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Okay, does everybody know
what they're supposed to do?
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- Yes.
- Yep.
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
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(Alex) - Hell, no.
- Okay, sixth time's the charm.
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Alex, I bought Max
a lotto ticket
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with last week's
winning numbers.
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Right.
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I also DVR'd last week's
numbers announcement.
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- Following.
- So when we play Max the clip,
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he'll think he won
and flip out.
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It's the perfect prank.
You got it?
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- Yeah. Sure, buddy, I got it.
- Right.
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Max is gonna win the lottery
last week.
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(Whispers) Pass it on.
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Are you sure Max isn't gonna
freak out?
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This sounds a little mean.
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Aw! Isn't he adorable?
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You're my little--
and this is a working nickname--
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Sweet Hunk-A-Pete-Meat.
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Yay.
(Chuckles)
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Uch. We get it.
Ya like each other.
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Pete, you son of a bitch, you're
as innocent as you are stunning.
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Max deserves this.
He pranks us all the time.
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He got me just yesterday.
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Here you go, bud.
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(Thud)
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This flier said you got
a "Gun 4 Subs" campaign, pimp.
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Hook a homie up with one of them
frozen fudge sticks.
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(Shaky voice)
We don't have ice cream.
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If you're looking for a way
to unload that heat,
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I got a guy. No questions.
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'Tis true.
Max hath scammed us all.
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Remember when he buttered
my yoga mat?
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And my welcome mat?
And my neighbor Matt?
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Or when he hacked
my ancestry account
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and convinced me that I was
the third Williams sister.
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Mm-hmm. Or when he decimated
our 401K.
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(Door unlocks) Oh, that's him!
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Places, people! Places!
Energy! Energy!
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Uch.
(Slams door)
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Owning an unlicensed limousine
sucks.
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I'm losing fares 'cause I got
a giant hole in the floor.
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It's like The Flintstones.
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But do not try to put your feet
through and run.
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It will rip
most of the skin off.
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Don't sweat it. I know what'll
make your day better.
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I bought us all
Illinois Millions lotto tickets.
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We're about to watch
the results on TV.
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Why don't we just check
the results online, grandpa?
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Good point, Max.
Let's do that.
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Never mind. This way is
more fun. (Giggles)
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(Man) And now
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tonight's winning numbersare...
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24...
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- Yeah, I'm out.
- 10...
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- Daddy's done.
- 35...
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(Blows air) 27...
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- 53...
(Chuckles) - Oh, my God.
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And the final Illinois Millionsjackpot number is...
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- 1.
- Oh, my God.
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(Dave and Alex) - What? - What?
- What's up, Max?
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Huh? What are you so excited about?
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I won.
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- Won?
- Haha!
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I won!
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(Brad) - No way!
- No! - Shut up!
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Aah! I'm rich!
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- Whoo!
- I'm no longer the poor one!
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- Yeah! - I'm not sharing this
with any of you!
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You're all dead to me!
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(Laughing maniacally)
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(Fabric rips)
Aah! (Laughs)
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Uhh, ha!
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Fuck you and fuck you!
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Fuck you! Fuck you!
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Fuck you! Ha!
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Get your poor hands off of me!
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- I am out of here!
- Oh!
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Whoa. Max, stop!
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You didn't win.
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What?
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(Sighs) We pranked you.
Those were last week's numbers.
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Funny bit though, right?
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(Brad snickering)
(Penny laughs)
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(Jane) Funny bit.
(Chuckles)
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Yeah.
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Hi, buddy.
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Surprise.
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(Laughs) You were
so passionate.
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(Raspy voice) Read...
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my...
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(Whispering) lips.
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I am going to get revenge
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on every last one of you.
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And no one will be able
to escape the wrath
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of Max Broom.
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(Normal voice) What?!
Damn it. Max Blum.
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How'd I mess up my own name?
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(Raspy voice) It's your fault,
and now I'm embarrassed,
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and I will revenge on all of you
even harder!
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(Slams door)
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Did we mess up?
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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...and that is why I keep
two separate journals--
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one for waking Dave
and one for dreaming Dave.
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You see, REM sleep--
(Wind gusts, door bangs open)
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Aah! Max, don't hurt me!
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Ow! Ow! What did I tell you
about screaming like that?
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I know. Do it underwater.
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I'm sorry, Pen,
but Pete was right.
