All language subtitles for The Wonder Years s02e10 The Happiest Place on Earth.eng

Adult Dean: Gone were the days
when you grew up and stayed close

to your parents, like
my mom and dad did.

Education and opportunities

were pushing the next
generation further away,

and a lot sooner.

And by 1969,

Mama was sensing the shift.

[ Sighs ] Can't stay.

I'm getting pizza
with the girls.

But I made your favorite.

Come on, Mom.

We only have a few
more months together

before we all head
off to college.

Well, alright.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh. Hey, Kim.

Um, okay, don't be mad,

but I'm having
dinner at Tammy's.

We've just both been
so busy at work,

we [Sighs] barely get
to see each other,

but, Mom, it smells
great, really.

[ Footsteps recede ]

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Hey, now.

Don't be sad.

Maybe it's a good thing.

No fighting over the last
piece of chicken with Bruce,

no complaining from Kim about
food she doesn't pay for.

It's nice, just the two
of us, isn't it? Mm.

Sometimes I feared
they wouldn't miss me

until I showed up
on a milk carton.

[ Clears throat ]

[ Orchestral music
playing on television ]

[ Fireworks exploding ]

Announcer: "The Wonderful
World of Disney."

[ Telephone rings ]

Not it. Not it.

[ Sighs ]

Williams residence.
Dean speaking.

Dad, it's Bum Lee
from your old band.

Tell him I'm not here.

But you always
tell me not to lie.

Kim.

[ Clicks tongue ]

He's not here. [ Receiver
clicks ] And now...

He must've heard I wrote
that song for Marvin Gaye

and probably wants me to
come back to the band.

[ Chuckles ]

Ain't that always the way?

Good. Everyone's here.

[ Television shuts
off ] [ Groans ]

[ Exhales deeply ] I've
been thinking it over.

With things going
the way they are

and Kim headed off
to college soon,

Bruce getting busier and busier,

this might be our last chance
to make family memories.

So, I would like for us to
go on a family vacation.

But we always go on
family vacations.

What about Lake Chewacla?

Not a picnic where
we all get chiggers.

A real vacation, Bill.

Like the ones you see on TV.

What about... Kim:
Austin, Texas?

I applied to the University
of Northern Austin,

and I got the acceptance
letter yesterday.

I didn't know how to
tell y'all. [ Chuckles ]

That's a really good
school. [ Laughs ]

Why'd they let you
in? [ Clicks tongue ]

Congratulations, honey.

I just didn't realize you were
applying to schools so far away.

Well, it's one of
the first schools

to have an African
American Studies program.

Still... They offered
me a scholarship.

My baby girl's going to the
University of Northern Austin.

[ Laughs ]

And look at how happy
the students are

reading on the quad.

Well, Kim, this is a decision

that could affect
your entire life.

You can't just make it
based off a brochure.

Yes, which is why Austin
is the perfect place for us

to go on vacation.

Then you can check
it out with me.

I think a trip to
Austin might be fun.

Right, Lill?

And we could help Kim
make this major decision.

[ Squeals ] I'm so excited!

Thank you. [ Bill
and Kim laugh ]

You know, Austin is only
1,300 miles from California,

and you know what's
in California, right?

For the millionth time, Dean,
we are not going to Disneyland.

Adult Dean: I'd been watching

"The Wonderful World
of Disney" nonstop,

and like most kids,
was highly susceptible

to the power of Disney magic.

There was no way I was
gonna let us get halfway to

the Happiest Place on Earth
without actually going there.

But I knew I had my
work cut out for me.

Have you bought a
tank of gas lately?

It's up to 34 cents a gallon.

I've got hotel, gas, food, and
tickets already priced out.

There's even a
line for souvenirs,

or as I like to call
'em, lifelong memories.

That's my little
accountant right there.

Dean, there's no way... I've
got $18.97 all saved up.

It's not much, but it'll
cover some of the costs.

I was saving up for a new bike,
but this is more important.

You'd be willing to give
up your life savings?

If it means I get to
go to Disneyland, yes.

[ Change rattling ]

Fine.

