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Ladies and gentlemen,
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friends and family,
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pity invitees--
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are you ready to get
your Bar Mitzvah on?
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Well, then please join me
in welcoming to the stage--
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he entered a boy
but will be leaving a...
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"Entered a boy"
doesn't sound great.
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He came in a--
still not great.
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Let's just welcome to the stage
Mr. Benjamin Feldman!
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So Max is
a Bar Mitzvah emcee now?
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I think they prefer to be called
Bar Mitzvah hype guys.
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I believe it's pronounced
chype guys.
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I did not know
that this was a job.
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Well, Max leads the league
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- in having jobs you didn't
know were jobs. - Mm.
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Remember when he was
a salad bar back?
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Yeah, that was right before
he was a funeral seat filler.
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Oh, Kevin.
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Oh, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
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Oh, Devin!
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Devin, Devin, Devin.
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Oh, Max is bad
at most things he does.
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I can't believe I gifted him
with my virginity.
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- Oh. - You know, he's actually
pretty great out there.
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Okay, everybody,
ready for the dreidel spin!
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- Yeah!
- Okay.
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Yes and yes and yes and yes.
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Guys, this food is so good.
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From now on,
Alex is keeping it kosh!
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Al, what are you doing?
Max said we could only come
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as long as we didn't eat
anything, talk to anyone,
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or flirt with the cute rabbi
who drives a Ferrari
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and chants like a Jewish angel.
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You have done
all of those things.
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He drives a 'rari
and sings like a damn angel.
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Plus, I have always wanted
to marry a Jewish guy.
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They're just, like, so cool,
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with their leather jackets
and their jeans
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and their ability
to turn jukeboxes on and off
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just by punching them.
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Okay, I'm just describing
the Fonz.
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You know, I always thought
I'd end up with a Jewish guy
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until I met
this chocolate anaconda.
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- Ay! Oh.
- Me?
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I think Brad's out there.
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Oh! Whoa! Oh! Whoa! Oh!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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- You know, those two are pretty good
together. - Speaking of good together,
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you know what would be great
with this blintz? Bacon.
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Al, if you're keeping it kosh,
you can't have bacon.
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Even on my cheat days?
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There are no cheat days.
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- Ham?
- Still no.
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Okay. I think I know the answer,
but what about bacon bits?
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It says "bacon" in the name.
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You have an eating disorder.
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Can I still stay friends
with my pig friends?
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Yes, of course.
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Of course.
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Pig friends?
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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You and Dave should
come out with us tonight.
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Brad got tickets to one
of those hologram concerts.
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Hologram Graham Nash is opening
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for Hologram Hall & Oates.
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Well, actually,
it's hologram hall,
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but real-live Oates.
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Uh, we'd love to, but we
kinda got a lot going on.
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Yeah.
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I can see that.
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As a matter of fact,
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Dave and I have a pretty juicy
date night planned.
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Ooh!
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Yeah, my fruit guy Farique
hooked us up
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with some next-level dates,
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so we're gonna stay inside
and house those bad boys.
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Well, gotta go dump out.
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Ha ha!
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Yes!
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So...
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Seems like you and Dave are
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getting comfortable again
pretty quick.
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What's wrong with that?
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Pumpkin, I just don't want
things to end up
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the way they did last time
for you two.
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I'm worried you're falling back
into old patterns.
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I mean, you gotta mix it up
a little, like Brad and I do.
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I'm gonna need to see
your license, registration,
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and proof of penis.
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This is outrageous.
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I'm writing down
your vag number.
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It's number one.
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Yeah, it is.
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Ee! Oh, snap.
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It's the real po-po.
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- Excuse me, miss.
- Wait. Babe?
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- Babe? Babe!
- Miss?
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Turns out those cops were
just another couple,
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had their own thing going on.
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Okay, I appreciate your concern
but Dave and I are fine.
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Okay, we've got plenty
of romance in our relationship.
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False alarm.
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Oh, well.
Something to look forward to.
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Oh! Actually, false alarm
on the false alarm.
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See ya in 25 to 30.
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Yes!
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I get it. We're gross.
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Yeah.
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So you know
that super sweet guy
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- I met at the Bar Mitzvah?