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Our prank was too mean.
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Max is gonna get us,
and I'm flipping out.
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You should be flippin' out.
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That's right.
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Max put stripper glitter
in my two favorite things--
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m'lotions and m'creams.
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That's why we're late.
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We figured, why not take
advantage of the situation?
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(Woman) ♪ uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
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Bring the guns out.
Bring the guns out.
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♪ Oh, yeah, uh-huh ♪
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(Sighs) Actually, I'm glad
my prank's out of the way,
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because someone's gonna
clean themself up
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and go on some job interviews.
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(Jane gasps) - Mm!
- Yep.
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My "sabbradical"
is officially over
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and I'm ready to jump back
into the world of high finance.
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Call me Melanie Griffith 'cause
I'm gonna be working, girl.
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- Awesome!
- Yay!
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Love that movie.
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(Chuckles) Brad,
I hope you get this job
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because we need
to have a distraction
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from Max's revenge spree.
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Well, this little piggy,
for one, is not worried
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because I am gonna stay
one step ahead of him.
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- Are you not eating that?
- Nope.
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- Don't mind...
- Mnh.
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...if I do.
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(Pops) Aah!
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- Oh!
- No! (Gasps)
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Two down, three to go.
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The wrath of Mark Blum conti--
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damn it. Max Blum.
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Why can't I get my name right?
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And that is why
my addiction to working late
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is a strength, not a weakness.
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So... do I fill out my W-2 now
or five minutes ago?
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(Chuckling)
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(Clears throat)
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Good-looking family
you got there.
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Handsome son.
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That's my daughter Stephanie.
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Well, she sure knows her way
around a chain saw.
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- Lovely wife, by the way.
- That's my brother.
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- Dog?
- Baby.
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Did I mention I'm black?
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Several times.
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Affirmative...
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(High-pitched voice) Action?
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(Keys rattling)
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Ugh. Darn it!
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Why don't you let me do that?
You're shaking like
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the gals that used to watch me
at swim practice.
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That's a lie.
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- Are you all right?
- No!
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I haven't slept a wink!
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I've picked up
and quit smoking four times,
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and I'm drinking way too much
Rockstar for someone my height.
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(Sighs) (Chuckles)
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Yum alert! What is that?
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(Laughs) Oh,
it's from the landlord.
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"Happy muffin month."
He remembered.
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That is so sweet.
You know, my landlord--
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Wait! Wait! Do not touch
those muffins!
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Max, you tricky son of a bitch!
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What? No.
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(Hisses)
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(Paintballs firing)
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(Penny and Alex screaming)
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Aah! Oh, my God!
I should've known!
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Muffin month isn't until May.
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And it isn't real!
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Foiled again, Maximilian.
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What a sicko!
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You guys realize that we are
just prawns in his game?
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Little shrimp swimming around,
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waiting to be eaten by a big shark
named Max! I'm so scared!
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Wait. Some of the muffins
still look good.
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(Shot fires)
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Okay! No! No!
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No!
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Hey.
(Door closes)
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(Thud) I'm feelin' low.
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(Whines) Real low.
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Aw. What happened, Boo?
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All my interviews today were
ding dong dang disasters.
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(Grunts and sniffles)
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I've been out of the game
too long. I'm rusty.
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Ohh. It couldn't have been
that bad.
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Yeah, well, I mistook
the first guy's baby for a dog.
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Oh... (Whispers) 'kay.
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Other highlights-- I forcibly
tried on a guy's shoe,
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showed a lady my stomach,
and then peed on a guy.
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Granted, it was at the urinal
after the interview,
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but still...
it was penis water.
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You tinkled on his tennies?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Doesn't sound like you.
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I know. And those were the only
open finance gigs in town.
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I blew it.
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(Sighs) Oh.
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(Whispers) Who am I?
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You are big, bad, l'Brad.
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You just need
to expand your horizons.
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A guy with your financial
background could have any job--
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consulting firm,
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CFO of a start-up.
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The sky's the limit.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Yeah, you're gonna get a job.
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(Chuckles) Mmm.
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- What, like right now?
- No. Not that kind of job.
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Damn it!
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Okay, Max.
Here you go.
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(Panting)
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Great prank!
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What are you doing,
you tiny psycho?
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I'm pranking myself so I don't
have to wait for you to do it.
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I can't handle living in fear.
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Are we even now? Huh?
