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Theme music playing...
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*TEEN TITANS GO*
Season 07 Episode 05 (IMDB)
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♪ Wow! ♪
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♪ Hey, look what just arrived
In the mail ♪
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♪ Ooh!
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♪ It's an invitation
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♪ For a free vacation
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-♪ To the Space House
-♪ Space House
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♪ We gon' blast right off
And kick it at the... ♪
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♪ Space House
Space House ♪
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♪ Exactly what it sounds like
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♪ A big old house
In outer space ♪
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♪ With no
Particular destination ♪
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♪ Who cares?
It's a free vacation! ♪
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♪ New friends!
It's a celebration ♪
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♪ Space House
Space House ♪
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♪ Exactly what it sounds like
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♪ Space House
Space House ♪
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♪ We're gonna blast right off
And kick it at the... ♪
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♪ Space House!
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Episode Title: "Space House"
Aired on: May 31, 2021.
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Wow!
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Look at that view.
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Out of this world!
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Just like the invitation
said it would be.
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Speaking of which,
we still have no idea
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who invited us
on this free vacation
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or where we're even going.
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Do not look
into the mouth of the horse
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that gives you the gifts.
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Got it. We'll just
throw caution to the wind
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as usual.
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This house is so high-tech.
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- It's got a 3
- D printer snack machine.
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Don't be playing with me, Cy!
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I'm not playing with you.
Check it!
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- Burger.
- Burrito.
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- Burger!
- Burrito!
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Burgerrito!
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Thank you, Space House!
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You're welcome.
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Whoa! Who said that?
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The House. I'm talking.
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Space House is alive?
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Space House, identify yourself!
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Of course.
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I am Space House Artificial
Domestic Intelligence.
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Or S.H.A.D.I. for short.
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I am voice activated
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and I control
everything in this house.
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Space House. Open cabinet.
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Sweet.
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Attention, Titans,
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the other guests
have just arrived.
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The other what now?
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You weren't the only ones
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from the only universe
to get an invitation.
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Other guests
from another universe?
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Titans, ready yourselves.
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We have no idea
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what's about to walk
through that space door.
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The DC Superhero Girls!
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What's up?
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Ah! The sigh of relief.
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We do not have to destroy them.
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And we need not destroy you.
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Which we totally could
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because there's just more of us.
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No. We would still win
in a fight.
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You, for instance,
are definitely no match for me.
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Oh, is that right?
You don't say.
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Um, yes.
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I'm better than you
at probably everything.
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Oh, yeah?
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- Back flip.
- Triple back flip.
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A 3-D printer snack machine!
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I know, right!
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Does it have a Non-GMO setting?
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Oh, yeah. Nows you speaking
my language.
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- Totally better.
- Totally not.
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We will have
a great time together
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on our space-cation.
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Nothing is going to ruin it
for us.
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Isn't that right,
Batgirl and Robin?
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Fine. Yeah, Okay.
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Actually, even a small meteorite
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could ruin it for us.
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Uh, here we go.
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That's all it would take
to shatter that glass dome
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and suck all of us out into that
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cold dark void of space.
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Don't listen to Bumblebee.
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She has lots
of irrational fears.
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Attention, guests.
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What foul bewitchery is this?
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There is no bewitchery.
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That is the S.H.A.D.I.
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The house is
the artificially intelligent.
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I am happy to inform you
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that it is time
to pick your bedrooms.
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There's only one way
to do this fairly.
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Everyone for themselves!
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I get the room with the view!
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Wow!
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I get the room with no gravity!
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We get the room with toilet beds
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'cause we eats too many
printer foods.
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Yeah.
We don't need our privacy.
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Mmm-hmm. That'll do just fine.
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Cool! Water bed!
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Whoa. Seasick.
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Yeah. Thick walls.
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Good. Won't be able
to sleep-fly through these.
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I'll take this room.
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The entertainment system
of this room
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features the holograms.
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Let us see a projection
from my home,
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Themyscira.
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Kitty!
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I take it you like cats.
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Well, I guess that leaves me
with the only room left.
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Not exactly cozy.
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Actually, exposed ceilings
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and metallic finishes
are all the rage right now.
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But, there's actual
smoke in here.
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It's probably just
a therapeutic humidifier.
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Well, I don't like it one bit!
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Oh, here we go again.
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What?
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Another one
of your irrational fears.
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What...
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This fear is totally rational!
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I mean, look at this room.
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That is a legit cryotube.
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Ah. That's just
a space lava lamp.
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Bumblebee, you have to learn
to master your fears.
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A certain caped crusader
taught me that.
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Who was it? Batman?
It was Batman, wasn't it?
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He taught me that, too.
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He taught me first.
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I smelled his cowl once.
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Well, I do his taxes.
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- I polished his Bat forks.
- He lets me...
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I think
there's something in there.
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Did you see that?
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One, two, three, four.
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I declare a thumb war.
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Good night.
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Ah... All this smoke
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is making my throat dry.
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Danger alert! Danger alert!
Danger alert!
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Bumblebee! What's wrong?
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There's an alien in the house.
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He's big and purple and blue,
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and like I said,
it's in the house!
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Oh, Bumblebee.
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There you go with your
irrational fears, again.
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There are no aliens
in the house.
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Oh, yeah! Then what about that?
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Whoa. A slime trail.
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Huh. I guess
there is an alien in the house.
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- Perfect!
- Perfect?
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It's the perfect opportunity
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to master your fears.
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That's true.
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If you can master your fear
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of a terrifying alien
from space,
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you can master any fear.
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But some fears
don't need to be mastered.
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Some fears keep you alive.
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We should hide.
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No. We'll track it down
and face it head on.
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You can do this, Bumblebee.
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I bee-lieve in you.
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Then it's settled.
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We'll track down the alien
and we'll do it
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using my superior
detective skills.
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- I found a clue!
- What?
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According to my scanner,
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the slime is derived from a
creature of asterozilic nature.
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Good work, Batgirl.
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That's nothing. Watch this.
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A detective's greatest tool
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is the tongue.
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It's fresh.
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It's definitely fresh!
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I don't think you should
be licking alien slime.
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Found another clue
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'cause I'm the greatest
detective ever!
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What? Wait. I'll taste it.
