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We hate porn! 5 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:24,335 All: Down with porn! - Porn is bad! 6 00:00:24,337 --> 00:00:25,804 - It's a real shame. 7 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,405 Being exposed to smut as a child 8 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,273 Is what made me the man I am today. 9 00:00:29,409 --> 00:00:30,541 - Why are we even here? 10 00:00:30,543 --> 00:00:31,743 - We're required to be on hand 11 00:00:31,878 --> 00:00:33,344 For any protests that involve burning. 12 00:00:33,346 --> 00:00:34,612 All: Down with porn! 13 00:00:34,747 --> 00:00:35,946 - Hey, you know there's porn 14 00:00:36,082 --> 00:00:38,016 On your phones and laptops, too, right? 15 00:00:42,755 --> 00:00:44,355 - Burn the porn! All: Down with porn! 16 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:45,756 - We hate porn! - Down with porn! 17 00:00:45,758 --> 00:00:48,359 - Unreal. There's always that one dumb guy 18 00:00:48,494 --> 00:00:49,627 In every group, huh? 19 00:00:49,762 --> 00:00:51,562 - Porn is bad! All: Down with porn! 20 00:00:51,564 --> 00:00:53,297 - Why won't this light? 21 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:54,498 It's satan! 22 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,633 - Look at 'em, amateurs. 23 00:00:55,768 --> 00:00:57,301 They didn't even bring lighter fluid. 24 00:00:57,437 --> 00:00:59,103 - Yeah, well, in their defense, they're probably used 25 00:00:59,105 --> 00:01:01,572 To burning schoolbooks, which go up a lot easier. 26 00:01:01,574 --> 00:01:03,774 - I bet an m-80 will get this party started! 27 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:06,176 - What is he doing? All: Down with porn! 28 00:01:06,178 --> 00:01:08,779 - Hey, you're not permitted for explosives! 29 00:01:08,781 --> 00:01:11,082 - Sir, sir, sir! - Hey, hey! 30 00:01:12,919 --> 00:01:13,852 All: Oh! 31 00:01:22,795 --> 00:01:26,797 - Yes, tits! - Yeah! 32 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:30,601 - All right, dick! - Yeah! 33 00:01:30,737 --> 00:01:32,603 - Well, if that's not a sign from god, 34 00:01:32,605 --> 00:01:34,204 I don't know what is. 35 00:01:34,206 --> 00:01:35,606 - Amen. - Amen. 36 00:01:39,345 --> 00:01:41,145 Fuck me. 37 00:01:41,281 --> 00:01:42,613 - What? 38 00:01:51,558 --> 00:01:54,158 - ? well, I'm hot-blooded ? 39 00:01:54,294 --> 00:01:56,694 ? check it and see ? 40 00:01:56,829 --> 00:02:00,364 ? I got a fever of 103 ? 41 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,834 ? I'm hot-blooded ? 42 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:05,970 - Then he's like, "I'm so broke, 43 00:02:06,106 --> 00:02:08,907 I can't even pay attention." 44 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:10,641 Yes, I knew that joke, man. 45 00:02:10,777 --> 00:02:12,288 - Hey, mr. Shabby shoes, what's going on 46 00:02:12,312 --> 00:02:13,511 With the sole of those boots? 47 00:02:13,646 --> 00:02:14,891 - Oh, the bottom's coming loose, 48 00:02:14,915 --> 00:02:16,247 But I got some glue in my locker. 49 00:02:16,249 --> 00:02:17,716 - Station doesn't pay for new boots? 50 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:19,450 - We're supposed to get a boot allowance, 51 00:02:19,452 --> 00:02:20,718 But chief can be a bit stingy. 52 00:02:20,853 --> 00:02:22,186 money. 53 00:02:22,188 --> 00:02:24,122 - What happens to granny if he loses his sole? 54 00:02:24,257 --> 00:02:27,125 Does he start listening to kenny g? 55 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:29,794 - What the fuck did you just say to me? 56 00:02:29,796 --> 00:02:30,929 - It was just a joke. I... 57 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:33,063 - Cap, permission to kick his ass. 58 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:35,600 - Okay, kick his ass. - Cap, no. 59 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,738 - You know, I actually really liked your joke, 60 00:02:39,872 --> 00:02:42,118 But I couldn't pass up the opportunity to take your boots. 61 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:47,211 But they don't fit because you're a tiny-boot bitch. 62 00:02:47,347 --> 00:02:48,613 come on. 63 00:02:48,748 --> 00:02:50,080 - I'm messing with you, man. 64 00:02:50,216 --> 00:02:51,682 - He loves you, mickleberry. He does. 65 00:02:51,684 --> 00:02:52,644 - Morning! - Hey, chiefy! 66 00:02:52,752 --> 00:02:54,152 - Chief! - Hey, listen... 67 00:02:54,287 --> 00:02:56,354 Weather forecast is calling for a hell of a storm. 68 00:02:56,489 --> 00:02:58,889 Could be severe flooding, so I decided 69 00:02:58,891 --> 00:03:01,359 To hold the d shift over for double the personnel. 70 00:03:01,494 --> 00:03:03,894 - Ah, double crews... That doesn't happen every day. 71 00:03:03,896 --> 00:03:05,764 It's gonna get cozy. - Do we like the d shift? 72 00:03:05,898 --> 00:03:08,633 - What's not to like? They're exactly like you guys. 73 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:10,568 - have fun. - Always do. 74 00:03:10,703 --> 00:03:12,303 - Yeah. - Do they look like us? 75 00:03:12,305 --> 00:03:14,839 - Nah, it's like a second-generation copy kind of. 76 00:03:14,841 --> 00:03:16,574 - Yeah, like a poor man's version... 77 00:03:16,709 --> 00:03:18,576 Not rock star material like us. - Yeah. 78 00:03:18,711 --> 00:03:20,311 - That's why we're the a shift, right? 79 00:03:20,313 --> 00:03:21,690 - I thought the letters were random. 80 00:03:21,714 --> 00:03:23,447 - Technically, yes. 81 00:03:23,449 --> 00:03:25,716 But it's widely understood that we're the chief's top crew, 82 00:03:25,718 --> 00:03:27,118 So count yourself lucky. 83 00:03:27,253 --> 00:03:28,293 - Let's put it this way... 84 00:03:28,321 --> 00:03:29,920 If there was a tv show about station 24, 85 00:03:29,922 --> 00:03:31,789 We'd be the shift they'd focus on. 86 00:03:31,924 --> 00:03:33,123 bing. 87 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,659 - Dibs on sexy dumb comic relief. 88 00:03:34,661 --> 00:03:37,261 - Ah, man! All right, token woman. 89 00:03:37,397 --> 00:03:38,596 - Ambiguous african. 