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Perfect. Okay, I'll see you
Sunday. Bye. (Giggles)
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Damn, girl. You're planning
the straight hizzell
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out of that block party.
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"Hizzell"? (Lowered voice) Are
we just gonna let that slide?
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(Mouths words)
It's gonna be great.
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I'm gonna have a deejay
in front of my store, bands,
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- Dave's truck... - And I will be unveiling
the new and improved version
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of my classic steak sandwich.
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I call it "Steak-Point-0."
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(Lowered voice) - So we are just
letting everything slide? - Oy.
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(Brad) - Um...
- Okay, does everyone have
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something to contribute
for the silent auction?
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I will be donating
a free PR consultation.
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Ohh.
So Penny's offering nothing.
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I'll be donating three
centerpieces handmade by me,
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perfect for any occasion--
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a dinner party,
holiday gathering,
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centerpiece hall of fame
induction ceremony.
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Thanks, Jane. You make
the best centerpieces.
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(Whispers) I know.
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Oh. Hey, buddy.
How was the funeral?
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- Sad.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mark was a great hairdresser
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and a great guy.
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42 years young, and then...
pfft. Dead.
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But the real tragedy is...
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I need a haircut,
and I ain't got no place to go.
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Yeah, that's definitely
the real tragedy here.
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What about my barbershop?
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Nah. I can't keep arguing
with those guys
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about Tyler Perry movies
anymore.
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Black folks like Tyler Perry,
Max.
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No, I love Tyler Perry movies.
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It's Ray-Ray and Tooches
that think it's implausible
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for Madea to keep going back
to prison.
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But like I told them,
mama got tax problems.
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- You should go see Krisjahn.
(Alex) - Yeah.
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Alex and I have been
going to him for years.
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Chris John?
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- No. Krisjahn.
- Christian.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- No. Krisjahn.
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K-R-I-S-J-A-H-N.
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Krisjahn. Very common
gay-fake-French name.
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No, no, Max.
You're a man, like me.
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You need to go to a man
who cuts man hair man-style.
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Trust me. I got a guy.
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(Laughs) (Laughs)
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- Hey, guys.
(Gasps) - Sacre bleu!
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Dude, you look like Suze Orman
if she stopped shaving.
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You look like a keytar player
in a Christian rock band.
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- You look like Alf.
- You look like an assistant manager
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at a Jacksonville multiplex.
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I think I need
Chris John's number.
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(Alex, Jane, Brad, and Penny)
Krisjahn.
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Wait. Am I seriously
the only one feeling this?
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Yes.
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- What?
- What?
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(Everybody) Ugh.
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- What?!
- What?!
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Okay, taste testers,
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Steak Me Home Tonight
and Dave Rose,
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in conjunction
with beef and cheese,
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proudly present...
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the Steak-Point-0.
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- Mmm.
- Yay.
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- Mnh-mnh. No.
- No. No.
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- Ugh. Nope. Steak-point-no.
- Mnh-mnh.
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Sorry, but that tastes like...
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outside.
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If you made tea out of
a taxi driver's underpants
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and then...
no. Fart paper.
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(Whispers) - Yes.
- That is definitely fart paper.
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Am I tasting a hard yogurt?
Is that a thing?
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That is nowhere near as good
as hard yogurt.
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Dave, what happened to your
old sandwich? It was great.
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(Singsongy) Boring!
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I gotta mix it up a little bit,
all right?
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I'm not getting
any new customers,
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I got zero Tweets,
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and the only review on Yelp
I got was from my mom,
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when she thought she was
e-mailing me.
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"Davey, what's the name
of that movie
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about the horse
that goes to the war?"
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Uh, "War Biscuit."
(Scoffs) Duh.
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Say, Dave,
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since I just did you a favor
by eating your gross sandwich,
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I'd like a favor in return.
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See, I just bought
this new armoire--
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Well, it's been years
since I appraised anything,
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- but I guess I--
- No, I was hoping
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I could borrow your truck
to move it to my place.
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Yeah. Sure.
