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Guys, guess what I found--
my set list
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from when I did stand-up
in fifth grade.
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What is the deal
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with these moms who make lunch?
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Have you seen this? Have you
heard about this, Kelvin?
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I mean, why are you writing me
a note, you silly goose?
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I know you love me.
You told me this morning!
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And what is the deal
with these juice box straws?
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I mean, how hard
does it have to be
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to get the facacta thing
in the hole?
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It just spills all over ya!
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And then I have
a bunch of stuff about, like,
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the difference between
little girls and little boys.
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You know,
little girls be sharin'.
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They be sharin', man.
Little girls be sharin'.
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It's funny 'cause it's a list.
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Oh, boo. You're not laughing.
What's wrong?
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You consto?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just bummed
about work junk.
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The car czar and his cronies
are this total boys club,
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and I can't get in.
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Whoa.
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Look at the sunny-side ups
on that breakfast platter.
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Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
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Hey, boys.
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What are we doin'?
Looking at some girly pics?
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I can get in with that.
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Ahh, yeah, to think that she is
somebody's daughter.
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She was once a baby...
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In a nursery.
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It is infuriating.
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Baby, calm down.
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You're forgetting
your sexy secret weapon.
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My Jack Nicholson impression.
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Hmm?
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Lakers.
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No. Me!
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I'm amazing at guy talk.
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Just invite the guys over,
and I'll help you get in.
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I'll be your guy guide.
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Your guyde.
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Yep, already a word.
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Realized it
as soon as I said it.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
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- Hey!
- Whazzup!
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What-- question mark--
is-- question mark-- that?
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I just went to see Dr. Spratt
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about my little spill
down the stairs,
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and apparently, I still have
a mild concussion,
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and I have to wear
this stupid helmet for a month.
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You look like a crayon
a fat kid would eat.
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Did you valet your kayak
or did you find street parking?
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Let's go around the horn!
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Yeah, did you, uh... oh...
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Helmet joke. I just wanted in.
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You know what? I think this is
really good because...
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you do hit your head a lot.
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Aah!
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- I'm going down. Oh!- Ohh!
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Okay? Aah!
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Yeah, I don't remember
any of that.
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Maybe because of the concussion.
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How did I get here?
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Penny.
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Penny. Penny.
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Pen.
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- Penny.
- Stop.
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Stop. It's not funny.
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♪
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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Goal!
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- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- All right,
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enough with the showboating,
ya tiny Hooligan.
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It's bad enough we're
getting beat by someone
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who's only slightly larger than
the actual foosball players.
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I'm sorry.
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♪
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You had to take her
to a soccer game?
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It will never catch on here.
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Oh, great.
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There's Brody.
I hate that douche.
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Oh. Are you kidding me?
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This guy is
a world-class dum-dum.
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I think you guys are being
pretty hard on Brody.
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He seems like
a funny, nice guy,
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plus his name has the word
"bro" built right into it.
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Yo, D. Rose!
What's up, gangsta?
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How's it going, Brody?
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- Just crushin' life, bro.
- Congrats.
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Whoa! Still hanging out
with the nutcracker, huh?
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The nutcracker!
Classic Brody!
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Ohh!
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Your hand's a turkey, bro.
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Wild turkey.
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Ohh!
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What a sick jerk.
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I know.
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Why can't he understand that
Alex and I have transcended--
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- Not your crap! The fist bump!
- What?
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A fist bump is a sacred contract
between the fists of men.
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You don't go playing around,
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turning people's hands
into turkeys.
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I don't like that guy,
and I want it on record.
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We've been over this.
There is no actual record.
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Then why are we doing
any of this?
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Okay, babe, get ready
to follow me into the boys club.
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All guys love college football,
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so I'm gonna bring it up,
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then you launch into your tirade
about the BCS.
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We need
a legitimate playoff system!
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- Mm!
- Let's do it.
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- Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Unh!
- Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Unh!
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Everybody having a good time?
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- Great party, Jane.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, except for
these veggie puff things.
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You got anything with some...
animal in it?
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You know, something that
used to have a mom?
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Speaking of moms...
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I see a lot of college football
fans around here, huh?
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Man, do I approve of the BCS!
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No! We need a legitimate
playoff system! Huh!
