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- Mae Mae, am I a fraud?
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- In what sense?
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- Not a no.
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Well, I was invited to lead
the morning meditation.
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- I heard.
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- And when it came time
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to tell them what to picture...
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Picture...
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I drew a complete blank.
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Um...
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wait here.
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These people look
to me for guidance.
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They practically worship me.
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- Practically?
- And all I could envision
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was my favorite fall outfits.
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- Didn't you draw a blank?
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- I lied to you, Mae Mae.
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I'm a liar.
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I probably should have
asked this a long time ago,
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but if I'm really
gonna be their leader,
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shouldn't I at least have some
base of spiritual knowledge?
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- Not all of your questions
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lead directly to
your father's tapes,
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but this one's a real muffin.
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- Now you've settled in.
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They've accepted
you as their leader.
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But maybe you feel just a
little bit like a fraud.
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Well, I've got just what
you need, sweet pea,
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the key to spiritual
enlightenment.
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- Oh, that was easy.
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- And all you have to do
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is climb this mountain!
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- We have a mountain?
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I need
to look up more.
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- At the top of the mountain,
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you will be presented
with a series of puzzles,
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riddles, and brainteasers.
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- Damn it.
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- Now, these will unlock
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a Tangible Secret...
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Trademark pending...
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An actionable piece
of information
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that'll give you
the moral authority
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of a true leader.
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- I have no questions.
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- Here's your first clue.
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When you get to the
top, look for the ivy.
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And if you get stuck,
remember, think like me.
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I know I do.
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Best tape yet.
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- Mm.
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- And then I said,
I feel like a fraud.
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- You're not a fraud.
- Exactly.
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When a friend says she
feels like a fraud,
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you're supposed to say,
you're not a fraud.
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You don't tell her to
climb a freaking mountain.
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- Right. I mean, why
even get into it?
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- Right.
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Get into what?
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- Whether or not you're a fraud.
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I mean, you're a great leader.
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You're just not super spiritual.
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- I can't tell if that's
a compliment or not.
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Say more... or say less.
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- Sorry, I'm a
little distracted.
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It's... Grease Trap Connie.
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- Ooh, a love
interest with a cute
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profession-based nickname?
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- She's coming tomorrow.
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Every four months,
Grease Trap Connie
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removes the fatbergs
from our pipes.
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Oh! We have, like, the hottest
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will-they, won't-they
thing in history.
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Like, nonstop sexual tension.
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Like, I'm practically
begging for it.
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But she hasn't made a move yet.
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Maybe it's because
she always sees me
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in my crummy bar clothes.
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- You look great!
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- And you're not a fraud!
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- This is how you do it!
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- We're rooting for you, Petey!
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- Huzzah!
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- OK, I thought
this was gonna be
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more of a private quest,
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but you all seem invested, so...
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Citizens of New Utopia,
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I am climbing yonder mountain
to receive the Tangible Secret
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and get what I need to
lead you into the future.
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- And onto the comet!
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- Yeah, let me just go up
this mountain real quick
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so I know how to talk
to you about that.
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- Mm-mm, so when you
say you're getting
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what you need to lead us,
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what's been happening
up until now?
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- We've been growing and
learning and finding it.
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And it's been a
process together.
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And you are sexist, OK?
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- I'm the only one
questioning things.
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All: ? If you don't get
what you need up there ?
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? We're going to freak out ?
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- Mm-hmm, I understand.
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Please don't wait for me.
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- We've been waiting
since yesterday.
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- Good luck, Petey!
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- Measure twice, step once.
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- Ugh!
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Um, what are you doing here?
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Oh, hi.
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You must be Bandit's
younger uncle,
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due to a grandpa
with a new wife?
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- This here's my
Little Einstein,
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for the town's Big Hunk,
Little Einstein program
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where strong men teach
outdoor skills to indoor kids.
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We're climbing this
mountain to earn
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his Spontaneous Plans badge.
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- It's difficult for me...
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Not the mountain,
the spontaneity.
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- You nerd.
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I'm desensitizing
him to bullying.
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- Well, that
establishes our dynamic.
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- I was a Little
Einstein myself.
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- You're kidding me.
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- No, I am not.
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At least I'm not
looking for answers
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on a high-altitude
wild-goose chase.
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- So you knew I'd be here?
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Is that why you came?
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Yeah, you wish.
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- Perhaps you'd like
to join us, Petey.
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We can tell stories
along the way.
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Like Chaucer.
- Hey! No.
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Stop that.
- Thank you, Little Einstein.
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But everyone knows a spiritual
journey has to be done alone,
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like in that movie
where Diane Lane
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makes it seem like Italy
doesn't have running water.
