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( man )
Hey, kid,
you want a toy ?
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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How about a bike ?
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No.
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A video game ?
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No !
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Well, okay,
you pick a toy.
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Hmm, I want...
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log !
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Boy, oh, boy.
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Yes, log.
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All kids love log.
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♪ Log rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs ♪
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♪ rolls over
your neighbor's dog ♪
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♪ what's great for a snack
and fits on your back ? ♪
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♪ It's log, log, log ♪
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♪ it's log, log ♪
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♪ it's big,
it's heavy, it's wood ♪
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♪ it's log, log ♪
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♪ it's better than bad,
it's good ♪
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♪ everyone wants a log ♪
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♪ you're gonna
love it, log ♪
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♪ come on and get your log,
everyone needs a log... ♪
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log, from "blammo".
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( clattering, clanging
& boinging )
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Look at you, man.
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You're a full-grown cat,
still watching cartoons.
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Why, you're 3 years old !
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Do you know what that is
in human years ?
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Oh, listen to me, man,
I'm your friend.
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Don't you know cartoons
will ruin your mind ?
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Look what it's
done to your brain.
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( splash )
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( toilet flushing )
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( toilet handle rattles )
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( fanfare on T.V. )
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Eee !
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Shhh...
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( man on T.V. )
And now, kids,
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it's time for the
Muddy Mudskipper Show !
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( Muddy Mudskipper theme
music playing )
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♪ Who's the greatest
mudskipper of them all ? ♪
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♪ Who can skip through the mud
with the greatest of ease ? ♪
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♪ What kind
of wonderful guy ? ♪
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♪ Who can crawl like a dog
without scraping his knees ? ♪
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♪ Who's got
segmented eyes ? ♪
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♪ It's muddy ♪
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♪ mudskipper,
it's muddy ♪
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♪ mudskipper,
it's muddy... ♪
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♪ mud... ♪
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♪ skipper show ! ♪
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And now, a word
from our sponsor.
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The Muddy Mudskipper Show
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is brought to you
by "Gritty Kitty Litter".
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Friends, do you use
Gritty Kitty Litter ?
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Then you know
about its absorbency...
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its fragrance...
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it's like the smell
of fresh bison !
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( splat )
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It sticks to
any surface.
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It's great
as a between-meal snack.
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And how 'bout that
wonderful feeling you get
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when you squish it
between your toes ?
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So, remember, folks,
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if it doesn't say
"Gritty Kitty", it stinks.
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And now, for all you
kiddies at home,
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I'd like to
announce a contest !
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We'd like you to
write us a poem
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of 47 million words
or less,
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telling us why you love
Gritty Kitty Litter.
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Whoever writes
the best poem will win...
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( chattering )
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$47 million,
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a lifetime supply
of goat cheese,
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a 12-hour record set of
the top hits of the '70s,
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but best of all,
a trip to Hollywood
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and a guest appearance on the
Muddy Mudskipper Show !
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"Gritty kitty
ain't so pretty,
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( thinking )
But it's really...
thick."
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Well, you're
out of your mind.
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"It fills my cat box,
oh, so snug...
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"it always
does the trick.
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"I like to rub it
on my toes
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"and squish
and squish and squish.
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"It never offends
my tender nose...
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"like a smelly fish.
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"Its texture
is a joy to me,
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"it's just as smooth
as silk.
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"It makes my little
whiskers twitch...
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it stays crunchy,
even in milk.
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Aah !
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"It stays crunchy,
even in milk.
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"I may not be the president,
I may not be the pope.
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"But as long as
I have gritty kitty...
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I shall never mope."
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( slurps )
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Where are you going ?
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I tell you,
these contests are a scam.
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Nobody ever wins them,
don't be a sucker.
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But I wanna meet
muddy mudskipper.
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Oh, you ee-diot !
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He's just
a cartoon character,
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not real, not flesh
and blood like we !