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I'm not a fan
of college, uh, football.
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Hey! Oh!
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I love this candle, Jane!
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Oh! Where did you get this?
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Well, actually, I made it in my
candle studio/our laundry room.
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Really?
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- Yeah.
- Would you show me how you do it?
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Uh-oh! You did it now, Brad.
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You found her hobby...
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Making bad versions
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of things that you could
just easily buy in a store.
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But, by all means, show her how
you make that thing.
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Yeah.
Show me how you make it.
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Show me.
Show me, show me, show me!
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Don't leave me.
Don't leave me. Don't leave me.
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Unh!
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So...
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you and the guys wanna
go check out some porno?
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Get some eyes on some thighs?
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Some peepers on some creepers?
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Some rods and cones on some...
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bwras and thowngs?
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No.
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This helmet thing
isn't that bad.
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I mean, we just need
to cute it up, right?
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Here. Take that off.
Try this one.
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Eh? Come on, it's pink.
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All right.
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This is so stupid.
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What? I think it's cute.
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Oh! So sorry. Sorry.
Oh.
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Oh, no.
Don't worry about it.
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Actually, I read somewhere
that wearing a helmet
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reduces your peripheral vision
by 40%.
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- Really?
- No, I can't read.
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I'm, uh, I'm Pete.
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- Oh. Penny. Hello.
- Penny.
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- Helmet shopping, I see.
- Well...
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I'm, uh, I'm looking
for a lock myself.
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There's a hobo
in my neighborhood
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who keeps trying
to steal my bike.
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Nice use
of the word "hobo."
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Makes him seem more quaint,
right?
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A "quaint"?
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Isn't that the space
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between a gal's goal
and her penalty box?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna be
kinda forward here.
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Do you wanna get a coffee
with me sometime?
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I would love to.
I would love to.
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But you know what? I've got
so much going on. So slammed.
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No, it's okay.
It's totally okay.
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Can't, uh, can't blame a guy
for trying.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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- Are you crazy? He's beautiful.
- I know.
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- He's soo cyah.
- So cyah.
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So cyah. I can't go on a date
wearing this.
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Come on. He could be your
soul mate, your kindred spirit,
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your "One Tree Hill".
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That's not the saying,
but you're right.
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I cannot let this thing
hold me back.
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I have helmet.
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- Helmet doesn't have me.
- That's right.
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- Hey, Pete?
- Hmm?
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Um, I'm actually in
for that coffee.
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Great!
What changed your mind?
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Uh, just some advice
from a friend.
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She's very wise.
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This one's top-notch.
Barely felt that.
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Ah, she's a gem.
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Four sandos and counting.
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What's with the big appetite,
hungry puppy?
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I'm carbo-fueling
my rage for Brody.
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Come on, man.
It was just a fist bump.
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It was...
Not just a fist bump!
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I'm sensitive, okay?
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This is not the first time
I've been handshake-betrayed.
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It was the fifth damn grade.
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Jimmy Nichols offered mea high-fiver.
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I accepted.
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Why not?It would be rude not to.
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Then he offered me onedown low.
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Took that as well.
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Bam!
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Pulled that "too slow" crap
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just like the cheatin'half-Italian bastard
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that he was.
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School would no longer be
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a safe place
for me to shake hands.
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Dave?
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Down low, too slow.
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David?
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All that pain...
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What's happening?
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It's my fault.
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I invented
"down low, too slow."
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What?
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I did this to you.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
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- Dave!
- I'm sorry!
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What are you talk--
what about your truck?!
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What are you talking about,
Candice?
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You'd look great with bangs.
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May I? Watch.
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- Look at that. See?
- All right.
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So then Denise
comes back from the garden center
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- with another fountain.
- Ohh!
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That makes three.
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Oh! Hey, hey, hey!
I'm feeling you, guy.
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If shopping
were an olympic sport,
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my wife would be...
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a fat bitch.
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Ohh!
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How you doin'?
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You guys think
your wives are bad?
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Brad is so spoiled,
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he can't sing "Louie, Louie"
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without adding the words
"Vuitton, Vuitton."
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Who knew?! Ha ha! Kerkovich!
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Gettin' loose
with the spousal abuse!
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- Mm.
- Wow!
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Is there
a 10-inch whore here?