90 00:03:38,731 --> 00:03:39,998 - Italian guy with sweet hair. 91 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,866 Come on, let's work. - Right. 92 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:43,668 - Wait, guys, what would I be? 93 00:04:01,954 --> 00:04:05,623 Hey! All: Hey! 94 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:08,759 - Aw, man, teddy dickosi. 95 00:04:08,895 --> 00:04:10,228 That coif is looking pretty slick. 96 00:04:10,363 --> 00:04:13,231 What's your secret? - Confidentially, margarine. 97 00:04:13,366 --> 00:04:14,699 I knew it. 98 00:04:14,835 --> 00:04:16,434 I can't believe it's not butter! 99 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:17,635 - I believe it. 100 00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:23,107 - Mm-hmm. Mm. 101 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:26,845 - Cousin terry! Ha ha! What's up? 102 00:04:26,979 --> 00:04:28,379 - Cousin lucy. 103 00:04:28,515 --> 00:04:29,848 Finally, we're on the same shift. 104 00:04:29,982 --> 00:04:31,560 You know, it's too bad it wasn't last week. 105 00:04:31,584 --> 00:04:33,384 You could've joined me and your dad for lunch. 106 00:04:33,453 --> 00:04:36,054 We go out for mexican food first Tuesday of every month. 107 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:37,255 - Really? 108 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:40,258 - We call it the two-terry taco Tuesday. 109 00:04:41,928 --> 00:04:43,639 What kind of special lunches do you do with your dad? 110 00:04:43,663 --> 00:04:45,864 - Oh, man, um... 111 00:04:45,998 --> 00:04:48,266 He let me finish his meatball sub the other day. 112 00:04:48,401 --> 00:04:51,001 - Oh, yeah, that sounds fun. 113 00:04:51,003 --> 00:04:52,670 - It was a huge sub. 114 00:04:52,805 --> 00:04:54,873 It was a submarine sandwich. - Yeah. 115 00:04:55,007 --> 00:04:58,008 It's like a taco, but with bread. 116 00:04:58,010 --> 00:05:01,412 - Probie, this is the d shift's medic, mcintosh jones. 117 00:05:01,548 --> 00:05:02,813 - What up, granny smith? 118 00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:04,615 What up? 119 00:05:04,751 --> 00:05:06,751 - Hey, call me gram gram. 120 00:05:06,753 --> 00:05:09,019 - Both apple names, both grandma names? 121 00:05:09,155 --> 00:05:11,355 - Welcome to the metaverse! 122 00:05:19,699 --> 00:05:21,232 - What's the matter, ike? 123 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:23,701 Cia got you pushing too many pencils? 124 00:05:26,038 --> 00:05:27,972 I wasn't really trying. 125 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:30,174 - Ah, sure you weren't, sure you weren't. 126 00:05:30,176 --> 00:05:31,976 - I did arms this morning. That's why I'm just, like... 127 00:05:31,978 --> 00:05:34,579 - Ah, yes, excuses, excuses. 128 00:05:34,714 --> 00:05:37,448 - You're looking good, brother. - Thank you, thank you. 129 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:39,027 - Ah, man, what are you benching these days about? 130 00:05:39,051 --> 00:05:41,519 - 300 pounds, but if that's too heavy, 131 00:05:41,654 --> 00:05:43,053 You switch it to metric. 132 00:05:43,055 --> 00:05:45,590 136 kilograms is much easier to lift. 133 00:05:45,592 --> 00:05:46,591 - Ahh. - Obviously. 134 00:05:46,726 --> 00:05:48,392 - Of course it is, obviously. 135 00:05:48,528 --> 00:05:49,928 It's a lesser number. 136 00:05:50,062 --> 00:05:52,196 Oh, man, why didn't I think of that? 137 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:55,399 - You must be the d-shift probie. 138 00:05:55,535 --> 00:05:57,802 I'm andres mickleberry, the a-shift probie. 139 00:05:57,804 --> 00:06:00,070 - Oh, hey, I'm andrea snorkleberry. 140 00:06:00,206 --> 00:06:02,206 - For real? Mickleberry, snorkleberry? 141 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:03,874 - Yeah, dude! - When did you start? 142 00:06:03,876 --> 00:06:05,209 - Four weeks ago. What about you? 143 00:06:05,211 --> 00:06:07,011 - Three weeks. - Perfect. 144 00:06:07,147 --> 00:06:09,547 Oh, my god. I have one week of seniority. 145 00:06:09,682 --> 00:06:12,483 Could you be a good kid and finish cleaning the sink? 146 00:06:12,619 --> 00:06:13,884 Thank you so much. 147 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:16,487 You got this. 148 00:06:20,893 --> 00:06:22,160 - Colosplash. 149 00:06:22,295 --> 00:06:23,828 - Hey, chiefy. - Yeah. 150 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:25,073 - Listen, I'm guessing there's gonna be 151 00:06:25,097 --> 00:06:26,377 A bit of a pissing match tonight 152 00:06:26,432 --> 00:06:27,966 When it comes time to pick bunks. 153 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,545 - Why don't you share your bunk with your twin? 154 00:06:29,569 --> 00:06:31,436 - I will, and he'll love it, and I'll love it, 155 00:06:31,571 --> 00:06:33,437 But I'm guessing the others might have a problem with it. 156 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:36,240 - Ah, you'll figure it out. Hey, you ever poop in a box? 157 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:38,442 - Not since April fools' day. - Good one. 158 00:06:38,444 --> 00:06:40,311 Yeah, you know, my doctor told me that in lieu 159 00:06:40,446 --> 00:06:42,313 Of my annual colonoscopy, I could use 160 00:06:42,448 --> 00:06:46,317 This colosplash at-home colon-cancer-screening kit. 161 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:47,763 - What, they expect you to crap in that box, 162 00:06:47,787 --> 00:06:49,253 And then what do you do with it? 163 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:51,469 - You mail it to them. Look at this. It's tupperware. 164 00:06:51,524 --> 00:06:52,723 - What? - Yeah. 165 00:06:52,725 --> 00:06:54,525 Specimen bag, "biohazard." 166 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:55,926 good for me. 167 00:06:56,062 --> 00:06:57,528 - Get out. What kind of a world do we live in 168 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:59,530 Where a grown man has to drop a crud in a box 169 00:06:59,532 --> 00:07:01,465 Like a common housecat and then mail it? 170 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,067 - I guess it beats a colonoscopy. 