We can go to Disneyland. Yes!

Convincing my father to
take us to Disneyland

was nothing short of a miracle.

But when he let me keep five
of my dollars, oh, look at God.

I was finally gonna
get my Disney vacation,

and Mama was gonna
get what she wanted...

All of us together.

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[ Toilet flushes ]

Alright, I'm ready to leave.

[ Car engine revs,
tires screech ]

[ Groans ] Oh, not again!

Thankfully, Dad checked
his rearview mirror

and noticed I was missing...

eventually.

? All I know ?

? Ohhh, through the
highs and the lows ?

? I'mma find my way home ?

[ Bubble gum pops ]

[ Sighs ] Mom, Kim is
chewing too loudly.

[ Scoffs ] Grow up, Dean.

Who knew Texas was so far away?

Why don't we play the
license-plate game.

One point per state, right?

Ew, that sounds like homework.

Let's play Punch
Buggy instead. Yes.

Kim always suggested Punch Buggy

because she knew she
had an unfair advantage.

Y'all can play, but no
hitting your sister.

But, Dad! And I don't care
how hard she hits you,

rules are rules. [ Groans ]

Punch Buggy! Ow!

[ Laughs ] Well, you can't
hit me back 'cause I'm a girl.

Rules are rules. [ Laughter ]

[ Radio clicks on ] Man:
Forecast is mostly sunny...

[ Radio tuning ]

? Standing here all alone ?

Bill, that sounds like
one of your songs.

? Waitin' for you
to come home, girl ?

It sounds like one of my songs

'cause it is one of my songs.

Is that my old band?

Can they play your song?

Not without paying me a whole
lot of money they can't.

They ought to be ashamed
of themselves for this.

Ooh! Punch Buggy!
No punch backs.

Come on, Dean. Read the car.

? Wherever you are ?

Sounds like a real hit, too.

Radio Host: And that
was The Commanders

with their hip new
number, "Sweet Milly,"

that's been running
up the charts.

Adult Dean: We didn't think it
could get any worse for Daddy,

until... [ Engine
sputters, clanks ]

Radio Host: The Commanders are
from Birmingham, Alabama...

Uh, maybe we should pull
over at the next gas station

and get that checked out.

Actually, if... if we pull
over, I can call Tammy.

I was supposed to
check in by now.

The car is fine.

Let's just focus on
our family vacation.

You can call her when
we stop for dinner.

You can catch The Commanders
opening for The Temptations

tomorrow night at
the Strand Theatre

in downtown San Antonio.

Wow! The Temptations?!

Man, that is so cool!

Punch Dummy, shut the hell up!

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So, what are you saying?

Lillian: Bruce looks upset.
Do you think he's okay?

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I accidentally overheard,
and it does not sound good.

I think he and Tammy
are breaking up.

"Accidentally," huh?

I couldn't help but listen

through the bathroom walls.

He was talking so loud.

Rude, right? Poor Bruce.

Dean: He'll be fine, Mom.

I'm sure there's plenty of
women with kids at Disneyland.

What? That's his type, right?

[ Telephone receiver
clicks, coins rattle ]

Oh, shh, here he comes.

Quick, pretend we're talking
about something else.

[ All mumbling indistinctly ]

Hey, Bruce. We weren't
talking about you or anything.

[ Grunts softly ]
[ Clears throat ]

You okay?

Can you guys drop me
off at the bus station?

I gotta get back to Montgomery
and patch things up with Tammy.

Do you really think
talking things through

face-to-face will help?

Probably not.

She was pretty clear on
the phone that it's over.

I'm sorry, baby.

Things have been
rocky between us

for the past few months,

so I probably should've
seen this coming.

Why don't I take
him over to the bar?

He's gonna need something
stronger than a banana split.

That's a good idea.

I'm sure he could use some
support from his father.

It'll be okay, Dad.

You think you know someone,

and then they kick
you out the band.

And then, they go and
steal a song you wrote

and make it worse.

[ Scoffs ] I mean,
changing "Sweet Lilly"

to "Sweet Milly" is
low, even for them.

Why?