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No, we're not even.
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And when it comes,
my revenge will be served
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like the tennis serve
of a seventh grade girl--
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slow,
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out-of-bounds,
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and I will pull balls
out of my skirt.
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Wait!
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Listen!
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Listen, you devil!
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How about this?
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If you promise not to prank me,
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I will help you prank
everybody else.
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- Hmm.
- Come on.
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(Clicks tongue)
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I guess I could use
an adorable idiot like you.
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I knew you would see my value.
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(Sighs)
(Whispers) What did I do?
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♪ Who's got a job?
Bob's got a job! ♪
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♪ "Bob" rhymes with "job"
much better than "Brad" ♪
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♪ so I switched the name,
but you know what I mean ♪
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♪ I got a job, job,
a J-O-B ♪
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Yay! Oh, tell me
all the details.
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Wait, I just got excited.
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- Let's have sex first.
- Okay.
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- No, tell me all the details.
- Okay.
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(Whispers) Sex.
(Unzips)
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Details.
(Zips)
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Sex.
(Unzips)
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- Start talking.
- Okay, w-well-- well,
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I took your advice
and I expanded my horizons,
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and...
I got a CFO job!
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Introducing Brad Williams,
our new CFO--
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Chief Fun Officer!
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- Yeah!
- Ha ha!
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Here we go!
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(Children cheering)
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Right, right, right.
You're working at a kids gym.
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That is hilarious.
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Big news over here.
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Quit my job
at the car dealership
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and I'm now working
as a space caterer.
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(Robotic voice) Would you like
another star cake,
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Ambassador Zorp Zorp?
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(Laughs)
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Take your pants off.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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No. Jane, I'm not joking.
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I got a job
at Chuckles & Huggs.
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Oh. Okay.
I see what's happening here.
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You bombed a few interviews,
you freaked,
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and you took the first thing
that came along.
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Classic Brad panic move--
just like when 9/11 happened
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and you full-on supported
the war in Iraq.
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- We were lied to!
- Mm.
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And this isn't a panic move,
Jane. I like this job.
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Brad, you have an MBA.
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There's no way you like working
at Fartles & James.
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(Under breath)
That's not the name.
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So here's what
you're gonna do--
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you're gonna call 'em up
and you're gonna tell them
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you made a mistake,
and then you're gonna go out
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- and get a job that you really want.
- I did, like I told you.
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(Mutters)
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♪ Who's got some work? ♪
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♪ Dirk's got some work! ♪
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♪ Who's got a profession? ♪
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♪ Stetson's got
a profession! ♪
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In this scenario,
Dirk and Stetson are both me.
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Still makes no sense.
299
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So Brad got a job.
That's great.
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00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:16,690
Great? Really?
301
00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,360
What else is great?
Syphilis? Men with bangs?
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00:10:19,427 --> 00:10:21,495
Waking up with a dead dog
in your damn bed?
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00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:23,764
If I had known that dog
was gonna climb in bed with me,
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I never would've had
so much chocolate in there.
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Um... Penny?
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(Scoffs)
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00:10:29,703 --> 00:10:33,506
Why would my housekeeper drag
dying flowers across my floor?
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What...
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- the...
- hell...
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- is...
- that?
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- Oh, my God! (Gasps)
- Oh!
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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(Gasps) Oh, my God.
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(Gasps) Oh, my God!
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- Is that an engagement ring?!
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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(Gasps)
Oh, my God! Where's Pete?
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Oh, my God!
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00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:53,659
That's why he was gonna
bring me here after dinner!
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- Oh, my God! I have to call my mom!
- Oh!
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She's is going to die! Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh! (Panting)
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Oh, my God.
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(Both whisper) - Max.
- Max.
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(Breathy voice)
Oh! Hi, big boy.
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Long day? Mama can tell.
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Come sit on this here couch,
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and mama'll make your
achy calves feel all better--
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on the couch.
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00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:21,585
Wink wink, "mama's" me.
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00:11:21,652 --> 00:11:23,821
You're working with Max,
aren't you?
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00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:26,023
What? (Laughs) No!
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00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:27,524
Okay, well, if you're not
working with Max,
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why don't you sit on the couch?
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Fine. (Chuckles)
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Don't know why you're being
so weird.
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Love couch sitting.
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Ahh. Aah!
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(Thud) Aah!
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- Oh, my God! Oh!
