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Just so you know, I hate cleaning.

I know, but you look so cute doing the dishes.

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Why did you have to make such a mess last night?

Would it, what is this all over the counter tops?

I don't know.

-Why don't we take a break? -Don't.

No, no.

You promised.

I know, fine.

You swore that we could actually have a cleaning day

and get this place actually, exactly how it's supposed to be.

I said a break, not...

-you know... -I know how long your breaks take.

It's not like a quick break with you.

Looks like they filled that apartment.

The one two doors down?

Really?

- It's two ladies. - That's interesting.

And they don't look like sisters.

Quickly tell me about it.

-I'm not getting distracted, hold on. -Come, come here.

See what I mean?

-They do not look like sisters. -They do not look like sisters.

- Cool. - Interesting.

Okay.

I have an idea.

-Why don't we... -No.

No.

You don't even know what I'm gonna say.

Finish cleaning?

-The kitchen? -That's not what I was gonna say.

Well... it should be.

Can we just go say hi?

-Just real quick. -No.

Come on.

-10 minutes, 20, 20 tops. -No, no, no.

They're still busy, they're bringing the boxes out.

Let's, let's just leave them alone for a bit.

Maybe we could go help them.

I don't think that they want help right now.

They have movers.

How would you know if you don't go ask them?

Come on, please.

20 minutes, please, please, please, please, please, please.

You're really hard to say no to.

I know.

Fine, 20 minutes and I'll go, that's it.

I swear, that's it.

Okay, that's it, that's it.

You know what this means?

-Don't, don't you... -Muffin baskets!

If it's a muffin basket it's gonna be more than 20 minutes.

I know your muffin baskets.

It's not gonna be more than 20 minutes, I promise, I promise.

You want 20 minutes for some muffin baskets?

Yes, but they're quick.

And we don't have to stay to watch them eat it, I mean just get over it.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, don't deprive me of this.

Go get your muffin basket.

Gosh, have you seen the decorative pillows anywhere?

I can't seem to find them.

I think they're right behind you.

Yes, thank you.

You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on.

-What was that? -I love you.

Are you expecting someone?

No, Jesus.

It's probably the landlord.

That's the last person I need.

Jesus Christ.

- Hi! - Hi!

Hello.

We live over in unit 2B.

-I'm Kenna, this is... come on. -Aiden.

- Hello. - Hello.

-We just wanted to come and say hi. -I'm Jade.

I'm Ariel, nice to meet you, guys.

So what's that?

Do you guys like muffins?

That's so sweet.

Yeah, we love muffins.

Yeah.

Did you guys want to come inside?

Honey, we have so many boxes to unpack

and the couch isn't even together.

Sure, we'd love to.

-Okay, just come here. -Okay.

- I'm so sorry. - My God.

I promise we'll only be here 10 minutes,

like, she just really wanted to go say hi to the new neighbors.

Ariel is very lovely too, so I get it.

She's very proud of her muffin basket, so just...

I'm looking forward to it, please.

Alright, thank you.

I'm sorry, I swear we'll just be here 10 minutes.

- It's... - I love this space.

She just really wanted to say hi to the new neighbors.

- We're excited to be here. - It's a big change, but...

I can actually imagine.

It's a mess right now, so...

- My God. I love your pillows. - Thank you.

She picked out the decorations, I think she mostly got it

-but she's the pillow girl. -This is the one.

This is actually, like, pretty good for in here.

- It's so messy, it's so weird. - We like the place.

- My God. - No, no, no.

-Don't do that to yourself. -Come here. Here, I'll help you.

-She looks really cute. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't do that, that's embarassing.

- My goodness, stop. - Here, let's put these here.

- This is... - Hoarder.

You guys actually got a lot done for only being moved in one day.

- We just saw your van parked. - No.

But, the, the couch is a mess right now.

It's broken, I have to call somebody in the morning.

We'll fix it.

We were gonna have the movers come, but I decided not to.

I wanted to keep it a little more personal.

Yes, you sure did.

Wait, it's not broken, it's just pulled apart right now.