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- I suspect she'll
be changing her tune
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when the critters come out.
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- Ugh.
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- All right, people,
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Petey's gone, so I'm off duty.
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I'm loving it!
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- How's it going down there?
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I mean, not "down
there," down there.
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Can you imagine?
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Do you want water!
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- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Thank you for asking.
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Cool.
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I love water.
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I mean, you're 55% water.
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Not that I'm saying
I 55% love you...
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Hold, please.
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I'm doing bad, aren't I?
- Mm.
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This is worse than
watching an old man
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get a medical pedicure.
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- Great, honest feedback.
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What should I do differently?
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- I don't want to get involved.
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I just said a whole thing
about being off duty.
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We all need a little
time for ourselves,
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even Mae Mae.
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- Well, I'm...
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just about done here.
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- Oh, I envy those overalls.
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I mean I covet them.
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And I thank you
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for your professionalism,
governor.
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- Oh, my God, you two
are a couple of pandas.
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I need to get in there.
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Me time can wait.
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It's meddling time.
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- First rule of hiking:
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pace yourself.
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- You know I can hear you.
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- Hey! Hey-ho, Petey!
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- Always keep an eye
on your surroundings.
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- Ugh!
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Stop using me as
an object lesson.
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It's rude.
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- And remember, on the trail,
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everything looks closer
than it really is.
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- I'll be there in two seconds.
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- She won't.
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I'm gonna tell a whole story,
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and you won't even
get here till the end.
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It's gonna be a long one, too,
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with a flashback and everything.
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- Ugh, you're exhausting.
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- Not the first time
I've heard that.
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When I grow up, I want to be
a Big Hunk, just like you.
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- Well, there's only so much
diet and exercise can do
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in the face of genetics.
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C-c-can you make the
comet come on my birthday?
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- I-I don't think so.
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- I thought you
could do anything.
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And if you know everything
that's gonna happen,
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how come you forgot the compass?
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- Bandit, you're exhausting.
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- Sounds like you were really
getting on his nerves, Bandit.
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OK. My father was
your Big Hunk?
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That's a huge reveal.
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- Yeah, he was my mentor.
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And all he did was let me down,
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just like he's
gonna let you down
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at the top of the mountain.
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- You'd love that, wouldn't you?
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It may even be why you're here.
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- Put that eyebrow down.
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- Well, thank you, Bandit.
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Thanks for rooting against me.
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Because you saying
there's nothing
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at the top of the mountain
gives me even more hope
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that there is something there.
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And that explains our dynamic.
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What?
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It can become night
while I'm still outside?
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- Looks like you're
bunking with us.
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- So, Petey, what
do you hope to find
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at the top of the mountain?
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- Well, fingers
crossed, it's the key
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to spirituality
and enlightenment.
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It sounds like a
lot, but my father
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knew some things,
and maybe one of them
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was the Tangible Secret.
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I mean, he was
right about Pluto.
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- Astronomers all
agreed it was a planet.
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Your father stood
alone like Galileo.
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- Don't.
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- And, Bandit, is Petey right?
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Are we climbing the mountain
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because she's
climbing the mountain?
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That's a good question.
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- Thanks, I've been told
I relate better to adults
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than other youngsters.
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- I already told you,
we're here to earn
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your Spontaneous Plans badge.
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- That's why we're somewhere.
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Why are we here?
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- To climb the mountain.
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- But why now?
- To earn
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your Spontaneous Plans badge.
- You already said that.
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I'm... I'm... I'm trying very hard
not to get frustrated, Bandit.
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Why did we come to this
place at this moment in time?
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- Yeah, Bandit. Why here now?
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- OK, I'd love to answer
all these questions
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on their own terms,
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but Hydrangea here's
begging for a walk.
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Come
on, girl, let's go!
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What am I doing, Hydrangea?
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- What do you want to be doing?
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- I want to be a good Big
Hunk to my Little Einstein,
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but how can I be when...
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- When...
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- My own Big Hunk let me down?
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- Which is why...
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- I'd hate to see the same
thing happen to Petey.
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- So you don't want
her to be disappointed?
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- Of course not!
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I want to protect her.
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I want to... I want
to be there for her.
262
00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,713
Why do you think I came on this
dang trip in the first place?
263
00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:08,340
- Let's sit with that.
264
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,178
- All righty, lovebug, hope
you got good sleep last night.
265
00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:15,055
Now let's get started... whoa!
266
00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:16,098
- It's so simple.
267
00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:17,098
We catch her with grease.
268
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,392
We use the grease against her.
269
00:09:21,938 --> 00:09:23,980
- Oh, a grease trap.