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I'm telling you,
cartoons aren't real.
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They're-- they're--
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uh, they're buppets !
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Eee !
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If you put that
letter in the box,
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you're a bigger fool
than I thought.
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I'm telling you right now,
you let go of that letter
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or I'm going to lose
all respect for you.
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Are you listening ?
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Oh, forgive me, Ren !
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Please forgive me !
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( sobbing )
I could not help myself !
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Nope, can't,
won't forgive you.
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Nope, nope, forget it.
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No way.
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( Stimpy )
Night, Ren.
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( Ren grunts and grumbles )
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Uh, listen, Stimpy,
I, uh...
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( doorbell rings )
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( birds tweet )
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Yes, what is it ?
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Are you
Stimpson J. Cat ?
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Oh, you want Stimpy.
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Uh, he's in there.
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Well, would you tell him
he's won $47 million ?
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Right, uh, 47 million,
I'll get him.
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47 million...
dollars !
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I'm the cat !
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See ?
I'm the cat !
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( ripping )
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See ?
I told you.
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I'm the cat !
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( yawns )
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What's up, Ren ?
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( horn honks )
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Nothing, rover,
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go back to
your doghouse !
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Congratulations,
Mr. Stimpy.
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Your wonderful poem
won first prize !
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( crash )
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It's my money !
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I wrote
that poem !
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Stimpy cheated !
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I always use
your stinky old litter.
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Look how I love it !
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( crunching )
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Mmm !
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( car engine starts )
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( car doors slam ) )
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( honk, honk )
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Go on,
get out of here !
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Who needs ya ?!
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( sobbing )
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Muddy mudskipper ?
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I can't believe it,
you're my idol !
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( gravelly voice )
Yeah, yeah, kid, I know,
don't sweat it.
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Someday you're gonna
be big, bigger than me !
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Stick with me, kid,
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I was once a lousy bum
just like you.
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I crawled my way up out of
the mud to get where I am.
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You wanna make it
in this world,
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you gotta adapt.
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Ever breathe oxygen,
son ?
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( gasps )
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Good, don't start.
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Me, I'm hooked.
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Get it ?
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( inhales )
Shut up !
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( man )
Five minutes to airtime.
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Well, kid,
this is your big break.
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You're gonna be great.
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Ya lousy bum.
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( thumping )
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( squeaking )
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( slap )
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( blowing )
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( ding )
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( man )
There's a new face
in Hollywood today.
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It's fresh,
it's redundant...
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let's give him
a warm welcome
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because his whole career depends
on this next important message !
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Well, I've been--
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( smack )
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( birds tweeting )
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Oh, hello !
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You're just in time for another
one of my breakfast tips.
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And what have we here ?
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A brand-new
box of cereal.
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And what's inside ?
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A prize !
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Let's try a little experiment,
shall we ?
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Get your hand
out of that box !
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How many times
do I have to tell you ?!
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You can't open a new box
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until you finish
the last box !
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Do you think that
money grows on trees ?!
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Do I have to--
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sounds familiar.
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Do you know how lucky you are
we even have cereal ?!
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Why, when I was your age,
we ate wood and rocks !
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Hey !
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Cripes,
I'm late for work !
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Remember, keep your
filthy mitts
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out of that cereal box !
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So when you're faced
with this problem,
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do what I do.
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First, get a big bowl and
pour all the cereal in it.
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Yes !
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I can hardly wait
to see what it is !
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Joy !
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It's a muddy mudskipper
cereal bowl caddy !
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00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,906
Now, boys and girls,
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just pour the cereal
back in the box,
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close the lid and...
it's as good as new !
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Then you put it away
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and no one
will ever know.
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Join us again for more
"Stimpy's breakfast tips".
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Bye for now !
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Man, this is the life.
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No one to fuss over me,
no one to tell me what to do.
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Why, I haven't bathed
in three weeks.