171 00:07:03,203 --> 00:07:05,003 - Nah, nah, nothing beats a colonoscopy. 172 00:07:05,138 --> 00:07:07,471 They give you sweet drugs, you pass out, 173 00:07:07,473 --> 00:07:09,513 The camera might even poke you in the tingle button, 174 00:07:09,542 --> 00:07:11,676 And when you wake up, they give you a cookie. 175 00:07:11,678 --> 00:07:13,011 - I was not told of a cookie. 176 00:07:13,145 --> 00:07:14,545 - They give you any cookie you want. 177 00:07:14,614 --> 00:07:15,680 - Snickerdoodle? - Yeah. 178 00:07:15,682 --> 00:07:16,747 - Chocolate chip? - Yeah. 179 00:07:16,749 --> 00:07:17,816 - Oatmeal? - Yeah. 180 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:19,017 - Huh. - Hey, chief. 181 00:07:19,152 --> 00:07:20,551 - Hey. - About the bunks tonight... 182 00:07:20,687 --> 00:07:22,821 - Share with eddie. - You're gonna love it. 183 00:07:22,955 --> 00:07:25,223 - Huh, yeah, I will. Not as much as you. 184 00:07:25,358 --> 00:07:27,358 you like to spoon? 185 00:07:27,493 --> 00:07:29,360 I like to spork. 186 00:07:29,362 --> 00:07:32,563 - "do not fill the collection bucket above the fill line." 187 00:07:32,565 --> 00:07:35,033 Uh-oh. I guess that counts me out. 188 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:36,928 - Oh, chief, you're doing the colosplash kit? 189 00:07:37,037 --> 00:07:38,903 - Yeah. - Oh, smooth move, I did it. 190 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:41,506 Yeah, by the way, I made brownies. 191 00:07:41,508 --> 00:07:42,907 They're on the stove. 192 00:07:42,909 --> 00:07:44,642 Those two statements were not connected. 193 00:07:46,179 --> 00:07:48,312 - Teddy, you're my guy! 194 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:50,180 - Wait, wait, wait, because he pooped in a box, too, 195 00:07:50,182 --> 00:07:51,449 Suddenly he's your guy? 196 00:07:51,584 --> 00:07:53,451 - No, he's my guy 'cause he made me brownies. 197 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:58,056 Now, if you'll excuse me, teddy... oops, I mean, eddie... 198 00:07:58,191 --> 00:08:00,591 Time to make the doughnuts. - Ugh. 199 00:08:00,727 --> 00:08:01,792 - Colosplash! 200 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:06,264 - Terry's nephew is also named terry? 201 00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:09,067 - Dad bullied my aunt jasmine into naming her son terry, 202 00:08:09,202 --> 00:08:10,801 So he'd have a male namesake. 203 00:08:10,937 --> 00:08:14,272 - Wow, sounds like something in his life is missing, huh? 204 00:08:14,407 --> 00:08:16,207 - Hey, look at this. See the green? 205 00:08:16,342 --> 00:08:17,608 That's just the light stuff, right? 206 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,343 Here comes the big stuff. Here it is. 207 00:08:19,345 --> 00:08:20,945 Given the trajectory of it, 208 00:08:21,081 --> 00:08:22,613 I'd say it's gonna hit tacoma about 3:00 p.M. 209 00:08:22,615 --> 00:08:24,749 - You know, you should be a weatherman, uncle terry. 210 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:26,217 I mean, chief. 211 00:08:26,352 --> 00:08:28,486 - Hey, let's forget about the formality, terry. 212 00:08:28,621 --> 00:08:30,354 - Call me uncle terry. - okay. 213 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:31,822 - Check out this, check out this. 214 00:08:31,824 --> 00:08:33,224 I got a little bit here, right? 215 00:08:33,226 --> 00:08:34,759 so the polar vortex 216 00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:36,627 Combined with a low-pressure system 217 00:08:36,629 --> 00:08:39,097 Is gonna create a mega precipitation event 218 00:08:39,232 --> 00:08:41,165 In the lower regions of tacoma. 219 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:44,569 - I love this weatherman bit, uncle! 220 00:08:46,239 --> 00:08:47,884 that's good. That's good, all right. 221 00:08:47,908 --> 00:08:49,240 now let me throw it 222 00:08:49,242 --> 00:08:50,709 Over to champ trophy at sports. 223 00:08:50,843 --> 00:08:53,444 well, champ trophy here, dusty winds! 224 00:08:53,446 --> 00:08:55,006 dusty winds, I love it! 225 00:08:55,115 --> 00:08:57,648 - My, oh, my, the mariners had a big night! 226 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:59,450 the mariners really rained 227 00:08:59,586 --> 00:09:01,385 On the angels' parade last night. 228 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:03,187 - Well, it was a good thing it was raining 229 00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:05,590 'cause the mariners' bats were on fire! 230 00:09:05,592 --> 00:09:07,658 They were as hot as some of the buildings 231 00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:09,193 We have to go into sometimes! 232 00:09:09,329 --> 00:09:11,195 yeah. 233 00:09:11,197 --> 00:09:13,531 We probably shouldn't joke about that, though. 234 00:09:15,802 --> 00:09:17,001 - You okay? 235 00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:18,469 You look like you've seen a ghost. 236 00:09:18,471 --> 00:09:23,073 - Oh, my god, my dad's doing a bit. 237 00:09:23,075 --> 00:09:24,208 - What? 238 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,810 He doesn't do bits. - I know! 239 00:09:25,946 --> 00:09:28,190 - Although come to think of it, he was getting very chummy 240 00:09:28,214 --> 00:09:29,614 With teddy dickosi a bit earlier. 241 00:09:29,749 --> 00:09:31,282 - He was? - Super chummy. 242 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,017 - Maybe d shift is his favorite crew. 243 00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:35,085 - Shut up! What is wrong with you? 244 00:09:35,087 --> 00:09:36,821 - That's stupid. Toilet duty. 245 00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:38,156 - Guys. 246 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:40,024 you got to see this. Come here. 247 00:09:49,235 --> 00:09:51,369 - Yeah, right? Right, come on. 248 00:09:51,504 --> 00:09:53,103 - Hey. - what? 249 00:09:53,105 --> 00:09:54,973 Terry didn't even dance at his own wedding. 250 00:09:55,108 --> 00:09:57,642 In fact, he specifically asked for no music. 251 00:09:57,777 --> 00:09:59,177 - And playing the maracas? 