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'Cause that was a low blow!
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Ohh!
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Give me that, dum-dum.
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That's for you.
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Oh.
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Hi!
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Wow!
Well.
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Listen, I know we talked
about coffee,
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but I thought we could do
something a little different,
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so I booked us
on a segway tour.
257
00:09:24,459 --> 00:09:25,926
What?
258
00:09:25,994 --> 00:09:27,161
Wow. Um...
259
00:09:27,228 --> 00:09:29,429
Thoughts? Comments?
Concerns?
260
00:09:29,497 --> 00:09:30,931
Uh, okay. We could do that.
261
00:09:30,999 --> 00:09:32,133
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
262
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,801
I mean, it's gonna be awesome.
263
00:09:33,869 --> 00:09:35,136
I know it's lame that they make
us wear these stupid helmets.
264
00:09:35,203 --> 00:09:37,304
I was all,
"um, I think we're cool.
265
00:09:37,372 --> 00:09:38,605
We're not gonna, like,
266
00:09:38,673 --> 00:09:40,439
accidentally bang our heads
on stuff."
267
00:09:40,507 --> 00:09:42,575
And the segway guy was all,
"the president of our company
268
00:09:42,643 --> 00:09:43,977
actually died tragically
on one of these."
269
00:09:44,045 --> 00:09:46,813
And I was all,
"I'm sorry for your loss."
270
00:09:46,881 --> 00:09:48,682
Okay, well, uh, let's segway.
271
00:09:48,749 --> 00:09:50,316
- Let's segway!
- Let's segway.
272
00:09:50,384 --> 00:09:51,551
- Okay, the tour company
is around the corner. - Okay.
273
00:09:51,618 --> 00:09:52,652
- Follow me, sir.
- Yeah.
274
00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,054
But it's very intuitive.
275
00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:55,120
It's kind of an art,
is what I'm...
276
00:09:55,188 --> 00:09:56,254
Oh. Look out. Jeez.
277
00:09:56,322 --> 00:09:57,890
- Penny, you okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
278
00:09:57,957 --> 00:09:59,792
Honestly, this could not be
easier to do, in a weird way.
279
00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:03,796
That's it, Penny.
Try leaning another way.
280
00:10:03,863 --> 00:10:05,798
Okay.
281
00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:07,632
Then try...
282
00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:09,134
- You're dragging a chair.
- I think-- I know.
283
00:10:09,202 --> 00:10:10,468
- Just-- just...
- Yeah, no, I'm...
284
00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:13,571
- Hiya!
- That's it. You got that.
285
00:10:13,638 --> 00:10:14,839
Yeah!
286
00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:17,942
Ohh.
Great party, Jane.
287
00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:20,144
And thanks for the scotch.
288
00:10:20,212 --> 00:10:22,714
That was the second-best
18-year-old I've had all week.
289
00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,949
Ohh!
290
00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:26,317
He's just playing.
291
00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,085
- Yes, he is.
- Y-yeah. Yeah.
292
00:10:28,152 --> 00:10:31,121
Playing with breasts that aren't
attached to someone I hate.
293
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:32,288
What?!
294
00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:33,690
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
295
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,625
- Unh!
- Aah!
296
00:10:35,693 --> 00:10:36,927
Aah!
297
00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:38,628
His humor
makes me uncomfortable.
298
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:40,163
They're fine.
299
00:10:40,231 --> 00:10:42,998
Baby, I am so sorry I left you
hanging with the guys.
300
00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:45,467
I got caught up with the wives,
and they would not let me go.
301
00:10:45,535 --> 00:10:47,069
It all worked out.
302
00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:49,271
I got to shoot the bull
with the boys club all night.
303
00:10:49,339 --> 00:10:51,874
And they invited me
304
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,744
to watch a game
with them after work!
305
00:10:54,811 --> 00:10:55,978
Oh, that's great!
I got invited out, too.
306
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,546
The gals want me to go
to their spinning class
307
00:10:57,614 --> 00:10:58,780
and then have salads
afterwards.
308
00:10:58,848 --> 00:10:59,948
Look at us--
309
00:11:00,015 --> 00:11:02,150
me in the boys club,
310
00:11:02,218 --> 00:11:03,952
you hangin'
with the trophy wives.