You need any help?
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- No, thanks. I've got Alex and Jane.
- Oh.
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We used to move mattresses for
our dad's store in the summer.
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Ah, we made bank.
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Remember that guy
who tipped us extra
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because we agreed to dress up
as his dead daughters?
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Jeffrey!
We're Facebook friends.
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Ah! Send me the link
to that page.
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- Oh, he'll love that.
- Hmm.
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Okay. Well,
the truck's all yours.
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But beware. She has some quirks.
(Opens drawer)
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- Now this unlocks the door.
- Okay.
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And this starts the engine.
(Closes drawer)
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Oh, and when you honk the horn,
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she plays "Someone's
In The Kitchen With Dinah."
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- Why?
- Because...
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♪ Someone's in the kitchen
with David ♪
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♪ chompin' on a steak sando,
oh, oh ♪
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Dave, you are
one of my oldest friends,
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but if we met now,
we'd be enemies.
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(Singsongy)
Thanks for the truck!
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Bye!
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Oh, thank you so much
for helping me, Krisjahn.
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Anything for a friend
of Alex and Jane's.
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Sit back, relax, and we'll
have you looking more "Max"
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and less "retired
air force lesbian" in no time.
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Ahh, gay wit--
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the white noise
of the hair salon.
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So... how is Alex's block party
coming along?
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Is that what's happening
this week?
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I-I-I have not
been paying attention.
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Jane doesn't think
Alex can pull it off
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'cause she's such a flake.
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Hmm?
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And Alex thinks thinks
Jane's centerpieces are,
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quote, "pieces from the center
of a person's butt..."
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What?
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"And that person is not well,
darling."
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Do they talk that kind of trash
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behind each other's backs
to you?
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They've been bitch-hissing
about each other to me
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for years,and not just the small stuff.
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Unh!
Now well don't stop there!
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Give me all the good stuff,
fellow gaylord.
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- You want something big?
- Oh, I want something big, girl.
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Okay. Um...
Jane thinks Alex is
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a disappointment
to their parents.
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That... is... awesome.
(Laughs)
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Well, get this.
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- Alex...
- Uh-huh?
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...says that Jane is
only into black guys...
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- Uh-huh?
- ...because she lost her virginity
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at the drive-in screening
of "Big Momma's House."
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Ohh! Hallelujah!
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This is like gay Christmas!
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Oh, hold up.
That's the Oscars.
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Right. Yes.
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- Yeah.
- Of course. I'm sorry.
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Dude, check it out.
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So I went to Krisjahn
to get my hair fixed--
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- That's fixed?
(Grunts) - Whatever.
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Anyway... he told me
about all this trash
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that Alex and Jane have
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been talking about each other
there for years.
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I mean, really hurtful,
venge-filled,
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soul-crushing stuff.
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It was hilarious.
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- Yep. I know all about it.
- You do?
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That's how the Kerkoviches
deal with their stuff.
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They talk to someone else,
never each other.
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(Scoffs) That is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard,
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and I've heard Alex and Dave
talk about the Civil War.
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Well, that's what they do.
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I mean, Alex and Jane
tried being honest
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with each other,
like, 20 years ago.
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The fight lasted for weeks.
The family never talks about it.
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They just call it...
"The incident."
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(Exhales)
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(Music stops)
That sounds amazing.
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(Chuckles) Yeah.
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Dude...
do not stir this up.
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I don't need any more drama,
all right?
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Seriously, I just watched
"Nurse Jackie,"
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and I cannot handle
any more drama right now.
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- Of course not.
- Thanks. Wait.
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Are you doing that thing
where you say, "of course not,"
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and then you go do it anyway?
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I would never
do that to you, man.
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(Chuckles) Thanks.
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Wait.
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Now are you doing that thing
where you say,
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"I'd never do that to you, man"
after I've questioned
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the sincerity
of your "of course not"?
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Of course not. I would never
do that to you, man.
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Thanks, man.
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Wait!
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I like your hair.
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- Thanks.
- I'm lying.