-We actually have one just like it -It's...

- in the back. - Really?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's just easy. -We just ordered it.

- Here, let me help. - Don't...

- My goodness. - It's fine, it's fine.

- Don't worry, it's fine. - No.

- Here, a little bit more. - Squeeze it.

- Yep, right there. - And pull up, pull up.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait. - No, no, more, more.

- She's so strong. - I know.

- There it is. - You got it?

There it is.

- That's really cool. - Thanks, honey.

- Have a seat. - It's okay, yeah.

I appreciate it, guys. Thank you.

I mean, goodness gracious, yeah.

Thank you so much. That was really sweet of you.

I appreciate it.

- Don't worry about it. - Our neighbors are so great.

Nothing at all.

She brings muffins, I fix your couch.

That's all we do.

You're in a good neighborhood.

Well, we have some real good neighbors, babe.

Yeah, we're so lucky.

Huge change over the last place.

My gosh, yeah.

That last place wasn't fun, small town.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

So, question for you two...

-Yeah, what's up? -Are you, like, a thing?

Yeah, we're a thing.

Yes, for five years we've been together.

-It's a thing, it's a very big thing. -It's her birthday tomorrow.

Sorry, got you.

Okay, good.

-There's usually a way to figure. -We're relieved.

Yeah, and you guys?

-A thing also. -That's cute.

Matching rings, so pretty.

I thought it'd look better in all our photos, you know.

Yeah, very aesthetic.

-Right? -It's actually lovely meeting another,

like, lesbian couple.

-They're rare over here. -Yeah.

So rare.

Where we're from, it's a very small town, we were the only ones, so...

-Yeah. We've been the talk of the town. -it's a big change of pace.

Yeah.

That's usually how it is for us. We kind of just keep to ourselves.

-Yeah, almost kind of, you do it, -More or less.

keeping quiet.

I mean, I can't even tell you how many times I'm so sick of being out.

People be like "So, who wears the pants between you two?"

- Like, come on. - We know that cliche.

If I had a quarter for every time I heard that cliche.

-Yeah. -I mean, we both wear pants.

She's wearing them right now, so...

Exactly.

Well, that's exciting. How did you guys meet?

- This is cute. - Do you want me to tell it?

- Or do you want me to tell them? - This is the cutest thing.

-We'll both tell them, I'll start. -Okay, okay.

Okay, so...

I had set up this date with somebody else...

and I got all cute and we were supposed to meet down at this little cafe

near my place.

I get there and probably 20 minutes go by...

and I realized I'd been stood up.

Fuck.

-That's... -It happens.

-With us. -So, from my angle...

I was on my morning walk with my dog

and I walked by my cute little cafe

and I look over and I see this amazingly beautiful redhead

sitting there with her little cappuccino, looking all perky

like "Ti-du-du-du-do",

all smiling, definitely noticed her, right?

But you know, had to finish my dog's business.

So we walk, on the way back,

I notice her through the window again looking like

way more like her demeanor was down.

She was sad, it looked like this little cappuccino just broke her heart

into a million pieces.

-She was like... -That's the opposite of what it's supposed

to do.

I was like "What's going on?"

Well between 20 minutes, you know, I had to go inside and see.

So even though I had breakfast, I went inside and I got a blueberry muffin.

-And she immediately came up and asked... -You real- you love your muffins.

To pet the dog.

- Fine, of course. - Which of course I was hoping for, right?

- Yeah. - Like, I don't want the blueberry muffin,

I don't even like blueberry muffins.

So then, like,

Wait, I noticed her,

but the only way I could think to talk to her

was to ask about the dog.

Best friend dog.

-Yeah, so... -So...

-that's all. -Is that, is that why you like muffins?

I just now realized that.

Wait a second. Is this her whole thing?

Maybe.

- We've actually been wanting -Really?

to get a dog.

-Yeah. -Well, I have anyways.

-Well... -She won't let me get one.

- Why not? - I'm kind of allergic.

- Kind of allergic. - That's just what she says.

Yeah, I mean, if you do get one

we can have little playdates down at the park down the street.