252 00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:01,089 I've never seen him play the maracas in my life. 253 00:10:01,113 --> 00:10:02,713 - Hey, guys, you know what? 254 00:10:02,715 --> 00:10:04,996 Since yesterday's incident reports were so well written... 255 00:10:05,118 --> 00:10:06,651 No typos, no passive verbs... 256 00:10:06,786 --> 00:10:10,120 I'm gonna give each of you an extra 100 bucks 257 00:10:10,122 --> 00:10:11,189 For you boot allowance! 258 00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:13,191 Enjoy! 259 00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:15,125 - He's upping their boot allowance. 260 00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:16,927 And I got the busted boot! 261 00:10:16,929 --> 00:10:19,130 - ? da, da, da, da, da, oh ? 262 00:10:19,265 --> 00:10:20,999 ? da, da, da, da, da, hey ? 263 00:10:21,134 --> 00:10:24,535 - Oh, my god, the d shift is his favorite crew. 264 00:10:34,314 --> 00:10:38,249 - Huh, okay, colosplash, time to get to know each other. 265 00:10:38,384 --> 00:10:43,254 oh, another thing in a thing, okay. 266 00:10:43,389 --> 00:10:46,457 Oh, there's another thing in there. 267 00:10:46,592 --> 00:10:49,461 And yet another container. 268 00:10:49,595 --> 00:10:51,796 It's like a russian doll for dumps. 269 00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:54,799 Oh, come on. 270 00:10:54,934 --> 00:10:56,934 ocupado, bro! 271 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,003 - Terry, who's your favorite shift? 272 00:10:59,138 --> 00:11:00,804 - Why are you bothering me with this now? 273 00:11:00,806 --> 00:11:02,718 How do you know I'm not in the middle of a bowel movement? 274 00:11:02,742 --> 00:11:04,902 - 'cause when you're in the middle of a bowel movement, 275 00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:06,744 The walls tremble all over the station. 276 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,613 ah, gross. 277 00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:11,148 - Hey, dad? 278 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:13,284 Who do you like better, a shift or d shift? 279 00:11:13,419 --> 00:11:14,952 - Are you kidding me? You're here, too? 280 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,821 - Which shift do you like better? 281 00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:18,890 Dad! - That's a ridiculous question. 282 00:11:19,025 --> 00:11:20,624 I like all the shifts equally. 283 00:11:20,626 --> 00:11:22,960 terry! 284 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:26,164 Eddie, again, if you had to save one shift 285 00:11:26,299 --> 00:11:29,167 From a burning building, which shift would it be? 286 00:11:29,302 --> 00:11:31,635 - I wouldn't have to save any of you from a burning building. 287 00:11:31,637 --> 00:11:34,038 You're all firefighters. 288 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,908 but hypothetically speaking? 289 00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:39,043 - Both of you know I don't engage in hypotheticals! 290 00:11:39,179 --> 00:11:41,845 - Okay, but if you had to engage in hypotheticals 291 00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:45,649 With just one shift, which shift would it be? 292 00:11:45,785 --> 00:11:47,218 - Uh... 293 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:53,791 - Terry, we know you're in there. 294 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,659 - Would you two leave me the hell alone 295 00:11:55,795 --> 00:11:58,262 And give me some privacy? - Fine. 296 00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:00,598 - That was not the validation I was looking for. 297 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,933 - No, it sucked. 298 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:04,001 We need to make sure that chief sees us 299 00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:05,537 As the superior shift. 300 00:12:05,671 --> 00:12:08,072 - Yes. - Let's go. 301 00:12:22,222 --> 00:12:24,355 - Come on, get your game on. 302 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,159 - Eddie, what do you want? 303 00:12:28,294 --> 00:12:30,161 I'm trying to dry off my colosplash. 304 00:12:30,296 --> 00:12:32,630 - Well, chief, I just wanted to show you what a crack team 305 00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:34,298 You have here in the a shift. 306 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,499 - Chief, do you see how much cleaner 307 00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:36,834 Our side of the truck is? 308 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:38,770 man, you could eat off this baby. 309 00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:40,082 - Why would I eat off a truck? 310 00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:41,973 - Huh? No, no, you wouldn't. 311 00:12:42,108 --> 00:12:45,176 I mean, no, but, hypothetically... 312 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:47,071 - What's with everyone and the hypotheticals? 313 00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:49,247 - Chief doesn't engage in hypotheticals, ike. 314 00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:51,182 Even I knew that, you dimwit. 315 00:12:51,317 --> 00:12:53,651 - Thank you, dex. - Yeah. 316 00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:55,119 That's what I said, dimwit. 317 00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:56,788 - You're the dimwit. - You're a dimwit. 318 00:12:56,923 --> 00:12:58,256 - You're the dimwit. - You're a dimwit. 319 00:12:58,258 --> 00:12:59,591 - Yeah. - What'd you say? 320 00:12:59,725 --> 00:13:01,593 - Nothing. I... - Huh? 321 00:13:05,331 --> 00:13:07,865 - Hey, check out these sandbags, huh, chiefy? 322 00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:10,401 We are gonna kick the rain's ass today, huh? 323 00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:13,404 - Funny, you guys make sandbags at the exact same pace. 324 00:13:13,539 --> 00:13:14,819 - Well, I don't know about that. 325 00:13:14,941 --> 00:13:15,940 - Keep it up. 326 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:17,208 I'm gonna go make a splash. 