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(Sighs)
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Thank you, guys, so much
for helping me with the armoire.
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I guess you could say you're
my knights in shining armoire.
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Or you could not say it.
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Up to you.
I'm not your mouth boss.
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But seriously, thank you.
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Well, thank, uh,
muscle-boobs over here.
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She did most of the work.
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(Strained voice) I got it.
It's all good. I got this.
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- It's all in the legs...
- Mm.
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...from yay to hay.
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Wait. Didn't we park
Dave's truck right here?
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Yeah.
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Wait. Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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- Do you know what this means?
- Ghost truck?!
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No, it means that
Dave's truck was stolen.
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Right! Of course. Of course.
(Chuckles)
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(Slaps thigh)
Ghosts don't drive.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Dave?
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I've got some bad news.
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(Knife thuds) Oh, my God. Something
happened to Dave Matthews, didn't it?
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It did, didn't it?
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(Voice breaks) I had that
weird dream, and now he's gone--
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Stop it!
No, Dave Matthews is fine.
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I mean, he's puffy
and he sounds like
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- he's got a squirrel in his mouth,
but he's fine. - Thank God.
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Someone stole your truck.
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- What?!
- I don't know what happened.
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I locked the doors,
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I took the screwdriver
out of the ignition,
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- I put it on the dash--
- You left the screwdriver on the dash?!
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That's practically
an invitation to steal it!
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I am so, so sorry.
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(Sighs) Oh! What am I gonna do?
That truck was my livelihood!
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How am I gonna pay the bills?
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I can't go back to being
a wild turkey shot boy.
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I've put on weight.
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I don't have the legs
to be a little gobbler.
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Well, we should call the cops.
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No. No, don't be naive.
The cops don't find stolen cars.
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Plus they only help
white people.
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- I'm sorry?
- I'm 1/16th Navajo.
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Well, we should at least go out
and try to find your truck.
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I mean, we found your clogs
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that time you left them
at the duck pond.
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(Sighs) All right.
Fine, let's go find it.
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But in the off-off chance that
we do find it... (Opens drawer)
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I'm gonna bring my spare key.
(Closes drawer)
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I screwed the pooch.
241
00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,498
(Door closes)
I wined it, I dined it,
242
00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:18,153
I told it it was cute
and that I valued its opinions,
243
00:08:18,254 --> 00:08:19,879
even though I don't,
and then I screwed it.
244
00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,140
Um... what are you
talking about?
245
00:08:22,231 --> 00:08:25,116
Okay, I was at Krisjahn's with
Jane, and then Alex came in.
246
00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,551
And then they started complimenting
each other... (Gasps)
247
00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:28,986
about the block party
and the centerpieces and...
248
00:08:29,086 --> 00:08:30,752
No. Tell me you didn't.
249
00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:31,790
I did.
250
00:08:31,891 --> 00:08:34,187
I told them all the things
that Krisjahn told me.
251
00:08:34,294 --> 00:08:37,386
- All the smack.
- Damn you, you Kevin Smith smell-alike!
252
00:08:37,486 --> 00:08:38,594
But it was super funny!
253
00:08:38,699 --> 00:08:39,727
Then it got super scary,
254
00:08:39,945 --> 00:08:41,724
like when my grandpa got on
that trampoline.
255
00:08:41,841 --> 00:08:43,022
And much like Pop Irving,
256
00:08:43,178 --> 00:08:45,050
they're not gonna stop
till they're dead.
257
00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:46,402
I can't believe you did this.
258
00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:48,478
I'm gonna be sick.
259
00:08:48,606 --> 00:08:49,499
I didn't...
260
00:08:49,609 --> 00:08:50,973
- I d--
- Oh, wait. Oh, God. (Gags)
261
00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,774
- It's your fault!
- Ugh!
262
00:08:52,888 --> 00:08:54,548
I mean, you practically
begged me to do it
263
00:08:54,650 --> 00:08:55,954
by begging me not to do it.
264
00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:58,173
In fact, sir, I would like
an apology. I am hurt.
