00:32:55,550
dated organization
for the hypocrites they are.
684
00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:58,744
- Uh... Uh...
- And I've got the plan to do it.
685
00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:02,015
Shit! All right, all right.
686
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:03,766
It's debutante season
687
00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:06,686
for our lovely ladies,
688
00:33:06,710 --> 00:33:09,397
and while we're excited
for all the coming-outs,
689
00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:13,860
we all know it's really about
who comes out on top.
690
00:33:13,884 --> 00:33:15,653
Mr. de Haan!
691
00:33:15,677 --> 00:33:16,946
Your wife is already inside.
692
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:18,865
Pleasure.
693
00:33:18,889 --> 00:33:21,286
I can't believe
Gemma wore her hair up.
694
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:23,728
The ears didn't do her
any favors.
695
00:33:24,686 --> 00:33:26,914
They distract from her face.
696
00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:28,545
What better way to celebrate
697
00:33:28,569 --> 00:33:31,586
burgeoning womanhood
than with those who raised us?
698
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,463
You look beautiful, Zoya.
699
00:33:33,487 --> 00:33:36,257
Well, how about me?
I'm so nervous.
700
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,928
Never would've expected
to be at something like this,
701
00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:40,805
but I'm also feeling
weirdly proud all of a sudden?
702
00:33:40,829 --> 00:33:43,973
Around those
we are just getting to know.
703
00:33:43,997 --> 00:33:47,769
But with every tradition
is an opportunity to disrupt.
704
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,400
So girls,
705
00:33:49,424 --> 00:33:51,355
I'd keep my eyes out tonight.
706
00:33:51,379 --> 00:33:53,026
The stairs are steep,
707
00:33:53,050 --> 00:33:56,652
and any humiliation
is a long way to fall.
708
00:33:56,676 --> 00:33:58,613
What's it like
having a night off?
709
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,364
Off? Babe,
710
00:34:00,388 --> 00:34:03,117
even when I'm not doing
everything for JC,
711
00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:05,453
I'm doing everything for JC.
712
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,455
She may think this is about
her future or whatever,
713
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:10,750
but I'm going to make sure
it hits her present.
714
00:34:10,774 --> 00:34:14,837
When she comes down
those stairs, we go live.
715
00:34:14,861 --> 00:34:18,049
- How's your triangle?
- All will be well after tonight.
716
00:34:18,073 --> 00:34:19,470
You know I've never been one
to stay in the closet.
717
00:34:19,494 --> 00:34:24,263
Spoken like someone
who thinks it's only about him?
718
00:34:24,287 --> 00:34:28,101
Uh, no. They promised me
that they want what I want.
719
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,936
And that's the only way
it works.
720
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,979
No one wants
what the next person wants.
721
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,150
That's the way life works.
722
00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:36,067
Have you asked them
what they want
723
00:34:36,091 --> 00:34:38,820
- instead of supposing?
- Yeah. We're all... W...
724
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:41,159
We're all very honest
with each other. So...
725
00:34:41,183 --> 00:34:43,559
So you know they've been here
this whole time?
726
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,745
Look, I know this may be hard,
727
00:34:47,769 --> 00:34:50,019
but do try to keep
a low profile tonight?
728
00:34:50,814 --> 00:34:53,668
This isn't your polyamory prom.
729
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:56,838
It's... sexist Civil War reenactment
730
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:59,757
masquerading as
a societal rite of passage.
731
00:34:59,781 --> 00:35:03,010
I don't want any drama
on new Julien's new feed, 'kay?
732
00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:12,395
- Hey! You guys look great.
- You look great.
733
00:35:12,419 --> 00:35:14,169
Yeah. We all look great!
734
00:35:15,964 --> 00:35:18,860
I'm gonna go and get us
something we all want.
735
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,611
Yeah, I'm gonna get us
something we all want
736
00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:22,215
from a different place.
737
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,721
What?
738
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,019
Great.
The de Haans are here.
739
00:35:30,145 --> 00:35:33,374
- Oh God, here it comes.
- Here what comes?
740
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,795
I did some work for her,
and it didn't go well.