Who's Milly?

Bum Lee's dog.

[ Both laugh ]

Look at us.

I got dumped by my band,
and you got dumped by Tammy.

Yeah.

And I can't help but
feel like it's my fault.

Like maybe I
should've done more,

fought for the
relationship, but...

[ Exhales deeply ] Hey,
what are you gonna do?

[ Chuckles ]

? And you're left on your own ?

We gonna toast.

To bad breakups?

No!

To moving forward.

[ Johnny Cash's "Cry!
Cry! Cry!" playing ]

Man, I missed all
three of them glasses.

In the morning, we'll start with
the regular campus tour. Mm-hmm.

That's approximately two hours.

And then I want us to
check out the library.

But, Mom, that's an
unscheduled stop.

I'm... I'm not
sure we have time.

Kim, it's the fifth-largest
university library

in the country, you know.

Why would anyone know that?

You need to start taking
this more seriously.

Alright, you want to
check out the library,

we'll find some way
to make up time.

Maybe Dad can drive past
the speed limit this time.

And get pulled over in
some sundown town in Texas?

Now, that's a steamboat Mickey
ain't gonna save you from.

Okay, well, maybe you two
can go on the college tour

while Dad and I
get the car fixed

so it can make it to California.

That's a good idea.

I just hope Bruce
is gonna be okay.

Come on, man. He
fought in a war.

Adult Dean: Little did I know,

Dad had other plans besides
getting the car fixed.

[ Snoring ]

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Yawns ]

Mnh, sorry I dozed off.

I was up all night planning
our ticket strategy.

The E tickets get you
on the best rides,

so I think we
should start there.

Then the D tickets.

W-Wait... Wait a
minute. Where are we?

I-I thought we were
getting the car fixed.

Where's the mechanic?

Just had to make one quick stop.

Mm-hmm, for one last
fight with his band.

Kim: Wow. This campus
is so beautiful.

Hey, come on over,
now. Don't be shy.

[ Chuckles ]

Uh, my name's Gil,
soon-to-be class of '71.

Go Tigers. [
Scattered chuckles ]

And I'll be leading y'all
on this campus tour.

We'll be gettin' to
anything and everything,

so if y'all wouldn't mind

just saving your
questions till the end.

[ Clicks tongue ] Or now.

Now is fine.

Um, what percentage of students
come from out of state?

About 20%.

So that's down from
last year's 25%?

Is there any reason?

Ah. Mm...

[ Sighs ] Ugh! This
is so embarrassing.

[ Man speaking indistinctly ]

Not gonna lie,

there was a part of
me that thought my dad

was about to murder
his former bandmates.

But even worse...

But we're gonna miss the
Dapper Dans on Main Street.

I just wanna ask
them a few questions.

Unless your band members
are brooms and buckets

and you're wearing
a sorcerer's hat,

then I don't care.

[ Scoffs ]

Bill Williams, is that you?

Oh, it's me, alright.

We've been trying to
reach you for weeks, Bill.

You never pick up
the phone. For what?

To hear how you stole my music?

No, man. No.

We got a royalty check
with your name on it.

A what? Yeah, man.

Disc jockeys been giving
"Sweet Milly" a lot of spins.

And there's no way we were
gonna keep your share,

band or no band.

Oh.

Well...

Thank you. Bum Lee:
Of course, Bill.

No hard feelings.

We don't want you
feeling like Pete Best.

Uh, who said I did? Washboard:
Sorry, you're right.

That's presumptuous.
Pete left The Beatles.

This is more Florence
Ballard. Right.

She was kicked out
of The Supremes.

We don't want you
feeling like her.

Dean: Wait, there was a fifth
Beatle and a fourth Supreme?

And they're not
famous? [ Scoffs ]

Think of all that money that
they're just missing out on...

Sorry, Dad. [ Clears throat ]

Gil: Okay, friends,
let's head on.

[ Lillian clears throat ]

Excuse me!

Excuse me again. Yes?

Lillian. Another question.

Mom, stop.

What if a student studying,

I don't know,
Afro-American Studies

wanted to double major

so that the other major
could lead to a job?