- Mm-hmm.
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Turns out he wasn't just
a little on the short side
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with a hipster mustache.
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- He's 13 and actually tall
for his age. - Oh.
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I guess 5772 isn't gonna be
the year of Penny, either.
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Why is he sending you pictures
of his teeth?
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Because he just got
his braces off.
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It's like, okay, Eli,
we get that you're fired up,
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but act like you've been there.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Speaking of Bar Mitzvahs,
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how awesome were
Max and I yesterday?
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Mmm!
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I mean, people were hanging
on our every move.
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It was like a scene
out of Magic Mike.
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Not that I would know.
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Oh, my God.
I just had the best idea.
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Buy Magic Mike on BluRay?
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No. Well, maybe. But no.
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You two should team up
and hype Bar Mitzvahs together.
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I don't know.
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I mean, I'd have to think
about it because I only
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really, really, really, really,
really wanna do it.
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Look, Brad, you're a good kid,
but I hype alone.
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Max, everyone at the party
was talking about you two.
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If you team up, I bet I could
get you a ton of work.
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You will be the hottest
mixed race dance crew
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since Paula Abdul
and MC Skat Kat.
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He was Persian.
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Sure.
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What the hell?
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Max!
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You beautiful bastard.
You will not regret it.
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But you are gonna have to work.
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I'm talking early mornings,
late nights...
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- Right.
- On-time afternoons.
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- Okay. - You're gonna have to
eat, breathe, dream,
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- and sleep...
- Right.
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Every single move
that I teach you,
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and then--
even then--
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I can't be assured
that you're gonna get it.
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_
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Well, you got it.
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It's possible I oversold
how hard this would be.
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Yeah.
Oh, and check this out.
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I've been working on that
spin move you've been doing.
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- Dreidel-- - No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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That's my signature move.
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No one does the dreidel spin
except DJ Dikembe Mutombo.
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Wait. Why is your name
DJ Dikembe Mutombo?
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Because no one doesn't dance
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in Mutombo's house.
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Not only do I love that,
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but it makes me hate
your regular voice
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and non-Mutombo persona.
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Heh--
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It's for his older brother.
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The Bar Mitzvah boy's
older brother.
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- What?
- Ugh.
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Yeah. The minute I said it,
I realized,
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the older brother's gonna
wanna see more cleave.
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- Um... mnh-mnh.
- Huh?
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- Uh...
- Mmm.
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- What is that move?
- Ooh. Oh, boy.
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Just need the right angle.
It's all about the angle.
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Okay, well,
that's a rough angle.
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Hey, Al, I got some
pretty sick puzzles here!
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If you wanna go with Amish Country,
which is 300 pieces,
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or Mount Rushmore, which is...
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one piece?
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- I bought a place mat.
- Yoo-hoo.
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What you doing?
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I thought we could
repaint the room.
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And if that happens to lead
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to us playfully flicking paint
at each other
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and then making passionate love
on the floor, then so be it.
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How long have you been inhaling
these paint fumes?
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Long enough.
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Okay.
Just gonna open a window.
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I think you should open
your pants window.
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Come on! Let's have fun!
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Aah!
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- Oh, God! It's in my eyes!
- Oh! Aah!
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- My lasiks!
- Oh!
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My asics!
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Wait! Come back!
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I also have
the pottery wheel from Ghost!
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Ooh.
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Maybe I should open a window.
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Don't be shy.
Daddy's gotta carbo load.
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Enjoy the mashed potato.
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Maybe this was a mistake.
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What if I can't hype them up?
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What if they find out
I'm not Jewish?
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Dude, I told them
you were Ethiopian.
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And relax. White people love
black people.
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Why do you think we've been
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wholesale ripping off
your culture for decades?
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It's out of love...
and greed.
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But mostly love...
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of money.
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It's go time.
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- All right, everybody!
- Okay!
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It's time to put down
that challah...
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and get ready to holla...
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for Boyz II Menorah!
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♪ So shy, don't cry ♪
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♪ hide it away ♪
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♪ like a little wallflower ♪
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- ♪ in the shadows of day ♪
- Whoa!