- Aah!
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00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:46,008
- Ow! My tiny leg!
- Oh, are you okay?
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Aah!
(Inhales deeply) Yeah.
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I think so.
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00:11:49,512 --> 00:11:50,779
- What was your end game?
(Gasps) - Ow!
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00:11:50,847 --> 00:11:52,380
You knew the couch was rigged.
347
00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:55,117
I don't know. This prank thing
is making me crazy!
348
00:11:55,184 --> 00:11:57,085
Al, look at yourself.
This is getting ridiculous.
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00:11:57,153 --> 00:11:59,054
You don't have to join Max.
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00:11:59,122 --> 00:12:01,089
We can prank him,
beat him at his own game.
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00:12:01,157 --> 00:12:02,624
We'll give him a shot
at pre-vengeance,
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with a dose
of pre-taliation,
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and finish him off with
a load of pre-comeuppance.
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00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:07,795
I'm in.
355
00:12:07,863 --> 00:12:08,996
It's about time
someone got him back
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00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:11,365
for that airbag in the couch
prank!
357
00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,634
Oh, pretty bird...
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00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:15,602
I think we need
a new coffee table.
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(Deep voice) Excellent pranking,
Corporal Max.
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(Normal voice)
Thank you, Sergeant.
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No, thank you, Max.
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00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,910
No, thank you.
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(Slams door) Hello, Max!
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Oh, my God.
Are you having a breakdown?
365
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,548
- Let me get my camera.
- No, I'm not having a breakdown.
366
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,151
I'm just trying on
wedding dresses
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'cause I'm totally engaged
with a real engagement.
368
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,156
Oh, my God!
That's incredible!
369
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,356
Yeah, it is incredible.
370
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,992
I am so happy for you guys.
371
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,827
- Aw!
- Please, tell me everything!
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00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,928
How did he do it?
Let me see the ring.
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00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,997
You go, girl.
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00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,531
Don't tell anyone I said that.
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00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,802
But real talk--
you go, girl!
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00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,270
- Wait.
- This is not what I pictured for you,
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00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,305
- but it's great.
- Wait. What is happening?
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00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:56,674
No, I came over here to make you
feel bad about your awful prank.
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00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:59,844
Oh. (Chuckles) You got slimed.
Pretty genius.
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00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,679
And the rose petals
and the champagne
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00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:04,148
and the ring?!
(Whispers) How dare you?
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00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,649
- What are you talking about?
- All I did was the slime.
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00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:08,652
Oh.
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00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:12,488
(Gasps) The engagement is real?
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00:13:12,556 --> 00:13:14,024
You are engaged for real.
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00:13:14,091 --> 00:13:16,259
(Gasps) - Oh, my God!
(Gasps) - Oh, my God!
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00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:17,694
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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00:13:17,761 --> 00:13:19,395
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:20,797
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
390
00:13:20,864 --> 00:13:22,765
- Oh!
- I have to call my mom for real now!
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00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,734
- Oh! Yay! (Giggles)
- ♪ Penny gettin' married ♪
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♪ Penny gettin' married ♪
(Speaks indistinctly)
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00:13:25,969 --> 00:13:28,705
- ♪ Pen-- ♪
- Aah! Aah! (Gasps)
394
00:13:28,772 --> 00:13:30,873
- Oh!
- That was supposed to be for David.
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00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:33,508
(Voice breaks)
This dress is a rental.
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00:13:33,576 --> 00:13:35,677
Green looks good on you.
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00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:41,491
(Children shouting playfully)
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00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:43,424
Um, ma'am, do you have
a child here?
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00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:45,126
We don't normally allow
lone adults
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00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,761
to leer at the children.
401
00:13:46,829 --> 00:13:49,097
Oh, I have a child in there,
a big child--
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00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:50,431
Africa-American,
403
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,634
made a rash decision
he doesn't realize
404
00:13:52,702 --> 00:13:55,036
- he's going to regret.
- Ah, you mean Andre?
405
00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:58,172
He has a rash, which is why
he can't go in the ball pit.
406
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,874
No.
407
00:13:59,941 --> 00:14:01,609
I'm talking about
my husband Brad.
408
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:02,877
Ah.
409
00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,344
Oh, there he is.
Look at him...
410
00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,881
(Scoffs) pretending like
he's have the time of his life.