741
00:35:35,819 --> 00:35:38,045
Nick Lott, right?
Out ten and Golden?
742
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,381
- You know who I am?
- Yeah.
743
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:42,758
You went up
against my company last year.
744
00:35:42,782 --> 00:35:45,553
One of our factory employees
from Buffalo.
745
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:48,434
Oh. Honestly, I didn't
put that together till just now.
746
00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:50,725
Oh, that's because
you didn't win.
747
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,645
Julien and my daughter are...
Are close. And, um...
748
00:35:54,669 --> 00:35:56,397
- Is this... is this your...
- Uh, Kate Keller,
749
00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,945
- one of Monet's teachers.
- Oh, pleasure.
750
00:35:58,969 --> 00:36:02,320
- And this is my daughter, Zoya.
- Yep. I know who she is, too.
751
00:36:02,344 --> 00:36:04,200
Your father and I were just
talking about work.
752
00:36:04,224 --> 00:36:06,076
Oh, did he tell you
how he just got promoted?
753
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,517
I was just... I was just
getting to that part.
754
00:36:09,226 --> 00:36:10,036
Promoted?
755
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:11,579
Yeah. He's making
a lot more money now.
756
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,039
You know,
we almost got evicted...
757
00:36:13,063 --> 00:36:15,420
Mr. de Haan doesn't need
to know the whole story, Zoya.
758
00:36:15,444 --> 00:36:19,503
I'm gonna get a drink.
Excuse me, sorry.
759
00:36:27,535 --> 00:36:29,805
Oh! So you found a way in.
760
00:36:29,829 --> 00:36:31,098
Catch you later.
761
00:36:32,463 --> 00:36:34,936
- Could I get a gin and tonic, please?
- Great taste.
762
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,357
I promised to get the exact same
for my friend Camille.
763
00:36:36,381 --> 00:36:38,856
On second thought,
vodka martini.
764
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,487
Why was it so important
for you to come to this?
765
00:36:40,511 --> 00:36:43,319
You don't seem the type
to take your work home with you
766
00:36:43,343 --> 00:36:44,950
- on the weekend.
- Maybe I just wanted
767
00:36:44,974 --> 00:36:46,781
to join the ranks
of the pay-for-players.
768
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,282
- Got any openings?
- I can explain.
769
00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:50,326
Mike, this is Nick,
Zoya's father.
770
00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:53,496
He's almost rich enough
to afford you,
771
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,206
or he already is, I don't know.
772
00:36:55,230 --> 00:36:57,980
- Okay...
- Ah, he got you in instead.
773
00:36:59,025 --> 00:37:00,461
- Instead?
- I'm gonna get some air.
774
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,886
Everything good?
775
00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:07,260
You and your girlfriend?
776
00:37:07,284 --> 00:37:09,294
I... don't know.
777
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:11,597
I used to, you know.
778
00:37:11,621 --> 00:37:14,018
Like, if something ever felt
right or wrong,
779
00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:16,227
I'd know what to do.
780
00:37:16,251 --> 00:37:18,229
But I can't tell if it's better
to just play along
781
00:37:18,253 --> 00:37:20,108
or stand up for my beliefs.
782
00:37:20,132 --> 00:37:21,025
I know what you mean.
783
00:37:21,049 --> 00:37:22,400
The old me probably
would've caused a scene,
784
00:37:22,424 --> 00:37:26,195
but I'm just confused
all the time.
785
00:37:26,219 --> 00:37:28,500
Five minutes till places at
the top of the stairs, ladies.
786
00:37:30,557 --> 00:37:32,317
- Break a leg out there.
- Thank you, Andrea.
787
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:38,833
Hey, hey! Stop loitering!
I said be discreet.
788
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,668
- Everything ready?
- Yes.
789
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,503
- And Terrell?
- All good.
790
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:43,754
- Perfect.
- Hey!
791
00:37:43,778 --> 00:37:46,590
What do you think you're doing?
Are you allowed to be in here?
792
00:37:46,614 --> 00:37:48,351
Uh... Hmm. Annemarie, was it?