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♪ Now I'm all aboutstepping out into the light ♪
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- You missed.
- ♪ tonight ♪
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♪ tonight ♪
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Oh! Look at that man move!
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This is some good material
for the ol' buzz bank.
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You are not like other
married couples I see on TV.
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From the gentleman at the bar.
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Ooh!
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Oh! Hello.
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Not him. Him.
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Yeah, that makes more sense.
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I don't get it.
What is it about me?
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I am like Jewish boy crack.
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Well, you're a goy
with vaguely semitic looks
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who gives off
a real strong vibe
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that you know your way around
a Handrew Jackson.
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Jane!
You're making me blush!
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- Ha! Yeah!
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Good! Good! Good! Good!
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Ah! Ah!
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Good!
I got a mashed potato cramp.
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- Oy! Oy!
- Ah!
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- Yeah!
- Excuse me. Party starter coming through.
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- Yeah!
- Whew!
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- Whoo!
- Uhh!
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Uhh!
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Okay, everybody,
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it's time for the dreidel spin!
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Dreidel spin!
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Huh! Huh!
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Aah!
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Yes!
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Betrayal!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Hey, dude!
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Ooh. How are the eyes doing?
255
00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,484
Not great.
256
00:09:15,552 --> 00:09:17,819
Not great, but the pain incident
did give me a chance
257
00:09:17,887 --> 00:09:20,322
to dust off me old shades.
258
00:09:20,390 --> 00:09:21,823
Did the doctor
make you wear those?
259
00:09:21,891 --> 00:09:24,293
Um, yeah. Dr. Style.
260
00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:26,995
Okay, well, feast your
plastic-covered eyes on this!
261
00:09:27,063 --> 00:09:29,364
I am whisking you away
for a romantic weekend.
262
00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:30,798
Oh, Al, I'd love to go,
263
00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:32,967
but tomorrow I'm getting
my goatee lined up.
264
00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:34,269
And right now,
I'm in the middle
265
00:09:34,336 --> 00:09:37,238
of responding to a bunch
of nasty reviews on Yelp.
266
00:09:37,306 --> 00:09:39,173
Come on, Dave, okay?
It's gonna be great.
267
00:09:39,241 --> 00:09:42,009
Look, I already packed for you.
268
00:09:42,077 --> 00:09:44,746
Al, all that's in here is
a travel Guess Who?
269
00:09:44,813 --> 00:09:47,080
and a terrifying amount
of condoms.
270
00:09:47,148 --> 00:09:48,815
They're for your penis.
271
00:09:48,883 --> 00:09:51,217
You didn't even pack
any clothes.
272
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,553
Where we're going,
we don't need clothes.
273
00:09:53,621 --> 00:09:55,188
Actually, that's not true.
274
00:09:55,256 --> 00:09:56,623
Where we're going, we're gonna
need a lot of clothes
275
00:09:56,691 --> 00:09:57,857
'cause it's overrun
by Asian tiger mosquitoes.
276
00:09:57,925 --> 00:10:00,126
But we'll be together!
277
00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:01,627
Look, Al, I just think
we should do this
278
00:10:01,695 --> 00:10:04,096
when we can plan it out and take
advantage of travel deals.
279
00:10:04,164 --> 00:10:07,199
Oh! We could go to Florida
and stay with my nana.
280
00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:09,302
There is nothing sexy
about your nana.
281
00:10:09,369 --> 00:10:11,136
Mm. She does all right.
282
00:10:11,204 --> 00:10:14,307
Ugh! Our love is dead!
283
00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:17,375
What's happening?
284
00:10:17,443 --> 00:10:18,443
What's happening is she thinks
you're falling back
285
00:10:18,511 --> 00:10:20,077
into your old patterns,
286
00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:22,246
and that the romance is already
gone from your relationship.
287
00:10:22,315 --> 00:10:24,015
Yeah. What am I gonna do?
288
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,717
Yeow.
Give me a minute to think.
289
00:10:25,785 --> 00:10:27,352
What are those two
talking about?
290
00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,787
I don't know. They got their
own thing going on this week.
291
00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:30,154
So let me get this straight.
