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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 2 00:01:10,765 --> 00:01:14,309 Mark my words, senators, those who slip through the lion's claw 3 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:17,210 will end up poisoned by the serpent's venom. 4 00:01:17,237 --> 00:01:20,083 - What's with all the animals anyway? - It's just a manner of speech, I think. 5 00:01:20,629 --> 00:01:21,603 What?! 6 00:01:22,535 --> 00:01:25,953 Um... uh... it's just that, O Caesar, 7 00:01:25,981 --> 00:01:27,953 what exactly do you mean by the serpent's venom? 8 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:31,022 - It was the lion's claw part I didn't get. - It's all Greek to me... 9 00:01:31,055 --> 00:01:33,961 The lion's claw, the invincible might of Rome! 10 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:36,168 Like the talons of the falcon... 11 00:01:36,225 --> 00:01:38,843 A falcon now? 12 00:01:38,876 --> 00:01:40,832 Like the talons of the falcon, 13 00:01:40,866 --> 00:01:43,709 it has closed upon every single continent 14 00:01:43,735 --> 00:01:46,241 except here, in Brittany, where a handful of indomitable Gauls 15 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:52,061 continue to ridicule Rome and mock its imperial eagle... 16 00:01:52,798 --> 00:01:55,239 Any objections to imperial eagle? 17 00:01:56,848 --> 00:01:59,758 If those barbarians refuse to embrace Rome, so be it, 18 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,294 Rome will embrace them! 19 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:07,237 - Uh... that was the signal, right? - That was the signal. 20 00:02:09,063 --> 00:02:11,104 Behold the serpent's venom... 21 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,772 Their beloved forest will give way to glorious mansions. 22 00:02:14,837 --> 00:02:17,214 Roman civilization will encroach upon them 23 00:02:17,239 --> 00:02:20,984 until they are forced to adapt or perish... 24 00:02:22,496 --> 00:02:26,977 I have entrusted the construction of our magnificent city to the young architect Anglaigus, 25 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:29,756 who has already designed a number of buildings, 26 00:02:29,786 --> 00:02:32,128 most of which are still standing. 27 00:02:33,991 --> 00:02:38,032 Well done, Anglaigus! What a marvellous little model. 28 00:02:38,063 --> 00:02:40,870 And, uh... what name do you plan on giving your glorious city? 29 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:44,123 - Well, uh, at first... - No, it was total crap. 30 00:02:44,183 --> 00:02:47,496 - I just dropped it... - Any suggestions, Senator Prospectus? 31 00:02:47,536 --> 00:02:51,623 Ideally, it should be a name that... evokes Rome. 32 00:02:51,664 --> 00:02:53,808 But that's not exactly Rome. 33 00:02:54,782 --> 00:02:56,970 - Rum? - Rum? 34 00:02:57,029 --> 00:02:58,404 It's close enough, right? 35 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:03,117 - I suppose so, but it could get confus... - Never mind. What do you think of... 36 00:03:03,144 --> 00:03:04,968 The Mansions of the Gods? 37 00:03:04,993 --> 00:03:06,933 The Mansions of the Gods? 38 00:03:06,962 --> 00:03:09,166 The Mansions of the Gods 39 00:03:09,265 --> 00:03:12,070 I'm not so sure... 40 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,146 Why not? Let's run with that. 41 00:03:15,339 --> 00:03:17,780 Astérix: The Mansions of the Gods 42 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:30,561 Hi, there! 43 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:33,562 - This one's all yours, Obélix! - You better believe it's mine! 44 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,234 - I saw it first! - Really? 45 00:05:35,262 --> 00:05:38,206 Yes, really! He's scared of me, not of you! 46 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:40,109 How do you know? Did you two talk it over? 47 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:42,145 I always spot boars first, and you know it! 48 00:05:42,237 --> 00:05:45,511 Maybe I put them in your path without you noticing! 49 00:05:45,575 --> 00:05:47,295 What would I do without the great Astérix? 50 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:48,685 Oh, cut it out! 51 00:05:48,944 --> 00:05:50,448 When it comes to boars, I'm the fastest! 52 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,949 - At eating them, definitely! - It's mine! 53 00:05:52,982 --> 00:05:55,489 - Mine! - Mine! Mine! Mine!... 54 00:05:58,189 --> 00:06:00,266 Mine! 55 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,416 Obélix! 56 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,350 That boar... 57 00:06:15,407 --> 00:06:18,276 has my name on it! 58 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:21,487 Huh? It's not yours, it's mine! 59 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,100 Uh? 60 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:43,239 What in Gaul's name is that thing? 61 00:06:55,654 --> 00:06:57,493 Hmm... 62 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:10,742 Pff! 63 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:16,450 91, 92, 93, 94, 95... 64 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,321 Not now, not now! 96, 97, 65 00:07:19,381 --> 00:07:21,284 and... 98. 66 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:24,287 Okay, this is the first tree to cut down! 67 00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:30,033 Oh, for Vesta's sake, get it off me! Down, boy! 68 00:07:31,526 --> 00:07:35,173 I wouldn't mess with the trees, Roman! It makes Idéfix really mad! 69 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:38,367 Now, now, Idéfix, that's enough! 70 00:07:39,603 --> 00:07:42,673 Get out! You have no business being here! 71 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:46,151 This construction site is off limits to the public, understand?! 72 00:08:00,527 --> 00:08:02,367 I sure like Romans without armour. 73 00:08:02,396 --> 00:08:05,504 They make a nice sound when they hit the ground. 74 00:08:17,847 --> 00:08:22,119 Hey, will someone get Abraracourix? Tell the chief it's important! 75 00:08:22,217 --> 00:08:25,625 He's in a meeting. Can I take a message? 76 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:28,362 Go ahead, lads, I'm listening. 77 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:31,870 - What's going on? - Squabble about fish that's not fresh. 78 00:08:32,129 --> 00:08:37,041 - What do you mean, it's not fresh? - I was answering a question! Go on. 79 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,711 We ran into Romans right here in the forest. 80 00:08:39,737 --> 00:08:43,493 - Sure did! Romans with string. - String? What sort of string? 81 00:08:43,553 --> 00:08:45,640 The sort of string you trip and fall on. 82 00:08:45,713 --> 00:08:48,185 It seems we stumbled upon a Roman construction site. 83 00:08:48,215 --> 00:08:52,661 - Strange. What are the Romans up to? - For now, it's just string. 84 00:08:52,718 --> 00:08:56,329 Sounds harmless. That's settled! Okay, back to the brawl! 85 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:59,660 Keep an eye on that construction site for me. You never know. 86 00:08:59,692 --> 00:09:04,303 - Ah! Hey! We're trying to talk, here! - Try talking to this! 87 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,116 I will not tolerate barbarians with moustaches getting in the way 88 00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:20,688 - of Caesar's plan! - Don't say I didn't warn you, Architect. 89 00:09:20,716 --> 00:09:22,694 The Gauls don't like us messing with their forest. 90 00:09:22,719 --> 00:09:23,795 Their forest? 91 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,896 Will you please stop fidgeting? Keep still! 92 00:09:25,922 --> 00:09:28,666 Where in Juno's name do they think they are? 93 00:09:28,726 --> 00:09:30,903 They think they're at home. That's the problem. 94 00:09:30,928 --> 00:09:34,979 Oh, yeah? Well, make way for civilization! We are gonna deforest their forest! 95 00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:36,898 Ha! You'll have to de-Gaul it first. 96 00:09:36,964 --> 00:09:39,699 That's the mission Caesar gave you, and I plan to make sure... 97 00:09:39,752 --> 00:09:41,752 Ave, Centurion! 98 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:43,366 What is it, Givusabonus? 99 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:45,978 The slaves demand we give them work, they're bored. 100 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:50,878 This operation is temporarily suspended while we attempt to secure the site! 101 00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:52,998 - Say what? - What part didn't you get? 102 00:09:53,019 --> 00:09:53,771 Not a word. 103 00:09:53,778 --> 00:09:54,991 Yeah, well, never mind. 104 00:09:56,104 --> 00:10:00,158 Now look, the only way to avoid the Gauls is to work nights. 105 00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:02,196 Work nights? Really? Ridiculous. 106 00:10:02,257 --> 00:10:04,434 Yeah, well, so is your bandage. 107 00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:18,002 Centurion, pardon me, but my colleagues and I were wondering... 108 00:10:18,047 --> 00:10:19,002 Should we... 109 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:22,615 Unbelievable. How many times do I have to tell you to wait for my signal? 110 00:10:22,652 --> 00:10:24,395 And what is the signal again? 111 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,799 "What's the signal again?" For the 30th time, 112 00:10:26,823 --> 00:10:29,667 - it's when I raise my arm. - Absolutely. 113 00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:40,613 - Just do it, for Jupiter's sake! - Shh! 114 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:44,046 - Just do it, for Jupiter's sake... - I can't until my scouts report back. 115 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,120 Centurion, the soldiers and I think you and the neurotic architect 116 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:49,457 need to pipe down or you'll wake the Gauls. 117 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,861 Get back to the ranks! 118 00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:05,606 - What do you think you're doing? - You raised your arm. 119 00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:08,305 - I did not! - Yes, you did, which is why, whack! 120 00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:09,742 I gave the order. 