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I think we're getting closer.
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Hey. What's going on?
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And why is Robin eating slime?
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He's trying to prove
he's the better detective.
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Also, interesting side note...
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There's an alien in the house!
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I found it!
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That thing looks like
it could do some damage.
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We're gonna need some armor.
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Ah, yes.
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Check this thing out!
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I can't fit.
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It's way too small.
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There's only one person
that could get in there.
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Oh, no, no, no, no way!
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The powerlifter suit is tiny.
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You're the only one
who could fit.
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Plus,
it's the perfect opportunity
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for you to master your fears.
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Ugh. Fine.
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You got this, Bumblebee!
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I hope she's safe in there.
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Uh... Robin...
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Are you all right?
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No!
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I don't think he's all right.
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Master my...
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fears.
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Excuse me, roomie.
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Uh, what's happening?
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I was coughing, so I
went to get a drink of water
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and then there was an alien
in the house,
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so I got in the powerlifter because
I was the only one small enough
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and then Robin mutated
and they both attacked me,
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so now I'm going to throw
one of them into space.
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Okay.
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How do I know which one
to hurl into space?
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I'm Robin.
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Hmm.
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Oh, come on.
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Curse that invitation
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for a free vacation!
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Wow.
This is way more comfortable
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than that water bed.
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And I can even breathe
underwater now.
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I finally have a superpower.
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Batgirl must be so jealous.
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Hey, Bumblebee. How jealous
do you think she's gonna be, huh?
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Maybe Starro wasn't so bad
after all.
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...Yeah,
but you have no superpowers.
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Ah! The incomprehensible
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majesty of the Orion Nebula.
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Just look at that stunning...
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No, thanks. We busy.
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It's time to announce
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the baker with the best
blueberry muffins.
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And the winner is...
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Robert.
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All right. The hurray!
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Anti-gravity rooms,
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hologram machines,
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incredible views of the galaxy
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and all you wanna do on your
once-in-a-lifetime spacecation
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is watch Muffin Wars?
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Space House, off.
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Ugh. Someone click
next episode.
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I don't want to watch
the credits.
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Yeah. Who cares
about acknowledging
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other people's accomplishments?
Give me the remote.
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But it's so far away.
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I got it.
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Thanks, Green Lantern.
That was a close one.
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That's one powerful ring
you got there.
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I know, right? I can create
anything I can imagine with it.
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Power. Ooh.
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Can I try it on?
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Beast Boy, don't be rude.
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00:11:17,902 --> 00:11:19,863
Yeah. You don't ask somebody
you barely know
269
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,561
to try on
their personal effects.
270
00:11:21,645 --> 00:11:22,866
What's wrong with you?
271
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,476
Sorry, Beast Boy,
272
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,174
but Power Rings
are only to be worn by members
273
00:11:26,258 --> 00:11:27,567
of the Green Lantern Corps.
274
00:11:27,651 --> 00:11:28,959
But Beastie wants it.
275
00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,135
He wants the shiny green
Power Ring.
276
00:11:31,219 --> 00:11:33,355
He needs it. Lets him have it.
277
00:11:33,439 --> 00:11:34,965
What has gotten into you, man?
278
00:11:35,049 --> 00:11:37,489
And why are you talking
in the third person?
279
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,839
I don't know.
280
00:11:38,923 --> 00:11:41,102
It's the ring.
It's making me crazy.
281
00:11:41,186 --> 00:11:44,061
It's okay. Power can have
that sort of effect on people.
282
00:11:44,145 --> 00:11:46,804
Especially people
with limited brain capacity.
283
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:49,676
This ring
is actually so powerful,
284
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,461
that I have
to recite an oath everyday
285
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,681
just to remind myself
of how powerful it is.
286
00:11:54,765 --> 00:11:56,986
I love a good oath.
Let's hear it.
287
00:11:58,072 --> 00:12:00,774
I, Jessica Cruz,
of the Green Lantern Corps,
288
00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:03,211
pledge to respect
the incredible power
289
00:12:03,295 --> 00:12:05,387
of this super powerful
Power Ring.
290
00:12:05,471 --> 00:12:06,823
The power...
291
00:12:06,907 --> 00:12:08,172
The power!
292
00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:10,348
Beastie must haves it.
293
00:12:10,432 --> 00:12:12,046
And because it is so powerful...
294
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,482
Hey! My Power Ring!
295
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,223
It's Beastie's power.
296
00:12:15,307 --> 00:12:17,571
The power is mine!
297
00:12:19,093 --> 00:12:20,576
Give me my Power Ring back!
298
00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,449
Never!
299
00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:25,144
My ring!
300
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:29,890
Where did it go?
301
00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:31,805
Well, this is my magic hat,
302
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,415
so it disappeared. But never fear,
303
00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:35,950
I, Zatanna, will retrieve it.
304
00:12:36,981 --> 00:12:38,507
Sorry.
305
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,901
Huh. This is embarrassing.
306
00:12:40,985 --> 00:12:43,644
You know what, sometimes
it's just rabbits all day long.
307
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,210
- I'm going in.
- In the hat?
308
00:12:46,294 --> 00:12:48,778
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You do not want to do that.
309
00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:50,693
You've never gone
in your magic hat before?
310
00:12:50,777 --> 00:12:51,912
No way!
311
00:12:51,996 --> 00:12:54,001
My hat is very, very magical.
312
00:12:54,085 --> 00:12:55,698
Look.
There's even a warning label.
313
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,047
The ring...
314
00:12:57,131 --> 00:12:59,225
I must haves the ring.
315
00:13:01,135 --> 00:13:03,445
Oh, no.
I'm definitely going in.
316
00:13:03,529 --> 00:13:05,316
Jess!
317
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,927
I do not know
what is in this hat,
318
00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:08,755
but I know
I have to help my friend.
319
00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:10,844
- I'm going in.
- Me, too.
320
00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:13,074
I just want to see
what it looks like in there.
321
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,413
Titans! Our help is needed.
322
00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:18,099
Superhero Girls, likewise!
323
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,419
Eh. They can probably
handle it, right?
324
00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:24,161
I mean, we don't
all need to go in, do we?
325
00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:25,685
Nah. It'd be overkill
326
00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:27,295
and way too many characters
to keep track of.