327 00:13:17,343 --> 00:13:20,078 oh, boy. Oh, boy. 328 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:21,479 - Hey. 329 00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:24,348 Why you guys trying to show us up in front of the chief? 330 00:13:24,484 --> 00:13:26,350 - Ha! Show you up... That's a good one. 331 00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:29,287 Why would a shift care what chief thinks about d shift? 332 00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:31,089 - Because we're his favorite shift. 333 00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:32,690 - That's ridiculous. 334 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:35,093 We're the a shift. - A. 335 00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:36,961 - The letters don't mean anything, guy. 336 00:13:37,096 --> 00:13:39,030 They just exist to identify the different shifts 337 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:40,764 On the rotation schedule. 338 00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:43,835 But I guess only a first-rate captain would know that. 339 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,236 - Oh, yeah? 340 00:13:45,371 --> 00:13:47,438 You don't cobra me, dickosi. I cobra you. 341 00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:49,841 - Well, maybe I could convince uncle terry 342 00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:51,709 To rethink this whole letter system 343 00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:55,246 To more accurately reflect that we're his favorite shift. 344 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:58,316 After all, I'm like the son he never had. 345 00:13:58,451 --> 00:14:00,918 - Not after I rip your fucking dick off. 346 00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:06,658 - Get back! - It's okay, it's okay. 347 00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:09,126 - All right, let's just settle down with the dick ripping. 348 00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:10,462 Listen, sorry to break it to you, 349 00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:14,131 But my crew... we just got that something special. 350 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:17,134 In fact, if they were to make a show about station 24, 351 00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:18,802 We'd be the stars. 352 00:14:18,804 --> 00:14:21,873 - Maybe on basic cable. - On a network nobody watches. 353 00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:24,408 - Guys, this is ridiculous. 354 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:25,877 We're supposed to be professional. 355 00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:27,256 You don't see me and snorkleberry 356 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,412 At each other's throats. 357 00:14:28,414 --> 00:14:29,881 - Who the hell is snorkleberry? 358 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:31,483 - That's snorkleberry. 359 00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:33,017 - My name is not 360 00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:35,487 Andrea snorkleberry, you dingbat. 361 00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:38,222 I was just making fun of your stupid name. 362 00:14:38,358 --> 00:14:42,093 My name is isabella corazon. 363 00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:44,696 - Good one, corzy. - Sick burn, probie! 364 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,698 - That's a beautiful name. 365 00:14:46,832 --> 00:14:49,701 And you all suck! - You suck! 366 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:50,968 - You suck! - You suck! 367 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,636 - You suck. - You suck. 368 00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:56,107 You're gonna rip my dick off? 369 00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:58,442 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! What's going on in here? 370 00:14:58,578 --> 00:15:00,578 Last time I was here, you were nicely making sandbags. 371 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:03,447 - Chief, uh, is that box currently filled? 372 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,184 - Yeah, finally. - Man, that was really fast. 373 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:08,720 - I had to hustle back in here 'cause of you and you 374 00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:11,589 And you all squabbling about who's my favorite shift. 375 00:15:11,725 --> 00:15:12,857 Both: Which is? 376 00:15:12,992 --> 00:15:14,458 - I don't have a favorite shift. 377 00:15:14,594 --> 00:15:17,195 They're all the same. A, b, c, d, it's meaningless. 378 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,610 - Well, if it wasn't meaningless, 379 00:15:18,664 --> 00:15:19,997 Which shift would you choose to be a? 380 00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:21,733 - Okay, that's it. 381 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,134 No more a, b, c, d. 382 00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:24,668 I'm putting an end to the stupid system. 383 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,938 From now on, it's red shift, green shift, 384 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:28,672 Blue shift, gold shift. 385 00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:31,075 That'll put an end to your childish bickering. 386 00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:37,481 Oh, stupid box. 387 00:15:37,483 --> 00:15:39,163 - We're gold shift. - No, we're gold shift. 388 00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:40,930 - We're the gold shift. I call dibs on the gold shift. 389 00:15:40,954 --> 00:15:44,288 - Okay, okay, okay, hold on! Hold on, hold on a second. 390 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,958 As the captain of today's shift... 391 00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,292 - It's still our shift. 