121 00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,347 Ave, Centurion! Recon reporting! 122 00:11:11,374 --> 00:11:13,379 - Wait, where were you two? - Right here. 123 00:11:13,409 --> 00:11:15,388 Here? How can you recon here? 124 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,133 We didn't want to stray too far because... 125 00:11:17,213 --> 00:11:19,193 - I didn't catch that. - Because of what? 126 00:11:19,218 --> 00:11:21,295 - The Gauls! - The... the Gauls? 127 00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:24,623 Sound the retreat! 128 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:31,296 Ave, Centurion! 129 00:11:31,297 --> 00:11:33,676 Get your butts back here, you boneheads! 130 00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:37,478 But... 131 00:11:51,994 --> 00:11:54,463 Idéfix? Ooh! 132 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:58,802 - Again? What's going on this time? - Hmm? 133 00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:01,803 It's the Romans again. 134 00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:11,949 There, Idéfix, everything's back to normal! 135 00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:26,599 Okay, for those of you who have pudding for brains... 136 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:27,446 Now listen up! 137 00:12:27,499 --> 00:12:29,853 If you think you can knock down one tree per night 138 00:12:29,886 --> 00:12:32,199 and then sit around growing toe fungus... 139 00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:33,346 - Present! - Zip it, Tofungus! 140 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,744 - Move it, don't stand there like mushrooms! - Where's the tree we uprooted last night? 141 00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:40,380 I have some rather bad news, I'm afraid. It's no longer uprooted. 142 00:12:40,442 --> 00:12:42,847 - It's what now? - The tree, it's been replanted. 143 00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:46,485 - You mean figuratively? - No, no, no... 144 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,987 Replanted as in... replanted. Look. 145 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,860 No, this can't be happening! 146 00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:54,295 Is this some sort of sick joke?! 147 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,799 Centurion, the psycho architect is making a racket again! 148 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,863 Silence! 149 00:12:57,895 --> 00:13:00,600 That's it, we're out of here, there's no fighting sorcery. 150 00:13:00,631 --> 00:13:02,672 - Oh no, that tree is coming down. - Again? 151 00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:05,517 Yes, again, and we're taking it back to camp so no one replants it! 152 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:09,331 Uprooting trees is part of our contract. On that, we agree. 153 00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:11,784 - But their transport... - Now look here! You're slaves! 154 00:13:11,809 --> 00:13:14,781 Just do as you're told and keep your mouths shut!!! 155 00:13:14,814 --> 00:13:17,282 Centurion, you're the one making a racket! 156 00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:19,326 You too, zip it! And you, start pulling! 157 00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:25,766 - Good thing I didn't bring Idéfix. - Oh, druid, what are we going to do? 158 00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:29,032 I may have a little trick up my sleeve. 159 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,975 So that's it? That's your trick? 160 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:42,682 Those acorns are nuts! 161 00:13:42,746 --> 00:13:45,815 Isn't it amazing, Obélix, how fast those trees grew? 162 00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:48,390 I don't really know. How fast do trees usually grow? 163 00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:53,665 I've got some more, um... not such good news. 164 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:03,036 I do admit it can seem demoralizing at first glance. 165 00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:09,977 Let's focus on the positive. 166 00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:12,651 Our motivation is intact, and that's what matters. 167 00:14:20,121 --> 00:14:23,829 So far, there's been no talk of giving up, and for that, we can congratulate ourselves. 168 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:33,671 Chew before you swallow, Obélix! 169 00:14:33,702 --> 00:14:37,647 Why? What for? Hey, there's one last acorn in my pocket! 170 00:14:37,705 --> 00:14:39,711 Obélix, don't! Not in my... 171 00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:45,485 Obélix, you're gonna pull that tree out of the ground this instant! 172 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,923 Nope, sorry, I couldn't do that to Idéfix. 173 00:14:51,342 --> 00:14:53,565 So, if I understand correctly, 174 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,828 not only are the Mansions of the Gods nowhere close to being built... 175 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:01,034 Now, you tell me the Romans refuse to live there? 176 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,844 We haven't encountered much enthusiasm. 177 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,740 Our fellow citizens are somewhat reluctant to emigrate to Brittany. 178 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,080 That's it! If we could only build the Mansions right outside Rome, 179 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,903 they wouldn't be so far from home. 180 00:15:10,929 --> 00:15:15,177 Find a solution, you incompetent fools, or I'll feed you to the lions in the arena! 181 00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:20,026 Now that would amuse the Roman citizens and it's right here in Rome! 182 00:15:21,757 --> 00:15:23,999 The arena... 183 00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:28,173 - What an excellent idea, O Caesar. - Hmm? 184 00:15:34,037 --> 00:15:37,179 "Ha! Ha! You nasty wretch, I'll tear your guts out!" 185 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,847 "Hercules, help me! Oh, help me, Hercules!" 186 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:43,749 "Ta-da-da! It is I, Hercules! You'll pay for this, evil Trojan! 187 00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:45,722 I'll squash you like a cockroach!" 188 00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:50,689 Ah, Mischiefus, mind sparing us the bloodshed, the carnage, the massacre? 189 00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:54,501 - He's having fun! Leave him alone! - Fun? It's insanely violent! 190 00:15:54,528 --> 00:15:56,204 Where does he get it from, anyway? 191 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:10,183 Should we do a double lock, or go for a triple? 192 00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,184 Double. 193 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,916 By the way, how's your neck? Still stiff? 194 00:16:13,949 --> 00:16:16,091 A little. I need to avoid sudden movements. 195 00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:19,621 - Ready for the viper slam? - Ready. 196 00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:27,101 - Man, that viper slam is the worst. Ugh! - Well, I guess this is it, buddy. 197 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:31,637 Be a pal, will ya? Try to make it a nice, clean kill. 198 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:35,178 Ah, wouldn't you know it, commercial. 199 00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:40,527 Is it too much to ask to get a decent slaying around here? 200 00:16:40,552 --> 00:16:42,192 Yeah, tell me about it. 201 00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:44,223 Romans, citizens, 202 00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,753 you had enough? 203 00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:49,894 Enough of Rome and its polluted air and filth? 204 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:53,066 Enough of the stench, the noise, the stress, the traffic? 205 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:54,629 Eh, not really, no. 206 00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:58,600 Now, you can leave it all behind and start fresh in a haven of tranquillity! 207 00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:01,011 This brand new oasis of greenery awaits you! 208 00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,280 Just three weeks away from central Rome! 209 00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:06,211 Today, the divine Caesar will grant one of you 210 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:12,055 the opportunity to win an apartment in the luxurious Mansions of the Gods! 211 00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:18,759 Please find an informational tablet at your feet. 212 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:23,728 - Ah! It looks like paradise! - Yeah, but it's in Brittany. 213 00:17:23,761 --> 00:17:26,141 - Where's Brittany again? - Wherever it is, it's far. 214 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:29,804 Now, let the grand lottery begin! 215 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:49,062 The lucky winner is... 216 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:54,097 the person who now holds the informational tablet number... 217 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:56,904 Two! 218 00:17:58,399 --> 00:18:01,343 That... that's you! You won! Raise your hand! Stand up! 219 00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:05,713 - Shh! I don't want to go to Brittany! - You don't even know where it is! 220 00:18:05,775 --> 00:18:07,717 Well? Who has lucky number two? 221 00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:10,782 We do! We do! He's here! Here's the winner! 222 00:18:10,783 --> 00:18:12,754 What have we won, a gladiator? 223 00:18:12,755 --> 00:18:16,897 Give him a big hand as he makes his way down to the arena! 224 00:18:18,721 --> 00:18:22,267 Oh! See how handsome your father looks? 225 00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:24,900 - He's like a Greek god! - Well done! 226 00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,235 Congratulations! 227 00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:30,173 Now smile... Hold up the number and smile. 