292
00:10:30,222 --> 00:10:32,524
You want me to hype
a Bar Mitzvah without Max?
293
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,991
Not me. My client,
Former Alderman Larry Umansky.
294
00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:36,226
No big deal.
295
00:10:36,294 --> 00:10:38,094
- Really not.
- In certain circles.
296
00:10:38,162 --> 00:10:41,465
He saw you perform last week
and he flipped.
297
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:44,802
Only catch is,
he just wants you, not Max.
298
00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:46,337
Ooh.
299
00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:48,138
Boyz II Menorah is a team.
300
00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:49,839
You saw him cramp up
during the hora.
301
00:10:49,906 --> 00:10:51,874
And he was nowhere to be found
when "shout" came on.
302
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,843
No one could get
even the slightest bit louder,
303
00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:56,178
and at no point could anyone
get at all softer.
304
00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:58,314
It was
an even-keeled disaster.
305
00:10:58,382 --> 00:11:00,883
I can't hype without Max.
306
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,852
Fine, but just in case
you change your mind...
307
00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:05,254
8:00, Am Shalom Temple.
308
00:11:05,322 --> 00:11:06,822
Destiny awaits.
309
00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:09,958
Destiny Umansky--
Larry's wife.
310
00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:11,560
She'll be your contact
311
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,095
on all things related
to Jake's rockin' Bar Mitzvah.
312
00:11:14,163 --> 00:11:15,564
Okay, you gotta
do something big.
313
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,265
What is someplace that Alex
has always wanted to visit?
314
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,467
Smurf village.
315
00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:19,768
- Real place.
- Paris.
316
00:11:19,836 --> 00:11:21,502
But honestly,
that is a distant second.
317
00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,203
I think I've got it.
318
00:11:23,271 --> 00:11:25,873
We do a whisk-away,
319
00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,708
but instead of whisking Alex
to Paris,
320
00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:29,543
we whisk Paris...
321
00:11:29,611 --> 00:11:31,612
to Alex.
322
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,947
We can set up your courtyard
like a Parisian bistro.
323
00:11:34,015 --> 00:11:36,684
I can even make
fake plane tickets
324
00:11:36,752 --> 00:11:37,984
and wear a stewardess outfit.
325
00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:39,218
That sounds amazing,
326
00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:40,953
but why would you wear
a stewardess outfit?
327
00:11:41,021 --> 00:11:43,456
Well, either that
or I'm gonna need to change.
328
00:11:43,524 --> 00:11:44,557
Um...
329
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:45,759
She's the sexy stewardess,
330
00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:47,594
and I'm the melancholy
frequent flier
331
00:11:47,661 --> 00:11:49,662
whose entire life can fit
in an overhead compartment.
332
00:11:50,865 --> 00:11:52,465
- Ahh!
- Mmm!
333
00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:54,065
Should've called ahead.
334
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:56,769
I did call ahead, and apparently
it did not make a difference.
335
00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,939
Max? Can I talk to you?
336
00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:02,541
Um...
337
00:12:02,609 --> 00:12:03,909
What are you doing?
338
00:12:05,545 --> 00:12:07,112
I'm trying to find a dunkaroo
I dropped under the couch,
339
00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:09,247
and I gotta get it
before the rats do,
340
00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:11,649
because I will not spend
another Thursday
341
00:12:11,717 --> 00:12:14,218
fighting a rat
for what is rightfully mine!
342
00:12:14,286 --> 00:12:15,953
Do you hear me, rat?!
343
00:12:16,021 --> 00:12:17,555
Although you'd probably take
the rat's side, wouldn't you?
344
00:12:17,623 --> 00:12:19,189
Well, depends on the rat.
345
00:12:19,257 --> 00:12:20,858
You stole my move, Brad!
346
00:12:20,926 --> 00:12:23,594
You knew the dreidel spin was
my thing. You did it anyway.
347
00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:24,929
Look, dude,
I'm sorry about the move,
348
00:12:24,996 --> 00:12:26,963
but I had to do something.
You weren't there.
349
00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:28,131
Oh, come on.
350
00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:29,566
Look, if we just take it
more seriously
351
00:12:29,634 --> 00:12:31,334
and we're, like, a little more
professional, I think--
352
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,537
Oh, you're gonna talk to me
about being professional?
