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♪ Yo!
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♪ That's cool that's cool
That's super dope ♪
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♪ I like that right there
That's what's up ♪
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♪ Come kick it with your boy
Baby, that's what's up ♪
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♪ I get down with the DP
That's what's up ♪
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♪ Yeah, that's what's up
Yeah, that's what's up ♪
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♪ You know this right here
Yo, that's what's up ♪
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Yo, yo, yo.
What up, Doom Patrol?
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Beast Boy!
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I'm so happy
that my baby...
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Uh, it's good to be home, Moms.
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Hey, big bro,
you want to meet my new friend?
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- Sure.
- His name is Mr. Turkey.
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And I made him
out of last year's leftovers.
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Uh, it's nice
to meet you, Mr. Turkey.
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Please call me Sal,
because I'm full of salmonella.
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That's so gross.
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Happy turkey time, Beast Boy.
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Same to you, Robotman.
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Oh, perhaps you'd care
to wrestle in the fall leaves.
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We could dislocation
so many of the body parts.
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That sounds great, yo!
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What up, Chief?
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Beast Boy! Hello there.
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Make sure you
and your robot brother
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stay away from the TV remote.
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But I do not want to watch
the football all day's long.
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I want to watch
the happy puppies
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in the Dog Dog Show Show.
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I want to watch
a bunch of football players
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give each other
some extreme injuries.
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So give me back the remote.
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Fine, Chief. Here you go.
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But, it won't do you any good
without the batteries.
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Give me those!
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Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Hey, hey, hey.
Stop fighting, you two.
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This is Thanksgiving.
Not Christmas!
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- Well, he started it.
- I'm sorry, Chief.
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Can I get you a warm bottle
or maybe some nursery rhymes?
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Because you're acting
like a big baby.
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- Am not.
- Are, too.
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That's enough!
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Now, why don't you go
help Negative Girl
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set the ping pong table
for dinner?
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- Fine.
- Okay.
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Wow. Looks like you
had your hands full
this Thanksgiving.
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I have been pretty busy.
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I made this centerpiece
out of locally sourced weeds.
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- I cleaned the bats
out of the attic.
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Get outta here! Shoo!
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And I spent all morning
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making this tofu turkey
just for my little baby.
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Aww, thanks, Moms.
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You really go all out.
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I just hope I can get
the rest of my cooking done
before the parade starts.
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Oh, yeah.
I can't wait to go
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to the Codsville
Thanksgiving parade.
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It's been my dream
ever since I was a young girl
to be in that parade,
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smiling at the crowd
and doing that slow wave.
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You know,
the one where it looks like
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you're trying to
screw in a light bulb.
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So do it, Moms.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, dear.
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I could never be
in that parade.
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Well, holds on to that dream,
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because someday
it might come true.
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Tell us, Beast Boy.
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What is the purpose
of this super-secret meeting?
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I was thinking,
since Moms does so much
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for us on Thanksgiving,
we should make her a surprise.
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- That is so nice.
- What'd you have in mind?
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Well, she really wants
to be part of the Thanksgiving
parade,
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so I thinks
we should build her a float.
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Great idea.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, I am very skilled
at the art and craft times.
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And I love building things
because you never know
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when someone might get
horribly mutilated.
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Great. Now, let us get to work.
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Yo, Moms,
Chief, come outside.
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What is it, sweetie?
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We've got a big surprise
for Momsy's.
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Hey, this better be good.
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I'm missing the game.
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Now, you know how's you said,
you've always dreamed
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of being
in the Thanksgiving parade.
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Well, we took it upon ourselves
to build yous
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the greatest float
ever created.
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Behold!
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Wow.
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I... I can't believe you three
build me an actual float.
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Well,
this isn't just any float.
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This is a very special float.
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It represents
each member of our family.
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Look, we have
the football player
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to represent the Chief's love
of extreme sports injuries.
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Then we have
the canines to represent
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my love of the dog show,
which I enjoy so very much.
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And over here,
we have Mr. Turkey.
Gobble, gobble.
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And, I added this toilet
to represent my tradition
of eating so much food
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that I have to take
a big Thanksgiving Day poop.
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And because Moms
is our mama bear,
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we added this mama bear.
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So what'd you think?
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I think
it's the best float ever?
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Come here, you three.
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We better hurry
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if we're going to get
to that parade.
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That's what's up.
