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Hey, guys, the folks here
at work just taught me

this cool way of opening
a bottle of champagne.

It's called sabering.
I'm obsessed.

Oh, snap, that's when you, like,

open it with a sword, right?

- That's right!
- Oh, oh.

Yo, that is long!

Are you sure you're
supposed to use that?

Yeah, that looks
like a samurai sword.

It is. I got it online.

You can saber with anything.

- Can you though?
- Yep, watch and learn.

Oh, okay, that was impressive.

I thank you.

Oh!

Saber! All: Saber!

♪ Whoop, whoop

♪ Cabernet and sauvignon

♪ Team is here
and now it's on ♪

♪ Carry on and Carignan,
sippin' on Perignon ♪

♪ Fine wine, got
notes like a cello ♪

♪ Pull up in the
spot like hello ♪

♪ If you got me,
then I got you ♪

♪ This is the vibe,
this is the crew ♪

♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh

♪ Grand crew, grand
crew, grand crew, uh ♪

♪ Grand crew

Anthony, who you over there
flirting with on text?

I haven't seen you this smiley
since you came back from that

Texas Instruments tour.

Oh, man, that was a good time.

I got to use the very first...

TI-83.

- We got it.
- What... it was a big deal.

Anyway, I'm not flirting. I'm
texting Talia from college.

Oh, yeah, I remember
her. She was cool.

And cute, didn't you
famously blow it with her?

What? No.

We were just study
partners and nothing more.

Sounds like you blew it.

Probably about to blow
it again right now.

Everyone chill, okay? We're
just texting about work.

She's a headhunter and
reached out to LinkedIn

to gauge my interest on
moving to a new firm.

But didn't she learn that
you don't make moves?

Oh!

- Yes!
- Et tu, Fay?

I'm sorry, I just
like fitting in.

All right, laugh it up,
but I make moves a plenty.

So you gonna meet with Talia
about the job ops then?

Absolutely not,

but that's only because
I am happily betrothed

to Joseph and
Phillips Accounting.

They fulfill all my needs.

I'm sorry, that made
be physically sick.

Look, I love work, but
a job is not a marriage.

If anything, it is
a sexual encounter

where you give your services,

and in return you
receive compensation.

What you just described
is prostitution.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are we
now shaming sex workers?

Every job is a desperate
John in a trench coat

trying to pay us
less than we deserve.

I'm with Nicky.

You shouldn't be
married to your job.

In fact, anyone that gets
married at all is a fool.

Look no further than
that bachelorette party

right over there.

Come on, she seems pretty happy.

She's a fool.

Listen, y'all, you can't get
everything you need out of life

from just your job.

You got to invest, too,

which is why I
just put some money

in this new cryptocurrency
called Missile Coin.

For a second there I thought

you were going to say that
money isn't everything.

What? No way, I love money.

And I gots to have it!

Anthony, why don't
you just hit Talia up.

See what's out there.

I have seen you give so much

to this company and ask
for so little in return.

You are a hot commodity.

Why not play the field for once?

Okay, okay, I'll hit her up
about meeting up next week.

Oh, well. I
already texted her.

She'll be here in an hour. Oops.

What? How?

Oh, I grabbed your
phone, and texted her,

and pretended to be you, oops.

You can't just say oops

when you do something
intentionally bad.

- Tee-hee-hee?
- Tee-hee-hee is lateral.

Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee.

That's just deeper. Thank you.

Sherm, dude, you were
right about Missile Coin.

I just invested, and I
already made some money.

Yes, welcome to the
launchpad, my guy.

How much did you invest?

Not too much, just the
majority of my savings.

What?

You shouldn't put all your
money into one thing like that.

Well, I had a feeling,

and when I have a
feeling, I go all in.

This is not love. No
feelings should be involved.

Investing properly is
about mitigating risk,

especially when you're
dealing with something

as volatile as crypto.

Okay, yes, I do hear you,

but Missile Coin
just went up again.

Okay, I understand that, but
what I'm trying to say...

- And again.
- All right, I get that.

But what I'm trying to
tell you is we need to...