- It's so cute. - See? That sounds lovely.

Okay, okay, you're right, fine.

-Maybe. I'll think about it. -Thank you.

So how did you guys meet?

- Well, it's not as cute, but... - Yeah.

we were at the same bar, I saw her across the way,

-and... -She was looking, that's all.

-Your turn now. -I was hoping that you would, but...

I finally just bit the bullet and said "okay, I've gotta say hi"

-and... -She offered me a drink.

-Yeah. -Usually I'm the one approaching women,

trying to buy them drinks.

I'm intimidating apparently.

So, having a girl approach me is rare.

- It was nice. - Yeah.

Ever since then, she's kind of taken the reigns

-in most scenarios, -Yeah.

-but... -I work a lot.

And I have a strap-on collection.

Well then.

- Gee, just getting right into it? - She's going to be used.

I think I like it.

Yeah, well, it's all been downhill from there.

Five years, downhill.

Okay, so that's how you met.

When did you guys, like, you know?

No!

You know, okay.

I actually have a story about that.

We were at the same bar, it was a year after the date,

it was our anniversary night.

At the same bar and she went to the bathroom,

and she took her, she was taking her time,

and this cute girl approached me and...

- This story? - Yeah, this story.

I like this one.

- This is a good one. - And I hadn't flirted with a girl

in over a year, naturally.

-And... I know, I try. -So faithful.

And she was just coming on to me heavily,

she, she told me how beautiful I was

and I'm like "If you think I'm beautiful, you should see my wife.",

well, fiancé at the time.

So when she came out I introduced them,

they clicked pretty fast, so...

we had a few more drinks and then we went back to our little condo we had at the time

and we all got comfortable and headed off.

Yes, I revert, I remember virtually none of it,

but it was the best night of my life.

It was amazing and we've never done anything

-with someone else before so that was -No.

a really beautiful experience.

- That was amazing. - It was fun, we don't do it too often.

Yeah. Definitely worth it.

But, how about you guys?

Was it below it?

So, it was our first dinner date...

She took me to my favorite restaurant.

It was delicious.

I took her back to my place after.

I can see you work fast.

It's how I like it.

As I am pouring drinks...

I turn around to hand in hers and she is...

got all of her clothes off, running naked into my backyard.

- To my pool. - My word.

Okay, in my defense, okay,

so she has the most beautiful pool back there.

It had this rock wall with this cascading waterfall down it

and , now that I know you so well, sweetheart,

I know that that was completely entrapment.

Okay? You had the jacuzzi already on.

You had the ambience lights already set out.

You had everything already set up perfectly to make it look like

a movie setting, okay?

And so, I mean, I just took an opportunity,

and I was feeling the moment, I was feeling the vibe,

she was making drinks in the kitchen and I was like "I don't need these clothes."

So I just took them off and I ran into the pool

and immediately started swimming,

and she turned around with the drinks and was like "Ai...Aiden?"

Aiden?

And, you know, I was like...

-"Come in." -But that was the moment I knew.

Yeah? Knew what? That you were gonna come get naked in the pool with me?

Also that.

-Wow, you guys sound like a lot of fun. -Yeah.

-So do you guys. -And you're both really, really beautiful.

Like, so are you two.

Stop.

So...

something we've always kind of wanted to do...

is... have some fun with another lesbian couple.

- Yeah? - You know.

We've actually never done that.

We've always just had one.

- Yeah? - My goodness.

-Well... -A night for new experiences.

How would you feel about that?

Three is company before it's a party.

You're so fun.

Well, I mean, yeah, let's do it.

Yeah? What do you think, baby?

I mean if they're not, you know, too busy still getting moved in or anything.

-I'm... -Fuck the boxes.

I'm sure we can move some stuff on our own.

We'll finish the cleaning later.

-Promise. Promise. -Promise.

-Promise. -Fine.

Fuck, yeah.

You're so soft.

So are you.

You're so sexy.

Yeah.

I know you want it, honey.

Fuck yeah.

God, you're so fucking hot.

So are you.

Just a bit.