265
00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,324
I am deeply hurt that you do not
know me well enough
266
00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:02,020
to know that I would
screw this up for you.
267
00:09:02,135 --> 00:09:04,157
You have no idea what
you've just started, Max.
268
00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,843
People are going to get hurt,
269
00:09:06,082 --> 00:09:08,129
family members forced
to take sides,
270
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,320
innocent brads yelled at
and denied sex for weeks!
271
00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:12,507
(Gasps)
272
00:09:12,728 --> 00:09:14,187
Winter is coming.
273
00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:17,291
Well...
good luck with that.
274
00:09:17,411 --> 00:09:19,087
(Gruff voice) - No!
- Okay.
275
00:09:19,531 --> 00:09:21,621
You are gonna help me fix this.
276
00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,567
Me?
(Screeches)
277
00:09:23,308 --> 00:09:26,040
Okay!
I'll clean up your mess.
278
00:09:26,638 --> 00:09:27,967
(Breathing heavily)
I'd still like that apology.
279
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,227
(High-pitched voice) Aah!
280
00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:30,651
Fair enough.
281
00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:34,031
Penny, this isn't gonna work.
The truck is gone.
282
00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:35,777
Plus the flyer's kinda
misleading.
283
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,140
Looks like I'm the one
that's lost, not the truck.
284
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,072
No, it doesn't.
285
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,903
Hey.
I found your lost guy.
286
00:09:41,993 --> 00:09:44,922
No, the guy is not lost.
The truck is lost.
287
00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:47,275
You know, your flyer's
kind of misleading.
288
00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:49,891
(Clenched teeth) - Told you.
- So about the reward--
289
00:09:49,993 --> 00:09:52,507
The reward is for the truck.
(Truck's horn sounds)
290
00:09:52,628 --> 00:09:54,304
Whoa. Wait a minute. You know
what-- you know what that is?
291
00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,229
- Oh! Oh! Okay! Whoa! - You know
what that is? You know what that is?
292
00:09:56,328 --> 00:09:58,944
- Is that what I think it is?!
- Whoa!
293
00:09:59,030 --> 00:09:59,789
(Gasps) My truck!
294
00:09:59,897 --> 00:10:01,739
Some guy is selling sandwiches
out of your truck!
295
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,352
Son of a bitch!
(Hisses)
296
00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,942
Look at how busy he is!
(Scoffs)
297
00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:05,832
Hey.
298
00:10:05,928 --> 00:10:07,361
I found your lost truck.
299
00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,834
Okay, you guys are in
a stupid lady fight.
300
00:10:11,952 --> 00:10:13,577
We get it. You're ladies.
301
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,788
Your brains are
tiny and filled with eggs.
302
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,033
Let's just move on.
303
00:10:17,119 --> 00:10:19,118
What my pear-shaped colleague
is trying to say--
304
00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,406
Whoa. "Pear-shaped"?
I just bought a medicine ball.
305
00:10:21,512 --> 00:10:23,012
You two are sisters, okay?
306
00:10:23,116 --> 00:10:24,338
You've shared
so many good times,
307
00:10:24,453 --> 00:10:27,110
like that summer at the lake
in high school. Remember that?
308
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,996
(Sighs) Ohh.
Yeah. (Chuckles)
309
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:31,964
Yeah!
(Taps tabletop)
310
00:10:32,052 --> 00:10:33,337
Good times!
311
00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,045
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Till I was grounded
312
00:10:35,144 --> 00:10:36,859
because Alex ratted me out
for smoking cloves.
313
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:37,929
I am not a rat!
314
00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:40,213
Mom knew you were smoking
'cause you smelt like an ashtray
315
00:10:40,321 --> 00:10:41,758
and your voice was deeper
than dad's.
316
00:10:41,863 --> 00:10:43,495
(Deep voice) - You shut up!
- There it is.
317
00:10:43,622 --> 00:10:45,617
Guys, come on.
You're adults, okay?
318
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,547
Can't you just talk this out?