353
00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:37,307
Me? The guy who took an online
class in Bar Mitzvah hype?
354
00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:39,108
That I created...
355
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,010
and paid for
with Dave's credit card.
356
00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:42,277
Didn't you fail that?
357
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,513
Those exams
are racially biased!
358
00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:46,615
When I met you,
you were nothin'.
359
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,417
You were out on the street,
360
00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:50,586
doing underpants stuff
for soup money.
361
00:12:50,654 --> 00:12:52,020
I made you.
362
00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:54,156
Well, you know what?
I'm done.
363
00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:55,558
Yeah? Maybe Boyz II Menorah
is done.
364
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,092
Well, maybe it is!
365
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,860
Well, then maybe we have nothing
left to talk about. Shalom!
366
00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:00,929
Wait. Doesn't that also
mean "hello"?
367
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:03,565
I said shalom, sir!
368
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,871
Hello, Destiny?
369
00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,840
I think we have a date tonight.
370
00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:13,674
Oh, no, no. Not a real date.
371
00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:15,776
No, it's Brad.
The Bar Mitzvah guy?
372
00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:17,277
Yeah.
373
00:13:17,345 --> 00:13:18,812
I'm in.
374
00:13:20,047 --> 00:13:22,148
Wow! This is amazing.
375
00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:24,084
I know. I know.
376
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,453
The only thing missing is Alex.
She should've been here by now.
377
00:13:26,521 --> 00:13:28,755
Well, maybe her store
was really busy.
378
00:13:28,823 --> 00:13:30,957
Mm.
379
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,528
Ohh!
380
00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:37,697
- Just imagine it really busy. Just try.
- Ah!
381
00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:40,232
I can't! I can't do it!
382
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,767
Yeah!
383
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:43,268
Mm, no.
384
00:13:43,336 --> 00:13:44,904
Oh!
385
00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:47,038
- Good times.
- Mm.
386
00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:48,540
Seriously, though,
where the hell is she?
387
00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:50,241
I mean, I sent that invitation
to her store hours ago.
388
00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:52,310
- This is the invite?
- Yeah.
389
00:13:52,378 --> 00:13:54,913
A fake plane ticket
for Love Airlines?
390
00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:57,115
Yeah.
Check out where she's sitting.
391
00:13:57,182 --> 00:13:58,416
Your cockpit.
392
00:13:58,484 --> 00:14:00,886
She's your sister.
393
00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,620
- But well done.
- Mm-hmm.
394
00:14:02,687 --> 00:14:04,555
Wow. This looks
shockingly realistic.
395
00:14:04,623 --> 00:14:06,524
Well, I pride myself
on realism.
396
00:14:06,591 --> 00:14:10,260
You don't think
Alex saw this and thought...
397
00:14:10,328 --> 00:14:11,828
No. There's no way
she would actually--
398
00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:13,230
Well, she can be pretty--
399
00:14:13,297 --> 00:14:14,697
Yeah, there was that one time
she ate that--
400
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:16,900
Well, in her defense,
it did smell like a...
401
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,735
You would think
after one bite...
402
00:14:18,802 --> 00:14:21,104
You know, let's just say
what we're both thinking.
403
00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:23,407
- Alex went to the airport.
- Only an idiot eats a candle.
404
00:14:23,474 --> 00:14:26,009
And the airport thing.
405
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:27,443
No biggie.
406
00:14:27,511 --> 00:14:28,611
Let's just say someone went
to the airport...
407
00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:29,779
- Mm-hmm.
- ...with a fake plane ticket.
408
00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:31,948
You don't think security
would...
409
00:14:32,016 --> 00:14:33,115
Ow!
410
00:14:33,183 --> 00:14:34,517
Oh, but I'm being whisked away!
411
00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:36,152
On Love Airlines!
412
00:14:36,219 --> 00:14:38,555
Ohh. There it is.
413
00:14:38,622 --> 00:14:39,689
Shoot.
414
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:48,472
Fine, Jane. I'll admit it.
415
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,773
Taking your car would've
made more sense.