- I just made $3,000!
- Ah, it!

I'm going all in with you.
Let's ride this missile!

Yeah!

Ugh, look at those
bachelorettes.

They all dance the same.

It doesn't matter what the song
is, it's almost too much arms.

Oh, come on.

Bachelorette parties
are a little extra,

but that's the point, it's
point of the tradition.

Most things that exist
because of tradition are bad.

So you just hate all
the celebrations.

No. I get it poppin'
on Arbor Day.

I love a big ol' tree.

All I'm saying is that 50%
of marriages end in divorce,

which means that 50%
of bachelorette parties

are just celebrations
of failure.

- Fay.
- What, it's true.

That guy she's going to marry
is probably going to turn out

to be someone totally different,

because if it happened to
me, it can happen to her.

Really?

How long has she
been standing there?

Ever since I said Fay.

Hey, Talia.

- Anthony, hey.
- What's up?

Thanks for coming by.

- Yeah.
- This is my friend, Nicky.

Hi, Talia, I've heard so
much about your college days.

One question, is it true that
Anthony blew it with you?

- Oh, yes, big time.
- For real?

Come on, we were in college.

Did you really think I
wanted to study that much?

I mean, I did.
Studying is great.

Nice to see you haven't changed.

Talia.

- Noah!
- Hey!

- Hey!
- Hello, Talia.

I'm Sherm. Very
nice to meet you.

Actually, we got to head out

because our crypto
is on the rise,

and we got some
new money to spend.

That's right, this
Missile Coin is

about to blast off,
20, 19, 18, 17...

Oh, I'm not sitting here
for the full 20 count.

Y'all got to go, goodbye.

- All right, see y'all.
- Bye.

Speaking of coin, tell us
about that new job opportunity.

Well, I reached out because
the job is perfect for you.

They pay a lot, have
a great reputation,

but the hours can be late.

Late hours.

Hmm, don't tempt me
with a good time.

So should we sit down
and talk details?

Um, yeah, maybe.

Or maybe not, can you
just give me one second?

I need to get to the
bathroom. I mean, use a drink.

I mean, drink a bathroom.
I will be right back.

- Oh, okay.
- Drink a bathroom?

What are you doing?
That was going great.

It was going great, but
my boss just walked in!

Ooh, that's not great.
Maybe he won't see you.

- Anthony, hi.
- Oops.

Maybe he'll give you some
space and respect your privacy.

- Coming over.
- Yikes.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Victor, this is
my friend, Nicky.

Friend and life coach.

What brings you to
this particular bar

that we are at
during our free time?

Work, there was a
little bit of a mix-up

with the 1040s you sent.

I called you and
texted you a few times,

but when you didn't
respond, I came here.

I got to say, just
speaking as his life coach,

it seems like a pretty
unhealthy work dynamic.

It's not.

I tell him where I am in
case of a work emergency.

Anthony is never off the clock.

That's why he's my go-to guy.
- Still seems unhealthy.

It's very healthy.

- No, not healthy.
- It's healthy.

- Not healthy.
- Healthy.

Hey, is everything okay?

We can always just
do another night.

Talia, this is my boss, Victor.

Oh, it is so nice to meet you.

Victor, this is Talia.

She is...
- His girlfriend!

Well, well, well, you never
mentioned a girlfriend to me.

- I'm a pretty private person.
- I didn't know that either.

You know, but not knowing
you're a private person

makes sense because being
private, you wouldn't share it.

Then again, you
did just share it.

Let's not pull at logic.
He's a private person.

That is his girlfriend.
I am his life coach.

There, we cleared everything up.

Hey, babe, why don't you just
finish up your work thing,

and we can just talk tonight?

Oh, no, no, no, no, stay.
The work thing can wait.

If I knew you were on a date,
I never would have come.

Let me buy you all a
drink. What can I get you?

How about some stock options
for my boy right here?

Excuse me?

Oh, it was just some
life coaching humor.

But I'm dead ass.
Give him some stocks!

Uh...

Okay, that was a good one.

Oh, we'll take some champagne.

Now get out of
here, you numbnut!