319
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,010
(Indistinct conversations)
320
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,585
- Yes. Yes. Yeah, talk it right out.
(Max) - Thank you. (Speaks indistinctly)
321
00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:55,519
- Okay, I'm prepared, too.
- Where did you get that from?!
322
00:10:55,636 --> 00:10:56,990
- Ohh!
- I'm prepared, girl!
323
00:10:57,109 --> 00:10:58,784
- Bring it! - We can talk--
- Oh, I will bring it!
324
00:10:58,881 --> 00:11:00,655
I will! I'm gonna bring it!
(Max speaking indistinctly)
325
00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:02,282
Come on, lady! Bring it!
326
00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:04,598
- And I'm gonna end you!
- Whoa!
327
00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,218
She's making nunchakus!
Abort!
328
00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:07,486
Aah!
(All shouting at once)
329
00:11:07,573 --> 00:11:08,931
- Whoa! Whoa! Separate 'em!
- Ow!
330
00:11:09,027 --> 00:11:11,420
(All shouting at same time)
331
00:11:11,488 --> 00:11:12,786
You were adopted!
332
00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:14,322
You were born a man!
333
00:11:15,972 --> 00:11:17,505
Can you believe this?!
334
00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:18,580
(Mouth full) I know!
335
00:11:18,664 --> 00:11:20,998
This is the best steak sandwich
I've ever had!
336
00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:22,243
Wait. You went over there,
337
00:11:22,345 --> 00:11:23,825
face-to-face with the guy
who stole your truck,
338
00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:25,461
and you bought a sandwich
from him?
339
00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:26,762
No. No.
340
00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,033
No, I bought two.
341
00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:28,910
What?!
342
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:30,842
Pen, I have been struggling
to create a sando
343
00:11:30,947 --> 00:11:32,308
that'll get people excited.
344
00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,837
Well, this guy did it!
345
00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:35,965
And the truck is killing
on Twitter and Yelp.
346
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,836
Look. "Amazing sandwiches."
347
00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:39,134
"My new favorite truck."
348
00:11:39,256 --> 00:11:41,717
"Davey, don't go to salad bars.
I saw something on the news."
349
00:11:41,811 --> 00:11:43,386
All right, that's another one
from my mom,
350
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,316
but you get the point.
351
00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:45,534
Well, she's right
about the salad bars.
352
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,821
Hobos eat out of those things
with their own silverware.
353
00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:50,675
But, Dave, this jerk
stole your truck,
354
00:11:50,782 --> 00:11:52,945
and now by some miracle
we have found it.
355
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,272
It is obvious
what we have to do--
356
00:11:55,392 --> 00:11:58,160
- take back the truck. - Eat these
sandwiches till we figure out the recipe.
357
00:12:00,146 --> 00:12:02,317
No, you're right.
Yeah. Take back the truck.
358
00:12:03,986 --> 00:12:05,229
What are we gonna do, man?
359
00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:06,555
If Jane and Alex
keep fighting like this,
360
00:12:06,658 --> 00:12:09,129
someone's gonna get killed.
They'll end up in prison.
361
00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:10,985
Illinois doesn't allow
conjugal visits!
362
00:12:11,094 --> 00:12:11,809
The best I'll do is
363
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,076
Jane spitting on my neck
through a chain-link fence.
364
00:12:14,195 --> 00:12:15,269
You could do worse.
(Screeches)
365
00:12:15,356 --> 00:12:16,332
All right!
Fine, fine, fine, fine!
366
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,356
How did their first fight end?
367
00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:20,279
(Strained voice) I don't know.
368
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,101
(Inhales deeply)
I called Jane's parents,
369
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,805
but they're on
a Fox News cruise.
370
00:12:23,934 --> 00:12:26,337
Right now they're dolphin
hunting with Geraldo Rivera.
371
00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:28,279
Wait. Jane's in charge
372
00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:30,368
of all the Kerkovich family
photos and stuff.
373
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:31,817
She keeps them
in a storage unit.
374
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,781
Great! To the Max Mobile!