793
00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:51,554
Yeah, my mom is downstairs
waiting for you.
794
00:37:51,578 --> 00:37:53,639
I would hurry if I was you.
795
00:37:53,663 --> 00:37:55,230
Oh, okay. There she is.
796
00:37:55,254 --> 00:37:57,393
Mrs. de Haan! Mrs. de Haan!
797
00:37:57,417 --> 00:38:00,274
- Terrell? Where are you going?
- You know me?
798
00:38:00,298 --> 00:38:01,939
Uh, yeah. I'm...
799
00:38:01,963 --> 00:38:03,149
- I'm Julien Calloway's sister.
- Yeah, no. I know who you are.
800
00:38:03,173 --> 00:38:06,193
You are the star of Gossip Girl.
801
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,825
Right. Um...
802
00:38:09,849 --> 00:38:11,615
Aren't you supposed
to be Monet's cavalier?
803
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:14,349
Yeah, I was, but shit changed.
804
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:18,581
I gotta bounce,
but I will catch you later, Z.
805
00:38:24,819 --> 00:38:26,881
- Ooh!
- You are so late!
806
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,883
And you are so busted.
You're flirting.
807
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:31,177
Am not.
808
00:38:31,201 --> 00:38:33,054
But where's the package?
809
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:36,682
I set it down.
Are you ready?
810
00:38:36,706 --> 00:38:38,726
- Let's go.
- I asked you to refill this for me
811
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,227
over an hour ago, did I not?
812
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,396
I... haven't had a spare moment.
813
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:43,735
You expect me to present
the incoming class
814
00:38:43,759 --> 00:38:45,316
with my phone
like a plebeian? Go!
815
00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:47,300
I will do it as soon
as I possibly can.
816
00:38:51,388 --> 00:38:54,075
Hi. Uh, I couldn't help
817
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,706
but notice you
and Camille de Haan.
818
00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:57,953
- Is everything okay?
- I have a job to do,
819
00:38:57,977 --> 00:38:59,955
and she expects me
to be her personal assistant.
820
00:38:59,979 --> 00:39:01,624
People like that expect everyone
to be their assistants.
821
00:39:01,648 --> 00:39:03,417
So now, the girls
are gonna be late to line up
822
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:04,877
because Mrs. de Haan
seems to think
823
00:39:04,901 --> 00:39:08,047
that it is my responsibility
to go to the Trustees suite
824
00:39:08,071 --> 00:39:09,258
and get her list for the lineup?
825
00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:11,425
W... I know Camille well.
826
00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,928
I'm a teacher
at her daughter's school.
827
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:15,429
I... I could go get it for you,
828
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:18,253
and you can help the women
finish getting ready.
829
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,602
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Okay.
830
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:22,706
Down the hall to the left.
831
00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:29,944
This incoming admonition
better be a coincidence
832
00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:31,904
and not because you're standing
outside watching me
833
00:39:31,928 --> 00:39:32,905
like some kind
of Squid Game guard.
834
00:39:32,929 --> 00:39:34,407
Why would it be coincidence?
Are you currently
835
00:39:34,431 --> 00:39:35,788
doing something
you shouldn't be doing?
836
00:39:35,812 --> 00:39:38,953
Of course you are, because
that's all you do lately.
837
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:41,080
I am at the thing.
The debutante thing!
838
00:39:41,104 --> 00:39:42,671
Oh, really?
Then why haven't you posted
839
00:39:42,695 --> 00:39:45,209
- anything from there?
- Because nothing's happened yet.
840
00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:46,968
Or maybe it's because
you're paying attention
841
00:39:46,992 --> 00:39:48,379
to one thing and one thing only!
842
00:39:48,403 --> 00:39:51,132
- Genghis de Haan!
- I haven't even seen her.
843
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:52,508
This was supposed
to be about the kids.
844
00:39:52,532 --> 00:39:54,468
It was supposed to create
a better future.
845
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:57,767
But now not only are you letting
Julien Calloway run Gossip Girl,
846
00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:00,474
you yourself
are in a one-way grudge match...