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Mmm, I wonder if there's any
Chinese food left in the fridge.
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( scuffling )
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( clinking & clanking )
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Stimpy's...
catnip mouse.
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( crash )
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( squish )
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( choking up )
It's Stimpy's...
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hairball.
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( fly buzzing )
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♪ Memories... ♪
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I wonder what the old boy
is doing right now.
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Gritty kitty commercial,
take three.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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we're here
at your local supermarket
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to demonstrate the absorbency
of gritty kitty litter.
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( woman on P.A. system )
Clean-up on aisle 7, please.
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Clean-up on aisle 7.
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00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:25,147
Now, before
we start the test,
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I'd like you to
meet someone.
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Excuse me, sir, could you
come here for a second ?
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Don't be shy, sir,
it's just a television camera.
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Tell me, Mr. Horse,
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uh, are you
a professional actor ?
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00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,269
No, sir,
I am a real horse.
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Thank you.
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00:14:48,672 --> 00:14:51,373
Would you mind stepping over
to our isolation booth ?
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Not at all.
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00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,445
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
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of course we don't expect you
to subject your kitty litter
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to this kind of
severe test,
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but we're out
to prove a point.
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00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,088
Now, we have here,
two cat boxes.
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One's filled with
a popular name-brand litter
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and the other filled
with gritty kitty.
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00:15:11,261 --> 00:15:13,896
Are you ready for
the test, Mr. Horse ?
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00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,831
Yes, sir, I am.
261
00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:17,900
( zipper unzips )
262
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,768
While Mr. Horse
does his duty,
263
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:21,070
let me remind you
264
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,605
that gritty kitty also makes
an excellent casserole
265
00:15:23,707 --> 00:15:26,408
for when those
unexpected guests show up.
266
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,743
( bell rings )
267
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,378
Ah, there's the bell.
268
00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:33,949
( organ intro music )
269
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,418
Mr. Horse,
are you ready ?
270
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,986
Yes, I am.
271
00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:40,856
Would you please take
a sniff of cat box "a" ?
272
00:15:40,957 --> 00:15:42,524
( sniffing )
273
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:48,764
And what are your feelings
about that, Mr. Horse ?
274
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,433
No, sir,
I don't like it.
275
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,970
Now would you
try box "b" ?
276
00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:57,272
( sniffs )
277
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,141
Why, I don't believe it !
278
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:00,676
I can't smell
a thing !
279
00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:02,544
Well, friends,
there you have it.
280
00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:04,813
If gritty kitty
can do that for a horse,
281
00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:06,982
think of what it can do
for your home !
282
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,917
Wait 'til I tell
the missis about this.
283
00:16:09,019 --> 00:16:11,387
So make sure
you use gritty kitty.
284
00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:15,324
Just look for me
on the label.
285
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,826
( crickets chirping )
286
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:28,003
( music box music )
287
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:40,315
( footsteps tinkling )
288
00:16:41,985 --> 00:16:44,119
( air deflating )
289
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,727
( sighs )
Good night, Stimpy.
290
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:53,095
Aah !
291
00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:56,799
You're haunting me !
292
00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:01,103
( echoing )
He's talking
to pillows, kids.
293
00:17:07,544 --> 00:17:10,579
Ooh, isn't that Stimpy,
the famous Hollywood cat ?
294
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,681
Oh, my gosh,
he's looking at me !
295
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,950
Don't be silly,
he's looking at me.
296
00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:19,154
Ooh, what a hunk.
297
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,358
Look at that
manly physique.
298
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,096
( thud )
299
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,684
I'll watch some T.V.
300
00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:51,253
It'll help me
to relax !
301
00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:52,654
( zap )
302
00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:55,724
( man on T.V. )
Join us now for
"Marshal Stimpy".
303
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,593
( zap )
304
00:17:57,694 --> 00:18:01,497
It's time for
"Stimpy, the Jungle Boy".