There you go.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

- I can't believe we're doing this. - Yeah?

Come here.

My God!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There you go.

- There we go. - Yeah.

What's going on over here?

-What's going on? -We just kept doing what you do.

Hi!

Looks like you work out a lot.

You having fun?

Take your clothes off, yeah.

-See? I love seeing you naked. -The most fun I've had on moving day.

Are you happy that we hired the movers?

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're so hot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You really turn me on.

Fuck.

Yeah.

I knew that you'd come for us.

Come here.

Fuck.

- It's so good. - Yeah.

My God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

My God, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah. How's that?

Yeah, suck it.

Yeah, suck it.

Yes.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

My gosh.

Lay down and put it on here.

My gosh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck.

You're so good, baby.

Fuck.

My God.

My gosh!

Yes!

Fuck.

My God!

Fuck.

My God.

Fuck.

Yes, baby.

Kiss me, please. I want you to kiss me.

Yeah!

- I want you to cum. - My God!

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

My God.

Let me see that little butt.

That's it.

Fuck.

Yeah.

- She's good at that. - She's so good.

Yeah, look down there.

I really can't wait to get up there.

My God.

God, that's so fucking hot.

Fuck.

My God. It feels so fucking good.

- Fuck. - My God.

Gee!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck!

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck, there you go.

My gosh, yes!

My gosh!

That feels so good.

Fuck.

My God. You're so good at that.

- Yeah. - It's incredible.

Yes.

Yes!

The way you turn it.

That's it.

Yeah!

Fuck!

Let me help.

Yeah.

Try it.

Yes.

Fuck.

My gosh.

My God.

- Fuck. She's so good. - She's taking care of your pussy for you?

-Yeah! -Yeah?

Fuck.

-Fuck. -Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck!

My gosh!

Fuck.

God, you're so fucking hot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah, baby.

That's so fucking good.

Yeah.

My God.

That's it. Just like that.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My God.

Fuck.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes!

Yes.

-Yes. -Yes!

Yes!

Yes.

My gosh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Fuck!

- My God. - Fuck yes.

Yeah!

Fuck.

- My God! - My God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Fuck! - Fuck yes!

Fuck!

Yes!

Yeah!

Fuck, it's so fucking good.

My God, yes, yes, yes!

Fuck!

-Fuck. -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

It's so fucking good.

- Fuck! - So fucking hot.

Fuck!

Yes.

My God.

Yeah.

Well, you know what time it is. Time to get fucked.

Yeah.

Right there.

Fuck.

Fuck!

My God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

You're so fucking sexy.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

My God, you're so fucking good.

- Fuck. - Fuck.

That's it, yeah.

- Yeah. - Shit.

You do it so good.

Yeah.

Fuck!

Fuck yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

My God.

Fuck.

Fuck yeah!

- Yeah! Yeah? - It's so good, baby.

Yeah.

- Fuck yes. - Fuck.

She got all nice and wet for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yes.

My gosh.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

My...

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yes!

Yeah!

Right there.

My gosh.

Yeah, that's it.

It feels so fucking good.

- My God. - Yeah.

- Fuck. - Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck yes.

Yeah, baby.

Fuck, this was a good idea.

I told you.

-Fuck. -Yeah.

Fuck!

- Yeah. - Fuck yes!

My...

Fuck.

My God, yes.

- My God, it feels so good. - My God.

Yeah!

Fuck!

Fuck.

- Yes. - Yeah.

My...

Yeah!

- Fuck. Fuck yeah. - It's so hot.

Fuck.

Fuck.

- My God! Fuck. - My God.

- Fill me with that tongue, yeah. - Come here, come here.

Fuck.

Yeah, it's so hot.

- Yeah! - Yes, let me do this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

- Fuck. - Yeah.

- My gosh. - You're so fucking wet.

- My God. - Yes!

God.

Fuck!

My God!

Yes.

Yes!

Yes.

- My God, yeah! - My God.

Fuck, that feels so good.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Yes!

My gosh.

My God!

Yes!

- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - My God!

Fuck!