847
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:01,725
...where the odds
848
00:40:01,749 --> 00:40:03,436
and the optics
are not on your side.
849
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:05,315
Wait, why is it so quiet?
Where are you right now?
850
00:40:05,339 --> 00:40:06,939
I am in a supply closet
so I could hear you better.
851
00:40:06,963 --> 00:40:09,673
- You never wanna hear me better.
- Fine. I'm in her room.
852
00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,987
In her room?
853
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,761
I... I thought if I could get in,
I could maybe find something?
854
00:40:16,806 --> 00:40:18,742
Uh, like what?
A signed affidavit
855
00:40:18,766 --> 00:40:21,328
where she admits culpability
in the opioid crisis?
856
00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:23,459
Get outta there!
Get outta there right now!
857
00:40:40,788 --> 00:40:42,645
Your attention, please.
858
00:40:42,669 --> 00:40:45,102
The presentation
of our debutantes
859
00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:46,126
is about to begin.
860
00:40:47,795 --> 00:40:50,316
Okay, when Julien starts
to walk down the stairs,
861
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:51,340
that's when we'll do it.
862
00:40:51,799 --> 00:40:53,759
I mean, most eyes
will be open, am I right?
863
00:40:56,179 --> 00:40:57,179
Welcome, everyone.
864
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,910
Sorry for the delay,
ladies and gentlemen.
865
00:41:00,934 --> 00:41:06,774
I seem to have misplaced
my hard copy of the roster.
866
00:41:07,524 --> 00:41:08,961
I would like to welcome you all
867
00:41:08,985 --> 00:41:12,129
and thank you for joining us.
868
00:41:12,153 --> 00:41:16,008
It is with great pride
that we introduce to you
869
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:28,103
- Mr. Lott!
- Yes. Is everything okay?
870
00:41:28,127 --> 00:41:30,481
- It's Zoya. She needs you.
- Why? What happened?
871
00:41:30,505 --> 00:41:31,649
She stepped on a piece of glass.
And it's... it's not deep,
872
00:41:31,673 --> 00:41:33,901
but you should probably
go see her.
873
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,237
- Okay. Yeah. Please, yes, yeah.
- I can... I can take you. Yeah,
874
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,616
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
875
00:41:44,519 --> 00:41:47,376
Christine Jean Allen
of Fields tone,
876
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,459
presented by her father,
Jeremy Dean Allen,
877
00:41:50,483 --> 00:41:53,337
and escorted by Nathan C. West.
878
00:41:56,573 --> 00:41:58,259
Shelby Wright, of Miss Porters,
879
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,453
presented by her father, Nunnaly,
880
00:42:01,202 --> 00:42:03,347
and escorted by Marcus Dutton.
881
00:42:03,371 --> 00:42:05,808
Julien Calloway,
882
00:42:05,832 --> 00:42:07,560
- of Constance St. Jude's.
- Excuse me, my da...
883
00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:10,229
- My... Nick Lott.
- Calloway will be presented by her father...
884
00:42:10,253 --> 00:42:11,190
- He's not my father.
- ...Davis...
885
00:42:11,214 --> 00:42:13,357
- Davis certainly isn't...
- ...Calloway.
886
00:42:14,222 --> 00:42:16,215
Eliza!
887
00:42:17,844 --> 00:42:19,121
What are you doing here?
888
00:42:24,017 --> 00:42:25,119
I must have something wrong.
I was told
889
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:27,463
- that Nick was present...
- He's not here, though.
890
00:42:30,231 --> 00:42:32,338
- What are you doing?
- You invited me.
891
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:36,130
Hey, everyone.
Uh, I am Max Wolfe,
892
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,681
uh, and I want
everyone to know that I am...
893
00:42:50,251 --> 00:42:51,711
Well, well, well.
894
00:42:52,712 --> 00:42:57,109
Monet de Haan,
of Constance St. Jude's,
895
00:42:57,133 --> 00:42:59,987
presented by her father,
Greyson de Haan,
896
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:03,616
- and escorted by...
- Alexa Kennedy.
897
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,997
- Monet, what are you doing?
- Death to the old!