392 00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:50,694 - I propose a head-to-head competition 393 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:53,898 To determine who is the top shift of this station. 394 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,299 - You're going down. 395 00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:57,235 - May the best shift win. 396 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,770 - Mm. - Come on. 397 00:15:58,905 --> 00:16:00,704 - I'm right here. - Come on. 398 00:16:00,706 --> 00:16:02,574 - I'm gonna be over here. - You're a douchebag. 399 00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:04,175 - All right, yeah. - It's on. 400 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:07,445 - Disappear. - It's on, man. 401 00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,447 - I'm watching you. - All right. 402 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,182 - Whoa, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 403 00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:12,650 - I'm all right. I'm all right. 404 00:16:12,786 --> 00:16:14,586 - Hey, let's get back to work. - Get back. 405 00:16:39,813 --> 00:16:42,614 - What's going on? We've been going at this for 20 minutes, 406 00:16:42,748 --> 00:16:44,015 And nobody's moved an inch. 407 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:46,217 - Maybe both shifts are equal in every way. 408 00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:49,020 - Psst, hey, guys, we should try the "squid game" strategy, 409 00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:50,955 Where the whole team moves forward three steps 410 00:16:50,957 --> 00:16:52,356 And the other team falls. 411 00:16:52,358 --> 00:16:54,826 - Spoiler alert... I'm only on episode three. 412 00:16:54,961 --> 00:16:56,494 - Oh, is that the one with the cookies? 413 00:16:56,496 --> 00:16:57,895 - Oh, come on! 414 00:16:58,031 --> 00:16:59,964 - And they took three steps forward 415 00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:02,700 And caused the entire other team to fall down. 416 00:17:02,702 --> 00:17:05,569 - Hey, spoiler alert... I haven't seen season one. 417 00:17:05,571 --> 00:17:08,506 - It's really, really good, a must-watch. 418 00:17:08,508 --> 00:17:09,907 - Okay, let's do this. 419 00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:14,578 Ready? One, two, three. 420 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,386 - Did you guys "squid game" us? 421 00:17:22,522 --> 00:17:24,588 - Yeah. - Has everybody seen it? 422 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:27,391 - Fine, if a test of brawn won't settle this, 423 00:17:27,527 --> 00:17:29,861 Then let's pivot to a test of brains. 424 00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:32,196 - Damn it. - Damn. 425 00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,131 - If you're so close to the chief, 426 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:36,133 Let's see who knows him best. 427 00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:40,938 - Guys, come on, it's my lunch break here. 428 00:17:41,074 --> 00:17:42,606 I just stopped by to drop off terry's statins. 429 00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:44,809 I'm not doing this. - Pretty please, aunt vicky. 430 00:17:44,944 --> 00:17:46,544 - Please, come on. - Come on. 431 00:17:46,546 --> 00:17:49,013 - You're the best judge for this, mom, please. 432 00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:50,614 - Okay. - Yes! 433 00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:54,686 - Yes, vicky. - Come on, granny. 434 00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:57,621 - All right, all right, let's get this split up here. 435 00:17:57,757 --> 00:17:59,557 - Let's go, granny. - Come on, granny. 436 00:17:59,693 --> 00:18:01,025 Come on, granny. 437 00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:06,698 - Okay, who is terry mcconky's sex-ception? 438 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,501 Both: Lucy lawless xena, warrior princess! 439 00:18:09,635 --> 00:18:10,968 - Yeah! - Yes! 440 00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:12,704 - He tells you these things? 441 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:14,199 - Go get 'em, ike. Go get 'em, ike. 442 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,617 - Oh, yeah, it's me. - Next, here we go. 443 00:18:15,641 --> 00:18:17,175 - Come on. - Oh, yeah, here we go. 444 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,976 Yeah. 445 00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:22,113 - How old is terry in dog years? 446 00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:23,981 - Dogs age faster that humans. - If we know that terry... 447 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:25,827 - But the average dog runs... - Hates dogs, we can assume... 448 00:18:25,851 --> 00:18:27,429 - Twice as fast as the... - It's because dogs live... 449 00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,053 - Average human... - Longer than terry... 450 00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,700 - At least in my experience... - Although, not as long... 451 00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:32,234 - Okay, okay. I just have an hour for lunch, 452 00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,458 So could we just call this a push? 453 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:38,129 Both: Seven. - Wow, that is correct. 454 00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:39,931 Ish? Both: Yes! 455 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:41,933 - Take that! - Yes! 456 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,267 - Yes! - Yes! 457 00:18:43,403 --> 00:18:44,646 - Really shocking. - That was awesome. 458 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:46,070 - Here we go. - Come on, cap. 459 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,605 - All right, here we go. - Here we go, cap. 460 00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:49,807 - What is number one on terry's bucket list? 461 00:18:49,943 --> 00:18:51,823 Both: Front-row seat, criss angel's "mindfreak." 