416
00:14:49,841 --> 00:14:51,040
We had to stop for gas twice.
417
00:14:51,108 --> 00:14:53,042
Hey!
You can't park that here!
418
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,344
Keep it.
419
00:14:54,411 --> 00:14:56,078
N-no, you're gonna
have to move it.
420
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,880
- Come on, man. It's for love.
- I don't care!
421
00:14:57,947 --> 00:14:59,348
Come on, man, please!
422
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:00,916
I'm warning you.
423
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,151
All right, fine.
You know what?
424
00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:05,320
I'll move it. I'll move it.
425
00:15:05,389 --> 00:15:06,489
Fake out!
Wh--
426
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:07,857
- Stop right there!
- Uhh!
427
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:10,092
- Don't worry! I will find Alex!
- We got a runner!
428
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,025
Come on, man, that tickles!
That tickles!
429
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,193
Hold it, miss!
430
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,464
Ha ha ha! You fools!
That only makes me stronger!
431
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,933
Aah! Uhh!
432
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,935
Ooh. That one's gonna sting.
433
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:25,206
Now I got
just one commandment to y'all.
434
00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:26,973
Thou shalt not...
435
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,876
stop dancing!
436
00:15:28,943 --> 00:15:30,677
♪ come here, come here ♪
437
00:15:30,745 --> 00:15:32,780
♪ lay me down, lay me down ♪
438
00:15:32,847 --> 00:15:34,080
Yeah!
439
00:15:34,148 --> 00:15:36,850
You know, I recently
came into a lot of...
440
00:15:36,918 --> 00:15:38,819
savings bonds, and, like me,
441
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,487
they're gonna mature fast.
442
00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:42,022
Oh, yeah?
Fast enough to get me
443
00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:44,791
three kids and a lake view
townhome before I'm 35?
444
00:15:44,858 --> 00:15:46,325
Can you be that for me, Jake?
445
00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:51,531
They get bigger but they don't
get better, Shawna.
446
00:15:51,598 --> 00:15:52,965
Now as y'all know,
447
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,366
a Bar Mitzvah
is a special time--
448
00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:57,236
a time for friends,
a time for family,
449
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:58,370
and a time for--
450
00:15:58,438 --> 00:15:59,504
Betrayal!
451
00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:00,572
Aah!
452
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:05,977
Max, what are you doing here?
453
00:16:06,045 --> 00:16:07,211
You think a Bar Mitzvah
gets hyped in this town
454
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:08,613
without me knowing about it?
455
00:16:08,681 --> 00:16:12,050
I just had to see it
with my own baby blues.
456
00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,652
Well, thanks for stopping by,
buddy.
457
00:16:13,719 --> 00:16:15,285
- Now who wants to get
their caricature drawn? - Me!
458
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:17,721
Ooh! Ooh! I'd like to have
my caricature drawn.
459
00:16:17,789 --> 00:16:19,389
Maybe you could
put a knife in my back.
460
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:21,592
And I'd be on a skateboard
with a tiny...
461
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,727
tennis racket. Maybe some
golf clubs on my back.
462
00:16:23,795 --> 00:16:25,996
Guys, we're kind of in
the middle of a coming-of-age,
463
00:16:26,064 --> 00:16:27,665
boy-turning-into-a-man
type of thing,
464
00:16:27,732 --> 00:16:28,933
so maybe you could...
465
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,633
- You know what, Penny?
You're right. - Yep.
466
00:16:30,701 --> 00:16:33,770
There is a serious lack of hype
at this Bar Mitzvah.
467
00:16:33,838 --> 00:16:35,638
DJ, hit it!
468
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,340
Ugh.
469
00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:42,278
Oh!
Oh, you want a hype-off?!
470
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:43,346
Well, I'll give you
a hype-off!
471
00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:44,948
How about I just
kick my hype off?
472
00:16:45,015 --> 00:16:46,949
All right, here we go,
y'all sons of Abraham!
473
00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:49,017
Get your hands up!
Get your hands up!
474
00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:50,452
No, no, no, no!
Get--
475
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,087
get your-- get your hands
down and get your clap on!
476
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:53,956
Get your clap on!
Get your clap on!
