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Hello, Mr. Smith. Thank you so much for
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coming. You know Mr. Snow, I deal with a
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lot of high end profile
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clients and you really don't
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have to be worried about your identity
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being discovered here. I go to great
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lengths to make sure that my clients are
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able to comfortably engage in their
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therapy and that they are able to
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effectively recover from whatever's
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bothering them most. So would you please
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take off your hat and your glasses?
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I mean, is it necessary?Ohh
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Sir, I believe for the matter.
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Which which bothers you most? You're
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going to need direct contact and I think
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that those. Items are barrier that
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are going to get in the way of effective
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communications. I guess.
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I really appreciate that. Thank you.
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It's kind of a. So now, would you be
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so kind to tell me what is bothering you
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so much? Why are you here today?
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My wife insisted I come.
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Oh. Maybe I
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misunderstood. Marriage counseling
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usually involves both patients for the
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initial consultation. Why is she not here?
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Honestly, this is. A
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last minute resort, I guess. Ohh
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no. What happen?
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Well, I slept with their sister.
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So. I mean, she's
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willing to put up with anything that you
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do if she's still with you.
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Including fucking your family members? I
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guess so. What does she say you
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need help with? I mean, everything. But
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it wasn't my fucking fault. But her
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sister came on to me. Your Dick went into
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her sister and it's not your fault
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we're sitting at dinner.
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And you know there's. The sheet that goes
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around the table and fucking sister
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started putting her hand on my leg while
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my wife was sneered there eating popcorn
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right next.
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But I mean, I can't say none of that.
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Then OK, let me ask you one thing. You're
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really shitty at cheating on your wife,
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or you just haven't done it enough to
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know how not to get caught.
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How did she find out?OK,
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well let's back up a little bit more.
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This isn't the first time.
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You know her sister
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. Oh oh, bitch.
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What's this going elevator. How did she
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find out about that? It was in our
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building and there was cameras in the
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elevator. You were shitty of this. You
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are terrible. There's
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cameras. Clearly can't keep your gift to
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yourself. I mean, so So what do you want
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help with? You want help keeping your
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Dick dear to yourself? Or do you want
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help liking your wife enough not to have
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to do it with people other than her?
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What's the problem? I'm gonna put your
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balls out of your pants. I'm gonna talk
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to you. What's really going on? So what
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do you want? Do you want to be single?
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You wanna fuck around like more? Like
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what? What is it?But I want to keep
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fucking around, so why don't we turn her
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into a horse so you can be a horse with
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her?That's the best way for you to get
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strange pussy is to make her do it first,
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or to make her want to, and then she'll
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wait. Fuck that, you don't want to share
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her. Why aren't we hit the critical?
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Not her. What? What about you? Need to be
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sex? What's to say something in you?
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What's to say nothing's broken? There's
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nothing wrong with with with you wanting
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to fuck everything that walks your man.
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Might want to fuck. There's nothing wrong
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with that. It's it's Physiology, you
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know, and all that happy Darwin bullshit,
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You know, men have to. Well, I don't
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know. You know, ensure the continuation
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of their their species. Every
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time. Yeah, well,
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and. Died. So I was
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backing up. I don't want her fucking
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other people, but I wanna, you know, keep
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fucking other people. That's what I want.
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So does she like to drink?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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What? They're fucked up all the time. Ohh
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no girls were popping pills and doing
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alcohol affected now. Yeah, watching the
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PBS you know, fucking crazy.
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Anyway, you know, I honestly don't think
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that there's anything wrong with you. I
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think that you're you're a great guy from
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wanting to make her happy again after you
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chose to do what was right for you.
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But it wasn't right for her. Now there's
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this is a fixable situation. You have a
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few options here. And what I'm trying to
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tell you is that you don't have to change
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who you are to make her happy.
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What if she is not aware of her options
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to participate in such
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sexual adventures? Right, So if you
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were to. Maybe,
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yeah, they bring a girl into art.
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But what you do is you encourage her to
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be curious about it so that she chooses
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the girl so you are not the bad guy in
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your bedroom. There's.
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Poodles and noodles of books on this. You
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know, eventually she'll be bringing women
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home to try to impress you. Like a puppy
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bringing home with that, you know, with
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that burn or something she's going to
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want, you'd be like, oh man, that's so
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great, that's awesome. I would love to.
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But then you are released from liability
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of committing any foul and
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therefore you cannot be punished for
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funding her manipulation.
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Yes, marriage is manipulation.
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People say it's compromised all the time,
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and I'm telling you that isn't bullshit.
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So if that is something that you want to
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do, you have that ankle however.
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However, if you are far more polite
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than the average bear.
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I'm gonna take my time. I'm gonna see if
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it's swollen and purple fucking
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throbbing. I you know, I don't even care
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about you being in charge of me being in
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charge. I just want to play with your
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Dick. Can we do that? Can we be friends?
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Can we be friends?Doesn't change.
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No, I don't like you. I think you're
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pretty useful. Your Dick is
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fabulous. I I never backwards for this.
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Oh my God it's been a long time since
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I've had something like that.
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Why you take these off? You're very
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overdressed. This is not. This is not
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like that. You know, I didn't tell you to
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stop. You gonna kick me in the head
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with your shoes? Are you gonna do it
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barefoot?
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Come on.
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Ohh fuck yeah.
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Nice and fucking slow.
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Well.
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Sorry.
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You ready for me to fucking?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ohh.
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Ohh
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You like that don't you? Ohh man.
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Ohh, I forgot I
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whatever you want. Whatever you want.
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I'll go outside and wash your car if you
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want me to.
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She just.
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What?
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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She's OK
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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh.
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Got drunk with me.
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That's cool.
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Fucking write it like that.
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Oh, oh oh
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God, that's awesome.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh.
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Ohh God
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ohh
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suck me so good man. I
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don't think you're doing it. Yeah, no,
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I'm doing OK.
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Ohh.
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Stay connected.
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Ohh.
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Wow.
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I am such a bitch and needs
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from more of an asshole like me to do
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me, put me in my place.
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Please
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Ohh it's
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a good fucking start.
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Ask What do you want now?
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To be a good girl, said that.
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Ohh
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hmm
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Oh my God there's so much.
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Umm.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Easy
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care. Whenever someone with the problem.
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She doesn't know how to appreciate a good
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folk. Guess
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not.
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