- Here I go.
- What are you doing?

Damn, she is so upset.
I have to fix this.

For her love or for your tips?

Why can't it be both?

I suppose I can help
resolve this situation.

It's easy when you
believe in true love.

I'm so happy!

I'm getting married, girls!

- Damn right you are, girl!
- Oh, my God!

That's so great!

They want to reopen their tab.

And she said, and I quote,
"Keep the bottles a-coming."

That's incredible.
How did you do it?

I pulled from my list
of reasons why marriage

is the best decision
I ever made.

Reason number 159, there's
always someone there

who can simulate that argument

that you wanted to
have with that guy

at Men's Warehouse in the khaki
shorts that had a weird haircut

because he cut in
front of you in line.

Aww!

That's so sweet.

Oh, you're feeling
the love now, huh?

No, but I am feeling these tips.

Whatever.

I'm just happy that
the wedding is still on

and that Denise is no
longer having doubts.

Doubts? Denise
was having doubts?

I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm Zachary, Denise's fiancé.
Denise, you have doubts?

- Oops.
- Oh, boy.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sherman
Jones and Noah Coleman.

That's right, the
kings have returned.

And they're rich.

- More horn, horn man.
- Where did you get a horn guy?

You see, when you're a
man of money, you use it,

and you take it,
and soon the world

becomes your oyster, and
anything is possible.

He was playing down the block,

and we offered to
buy all of his CDs.

And there is much more
where that came from, sir,

because we are riding a
missile that will never stop.

Now, what's the most
expensive thing on the menu?

That would be the
Schramsberg blanc de blanc

from Napa Valley, it costs...

Ah, we don't need
to know the price.

We'll just take two.

Mm-hmm, and some fresh
lobster please and thank you.

- Mm-hmm.
- We don't have lobster.

Fascinating, because
I still want some.

Hey, looks like we're in
a bit of a bind, Noah.

But binds don't
exist for the rich

because the rich have a
thing called Postmates.

Ha-ha, hm-hm.

- Excuse me, drinks on us.
- Forever!

I'm glad to see that you
have a life outside of work.

I always assumed that
the only relationship

you had was to your job.

Right, and as
Anthony's life coach,

I was just telling him,
he needs to branch out.

Actually, I'm the one
who set him and Talia up.

Oh, how nice.

It is, and Talia is wonderful,

but I'm still committed
to Joseph and Phillips.

Which is great, but your
commitment should not get

in the way of exploring things
with Talia, right, Talia?

Oh, yes. I mean, I
couldn't agree more.

I could offer incredible
benefits, medical, 401,

gym membership, and even equity.

In our relationship.

Anthony, I know you're
a private person,

but let me just say

I don't think you're gonna
find anyone better than Talia.

- I agree.
- Me too.

Great, everyone agrees.

Hey, y'all, this has turned
into an epic celebration,

and we gots to keep
the night going!

Next round is on us.

Actually, I think we're good.

We were just about to
call it a night, so...

Man, what are you talking about?

We got so much to
celebrate, our new wealth

and your new job
opportunity... ouch!

What does he mean
by job opportunity?

Talia is a headhunter.

She's meeting Anthony
for a new gig.

That's why she's
here. Who is this guy?

- I'm Anthony's boss.
- Oh, snap.

I guess all this money got
me missing social cues.

I know what this looks like,

but I swear it wasn't
anything serious.

I want to believe
you, I really do,

but you've been lying
to me all night.

I mean, are you even
actually a private person?

I know we started this drama,

but it's not really
our vibe tonight.

Yeah, we're going to bounce
to a better part of the bar.

And I wish I could
stay to sort this out,

but I actually would rather
be somewhere else, too,

so I'm just gonna...

excuse me.

What does she have
that we don't?

How can I make this right?

- How about $10 million!
- What?

Oh, I was just spitballing,
you know, off the dome.

Victor, can you excuse
us for a second?

Nice move, icing him
out so he gets nervous

and offers you a new deal.

I'm not icing him out.

Well, I was feeling
a little bit of ice.