898
00:43:06,021 --> 00:43:07,411
In with the new.
899
00:43:07,435 --> 00:43:10,748
A man will not be escorting me,
nor will I be wearing white.
900
00:43:10,772 --> 00:43:12,652
My cavalier is a woman.
901
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:16,754
But this is... this is my moment.
902
00:43:16,778 --> 00:43:19,840
Isn't it nice
to share your privilege?
903
00:43:22,165 --> 00:43:24,470
Monet! What the fuck?
Did you invite my dad?
904
00:43:24,494 --> 00:43:26,347
- Why would you do that?
- You ruined it.
905
00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:27,848
Like you ruined everything.
906
00:43:27,872 --> 00:43:28,519
Hey, hey, hey!
Julien didn't do any of this.
907
00:43:28,543 --> 00:43:31,101
- I invited Eliza.
- Really?
908
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:33,854
Hey! Stay away from my sister!
909
00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:37,066
You don't get to tell me
to do anything anymore.
910
00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,737
Back off, bitch!
That's my girl.
911
00:43:38,761 --> 00:43:40,194
- What are you doing?
- Zoya!
912
00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:42,696
- You just ripped my dress!
- You're on... No!
913
00:43:43,601 --> 00:43:46,617
Bitch!
914
00:43:46,641 --> 00:43:48,081
Stop it!
You're ruining my big night!
915
00:43:50,103 --> 00:43:52,960
Get away from me!
You're stepping on my Loubs!
916
00:44:03,199 --> 00:44:05,119
- Stop it!
- Oh my God...
917
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:12,916
Nope.
918
00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:15,858
Uh, I was sent in here
to get Camille's roster,
919
00:44:15,882 --> 00:44:17,024
and I got locked in.
920
00:44:17,048 --> 00:44:18,796
You don't owe me
any explanation.
921
00:44:20,049 --> 00:44:21,735
But if I were looking
for a roster,
922
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:23,987
I certainly would never think
to check the closet.
923
00:44:24,011 --> 00:44:25,739
But, hey, maybe...
924
00:44:26,723 --> 00:44:29,023
- How dare you?
- Mom!
925
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,370
- When Zoya reached out...
- She didn't.
926
00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,000
Please don't be angry at her.
927
00:44:56,753 --> 00:44:58,173
That's not her email address.
928
00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,421
You didn't even think to check?
929
00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:08,031
I only came here
930
00:45:08,055 --> 00:45:10,743
because I thought
you wanted me here.
931
00:45:10,767 --> 00:45:13,137
Why would I want you
anywhere near me?
932
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:14,791
I'm your father.
933
00:45:19,025 --> 00:45:20,025
Unfortunately...
934
00:45:21,235 --> 00:45:22,395
you always will be.
935
00:45:25,281 --> 00:45:26,451
Up until recently...
936
00:45:28,034 --> 00:45:31,584
I've lived my life on a path
that you and I made together.
937
00:45:33,581 --> 00:45:35,671
If you care about me...
938
00:45:38,085 --> 00:45:39,085
let me go.
939
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,325
I cannot believe
you destroyed this event.
940
00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:50,949
Not just for yourself,
941
00:45:50,973 --> 00:45:53,076
but for the other young women
and their parents.
942
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:54,077
I just wanted to turn
this place on its head.
943
00:45:54,101 --> 00:45:56,830
I wanted to come out
how I wanted to come out,
944
00:45:56,854 --> 00:45:59,041
and all I had in mind when I did
945
00:45:59,065 --> 00:46:01,475
was you telling me that...
946
00:46:02,443 --> 00:46:04,340
we don't let them
tell us how to act.
947
00:46:04,364 --> 00:46:07,242
We listen to ourselves.
I thought...
948
00:46:08,157 --> 00:46:09,009
I thought you would be proud.
949
00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:14,431
So that led you
to invite a sexual predator
950
00:46:14,455 --> 00:46:17,205
and humiliate your best friend?
I don't have an ounce...
951
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,604
of pride for you.
952
00:46:26,342 --> 00:46:29,446
I never thought
I would be the kind of parent
953
00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:32,366
who would have to lie
about their child.