375
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,257
By which, of course,
I mean your Prius,
376
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,410
which I sometimes sleep in.
377
00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:39,724
That's so sad.
378
00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,428
Ah! Hee! (Groans)
379
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:47,336
(Sighs) Ah, stupid flashlight!
Why you so stupid all the time?
380
00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:49,369
(Max) You know I almost lived
in one of these?
381
00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:52,316
Then I found an abandoned
tugboat, and it was way cheaper.
382
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:55,286
Great story, Max. Great.
383
00:12:55,377 --> 00:12:57,188
(High-pitched voice)
Aah! Aah!
384
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:59,683
He got me! Help me!
Help me, Oprah!
385
00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:01,880
(Click)
Help me! Aah!
386
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,813
Dude, it's you.
387
00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:07,711
It is me.
388
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:09,616
(Fabric rustling)
389
00:13:10,128 --> 00:13:12,050
And he's anatomically correct.
390
00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:13,437
Why would Jane have
one of these?
391
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,172
I don't know, and I don't want
to talk about it.
392
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,853
Really? 'Cause it is allI wanna talk about.
393
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,105
Can we just do what
we came here to do, man?
394
00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:20,497
Yes. Sorry.
395
00:13:21,486 --> 00:13:22,731
Stop looking at him.
396
00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:25,547
Okay, the incident happened
in 1993.
397
00:13:25,736 --> 00:13:27,640
This place is so organized.
398
00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:28,823
It's totally taking the fun out
399
00:13:28,929 --> 00:13:30,814
of searching through
a creepy storage space.
400
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,666
Less yappin' and more findin',
brah.
401
00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:33,693
Mm-hmm.
402
00:13:33,989 --> 00:13:36,865
♪ We will find
what we're looking for ♪
403
00:13:36,962 --> 00:13:38,628
♪ before we get to the door ♪
404
00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:40,374
- ♪ we will find-- ♪
- Uhh!
405
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,535
Cool.
406
00:13:43,676 --> 00:13:45,729
It's one of Alex's
fourth grade book reports.
407
00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,119
_
408
00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:48,682
Yeah, she dumb.
409
00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:50,351
Oh!
410
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:51,814
Look.
411
00:13:51,938 --> 00:13:53,717
Articles from
their neighborhood paper.
412
00:13:53,846 --> 00:13:54,936
What? Yes!
413
00:13:55,106 --> 00:13:56,317
Sweet. Okay.
414
00:13:56,452 --> 00:13:59,119
"Sisters fight
in grocery store"? No.
415
00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:00,960
"Sisters cause
traffic hazard."
416
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,859
"Sisters burn down
family garage"?
417
00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:05,698
I gotta tell ya, I don't know
what is more disturbing--
418
00:14:05,819 --> 00:14:07,185
how much chaos
Alex and Jane have caused
419
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,826
or how much attention this paper
paid to two little girls.
420
00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:12,440
Oh! "Sisters make peace."
421
00:14:13,091 --> 00:14:14,418
Yes! That's it.
422
00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:15,493
Jackpotty.
423
00:14:15,902 --> 00:14:17,622
Now come on. The block party
starts in 12 hours.
424
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,817
- They'll both be there.
- Yeah.
425
00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:19,738
Yeah.
426
00:14:19,844 --> 00:14:22,398
Hey, why does this thing have
a motor on the back?
427
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:24,315
(High-pitched voice) I don't
want to talk about it, man!
428
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,629
Thanks. Come again.
429
00:14:34,846 --> 00:14:38,049
More like don't come again,
'cause this guy's a dirty crook!
430
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:39,288
I mean, please come again
431
00:14:39,387 --> 00:14:41,609
once we restore this truck
to its rightful owner.
432
00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:44,111
Appreciate your biz.
Okay, bye!
433
00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:45,161
(Normal voice)
You stole Dave's truck!
434
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:46,759
Yeah, my truck!
435
00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:47,823
Although, that being said,
436
00:14:47,926 --> 00:14:49,514
your cooking has
this playfulness.