411
00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:10,551
(Laughing)
412
00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,087
(Growls playfully)
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00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:18,892
(Thudding)
414
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,060
Focus!
415
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,530
What kinda rank idiot throws
away a diamond ring anyway?
416
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:26,098
I thought it was garbage
from your stupid prank,
417
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,834
but now I know it's from Pete,
I love it!
418
00:14:27,902 --> 00:14:28,935
Wait.
(Gags and sighs)
419
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,036
Where is Pete?
420
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,738
(Chuckling) That's a...
421
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,007
funny, charming story.
I, um...
422
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:36,441
might've pranked Pete.
423
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,276
Help!
424
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,679
I'm glued to the toilet!
425
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,313
But Pete had nothing to do
with this!
426
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,715
Pen, I live by mafia rules.
427
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,216
You, your family,
anybody in the room--
428
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,217
y'all gotta pay.
That's how I roll.
429
00:14:47,285 --> 00:14:48,285
Keep looking.
430
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,522
Bye, Dylan. Bye, Sophia,
431
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:54,491
girl Dylan, Madison, Madison,
432
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,060
Addison... Jane?
433
00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:58,095
What are you doing here?
434
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,264
I thought you didn't like
Fartles & James.
435
00:15:00,331 --> 00:15:01,933
Listen, I get it.
436
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,499
You really like this job.
437
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,134
I saw you having fun.
438
00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:07,771
It's what you want right now.
439
00:15:07,838 --> 00:15:09,573
Thank you.
440
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,541
And I'm sorry
441
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:13,610
I always act like I know
what's best for you.
442
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,278
I'm really just trying to help.
443
00:15:17,514 --> 00:15:20,716
I know. It's okay.
444
00:15:20,784 --> 00:15:22,184
- I love you.
- I love you.
445
00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:23,518
Mm.
446
00:15:23,587 --> 00:15:26,154
- Mmm. Ohh.
- Mmm. Mmm!
447
00:15:26,222 --> 00:15:27,255
- Whoa!
- Oh!
448
00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:28,557
(Both laugh)
449
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,858
It's kinda sexy.
450
00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:31,660
The perks of working here,
my dear.
451
00:15:31,728 --> 00:15:32,861
- Boop!
- Mm! (Laughs)
452
00:15:32,929 --> 00:15:33,929
Hey, Brad,
while you're in there,
453
00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:35,096
do you mind cleaning up a bit?
454
00:15:35,163 --> 00:15:37,198
Here's the diaper fork.
455
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:39,533
(Gags) - For now. I work here for now.
- Oh, God.
456
00:15:39,602 --> 00:15:41,002
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
I wanna be out of this so bad.
457
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,303
(Gags) Oh!
458
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:43,871
- Diaper? (Gags)
- No!
459
00:15:45,808 --> 00:15:47,909
Oh, you know what?
You might not wanna see this
460
00:15:47,977 --> 00:15:49,777
if you ever wanna have sex
with Pete in the future.
461
00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:51,244
Copy that.
462
00:15:51,312 --> 00:15:53,346
Pete!
(Slams door)
463
00:15:53,414 --> 00:15:55,849
You know, I've always been
secretly turned on
464
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:58,018
by a pint-sized girl
with a limp.
465
00:15:58,086 --> 00:16:00,087
When Kerri Strug
stuck that landing,
466
00:16:00,154 --> 00:16:02,656
I stuck myself in my bedroom
for quite some time.
467
00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:04,091
Right on.
468
00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:06,759
There! I told you Max would
be here. Payback time.
469
00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,961
Perfect!
Pranking Max outside of Pete's
470
00:16:09,029 --> 00:16:10,796
will give us a real element
of surprise.
471
00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:12,932
I could not have done this
without you.
472
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,934
Thank you.
I have my smart moments.
473
00:16:15,002 --> 00:16:16,435
I'm not as dumb as I am.
474
00:16:16,503 --> 00:16:19,338
All right. Keep an eye out
while I go rig the limo.
475
00:16:21,642 --> 00:16:24,009
(Whispers) - All right, I got it.
(Whispers) - Go, go.
476
00:16:24,076 --> 00:16:26,277
(Tires screech)
477
00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:35,319
This'll burn a little,
but it'll free your cheeks, bro.
478
00:16:35,387 --> 00:16:38,889
Also... (Whispers) it's gonna
burn a lot.
479
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,490
Can I come in?!