462 00:18:51,878 --> 00:18:53,611 - Sadly, I know that to be true, 463 00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:55,547 And that is a tie, okay? 464 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:57,148 - Whoo! - Yeah! 465 00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,417 - All right, all right. - That's our captain! 466 00:18:59,419 --> 00:19:03,088 - This is the last question that I am reading. 467 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,959 - What is terry's favorite naptime snack? 468 00:19:08,094 --> 00:19:09,360 - Tea and pretzels. 469 00:19:09,495 --> 00:19:13,497 - We won! We won! - But what kind exactly? 470 00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,166 - What? 471 00:19:15,301 --> 00:19:16,901 - Country bumpkin brand sweet tea 472 00:19:16,903 --> 00:19:19,303 And flugelsohn brother pretzel rods, extra-salted! 473 00:19:19,439 --> 00:19:21,038 But I guess you would have known that 474 00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:22,506 If you were the son he never had. 475 00:19:22,642 --> 00:19:24,576 All: Oh! Both: He said it first. 476 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:27,111 - She got more specific. She got more specific. 477 00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:30,714 - Whoa, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! 478 00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:32,516 Sorry to break up the fun here, guys, 479 00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:33,878 But the storm moved up the coast... 480 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,852 Danger averted. 481 00:19:34,988 --> 00:19:36,320 D shift, you can go home. 482 00:19:36,456 --> 00:19:38,656 - But, chief, we're just about to win the gold. 483 00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:40,124 All: Yeah. - What do you mean? 484 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,303 Dickosi, you guys are dismissed, go. 485 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:42,594 Go, go, go. 486 00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:44,128 - No, cap, we worked for the gold. 487 00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:45,397 - I said... - Hey. 488 00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:46,998 What are you doing with these clowns? 489 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,244 - Can I just give you your statins 490 00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:49,401 And go back to work, please? 491 00:19:49,535 --> 00:19:51,202 - What's "the in-terry-gation"? - Uh-uh. 492 00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:53,271 - What is this? What are you guys doing? 493 00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:55,206 where you going? 494 00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:58,742 - Captain, captain. You were never gonna win. 495 00:19:58,744 --> 00:20:01,813 None of us were. We're too evenly matched. 496 00:20:01,948 --> 00:20:04,882 There's no gold shift designation for either squad. 497 00:20:04,884 --> 00:20:09,553 The only gold is the shining glow we feel in our hearts, 498 00:20:09,555 --> 00:20:14,292 That 24-karat pride we feel as firefighters 499 00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:18,029 Doing the best we can do for our community 500 00:20:18,164 --> 00:20:19,363 And our chief. 501 00:20:19,499 --> 00:20:22,033 - Amen, brother. - amen. 502 00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:24,449 - You know, I couldn't have said it better myself, penisi. 503 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:28,105 Although I could have said it equally as well. 504 00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:31,909 - Son of a bitch. 505 00:20:32,045 --> 00:20:34,378 - Cobra. - Oh! 506 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:37,248 oh, he got you. 507 00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:40,251 - Okay, all right, all right. - Truce? 508 00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:42,320 - You work it out with dickosi? 509 00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:43,766 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked about it, 510 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,389 And we came to the agreement that the a team 511 00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:46,724 Will now be known as the gold shift 512 00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:48,392 And, also, you like us the best. 513 00:20:48,394 --> 00:20:50,061 - Good man, but you know 514 00:20:50,196 --> 00:20:52,063 Who I actually like best in this room? 515 00:20:52,198 --> 00:20:54,332 My one and only best gal. There she is. 516 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:57,335 - Aw, thank you. - Mwah. 517 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,537 And, honey, while I got you... - Yes. Mm-hmm? 518 00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:01,138 - Could you take this to the post office 519 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,807 On your way back to work? - Hell, no. 520 00:21:03,809 --> 00:21:06,077 I'm not walking into the post office carrying that. 521 00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:07,679 - It's shit. - Although, you know, 522 00:21:07,813 --> 00:21:10,081 I know someone who would carry it for you. 523 00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:11,615 - Hmm? - Lucy lawless. 524 00:21:11,617 --> 00:21:13,084 I bet she'd carry your poop. 525 00:21:13,219 --> 00:21:15,286 Hmm. Hmm. 526 00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:16,620 - Bye, honey. 527 00:21:16,622 --> 00:21:18,089 Who told her about lucy lawless? 528 00:21:18,224 --> 00:21:20,157 - Granny told her. - Gram gram, you mean. 529 00:21:20,159 --> 00:21:21,403 - It was gram gram. Gram gram told her. 530 00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:22,894 - All right, well, you know what? 531 00:21:23,029 --> 00:21:27,098 Congratulations, mickleberry. You get the honors. 