437
00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,448
I mean, I-I just can't
stop smiling.
438
00:14:51,537 --> 00:14:52,615
David, focus!
439
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,796
(Chuckles) I don't know what
you guys are talking about.
440
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:56,008
This is my truck!
441
00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:58,248
That's my sink,
this is my grill,
442
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,947
these are my pictures of you...
crap!
443
00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:01,773
How did you think
444
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:03,666
you were gonna get away
with stealing Dave's truck
445
00:15:03,763 --> 00:15:06,807
and then serving sandwiches out
of it in the same neighborhood?
446
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,989
I didn't think.
I just felt.
447
00:15:09,154 --> 00:15:11,774
Meat is an instrument,
and I wanted to play it,
448
00:15:11,891 --> 00:15:15,312
so I did, 'cause I live my life
like jazz.
449
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,056
Right on, man.
450
00:15:17,239 --> 00:15:18,885
You disgust me.
We're calling the cops.
451
00:15:18,982 --> 00:15:20,807
Yeah! Unless...
452
00:15:21,281 --> 00:15:22,332
you give me the recipe.
453
00:15:22,429 --> 00:15:23,730
Yeah! Wait. What?!
454
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,506
I need those sandos, Penny.
455
00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:26,952
Okay. Sure. (Chuckles)
456
00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:28,333
I basically just used
457
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,488
the dry rub you already had
in the truck...
458
00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:34,130
plus...
one secret ingredient.
459
00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:36,317
Love.
460
00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:40,105
Of course,
you beautiful bastard! Love!
461
00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:42,525
I was so focused
on my success and reviews,
462
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,285
I completely forgot about the craft.
(Gasps)
463
00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:46,635
I literally make love
to the meat.
464
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,623
M'kay.
465
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,564
(Lowered voice) We're definitely
calling the cops now, man.
466
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:54,703
I'll never forget you, Dave!
467
00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:55,682
(Woman screams)
468
00:15:55,796 --> 00:15:57,614
(Man) No! Oh, never! Never!
469
00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:59,331
Mm, you gotta admire
his passion.
470
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,812
And his little rat butt.
471
00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:04,092
Hey. Where's Jane and Alex?
472
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:05,037
Okay, you'd better hurry.
473
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,206
They're over there
and they're gettin' louder.
474
00:16:06,302 --> 00:16:08,010
I just heard the phrase
"from your V to your A."
475
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:09,269
- Are you kidding me right now?!
- Not even a little bit.
476
00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:11,811
What?! You gave me a serious
addiction to candy cigarettes.
477
00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:14,018
You broke
my Bob Dole action figure!
478
00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:15,976
(Max) Hear me, Kerkoviches!
479
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,912
This ends... (Whispers) now!
480
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,522
Uh, where did you get those?
481
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:22,509
From her.
482
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:26,203
(Eastern European folk musicplays)
483
00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:28,012
(Gasps) - Nana!
(Gasps) - Nana!
484
00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,356
She's still alive?
485
00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:31,078
Yeah, Kerkovich women
have good genes.
486
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,992
If they don't die
in a war or a turnip famine,
487
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,371
they live forever.
488
00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:38,876
Sestra... ples.
489
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:40,602
Nana. (Kisses)
490
00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:41,931
- Nana.
(Max whispers) - Oh, God.
491
00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,257
(Jane and Alex) Mm.
492
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:44,637
(Gasps)
493
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,009
What is going on?
494
00:16:48,128 --> 00:16:49,992
Well, apparently, the last time
they fought like this...
495
00:16:50,107 --> 00:16:51,114
(Whispers) The incident.
496
00:16:51,242 --> 00:16:52,213
...Nana said
that they brought shame
497
00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,258
onto the entire Kerkovich
family.
498
00:16:54,362 --> 00:16:55,912
She said Kerkoviches
fight Croats,
499
00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:58,662
Turks, Albanians,
and non-like-minded Christians,
500
00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:00,420
- but never each other.
- You know, I was surprised
501
00:17:00,529 --> 00:17:02,463
- to find that quote in the newspaper.