228 00:18:32,972 --> 00:18:34,412 Um... 229 00:18:34,441 --> 00:18:36,382 - Where exactly is Brittany? - In Gaul. 230 00:18:36,443 --> 00:18:38,947 Oh, right. That's quite a way, huh? 231 00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:41,150 And, uh, what if I refuse to leave? 232 00:18:41,215 --> 00:18:44,888 You stay here and we feed you to the lions. 233 00:18:45,345 --> 00:18:48,952 Then again, I always say a little fresh air can't hurt! 234 00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:01,409 Well, well... 235 00:19:01,437 --> 00:19:05,913 Yes, indeed, I gotta admit, Roman architecture is mighty impressive. 236 00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:08,323 So that's the entrance hall, I take it? 237 00:19:11,782 --> 00:19:14,387 Okay, that's it, we're done here, so just go back to Rome 238 00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:17,195 and tell the big kahuna that this party is over. 239 00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:18,699 Never, you hear me? Never! 240 00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:23,203 Caesar entrusted me with a mission and I fully intend to see it through to the end, 241 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:26,007 even if it means working the slaves to death! 242 00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,106 He's going to work the slaves to death? 243 00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:32,743 Well, if we keep replanting trees, that's what'll happen. 244 00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:36,947 - What can we do about it, Panoramix? - We can think. 245 00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:45,321 I have an idea, but I already know you won't like it. 246 00:19:45,354 --> 00:19:47,327 We can thrash 'em, give the Romans a licking! 247 00:19:47,328 --> 00:19:49,063 That's it! That was my idea! 248 00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:51,865 I may have a plan to protect the slaves, 249 00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:55,768 a plan that would indeed require a thrashing, but just a little one. 250 00:19:55,832 --> 00:19:59,004 A little thrashing? ls there such a thing? 251 00:20:00,036 --> 00:20:01,275 Rock, paper, scissors! 252 00:20:01,974 --> 00:20:03,211 Rock, paper, scissors! 253 00:20:05,277 --> 00:20:08,248 Excuse me, we're looking for the slave camp, please. 254 00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:10,256 Hello! 255 00:20:10,282 --> 00:20:14,090 You would not believe what a good mood I'm in! 256 00:20:38,146 --> 00:20:40,126 Well, I guess it's this way. 257 00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,405 We brought you a present. 258 00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,847 Our druid made you a batch of our magic potion. 259 00:20:57,871 --> 00:20:59,948 Shouldn't we taste it first, just to be sure? 260 00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:04,943 No, not you! It'll give you the superhuman strength to escape. You're free. 261 00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:09,620 Uh... first, allow me to say how grateful I am, but is running away a solution? 262 00:21:09,883 --> 00:21:10,958 Excuse me? 263 00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:13,290 You talk of escape, but isn't running away... 264 00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:15,961 And I admit to playing devil's advocate here. 265 00:21:15,988 --> 00:21:17,508 Isn't it just another form of slavery? 266 00:21:17,524 --> 00:21:20,467 Well, I would say it's more like a first step towards freedom... 267 00:21:20,495 --> 00:21:22,965 And yet, there's no escape without oppression. 268 00:21:22,998 --> 00:21:25,138 I'm teasing a bit, but admit there's room for debate. 269 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,209 I'm not here to debate, just to bring the potion. 270 00:21:27,235 --> 00:21:29,414 And I appreciate it, but going back to the notion... 271 00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:31,318 Just take that darn potion, already, will ya? 272 00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:33,043 Absolutely, absolutely. 273 00:21:36,444 --> 00:21:38,425 Hmm! 274 00:21:41,651 --> 00:21:43,056 What just happened? 275 00:21:43,088 --> 00:21:46,458 Our friendly neighbours the Gauls just popped into say hello. 276 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,717 Now don't you start making trouble! 277 00:21:56,802 --> 00:21:58,040 Ouch... 278 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:10,223 Okay, starting today, we are to receive the same salary as the legionnaires. 279 00:22:10,251 --> 00:22:13,221 - We want paid holidays, two daily meals... - Tres. 280 00:22:13,254 --> 00:22:14,429 - Come again? - Three. 281 00:22:14,455 --> 00:22:16,634 Oh, okay, make that three daily meals. 282 00:22:16,658 --> 00:22:18,062 - Is that it? - Not quite. 283 00:22:18,093 --> 00:22:22,267 Once we're finished building the Mansions of the Gods, we want to be emancipated. 284 00:22:22,298 --> 00:22:24,038 - Emancipated? - It means free. 285 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,276 Ah! Si, Si! 286 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,143 What's more, once it's built, we each get an apartment in the building. 287 00:22:28,171 --> 00:22:30,517 - That's just... an extra bonus. - Present! 288 00:22:32,242 --> 00:22:35,650 - But you can't accept! - Yes... I think it would be wise. 289 00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:37,182 Done deal. 290 00:23:10,351 --> 00:23:16,293 Well, well! Yes, indeed, I got to admit, Roman architecture is mighty impressive. 291 00:23:16,358 --> 00:23:18,563 - A fine piece of work. - Now, what do you want? 292 00:23:18,594 --> 00:23:22,067 Well, Centurion, there seems to be a rumour going around 293 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:25,306 that the slaves get the exact same salary we do. 294 00:23:25,335 --> 00:23:29,181 I assume that you'll confirm it's hog... 295 00:23:30,248 --> 00:23:31,969 - I saw it first! - No, you didn't! 296 00:23:32,015 --> 00:23:34,022 - It's mine! - Mine! Mine! 297 00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:55,931 Just what do you think you're doing? 298 00:23:55,963 --> 00:23:58,568 We gave you the magic potion to help you run away! 299 00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:01,043 Well, we discussed it at length and came to the conclusion 300 00:24:01,076 --> 00:24:05,262 that "runaway slave" is not exactly the most rewarding career path for now. 301 00:24:05,282 --> 00:24:07,629 For Toutatis' sake, what more do you want? 302 00:24:07,649 --> 00:24:08,889 It's quite simple, really: 303 00:24:08,917 --> 00:24:10,923 to become free Roman citizens. 304 00:24:10,954 --> 00:24:13,924 But for that to happen, we need to finish this building. 305 00:24:13,957 --> 00:24:16,926 We're not gonna let you destroy our forest! This has gone on long enough! 306 00:24:16,959 --> 00:24:18,161 We'll be back! 307 00:24:18,193 --> 00:24:20,865 And if you're not gone, we'll turn that building into dust! 308 00:24:34,114 --> 00:24:36,419 Did everyone take a nice big swig? 309 00:24:36,447 --> 00:24:37,751 No. 310 00:24:37,784 --> 00:24:41,228 Now silence, it's time for my speech. 311 00:24:41,254 --> 00:24:43,924 You don't even know who it is we're thrashing! 312 00:24:43,957 --> 00:24:46,097 - A bug's a bug! - Who cares! 313 00:24:46,126 --> 00:24:48,796 We're not gonna thrash anyone! We're gonna demolish a building... 314 00:24:48,829 --> 00:24:51,335 Demolish everything in sight! That's all we need to know! 315 00:24:52,499 --> 00:24:55,178 What he said! 316 00:25:22,034 --> 00:25:25,304 - Group 45, come this way! - What happened to 44? 317 00:25:25,335 --> 00:25:27,805 44 is Entrance C. 318 00:25:28,173 --> 00:25:29,476 Civilians... 319 00:25:29,509 --> 00:25:33,480 Oh, look, a little costumed entertainment while we wait in line! 320 00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:35,785 Eh... I would've preferred a light refreshment. 321 00:25:36,349 --> 00:25:37,951 Marcus, sweetie... 322 00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:41,188 Come along, now. 323 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:48,163 - Can... we knock the big house down, now? - No. 324 00:25:48,228 --> 00:25:50,934 - Fine, then. How about one little column? - No. 325 00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:54,137 - Well, can lat least smash that cart? - No! 326 00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:57,979 Mind telling me what's the use of Romans if we can't hurt them at all? 327 00:26:03,593 --> 00:26:06,437 Come on, lads, let's go back home. 328 00:26:17,095 --> 00:26:19,172 No, I need to see the deed to the property. 329 00:26:19,231 --> 00:26:21,937 For the third time, it's the only deed I have! 330 00:26:21,967 --> 00:26:25,137 It was given to us by Caesar himself! Isn't that good enough? 331 00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:26,373 - It's simple, Anomalus. - Anonymus. 332 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,144 - Anonymus. I can't allow... - Still! 333 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:33,986 - Stop moving around, or I'll be here forever! - What's taking so long, for Vesta's sake? 334 00:26:34,013 --> 00:26:35,856 Rome wasn't built in a day! 335 00:26:35,884 --> 00:26:37,485 Same goes for mosaics. 336 00:26:41,189 --> 00:26:43,130 - That is one sloppy mosaic. - Come again? 337 00:26:43,192 --> 00:26:45,861 The tiles are uneven and the cement is really not thick enough. 338 00:26:45,893 --> 00:26:47,271 It's not a good time for this! 339 00:26:47,296 --> 00:26:49,035 - My mosaic is perfect, Asparagus. - Anonymus. 340 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,005 Anonymus. It's simple: no deed, no apartment. 341 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,507 Have a good day. Next! 342 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:55,611 - Come on! It took us a month to get here! - Look, Caesar himself... 343 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,983 Come back with the required documents and I'll reconsider your request. Next! 344 00:27:04,483 --> 00:27:06,488 Come on, get lost, I'm busy. 345 00:27:17,296 --> 00:27:20,268 - Pew, pew, pew! - Lost in Brittany with nowhere to go. 346 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,140 What if we run into Gauls? 347 00:27:22,201 --> 00:27:25,071 Let's hope not. I'd have to fight, and I hate fighting. 348 00:27:25,105 --> 00:27:26,585 "Hercules will crush you to pieces! 