327
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:29,601
Then it's settled.
Due to production constraints,
328
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:33,040
we'll stay here and watch more
Muffin Wars!
329
00:13:33,124 --> 00:13:34,606
Yay!
330
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,260
Now back to Muffin Wars...
331
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,577
Look at this place.
332
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,187
Everything is very magical here,
333
00:13:50,271 --> 00:13:51,798
so be careful what you touch.
334
00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:53,538
Whoa!
335
00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:54,801
Ooh!
336
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,846
Okay. Stop messing around.
337
00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,282
Does anyone see my ring?
338
00:13:58,366 --> 00:14:00,545
It's gotta be here somewhere.
339
00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:02,809
Look! On top
of that house of cards.
340
00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:05,505
Or, more like mountain of cards.
341
00:14:08,202 --> 00:14:09,508
My ring!
342
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,774
My ring.
343
00:14:11,858 --> 00:14:13,821
Beastie must haves it.
344
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,127
Beast Boy! Get back here!
345
00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:19,173
Let us make haste.
346
00:14:19,257 --> 00:14:21,131
We cannot let your bestial
friend get to the mountain first.
347
00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:23,003
Okay. But keep your eyes open.
348
00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:25,264
It could be dangerous in here.
349
00:14:28,657 --> 00:14:30,358
I feel so vulnerable.
350
00:14:30,442 --> 00:14:33,404
Without my ring, I'm
completely useless as a hero.
351
00:14:33,488 --> 00:14:35,406
Hey! Sounds like someone's
352
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:37,278
in need of an uplifting speech.
353
00:14:37,362 --> 00:14:39,410
Uh, what now?
354
00:14:39,494 --> 00:14:42,196
True power isn't found
in magic rings.
355
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,719
Take me, for example.
356
00:14:43,803 --> 00:14:46,722
I have no powers whatsoever.
357
00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:48,028
You might even say
358
00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,681
I'm a useless lump
of dead weight.
359
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:50,813
Yeah, you might say that.
360
00:14:50,897 --> 00:14:51,858
But you'd be wrong!
361
00:14:51,942 --> 00:14:53,774
True power comes...
362
00:14:54,945 --> 00:14:56,669
Help me!
363
00:15:17,968 --> 00:15:19,114
Sorry.
364
00:15:19,198 --> 00:15:22,062
I wouldn't normally
require this much help.
365
00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:23,628
Just remember, Jess.
366
00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:25,456
True power comes...
367
00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,373
Look! It's Beast Boy!
368
00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:30,113
Must haves it.
369
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,919
Beastie must haves it.
370
00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:34,005
After him!
371
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,524
We're trapped
372
00:15:49,608 --> 00:15:52,222
inside a giant magic box!
373
00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:54,398
You mean the kind
that magicians stick swords...
374
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,700
That would be a "yes."
375
00:15:59,748 --> 00:16:02,319
I really wish
I had my Power Ring right now.
376
00:16:02,403 --> 00:16:04,147
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
377
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,932
Were you not listening before?
378
00:16:06,016 --> 00:16:07,759
I think someone needs a recap.
379
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,587
All you need to be super
380
00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:11,808
is to reach deep within your...
381
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:33,350
Thank you, all of you.
382
00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:36,745
Because it required
all of you to keep me safe.
383
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,052
That's how helpless I am
without my Power Ring.
384
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:40,880
Look! The mountain of cards.
385
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:42,620
We've made it at last.
386
00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:45,972
The ring...
Beastie must haves the ring.
387
00:16:46,056 --> 00:16:47,843
We can't let him
beat us to my ring.
388
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,192
We will never catch him.
389
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,455
The little beast scurries
much too fast.
390
00:16:51,539 --> 00:16:53,022
Got any tricks
up your sleeves, Zatanna?
391
00:16:53,106 --> 00:16:55,417
Oh! Of course. I'm a magician.
392
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,511
That'll do.
393
00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:05,905
To the top of that mountain!
394
00:17:05,989 --> 00:17:08,601
Whoa!
395
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,823
Oh! There it is. My ring!
396
00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:17,784
Careful! This mountain of cards
is very unstable.
397
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,832
My precious.
398
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:23,271
- Beast Boy, no.
- Beastie, yes.
399
00:17:24,616 --> 00:17:26,534
Give me my Power Ring!
400
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:28,494
Never!
401
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,932
Be careful!
402
00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:35,456
A house of cards
always eventually...
403
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,242
falls.
404
00:17:39,544 --> 00:17:41,852
Precious...
405
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:48,949
My ring! Where's my ring?
406
00:17:50,381 --> 00:17:51,994
Beastie tries it on...
407
00:17:52,078 --> 00:17:53,648
just one time.
408
00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:55,431
No!
409
00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:06,052
The power of the Power Ring
is too powerful for him.
410
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,357
It's really messing
with his own superpowers.
411
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,980
I think he's trying to use
the ring to create a weapon.
412
00:18:21,064 --> 00:18:22,938
What kind of weapon
can he create with that thing?
413
00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:24,331
Anything!
414
00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:26,462
The only limit
is his own imagination.
415
00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:31,686
A tater tot. That's the
limit of his imagination?
416
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,861
Hmm. Pretty much.
417
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,255
It is very effective.
418
00:18:35,339 --> 00:18:36,823
I will give him that.
419
00:18:39,647 --> 00:18:41,915
Run!
420
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,179
Azarath Metrion...
421
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,007
This is all my fault.
422
00:18:48,091 --> 00:18:49,573
And I can't even help
423
00:18:49,657 --> 00:18:51,793
because I'm nothing
without my Power Ring.
424
00:18:51,877 --> 00:18:53,316
Oh... Come on.
425
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,101
Have you not learned a thing?
426
00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:56,580
Recap!
427
00:18:56,664 --> 00:18:58,758
Every superhero...
428
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:08,114
"True power isn't found
in magic rings.
429
00:19:08,198 --> 00:19:09,593
"All you need to be super
430
00:19:09,677 --> 00:19:12,118
"is to reach
deep within your..."
431
00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:13,771
Reach in deep.
432
00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,644
That gives me an idea.