270
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:27,234
It was right in
the name all along.
271
00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:29,653
- It's an emergency, so
you'd better come now.
272
00:09:29,654 --> 00:09:31,238
OK, bye.
273
00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:33,114
- Now, what are we going to
do about your appearance?
274
00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,491
- What do you mean?
275
00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:36,118
- Business casual ain't
gonna cut it, sweetheart.
276
00:09:36,119 --> 00:09:38,495
We're going for "I
want to bang you out,"
277
00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:40,872
not "I'm concerned about
your child's development."
278
00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:41,915
- Uh...
279
00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:49,214
- Wow, I guess I
was overthinking it.
280
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:54,928
Hmm?
281
00:09:56,472 --> 00:09:57,639
Yay, kissing.
282
00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,682
- Ew!
283
00:09:58,683 --> 00:09:59,975
There's a dang incline.
284
00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,226
You rolled towards me.
285
00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:03,395
- No, you rolled towards me.
286
00:10:03,396 --> 00:10:05,063
Oh, come on.
287
00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:06,898
It was a simple
mountain-roll kiss.
288
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,567
It doesn't mean anything.
289
00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,819
You have a girlfriend.
- No, it's not that.
290
00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,154
I was just reminded of
when I started questioning.
291
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,074
- Ugh, why am I always the
last stop before bisexuality?
292
00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:18,452
- Started questioning my faith.
293
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:22,539
Wow, what a beautiful morning.
294
00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:24,541
Every day, we're born anew.
295
00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:26,042
That's what you said,
right, Great Leader?
296
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,460
Right? Great Leader?
297
00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,726
- I wish I was dead.
298
00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:44,394
- He wasn't a god.
299
00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,897
He was just a middle-aged man,
300
00:10:46,898 --> 00:10:50,275
spotted, achy, and flaking.
301
00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,484
- Sorry, I got scared.
302
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,069
Sometimes I act
younger than my age.
303
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,280
- Wait, that was
the whole story?
304
00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:58,366
So what if my father
had weird old-man mouth?
305
00:10:58,367 --> 00:10:59,701
- Blegh.
306
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,037
- I started asking
questions after that,
307
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:05,832
questions like, if he's
not sacred, what is?
308
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,293
Turns out, the answer
was... nothing much.
309
00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:11,296
- Bandit, I of all people
know my dad wasn't perfect,
310
00:11:11,297 --> 00:11:13,715
but come on, of course
he wasn't a god.
311
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,050
He was my dad.
312
00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:16,593
Gods don't have kids.
313
00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:18,637
- Tell that to the gods of
the Greco-Roman pantheon.
314
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,722
And take Poseidon...
- OK, get off my lap.
315
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,891
So he wasn't a god, but he built
316
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:26,478
an entire community through
sheer force of personality.
317
00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:28,980
If the town feels he was
a good leader to them,
318
00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,815
then wasn't he?
319
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,984
- I'm glad we're in
the woods so no one
320
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,946
can see me agreeing with you,
321
00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:37,238
but you have a point.
322
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:40,367
- Guess I've got some
puzzles to solve.
323
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:43,453
- This is the first I'm
hearing about puzzles.
324
00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:46,206
- This must be it.
325
00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:47,540
But we're supposed
to look for the ivy
326
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,501
and I don't see ivy anywhere.
327
00:11:49,502 --> 00:11:51,002
Ugh! I hate puzzles.
328
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,087
- Hmm.
329
00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:54,339
Look for the ivy.
330
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:58,134
What if he meant ivy like the
letter I and the letter V?
331
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,844
Like the Roman numeral 4?
332
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,054
Is that allowed?
333
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,305
- Look for the four!
334
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:03,264
Look for the four!
Look for the four!
335
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,349
- Pace yourself,
Little Einstein.
336
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,601
Remember, first rule of hiking.
337
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,436
- I found it. Look! It
was here, behind the ivy.
338
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,939
So there was ivy.
339
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,649
But why is it on its side?
340
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,985
- It's pointing, like an arrow.
341
00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:15,944
We need to follow it.
342
00:12:15,945 --> 00:12:17,153
- Ugh. Symbols.
343
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,488
- Hydrangea, go!
344
00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:20,116
- Ugh.
345
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:24,494
- Where's the emergency?
346
00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:25,453
- Yeah, things have been getting
347
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:26,705
pretty greasy over here.
348
00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:29,457
- It's possible
the... Oh, my God.
349
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,959
This line was just
cleared yesterday.
350
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,544
I know I did a good job.
351
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,004
If this seeped up since then,
352
00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:36,548
the entire town will
need to be replumbed,
353
00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:38,633
unless this was done on purpose.