477
00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:55,357
Yo, clap is wack!
478
00:16:55,424 --> 00:16:57,459
Get your hands in the air
if you don't really care!
479
00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,427
You should all care!
You should all care!
480
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,663
♪ Now clap your hands
with purpose ♪
481
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,764
♪ like you're totally invested ♪
482
00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:05,165
Isn't this fun?
So many options!
483
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,835
Uh-oh! I hear a Fiddler!
484
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:09,370
I hear a Fiddler on the roof!
485
00:17:09,437 --> 00:17:11,839
Let's raise that roof!
Raise that roof!
486
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,674
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't raise the roof!
487
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,442
Don't raise the roof
'cause the roof is on fire!
488
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:17,077
Don't wanna burn those hands!
489
00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,812
I'm sure all the doctors in the
crowd would agree. Am I right?
490
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,980
Oh, ho!
491
00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:21,414
Did I hear someone say...
492
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:23,349
limbo?
493
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,484
Come on, granny.
Get up here.
494
00:17:24,552 --> 00:17:26,820
Sit your old bones down, nana!
495
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,289
- Hey!
- Give me that!
496
00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:32,526
- Guys? You guys, no, come on, this is
crazy. Please don't! - Stop it!
497
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,894
Penny, tell him to stop!
498
00:17:33,961 --> 00:17:36,395
- Yeah, you freak!
- Gimme! Gimme!
499
00:17:36,462 --> 00:17:38,030
- Aah!
- Uhh!
500
00:17:40,466 --> 00:17:41,767
Give me this.
501
00:17:41,835 --> 00:17:43,268
No way!
502
00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:46,138
I know this seems pretty awful,
503
00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:48,040
but when you consider
504
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:50,275
all the things
your people have been through,
505
00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:52,844
it's really not that bad.
506
00:17:55,314 --> 00:17:56,714
Eh?
507
00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:59,317
Are we doomed?
508
00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:01,853
I mean, is our relationship
destined to fail?
509
00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:04,423
Actually,
I find it encouraging,
510
00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:05,990
you find this encouraging?
511
00:18:06,059 --> 00:18:08,192
Yeah, I mean, old Dave and Alex
never made any effort
512
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,960
to be romantic at all.
513
00:18:10,028 --> 00:18:11,228
And you and I just
tried so hard,
514
00:18:11,296 --> 00:18:14,065
we shut down O'Hare
for two hours.
515
00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:16,200
Yeah.
You're right.
516
00:18:16,268 --> 00:18:18,202
Old Dave and Alex
are the worst.
517
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:19,570
- Mm. - We're way better
than those losers.
518
00:18:19,637 --> 00:18:21,905
I'm old Dave.
I never make any effort.
519
00:18:21,973 --> 00:18:23,106
And I'm old Alex.
520
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:24,807
I constantly wear sweatpants...
521
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,276
and phone it in
522
00:18:26,343 --> 00:18:27,877
- when it's my turn to go downstairs.
- What?
523
00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:29,045
What?
524
00:18:30,914 --> 00:18:33,249
I guess we have
come a long way.
525
00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:36,352
And, you know, one day we will
get our romantic night in Paris.
526
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:39,254
Well... we might be closer
than you think.
527
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:45,860
Aw!
528
00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:47,396
Are you crying?
529
00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:49,565
No. I think it's just
the pepper spray.
530
00:18:49,632 --> 00:18:52,301
But also, I am genuinely moved.
531
00:18:53,369 --> 00:18:55,470
Mmm.
532
00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:58,839
Hey. Sorry I ruined
your gig.
533
00:18:58,907 --> 00:19:01,675
Eh. I should have never taken it
behind your back, dude.
534
00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:04,178
I just got so caught up,
you know?
535
00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:05,946
You saw the crowd.
They loved me.
536
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,682
And this is traditionally
a very hard to please people.
537
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,451
Well, I don't care
for the way you phrased that.
538
00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:12,519
I've just never had a job
that made people this happy.
539
00:19:12,587 --> 00:19:14,588
You know? I was
an investment banker, Max.
540
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,023
That's like one step below
Tonight Show bandleader.