532 00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:28,566 - Oh! 533 00:21:28,702 --> 00:21:30,902 Holy crap, that's surprisingly heavy. 534 00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:33,170 Taco Tuesday! 535 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,439 All right, back to work, gold shift. 536 00:21:35,575 --> 00:21:37,375 - All right, that's right, gold shift. 537 00:21:37,511 --> 00:21:39,443 Sounds good. Let's go to work. 538 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,413 - Ah, I need to take my statins. 539 00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:48,852 - Chief, I know we worked it all out, 540 00:21:48,854 --> 00:21:50,588 But I got to say, there's still some things 541 00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:52,964 We saw you do with the d shift that you never do with us. 542 00:21:53,059 --> 00:21:54,859 - Yeah, like the bits, the dancing, 543 00:21:54,994 --> 00:21:56,839 The boot allowance. - What are you talking about? 544 00:21:56,863 --> 00:21:59,063 I do that stuff with all you guys. 545 00:21:59,065 --> 00:22:00,864 - That is not true. - Yes, it is true. 546 00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:02,400 Ike, remember last week, you and I did 547 00:22:02,536 --> 00:22:04,268 The used-car salesman bit? 548 00:22:04,404 --> 00:22:06,270 - Oh, yeah. No, we did do that bit. 549 00:22:06,406 --> 00:22:07,939 That's right. 550 00:22:08,074 --> 00:22:10,386 What's it gonna take to get you to drive away in this today? 551 00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:12,410 - You'd look pretty good in a toyota corolla, sir. 552 00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:14,546 - You don't like the color? We can paint it. 553 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,148 - This car ain't gonna drive itself. 554 00:22:17,283 --> 00:22:19,083 - With the thing in the front. 555 00:22:19,085 --> 00:22:21,619 - And you, you and I danced the salsa. 556 00:22:21,621 --> 00:22:23,354 - First of all, it's sal-sa. 557 00:22:23,489 --> 00:22:25,223 - That's what I said, salsa. - It's sal-sa. 558 00:22:25,358 --> 00:22:26,758 - Also, last month, I told you, 559 00:22:26,893 --> 00:22:28,670 Your crew could increase their boot allowance. 560 00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:30,895 Both: What? - Oh, yeah, you're right. 561 00:22:30,897 --> 00:22:32,764 You did. I forgot to tell you guys. 562 00:22:32,899 --> 00:22:34,899 Ha ha! This whole thing could have been avoided. 563 00:22:35,034 --> 00:22:36,234 What are you gonna do? 564 00:22:36,369 --> 00:22:37,835 - You guys are just like my real daughters. 565 00:22:37,837 --> 00:22:39,703 Each one thinks I treat the other one better. 566 00:22:39,705 --> 00:22:41,683 That's the way kids are. - She is your real daughter. 567 00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:43,707 - You're not! - You are softer on my sisters. 568 00:22:43,843 --> 00:22:46,244 - See, this is what I'm talking about... look at this. 569 00:22:46,246 --> 00:22:47,645 - Hey, mickleberry. - Mickleberry! 570 00:22:47,647 --> 00:22:49,447 I told you to mail that days ago. 571 00:22:49,449 --> 00:22:51,115 - I did, sir. 572 00:22:51,117 --> 00:22:53,251 It says "return to sender... Insufficient postage." 573 00:22:53,386 --> 00:22:54,906 It must have been too heavy. 574 00:22:54,988 --> 00:22:57,388 - Mama always said I could fill up the diaper. 575 00:22:57,523 --> 00:22:58,923 hey, screw it. 576 00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:00,324 I'm gonna go in for a colonoscopy. 577 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:01,859 - You should. 578 00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:03,541 - What do you want me to do with this, sir? 579 00:23:03,597 --> 00:23:04,996 - Ugh. - You know what? 580 00:23:05,131 --> 00:23:07,531 We should stash it in the wall like a time capsule 581 00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:08,978 And wait for a future crew to find it. 582 00:23:09,002 --> 00:23:11,335 we should leave it for the d shift. 583 00:23:11,337 --> 00:23:12,904 - Oh, I know what to do. 584 00:23:14,274 --> 00:23:16,874 - Oh, oh, now we're talking. - What are you up to? 585 00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:18,542 - What are you doing? 586 00:23:18,544 --> 00:23:20,278 - Uh-oh. - What? 587 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,880 - You're gonna put it in their fridge, aren't you? 588 00:23:22,882 --> 00:23:26,350 Reverse psychology. 589 00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:29,086 - They'll definitely eat it. 590 00:23:29,088 --> 00:23:33,558 I've fallen for that one. 591 00:23:35,895 --> 00:23:37,761 We've had a lot of fun here today. 592 00:23:37,897 --> 00:23:40,164 But colorectal health is no joke. 593 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,565 Right, guys? 594 00:23:41,701 --> 00:23:43,301 - Wait. - What? 595 00:23:43,303 --> 00:23:44,436 - What are we doing? 596 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,504 - Exactly... We all should be asking, 597 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,772 "what are we doing to prevent colon cancer?" 598 00:23:48,908 --> 00:23:52,977 Screening is an easy way to avoid serious health risks. 599 00:23:53,112 --> 00:23:55,313 - If you're age 50 or over, ask your doctor 600 00:23:55,448 --> 00:23:57,448 About which test is best for you. 601 00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:58,916 And who knows? 602 00:23:59,052 --> 00:24:02,320 Maybe your doctor will even poke your tingle button. 603 00:24:02,322 --> 00:24:03,655 - So go get screened. 604 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:08,926 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. 605 00:24:08,928 --> 00:24:11,062 - Okay, what is... 606 00:24:11,197 --> 00:24:12,930 - Oh. - What is happening? 607 00:24:12,932 --> 00:24:14,733 I feel like I'm having a stroke. 608 00:24:14,783 --> 00:24:19,333 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45257

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