954
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:35,786
Every time I talk
to your headmistress,
955
00:46:35,810 --> 00:46:38,810
she tells me
how you care more about...
956
00:46:39,605 --> 00:46:43,815
how you look than who...
you are.
957
00:46:45,528 --> 00:46:46,255
I have to bribe her,
958
00:46:46,279 --> 00:46:50,384
spend hundreds
of thousands of dollars,
959
00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,305
so that you look like you shine
960
00:46:52,329 --> 00:46:55,556
as bright on the inside
as you do out.
961
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:59,518
Conduct reports can be erased,
C's can turn into A's,
962
00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:02,092
but it's just paper.
963
00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:07,256
How do you not feel that shame?
964
00:47:10,052 --> 00:47:12,102
I feel it every second
I look at you.
965
00:47:18,352 --> 00:47:20,402
I am embarrassed to know you.
966
00:47:25,026 --> 00:47:27,396
You get out
of that ridiculous dress...
967
00:47:28,404 --> 00:47:31,324
and you find me
and your father downstairs.
968
00:47:52,553 --> 00:47:54,563
Fucking bitch.
969
00:47:55,264 --> 00:47:58,285
Max! Max, don't go.
970
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,455
- I feel so stupid. So played.
- Dude, we didn't mean...
971
00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:03,874
- That's not what we...
- But you brought me in.
972
00:48:03,898 --> 00:48:05,295
Okay? You convinced me
that this was worth something,
973
00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:08,356
and now that I'm here,
of course, it's just a lie.
974
00:48:08,903 --> 00:48:10,464
I mean,
975
00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:13,342
this isn't a relationship.
We're not equal.
976
00:48:13,366 --> 00:48:17,346
I'm just...
I'm just your aphrodisiac.
977
00:48:17,370 --> 00:48:19,848
- Dude, you know that's not it.
- Do I?
978
00:48:19,872 --> 00:48:22,122
Prove it.
Right here, right now.
979
00:48:24,418 --> 00:48:26,338
End these thoughts, or us.
980
00:48:41,978 --> 00:48:43,372
Are we gonna talk about
981
00:48:43,396 --> 00:48:44,706
what you were doing
in Camille de Haan's room?
982
00:48:44,730 --> 00:48:46,126
Are we gonna talk about
983
00:48:46,150 --> 00:48:48,228
what you were doing
in Camille de Haan's room?
984
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,344
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Really?
985
00:48:56,368 --> 00:48:57,762
Hey, stay away...
986
00:49:00,413 --> 00:49:01,733
I didn't...
I didn't send this in.
987
00:49:03,332 --> 00:49:07,712
I know you didn't.
You always have my back.
988
00:49:08,254 --> 00:49:10,054
Maybe not always.
989
00:49:10,965 --> 00:49:12,505
I invited Shelby's girlfriend.
990
00:49:13,968 --> 00:49:16,446
I was gonna use her
to cause a scene.
991
00:49:16,470 --> 00:49:19,720
Same scene, incidentally,
that Monet planned.
992
00:49:20,933 --> 00:49:24,913
But minus... minus Davis.
993
00:49:24,937 --> 00:49:28,375
Hey, at least you stand up
for your beliefs.
994
00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,859
- You know what they are.
- I know one thing.
995
00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:34,072
I'm jealous.
996
00:49:35,156 --> 00:49:37,217
Ever since you came
to live with us,
997
00:49:37,241 --> 00:49:38,911
it's like I don't
even exist anymore.
998
00:49:40,828 --> 00:49:42,725
My own dad
likes you more than me.
999
00:49:42,749 --> 00:49:45,183
He doesn't. He's...
1000
00:49:45,207 --> 00:49:47,287
He's just trying to show me
some kindness. And...
1001
00:49:48,669 --> 00:49:53,442
I know I take up a lot of space,
but I'm the one who's jealous.
1002
00:49:53,466 --> 00:49:55,336
- Of me?
- You know who you are, Z.
1003
00:49:56,844 --> 00:49:58,697
What you want.