I have a follow-up
to that one, Gil.

What if that student didn't
want to double major,

and wanted to have an
actual life in college?

What if that student wanted
to pay their own expenses?

Why don't we let some of the
other prospective parents

maybe just have a chance
to ask some questions?

Ma'am? I'm actually
with Lillian on this.

Yeah, she makes a good point.

There's nothing wrong
with majoring in English.

You already speak the language.

When are you going to realize
that where I go to college

is my decision, not yours?

I am just trying to help you.

Oh, well, you could help
me by leaving me alone.

That's a good idea.

How 'bout I start that... now?

Ugh! Kim.

? You got me going in circles ?

And we're walkin',
we're walkin'.

It's tough when a man who's
used to having all the answers

starts to question himself.

I guess some things change.

? You got me going in circles ?

Come on.

Kim's tour must be over by now.

? Ohh-ohh-ohh, round ?

Bum Lee: Well, look
who decided to show up.

Chill, my man, chill.
How can we chill

when you're pulling
this crap in every city?

Yeah, and thanks to
your last two no-shows,

I'm back in the hole!

This tour was supposed
to get me out of debt,

not deeper in it.

And if we continue to
postpone this tour,

Carol's gonna leave
me for a third time.

Well, at least you still
got Barbara. [ Laughs ]

Man, Barbara left
me back in Omaha.

Come on, man. Just
show up on time, man.

Yes, things had
changed for my dad.

But things with the band
had stayed the same.

And in that moment,

Dad didn't feel so bad
about being on his own.

No amount of success
would ever be

more important to
him than his family.

Dean, what are you
standing there for?

Let's split!

[ Bandmates arguing ]

Where is everyone?
We need to go.

Your daughter kicked
me off the tour.

And for no good reason.

Mm-hmm.

Fine, maybe for
some good reason.

Yo, where's Kim?

I thought she was with you.

She left the tour an hour ago. I
thought she came back here to wait.

We need to find her!

Don't worry, I'm sure
she's somewhere safe.

[ Scoffs ] No, we
need to find her

for the group discount
at Disneyland.

Lillian, fix your son.

I'll go find Kim.

[ Sighs ]

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[ Grunts ]

??

I'm sure whatever your
mom said or didn't say,

or did or didn't do,

it's only 'cause she
wants what's best for you.

It's not her.

I mean, it's always her,

but not just her.

[ Sighs ]

It's all this pressure.

All through high school,

everyone told me I was
going to college...

You guys, my teachers,

old folks at church
I don't even know.

But, like...

How am I supposed
to make a decision

that will determine
my entire future?

That's a tough one. Yeah.

Like, you know why
I wanted to go here?

Because I wanted all the
decision-making to be over with.

Instead, it's just led to
more decisions I have to make.

[ Chuckles ]

I'm glad my problems
are so funny to you.

I'm laughing 'cause I
spent the last 24 hours

questioning a lot of my own
decisions about the band.

And?

Did you make the
right decisions?

I'll never know.

Really, it doesn't matter.

What matters is that
you make a choice

and that you make
the best out of it.

I don't want a lesson.

Can't you just
tell me what to do?

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I can't do that for you, Kim.

You know that.

Part of becoming an adult is

being comfortable
with the uncertainty.

Just trust that
whatever you decide

is the right decision for you.

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[ Exhales deeply ]

Come on, now.

Your brother's gonna
have a heart attack

if we don't give him
this family vacation

he's been wanting
his whole life.

His whole life?

He didn't say anything about
this until two days ago.

I didn't think so, either.

But to be honest, we don't
pay that close attention.

[ Both chuckle ]

[ Arthur Alexander's "I Hope
They Get Their Eyes Full" plays ]

- ? I hope, I hope, I hope ?
- ? I hope, I hope, I hope ?

? I hope they get
their eyes full ?

I'm sorry about what
happened back there.

- ? I hope, I hope, I hope ?
- ? I hope, I hope, I hope ?

And if I'm being honest,

there's a part of
me that regrets

that I didn't leave
home for college.