- Me, too.
502
00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:06,744
Anyway, then Nana made
Jane and Alex do sestra ples.
503
00:17:06,847 --> 00:17:08,015
What is that?
504
00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,996
♪
505
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:13,432
- The sister dance.
- The sister dance.
506
00:17:13,521 --> 00:17:14,538
(Woman cheering)
They're dancing without me?
507
00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:16,273
(Brad) - Ugh!
(Max) - Seriously?
508
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,084
♪
509
00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,406
(Crowd) Ohh!
510
00:17:26,919 --> 00:17:27,950
Ohh!
511
00:17:33,092 --> 00:17:34,942
It's not working.
512
00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:37,895
No. Let them dance.
513
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,468
♪
514
00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:52,835
(Cheers and applause)
515
00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:54,120
(Brad)
Wait. They're smiling.
516
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,720
(Rhythmic clapping)
They're having fun!
517
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,203
They're not fighting anymore.
518
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:01,405
Aw!
519
00:18:06,436 --> 00:18:07,763
(Max and Brad) Hup! Hup! Hup!
520
00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:09,518
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
521
00:18:14,815 --> 00:18:16,540
(Applause)
522
00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:17,390
Ahh. I'm sorry.
523
00:18:17,469 --> 00:18:18,775
Me, too. (Laughs)
(Laughs)
524
00:18:21,552 --> 00:18:22,831
(Both sigh)
525
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,938
Well, I'll be damned.
It worked!
526
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,120
(Chuckles) Of course.
527
00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:30,785
The dance reminded them
that they are sisters.
528
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,355
They are Serbians.
529
00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:35,645
They are members
of the master race
530
00:18:35,772 --> 00:18:39,015
that will one day
bathe in the blood of the--
531
00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:41,435
Okay, Nana. All right.
That's enough.
532
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,727
I could've sworn
I was at her funeral.
533
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,794
It was an open casket!
534
00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:47,384
(Sighs) Yay!
535
00:18:47,496 --> 00:18:48,673
(Dave) Yeah!
536
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:51,417
Master plan!
537
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,674
Girl! That's...
538
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:56,226
(Mutters) sestra ples.
539
00:19:03,432 --> 00:19:06,950
So... elephant in the room,
um...
540
00:19:07,074 --> 00:19:09,479
why do you have
a life-size dummy of me again?
541
00:19:09,836 --> 00:19:11,966
Well, you were traveling a lot
on business,
542
00:19:12,075 --> 00:19:14,515
- and I was watching a ton
of Nancy Grace... - Mm-hmm.
543
00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:17,561
...so I made this guy to make it
seem like you were home.
544
00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:19,741
- Oh.
- Yeah.
545
00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:21,699
(Clicks button) (Brad's voice,
haltingly) I am home now.
546
00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:23,786
We are eating broccoliand dinner.
547
00:19:23,868 --> 00:19:25,170
Time to watch sport game.
548
00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:27,276
Go, home team!
549
00:19:27,722 --> 00:19:28,760
(Chuckles) Oh.
550
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,033
I get it.
That makes more sense.
551
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:31,452
- Yeah.
- It's just for security.
552
00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:32,634
- Yeah. (Laughs)
- Yeah.
553
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,252
You are my everything.
554
00:19:34,377 --> 00:19:36,807
You look good with short hairor long hair.
555
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:37,865
Wait a minute.
556
00:19:37,966 --> 00:19:39,293
Way to keep it tight, girl.
557
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,197
"Keep it tight, girl"?
How does he know it's tight?
558
00:19:41,298 --> 00:19:43,411
- What?
- Um, emotional security
559
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,625
is just as important
as physical security.
560
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,340
You are right. I am wrong.
561
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,339
I am wrong. I am wrong.
562
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,430
- I am always wrong.
- Mmm! Mmm, mmm!
563
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:58,380
Music to
my ding dang dong ears.
564
00:19:58,483 --> 00:19:59,568
I am wrong.
565
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,798
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