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- Ha-ha, we made it.
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And just in time too.
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It looks like the parade
is about to begin.
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This is so exciting.
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I can't believe
my Thanksgiving Day dream
is finally coming true.
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Yeah.
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Huh? Why isn't
this thing moving?
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Not so fast.
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What up, Brain?
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What do your degenerates
think you're doing?
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Oh, we was just about to enter
our float into the parade.
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Oh, so that
is what you call
this abomination.
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What? This is a pretty float.
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We worked hard
on it, you goober.
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Well, as ground marshal...
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it is my job to ensure
that this parade
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brings the people
of Codsville together.
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And I can't have you's
scaring them off
with this weird thing.
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Take it away.
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Oh, come on, bro.
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Don't be like that.
It's Thanksgiving.
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The day of generosity.
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Oh,
I suppose you're right.
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I should be generous,
which is why
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I shall give you five seconds
to turn this float around
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before I have it impounded.
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Okay, okay, we're going.
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That snob
is always ruining our fun.
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Well, we ain't giving up
so easily.
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But you heard the brain.
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He doesn't want us
in the parade.
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True. True.
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But, who cares
what that fool says?
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Yeah, forget the Brain.
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We're gonna be
part of this parade,
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whether he likes it or not.
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Now, let's find a way
to sneak in.
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Time to get...
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...extreme!
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Punch it, Chief!
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There's gotta be
an opening somewhere.
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Hurry, Chief, turn there.
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Yes!
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Number one Doom Patrol!
Doom Patrol!
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Hear those gasps?
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We've taken their breath away.
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Yeah, we left them
totally speechless, yo.
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Doom Patrol!
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Oh-oh, Chief.
The Brain looks mad.
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You better get that
insurance card ready.
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Don't be silly.
I don't have "insurance."
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I should have known
you degenerates would not
have given up so easily.
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But you're too late
to stop my plan.
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What plan?
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As you know,
Thanksgiving marks the start
of the holiday shopping season,
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and I'm tired
of dealing with the crowds.
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Therefore, I'm going to
imprison this entire city
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so that
all of the holiday deals
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would be mine
for the taking.
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The Brain
is imprisoning everyone
in cranberry sauce.
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And not even
a good stuff either.
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Canned cranberry sauce
is the worst.
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That's enough, Brain.
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Don't make us
take you down.
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Do you degenerates
truly think you can defeat
my mighty float?
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Oh, you're going down.
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Because we've got
a float of our own.
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Touch down!
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You shall pay for that.
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Go doggies! Go!
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Hmm, but let's see
how you deal with this?
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Take cover!
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- Turkey attack!
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Now... it's time to end this.
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Fools!
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You may have defeated me,
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but good luck
dealing with those crowds.
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We ain't worried about
no crowds, fool!
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Because we can get
those same holiday deals
by shopping online, hello.
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Nice work, Doom Patrol.
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Now, let's go
finish the parade.
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But how? Our float is ruined.
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And we worked
so hard on it too.
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Don't sweat it, yo.
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Because I gots an idea.
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We did it!
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We made Mom's
Thanksgiving dream
finally come true.
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This is
the best Thanksgiving ever.
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That's what's up!
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Quick, Chief, pass it to me!
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Over here! Over here!
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Pass it to me, Chief,
I'm open.
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Yes!
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- Boomsies!
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Nice throw,
you big goober.
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It's all good.
I'll gets it.
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Hey, what's this?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just some
old home movies
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from when each of you
got your superpowers.
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Really?
That's so cool.
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Let's watch 'em, yo!
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Oh, yeah.
- Oh, it's been so long.
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Can't we do something else?
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No!
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Here they come
for the final lap.
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And pushing it for the win
is Cliff Steele!
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Oh, snap! You used to be
into auto racing?
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That's right.
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Before I got my robot body,
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I was a super-fast
race car driver.
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I will always remember the day
of my terrible accident.
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It was the day...
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I won the race.
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And now I shall celebrate
by dancing through the night.
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Boomsies!
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Ooh, this club is having
a breakdancing competition?
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Oh, I would like
to win that very much.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, no!
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You may be
the best race car driver boy,
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but I am the best
break-dancer boy.
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Uh, check it out, check it out.
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No way. I have
all the best dance moves.
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Look, I packed them.
It's a suitcase of dance.
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Whoa! What? What? Yeah!