311
00:11:04,019 --> 00:11:05,186
Yeah!
312
00:11:05,254 --> 00:11:07,055
Hold up.
313
00:11:07,123 --> 00:11:08,556
Are you calling me
a trophy wife?
314
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:09,690
W--
315
00:11:09,759 --> 00:11:10,959
'Cause that's awesome!
316
00:11:11,026 --> 00:11:12,560
Yeah! Unh!
317
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:13,928
- Mmm! Mmm!
- Mmm! Mmm!
318
00:11:13,996 --> 00:11:15,262
Oh, you did it.
319
00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:17,497
- Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Unh!
- You did it. Unh!
320
00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:18,632
Yes! Yes!
321
00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:20,200
How are we doing, Brad?
322
00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:21,835
Great! Yeah!
323
00:11:21,903 --> 00:11:23,937
Ha ha! Aah!
324
00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:25,605
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
325
00:11:25,673 --> 00:11:26,774
Yeah!
326
00:11:26,841 --> 00:11:27,908
- Hey!
- Yeah!
327
00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:31,844
- Aah! Oh!
- Aah!
328
00:11:34,749 --> 00:11:37,049
You just got car czared!
329
00:11:37,117 --> 00:11:38,818
Ohh! That was the best ever!
330
00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:41,554
So... how are things going
with Pete?
331
00:11:41,622 --> 00:11:42,789
Not great.
332
00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:44,123
I mean, I really like him
333
00:11:44,191 --> 00:11:46,393
and I even gave us
our own couple name.
334
00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,527
P&P Romance Factory.
335
00:11:50,062 --> 00:11:51,930
But I do think he's getting
a little weirded out
336
00:11:51,998 --> 00:11:54,466
that I only wanna go on dates
where we wear helmets.
337
00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:57,269
Yesterday, we took
a moped safety course.
338
00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:58,504
Well, I'm glad you came to me
339
00:11:58,571 --> 00:11:59,705
because I--
you're welcome--
340
00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:02,441
took it upon myself
to fix your problem.
341
00:12:02,509 --> 00:12:04,409
Hey, guys.
342
00:12:04,476 --> 00:12:06,377
Have you seen Dave?
343
00:12:06,445 --> 00:12:08,012
He ran out of the truck
yesterday, acting really weird,
344
00:12:08,079 --> 00:12:09,447
and he's been...
345
00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:13,618
You can still tell I'm wearing
a helmet, can't you?
346
00:12:13,686 --> 00:12:16,821
Al, I don't think
this is gonna work.
347
00:12:16,888 --> 00:12:18,823
Really? I think they're great.
348
00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,490
I don't know what
the two of you are up to.
349
00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:22,592
I think it's amazing.
I want no part of it.
350
00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:25,228
I need to go find Dave. So make
yourself useful and help me!
351
00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:31,100
Oh, no. This is bad.
He's into the sangria.
352
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,268
What do you want?
353
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,371
Good God, man!
354
00:12:34,439 --> 00:12:36,071
That is the worst sangria mouth
I've ever seen
355
00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:37,740
on a non-spaniard.
356
00:12:37,808 --> 00:12:40,209
All the pain you suffered
from "down low, too slow"...
357
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:41,610
it's my fault.
358
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,812
- Oh.
- Dave...
359
00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:44,480
I don't think
that you created--
360
00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:48,751
I was 10 years old.
I high-fived Becky Lutz.
361
00:12:48,819 --> 00:12:50,219
Then I offered her one
lower down.
362
00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:51,653
"Down low," we called it.
363
00:12:51,721 --> 00:12:54,055
She swung for my hand,
and I pulled it away,
364
00:12:54,122 --> 00:12:56,624
and then the rhyme
spilled from my lips...
365
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,626
like poison.
366
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,730
"Too slow."
367
00:13:01,797 --> 00:13:04,065
Becky died that summer...
368
00:13:04,132 --> 00:13:05,500
Whoa! Unexpected turn.
369
00:13:05,568 --> 00:13:07,768
"My Girl"-style.
370
00:13:07,836 --> 00:13:08,902
Bees.