349 00:27:26,609 --> 00:27:30,953 Look, ha, ha! He can lift a column with his little finger! Ta-na-na!" 350 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:59,180 Am I allowed to play with the little doggy? 351 00:28:00,177 --> 00:28:03,649 Why sure! He's very good at fetching sticks, you know! 352 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,559 Right, Idéfix? 353 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:09,691 I've been trying to teach him to fetch standing stones, but no luck yet. 354 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:16,100 Go on, Idéfix! Fetch! 355 00:28:16,164 --> 00:28:19,435 Wow! Hercules! 356 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:23,143 - We have the worst luck. - You said it. What's gonna hit us next? 357 00:28:26,901 --> 00:28:28,252 Mom! Dad! 358 00:28:28,276 --> 00:28:31,747 - I found Hercules! - Hercules? Where? 359 00:28:31,946 --> 00:28:33,486 - Mischiefus! - Let the boy go! 360 00:28:33,514 --> 00:28:35,519 Let's settle this man to man! 361 00:28:40,564 --> 00:28:43,197 - Say it, everyone! Yes, we can! - No, we can't! 362 00:28:43,226 --> 00:28:47,374 - Huh? Okay, so we can't thrash the Romans... - The soup's getting cold! 363 00:28:47,399 --> 00:28:49,502 Just a minute, sugar bun, be right there! 364 00:28:49,533 --> 00:28:53,005 Like I said, we can't wallop the Romans, but there's things we can do, right? 365 00:28:53,071 --> 00:28:56,041 We drank the magic potion for nothing! 366 00:28:56,074 --> 00:28:57,213 I'm warning you. 367 00:28:57,242 --> 00:28:59,620 If I run into a Roman civilian in the forest, 368 00:28:59,644 --> 00:29:02,114 I'll give him the dirtiest look of his life! 369 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:05,259 I'm warning you! If a Roman civilian is lost, I'll give him directions, 370 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:07,691 but I won't care if he goes the wrong way! 371 00:29:07,756 --> 00:29:11,298 And I'm warning you! If a Roman offers to help carry my basket, 372 00:29:11,325 --> 00:29:14,368 I'll say thank you, but I won't mean it at all! 373 00:29:19,034 --> 00:29:22,505 These are my pals. They have nowhere to go. 374 00:29:22,536 --> 00:29:24,580 Something about a missing whatchamacallit? 375 00:29:24,607 --> 00:29:28,079 Well, that takes the cake. The last time a Roman set foot here, I wasn't born! 376 00:29:28,112 --> 00:29:31,654 I refuse to let Romans set one foot in our village. Civilians are not... 377 00:29:31,748 --> 00:29:35,796 I don't know about you, but it's starting to feel a little bit like an invasion to me. 378 00:29:35,986 --> 00:29:39,093 Invaders! We're under attack! 379 00:29:39,757 --> 00:29:42,665 Invaders? What are you talking about? It's a lost family. 380 00:29:42,694 --> 00:29:45,464 - But sugar plum... - A family is a family. 381 00:29:45,498 --> 00:29:49,005 That poor child must be starving. I won't have it. 382 00:29:49,034 --> 00:29:51,676 Come and have some... lukewarm soup. 383 00:29:51,703 --> 00:29:54,045 Pay no attention to those big brutes. 384 00:29:54,046 --> 00:29:55,717 Sit down. 385 00:30:04,797 --> 00:30:06,222 Astérix, village warrior. 386 00:30:06,255 --> 00:30:07,531 Anonymus, mosaic artist. 387 00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:11,427 I'd put you up, but my house had a run-in with an acorn. 388 00:30:11,459 --> 00:30:14,367 - A very naughty acorn. - Obélix will sort everything out for you. 389 00:30:14,429 --> 00:30:16,171 Hmm... 390 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,705 - Okay, so what do we do now? - Do about what? 391 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,119 About the Mansions of the Gods, the Roman invasion. 392 00:30:26,176 --> 00:30:27,852 We can't sit here and do nothing! 393 00:30:28,046 --> 00:30:29,886 In the meantime, more buildings are going up, 394 00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:32,386 which means more Romans are on their way. 395 00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:38,131 Right. We have to find a way to get rid of the civilians without thrashing them. 396 00:30:44,264 --> 00:30:46,541 It's time, let's do it. Obélix! 397 00:30:56,644 --> 00:30:59,250 So I raise my horn and toast to your new life 398 00:30:59,313 --> 00:31:00,688 at the Mansions of the Gods. 399 00:31:03,752 --> 00:31:06,559 That's more like it. Finally, the famous Brittany rain. 400 00:31:06,588 --> 00:31:09,660 When I think that back in Rome, it's stifling hot. 401 00:31:19,789 --> 00:31:21,062 - Ave. - 'Morning. 402 00:31:21,110 --> 00:31:22,213 'Morning. 403 00:31:23,441 --> 00:31:27,587 Get your fish fresh as the morning dew! 404 00:31:27,646 --> 00:31:29,523 How much is your mackerel, sir? 405 00:31:29,548 --> 00:31:30,850 - Uh... 1 sesterce? - 1 sesterce? 406 00:31:30,882 --> 00:31:33,725 In Rome, they charge 5, and it's not as fresh. 407 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:37,899 5?! Not here, no, no, no... Here, it's... 1... 408 00:31:38,124 --> 00:31:40,894 Maybe because we're right by the sea! 409 00:31:40,926 --> 00:31:42,716 Well, in Rome, aren't we right by the sea? 410 00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:44,690 In Rome, we're by the sea, but it's dirty. 411 00:31:44,765 --> 00:31:46,769 - I'll take three. - Yes! 412 00:31:52,272 --> 00:31:54,842 Hmm! You proud of yourself? 413 00:31:54,942 --> 00:31:56,618 What? I should've refused to sell the Romans? 414 00:31:56,643 --> 00:31:58,848 You want me to starve the poor kid? Is that it? 415 00:31:58,914 --> 00:32:01,219 Do you realize, if you were in Rome, 416 00:32:01,249 --> 00:32:03,718 you could sell those fish for 5 sesterces apiece? 417 00:32:03,752 --> 00:32:07,261 If you were in Rome, we'd be rid of that toxic stench. 418 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,901 Incomplete. Denied. Next! 419 00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:22,579 - What's going on out there? - I don't know, it's too dark! 420 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,313 - What's going on? Do you know? - No, can't see a thing! 421 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:30,892 Oh, well, let's get some sleep, we might as well. 422 00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:33,553 Nothing could ever be worse than Rome! 423 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:36,828 At least here, we've got the Brittany rain to cool us off! 424 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:38,568 Ave. 425 00:32:38,592 --> 00:32:40,633 - 'Morning. - 'Morning. 426 00:32:40,695 --> 00:32:46,635 Step right up! Mansions of the Gods special offer, 4 sesterces a mackerel! 4! 427 00:32:46,701 --> 00:32:48,305 Cheaper than Rome! 428 00:32:48,336 --> 00:32:50,414 Oh, that knick-knack is divine! 429 00:32:50,439 --> 00:32:53,446 Well, it's no ordinary knick-knack. 430 00:32:53,475 --> 00:32:58,286 It happens to be an authentic shield who belonged to Vercingetorix himself. 431 00:32:58,314 --> 00:33:01,723 Hey! How much junk do you make a week that belonged to Vercingetorix himself? 432 00:33:01,786 --> 00:33:05,395 Your fish is about as fresh as a mummy in a tomb! 433 00:33:07,323 --> 00:33:08,830 File incomplete! 434 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:10,537 Denied! Next! 435 00:33:18,175 --> 00:33:20,175 What's going on, do you know? 436 00:33:20,254 --> 00:33:22,277 I don't know, it's too dark. 437 00:33:22,308 --> 00:33:24,977 Oh, well, let's get some sleep, we might as well. 438 00:33:25,011 --> 00:33:27,580 Anyway, nothing could ever be worse than Rome. 439 00:33:27,613 --> 00:33:29,820 And we've got the rain to cool us off, at least! 440 00:33:31,924 --> 00:33:32,590 Ave. 441 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:34,188 'Morning. 442 00:33:37,991 --> 00:33:38,951 How much do you want? 443 00:33:38,993 --> 00:33:41,902 Mansions of the Gods special: 40 sesterces. 444 00:33:41,998 --> 00:33:43,937 If that piece of junk had belonged to Vercingetorix, 445 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,903 it'd be worth at least triple, you Knucklehead! 446 00:33:45,935 --> 00:33:48,377 First of all, I charge what I want! 447 00:33:48,404 --> 00:33:50,911 And second of all, what's 40 times three again? 448 00:33:50,974 --> 00:33:54,519 120. And at that price, a bargain! 449 00:33:54,579 --> 00:33:55,653 Ah! Unbelievable! 450 00:33:55,679 --> 00:33:58,687 Just say that fish of yours belonged to Vercingetorix, 451 00:33:58,781 --> 00:34:00,787 'cause it sure smells like him! 452 00:34:04,488 --> 00:34:06,493 Bravo! 453 00:34:07,626 --> 00:34:09,330 Next, please! 454 00:34:13,999 --> 00:34:17,508 We got it! We got it! We got it! 455 00:34:19,339 --> 00:34:22,611 Mansions of the Gods, here we come! 456 00:34:31,624 --> 00:34:32,931 Good day, good day. 457 00:34:32,984 --> 00:34:34,797 Oh, my! Ha, ha! Good day. 458 00:34:36,471 --> 00:34:37,788 My pleasure. 459 00:34:37,827 --> 00:34:39,920 Nice work, boys, well done. 460 00:34:39,973 --> 00:34:43,193 Impressive, Anglaigus. Very impressive. 461 00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:44,467 And you finished on schedule. 462 00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:46,743 Well, it wasn't all smooth sailing, Senator. 463 00:34:46,770 --> 00:34:49,613 He's showing off now, but you should've seen his face last week. 464 00:34:49,674 --> 00:34:52,716 - Boy, did he get his toga in a twist! - You done yet? 465 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,793 - Centurion? - No, no, not now, later. 466 00:34:54,813 --> 00:34:58,013 - Except that later, the Senator will be gone. - What is it? 467 00:34:58,053 --> 00:35:00,793 It's just that... I promised to free them, but it's not really in my power. 468 00:35:00,819 --> 00:35:03,308 You actually promised the slaves you'd set them free? 469 00:35:03,328 --> 00:35:06,888 And he paid them! And he gave each one an apartment in the Mansions of the Gods! 470 00:35:06,911 --> 00:35:09,988 - What? - What can I say? I hate conflict. 471 00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:11,948 Leave it to me. 472 00:35:15,295 --> 00:35:17,054 Slaves! 473 00:35:17,095 --> 00:35:20,681 By the powers vested in me by Caesar, the Senate, the people of Rome and whatnot, 474 00:35:20,709 --> 00:35:24,616 I, Senator Caius Habius Prospectus, badabing, set you free. 475 00:35:24,679 --> 00:35:26,883 - We're free now? For real? - Yes. 476 00:35:27,982 --> 00:35:30,087 Wonderful! We really appreciate it, don't we? 477 00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:33,994 Great! Oh, may I remind you to hand in the keys to your apartments? 