Yeah!

- Yes! - My God!

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes -Fuck! Yes, yes, yes.

yes, yes, yes.

- My God, yes! - Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Yeah.

- My God! - Fuck yes.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Yeah, take this off.

- Yeah. - My God.

My God. My God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

-It's so good. -Fuck.

- Yeah! - That is so good.

My gosh.

Fuck.

My God.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. My God.

-Lay on this side. -Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

- Yeah. - My gosh.

Fuck.

Lay on this side.

Fuck.

Yeah, baby.

My God.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

- Fuck. - Yeah.

Fuck.

Yes.

My God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

My God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yes!

Yes.

Yeah.

Fuck.

- Fuck. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, friend.

Hello, neighbor.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

-Put it right there inside. -Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

My gosh.

Fuck.

You had a great idea.

Now you turn around.

Yeah.

My God.

Yes.

My God.

Fuck yeah.

My gosh, ride.

Yes.

Yes.

That's exactly what I need.

- Yeah. - That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love it.

My gosh, yes.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I'm so sore.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Yeah, yes.

Fuck!

Yes!

Yeah.

Yes!

My God!

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck yeah.

My God.

- Yeah, yes. - There we go.

- Yes, yes. - My God.

Fuck!

Yes.

Yeah!

Fuck!

- My... - Fuck!

Yeah.

Fuck!

Yeah, there we go.

My...

Yes.

My God.

Yes!

Yeah.

My...

- Fuck. - That's it.

- Yeah. - Yes.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Hey, I actually have something I wanna try.

What's that?

Can you fuck all of us?

Yeah. How?

How?

Play along.

I'm gonna go here, okay.

And you there and then you there.

-Okay. -Okay.

- Yeah, us. - I'll try anything once.

-Have fun. -And then I go up, yeah?

Okay.

Hop on me.

-Okay. -Like that?

Ready for some mess.

Yes.

You can go high, baby.

Fuck.

Yeah.

- Fuck. - Fuck!

-This is so good. -Yeah!

Is my wife doing a good job up there?

-Lean on me, baby. -It's different.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

- Fuck! - She's teasing me with you.

- My God. Yeah. - Yeah, put your leg up.

Take care of my wife now.

Yes.

My God, yes!

Fuck!

Yeah.

Fuck yes.

- My God, yes, yes, yes, yes! - Yeah.

Fuck.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Fuck, it sounds so good.

Yeah.

- Fuck! - Yeah.

Yeah.

- Fuck! - Yeah.

Fuck yes.

Yes, yes.

There we go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- Fuck! - Yeah.

My God! Fuck, Jade.

Yeah.

That feels so good.

Fuck!

Yeah!

-Yeah. -Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck!

- It feels so good. - My God, fuck!

Alright.

Fuck!

Yeah.

Fuck.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Fuck. - Baby, fuck.

My God.

Fuck.

My God.

Fuck.

How did you like that?

- It was beautiful. - Was it everything you imagined?

You're a master.

I want to say I got pretty close to cumming.

-Maybe it's time. -I think maybe it's time.

-Yeah. -What about you?

I'm there.

- You know, I'm really proud of you. - Yes, we are.

Yeah.

Nice full load.

Yeah.

Fuck.

I'm going to cum.

-So am I. -Yeah, I'm so fucking close.

Yes.

Fuck.

- Fuck, I'm close. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Right there.

- Fuck! - I sense it coming.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - My God.

Fuck!

My God!

Yeah!

- Fuck! - My God.

Fuck, yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

- Yeah. - Fuck.

Fuck yes!

- My God, yeah. - Yeah.

That's what I want.

She's gonna cum for you.

Fuck, that's so hot.

I went overboard.

That's what I like.

My God.

- We picked the right neighborhood. - I think we did.

So, how about those muffins?

You're so fucking smart.

Can you grab me the turnover?

Honey.

- My God. - My God.

-We're all done with a single sauce. -These are amazing.

I know.

I haven't eaten since 10.

Cheers.

Well, thank you for the welcome wagon.

You're welcome.

Let's do it again soon.