305
00:18:01,598 --> 00:18:04,199
( zap )
306
00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:06,335
( zap )
307
00:18:06,436 --> 00:18:09,004
"Sergeant Stimpy
of the Klondike."
308
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:10,706
( zap )
309
00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:12,708
( bubbling )
"Ask Dr. Stupid."
310
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:19,515
( tuning signals whining )
311
00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:24,353
( cheers & applause )
312
00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:28,057
Get your hand out of
that pic-a-nic basket,
313
00:18:28,158 --> 00:18:29,525
you dusty old cat !
314
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,827
Psst...
315
00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:33,328
hey, kid,
say your line.
316
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,697
Oh-- oh, yeah.
317
00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:38,267
Jane, stop
this crazy thing !
318
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,837
Well, blow me down.
319
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:44,640
I'm huntin'
for a wabbit !
320
00:18:44,741 --> 00:18:48,544
I hate mee-ses to pieces !
321
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:52,848
( laughter & applause )
322
00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,387
Hey, kid,
you did all right.
323
00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,122
Ya lousy bum.
324
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,690
Well,
what's the matter ?
325
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:06,061
( whimpering )
326
00:19:06,162 --> 00:19:08,731
Hey, kid, I don't get it,
you got it made.
327
00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:11,000
You got $47 million,
328
00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:13,168
you got myT.V. Contract.
329
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:17,172
What more could you
possibly want ?
330
00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:20,776
I want Ren !
331
00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:25,014
( sobbing )
332
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:33,489
♪ Who's the greatest
mudskipper of them all ? ♪
333
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,525
( doorbell rings )
334
00:19:43,199 --> 00:19:45,000
( squeaking )
335
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:52,207
( sweeping, orchestral
music playing)
336
00:19:54,477 --> 00:19:57,046
Pal ?
337
00:19:57,147 --> 00:20:00,449
Buddy ?
338
00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:03,318
Pal !
339
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,721
Buddy !
340
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:11,193
What did you do
with all your money ?
341
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,129
I gave it all away.
342
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,499
For-- for me ?
343
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,304
For you.
344
00:20:22,405 --> 00:20:24,740
( sniffles )
345
00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:32,147
You gave away
$47 million ? !!
346
00:20:32,248 --> 00:20:33,782
You...
347
00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:37,186
you daft,
bloated ee-diot !
348
00:20:37,287 --> 00:20:39,121
You worm !
349
00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:42,524
You-- you stupid...
350
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,694
( groaning
in frustration )
351
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,001
Uh, boy, Stimpy,
352
00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:53,902
we sure had fun today,
didn't we ?
353
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,404
So long, kids.
354
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,272
Come on, Stimpy,
say good-bye.
355
00:20:57,374 --> 00:20:59,041
Uh, where
are we going ?
356
00:20:59,142 --> 00:21:01,410
The show's over,
see you next time.
357
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,545
Next time ?
When's that ?
358
00:21:03,646 --> 00:21:05,547
Pretty soon,
don't worry.
359
00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,316
Pretty soon ?
360
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,351
How long is that ?!
361
00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:11,220
In a little while, man.
362
00:21:11,321 --> 00:21:13,489
( sobbing )
363
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:14,790
A little while ?
364
00:21:14,891 --> 00:21:16,992
What'll we do
'til then ?
365
00:21:17,093 --> 00:21:19,995
Why, you could,
uh, shampoo the rug
366
00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:21,864
eat your
creamed asparagus...
367
00:21:21,965 --> 00:21:23,198
bleah !
368
00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:25,934
( sobbing )
369
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,873
( ding )
370
00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:34,443
You could keep yourself
busy with this !
371
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,179
Oh, joy !
372
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:42,484
( ripping, pouring
& crunching )
373
00:21:44,688 --> 00:21:46,622
Uh, good-bye, folks.
374
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,725
Uh, good-bye, folks !
375
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:57,599
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376
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,537
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