478 00:35:34,058 --> 00:35:37,766 But we were under the impression they'd been given to us. 479 00:35:37,794 --> 00:35:40,501 When you were still slaves. But alas, no more. 480 00:35:40,531 --> 00:35:43,803 Now, you have to pay rent. It costs 15 sesterces a week... 481 00:35:43,835 --> 00:35:44,973 - 15 sesterces? - Mm-hmm. 482 00:35:45,001 --> 00:35:46,844 - That's a hefty sum. - But the good news is, 483 00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:50,146 it just so happens we have positions currently available in construction. 484 00:35:50,175 --> 00:35:52,846 The salary is... 15 sesterces per week. 485 00:35:52,879 --> 00:35:56,085 - Do you accept? - It's an... interesting proposition... 486 00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:58,321 Done! You're hired! 487 00:35:58,388 --> 00:36:02,048 Um... Anglaigus, shouldn't your workers be working? 488 00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:03,495 Enough loafing around! 489 00:36:03,557 --> 00:36:06,665 What do you lazy bums think Caesar pays you for? 490 00:36:06,726 --> 00:36:09,634 Get your butts back to the construction site and get to work! 491 00:36:09,664 --> 00:36:12,598 I call that slavery. 492 00:36:14,019 --> 00:36:15,973 Hmm... I have to admit, you're very effective. 493 00:36:16,005 --> 00:36:18,674 No... I am a senator. 494 00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:24,518 Step right up! Brand new antiques! 10% off! 495 00:36:24,547 --> 00:36:27,616 If it's ancient you want, come to the expert, ladies! 496 00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:30,062 A father and son business since Vercingetorix! 497 00:36:30,085 --> 00:36:32,629 7 sesterces a mackerel! 7! 498 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:35,830 6-99 sesterces a mackerel! 6.99 sesterces! 499 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:39,834 Buy three mackerels, get three free! 500 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,604 That's... six mackerels for a total of... I don't know anymore! 501 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:45,643 No, it's my shield! The answer is no! It's not for sale! 502 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:46,774 Even for 400 sesterces? 503 00:36:46,804 --> 00:36:50,014 Is it a gift? I'll wrap it for ya. Right this way. 504 00:36:50,044 --> 00:36:52,985 Don't forget your change! As usual, the lemons are free! 505 00:36:53,012 --> 00:36:56,156 - Enjoy! - Thanks. I hope they're organic... 506 00:36:56,183 --> 00:36:59,892 - Give us a couple of fish, will ya? - That's a first. You eat fish, now? 507 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:05,385 We're forced to. There's not a wild boar left in the forest, thanks to this nonsense. 508 00:37:05,439 --> 00:37:08,405 - That'll be 14 sesterces. - What? You're joking! 509 00:37:08,425 --> 00:37:11,272 My poor Astérix, you know it breaks my heart to raise my prices. 510 00:37:11,332 --> 00:37:13,538 That said, we're barely more expensive than Rome. 511 00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:15,648 That's outrageous! Drop your price this instant! 512 00:37:15,705 --> 00:37:17,308 Drop my price? What for? 513 00:37:17,406 --> 00:37:20,714 Even at 7 sesterces, my mackerel is selling like hot antiques! 514 00:37:21,877 --> 00:37:23,550 I'll take one. 515 00:37:23,572 --> 00:37:25,979 - One mackerel for two? - That's right. 516 00:37:31,654 --> 00:37:34,899 And the fish, we just leave it? 'Cause we really have nothing left to eat. 517 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,164 It's none of my business, but... 518 00:37:44,604 --> 00:37:47,409 Have you all totally lost your minds? 519 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:50,381 The great Astérix won't let us harm civilians. 520 00:37:50,410 --> 00:37:52,817 And then when we welcome them, he makes us... 521 00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:54,956 It's insanity! 7 sesterces for a mackerel? 522 00:37:55,216 --> 00:37:58,424 You need to stop this nonsense now and start helping us! 523 00:37:58,485 --> 00:37:59,787 Help you do what, for Gaul's sake? 524 00:37:59,821 --> 00:38:02,624 Help us find a way to make the Romans go back to Rome 525 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,828 so we can demolish the Mansions of the Gods! 526 00:38:05,961 --> 00:38:09,906 That's right! And to demolish the Mansions of the Gods, they need to be empty! 527 00:38:09,965 --> 00:38:11,304 But... they're our customers. 528 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,576 Romans are the future of the antiques business. 529 00:38:13,637 --> 00:38:16,880 Oh, come on, Astérix, what's the harm in boosting business a little? 530 00:38:16,907 --> 00:38:20,450 The harm is that you all turned into avaricious morons! 531 00:38:20,543 --> 00:38:23,384 Not true! We were already morons way before the Romans came! 532 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:26,790 That's right! And we can't be avaricious, we don't know what it means. 533 00:38:28,019 --> 00:38:31,289 If that's how you feel about it, I won't bother you any longer. 534 00:38:31,322 --> 00:38:32,460 Oh, good. 535 00:38:32,489 --> 00:38:34,833 Because I'm moving to the Mansions of the Gods! 536 00:38:34,862 --> 00:38:36,802 - What? - I'm moving, too. 537 00:38:36,829 --> 00:38:37,682 And so am I. 538 00:38:37,729 --> 00:38:42,642 I refuse to stay a second longer in a village I don't recognize anymore! 539 00:38:47,274 --> 00:38:50,517 Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you think this might be an ideal time 540 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,456 for a farewell song? 541 00:38:56,486 --> 00:38:59,592 In that case, goodbye! I'm off to the Mansions of the Gods! 542 00:38:59,621 --> 00:39:02,464 Unlike you, Romans appreciate artists. And I'll tell you this... 543 00:39:02,490 --> 00:39:05,299 Assurancetourix? Come now or never. 544 00:39:05,328 --> 00:39:07,797 In short, I'm outraged! 545 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,624 - Roman, we want an apartment. - An apartment? 546 00:39:25,685 --> 00:39:27,861 Look, just leave, I don't want a scene. 547 00:39:27,886 --> 00:39:30,293 There won't be a scene, we just want an apartment. 548 00:39:30,322 --> 00:39:32,411 I'm afraid that's... impossible. 549 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:36,571 Oh, hello, hello, hello, hello! 550 00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,603 Welcome to the Mansions of the Gods! 551 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:41,301 - It is with great pleasure... - What? 552 00:39:43,837 --> 00:39:46,644 Anglaigus, you're even more stupid than you look. 553 00:39:46,673 --> 00:39:50,647 We... we can't have Gauls living here. What will Caesar say? 554 00:39:51,981 --> 00:39:55,425 What will Caesar say if he finds out Gauls want to live like Romans? 555 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:58,589 What will Caesar say if he finds out those fools deserted their village? 556 00:39:58,621 --> 00:40:01,028 - Huh? - What will Caesar say when he realizes 557 00:40:01,059 --> 00:40:03,664 his plan is working much better than expected? 558 00:40:03,727 --> 00:40:07,099 - It's just, there's no more room left. - Make room, then. 559 00:40:07,332 --> 00:40:09,472 Okay, no problem! 560 00:40:09,567 --> 00:40:11,507 I'm sure we can arrange that. 561 00:40:11,601 --> 00:40:14,973 Yeah, well you better watch out! Hercules is on the way! 562 00:40:15,005 --> 00:40:17,978 All moved in. At long last, we have a home. 563 00:40:18,010 --> 00:40:19,987 There! Barn! Take that! 564 00:40:20,013 --> 00:40:21,388 Come right in! 565 00:40:34,508 --> 00:40:36,971 - Well, what do we do now? - Any ideas, Astérix? 566 00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:39,403 Not yet. I'll have to sleep on it. 567 00:40:41,671 --> 00:40:45,039 This house is a little strange. It's square like a box. 568 00:40:45,105 --> 00:40:46,813 It's called an apartment, Obélix. 569 00:40:46,843 --> 00:40:49,984 If only we knew which box Mischiefus and his parents were in, 570 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,854 we could drop in and say hello. 571 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,731 Splendid. 572 00:41:04,761 --> 00:41:08,909 Splendid, indeed. The poison is starting to spread. 573 00:41:09,854 --> 00:41:12,479 It's time to strike! Spread the word in Brittany. 574 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,675 Tell each and every Gaul rebel 575 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:18,784 that a luxury apartment awaits them at the Mansions of the Gods. 576 00:41:18,838 --> 00:41:20,878 Rent free for life. 577 00:41:47,844 --> 00:41:52,017 Beautiful luxury apartments are now available for every Gaul villager 578 00:41:52,048 --> 00:41:56,312 absolutely rent-free at the Mansions of the... Gods? 579 00:41:56,352 --> 00:41:57,157 Free luxury apartments? 580 00:41:57,189 --> 00:42:01,863 Well, if it means not seeing your ugly faces, I'll move there no later than today! 581 00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:03,899 Be my guest! I'll give you a head start! 582 00:42:03,928 --> 00:42:06,699 I think a good dose of civilization is just what I need. 583 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,472 I've had it with trinkets and mackerel. 584 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:11,913 But I'm the village chief, sugar plum! We can't move to the Mansions of the Gods! 585 00:42:11,939 --> 00:42:13,540 Ha! Didn't say I'd take you along. 586 00:42:13,607 --> 00:42:16,007 Don't let us keep you, big shot! Go boss the Romans around! 587 00:42:16,009 --> 00:42:18,152 - Who said that? - Why don't you all move there? 588 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:21,148 Good riddance! And don't forget to take your phony antiques! 589 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:24,654 Take your rotten fish while you're at it! Leave it to the professionals! 590 00:42:24,685 --> 00:42:26,990 I've had it with all you crooks and paddlers! 591 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,163 - Oh, so I'm a crook? - You're a paddler! 592 00:42:29,192 --> 00:42:33,600 - Look who's talking, trinket trafficker! - Fishmonger! 593 00:42:43,206 --> 00:42:45,713 Alright then, now what? I just sing? 594 00:42:45,743 --> 00:42:47,211 Yes! Nice and loud! 595 00:42:47,212 --> 00:42:50,483 Are you sure I shouldn't start off with something more low-key? 596 00:42:50,582 --> 00:42:52,522 - You know, ease into it? - No, no, no, no! 597 00:42:52,584 --> 00:42:55,825 You need to sing at the top of your lungs! It has to be powerful! 