The only ice you're feeling
is the ice between you and me.

No, that can't be it.

First you bring Talia here,

and now you're giving
my boss a hard time?

You're going way too far.

No, I'm just trying to help.
I see how hard you work.

It is time you get
what you deserve.

Maybe, but I've been
with him since college.

And I like my job. I
don't want to overstep.

You're not. It's business.

Trust me, I negotiate
deals for a living.

Okay, I know what's
going on here.

I'm being iced.

Iced? No, no, there's no ice.

Well, I am feeling some
ice, and it's working.

Anthony, I don't
want to lose you.

Let's negotiate a new deal.

- Really?
- I told you.

Now, go take a seat, Victor!

- I'm sorry?
- I said take a seat!

Give us a damn minute.

- What the hell was that?
- The start of the negotiation.

Wow, you're really going hard.

This is some good lobster.

It is, but it's not
expensive enough.

What if we dipped it...
- Dude, dude.

We have a problem.

The missile stopped,
and it dropped.

We're losing money fast.

Noah, that's all a
part of the game.

You got to ride the
highs and the lows.

It's what all the
crypto pros do.

Are you sure?

When you fall for a girl,

and things don't work
out, do you just move on?

No, I'm still dwelling on
my first grade girlfriend.

I thought she was my soul
mate, and then she died.

Damn, I did not expect that
story to end like that.

But take that very
sad ending though,

and put it towards crypto.

Okay, okay, yeah, dope.
Oh, it's up again!

See? You just got
to ride the wave.

Ride the
wave. Ride the wave.

And what a wave it was.

We rode it to heights we
never thought possible.

And when the wave
crashed, it crashed as low

as we never thought possible,

but the tide always turns,
so the waves kept coming

and lifting us right back
up, and down, and up,

and down, and up, and
down, and up, and down,

but that was the final wave.

And that's how we became

the richest men this
side of the bar.

Missile just crashed again.

No! Fay, I need
to return this.

Close the tab. Fay,
close the damn tab!

Give me that damn
drink right now!

We've been making him
sit there for a while.

Is he iced enough yet?

Oh, he's not icing anymore.
We're in the thawing process.

We're warming him up the idea

of giving you
everything you want.

It seems like you're just

making up these
metaphors as you go.

Okay, I'm done
thawing over here.

I am warmed up plenty.

- Damn, I stand corrected.
- All right.

Next thing I want you to do

is write down the salary
you want on this napkin.

Okay.

Hmm.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what was that for?

For fun, now I want you
to double that number.

What? That's insane!

That's all negotiating is,
insanity and confidence.

I want you to bring
him that insane number,

and when he counters, rip
it up just like I did,

and don't stop ripping napkins

until he says it's
his final offer.

This is all so stressful.

What do I even say as I rip up
these offers in front of him?

You'll find it in the moment.

Rip.

Wow, he went with "rip."

Rip.

Rip!

Rip!

- About me, doubt?
- Oh...

Figured you'd be happier
to see them fight,

considering they're proving
you point about marriage,

or are you still
upset about the tips?

No, I'm not heartless.

Plus, I made enough
tips from Sherm and Noah

before things fell apart.

I'm richer than them now.

So then what's up?

If I'm being honest,

I was hating on
bachelorette parties

because I was just jealous.

I never had one myself.

My ex and I, we got
married so quick

we never got to do any
of the fun traditions,

and nobody's throwing parties
for someone getting a divorce.

Oh, I had no idea.
That does suck.

I never thought about it before,

but you should
still be celebrated

even though you have no one
to love or love you in return.

- Wyatt.
- Sorry, that came out wrong.

I'm just saying,
there's nothing wrong

with being divorced.

You are your own better half,

and you definitely deserve
a party more than those two.

We just heard that.

How did neither of us see you?

Except this time we
liked what we heard.

We want to celebrate you.

- Huh?
- What?

We clearly had issues
of our own to resolve,

and we never would have handled
it had it not been for you.

So what do you say?
Shall we celebrate?

I'm getting married, girls!

And I'm single, girls!

We got his final
offer. Check it out.