433
00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:18,211
Raven! Summon a portal,
434
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:19,864
so that I can reach inside
the magic hat
435
00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,734
- from the outside.
- Got it.
436
00:19:25,954 --> 00:19:27,220
Gotcha!
437
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:28,917
Wonder Woman, quick!
Use your lasso.
438
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,307
On it.
439
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,009
Pull harder!
440
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:36,229
My precious!
441
00:19:36,313 --> 00:19:38,144
The ring is secure.
442
00:19:38,228 --> 00:19:40,797
All right.
443
00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:45,020
Is that you, Beastie?
444
00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:47,391
I shall do the
hugs and the squishies.
445
00:19:49,717 --> 00:19:51,374
See, Jess? A true hero
446
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,681
doesn't need powers after all.
447
00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:55,291
You were right, Robin.
448
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,946
But having a Power Ring
certainly doesn't hurt.
449
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,862
I, Jessica Cruz,
of the Green Lantern Corps,
450
00:20:00,946 --> 00:20:03,212
pledge to respect
the incredible power
451
00:20:03,296 --> 00:20:06,041
of this super powerful
Power Ring.
452
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,261
And because it is so powerful,
453
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:11,177
I will always
hold its power tight
454
00:20:11,261 --> 00:20:13,788
and never let anyone
take its powerful
455
00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:15,790
powerfulness away!
456
00:20:15,874 --> 00:20:17,922
Especially not Beast Boy.
457
00:20:18,006 --> 00:20:20,142
I don't think
that'll be a problem anymore.
458
00:20:20,226 --> 00:20:22,189
My precious.
459
00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:28,933
Man, I love chilling
in this Space House.
460
00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:31,762
It's so relaxing.
461
00:20:31,846 --> 00:20:34,981
I, too, am feeling
the very relaxed.
462
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:40,119
Ah, there's nothing like
sitting around, watching TV
463
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:41,816
while floating through space.
464
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:43,818
It is certainly a relief
465
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:46,212
to not be burdened with
unforeseen negative circumstances.
466
00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:47,778
Warning, warning!
467
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,998
What is wrong, Space House?
468
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,306
A giant meteor
is headed this way.
469
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,872
That is the wonderful news.
470
00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:57,832
A giant meatyor sounds
the delicious.
471
00:20:57,916 --> 00:21:00,313
No, Starfire, he said meteor,
472
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:02,837
not meat-yor.
473
00:21:02,921 --> 00:21:04,969
I do not understand
the difference.
474
00:21:05,053 --> 00:21:07,015
Meteors aren't made out of meat.
475
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,060
It's hard to believe,
but Starfire is right.
476
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,978
This meteor is
totally made out of meat.
477
00:21:13,801 --> 00:21:15,980
We must do something about
that meteor before it destroys us.
478
00:21:16,064 --> 00:21:18,026
I know exactly what to do.
479
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,202
First, we need to become
rugged oil drillers.
480
00:21:20,286 --> 00:21:22,552
Then, we need to dress up
like astronauts
481
00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:25,120
and walk real slow and dramatic,
like, towards our space shuttle.
482
00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:26,643
After some emotional goodbyes,
483
00:21:26,727 --> 00:21:28,210
we blast off into space,
484
00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:29,820
and plant a bomb
deep inside that meteor
485
00:21:29,904 --> 00:21:32,172
and blow it to pieces.
486
00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:37,045
Wait, isn't that just the plot
of that dumb asteroid movie?
487
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,829
You mean Armageddon?
488
00:21:38,913 --> 00:21:40,614
The greatest, most
implausible movie of all time?
489
00:21:40,698 --> 00:21:42,833
The Armageddon with
all the sappy Aerosmith songs
490
00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:46,315
and starring America's favorite
apathetic action hero, Bruce Willis?
491
00:21:46,399 --> 00:21:48,143
Yes. Yes, it is.
492
00:21:48,227 --> 00:21:50,711
Yeah, didn't that dude die
at the end of that movie?
493
00:21:50,795 --> 00:21:53,582
Yeah, but he got to ride
the bomb like a horsey.
494
00:21:55,365 --> 00:21:57,892
Ugh, that sounds like
a terrible idea, Cyborg.
495
00:21:57,976 --> 00:22:01,374
The three of us shall come up
with a better plan using our heads.
496
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,114
But we've only got
one shot at this.
497
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,291
How can we be sure
your ideas are gonna work?
498
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:08,281
You can test them out in the holographic chamber.
499
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:12,557
That is the brilliant idea,
Space House.
500
00:22:14,732 --> 00:22:16,737
And I've got just the plan.
501
00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:19,305
Does it involve slow-motion
walking and dramatic music?
502
00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:23,309
No, no, no, no.
It's much more sophisticated.
503
00:22:23,393 --> 00:22:26,312
I'm gonna fly over that meteor
and destroy it with my fists.
504
00:22:26,396 --> 00:22:27,749
Ingenious!
505
00:22:29,529 --> 00:22:32,011
Take this!
506
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,973
See, guys? I knew
my plan would work.
507
00:22:36,057 --> 00:22:37,671
No, it didn't.
508
00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:40,106
You just pounded that meteor
into a giant meat butt.
509
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,894
Well, then, what about this?
510
00:22:47,373 --> 00:22:50,856
Now it is
the flame-broiled meat butt.
511
00:22:55,947 --> 00:22:59,517
No, you have turned
it into the frozen meat butt.
512
00:23:04,738 --> 00:23:07,133
Space House, end simulation.
513
00:23:08,351 --> 00:23:10,225
I can't believe
that didn't work.
514
00:23:10,309 --> 00:23:11,879
It's okay, Kara,
515
00:23:11,963 --> 00:23:14,621
because I know how
we can solve our problem.
516
00:23:14,705 --> 00:23:17,754
No, Cyborg, we are not doing
your Armageddon plan.
517
00:23:17,838 --> 00:23:21,802
- Oh, man! Can we at least rock out to some Aerosmith?
- Never!
518
00:23:21,886 --> 00:23:24,805
Friends, what if instead of
destroying the meteor,
519
00:23:24,889 --> 00:23:26,328
we lived upon it instead?
520
00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:28,112
That's a great idea.