1004
00:49:58,721 --> 00:50:01,641
I've always been defined
by everyone else.
1005
00:50:03,309 --> 00:50:06,580
I wanted to start the new year
with a new me, but...
1006
00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:09,875
I don't even understand
who I was to change from it.
1007
00:50:09,899 --> 00:50:11,029
Maybe that's okay.
1008
00:50:12,193 --> 00:50:15,243
Maybe we all need to get
a little more used to...
1009
00:50:16,197 --> 00:50:18,008
living in the unknown.
1010
00:50:18,032 --> 00:50:20,469
And if I've changed the dynamic
between you and your dad...
1011
00:50:20,493 --> 00:50:22,293
Maybe...
this is just being sisters.
1012
00:50:23,204 --> 00:50:26,464
Which is an unknown
for both of us.
1013
00:50:31,879 --> 00:50:33,815
Whatever's going on
between you and Nick,
1014
00:50:33,839 --> 00:50:34,608
I know you guys
are gonna figure it out.
1015
00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:37,444
You always do.
1016
00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:40,758
And... the unknown
can't last forever, right?
1017
00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:55,965
So, tonight was a bust
for both of us, it seems?
1018
00:50:55,989 --> 00:50:58,298
Speak for yourself.
1019
00:50:58,322 --> 00:51:00,717
I'm going home
with a couple cavaliers.
1020
00:51:01,662 --> 00:51:04,056
Well, you were right.
They don't want me.
1021
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,181
That's not what I said.
Of course they want you.
1022
00:51:06,914 --> 00:51:10,185
Only in the dark, maybe.
1023
00:51:10,209 --> 00:51:12,356
That's where they are right now.
Because it's safe there.
1024
00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:17,943
- Out here... it's scary.
- What? Who's scared?
1025
00:51:17,967 --> 00:51:20,320
I mean, look at us.
We're the fucking tops.
1026
00:51:20,344 --> 00:51:23,119
- Everyone wants to be us.
- They're different than us.
1027
00:51:23,143 --> 00:51:24,994
They've had the privilege
of lounging
1028
00:51:25,018 --> 00:51:27,536
in society's comfort zone
their whole lives.
1029
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,329
The possibility of anyone
not accepting them
1030
00:51:29,353 --> 00:51:34,000
is unknown territory...
and terrifying.
1031
00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:35,024
Or don't you remember?
1032
00:51:38,154 --> 00:51:40,757
Miss La, it occurs to me that
1033
00:51:40,781 --> 00:51:43,885
you may secretly
be the wisest among us.
1034
00:51:43,909 --> 00:51:45,679
Oh, that's no secret, honey.
1035
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,560
Here's the thing
about the unknown.
1036
00:51:47,584 --> 00:51:52,352
At some point, you will come out
the other side.
1037
00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:55,355
But that doesn't mean
you'll like what you find there.
1038
00:51:55,379 --> 00:51:57,899
Crisis averted
with an even better crisis.
1039
00:51:57,923 --> 00:51:59,820
An unintentional level up. Ooh.
1040
00:51:59,844 --> 00:52:02,659
The second semester is gonna
be even bigger and crazier.
1041
00:52:02,683 --> 00:52:06,700
And Monet de Haan ate down
in that blue dress, am I right?
1042
00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:08,024
Shannon Barnes.
1043
00:52:09,268 --> 00:52:12,539
Please tell your grandmother
I send my regards.
1044
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:15,880
I presume I'll see you both
in the Seychelles over break.
1045
00:52:15,904 --> 00:52:18,920
Damn straight, Shelley.
1046
00:52:18,944 --> 00:52:23,383
- Do you, uh, know each other?
- Tiny confession. My family?
1047
00:52:23,407 --> 00:52:25,552
Sorta, kinda super, crazy rich.
1048
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,345
I mean, it's the least
interesting thing about me,
1049
00:52:27,369 --> 00:52:29,264
so I tend to leave it
off the list. Come on.
1050
00:52:29,288 --> 00:52:31,266
Which is why
it often feels better to lie
1051
00:52:31,290 --> 00:52:33,018
than to tell the truth.