354
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:41,136
But no one would damage
a drain intentionally.
355
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:42,387
That would be deranged.
356
00:12:42,388 --> 00:12:44,180
But it's protocol that I ask,
357
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,642
so this wasn't done
on purpose, right?
358
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,272
- All right! More puzzles.
359
00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:54,357
- Why did it have to be puzzles?
360
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,236
- 17.
361
00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,612
- My hat is purple.
362
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,073
- The fox won't eat the corn.
363
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,075
- A towel.
- $1.05.
364
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,535
Both: Roosters don't lay eggs!
365
00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:09,122
Yes!
366
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,208
It's locked.
367
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,585
- It must be some sort of code.
368
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,342
Just help us.
369
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:24,220
- Why couldn't my dad have
tried to think like me?
370
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,056
Why do I have to
meet him all the way,
371
00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:27,682
like a friend with no car?
372
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,975
- We think it's a pattern.
373
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,811
Moving north, Oman,
Turkmenistan...
374
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,230
- Uh, it's one, two,
three, four, five,
375
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,857
the first letters
of the numbers.
376
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,817
The next are six and
seven, so S and S.
377
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,860
Both: Hmm.
378
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,070
Ah!
379
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:41,404
Well, let's see.
380
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,956
Oh.
381
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,888
Oh, my God, here it comes.
382
00:14:07,932 --> 00:14:09,892
I'm about to be enlightened.
383
00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:13,394
You made it, Petey!
384
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,730
Time for the secret.
385
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:18,858
But first, listen to
this smoking guitar solo
386
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,735
while you check out
that awesome view.
387
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,620
- It almost looks like
the Tangible Secret
388
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,580
is physically entering her body.
389
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,253
How about that, huh?
390
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:41,047
Really pops over the
headphones, doesn't it?
391
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,423
Well, there you go.
392
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,135
That is the Tangible Secret.
393
00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:47,804
It was my smoking-hot tune.
394
00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:48,805
- No.
395
00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,223
No!
396
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,725
- Ah. There, you
loved that, right?
397
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,645
Now, when the tape
player explodes,
398
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:59,023
a hot-air balloon will inflate
and carry you to the bottom.
399
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:05,947
He just, um,
noodled on a guitar.
400
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,200
- Yeah, not kidding
about the tape player.
401
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,171
- Wow, we did not
think this through.
402
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:22,714
- That's scheming, baby.
403
00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:24,465
You can't guess what
will happen next
404
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,134
or who might be in that refinery
405
00:15:26,135 --> 00:15:27,844
when the bomb goes off.
406
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,138
- I'm further from Connie
liking me than ever.
407
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,556
When she sees
there's no fatberg,
408
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,474
she'll never talk to me again.
409
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,518
- OK, guys, let's start digging.
410
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:46,864
It was me!
411
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,452
I poured the grease
down the drain on purpose.
412
00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,162
Shame me!
413
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,249
Boy, I sure am wild.
414
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,376
Other people should bond
by talking about it.
415
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,423
- Isn't that the lady who
blew up that refinery?
416
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,425
- Yeah, it is.
417
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,054
- Hey, we should hang art later.
418
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,640
- Hang out later.
419
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:15,225
How about now?
420
00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:18,144
- Ah. That's good scheming.
421
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,230
- I can't believe I
did all those puzzles
422
00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:22,232
and know less than
when I started out.
423
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:23,942
- I knew this would happen.
424
00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,068
- That balloon's about to leave,
425
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:27,111
and I have a town to disappoint.
426
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,322
Go ahead, rub it in.
427
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:30,573
- I don't want to rub it in.
428
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,951
I'm misunderstood.
429
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:35,995
- Ugh, guitar solos
and misunderstood men.
430
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,164
- I got my hopes up,
too, a little bit.
431
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,291
I really did look
up to your dad.
432
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,085
I'm... I'm just glad
you're not alone
433
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:43,836
to find out who he really was.
434
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,675
Ooh! Oh.
435
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,927
OK. Yeah, hug nice too.
436
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,220
- Your mouth is very wet.
437
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,930
- Petey, your dirigible!
438
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,974
- Looks like you got
a choice to make.
439
00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:57,642
What are you gonna
tell them down there?
440
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,769
- I guess I have to
tell the town the truth.
441
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,063
The Tangible Secret
was bullshit,
442
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,273
and so am I.
443
00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:04,817
- One, two, three, eyes on me!
444
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,902
Today we witnessed a miracle...
445
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:11,155
Of science, of
friendship, of puzzles.
446
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,741
Petey, your father
climbed this mountain
447
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,703
and set up these elaborate
feats of mental strength.