521
00:23:28,196 --> 00:23:30,548
Then, perhaps,
we should test it out.
522
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:36,512
I don't know, Star.
This place looks pretty empty.
523
00:23:36,596 --> 00:23:38,732
Do you really think
we can live out here?
524
00:23:38,816 --> 00:23:42,255
Indeed. All this place needs is the
small amount of the elbow grease.
525
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:59,187
Check it out, guys. I built
these cozy little meat cottages.
526
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,016
And I have built
this relaxing meat gazebo.
527
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,975
I built this meat bowling alley.
528
00:24:05,059 --> 00:24:07,151
And I have built the meat DMV,
529
00:24:07,235 --> 00:24:09,502
which shall only be open
from the 9:00 to 5:00,
530
00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:12,418
and closed on major holidays.
531
00:24:12,502 --> 00:24:15,899
Tell me, Cyborg, is our
new home not the adorable?
532
00:24:15,983 --> 00:24:17,988
I think it stinks.
533
00:24:18,072 --> 00:24:20,296
Our new home does not the stink.
534
00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:25,779
Yeah, it does. I think the
meat is starting to go bad.
535
00:24:25,863 --> 00:24:29,609
Friends, I think our smelly
situation has attracted some visitors.
536
00:24:29,693 --> 00:24:31,872
Oh, no! Are those...
537
00:24:31,956 --> 00:24:33,353
Meat bears?
538
00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:39,011
Space House,
cease this simulation.
539
00:24:41,095 --> 00:24:43,797
Terrific. That plan
didn't work either.
540
00:24:43,881 --> 00:24:47,627
It is obvious now that there is
only one person who can save us.
541
00:24:47,711 --> 00:24:49,324
- Steve Trevor.
- What?
542
00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:51,631
You're seriously gonna
take advice from that dude?
543
00:24:51,715 --> 00:24:54,416
He doesn't know the first
thing about drilling for oil.
544
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:57,245
Correct. Steve Trevor
has a military background,
545
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,465
and is one of the most
brilliant men I know.
546
00:24:59,549 --> 00:25:02,206
Plus, Diana has got
a huge crush on him.
547
00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:05,079
Kara, please. We are
dealing with a major crisis here.
548
00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:07,211
I do not have time for romance.
549
00:25:07,295 --> 00:25:11,130
Steven.
550
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,306
Snap out of it, Diana.
551
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:16,786
You and Steve are supposed to
be coming up with a plan,
552
00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:18,745
not going on some virtual date.
553
00:25:18,829 --> 00:25:21,574
You are right, Kara. Steve
and I shall come up with a plan...
554
00:25:21,658 --> 00:25:23,490
right after dessert.
555
00:25:29,317 --> 00:25:31,454
Yeah! Awesome!
556
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:36,240
Congratulations. I am
the so very happy for you.
557
00:25:36,324 --> 00:25:40,463
Me, too. I'm sorry. I just get
so emotional at weddings.
558
00:25:41,852 --> 00:25:43,509
Now are you and Steve
gonna come up with a plan?
559
00:25:43,593 --> 00:25:45,162
We're running out of time.
560
00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:47,164
Yes, we shall come up
with a plan...
561
00:25:47,248 --> 00:25:50,298
after we cut the cake.
562
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,388
Congratulations on purchasing
the new home.
563
00:25:53,472 --> 00:25:56,086
Thank you, and we apologize
that it took so long.
564
00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:59,133
Yeah, I was starting to think you
would never get out of virtual escrow.
565
00:25:59,217 --> 00:26:01,483
Will you come up with
a plan already?
566
00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:04,136
Yes, Kara, we shall get started
on it right away.
567
00:26:07,617 --> 00:26:11,711
Space House, end simulation.
568
00:26:11,795 --> 00:26:14,801
Warning, warning!
Meteor impact imminent.
569
00:26:14,885 --> 00:26:17,325
Oh, no! We are almost
out of the time.
570
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,719
Then can we please move forward
with my idea?
571
00:26:19,803 --> 00:26:21,851
I suppose we do not have
any other choice.
572
00:26:21,935 --> 00:26:23,679
There is no time to run
another simulation.
573
00:26:23,763 --> 00:26:26,245
Great! Let's do this.
574
00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:41,436
Argh! Why are we wasting
all this time drilling for oil?
575
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,090
Because we have to get good
at drilling,
576
00:26:43,174 --> 00:26:44,221
so we can dig a hole
deep enough to
577
00:26:44,305 --> 00:26:45,701
plant a bomb inside that meteor
578
00:26:45,785 --> 00:26:47,573
and blow it up like they did
in the movie.
579
00:26:47,657 --> 00:26:49,749
Couldn't we just use our
superpowers to dig that hole?
580
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:53,143
No, silly. They didn't use
superpowers in that movie.
581
00:26:53,227 --> 00:26:55,093
Now get back to work.
582
00:27:00,191 --> 00:27:03,195
Nice work, team.
I think we're ready to launch.
583
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,861
It is a good thing
we decided to walk slowly.
584
00:27:14,945 --> 00:27:17,647
Yeah. Slipping on a wet floor
is dangerous.
585
00:27:18,775 --> 00:27:21,041
Not to mention the embarrassing.
586
00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:24,610
Cyborg, wait. I can't lets you
go without saying goodbye.
587
00:27:24,694 --> 00:27:25,915
I's gonna miss you.
588
00:27:25,999 --> 00:27:27,917
I'm gonna miss you too, Beasty.
589
00:27:28,001 --> 00:27:30,050
You be careful up there,
big guy.
590
00:27:30,134 --> 00:27:32,400
Don't worry. I'm only about to
fly through space
591
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,663
with a nuclear bomb strapped to
forty tons of rocket fuel.
592
00:27:34,747 --> 00:27:36,707
What could possibly go wrong?
593
00:27:47,151 --> 00:27:48,677
Diana, status report.
594
00:27:48,761 --> 00:27:51,245
T-minus five minutes
until touchdown.
595
00:27:51,329 --> 00:27:55,031
Then there's just enough time to
do the most important thing of all.
596
00:27:55,115 --> 00:27:56,990
Ride this bomb like a horsey.
597
00:27:57,074 --> 00:27:58,818
Cyborg, get off that
nuclear weapon
598
00:27:58,902 --> 00:28:00,863
before it blows us
to smithereens.