541
00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:19,426
But don't worry. I know.
Hyping's your thing.
542
00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:20,994
I'll find my own.
543
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:23,230
Nah. Turn's out
I'm getting out the game, too.
544
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:24,998
Not by choice.
545
00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:26,266
Just, what we did in there
546
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:27,900
is officially considered
a hate crime.
547
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,702
Yeah. I could see that.
548
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:32,138
Kinda ruined that party
and screwed over Penny.
549
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,974
Nah, Penny's a pro. She'll find
a way to smooth things over.
550
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,376
All right,
so I'm gonna do this,
551
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,078
but after, you have to
tell your parents
552
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:42,915
this was the best Bar Mitzvah
you have ever been to.
553
00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:44,249
Ready?
554
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,352
What are you doing?
555
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,287
We just wanted
a ride to the mall.
556
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,589
Fair enoof.
557
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,925
Excuse me.
558
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,401
Okay. One sec. One sec.
559
00:20:12,605 --> 00:20:15,339
Hey, yo, kid!
560
00:20:15,407 --> 00:20:16,875
This bar Mitzvah is wack.
561
00:20:16,942 --> 00:20:18,877
I know. What do I do?
562
00:20:18,944 --> 00:20:20,812
I'm glad you asked.
563
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,114
♪ If you wanna make
your Bar or Bat Mitzvah Phat ♪
564
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,283
♪ Boyz II Menorah
is where it's at ♪
565
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,986
♪ so here's a few simple steps
to help with that ♪
566
00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:30,453
- ♪ step one ♪
- ♪ step one-- call us up ♪
567
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,923
- ♪ step two ♪
- ♪ step two-- we'll get in the car ♪
568
00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:34,791
- ♪ step three ♪
- ♪ step three, yo, put the car in drive ♪
569
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,993
- ♪ step four ♪
- ♪ aw, step four, believe in yourself ♪
570
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,596
- ♪ step five ♪
- ♪ step five-- repeat step fo', ho ♪
571
00:20:39,664 --> 00:20:41,931
- ♪ step six ♪
- ♪ step six-- shh! It's a secret ♪
572
00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:43,266
- ♪ step seven ♪
- ♪ step seven ♪
573
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,467
♪ it's also a secret ♪
574
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,802
- ♪ step eight ♪
- ♪ step eight ♪
575
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,770
♪ it's a secret, too ♪
576
00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:49,072
♪ in fact, steps 9 through 21 are
secrets as well ♪
577
00:20:49,139 --> 00:20:50,472
♪ step 22 ♪
578
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,075
♪ now we at the party,
now we at the party ♪
579
00:20:53,142 --> 00:20:55,911
♪ party, now we at the party,
now we at the party ♪
580
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,680
♪ party, party, party,
party, party, party ♪
581
00:20:57,747 --> 00:20:59,881
♪ party, party, party,
now freeze! ♪
582
00:20:59,949 --> 00:21:01,016
♪ 'cause it's time
for more steps ♪
583
00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:02,351
- ♪ step 23 ♪
- ♪ step 23 ♪
584
00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:04,919
Find your place card
and your corresponding table.
585
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:06,688
- ♪ Step 24 ♪
- ♪ step 24 ♪
586
00:21:06,755 --> 00:21:09,890
♪ get a virgin margarita
or a mini hot dog ♪
587
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,659
- ♪ step 25 ♪
- ♪ step 25 ♪
588
00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:15,129
♪ socialize ♪
589
00:21:15,197 --> 00:21:16,097
- ♪ step 26 ♪
- ♪ step 26 ♪
590
00:21:16,164 --> 00:21:17,332
♪ the secrets are back ♪
591
00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:18,299
♪ and they aren't going
anywhere ♪
592
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,901
♪ for steps 27 to 49 ♪
593
00:21:20,969 --> 00:21:23,103
♪ now it's time for step 50,
the obvious step ♪
594
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:25,272
♪ and we know we don't have
to tell you ♪
595
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:28,041
♪ 'cause you can say it
yourself ♪
596
00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:30,677
- ♪ step 50! ♪
- ♪ step 50! ♪
597
00:21:39,547 --> 00:21:45,159
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