And there's a part
of me that's jealous

that you have that option.

I didn't even know you
were thinking about

going anywhere but Tuskegee.

I had a few options.

Then my dad got sick,

and I didn't want to be
far away from my family.

But sometimes I wonder what
my life would have been like

if I went somewhere like
University of Northern Austin.

[ Chuckles ]

But if you didn't
go to Tuskegee,

then you would
have never met Dad,

and we wouldn't
have ever been born.

I'm sure you would
have. [ Chuckles ]

You'd just have
somebody else's eyes.

Mama!

? While that little
girl waves me bye-bye ?

Kim, I want you to
know that I support you

no matter what choice you make.

Promise? Promise.

And from now on, let's just
be honest with each other

about everything,
no matter what.

Deal.

[ Engine sputters, clanks ]

What was that?

[ Clanking continues ]

Bill, you said
you fixed the car.

Yeah, about that
being honest thing...

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Bill: All right. Thank you.

He says they're
really backed up.

It's gonna be at least a
day till they can get to us.

I guess I'll have to find
us a hotel for tonight.

Tonight? But that barely gives
us any time at Disneyland.

Sorry, son.

I don't think we're
gonna make it.

Are you kidding me? [ Scoffs ]

All I ever wanted to
do was go to Disneyland

and visit the Happiest
Place on Earth!

You made sure everybody
else got what they wanted,

but what about me?

It's never about what I want!

[ Scoffs ]

[ Power wrench whirring ]

[ Sighs ]

Bill. He's right.

All he wanted was this
trip to Disneyland,

and instead, he had to put
up with all of our stuff.

So you know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna give Dean
a trip to Disneyland

if it's the last thing we do.

Bill, you're gonna
take that song money,

and you're gonna tip
that mechanic so hard,

the car's gonna be
ready in minutes.

And we're gonna use
this driving chart,

which is very detailed

for someone who can
barely ride a bike.

And we're gonna take
turns driving in shifts.

But, Lill, I do the driving.

Well, it's the only way for
us to drive through the night

to get Dean a day at Disneyland.

Think we can do that?

Good.

Now, let's get going.

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And, Bill?

If it jingles, it's
not a real tip.

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[ Indistinct conversations,
upbeat music playing ]

[ Gasps ]

This is everything
I ever dreamed of!

There's Mickey!
Oh, the castle!

[ Train whistle
blows ] Main Street!

I-It's the train!

Well, what do we do first?

Ooh, Tea Cups.
Matterhorn. Matterhorn.

Bathroom.

I drank four cups of coffee to
get through the night shift.

Well, I guess we could split
up, but just for the morning.

Race you to the Tea Cups, Mama.

Come on, Bruce, let's go!

[ Yodeling ]

[ Children screaming ]

[ Sighs ]

Can I tell you something?

Shoot.

I'm not going to
Northern Austin.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm not ready to be
so far away from home.

Is that pathetic?
Of course not.

[ Sighs ]

You know, after you took off,

I actually stayed on for
the rest of the campus tour.

You did? Yeah.

I mean...

It got me thinking.

Most of what me and
Tammy were fighting about

had to do with what I
wanted for my future.

Honestly, I didn't
know what I wanted,

until I set foot on that
campus and it just felt right.

So... [ Chuckles ]

So I think I'm gonna apply.

That is so exciting, Bruce!

I'm happy for you. Thanks.

[ Buzzer, gates clank ]

Oh.

Oh, and, uh, hey,
Kim, by the way,

don't tell Mom and Dad yet.

I don't want to bum 'em out at
the Happiest Place on Earth.

As long as you don't say
anything about me not going.

I don't wanna give Mom the
satisfaction of being right.

[ Chuckles ] Deal.

[ Air brakes release ] Ooh.

Lillian: Whoo! [ Laughs ]

Whoo!

Adult Dean: Mama set
out for us all to have

an unforgettable
family vacation.

[ Screaming ]

[ Big cat roars ]

And that's exactly what we got.

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It was the most memorable
trip of my childhood.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

And the last time I was able

to pee in a cup to
save time on the road.

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