Wow, now that's what
I am talking about!

You were right.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
You really came through for me.

Thank you. Rip!

What the hell?

You were right,
it's fun to say rip.

Now you quit your job.

You can't be serious.

Listen, you're not
going to actually quit.

You're gonna make him
think that you are,

so he gives you more.

It works all the
time in real estate.

Is it possible that people
are different than houses?

Nope, a body is just a
flesh house for the soul.

I just want you to know that
I'm not agreeing to this

because of that weird
thing you just said,

but I still trust you,
so yeah, let's do it.

All right.

Victor, thank you
for your last offer,

but if you can't
beat that number,

then I will have to quit.

Very well then. Good luck
on your next venture.

I know you'll be great.

Goodbye, Anthony.

Did I just quit my job?

Nicky, did I just quit my job?

I didn't see that coming.

- What's this?
- Apology champagne.

Noah and Sherm are desperate,
so I got it for really cheap.

Nicky, I'm currently
jobless because of you.

- I know.
- And for what?

Because I wasn't getting
paid as much as I could be?

Yeah.

And because I didn't create
any boundaries with my boss.

Uh-huh.

And because I was too afraid

to stand up for my worth

or look for other opportunities.

I am sorry, are you
actually mad at me, or...

I thought I was, but I
think I finally understand

what you were trying
to do for me now.

I'm glad. I know I
pushed you too hard.

But I only did that
because I thought

you were getting
advantage of like I was.

What do you mean?

Well, at my first job I realized

I was getting lower commissions

than everybody else,
and I just let it happen

because I was too afraid of
overstepping to ask for more,

and I didn't want
that to happen to you,

so I realize I was
pushing it too far.

Wow, that's crazy.
I'm sorry, Nicky.

Wow, you really went
ham on that champagne.

Isn't that what you
gave it to me for?

Yeah, but I didn't expect you

to guzzle it during
my vulnerable moment.

My bad.

So I guess my relationship
with J and P wasn't as perfect

as I thought it was.

True, so what are
you going to do now?

Guess I need to make some moves.

To making moves.

- Oh, okay, cheers.
- Yeah!

Well, should we cash out?

Let go of the missile
once and for all?

I think so. Same time?

Oh, I made $10.49.

Minus transaction fees and
the cost of celebration today.

- Let's not do the math.
- Smart.

I guess I learned a lot about
investing and love today.

I need to be more cautious.

Weren't you working
on that in therapy?

Damn, you right. I should
have seen this coming.

Neil is going to
be so disappointed.

Guys, Missile Coin
just went up 200%.

I invested 15 minutes ago
and just made so much money.

Drinks on me for
everybody! Let's go!

- Hey.
- Hey.

Please, have a seat.

Listen, thanks for coming back.

I just wanted to say I
appreciate you thinking of me,

but I'm not going to pursue
that new job opportunity.

- Oh?
- Yeah.

You know, that company
might have been a good fit

for the Anthony you
knew ten years ago,

but these days I need
a little balance,

which is what I told my
boss when I called him

for a final negotiation
and accepted a new deal.

That's great that you're
staying at your company,

but you could have told
me this over the phone,

so why am I back
here at 11:00 p.m.?

Well, I was wondering
if maybe you wanted

to go on a date with me.

Oh, so you're making moves?

This is definitely not
the college Anthony.

I just thought we were
both very studious.

At 3:00 a.m. in your dorm
room on a Saturday morning?

Okay, now that you state the
facts, it was very clear,

and I was obviously very bad
at picking up on the signals,

but I'm better now.

I guess I'll just
have to find out.

I guess so.

And that was the beginning
of the rest of our lives.

We learned to value ourselves,

celebrate whatever
life may bring.

We learned that when
opportunities arise,

you got to go for
it, seize the moment.

And most of all, we learned
that life has ups and downs,

but when you're with people
you love, it's only up.

Wyatt, did you
hear what happened?

Missile Coin just crashed again.

Oh, no. I can't
afford any of this.

I got to get out of here.

Close out my tab!
Get out of the way!

Yeah.

Not a doctor, shh.