599
00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:03,213
It's fine.
They did it in the movie.
600
00:28:03,297 --> 00:28:05,433
But you were supposed to be
piloting the ship.
601
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,826
Will you two calm down?
602
00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:09,045
It's called empty space
for a reason.
603
00:28:09,129 --> 00:28:10,700
It's not like we're gonna
hit anything.
604
00:28:11,654 --> 00:28:13,223
What was that?
605
00:28:13,307 --> 00:28:14,660
We're drifted into
a patch of space debris
606
00:28:14,744 --> 00:28:16,444
which has damaged
both of our engines.
607
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,924
Oh, man!
608
00:28:18,008 --> 00:28:19,055
Somebody really should be
piloting this thing.
609
00:28:19,139 --> 00:28:20,796
Cyborg!
610
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,236
Not now. I need to make
an emergency landing.
611
00:28:35,025 --> 00:28:36,985
We're alive. Damage report.
612
00:28:39,159 --> 00:28:41,512
The good news is,
the bomb is still intact.
613
00:28:41,596 --> 00:28:44,733
But the bad news is, the remote
detonator has been destroyed.
614
00:28:44,817 --> 00:28:47,083
Which means somebody is
going to have to stay behind
615
00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:48,258
to trigger that weapon.
616
00:28:48,342 --> 00:28:49,999
- Not it.
- No, Kara.
617
00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:51,827
I believe the honorable solution
618
00:28:51,911 --> 00:28:53,176
is to draw straws.
619
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:54,613
That won't be necessary.
620
00:28:54,697 --> 00:28:56,832
I'll be the somebody
that stays behind.
621
00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:58,747
Are you sure about that, Cyborg?
622
00:28:58,831 --> 00:29:00,401
Yes, I'm sure.
623
00:29:00,485 --> 00:29:02,359
It was my dumb idea
that got us into this mess.
624
00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:05,493
I realize now that I shouldn't
look to Hollywood for ideas.
625
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,321
I should just use my head.
626
00:29:07,405 --> 00:29:09,453
No!
Not like this, bro.
627
00:29:09,537 --> 00:29:11,238
I so upset!
628
00:29:11,322 --> 00:29:13,499
I gots to listen to
some Aerosmith, yo.
629
00:29:14,238 --> 00:29:15,893
Ouch.
630
00:29:22,159 --> 00:29:24,077
Sing that song, Steven Tyler.
631
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,211
You's my only friend now.
632
00:29:37,087 --> 00:29:39,614
We're sorry for the way
things turned out, Beast Boy.
633
00:29:39,698 --> 00:29:43,096
But we have brought you back
something that will surely cheer you up.
634
00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:44,532
Whaddup, my man?
635
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,621
Cyborg, you's alive!
636
00:29:46,705 --> 00:29:49,232
But I thought somebody had to
stay behind to trigger that bomb.
637
00:29:49,316 --> 00:29:52,712
That's right,
and some body did stay behind.
638
00:29:53,016 --> 00:29:54,323
Mine.
639
00:29:59,152 --> 00:30:00,940
You know what, gang?
640
00:30:01,024 --> 00:30:04,117
I am so glad we all decided to
vacation at this Space House.
641
00:30:04,201 --> 00:30:05,858
And who cares
642
00:30:05,942 --> 00:30:08,512
that we were invited under
"suspicious circumstances"?
643
00:30:08,596 --> 00:30:10,079
This place is the best!
644
00:30:10,163 --> 00:30:12,908
Attention. Attention
645
00:30:12,992 --> 00:30:15,998
We will be arriving at our
destination in just a few moments.
646
00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:17,826
No way!
647
00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:20,829
I didn't realize our vacation
home was also a cruise ship.
648
00:30:20,913 --> 00:30:22,439
This is so cool!
649
00:30:22,523 --> 00:30:24,441
Can anybody guess
where we're headed?
650
00:30:24,525 --> 00:30:26,008
The Emerald Forest of Oa.
651
00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:27,749
The Fire Springs on Tamaran?
652
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:29,838
I hope we're headed to
that good space beach.
653
00:30:29,922 --> 00:30:31,666
Wherever our destination
may lie,
654
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,276
I am sure it will be enjoyable.
655
00:30:54,164 --> 00:30:57,170
Ooh, check out all those houses.
656
00:30:57,254 --> 00:31:00,261
And each one is filled with
heroes and villains.
657
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:03,089
I could have shared a house
with Batman?
658
00:31:03,173 --> 00:31:04,784
Come on!
659
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,531
Space House, can you please
tell us what is going on?
660
00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:14,143
Why don't you come outside
and I'll show you.
661
00:31:14,227 --> 00:31:17,407
Hello, Titans.
662
00:31:17,491 --> 00:31:19,148
You've actually already met me
663
00:31:19,232 --> 00:31:21,585
though my nifty AI unit,
S.H.A.D.I.,
664
00:31:21,669 --> 00:31:25,241
but now allow me to
officially introduce myself.
665
00:31:25,325 --> 00:31:27,156
I am Brainiac.
666
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,247
The multi-verse's
most brilliant mastermind!
667
00:31:31,331 --> 00:31:32,945
What's the meaning of this?
668
00:31:33,029 --> 00:31:35,643
For years, I have been
collecting heroes and villains
669
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,210
from across the multi-verse
670
00:31:37,294 --> 00:31:40,300
by offering them the one thing
they want most.
671
00:31:40,384 --> 00:31:43,477
A free vacation!
672
00:31:43,561 --> 00:31:47,481
And now that you are here,
my collection is finally complete.
673
00:31:47,565 --> 00:31:49,483
I am ordering you to let us go.
674
00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:53,574
Forget it. The all-powerful
Brainiac listens to no one!
675
00:31:53,658 --> 00:31:57,404
Brainiac, you get over here
this instant, young man.
676
00:31:57,488 --> 00:31:58,448
Who's that?
677
00:31:58,532 --> 00:31:59,928
My mom.
678
00:32:00,012 --> 00:32:01,711
So act cool.
679
00:32:02,275 --> 00:32:03,802
What is it, Mother?