480
00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:42,092
Every second that we waste
is a second I can't say,
481
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,761
"you know my fiance."
482
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,262
(Drawls) He gon' need a minute.
483
00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:47,297
Roger that.
484
00:16:47,398 --> 00:16:49,369
Come on!
485
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,902
Okay. Now we just lay low
and play it cool.
486
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,170
(Jane) Hey, little weirdos.
487
00:16:53,237 --> 00:16:54,371
Oh, goodie!
You guys are here.
488
00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:55,872
- Did we miss it?
- No.
489
00:16:55,939 --> 00:16:57,473
You're about to witness
some real genius--
490
00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,376
specifically, the popcorn prank
from "real genius."
491
00:17:00,443 --> 00:17:01,678
(Brad) It doesn't take
a real genius
492
00:17:01,745 --> 00:17:03,780
to know that is a prank
I am not familiar with.
493
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:06,949
Now I snuck into Max's limo
and rigged 12 hot plates
494
00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:09,585
and a ton of popcorn bags
to the ignition.
495
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,219
When he starts the engine,
496
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:12,921
the limo will fill
with delicious popcorn
497
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:14,322
and we will laugh and laugh--
498
00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:16,357
(Loud explosion)
499
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,326
(Jane gasps) No!
500
00:17:18,394 --> 00:17:19,494
Aah!
501
00:17:19,562 --> 00:17:22,764
Aah! Max is in there!
502
00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:27,001
(Sobs) Oh, God!, Oh, God! Oh, God!
My sweet, sweet Max!
503
00:17:27,069 --> 00:17:28,402
Oh, my God!
What happened?!
504
00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:30,370
Oh, I killed my friend!
505
00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:33,040
(Cries) His life was his art,
and I killed him!
506
00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:36,310
I miss him already!
I miss my dead gay friend!
507
00:17:36,377 --> 00:17:38,278
- Yeah, you do.
- Huh?
508
00:17:38,346 --> 00:17:40,380
I got you!
509
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,083
(Laughing)
510
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:46,019
You should've seen your face,
crying over my dumb memory!
511
00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:47,587
Ha-- ohh!
512
00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:49,823
I'm never letting go
of this thick, biscuity torso.
513
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,691
Max, you are the worst.
514
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,026
How'd you even pull this off?
515
00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:54,293
Well...
516
00:17:54,361 --> 00:17:57,163
I snuck through
The Flintstones hole in my limo,
517
00:17:57,231 --> 00:17:58,464
blew it up,
518
00:17:58,532 --> 00:18:00,132
thus faking my own death.
519
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,235
And Dave... (Laughing)
you sentimental bitch,
520
00:18:03,302 --> 00:18:05,003
Alex was working with me
the whole time.
521
00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:06,138
Ooh! (Laughs)
522
00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,405
I win!
523
00:18:07,473 --> 00:18:08,941
Ha ha!
524
00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:11,076
I win!
525
00:18:11,144 --> 00:18:15,079
I pranked all of you--
Max Blum!
526
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:17,815
I said my name right! Max Blum!
527
00:18:17,883 --> 00:18:19,183
I said my name right!
528
00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:20,517
I am the Wiener!
529
00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:22,120
Damn it! Winner!
530
00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,788
- Yeah, you are.
- So you knowingly blew up
531
00:18:23,856 --> 00:18:26,257
your one and only source
of income for a prank?
532
00:18:26,324 --> 00:18:27,458
- Mm.
- No, Jane.
533
00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:28,826
I am gonna collect
534
00:18:28,894 --> 00:18:31,628
such the big daddy
sweet insurance check once--
535
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,063
damn it.
I don't have insurance.
536
00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:34,397
- Oh, God.
- You didn't get me!
537
00:18:34,465 --> 00:18:36,532
I didn't get pranked.
(Laughs)
538
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,835
Oh, yeah?
Ya didn't get pranked?
539
00:18:38,903 --> 00:18:41,304
You gave yourself
a sideways Kate Gosselin,
540
00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:43,140
bazooka'd yourself
through a coffee table,
541
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,274
and gillooly'd your leg.
542
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:46,309
I think you got pranked, trick.
543
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:47,777
It's gettin' better.
544
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:49,411
Yeah, he's right, Al.
He got us all good...
545
00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:51,080
- even stunning Pete.
- Oh!