371
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,136
You know when you're young
372
00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:11,438
and you get something
in your head
373
00:13:11,506 --> 00:13:12,740
and no one corrects you,
but you keep believing it
374
00:13:12,807 --> 00:13:14,475
- even though it's crazy?
- Yeah.
375
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:17,077
Till I was 13, I used to think
"L-M-N-O" was one letter.
376
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,512
You're an idiot.
377
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,613
I'm an idiot?
378
00:13:19,681 --> 00:13:20,814
What comes after Tuesday?
379
00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:22,048
Wed-nes-day.
380
00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:23,449
- I'm sorry. I didn't...
- Wed-nes-day.
381
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,917
Who knows how many lives
I've ruined,
382
00:13:24,985 --> 00:13:27,653
how many dreams I've burgled?!
383
00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:28,788
Maybe we should
just tell him. - I know.
384
00:13:28,856 --> 00:13:31,557
I gotta make this right.
385
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,827
I'm gonna use my knowledge
of handshake trickery
386
00:13:34,895 --> 00:13:38,898
and teach you a countermove
to the turkey fist bump.
387
00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:41,500
You can take Brody down.
388
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:44,068
This may be
389
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,772
the single dumbest thing
390
00:13:46,839 --> 00:13:49,808
that have I ever
been associated with,
391
00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:52,176
and I love it and I'm in.
392
00:13:52,244 --> 00:13:54,413
Mmm, mmm.
393
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,514
Ahh.
394
00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:57,215
Ugh. Good God.
395
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:01,943
I like that.
Yeah.
396
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,210
Hey, boo!
397
00:14:03,278 --> 00:14:05,046
Hey, babe.
I made that salad you like.
398
00:14:05,113 --> 00:14:06,448
Burrata, tomatoes,
399
00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:08,282
and balsamic so old
it's a burden on its children.
400
00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:09,584
Aw!
401
00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:10,919
You're sweet.
402
00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:12,787
Hey, you got yours
trained well, huh?
403
00:14:12,855 --> 00:14:14,322
If only I could train him
404
00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:17,124
to not spend so much money
on gossip magazines. Am I right?
405
00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:20,761
Yeah, these guys...
406
00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:22,596
- Oh, boy.
- What was that?
407
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,065
What?
408
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:25,632
Uh, you junk-talking me
in front of your coworkers.
409
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,134
No. We always talk
about our wives.
410
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:29,103
That's how I bonded
with these guys.
411
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,571
Ted always talks
about how dumb Sheila is.
412
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,706
Keith talks about
Wanda's surgery addiction.
413
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:35,708
She looks like
a Tom Petty Halloween mask.
414
00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:38,911
Hey! Wanda is
a lovely, inspiring person.
415
00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:42,282
Whoa, babe! You seem crabby.
416
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,917
Why don't you...
417
00:14:44,986 --> 00:14:47,987
go run along to the store,
418
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,221
get yourself something nice?
419
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,726
Oh, you did not
just say that to me!
420
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,802
Well...
Pete and I are done.
421
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,904
What happened?
422
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,406
Well, I planned us
this impromptu picnic.
423
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:11,675
I couldn't do a normal picnic
because of...
424
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:14,845
Needless to say,
it did-a not-a go-a well-a.
425
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,416
Okay.
426
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,617
Careful.
427
00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,352
You know what's crazy?
428
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,388
Because of the helmet,
we never had sex.
429
00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:28,992
So instead, we just got to know
each other, and it was so great.
430
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:31,694
This helmet wasn't just
protecting my head.
431
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:33,497
It was protecting my heart.
432
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:35,131
Is that a quote
from "Iron Man 2"?
433
00:15:35,198 --> 00:15:37,333
This sooks, though.
I really liked him, Al.
434
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:40,202
So tell him the truth, okay?
Honesty is the best policy.
435
00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:42,771
You know what? You're right.
I am gonna call Pete.
436
00:15:42,839 --> 00:15:44,206
I'm gonna invite him over,
437
00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,108
and I'm gonna answer the door
proudly
438
00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:48,744
in my flesh-colored
prescription helmet.
439
00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:50,779
Hi.
440
00:15:50,847 --> 00:15:51,946
Thanks for coming.
441
00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:53,781
Thanks for inviting me.
442
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,550
Aw. Oh.
443
00:15:55,617 --> 00:15:56,918
Ooh.