598 00:42:55,826 --> 00:42:59,666 It's a new audience! Give them something they won't forget! 599 00:42:59,691 --> 00:43:01,695 Right... Powerful it is. 600 00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:57,292 - What in Gaul's name are you doing here? - After much deliberation, 601 00:43:57,324 --> 00:43:59,794 we have decided to move to the Mansions of the Gods 602 00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:03,003 - in order to satisfy our customers. - And for their sake, 603 00:44:03,030 --> 00:44:05,409 we will discourage any attempt at a welcoming song. 604 00:44:05,432 --> 00:44:08,076 Please note that the projectile just used for that purpose 605 00:44:08,101 --> 00:44:12,414 - is a 7-sesterce top quality mackerel. - Come on, lads, let's go! 606 00:44:17,213 --> 00:44:19,417 Gauls sure are a crazy bunch. 607 00:44:19,481 --> 00:44:21,359 Did it stop or did I go deaf? 608 00:44:21,385 --> 00:44:23,561 Let's go back. Take the bags upstairs. 609 00:44:39,172 --> 00:44:40,348 Obélix? 610 00:44:40,373 --> 00:44:42,349 Ah, there you are! 611 00:44:44,793 --> 00:44:46,511 I hope you don't mind. 612 00:44:46,545 --> 00:44:49,516 - We had nowhere else to go, I'm afraid. - We don't mind at all. 613 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,389 Get me a dozen, will ya? 614 00:45:34,767 --> 00:45:36,443 Forward, lads! 615 00:45:38,738 --> 00:45:39,676 Come on! 616 00:46:04,467 --> 00:46:05,570 Ave! 617 00:46:50,519 --> 00:46:52,834 Now follow me as we move on to the next monument. 618 00:46:52,874 --> 00:46:55,052 Stay in the group, no straddlers. 619 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:57,831 No straddlers! 620 00:47:00,429 --> 00:47:03,740 Come on, knock these down too! And that one too! 621 00:47:03,768 --> 00:47:07,275 Now, to your left. I said left, left! Your other left! 622 00:47:21,323 --> 00:47:22,456 I'm hungry. 623 00:47:36,069 --> 00:47:37,545 Now, what was I saying? 624 00:47:37,571 --> 00:47:39,613 - When? Before? - Now, just now. 625 00:47:39,707 --> 00:47:42,651 Just now, you were laughing very loudly in a diabolical way. 626 00:47:42,678 --> 00:47:44,482 - Maniacal, I would say. - No, before that! 627 00:47:44,483 --> 00:47:47,690 Oh, before? Well, that's asking a little too much... 628 00:47:47,783 --> 00:47:50,558 - You said "at last", I believe. - Oh yes! At last! 629 00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:52,797 At last, I have the Gauls where I want them. 630 00:47:52,822 --> 00:47:57,796 After years of humiliation, a taste of Roman civilization solved our problem. 631 00:47:57,797 --> 00:48:00,536 - We conquered the Gauls! - Brilliant, O Caesar! 632 00:48:00,564 --> 00:48:03,773 - We defeated them once and for all! - No! We cannot declare victory 633 00:48:03,835 --> 00:48:08,175 until every single miserable hut in that village is destroyed. 634 00:48:11,477 --> 00:48:12,715 Change of plan! 635 00:48:14,379 --> 00:48:16,785 We have a village to raze. 636 00:48:19,986 --> 00:48:23,029 - It is diabolical. - No, maniacal... 637 00:48:29,796 --> 00:48:33,507 That way! 638 00:48:34,602 --> 00:48:36,106 - Did you see one? - No. 639 00:48:36,171 --> 00:48:38,612 - Then why did we turn? - To try somewhere else. 640 00:48:38,673 --> 00:48:42,044 There was nothing back there. Over there! That way, that way! 641 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:46,888 - Whoa! Watch out! - Oh! 642 00:48:49,186 --> 00:48:51,856 - You see one? - No, still no boars in sight. 643 00:48:52,788 --> 00:48:54,766 They all left to get away from the construction. 644 00:48:54,767 --> 00:48:56,600 Well, there might be a couple left. 645 00:49:02,633 --> 00:49:03,709 Hold on... 646 00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:15,648 What's wrong? 647 00:49:15,649 --> 00:49:18,820 I... I feel a bit tired all of a sudden. 648 00:49:18,886 --> 00:49:21,591 I gotta rest a few minutes. I'm not feeling so well. 649 00:49:21,621 --> 00:49:23,928 - That is because you're hungry. - You think so? 650 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:26,664 Doesn't this happen when you go too long without eating? 651 00:49:26,694 --> 00:49:29,199 I don't know. I never go too long without eating. 652 00:49:29,464 --> 00:49:32,807 Then don't move! I'll get you a boar all by myself. 653 00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:36,680 - I'll be right back! - Don't go too far, okay? 654 00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:40,747 Mischiefus! 655 00:49:48,232 --> 00:49:49,629 Idéfix! 656 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,775 Charge! 657 00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:06,510 Hey, what is the matter with you? 658 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:09,511 I'll tell you what the matter is: we're on strike! 659 00:50:09,543 --> 00:50:11,247 - Indefinitely! - And unanimously! 660 00:50:11,511 --> 00:50:12,551 What the...? 661 00:50:12,579 --> 00:50:14,958 We consider this assault to be potentially dangerous! 662 00:50:15,016 --> 00:50:17,858 You gotta be kidding me. It's an assault! We're razing a village! 663 00:50:17,859 --> 00:50:22,063 We demand that occupational health and safety regulations be respected and enforced! 664 00:50:22,091 --> 00:50:23,967 We demand guarantees! 665 00:50:23,991 --> 00:50:26,965 Until that old druid is captured, we stay on strike! 666 00:50:26,997 --> 00:50:30,267 Otherwise, the Gauls have the magic potion! It's unacceptable! 667 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:31,634 Is this a joke? 668 00:50:31,668 --> 00:50:35,681 While we're at it, we demand to be treated with courtesy and respect! 669 00:50:36,974 --> 00:50:40,319 The tone you use when giving orders is intolerable! And a violation of... 670 00:50:49,455 --> 00:50:50,257 The soldiers! 671 00:50:50,288 --> 00:50:53,260 - They're gonna... - Destroy the village, yes, I know. I heard. 672 00:50:54,158 --> 00:50:56,001 "Raze the village". 673 00:50:56,063 --> 00:50:59,834 The exact wording of the order from Rome was "raze the village". 674 00:50:59,901 --> 00:51:03,106 - Seize them both! - Hold on, Centurion. What about our demands? 675 00:51:03,135 --> 00:51:05,278 What? Come on, it's the druid! 676 00:51:05,339 --> 00:51:07,718 You wanted him, boom! He's handed to you on a platter! 677 00:51:07,776 --> 00:51:09,980 - What more do you need? - For one, we're still negotiating 678 00:51:10,012 --> 00:51:11,892 our free apartments at the Mansions of the Gods. 679 00:51:11,912 --> 00:51:14,678 And you haven't addressed the issue of courtesy! 680 00:51:15,251 --> 00:51:18,094 Arrest them, by Juno! 681 00:51:19,854 --> 00:51:22,297 Using that tone will only make matters worse. 682 00:51:25,094 --> 00:51:26,972 O... O... That's it. 683 00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:31,845 O, Caesar, no earthly monument could ever rise high enough... 684 00:51:31,902 --> 00:51:34,345 High enough to rival your... 685 00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,685 Hey, what's this? I can't have this in here. 686 00:51:38,776 --> 00:51:41,848 Yeah, well, it's not my fault a certain someone forgot to build a dungeon. 687 00:51:41,881 --> 00:51:44,258 That's no reason to dump a cage in my entrance hall. 688 00:51:44,315 --> 00:51:46,321 We have orders to keep the prisoners inside 689 00:51:46,385 --> 00:51:49,328 where the Gauls won't find them and there's no room anywhere else. 690 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:51,262 This can't be happening. 691 00:51:51,324 --> 00:51:53,865 An entrance hall with a cage in it is not okay! 692 00:51:57,731 --> 00:52:00,038 High enough... high enough... 693 00:52:00,902 --> 00:52:04,173 High enough to rival the greatness of Caesar. 694 00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,416 Of Caesar! 695 00:52:10,211 --> 00:52:13,155 Don't worry, Mischiefus, someone will come rescue us. 696 00:52:13,215 --> 00:52:16,359 I'm not worried. When Obélix finds us, they'll be sorry. 697 00:52:16,387 --> 00:52:19,193 But how do we let them know we're here? 698 00:52:20,024 --> 00:52:21,262 I know how... 699 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,066 Please accept this modest banquet as a... 700 00:52:25,863 --> 00:52:27,304 token of... a token... 701 00:52:27,365 --> 00:52:30,110 Hey! Hey, you! Quiet, up there! 702 00:52:30,901 --> 00:52:32,041 A token of... 703 00:52:33,907 --> 00:52:34,945 Hercules... 704 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:44,426 Yes! 705 00:52:44,483 --> 00:52:47,654 You're even smarter than I thought, Mischiefus. 706 00:52:56,698 --> 00:53:00,308 There's no way I can negotiate free housing for all of you at the Mansions of the Gods! 707 00:53:00,368 --> 00:53:02,875 - Well, you did it for the slaves. - We could even consider 708 00:53:02,905 --> 00:53:04,781 - bringing our families from Rome. - What? 709 00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:06,748 I haven't seen my wife in 22 years! 710 00:53:06,776 --> 00:53:09,746 My wife was pregnant when I left and now I'm a grandfather! 711 00:53:09,779 --> 00:53:12,122 Does family mean nothing to you, Centurion?! 712 00:53:21,564 --> 00:53:23,005 Mischiefus! 713 00:53:23,019 --> 00:53:26,091 By Toutatis, I'm hungry. Mischiefus! 714 00:53:26,897 --> 00:53:29,897 Mischiefus! Mischiefus! 715 00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:36,080 Mischiefus? Mischiefus? 716 00:53:36,909 --> 00:53:38,251 Panoramix? 717 00:53:38,252 --> 00:53:41,317 Anonymus, Astérix, look what I found! 718 00:53:42,951 --> 00:53:44,755 Something's happened to Mischiefus! 719 00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:47,492 Don't worry, Mischiefus is safe. He's with Obe... 720 00:53:48,156 --> 00:53:49,195 Obélix? 721 00:53:49,224 --> 00:53:52,833 Please tell me Mischiefus is with you! Did he come home? 722 00:53:52,861 --> 00:53:54,365 - We have to search the riverbanks! - Hurry! 723 00:53:54,396 --> 00:53:56,475 Obélix! Stay and guard the village! 724 00:53:56,499 --> 00:53:59,944 I'm coming with you! Wait for me, wait for me! 725 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:02,909 Obélix! 726 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:05,217 Obélix! 727 00:54:23,964 --> 00:54:26,369 I never heard of a legion living in luxury accommodations 728 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,170 with their wives and kids earning 22 asses a day! 729 00:54:29,202 --> 00:54:32,911 - I don't earn half that in a week! - Centurion, we've got a much bigger problem. 730 00:54:32,941 --> 00:54:35,848 - Gluttenus Maximus. - Gluteus Maximus? 