546
00:18:51,148 --> 00:18:54,784
Pete! Where the hell were ya?!
You missed my best prank!
547
00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:57,319
You glued me
to the toilet, Max.
548
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,688
(Laughs) Right!
549
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:02,624
Don't you have something nice
to ask Penny?
550
00:19:02,692 --> 00:19:04,058
(Alex) What?
551
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:07,028
This is not, um,
how I envisioned this happening,
552
00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:08,997
but...
553
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,065
Oh, wait. Um...
554
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,168
- you need this?
- Thank you.
555
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,369
I really love it, by the way. Okay.
(Chuckles) You're good. (Alex gasps)
556
00:19:15,437 --> 00:19:17,205
(Brad stammers)
557
00:19:17,273 --> 00:19:21,041
Penny, I love everything
about you.
558
00:19:21,109 --> 00:19:22,375
I love your big heart
559
00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:24,477
and I love
your even bigger head.
560
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:27,047
I love how last night,
when the waiter asked,
561
00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:29,382
"Do you want a doggie bag?"
You didn't just say no.
562
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:30,650
You lied and told him
563
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:32,920
we were going on
a 3-week Alaskan cruise.
564
00:19:32,987 --> 00:19:34,854
Well, I didn't want him to think
I didn't like the food.
565
00:19:34,922 --> 00:19:36,689
- I know.
- Mm.
566
00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:38,157
You always surprise me,
567
00:19:38,225 --> 00:19:39,591
and I want to surprise me
for the rest of my life.
568
00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:43,595
I know it's quick,
but once you know, you know.
569
00:19:43,663 --> 00:19:45,298
Penny Hartz,
570
00:19:45,365 --> 00:19:47,533
will you marry me?
571
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,168
Yes!
572
00:19:49,236 --> 00:19:50,836
(Jane) - Whoo! (Laughs)
(Alex) - Yay, girl!
573
00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:52,470
(Laughs) (Alex) Oh!
574
00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:55,506
(Popcorn popping)
575
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:56,708
- Oh!
- Aah!
576
00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:58,343
- Aah! (Laughs)
- Popcorn! It's so pretty!
577
00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,678
I'm crying
and I don't care who knows it.
578
00:20:00,746 --> 00:20:02,914
It works!
579
00:20:02,982 --> 00:20:04,582
It really works!
580
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,651
(All laughing)
581
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:11,380
Classic couple of days, guys.
582
00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:12,781
- Mm-hmm.
- One last toast.
583
00:20:12,849 --> 00:20:14,049
- To Penny and Pete.
(Penny and Pete) - Aw.
584
00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:15,717
To the most romantic engagement
585
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:18,587
ever to take place
within 20 feet of a car fire.
586
00:20:18,654 --> 00:20:20,322
(Sighs) Well, I have to go
lock up the store.
587
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:22,191
- See you guys later.
- All right.
588
00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:24,994
So not to divert attention
from my hard-core eternal love,
589
00:20:25,061 --> 00:20:26,461
but, Max,
I gotta hand it to you,
590
00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:28,496
you outdid yourself
on those pranks.
591
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,131
Ah, thank you,
but I couldn't have done it
592
00:20:30,199 --> 00:20:32,200
without Dave starting
this whole thing.
593
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:33,368
Well, technically,
you started it
594
00:20:33,435 --> 00:20:34,902
with the whole
"Subs 4 Guns" thing.
595
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:35,936
- Mm-hmm.
(Jane and Pete) - Yeah.
596
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,305
What "Subs 4 Guns" thing?
597
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,173
Hold the pickles.
598
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,609
If you didn't do the gun thing,
who did?
599
00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:44,077
- This fax came for you guys?
- A fax?
600
00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:49,282
(Clicks tongue)
What in the Wyclef Jean is this?
601
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:51,051
Is this Alex?
602
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,919
Wait. Alex was behind
this whole thing?
603
00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:55,522
No way. No way in hell.
(Laughs)
604
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:56,856
She got the worst of it.
605
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,190
She cut her hair
and she hurt her leg.
606
00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,159
- Yeah, it couldn't have been her.
- Of course not.
607
00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:01,127
- Alex?
- Our Alex?
608
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:02,561
She dumb as hell.
609
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,297
(Christopher Lennertz's
"Plausible Denial" playing)
610
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,187
I'm not as dumb as I am.
611
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:35,542
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