444
00:15:56,985 --> 00:15:59,354
Aah! Oh!
445
00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:04,692
Welcome to my home.
446
00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:08,662
And this comes
with the rainbow package, so--
447
00:16:08,729 --> 00:16:09,763
Aah!
448
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,031
You would not believe!
449
00:16:11,099 --> 00:16:12,499
Zero parking
at the country club!
450
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,435
And she was all,
"that's not your ottoman!"
451
00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:16,537
And I was all,
"dressing on the side, bitch!"
452
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:19,173
And Dante has a boat.
You need to fix this right now.
453
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:21,875
What?
454
00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:23,943
One second. Just one...
455
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,445
What?
456
00:16:25,512 --> 00:16:27,313
What the hell are you doing?
457
00:16:27,381 --> 00:16:29,882
You want a trophy wife?
You got one.
458
00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:33,119
Aah! And I crashed my car!
459
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:34,720
So I need a new one.
I want this one.
460
00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:36,855
But it has to have
a special little piggy airbag
461
00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:38,224
for my new BFF...
462
00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,159
Carnitas.
463
00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:44,662
What?!
464
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:45,730
What?
465
00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:47,699
What?!
466
00:16:51,947 --> 00:16:53,347
There he is.
467
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:56,416
Now remember, let him make
the first move, then react.
468
00:16:56,484 --> 00:16:59,353
Fist bumps are a dance, man.
A dance!
469
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,688
Hey, Maximils!
How's it goin'?
470
00:17:01,757 --> 00:17:03,224
How's it goin', D. Rose?
471
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,226
What's up, almost Mrs. D. Rose?
472
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:06,627
Ha ha ha.
473
00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:08,661
Good one, Brody.
474
00:17:08,729 --> 00:17:10,163
Ohh!
475
00:17:10,231 --> 00:17:13,633
Your hand's a turkey.
476
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,701
Well,
too bad it's Thanksgiving!
477
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,137
Mm!
478
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,738
Thanksgiving, huh?
479
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,907
What's Thanksgiving without
the mashed potatoes?
480
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:31,383
Yeah.
481
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,350
- I'll kill you!
- No!
482
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,385
Whoa!
483
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,687
No. Max! Max!
484
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,156
Sorry, Brody.
485
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,324
Max is just a little sensitive
about handshake stuff because
486
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,359
someone did the whole "down low,
too slow" thing to him
487
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:43,560
when he was a kid.
488
00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:46,931
I had no idea.
Sorry, broseph.
489
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,399
No hard feelings, right?
490
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:50,768
All right.
491
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:51,903
Squid away.
492
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,906
Squid away.
493
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,840
Oh, yeah.
494
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,741
- I'll kill you!
- No! Aah!
495
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,878
Thank you for inviting me over.
496
00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:03,079
It's a lot easier
to talk to you
497
00:18:03,147 --> 00:18:04,147
when I'm not trying
to rollerblade
498
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:05,615
or play the jai alai.
499
00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:07,984
I'm glad you're here, too.
500
00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:11,121
Ooh. Okay.
501
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,222
Oh.
502
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,395
Ooh.
503
00:18:20,463 --> 00:18:21,864
Quilted.
504
00:18:21,932 --> 00:18:23,732
Boink, boink.
505
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,101
Ooh. Soft, huh?
Yeah.
506
00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:28,069
- Okay.
- That's nice. Mm-hmm.
507
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:29,437
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Mnh.
508
00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:31,072
- Mmmm. Mm. Ooh. Ooh.
- Yeah.
509
00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:33,541
- What?
- Ooh!
510
00:18:33,608 --> 00:18:35,743
Ooh! That is the stuff.
511
00:18:35,811 --> 00:18:38,479
Yeah, mama likes that. Mmm.
512
00:18:38,547 --> 00:18:39,547
Okay. Okay.
513
00:18:39,614 --> 00:18:41,482
Um...
514
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,650
I don't know what's going on.
515
00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:44,651
You're acting like a weirdo,
516
00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:47,620
so I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go.
517
00:18:47,688 --> 00:18:50,523
Look, it's because
I am a weirdo.