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- Ooh!
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But can you do
The Robot?
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Hey! Watch it!
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I am sorry.
It was a terrible accident.
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I was trying to do the Robot,
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but it remains
the one dance move
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that has
evaded my mastery.
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Well, I can
fix that for you.
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You can?
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Sure. All we have to do
is get a little extreme.
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Congratulations.
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The surgery was a success.
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Now I can do
the robot dance?
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Of course!
Because now you are a robot.
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How is this possible?
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00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,651
Simple. I remove your brain
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and put it inside
the robot body.
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Could you not have just
gotten me dance lessons?
255
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,657
Sure, but this is way better.
You'll see.
256
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,707
Cool body.
But it's going to take
257
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,754
more than that
to defeat me, Robot boy.
258
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,625
I am not a robot boy.
259
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,540
I am a robot man!
260
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,328
Beep, spin, twirl. What?
261
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,416
Swiggle, swiggle, swiggle.
262
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,988
Oh, yes. What? What?
What? What? What?
263
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,206
Zoop, zoop. Zip, zip.
264
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,557
Restart, restart.
Control, alt, delete.
265
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,472
So authentic.
266
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,259
- Yes! Oh, you know it!
267
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,478
Hooray!
I win again! Yes!
268
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,049
So what were you doing
in that nightclub, Chief?
269
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,008
Yeah, I thought
you hated music.
270
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,227
I can't remember.
It was years ago.
271
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,316
Now will you please
stop putting me on trial
272
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,057
so we can go
get something to eat?
273
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,843
Not just yet, Chief!
I want to check out my movie.
274
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,239
Hey! I remember this.
This is the day
275
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,851
the Chief helped me win
my squishy-mushy face.
276
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:14,810
Whoo-hoo!
277
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,472
A hundred tickets!
278
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,518
I'm never
gonna win that bear.
279
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,346
Don't get down
on yourself, little lady.
280
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,870
You can still win that bear.
281
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:31,914
But how?
282
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,090
I'm almost out of tokens.
283
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,701
By playing this.
284
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,312
If you can
defeat the mother ship,
285
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,791
those tickets will be yours.
286
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,667
All systems ready.
287
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:46,973
Warning! Warning!
288
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,456
Oh, come on! Ugh!
289
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,544
Try it again.
290
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,504
- Ugh!
- Try it again.
291
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,811
- Ugh!
- Try it again.
292
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,944
This game is too hard.
293
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,424
No, it isn't.
294
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,687
You just have to become
one with the game.
295
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,167
Well, can you help me?
296
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,299
Sure, sure.
But let me ask you something.
297
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,954
Are you willing
to get extreme?
298
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,219
I'll do anything
to win that bear.
299
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,351
Great!
300
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,267
Hey, uh, is that thing safe?
301
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,398
Oh, definitely not.
302
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,536
What did you do to me?
303
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,538
I turned you into
a negatively charged being.
304
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,714
Now you can become
one with the game
305
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,456
and win that bear.
306
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,501
But you could've just
shared your tickets with me.
307
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,156
Oh, where's the fun in that?
308
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,028
Now, go on.
Give it a try.
309
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,685
Warning. Warning.
310
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,122
You're going down.
311
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,170
Oh, yeah?
Who's laughing now?
312
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,432
Take that!
313
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,874
You're right.
That was fun!
314
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,967
Now give me that bear!
315
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,889
And that's how I won
my favorite squishy-mushy.
316
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,283
But isn't that bizarre
that the Chief was spending
317
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,546
his leisure time
at an arcade?
318
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,896
It does sound suspicious.
319
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,681
There's nothing
suspicious about it.
320
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,030
Now can we please go eat?
321
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,031
I'm starving!
322
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,206
Not so fast, Chief.
323
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,860
I want to watch my movie.
324
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,473
Oh, my goodness.
325
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,084
This was when I was
trying to make it
326
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,259
as a Hollywood actor.
327
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,395
Look out! It's a monster!
328
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,051
Cut!
329
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,488
Whoa! What's the matter?
That take was perfect.
330
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,142
But look at me.
331
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,057
No audience is gonna
take me seriously as an actor
332
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,493
if I'm covered in slime.
333
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,712
I know, I know,
but don't worry.
334
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,018
I'll make sure
it doesn't happen
335
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,019
in the next movie.