680
00:32:03,886 --> 00:32:05,760
You forgot to clean
your room again.
681
00:32:05,844 --> 00:32:08,458
I'm sorry, but I've been
really busy lately.
682
00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:11,810
With what? You're just down
there playing with your little toys.
683
00:32:11,894 --> 00:32:14,290
These people
aren't toys, Mother.
684
00:32:14,374 --> 00:32:16,249
They're collectibles.
685
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,078
Did you at least remember to
put on some clean underwear?
686
00:32:19,162 --> 00:32:21,994
You know, this is getting really awkward, Brainiac.
687
00:32:22,078 --> 00:32:23,909
Maybe we should wait inside.
688
00:32:23,993 --> 00:32:25,649
Stop embarrassing me, Mother.
689
00:32:25,733 --> 00:32:27,869
I'm an
inter-galactic super-villain.
690
00:32:27,953 --> 00:32:30,437
More like an
inter-galactic disappointment.
691
00:32:30,521 --> 00:32:32,613
Look at you. You're
a full-grown Android
692
00:32:32,697 --> 00:32:34,397
who still lives with his mother.
693
00:32:34,481 --> 00:32:37,009
I told you I'm working on
moving out.
694
00:32:37,093 --> 00:32:40,882
How? You got no money,
no job, and no girlfriend.
695
00:32:40,966 --> 00:32:42,362
It's time for you to grow up.
696
00:32:42,446 --> 00:32:45,276
I think it's time
we ended this conversation.
697
00:32:46,624 --> 00:32:48,803
Wow, and I thought
I had family issues.
698
00:32:48,887 --> 00:32:50,370
My mother just doesn't get it.
699
00:32:50,454 --> 00:32:52,372
I've tried acting more grown up,
700
00:32:52,456 --> 00:32:56,028
but being an adult
is really hard.
701
00:32:56,112 --> 00:32:57,377
Then maybe we can help you.
702
00:32:57,461 --> 00:32:58,769
I'm listening.
703
00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:00,423
We'll teach you
how to act grown up.
704
00:33:00,507 --> 00:33:02,817
In exchange,
you shall let us go.
705
00:33:02,901 --> 00:33:04,427
Deal. I'll do anything
706
00:33:04,511 --> 00:33:06,384
to get my mother off my back.
707
00:33:08,646 --> 00:33:10,042
Okay, Brainiac,
708
00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:12,044
we're going to help you find
a new career.
709
00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:14,524
And do you know what you need
to get a good job?
710
00:33:14,608 --> 00:33:16,962
Academic credentials,
letters of recommendation,
711
00:33:17,046 --> 00:33:18,311
and a polished resume?
712
00:33:18,395 --> 00:33:20,530
Nah, son. A handshake.
713
00:33:20,614 --> 00:33:24,012
Because a handshake is the key
to making a good first impression.
714
00:33:24,096 --> 00:33:25,971
Now, when givin' a handshake,
715
00:33:26,055 --> 00:33:27,755
make sure the webbing that
connects your thumb and forefinger
716
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,279
connects with the webbing
of the other person.
717
00:33:30,363 --> 00:33:32,454
Don't you be giving nobody
no finger shake.
718
00:33:33,627 --> 00:33:36,024
You gots to commit to
that handshake, son.
719
00:33:36,108 --> 00:33:38,373
Also, make sure
your hand is dry.
720
00:33:40,199 --> 00:33:42,030
Don't nobody want
that swamp hand.
721
00:33:42,114 --> 00:33:43,510
Wipe that sweat off, boo.
722
00:33:43,594 --> 00:33:44,859
And under no circumstances
723
00:33:44,943 --> 00:33:46,772
should you ever give
a weak handshake.
724
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,169
Nobody wants to
feel like they're
725
00:33:50,253 --> 00:33:52,475
shaking hands with a dead fish.
726
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:54,042
And remember,
wash your hands thoroughly
727
00:33:54,126 --> 00:33:56,088
for at least 20 seconds,
728
00:33:56,172 --> 00:33:58,998
and then, after doing so, do not
touch your eyes, nose or mouth.
729
00:33:59,653 --> 00:34:01,397
This is so confusing.
730
00:34:01,481 --> 00:34:03,051
I am not sure I can do this.
731
00:34:03,135 --> 00:34:05,010
Of course you can.
732
00:34:05,094 --> 00:34:07,316
Just remember to look your
employer straight in the eye,
733
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,491
maintain a strong grip
734
00:34:08,575 --> 00:34:10,841
and don't let go until they do.
735
00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:13,105
Okay, I think I've got it now.
736
00:34:13,189 --> 00:34:15,323
Great! Then why don't you
give it a try?
737
00:34:17,802 --> 00:34:19,633
Let go, let go!
738
00:34:19,717 --> 00:34:21,809
But shouldn't I wait for you to
let go first?
739
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,199
No.
740
00:34:25,288 --> 00:34:27,423
It's time you got yourself
a girlfriend, Brainiac.
741
00:34:27,507 --> 00:34:29,077
But I don't know
the first thing about
742
00:34:29,161 --> 00:34:30,861
the dating habits of women.
743
00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:33,429
Oh, don't worry. We'll walk
you through the process
744
00:34:33,513 --> 00:34:35,865
by setting you up on
a mock date with Kara.
745
00:34:41,086 --> 00:34:42,569
Now, the first thing
you wanna do
746
00:34:42,653 --> 00:34:44,397
is compliment your date
747
00:34:44,481 --> 00:34:46,268
and, you know,
give her a little gift.
748
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,182
Got it.
749
00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:48,879
My, my.
750
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:51,665
You're looking
very adequate today.
751
00:34:51,749 --> 00:34:52,796
This is for you.
752
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,668
It's the Bottle City of Kandor.
753
00:34:54,752 --> 00:34:56,539
Just for fun,
I like to shake it up
754
00:34:56,623 --> 00:34:58,978
and watch all the tiny people
freak out.
755
00:35:00,627 --> 00:35:02,850
That is horrible.
756
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,462
You don't like it?
757
00:35:05,763 --> 00:35:07,202
Then, perhaps, you'd like
a snapping space turtle.
758
00:35:07,286 --> 00:35:09,378
No, no, Brainiac, no.