518
00:18:50,591 --> 00:18:53,126
I hit my head a lot--
519
00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:54,995
like a cartoon coyote
a lot--
520
00:18:55,063 --> 00:18:57,430
and that's why I have to wear
a helmet for a month.
521
00:18:57,498 --> 00:19:00,699
And I've been covering it up
because I...
522
00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:02,568
I really like you.
523
00:19:02,635 --> 00:19:05,637
But... if you wanna go,
I understand.
524
00:19:14,248 --> 00:19:16,547
Every queen...
525
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,449
needs her crown.
526
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:22,587
Aw!
527
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:23,721
Calm down, was all that was.
528
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,090
Yeah. Calm down.
529
00:19:25,157 --> 00:19:26,758
Yeah. Aw.
530
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:27,993
What?!
531
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,561
Oh, you know I will, girl!
532
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,729
Girl, I will cut
your face off!
533
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,898
But not really.
534
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:39,770
I cannot believe you would
embarrass me like that
535
00:19:39,837 --> 00:19:41,138
in front of my coworkers.
536
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,206
Why not? You did it to me.
537
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:43,807
Oh, come on.
538
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,042
Like you never talked smack
about me
539
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,443
to your i-banking buddies?
540
00:19:46,511 --> 00:19:48,244
No. Never.
541
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,413
'Cause we're a team, and you
don't do that to your partner.
542
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:53,682
We are a team, aren't we?
543
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,918
Yes.
544
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,585
I'm so sorry.
545
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,421
I just-- I wanted to be part
of the boys club so bad
546
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,324
that I-I got carried away,
and I...
547
00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:02,825
I messed up.
548
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:06,795
It's okay.
549
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:09,664
Aw, boo bear.
550
00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:13,035
Brad, you're still here, huh?
551
00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:15,770
Figured you'd be at a, uh,
hotel patio bar by now,
552
00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:18,106
boobs-deep
in a red velvet Margarita,
553
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:19,574
talking to
your girlfriends about
554
00:20:19,642 --> 00:20:22,176
Cartier friendship bracelets
and panty lines.
555
00:20:22,244 --> 00:20:24,278
- Nah, you crossed the line!
It's about to-- - No. Okay.
556
00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:26,512
I got this.
557
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,250
I'm done talking smack
about my partner.
558
00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:32,718
Okay? And I don't need
your stupid boys club.
559
00:20:32,786 --> 00:20:34,321
So if you have a problem
with that,
560
00:20:34,388 --> 00:20:36,856
I suggest you take
that hood ornament
561
00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:39,392
and do something really painful
562
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,660
with it.
563
00:20:40,727 --> 00:20:43,495
No one ever speaks
to the car czar like that.
564
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,496
Ever.
565
00:20:45,932 --> 00:20:48,700
But I like it.
566
00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:49,969
Wait. No, I don't.
567
00:20:50,036 --> 00:20:53,072
Why would I like that?
No boss would like that.
568
00:20:53,139 --> 00:20:55,107
But you are my top salesperson,
569
00:20:55,175 --> 00:20:56,976
so, uh, what am I gonna do?
570
00:20:57,043 --> 00:20:59,543
Later, Brad.
571
00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:02,546
So... it worked out.
572
00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:03,614
Yeah.
573
00:21:03,682 --> 00:21:06,284
Well, except, uh, real talk?
574
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,586
This little piggy is gonna be
60 pounds in, like, 3 weeks.
575
00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:09,787
Yeah.
576
00:21:09,855 --> 00:21:10,989
- I bought him in anger.
- Mm-hmm.
577
00:21:11,056 --> 00:21:12,323
- Yeah, I was rash.
- Yeah.
578
00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:14,157
- I don't know what to do.
- I know.
579
00:21:14,225 --> 00:21:15,825
I mean, we could give him away,
but here's another wrinkle--
580
00:21:15,893 --> 00:21:17,660
- I've grown to love him. Mmm!
- Ohh!
581
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:20,197
Mmm!
582
00:21:20,264 --> 00:21:21,764
You love him, I love him.
583
00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,166
I can't hear you.
584
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:25,335
No, I know. It's 'cause...
585
00:21:25,403 --> 00:21:26,803
Sing, baby!
586
00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,138
♪ Ahh ♪
587
00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:29,706
Sing!
588
00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:36,149
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589
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,115
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