731 00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:39,223 - No, the Gluttenus Maximus. - What's Gluttenus Maximus? 732 00:54:39,248 --> 00:54:42,448 The big, fat Gaul who's super strong without the potion! He's still on the loose! 733 00:54:42,451 --> 00:54:45,996 And as long as he's on the loose, we stay on strike. He's too dangerous. 734 00:54:46,088 --> 00:54:49,298 If you would just do your job, he wouldn't be on the loose! 735 00:54:53,029 --> 00:54:55,499 - Just lost a point for courtesy. - Now listen! 736 00:54:55,532 --> 00:54:56,973 - You... - Hungry... 737 00:55:04,108 --> 00:55:06,577 Don't do that, Centurion, you'll wake him up! 738 00:55:08,245 --> 00:55:10,953 Accept this modest repast... 739 00:55:11,017 --> 00:55:12,920 No, this modest banquet. 740 00:55:12,951 --> 00:55:15,230 Fabulous! So whenever you have prisoners, 741 00:55:15,255 --> 00:55:17,597 - you just dump them in my entrance hall? - Shh! 742 00:55:17,624 --> 00:55:20,133 Keep your voice down, Architect, you'll wake him up. 743 00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:23,893 We have orders to lock him up. If the Gauls find him, our goose is cooked. 744 00:55:23,913 --> 00:55:25,466 Good God, they've got Obélix. 745 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,002 That's what you said about the other two dangling above my mosaic! 746 00:55:28,101 --> 00:55:29,909 Your mosaic stinks! It's sloppy work! 747 00:55:29,973 --> 00:55:31,961 - Shut up! - My dad said so! 748 00:55:32,027 --> 00:55:35,871 Be quiet, by Minerva. We need to put him somewhere secure. 749 00:55:35,886 --> 00:55:37,581 Far from this noise. 750 00:56:36,512 --> 00:56:38,716 I don't understand! We searched the riverbanks! 751 00:56:38,748 --> 00:56:41,091 - Where's Mischiefus? - I guess... we must have... 752 00:56:41,150 --> 00:56:43,757 passed him without noticing... 753 00:56:43,821 --> 00:56:47,765 - Hey! What's the plan? - The same thing in the opposite direction! 754 00:56:47,791 --> 00:56:49,632 Keep your eyes peeled, this time! 755 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,472 Dulcia, wait for me! 756 00:56:58,770 --> 00:56:59,945 We should be in bed. 757 00:56:59,971 --> 00:57:02,514 I hope they didn't wake us up at dawn for diddly-squat. 758 00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:05,147 Yeah, the visit to the dolmens wasn't so early last time. 759 00:57:05,178 --> 00:57:07,779 Alright, everyone, I'd like you all to gather round. 760 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:09,700 I hope they plan to serve refreshments this time. 761 00:57:09,717 --> 00:57:11,759 At least we won't die of thirst, we brought water. 762 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:13,059 I'd like your full attention. 763 00:57:13,086 --> 00:57:16,731 I know it's very early, but today, we have the rare opportunity 764 00:57:16,757 --> 00:57:20,264 to witness a unique and quite possibly historic event. 765 00:57:39,783 --> 00:57:44,231 Charge... please! 766 00:57:47,894 --> 00:57:50,735 Archers, on my command! 767 00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:55,662 Would you be so kind as to fire! 768 00:58:10,819 --> 00:58:14,025 - Well, don't just stand there! Do something! - Just what do you want me to do anyway? 769 00:58:14,054 --> 00:58:16,097 I don't know! Make it stop, talk to the centurion! 770 00:58:16,158 --> 00:58:17,661 What centurion? 771 00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:04,713 Would you please seize that midget? 772 00:59:05,553 --> 00:59:06,952 What? I said please! 773 00:59:06,981 --> 00:59:09,787 If the enemy has the magic potion, we refuse to fight! 774 00:59:09,817 --> 00:59:12,360 That's why we locked the druid up at the Mansions of the Gods! 775 00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:13,625 No druid, no potion! 776 00:59:13,690 --> 00:59:15,294 - The druid? What druid? - Our druid? 777 00:59:15,326 --> 00:59:16,365 And the fatso too! 778 00:59:16,394 --> 00:59:18,998 - Fatso? What fatso? - Our fatso? 779 00:59:19,029 --> 00:59:21,635 Well, whatever it is he just drank, it wasn't a Piña Colada! 780 00:59:21,698 --> 00:59:24,669 Come on, he's bluffing! Don't fall for it! It's baloney! 781 00:59:24,702 --> 00:59:26,042 Baloney? In a bottle? 782 00:59:26,069 --> 00:59:28,777 Just who do you take us for anyway, Centurion? 783 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,181 You think that we're just lambs for the slaughter, huh? 784 00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:34,316 Okay... if you want a job done... 785 00:59:36,382 --> 00:59:37,959 you gotta do it yourself. 786 00:59:37,985 --> 00:59:41,829 I'm all for dialogue, talking is fine, but you gotta know when to say stop. 787 00:59:49,730 --> 00:59:52,071 So, we have superhuman strength now, do we? 788 00:59:52,133 --> 00:59:55,842 How about I punch you in the face and you tell me if it's superhuman enough? 789 00:59:55,871 --> 00:59:58,431 Well, go ahead, I don't recall you ever waiting for permission. 790 00:59:59,409 --> 01:00:03,350 I'd love to, but I'm saving my first punch for Roman civilians! 791 01:00:03,351 --> 01:00:05,150 Those Roman civilians, to be exact. 792 01:00:06,050 --> 01:00:09,091 Look at you, strutting around in those ridiculous clothes! 793 01:00:09,152 --> 01:00:10,791 Roman civilians? That's harsh! 794 01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:14,769 Some chief you are, Abraracourix! I'll teach you to desert your village, 795 01:00:14,793 --> 01:00:15,768 - you traitor! - Say what? 796 01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:18,701 I'll teach you to desert your village, you traitor. 797 01:00:18,797 --> 01:00:20,137 I got that, but what are you getting at? 798 01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:21,903 I'm gonna punch you in the face 799 01:00:21,965 --> 01:00:24,810 with the extra strength power from the magic potion! 800 01:00:26,070 --> 01:00:28,841 Which you just saw me drink! Are you ready? 801 01:00:28,874 --> 01:00:31,917 - Ready for what? - For a punch so powerful, 802 01:00:31,944 --> 01:00:34,889 it'll send you flying to the other side of the forest. 803 01:00:48,096 --> 01:00:51,303 By Toutatis, what power! 804 01:00:51,332 --> 01:00:53,510 Only magic can give a human such strength! 805 01:00:53,769 --> 01:00:56,713 And you're next! Try selling fresh fish, next time! 806 01:01:01,378 --> 01:01:03,283 By Belenos, what a walloping! 807 01:01:03,346 --> 01:01:06,018 And this one's from Vercingetorix himself! 808 01:01:06,885 --> 01:01:08,788 Oh, Brittany! 809 01:01:08,852 --> 01:01:12,496 Your soil soaked with blood heals the wounds of injustice... 810 01:01:12,556 --> 01:01:14,499 My heart yearns for revenge! 811 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,403 Farewell to armistice! 812 01:01:20,365 --> 01:01:22,006 Uh, wait... 813 01:01:22,034 --> 01:01:24,310 So, do they have the magic potion or don't they? 814 01:01:24,335 --> 01:01:27,809 Do they have it? I don't know. I don't know. I have brain fog. 815 01:01:27,842 --> 01:01:30,383 Panoramix and Obélix are at the Mansions of the Gods. 816 01:01:30,477 --> 01:01:32,354 Distract the Romans while I rescue them. 817 01:01:32,379 --> 01:01:35,223 If you only knew, Astérix! I'm so ashamed! 818 01:01:35,249 --> 01:01:36,751 We'll talk about that later! 819 01:01:41,855 --> 01:01:44,462 Fellow Gauls, our beloved village is under siege! 820 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:48,336 Now, more than ever, we must all take a swig of the magic potion! 821 01:01:48,398 --> 01:01:50,175 - Don't overdo it. - I'm not overdoing it! 822 01:01:56,541 --> 01:02:00,450 Centurion, uh... in military terms, what do we do now? 823 01:02:00,479 --> 01:02:04,250 - I don't know, I have brain fog. - The fine mess we're in. 824 01:02:19,839 --> 01:02:20,570 Astérix! 825 01:02:20,601 --> 01:02:22,906 Mischiefus is in this building, but we can't get in! 826 01:02:22,937 --> 01:02:25,607 - You're sure he's in this one? - Trust me, there's nowhere else he could be! 827 01:02:25,806 --> 01:02:28,348 Open this door, by Juno, or I'll knock it down! 828 01:02:28,377 --> 01:02:30,016 - Dad! - Mischiefus! 829 01:02:30,043 --> 01:02:32,222 Reception is closed, by Vesta! 830 01:02:32,281 --> 01:02:33,355 Well, I say it's open! 831 01:02:33,381 --> 01:02:35,522 - Astérix! - Panoramix! 832 01:02:35,550 --> 01:02:37,491 How many of them are in there? 833 01:02:37,492 --> 01:02:40,156 Go away or I'll call security! 834 01:03:16,628 --> 01:03:17,633 But, but... 835 01:03:17,899 --> 01:03:20,441 - Guards! Intruders! - Up here! Look up! 836 01:03:20,468 --> 01:03:22,372 - Mischiefus! - Release the prisoners! 837 01:03:53,272 --> 01:03:56,543 When I say that mosaic has a flaw... 838 01:03:57,108 --> 01:03:58,414 it's because... 839 01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:00,681 that mosaic... 840 01:04:01,948 --> 01:04:03,152 has a... 841 01:04:03,650 --> 01:04:05,025 flaw! 842 01:04:16,698 --> 01:04:17,700 Mischiefus! 843 01:04:18,568 --> 01:04:19,605 You know... 844 01:04:19,669 --> 01:04:23,012 When the owl hoots, someone isn't sleeping. 845 01:04:23,307 --> 01:04:24,481 Oh yeah? Well... 846 01:04:24,539 --> 01:04:28,285 With nothing to say, you keep quiet. Ha, ha! Take that! 847 01:04:29,546 --> 01:04:30,648 - Dad! 848 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:39,029 Tell me what you did with Obélix, Architect! Talk! 849 01:04:39,091 --> 01:04:41,069 We don't have time to look for him, Astérix! 850 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:45,200 We have to make the magic potion immediately, and I'll need everyone's help! 851 01:04:45,231 --> 01:04:46,234 - Ow! 852 01:04:51,338 --> 01:04:55,211 Hey, guys, what happened back there? Didn't you notice I was locked out? 853 01:05:08,188 --> 01:05:11,899 - Come on! You've been jabbering for hours! - Are you going to attack, or aren't you? 854 01:05:11,961 --> 01:05:15,568 Okay, so... suppose we retreat, will you come after us or not? 855 01:05:15,596 --> 01:05:16,876 There's a good chance we will. 856 01:05:17,665 --> 01:05:20,875 Okay, let's vote again. Who votes to retreat? 857 01:05:21,973 --> 01:05:23,449 Who votes to attack? 858 01:05:26,810 --> 01:05:27,784 Alright, retreat. 859 01:05:27,878 --> 01:05:29,584 Oh, no... 860 01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:41,801 Let's go, lads! After them! 861 01:05:46,931 --> 01:05:47,834 Oh! 862 01:05:54,942 --> 01:05:56,918 Hey, you come back here with that salt! 863 01:05:56,977 --> 01:05:59,282 That dog just ran off with my fresh herbs! 864 01:05:59,283 --> 01:06:01,486 That mackerel costs me 7 sesterces! 