759
00:35:09,462 --> 00:35:11,248
Uh, just give her these.
760
00:35:13,249 --> 00:35:15,515
Now get your date to talk about
her interests.
761
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:18,431
So, tell me about yourself.
762
00:35:18,515 --> 00:35:20,476
- Well, I'm originally from Krypton...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh?
763
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,608
Boring. Can we just get to
the goodnight kiss?
764
00:35:24,303 --> 00:35:25,787
Here you go.
765
00:35:31,528 --> 00:35:33,707
Brainiac, if you wanna become
an adult,
766
00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,230
you have to
start dressing like one.
767
00:35:35,314 --> 00:35:36,927
What are you talking about?
768
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:40,059
Check out my slick pink
vinyl white collar shirt.
769
00:35:41,015 --> 00:35:43,760
My totally fly Go-go boots.
770
00:35:43,844 --> 00:35:47,851
And my hipper than hip
jet black short shorts.
771
00:35:47,935 --> 00:35:50,767
How can you claim this is not
acceptable adult attire?
772
00:35:50,851 --> 00:35:53,814
Um, well, how do I
put this politely?
773
00:35:53,898 --> 00:35:56,904
You look like the mixture of
the nerd and the dweeb.
774
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,906
A nerweeb, if you will.
775
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,691
It's true.
I'm a complete disaster.
776
00:36:01,775 --> 00:36:04,912
I can't shake hands,
I can't talk to the ladies,
777
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,263
and on top of all that,
I look like a total nerweeb.
778
00:36:08,347 --> 00:36:09,612
I may as well face it.
779
00:36:09,696 --> 00:36:12,094
I'm not cut out to be an adult.
780
00:36:13,831 --> 00:36:17,142
Oh, there, there, Brainiac,
we know change is hard.
781
00:36:17,226 --> 00:36:18,578
But with a little more patience,
782
00:36:18,662 --> 00:36:20,408
we're sure you'll get
the hang of it.
783
00:36:52,261 --> 00:36:54,004
Hello, Titans.
784
00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,789
Check out my man Brainiac.
785
00:36:55,873 --> 00:36:58,183
You're all grown up.
786
00:36:58,267 --> 00:36:59,445
Yup, thanks to you,
787
00:36:59,529 --> 00:37:01,055
I've got a sweet combover,
788
00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:04,276
a good job,
and a new girlfriend.
789
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,887
And because you held up
your part of the bargain,
790
00:37:06,971 --> 00:37:08,626
it's time I held up mine.
791
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,283
You're free to go.
792
00:37:11,367 --> 00:37:13,459
Wow, thanks, Brainiac.
793
00:37:13,543 --> 00:37:15,069
Oh, you don't need to thank me.
794
00:37:15,153 --> 00:37:16,940
Now that I'm an adult,
795
00:37:17,024 --> 00:37:19,204
I realized that collecting
superheroes is kid stuff,
796
00:37:19,288 --> 00:37:22,729
which is why I've moved on to
a much more mature hobby.
797
00:37:22,813 --> 00:37:25,164
Destroying planets.
798
00:37:30,473 --> 00:37:32,478
Think of all the innocent
worlds that will be lost.
799
00:37:32,562 --> 00:37:34,132
You must reconsider.
800
00:37:34,216 --> 00:37:37,876
You can't tell me what to do.
I'm an adult.
801
00:37:40,396 --> 00:37:42,140
He makes a real good point.
802
00:37:42,224 --> 00:37:43,793
Brainiac's mature enough to
make his own decisions now.
803
00:37:43,877 --> 00:37:46,013
But we have to do something.
804
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,232
Like what, Mama?
805
00:37:47,316 --> 00:37:49,103
We can't take out
that giant laser.
806
00:37:49,187 --> 00:37:50,148
Yes, we can.
807
00:37:50,232 --> 00:37:51,584
As long as we work together.
808
00:37:51,668 --> 00:37:52,846
Wonder Woman is right.
809
00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,500
With all our powers combined,
810
00:37:54,584 --> 00:37:56,284
we turned that sniveling dweeb
into a full-grown adult.
811
00:37:56,368 --> 00:37:58,808
And if we could do that,
we could do anything.
812
00:37:58,892 --> 00:38:01,942
Cyborg, do you think you can
pilot the Space House?
813
00:38:02,026 --> 00:38:03,942
I can fly anything.
814
00:38:09,512 --> 00:38:10,516
Ready, team?
815
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,213
Ready!
816
00:38:12,297 --> 00:38:13,258
Ready.
817
00:38:13,342 --> 00:38:15,127
Then it's time to blast off.
818
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:28,142
His throat is closing.
We're not gonna make it.
819
00:38:28,226 --> 00:38:29,794
Aim for the uvula.
820
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:40,891
Fire away!
821
00:38:47,854 --> 00:38:49,163
This isn't working!
822
00:38:49,247 --> 00:38:50,860
Our fire power isn't enough.
823
00:38:50,944 --> 00:38:54,473
That may be true, but we
are no longer alone in this.
824
00:38:54,557 --> 00:38:55,951
Look around.
825
00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:02,568
She's right. Titans,
826
00:39:02,652 --> 00:39:04,613
and every superhero
and supervillain
827
00:39:04,697 --> 00:39:06,049
in the DC multiverse,
828
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:07,439
go!
829
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,894
Brainiac, look at
Mama's spaceship.
830
00:39:24,978 --> 00:39:26,809
You are such a disappointment.
831
00:39:26,893 --> 00:39:29,290
I'm sorry, Mommy.
832
00:39:29,374 --> 00:39:31,423
Nice team work, everybody.
833
00:39:31,507 --> 00:39:33,773
But how are we gonna
get all these people back home?
834
00:39:33,857 --> 00:39:35,644
It's simple. We don't.
835
00:39:35,728 --> 00:39:37,427
This is where they live now.
836
00:39:37,948 --> 00:39:39,344
That works for me.
837
00:39:39,428 --> 00:39:41,782
Now let's go hit up
that space beach, yo.
838
00:39:43,693 --> 00:39:45,828
♪ We gonna blast right off
And kick it at the... ♪
839
00:39:45,912 --> 00:39:47,562
♪ Space House!
840
00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:51,741
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