448
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,204
Why?
449
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,706
I choose to believe that
he wanted to show you
450
00:17:19,707 --> 00:17:22,166
that you had what you
needed the whole time.
451
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,168
Your father believed
in you, Petey.
452
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:25,378
And so do I.
453
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:26,838
And so do all the people
454
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,549
waiting at the bottom
of this mountain.
455
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,342
- Yeah, sorry, but
I'm not taking advice
456
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,886
from someone who climbed
on my lap this morning,
457
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:34,971
Little Einstein.
458
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,639
- My name isn't Little Einstein!
459
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,393
It's Harold!
460
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,604
- I told him to measure
twice, step once.
461
00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:44,314
- His name isn't
Little Einstein?
462
00:17:44,315 --> 00:17:46,482
- It's Harold!
463
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,984
- Oh, no!
464
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,031
- This appendage is useless.
465
00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:55,742
I have to sever it
before I lose my courage.
466
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:57,285
- Jeez, man.
467
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,871
You were down here
for, like, 15 seconds.
468
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,998
- OK, so I solved puzzles,
469
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,334
and now I'm being propelled
by fire over my head.
470
00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:06,794
But this is pretty cool.
471
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,463
Whoo-hoo? Yeah.
472
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:09,756
Whoo-hoo.
473
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:12,634
Maybe this is how my
dad wanted me to feel.
474
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,095
Mm.
475
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,728
- Ugh, we get it, Dad.
476
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,356
You love space.
477
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,860
She is returned!
478
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,990
- Hello, New Utopia.
479
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:38,660
I come with a message
of radical candor.
480
00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:41,037
- What?
- The Tangible Secret wa...
481
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,877
Hold, please.
482
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,838
Anyway, uh, where was I?
483
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,715
Um... oh, yeah.
484
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,259
Hello, New Utopia.
485
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,845
- Uh, just for the
sake of ceremony,
486
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,056
please tell us that you
gained the sacred knowledge.
487
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,016
- Did you get what you needed?
488
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,977
The truth is...
489
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,403
I got what I needed.
490
00:19:13,404 --> 00:19:14,987
Huzzah!
491
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,074
- I'm ready to lead
you into the future.
492
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,618
- And onto the comet!
493
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,454
And onto the comet.
494
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,212
- Oh, yes, Petey!
495
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,423
Sorry, I just...
496
00:19:33,424 --> 00:19:35,425
- Hey, it's OK.
497
00:19:35,426 --> 00:19:37,093
- You're not mad I
didn't tell the truth?
498
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,928
- Nah, what can I expect
499
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:41,180
from a dirty,
rotten cult leader?
500
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,765
- You're right.
501
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,059
I guess every leader is a
little bit of a fraudster.
502
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,646
And I'm a little
bit of a leader.
503
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,107
Sure.
504
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,447
No one fed me.
505
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,287
- Well, on my weekends,
we go to the arboretum,
506
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,413
and on your weekends,
507
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:06,664
apparently, he goes to the woods
508
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,666
with a cult leader
and a strange man.
509
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,293
- Carol, you're making
this into a big deal.
510
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:11,627
It was his Big Hunk.
511
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,754
- He said he watched two
sleeping adults kiss.
512
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,839
- Yeah, kissing is natural.
513
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,048
- Oh, my God!
514
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,383
- He's seen
"Shakespeare in Love."
515
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,509
He knows all about that.
516
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,802
What the , Allen?
517
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,095
- Oh, right, 'cause
you're so perfect.
518
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,472
Well, I'm not the one
who fell asleep with
519
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,140
"Blue is the Warmest
Colour" on TV, am I?
520
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,433
- You are not a
man. You are a worm.
521
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,517
- You want to
humiliate me? Fine.
522
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,727
- You are a worm.
- I'm humiliated.
523
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,770
You want me to admit
I made a mistake?
524
00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:30,188
- You are a worm.
- OK.
525
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,939
- Why can't you just be
like other divorced dads
526
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,691
and drunk drive him
to the batting cage?
527
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,443
- If you had such a good
time with him last weekend,
528
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,069
then why is he covered
in fire ant bites?
529
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,780
- I should have cheated on
you when I had the chance.
530
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,823
And I had a chance!
531
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:41,782
Oh, my God.
532
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,534
- Ugh! Oh, my God.
533
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:44,702
He watches Netflix.
534
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,537
You are a worm.
535
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,289
- You are a worm.
You are a worm.
536
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,957
- I recall he sat on a wasp.
537
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,375
- You are a worm man.
538
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,696
You're a little worm.
539
00:20:52,746 --> 00:20:57,296
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