865 01:06:13,562 --> 01:06:15,642 Yes, that I can use. No, don't need that. 866 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:16,667 And this... 867 01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:19,671 Oh, yes, that'll do. And don't know what that is. 868 01:06:22,272 --> 01:06:24,012 Hurry, Panoramix, hurry! 869 01:06:47,068 --> 01:06:50,412 Hey, why aren't you hiding in your apartment, Centurion? 870 01:06:50,839 --> 01:06:53,582 Because I don't have an apartment, you took them all. 871 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:10,963 They're out of breath. I don't get it. 872 01:07:11,029 --> 01:07:14,335 - Usually, when they come after us... - We never get away. They catch us. 873 01:07:14,365 --> 01:07:15,767 Not proof enough? 874 01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:18,907 What do I need to do to convince you they don't have the magic potion? 875 01:07:19,005 --> 01:07:20,142 Carve it in stone? 876 01:07:24,810 --> 01:07:27,380 Come on, lads, charge... 877 01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:07,758 What in Juno's name is going on here? 878 01:08:24,010 --> 01:08:27,518 Where is he? Oh, there he is! My beloved Caesar! 879 01:08:27,547 --> 01:08:33,920 No earthly monument could ever rise high enough to rival the greatness of Caesar! 880 01:08:33,955 --> 01:08:39,630 Please accept this modest banquet as a token of... of nothing. 881 01:08:39,694 --> 01:08:40,632 That's all I got. 882 01:08:40,728 --> 01:08:43,500 Do you think I came here all the way from Rome just to eat? 883 01:08:43,565 --> 01:08:45,769 Not even a tart or a finger sandwich? 884 01:08:45,801 --> 01:08:47,607 How about a knuckle sandwich? 885 01:08:47,636 --> 01:08:51,045 Now get this garish grub out of my sight and get rid of it! 886 01:09:01,652 --> 01:09:04,031 Hop, hop, hop, hop... When Caesar says get rid of it... 887 01:09:05,655 --> 01:09:06,981 we get rid of it. 888 01:09:07,037 --> 01:09:09,142 Boy, what a waste! 889 01:09:21,048 --> 01:09:22,551 Arrest those rebels at once! 890 01:09:28,049 --> 01:09:30,956 - Panoramix, hurry! - I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying! 891 01:09:34,322 --> 01:09:35,297 But...! 892 01:09:40,463 --> 01:09:42,969 Astérix, no! The potion isn't ready! 893 01:09:43,433 --> 01:09:45,035 The potion isn't ready! 894 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,261 Panoramix! 895 01:10:06,824 --> 01:10:08,728 Go check that out. 896 01:10:33,187 --> 01:10:35,128 It's over, Gaul, you lost. 897 01:10:35,191 --> 01:10:38,198 This time, Rome was mightier than your people. 898 01:10:38,228 --> 01:10:41,599 Surrender and admit defeat. 899 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:45,069 I will never surrender. 900 01:10:45,103 --> 01:10:49,513 Never. I'm Astérix, a warrior... and a Gaul. 901 01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:53,512 That's odd. I was informed the Gauls had all become Romans. 902 01:10:54,146 --> 01:10:56,022 Yes, and it's true! Look! 903 01:10:56,549 --> 01:11:00,494 They have, O Caesar, they have! You've conquered the Gauls once and for all! 904 01:11:00,495 --> 01:11:02,590 Behold your prisoners! 905 01:11:02,657 --> 01:11:04,734 At long last, the moustachioed savages 906 01:11:04,758 --> 01:11:08,703 and their barbarian civilization have been eradicated! 907 01:11:08,727 --> 01:11:11,699 From now on, this stupid, arrogant little warrior 908 01:11:11,733 --> 01:11:16,144 will be keeping his big, fat accomplice company... in the dungeon! 909 01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:30,658 Obélix... 910 01:11:31,354 --> 01:11:35,164 Nobody calls me fat! 911 01:11:46,237 --> 01:11:48,344 Attack! 912 01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:52,820 - Attack! - Attack! 913 01:11:54,113 --> 01:11:57,722 - Attack! - If you would be so kind! 914 01:12:01,355 --> 01:12:04,397 Obélix! Obélix! 915 01:12:04,490 --> 01:12:07,097 Open this door right now! Caesar's orders! 916 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:10,834 What is holding them up out there? Are they coming to help us or not? 917 01:12:15,572 --> 01:12:17,146 I think the answer's yes. 918 01:12:25,782 --> 01:12:27,523 And fire! 919 01:12:27,585 --> 01:12:28,860 Pretty please! 920 01:12:38,164 --> 01:12:40,670 If it's not too much to ask, could you... 921 01:13:00,188 --> 01:13:02,565 The final touch. 922 01:13:14,504 --> 01:13:17,748 You shall not pass! 923 01:13:17,774 --> 01:13:19,715 Give it a rest, you old fart! 924 01:13:22,947 --> 01:13:25,751 Ah... I'm in a pretty pickle, aren't I? 925 01:13:52,414 --> 01:13:55,620 Fellow Gauls, once again, our freedom is under threat! 926 01:13:55,650 --> 01:13:57,327 The devious tentacles of Rome... 927 01:13:57,420 --> 01:13:59,460 Let's get 'em! 928 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:14,909 The Mansions of the Gods hopes you had a pleasant stay in Brittany! Boom! 929 01:14:14,971 --> 01:14:18,516 Please use the exit located at the rear and get your butts back to Rome 930 01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:20,949 because this party is over! 931 01:14:23,883 --> 01:14:26,651 - He's all yours, Obélix! - You better believe he's mine! 932 01:14:26,718 --> 01:14:28,295 - I saw him first! - Really? 933 01:14:28,321 --> 01:14:30,399 Ready, you two? Crossover! 934 01:14:38,299 --> 01:14:39,839 Act like soldiers, for Mars' sake! 935 01:14:44,639 --> 01:14:46,515 I demand to speak to the person in charge! 936 01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:48,719 The person in charge would be Caesar, ma'am. 937 01:15:09,001 --> 01:15:11,470 - What are you still doing here? - It's a long story. 938 01:15:11,504 --> 01:15:13,808 In short, um... when the construction was finished, 939 01:15:13,838 --> 01:15:16,510 a career shift was, uh... the best option. 940 01:15:16,511 --> 01:15:19,879 - And that's when the Romans... - That's all I need to hear! 941 01:15:29,589 --> 01:15:32,433 Wow! Hercules! 942 01:15:49,513 --> 01:15:52,917 Whatever you have in store for me, I hope as a Gaul you'll have the dignity... 943 01:15:52,918 --> 01:15:55,558 - Some nerve to talk of dignity, Julius! - Some nerve? 944 01:15:55,586 --> 01:15:57,890 This Mansions of the Gods business is not like you! 945 01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:00,928 It's deceitful, underhanded and plain old sneaky! Shame on you! 946 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:03,629 What can I say? You get an idea, you try it. 947 01:16:03,696 --> 01:16:06,001 - Sometimes it works... - Sometimes it doesn't! 948 01:16:06,064 --> 01:16:08,934 You're going back to Rome and you're taking the civilians with you! 949 01:16:08,967 --> 01:16:11,673 Remember you owe them luxury accommodations. 950 01:16:11,737 --> 01:16:15,547 And don't forget: there's a village in Brittany that you will never conquer. 951 01:16:15,609 --> 01:16:18,715 Not now or ever! 952 01:16:20,547 --> 01:16:24,356 So be it. Veni, vidi but not vici! 953 01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:28,751 Oh well, you can't vici them all, I suppose. Come on, everyone, back to Rome. 954 01:17:00,926 --> 01:17:04,698 But I always thought that since I fell into the potion as a baby, 955 01:17:04,730 --> 01:17:06,206 I'm not allowed to have any, right? 956 01:17:06,432 --> 01:17:09,202 Yeah, yeah, we know. Just one little drop. 957 01:17:36,532 --> 01:17:40,777 Thanks for everything, Astérix. Rome will seem pretty quiet to us now. 958 01:17:40,778 --> 01:17:41,810 Here, Anonymus. 959 01:17:41,872 --> 01:17:44,614 A little souvenir from Brittany. 960 01:17:44,641 --> 01:17:47,110 Compliments of an old druid from Gaul. 961 01:17:52,651 --> 01:17:54,727 Here, I made you a toy for your collection. 962 01:17:54,786 --> 01:17:58,972 I'm no good at carving. That's all I know how to make. 963 01:18:09,637 --> 01:18:11,477 Mischiefus... 964 01:18:16,210 --> 01:18:18,680 Look out, here it comes! 965 01:18:18,713 --> 01:18:20,389 Hercules Giantstone! 966 01:18:21,416 --> 01:18:23,357 Romans, citizens, 967 01:18:23,385 --> 01:18:26,857 I welcome you tonight to the very first, the one and only 968 01:18:26,889 --> 01:18:28,829 Who wants to be a gladiator! 969 01:18:31,327 --> 01:18:34,471 Alright, listen up. Slim Jim, you start out with the blow to the liver. 970 01:18:34,498 --> 01:18:38,470 Then you turn towards Doughboy over there and give him the catapult slam. 971 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:41,372 I take it Doughboy means me. We all good? 972 01:18:41,438 --> 01:18:43,343 Then he gives you the chinchilla chin lock. 973 01:18:43,375 --> 01:18:45,418 Just go easy, okay? No broken bones. 974 01:18:45,476 --> 01:18:47,682 Uh... what's the chinchilla chin lock again? 975 01:18:47,713 --> 01:18:50,182 You grab his chin and wrench it to the side. 976 01:18:50,215 --> 01:18:51,755 Ah, we've been over it three times! 977 01:18:51,817 --> 01:18:54,686 If you do it like we practised, you won't get hurt, okay? 978 01:18:54,719 --> 01:18:56,561 Uh, we did get hurt when we practised. 979 01:18:56,590 --> 01:18:59,260 - Fine, get hurt, for all I care. - Have it your way. 980 01:18:59,893 --> 01:19:01,667 Let us thank the divine Caesar 981 01:19:01,668 --> 01:19:05,271 for the gla-gla... for the gladi... for the gladiators! 982 01:19:05,299 --> 01:19:08,570 Ave, Caesar! Ave, Caesar! 983 01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:26,629 Get me down! 984 01:19:26,689 --> 01:19:29,798 Get me down at once, or I'll throw you to the lions! 985 01:19:29,893 --> 01:19:34,768 Do you hear me? All 75,000 of you to the lions! 986 01:19:35,493 --> 01:19:38,944 - Pretty impressive. - Who knew Anonymus had such talent. 987 01:19:38,969 --> 01:19:42,879 And look, you're all dressed like Gauls. That takes some imagination. 988 01:19:42,942 --> 01:19:44,544 Here we go again! Sarcasm begins! 989 01:19:44,611 --> 01:19:48,983 I admit it, I dressed like a Roman, but I only did it to get closer to the enemy! 990 01:19:49,014 --> 01:19:51,821 - Exactly. - Hey, we're in Gaul, not Rome! 991 01:19:51,852 --> 01:19:55,596 - Watch your table manners, traitor! - I'm the traitor? 992 01:19:55,656 --> 01:19:57,560 We're invincible! 993 01:19:57,591 --> 01:20:01,364 No, better yet: indomitable, that's what we are! 994 01:20:01,396 --> 01:20:03,939 Indomitable! 995 01:25:31,174 --> 01:25:32,804 So I look him straight in the eye 996 01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:37,281 and I says to him, I says, "Our demands are not negotiable! Periodus!" 997 01:25:38,305 --> 01:26:38,891 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 82052

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