1052
00:52:33,042 --> 00:52:35,604
Keep the known unknown.
1053
00:52:35,628 --> 00:52:38,148
Us in the dark,
you in the light.
1054
00:52:38,172 --> 00:52:40,609
We talked. We'll do it tomorrow.
1055
00:52:40,633 --> 00:52:43,904
W... We narrowed it down
to three potential locations.
1056
00:52:45,099 --> 00:52:46,281
Here's what I'm thinking.
1057
00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:49,910
I've been pushing too hard.
1058
00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:52,458
You know, I thought
that if the world knew,
1059
00:52:52,482 --> 00:52:54,956
then I would stop doubting
if it were real or not.
1060
00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:58,919
But I didn't think that
by the world knowing it was real
1061
00:52:58,943 --> 00:53:00,143
that it would affect you guys.
1062
00:53:00,361 --> 00:53:03,506
You're not ready,
and that's okay.
1063
00:53:03,530 --> 00:53:04,925
You know, just because I am
1064
00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,409
doesn't mean
that you have to be.
1065
00:53:08,744 --> 00:53:11,309
We just wanted to,
uh, respect your feelings.
1066
00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:12,830
I respect yours, too.
1067
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,645
However long it takes...
I can wait.
1068
00:53:16,669 --> 00:53:20,879
Until the light
slowly starts to burn.
1069
00:53:22,007 --> 00:53:24,778
After a while,
you have to choose.
1070
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:27,781
Confess, or go down in flames.
1071
00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:36,248
I exist again.
1072
00:53:49,952 --> 00:53:51,808
When you're ready to talk,
1073
00:53:51,832 --> 00:53:53,476
I'll be here waiting.
1074
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,892
You can tell me anything.
1075
00:53:55,916 --> 00:53:59,916
Just let me hold this magnifying
glass a little bit closer.
1076
00:54:05,342 --> 00:54:06,592
You have a guest.
1077
00:54:09,471 --> 00:54:13,159
Don't take too long.
You have more chores.
1078
00:54:14,272 --> 00:54:15,478
Yes, Mother.
1079
00:54:19,690 --> 00:54:20,837
What do you want?
1080
00:54:20,861 --> 00:54:23,962
Um, a reason
for what happened last night.
1081
00:54:23,986 --> 00:54:25,338
What the fuck was that?
1082
00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:27,179
Is this about me backing off
the influencer thing?
1083
00:54:27,203 --> 00:54:29,676
- Because if...
- You think I'm mad about that?
1084
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:33,763
I'm elated, Julien. You know,
you're not the only one
1085
00:54:33,787 --> 00:54:36,516
who's been reevaluating
their future.
1086
00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:40,353
I have been wasting my talents
keeping you at the top
1087
00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:43,148
when you never truly deserved it
in the first place.
1088
00:54:43,172 --> 00:54:46,382
It's time to lift up a queen
who actually wants it.
1089
00:54:47,176 --> 00:54:49,696
- Me.
- Take it, it's yours.
1090
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,617
I'm really
not gonna fight you for that.
1091
00:54:51,641 --> 00:54:54,326
Yes, you are.
I'm going to make you.
1092
00:54:54,350 --> 00:54:57,037
Here's the thing
about war, Julien.
1093
00:54:57,061 --> 00:54:58,378
It only takes
one side to start it.
1094
00:54:58,402 --> 00:55:01,605
The other side
only has to respond.
1095
00:55:02,107 --> 00:55:04,127
So get ready.
1096
00:55:04,151 --> 00:55:05,508
Because I'm not stopping
at taking your place.
1097
00:55:05,532 --> 00:55:10,508
I'm taking you down
to the studs, bit by bit.
1098
00:55:10,532 --> 00:55:14,804
There will be no abdication.
Only execution.
1099
00:55:20,167 --> 00:55:21,436
I can't wait to see you try.
1100
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:22,729
I think I see some smoke.
1101
00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:27,359
That which burns the brightest,
burns the fastest.
1102
00:55:27,383 --> 00:55:31,553
Great knowing you.
XOXO, Gossip Girl.
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