336
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,553
Cut! That's it!
337
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,424
I am done acting
in these low budget movies
338
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,252
where I end up getting slimed!
339
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,780
All of my life,
I've dreamed of becoming
340
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,783
the biggest Hollywood star
the world has ever seen.
341
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:29,744
But now I fear
it's just never gonna happen.
342
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,746
Well, this machine
can help you with that.
343
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:33,878
It can?
344
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,445
Of course.
345
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,621
That is, if you're willing
to get a little extreme!
346
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,540
I love getting extreme.
347
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,586
Great! Then, hop inside here.
348
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,719
What exactly is this thing?
349
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:49,938
A movie prop?
350
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,374
No, no, no, no.
351
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,333
It's a chamber
that will modify your DNA.
352
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,464
Wait, what?
353
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,956
What just happened?
354
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,653
The chamber
merged your DNA
355
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,394
with children's
modeling clay.
356
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,701
But all I wanted
was a new audition.
357
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,181
I know,
358
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,139
but now you're guaranteed
to become
359
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,925
the biggest Hollywood star
the world has ever seen.
360
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,625
Look out! It's a monster!
361
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,588
I'm finally
a big Hollywood star.
362
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,334
Wow, I can't believe
Moms was a movie star
363
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,335
on a Hollywood set.
364
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:40,771
Speaking of which,
365
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,730
what were you doing on set
that day, Chief?
366
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,210
Well, that's not important.
367
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,863
Now, how about
we get ourselves some grub?
368
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,213
Hold up, Chief!
369
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,128
We still gots to watch
the one about me.
370
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,572
Go away! We're eating!
371
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,487
Don't be rude, Chief.
Answer it.
372
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,010
All right, all right.
373
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,360
Yeah, what do you want?
374
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,709
Who is it, Chief?
375
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,015
I don't know.
There's nobody here.
376
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,756
That's odd.
377
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,888
It's probably just a prank
from those rotten teenagers.
378
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,458
It's not a prank.
379
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,852
It's a cute little baby boy.
380
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,897
Well, what's it doing
at our door?
381
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,508
I think he needs a new family.
382
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,380
And I think he found one.
Oh, yes, he did.
383
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,777
You can live with us forever.
384
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:34,216
Oh, somebody needs
a diaper change.
385
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,088
Fine, I'll change him,
386
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,134
but this better be
a one-time thing.
387
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,834
Chief!
388
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,230
Chief!
389
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:52,582
Chief!
390
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,027
Oh, man.
391
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,942
It's like his poo-poos are
on an infinite repeat cycle.
392
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,032
If only there was a way
to avoid changing him.
393
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,556
Avoid changing him.
394
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,907
Say there, little guy,
you wanna get extreme?
395
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:17,259
I'll take that as a yes.
To the laboratory!
396
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,838
Guess who just solved
our pooping problems?
397
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,753
- Behold!
- Why is he green?
398
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,233
Nothing to be alarmed about.
399
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,538
I simply injected him
400
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,236
with an experimental
monkey serum.
401
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,759
You did what?
402
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:41,152
Now he can transform
into animals
403
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,154
and go poop outside.
404
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,287
Once again,
you've gone to the extreme.
405
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,724
But I guess we don't have
to change diapers anymore.
406
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,466
And that makes everyone
a winner.
407
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:51,859
Except for our neighbor.
408
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,342
Not on my azaleas.
409
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,043
That was so much
of a super funky
fresh fun times, right?
410
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,654
Hold up.
Who shot these movies?
411
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,614
- Who cares?
412
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,746
Party, party time.
Party time. Party-- Oh.
413
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,836
- Yo, check it.
- What is it?
414
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,316
Oh, it's nothing.
Give me that!
415
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,709
Let me see that folder.
416
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,322
- What?
417
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,672
Chief, you were planning
to transform us the whole time?
418
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,326
And for what?
419
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:27,111
So you could turn us
into a team of superheroes?
420
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:30,811
No. I did it to turn you
into a family.
421
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,248
Wow!
422
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,641
I can't believe
you care about us so much
423
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,512
that you'd turn us
into a family of freaks.
424
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,253
That is so nice, Chief.
425
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,907
It's literally
the sweetest thing
426
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,387
anyone's ever done for me.
427
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:44,346
Come over here
and give us a hug.
428
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,305
Don't go all mushy on me.30476
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